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/147/ World Snooker Championship

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Friday 28 April

10:00

Mark Selby (Eng) 9-7 Ding Junhui (Chn) - End of session

45-76 (76), 77-22 (68), 24-84 (84), 99-0 (99), 73-34, 53-87 (52), 1-119 (56, 50), 0-116 (110), 105-23 (100), 61-49, 62-26, 81-0 (67), 0-94 (84), 96-9 (85), 0-139 (139), 66-27

14:30

John Higgins (Sco) 10-6 Barry Hawkins (Eng) - End of session

93-28 (63), 69-22, 67-19 (59), 75-59 (Higgins 69, Hawkins 59), 30-100 (62), 30-95 (71), 65-25, 39-74 (74), 40-65, 92-6, 73-16 (51), 0-125 (115), 61-24 (53), 18-91, 89-0 (89), 73-45

19:00

Mark Selby (Eng) v Ding Junhui (Chn)

Saturday 29 April

10:00

John Higgins (Sco) v Barry Hawkins (Eng)

14:30

Mark Selby (Eng) v Ding Junhui (Chn)

19:00

John Higgins (Sco) v Barry Hawkins (Eng)

Sunday 30 April

Final (best of 35 frames)

14:00 & 19:00

Monday 1 May

14:00 & 19:00

Are Dennis edition
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Comprehensive OP
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Who /Selby/ here?
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>>75561755
What do you think of Bazza's twitter banter?
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>>75561755
Bing tweets exactly like I imagined he would
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>>75561789
lel
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>>75561765
you
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>That old man in the audience trying to stay awake
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>>75561789
Never thought Bazza would be one to mingle with Morph. Dropped.
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>>75561805
His grammar is better than I expected it to be.
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3 changes I'd make to snooker today

1. Shot Clock
2. A spotted cue ball
3. Ball in hand after any foul
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>>75561826
>3. Ball in hand after any foul
lewd
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Until very recently I haven't realized that Miachaela has one of the most beautiful feet I've ever seen.
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>>75561826
why do you want to ruin comfy
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Bellyve.
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>>75561861
only one of them?
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>>75561765

Selby is /ourguy/
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Got a feeling we will be tortured this session
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What!!!! No gap
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>>75561894
Bragging?
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Lelby Luck strikes again
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Fucking lucky Selby
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>>75561894
i miss marco
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JUST FUCK MY FRAME UP
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[Molesting intensifies]
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Sucky Lelby
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Missssss
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Do some people go to the Crucible just to sleep? This session has only been going 20 minutes and there are already people kipping in the audience.
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>>75562094
more importantly what's with all the coughing? is the UK experiencing a tuberculosis outbreak?
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Cheeky cunt
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The whistling has no place in the Crucible
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>>75561826
Swap the colours round so the yellow and green are near the reds and the blue, pink and black are up in baulk.
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>>75562119
Tradition
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is Selby going to become the number one public enemy of China?
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wew, hair helmet from Leicester
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C E N T U R Y

Get ready for another molesting session
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>>75562119

It's tradition to save up at least a fortnight's worth of catarrh before going to any Triple Crown event.
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>>75562119
Is that what Mark was laughing at earlier? He's done that before.
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>>75562153
Wait, that actually makes perfect sense, why hasn't this been done yet?
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GWAN DING
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I hope all frames this session are as interesting as the first one.
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bet mark is fantastic in bed
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Selby is so lucky
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>>75562276
#BINGED
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This Taylor commentary about what they call Ding in China.
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Ding just had a big medal and needs to settle
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy9IhtyyJyU


he comes across quite thick
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Cmon Ding, you can do it!
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Jesus fuck even the shots selby really fucks up he leaves nothing behind for the opposition.

