what would you do if you looked identical to a famous sportsman?

Probably something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3YOuOv-_Fc

Star in a porn movie

>>75563238
scam bitches into fucking me for fame
get free cokes at the convenience store

"sex tapes" galore

Lose some weight

try to get signed

Try to steal 15 milky ways from a convenience store, then ask the girl at the counter to scan them individually to prevent electrical infetterance.

>>75563238
wear a mask

>>75563238

there is a guy in my city who looks like a mini version of ronaldinho

0:20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfM3im5O-_k

>>75563509
i remember reading some article about this guy. so horribly sad. it was literally his life, and i think jamie was sick of him so then all his fans turned on this guy too. meanwhile, he was just praying for jamie to stay in leicester, so that he could still have a his job as a lookalike. he literally had an agent, with bookings opening stored etc. doesn't even look that much like him!

>>75563518
Huh?

>>75563582
Damn
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-39050298

>>75563570

>20 year young boy

No you are an adult.

>>75563509

most white Britbongs look like Vardy though

Exercise to become taller and also lose weight so I look actually identical

>>75563592
british "humor"

>>75563582
Not sad. Pathetic.

>>75563832
I also know a guy who looks like messi in 2010-2013

also a guy who is a mix or podolski and the german rapper kollegah

>>75563855
It's an old as fuck pasta

>>75563809
wow that's a new low

here's the article i read
http://www.shortlist.com/news/we-went-on-a-night-out-with-the-jamie-vardy-lookalike

well according to a facebook test i look like beckham so there's that

>>75563475
a feminist would literally consider that rape

>>75563582

I went to a fancy party once and they had a look alike of simon cowell I didn't understand why and my then girlfriend told me to shut up about it because I kept asking people.

I don't get it, my girlfriend said I was weird and that I would be acting odd if the real simon cowell was there. I just don't understand people and the fascination of celebs.

>>75563238
Girls in school and at partys used to tell me I look like that Pattinson fag from Twilight. I had similar hair back then and am more pale than the palest of vampires since I rarely ever go outside.

Makes me sad to think how much pussy I could've gotten if I had a more extroverted personality.

>>75563969
is it too late? can you still pull it off?

>>75564017
I think that ship has sailed.

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>tfw i look like him

life's suffering lads

>>75564460
Go to Adam Sandler. He'll give you a job thinking you're Kevin James.

>>75563969
Do you shine like a flaming fucking fagget?

>>75563570

Haven't laughed this hard in a while thanks Hans

>>75563238
sex tape blackmailing, maybe

>>75563509
He looks like a white Remi Malek

>>75563290
Be asian in a "look alike" competition is cheating

>tfw you look like delonte west mixed with marv from home alone

Is there any chance for me?

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dunno, who do i look like???

>>75570889
Child molester

>>75563238
>nike sweatpants
Triggered

>>75563592
HUH? HUH? HUH?

>>75570943
rude AND uncalled for?

>>75570943
Adam Johnson?

>>75570889

Pablo Escobar.

>>75564960
It would never work

>>75570889
You do look like him

>>75570943
Mark Selby?

>>75571491
Truth hurts reported to homeland security and interpol

>>75570889

gay biker kevin james

>>75571933
more like MEMEland and MEMEpol, LMAO nerd XD

>>75570889
A young Torbe

>>75573525
now THAT is a rare flag

Rape

No joke, some stranger came up to me out of the blue and said I look like Penaldo but with glasses. I guess I see a resemblance but I get zero attention from women and consider myself ugly. Maybe he meant a deformed Ronaldo. This happened 2 years ago and I still wonder what compelled him to come up to me and say that.

>>75570889
A type 2 diabetic

>>75573525
a trip to belize..

>>75575927
he felt your gay vibe dude, post feet to confirm if you're gay or not.

>>75570889
crappy ruffalo

>>75570889
Paul Blart's Bulgarian nephew

>>75570889
Mihail Escobar

>>75563948
>his girlfriend can order him to shut up

breh stop being a cuck and slap that bitch

I look like ricky martin, but now ricky martin aint famous, if only ricky martin was born the same time as me.

>>75570889
Pavel Eskobarov

>>75576730
Your asshole is the only thing that looks like Ricky Martin's