Hes the closest thing snooker has to a scorched earth tactician.
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>>75561826

Keep the black where it is but move pink and blue to the baulk, swapped for green and yellow
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>nobody saying gwan ding in the crucible
breaks my heart
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>"snooker for the connoisseur"
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>>75562313
Ding-sama
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>>75562343
looks a little dingy in there..
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>>75562328
he isn't educated, said in an interview that he quit school for snooker or something like that, and that he's fortunate snooker clicked for him
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How many world titles will Selby win? This will be his 3rd, age 33
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>>75561861
Was this you?
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>>75562383
It's a disgrace
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>>75562414
Probably 4 or 5.
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>>75562414
6
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I think this game will be more like tactical battle than about potting to the last frame
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Have there ever been any top level American snooker players?
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>>75562383
Genuinely bothering me. This was not the case in previous years.
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>>75562394
that isn't an excuse. you don't need an education to be interesting and intelligent, ronnie sullivan isn't educated but he doesn't come across as thick
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>>75562453
he is such an emotional person too

i just hope he will hang in there
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GWAN DING
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>>75562446
The closest you've had was Cliff Thorburn who is Canadian
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>>75562443
that means selbywinslol
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I feel like they should just discard the other semi and give the title to whoever wins this.
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>>75562482
We need to send him our postive vibes
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>>75562461
>ronnie sullivan isn't educated but he doesn't come across as thick
Have you ever heard rpmmie speak?
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>>75562453
Why the smeg don't people like ding anymore? Tories?? Brexit??
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>>75562416
n-n-no
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>>75562482
He will.
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haha
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>>75562416
>hard and rough skin

>footfags
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>>75562461
>ronnie sullivan isn't educated but he doesn't come across as thick

https://youtu.be/b7dVkUESj3c?t=40s
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Newfag here. I just learned that Snooker even existed about a few weeks ago. I weatched a guy named O'Sullivan play vs a chinese guy on Youtube Live. That shit was so cash. I didn't know what the fuck they were doing, and thought it was some kind of weird pool game.

I don't understand the rules of Snooker, but I'd like to learn.

What do you guys think about O'Sullivan?

Who is the best Snooker player? And where should I begin with this sport?
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Possitive vibrations yeah.
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>>75562545
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>>75562568
YouTube: Ronny o Sullivan record 147
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That was unfortunate.
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>>75562568
>where should I begin with this sport?
Watch with /147/ and get comfy.
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>>75562583
Reminder that Wenbo kissed him too

Our boy is just so kissable
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stream where ? tvcatchup has rugby
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>>75562520
i know how his voice sounds but the content of what he says is insightful
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>>75562615
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo
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>>75562568
Peter Ebdon is the greatest ever actually
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>>75562615
https://www.filmon.tv/channel/bbc-two
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>>75562615
filmon.tv cricfree.sc
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>>75562568
Listen to this
Things will become much clearer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYbIvfD-Mso
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Why does Mrs. Selby attend his matches so rarely?
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>>75562615
iplayer/bbc sport with proxy/dns
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>>75562653
the old folks home only lets her out one evening a week
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>>75562568
just watch a bunch of full matches on youtube, you can get it eventually. Essentially you hit a red in then a non red, and if you cant make a shot, you try to get the cue ball in a difficult place for your opponent to hit, usually behind a non red. It's honestly simpler than it looks.
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>that qt in the yellow sweater
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>>75562619
>>75562635
>>75562639
>>75562667

thanks lads, now I can see based Selby destroy the chink
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>>75562635
Me too... Good for F1 also
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>>75562678
screenshot pls
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>>75562682
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>>75562682
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>>75562554

You have to admit this guy knows what's up.
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>>75561765
here lad

selby is /ourboy/
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Any good Snooker video games? Could see it being quite comfy.
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>>75562682
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>>75562697
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_White%27s_%27Whirlwind%27_Snooker
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>Ding wins YET ANOTHER safety exchange
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>She was also a sales representative for the Ann Summers lingerie retailer.

Does anyone have the pics?
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>>75562697
try Snooker Stars from Giraffe Games
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THE MOLESTER IS CRACKING
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>>75562727
lel
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>>75562696
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>>75562756
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>>75562568
The basic rules quickly explained:
Pot first a red, and then a 'colour'. Red gives one point, yellow 2, green 3, brown 4, blue 5, pink 6, black 7.

Penalties are given for, amongst other things, having the cue ball not touching any ball, first touching a colour when the reds are on, first touching a red when a colour is on, potting a ball that isn't on, or potting the cue ball.

Much of the gameplay is tactical exchanges, where players try to force each other to make fouls or at least mistakes.

There are more rules, but you will find out by watching, and looking at wikipedia if you don't quite understand something.
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>>75562511
Ding has some chances even in tactical frames i think
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>>75561765
the only right choice desu
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>>75562747
That was annoying af when I was a kid.
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>>75561826
>yfw Shaun Moiphy said this
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>Ding

Thanks for making this frame 30 minutes longer
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>>75561765
Smart money
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59 plenty
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How does one 'get into the cue ball'?
Surely that wouldn't fit.
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CHOKE
H
O
K
E
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>>75562781
Looks like it today, hope he keeps it up. I want Ding to win, but the chances are Mark will improve.
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>Ding
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>>75562818
He's trying to torture the torturer
>>75562833
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>>75562836
It's a state of mind. You have to become the cue ball.
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how does the human leopard achieve such a matte sheen on his hair?

pomade?
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...I can't take this anymore
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>LELBY
gwan Ding you lovely little lad
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Lelby SHOOK
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Whats the oposite of GWARN DING?
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>>75562814
Moyf not an Ebdon fan then?
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>>75562814
Like speedgolf. Go ahead just not here
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GAWN DING
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Does it matter if I have no passport lads if I don't travel abroad ?
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>>75562778
i notice when they pot they seem to always pot the first they hit. can you hit a red, then that hits a different red that pots? or do you have to pot the one you touch first?
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>DIIIIIIIING
kek
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ITS OVER LELBY IS FINISHED
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It sure is a hell of a ride to support the choking chink.
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Based Bazza messing with the magnets
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Random thought - when has Dennis Taylor ever mentioned Ray Reordan without prefacing it with "The Great"?
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I'm doing it lads.
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>>75562874
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>>75562853
goose fat
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>>75562869

Yeah, you can pot any red when reds are the target.

When on a colour, you have to declare a colour to hit first, and that is the only one you can pot or it's a foul.
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>>75562869
>can you hit a red, then that hits a different red that pots?
Yes
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cor blimey I need to push a brown out but I can't pull myself away from this
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>>75562896
\o/
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>>75562869
You can pot a different red than the one you hit, you can even pot more than one. You have to pot the color you hit though, and if you pot another one by accident too, it's a foul.
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>>75562898
too soon ;;
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>>75562853
Organic coconut oil, berry homo
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>>75562868
>Does it matter if I have no shoes lads if I don't travel outside?
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>>75562912
DingLee
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he is doing it lads

the absolute madman
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>>75562868
You need two things. Money, passport
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>ding actually pots a long one
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I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
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>Dong
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>>75562939
>>75562868

Why would I need it to travel around UK?
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>>75562907
>>75562909
if i calculate all the points i get to 15 red + 15*7 blacks + 6 + 5 + 4 + 3 + 2 = 139. but it's 147? are there 16 turns to get the black?

really starting to get into snooker as a relaxing weekend sport to watch.
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>>75562912
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What kind of music do you think Ding likes?
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>>75562987
>>75562868

State of you
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>>75562989
It's 16 black for the maximum
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>>75562853
vaginal secretion

but it will be hard for you to get
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>>75562989
Pluss fifteen
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>>75562998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

>>75562989
+ another black
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How did the chinese become interested in snooker?
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WHAT A SHOT FROM OUR GUY MARK SELBY
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>>75562989

(1+7)*15=120
2+3+4+5+6+7=27
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>>75562989
that equals to 140 and you missed the black when you clear the table after all reds have been potted, so 16 blacks
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JV says inch perfect but even a millimetre can matter so its a bit of a shit saying
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Did someone say organic coconut?
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Reminder that Selby is better than peak Rpmmie
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>>75563053
He doesn't know metric m8
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>>75563067
This is just false
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>>75563059
Exactomundo
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>>75563033
A SHOT LIKE THAT COULD ONLY COME

FROM /147/s OWN

MERK LELBY
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>>75563067
Not even close (yet).
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>>75563053
It's a game of fractions, and he's inch perfect there......
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>>75563082
name one thing about ronnie's game that trumps selby's, he's just quicker and nothing else
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poor Ding, almost leveled before interval
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He can't, right?
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>>75563121
He's a better positional player (on his game)
Best cue ball control in the sport
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>>75562999
I actually have 2, was just asking. No bully
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>only been told 3 times to turn phones off
>phones are still on
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>needs to torture points from the Torturer
audacious
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>>75563033
>>75563099
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>>75563121
Just watch. https://youtu.be/M5Bq_KG3ZCs
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>Ding the Torturer
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>>75563137
Freeball, hits the black or high value
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>>75563174
The Merciless, actually
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G W A N D I N G
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>>75563177

Oh yeah, but he can't try to outbore Selby
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This is it lads, the ding is going to dong the MOLESTER !!
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Helluva match
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top lel
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Trickshot!
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>>75563182
>Pot noodle
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>Ding
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>Selby forcing Ding to finish himself off

Classic
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ITS ONLY A GAME
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HAHA GET FUCKED YOU DIRTY CHINK

SELBY WINS AGAIN
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He's like the most boring priest from Father Ted
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Is ding going to win the mid session interval?
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Ding ;_;
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It's not over.
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>Potted more balls
>Scored more points
>Still losing by two frames
T O R T U R E D
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ffs Dong

>"snooker for the connoisseur"
>again
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>>75563259
Pay your denbts or get your stuff sold to Chink overlords.
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>>75563259
edgy
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>>75563256
We'll see
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would somebody add some shelby zest to this pic?
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>>75563343
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hey guys more memes please
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>>75563379
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>>75563379
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Better than teacakes to be honest.
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>>75563379
If I post more meme's would you die?
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literally what the fuck was riggins complaining about?
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>>75563305
The edgy thing is supporting Ding though.

Selby is one of a kind, ding is just discount ronnie.

The patrician's final would be Dawkins vs Selby
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>>75563379
Too difficult with gimp/pinta, I've given up.
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Who /liquoriceallsorts/ here
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>>75563426
You're 100% right and yet...
GWAN DING
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>>75563343
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>>75563379
>>
>>75563426
>ding is just discount ronnie.
but with better safety play
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>>75563426

Jesus, 'patrician' has to be the most abused memeword on here.

Even 'clutch' doesnt come close.
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>>75563379
The greatest
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Go get 'em Ding!!!!
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>Lelby
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>>75563471
0/10
but thank you
>>
>ywn watch snooker in a hotel on the Red Button with Taylor

>lelby
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>>75563597
>Well within his sel-by date
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>>75563625
that was such a bizarre exchange
>yes I like watching snooker
>>
>Like the fur on a pussy
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>>75563644
>>75563625

Willie Thorn probably spends at least £45 per night on Television X and makes the BBC pay for it.
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>>75561735
Couldnt watch earlier (fucking taxes) but what did I miss? I remember Ding Dong dominating yesterday.
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>>75563379
GWANDIN and porn on bbc2
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>>75563681
>>
>>75563692
Torture
>>
Damn son
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>Selby
>Ding
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>>75563734
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>Gwan Mark
do these people have no self respect?
>>
is there a new stream?
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>>75563779
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcredbutton
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>>75563779
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcredbutton
>>
>>75563779
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcredbutton
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>>75563785
>>75563786
>>75563787
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>>75563785
>>75563786
>>75563787
>>
>>75563785
>>75563786
>>75563787
Always the same bros to the rescue, kek.
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>>75563785
>>75563786
>>75563787
thanks mates
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>>75563785
>>75563786
>>75563787
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>tfw forced to watch at 25fps from a 3rd party because the (((BBC))) doesn't have redbutton on iplayer
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>>75563768
Quick break for some torture
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>>75563851
Doesn't BBC Sport stream?
>>
>>75563851
There's some weird link on the bbc website.
>>
>>75563851

It's on the BBC sport website tho
>>
>nobody is better around the pink
>>
based virgo cheering him on
>>
So, we can all agree that Ding has the best playing attire, right? That grey is classy.
>>
>>75563920
Agreed. Not nearly as stuck up as black waistcoat, but still all the class.
>>
>>75563874
>>75563885
>>75563887
requires (((flash))) and won't open with streamlink/youtube-dl
>>75563920
I do like the grey.
>>
GWAN DING
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Nice of Lelby to set Ding up like that
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>>75563989
Shut up, Morphy
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>the state of kekby
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That's quite the opposite of what Selby wanted
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It's time.
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>>75563996
Make me
>>
The molester will win 17-10
cap this post
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11-10, just like last year...
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>>75564011
Choke on Davis' fake taxi dick, Morphy
>>
>thrilling match
>lets end it tomorrow in the middle of the day

Idiots.
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>>75564048
>>
>>75564033
>lelby
>>
BASED DING
>>
3 more frames today, for anyone who missed it.
>>
>>75564071
what happened to JV?
>>
Ding just taking the piss
>>
>>75564090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GoGAkkONPs
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THEY'RE CLAPPING DING NOW THE FICKLE BASTARDS
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amazing
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>>75564090

Developing parkinsons.
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>>75564118
*switches Selby shirt to Ding shirt*
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>>75563960
Vipbox. Snooker link 4
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Been gone for a bing, can i get a quick run down of Selby Ding?
>>
>>75564210
>Been gone for a bing
does that mean you've just been out for a chicken dinner?
>>
BOYS, TALKIN BOUT BOYS

OH BHOYZ
>>
>>75564210
some tactical frames, some positional frames

first part of the session went in favour of kekby, but ding is building his momentum now taking on hard pots and succeeding

overall very good match
>>
what do you reckon ding junghui's IQ is?
>>
>>75564261
actually i wanted to say some high break frames but concentrating on the game
>>
>He's hit it too well!
>>
Oooooh you touch my talala
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Fucks sake, Ding
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>>75564268
147
>>
>>75564268
147
>>
>>75564268
147
>>
I think it's hasn't been really mentioned yet so here it goes - Selby's hair looks absolutely perfect
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>>75564261
Cheers Hungary. Whoever goes on to win this will probs be tourney winner.
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Ding is absolutely molesting him out there
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>>75564312
>>75564313
>>75564323
>>
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>>75564349
but is it inch perfect?
>>
JUST MISSED
>>
>>75564349
You're right, it does
>>
>>75564349
>absolutely inch perfect
>>
>>75564268
gr8 b8 m8, reel 'em in good
>>
>Lelby getting a taste of his own medicine

Kek
>>
>>75564147
>>
DING THE MERCILESS
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MELTDOWN
>>
can i get a quick rundown of the history of snooker in china? how did it find its way over there?
>>
>>75563785
>>75563786
>>75563787
>>75564312
>>75564313
>>75564323
dayem
>>
>LELBY
>>
>Selby getting zested
>>
my sides
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>>75564349
Talk about his arse next you fairy
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>>75564404
british expats most likely
>>
DING

THE

MERCILESS
>>
>touching ball

Tippetytoppety kek
>>
DING earns mad points just by sitting in his chair. How does he do it? Click here to find out.
>>
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>behind the brown again
>>
>>75564404
through opium crates
>>
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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>
>>75564444
Nice digits Marco
>>
BLOW IT FULL OUT IN THE PACK DING
>>
should have played safe
>>
11-11 incoming
>>
I sure hope Ding Junhui doesn't choke this frame.
>>
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I-is it over ?

Ding seems to be in amazing form.
Is there any way to avert Selby's defeat ? I can't take this.
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Hot chocolate and chocolate chip cookies, bey!!!!
>>
This is so fucking zesty, my balls are shriveling up.
>>
So tell my guys, if you lob the white ball onto a few reds and it stays in the air leaning on the red balls, what is the descision?
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>>75564366
>>75564378
;^)

>>75564423
Maybe I will
>>
>>75564524

Jump shots are illegal no
>>
why are there so many europeans in these threads? you're all shit at snooker?
>>
>>75564524
foul
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M O L E S T E D
>>
MELTDOWN
>>
Fuck sake ding
>>
>>75564545
So, mostly. You can't hop over balls
>>
TORTURED
>>
>>75564490
FUCK
>>
Shot.
>>
>that's a big ass
>>
S E E T H I N G
>>
snooker is fucking elite
>>
WHAT IS DING DOING
>>
2 or 3 frames left after that ?

it's getting pretty late
>>
>>75564611
for us all
>>
>>75564644

Getting too cocky.
>>
>35 behind
>he needs this pot

Oooh.
>>
Selby is playing 6D torture

>>75564646
2
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kek, that coughing
>>
>>75564687
You alright?
>>
>someone dying in the crowd
>mark giving him the big ass diva look

Priceless.
>>
a lung screening program for this audience wouldnt be a bad idea
>>
ZESTED! (once again)
>>
And that there cements why he is a cunt and is killing the sport
>>
God damn it, Ding.
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/147/ tortured again. Never EVER get your hopes up when Selby is playing.
>>
>>75564709
*lung cancer
>>
So much tension in the crowd you can hear a pin cough
>>
>>75564709
Don't give the tories anymore ideas for ruining the NHS please.
>>
fucking stupid ding
>>
>coughing on purpose to put selby off

pure class these chinks/ chink lovers
>>
SELBY
E
L
B
Y
>>
BASED SHELBY
>>
BTFO
T
F
O
>>
>It's a Selby tournament
kmp
>>
Ding is missing too many easy pots.
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Ding is getting above his station, he should not have lost that frame.
>>
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ding please
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>>75564725
There is no enjoyment watching selby just pain and suffering. Seems to be the complete opposite of what sport should be about. Im done.
>>
CANT PESTER THE JESTER
>>
Anyone on suicide watch yet?
>>
>>75564728

Kek
>>
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>All that effort to go back to 2 frames behind

This is so filthy it should be behind a paywall
>>
>selby desperate for validation
>ding a strong independent black woman who don't need no man
>>
quality match
>>
>that pot
somebody stop him
>>
>>75564771
soon anon, soon
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>>75564761
You love it you slag
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>>75564761
So true

>>75564771
Yes
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>>75564761
lel, trot on
>>
GWAN DING
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>tfw you're supporting Ding wholeheartedly but still respect Selby when he does something brilliant
truly a top feel

SHOT
>>
RING A DING DING
>>
>>75564803
>>75564808
Couple of glory hunters right here
>>
FUCK
YEAH
DING
>>
>>75564832
I don't even like Selby, you just sounded like a dork.
>>
Ding needs to make higher breaks.

His safeties are better than the ones of Selby so far.
>>
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>>75564832
Nah, people hate him cause they ain't him.
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>>75564857
look at those bingo wings on his mam! could knock a child out with them!
>>
>>75564857
I just want his ass, nothing more, nothing less.
>>
Ding is the better player this match

no matter the result
>>
GWAN DING
>>
>Virgo and Taylor being nice and supportive of ding, knowing how emotional he is

It's a surprisingly touching feel
>>
easy peasy for Dingy lingy
>>
ITT: SNOOKERPHILES
>>
DING DONG
>>
Ding is king
>>
>>75564915
taylor is barely speaking when ding is on

he is in charge of going full fanofselbywinslol
>>
silky
>>
Another master class from a proper player
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TON UP
>>
King Ding

By the way, does you opponent have to give up for you to win the frame? Or is there a cut where you automatically win?
>>
Selby is SEETHING
>>
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C E N T U R Y
>>
>>75564928
He's pretty balanced really, he just can't help himself when selby's on a roll.
>>
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This is the ideal Snooker player. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>
>>75564965
They have to concede unless you are ebdon in which case you play for snookers even if there is only the black left
>>
>>75564965
when you pot the pink and you have more than a 7 point lead, you will automatically get the frame
>>
Hm, if Ding can keep this mental fortitude tomorrow when shits hit the fan, he has chances to take it.
>>
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DILLY DING, DILLY DONG, COME ON
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Nobody is leaving.
>>
G W A N
D I N G
>>
89% to 90% potting success

Not too high to be honest
>>
>>75564988
>>
GWAN MARK
>>
>applauding luck
>>
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Ding seems too busy where he leaves the white on pots like that. Should focus on potting first, can always switch to safety after.
>>
that seemed like an easy shot to me
>>
Selby is literally seething.
>>
Whats /147/s view on armpits as a fetish?
>>
WHERE'S THE BLACK BULL GOING??
>>
>>75565079
wrong board i believe
>>
>lelby
>>
BLACK BALL GOING
>>
Lelby is on the ropes

GWAN DING
>>
DING OUT FOR BLOOD
>>
>time to smash it into the pack

Nice
>>
Oh fuck 3 ball plant
>>
IT'S THE REAL DING
>>
I really can't stand Selby
>>
Why is Ding so souless ? He hasn't showed any emotion whatsoever in this match.

Selby on the other hand seems pretty passionate.
>>
If that was Ronnie playing that "positive safety" the crowd would be on their feet lel
>>
>Mark "the Botanist" Lelby
>>
Really good shot that by Selby tbf
>>
>>75565127
chink robot
>>
THE BOTANIST
>>
>>75565127
>>>/pol/
>>
G W A N D I N G
>>
>the cuck who didn't clap for that shot
>>
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DAT RED
>>
>the botanist
>hard time with greens
>>
>>75565127
I know this is bait but still
>he hasn't seen the reaction of Ding when he made that foul in the 5th frame
>>
>>75565157
How is this /pol/ ?
>>
>>75565079
Is actually very similar to feet.
>>
>>75565157
>mfw /pol/ became so garbage since the US election, that they're going to create a containment board for a containment board
>>
GWAN DING
>>
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>>75565179
people ruining comfy
>>
>>75565181
Just fuck off m8, you're approaching 190cm levels of annoying
>>
>>75565195
nothing comfy about watching a chink
>>
12-10 incoming
>>
>>75565184
Unless you're going to share those exclusive Tabb feet pics, be quiet.
>>
>>75565208
Then leave.
>>
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>>75565209
>>
Ding Dong sure wants his white balls clean. He washes them so much it isn't normal.
>>
>>75565127

Didnt he headbutt the table like a chinaman posessed the other day? Bruised himself and everything.
>>
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>>75565227
That was this joker
>>
>"he's looking pretty fresh out there"
based Dennis with the fashion taste
>>
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>>75565195
At least Ding might actually equalize.
>>
There's nothing like the feeling of having clean balls.
>>
>>75565233

Ah feck. Whos the racist now. Off to pol i go.
>>
>>75565248
bit racist desu
>>
>>75565220
gonna leave it there
>>
>>75565250
maybe its just me but it feels a bit hard to remember how selby even won a frame this session

ding looked so dominating
>>
What a match this is.
>>
>>75565272
Fantastic.
>>
>>75565270
bad luck for Ding, and good long pots from Selby
>>
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>tfw another session of this tomorrow afternoon
>>
goodnight lads
>>
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>>75565290
>>
>>75565272
One of the best I've ever seen
>>
>saying yes to the red ball next to you
>"youll be next"

Based Ding
>>
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>>
TON UP
>>
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C E N T U R Y

Based Ding
>>
tara a bit
>>
G W A N D I N G
>>
And a century to finish the session.
What an evening.
>>
There is absolutely no doubt now that ding is /ourguy/
>>
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TON UP
GWAN DING
>>
2015 Bing
2017 Ding
2019 King
>>
>>75565251
apart from feeling them on your chin when deepthroating a cock

no homo
>>
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>>
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Great frame to wash down a great sesh.

Cant wait for tomoz.

Night 147
>>
>>75565327
Imagine if he beats Selby and beats Riggins in the final, having taken out Rpmmie on the way.

Undisputed /our boy/ if he manages that.
>>
I'm falling in love with him lads

No homo haha
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im so happy for ding

it was a pleasure watching snooker with you lads
good night
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>>75565361
>him
>>
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It's been a pleasure.
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>>75565358
would have liked to have check'd em
>>
Selby should feel happy that he still has taken a few frames off Ding.
He is winning those long frames.

Ding's safeties are top notch, even better than Selby.

He has to get his long pots right.
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>>75565005

>pot red
>pot pink
>win frame

wow nice """""sport"""""
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Why is a Dutch guy reffing the final? Dutch guys don't even play snooker at this level
>>
Does pool compare to this ? Is it even played at a professional level ?
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Can't Sting The Ding
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>>75565433
>>
joshua klitschko, ready
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>>75565477
LETS GO
KLIT SCHKO
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>tfw sat watching a repeat of that last frame
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>>75565127
chinese culture
>>
I predict somebody will have a meltdown tomorrow and the other one will up his game.
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>>75565406
the last pink I meant you bellend
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>>75565495

Same
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>>75565203
Haha you're so fucking pathetic you shit your pants every time anyone says anything remotely negative about your slant eyed bumboy
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>>75565544
It's not always the same person, many of us like Ding and are not 12.
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