/heem/ aspen ladd edition

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Eugene S. Robinson

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>>75565045

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I don't usually like oriental chicks, but I'd make exception for Waterson

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Post fighters that you like but /heem/ hates

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>>75560118
Kinda looks like this guy.

>>75565100
I like his wife

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>>75565100
turning champs to ducks not giving a fuck

>>75565100
ray borg?

>>75565069
why? she isnt even hot. the ufc tricked you into thinking that by promoting her. they did the same with paige

>>75565218
but he won, meaning he was better than the champ.

how is that hard to grasp? no one is still triggered about bisping getting a titleshot over roidare are they?

>>75565100
why do you like him?
he is a boring headhunter who regularly misses his target..

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>>75565245
Find a flaw

>>75565259
because bisping is entertaining

>>75565287
shes ugly

>>75565303
This

Better at banter than Conor too

>>75565276
>>75565276
I don't gotta explain myself to you

>>75565303
>>>/asp/

getting your ass kicked by a 50 year old and acting smug about it, the definition of a champion.

>>75565218
>it just wasn't clear exactly how or why he got it to a lot of people.
How about the fact that there was no one else for Lawler to beat up?

>>75565205
That's a good question, why is GSP fighting at 185? Isn't he supposed to be the greatest WW of all time?

>>75565366
Underestimates Bisping

>>75565366
tyrons tdd and power scares him

>>75565377
bisping will kick his ass desu

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For me, it's Alistair "The Reem" Overeem

>>75565340
what? you dont make sense to me you fuckin autist. go watch motorsports or something else thats all numbers

>>75565366
He wants to be a triple champion. MW is one class above and Bisping is champ, better him than Romero

Its layk da stok mahkit

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>p-please Rory! You can have my belt just don't hurt me anymore

>>75565415
He's never going to stop until he can get the last snarky reply in. The guy has absolutely no life whatsoever.

>>75565366
there are many reasons
he doesnt have to fight tyron woodley to prove hes the greatest welterweight lmao. tyron was keeping the gate when gsp was champ

>>75565441
lmao what a sap

Zane Simon

is 32.

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>>75565303
>bisping is entertaining

>>75565415
>bisping is entertaining
in getting his ass kicked you thick cunt. now he's picking a fight with midget, and you're bitching about a title shot that happened a year ago.

>muh le bants xD
Go fuck yourself

UFC middleweight Johny Hendricks plans to retire Georges St-Pierre ... again

https://www.google.com/amp/www.mmamania.com/platform/amp/2017/4/28/15468270/ufc-middleweight-johny-hendricks-plans-retire-georges-st-pierre-again-mma

Whittaker will KO Bispoo worse than Hendo did

Even after he KO'd Lawler and fought Thompson twice, there are people who still say Tyron doesn't deserve to be champ?

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Rogan was handsome af

what went wrong?

>>75565664
not enough mandrama and contender ducking

>>75565682
HGH made his head grow

>>75565504
Jacare lost, get over it

Bagautinov got heemed by a headkick on the buzzer by Tyson Nam

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>>75565612
im not bitching about it. im explaining why some people might. i really dont care pal

obviously bispings chatter and average fighting style isnt necessarily exciting, but surely you can admire the absurdity of his career trajectory?

im trying to help you here kid.

>>75565694
I love you

>>75565706
so is he exciting or not?

and I dont admire him ducking contenders, fighting dinosaurs and midgets, no

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>>75565702
>https://twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/858067062635331584
that is a perfect headkick KO

>>75565718
Love you too brah

Is Bisping vs GSP really happening winter/fall?

>>75565738
I said I love you

>>75565664
>le wait against fence man
>le raycism man
>le gibbe moni fight pls man

I wouldn't say they say he doesn't deserve it as much as they just hate him for said reasons

>>75565755
this aaaaaaa....

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>>75565755

>>75565755
Where my coaches?

>>75565760
Literally every other champ except for Stipe has asked for a money fight.

I n-need my coaches here

>>75565787
cody hasn't

and no, mighty midget isn't a money fight.

>>75565787
Tyron was literally trying to get a fight with Nick Diaz rather than Wonderboy the first time around you dumb piece of shit

>>75565857
And Bisping

>>75565849
>cody hasn't
Are you havin a laff? He said he wanted to fight Aldo

>>75565857
Reading isn't your forte

>>75565868
everyone wants to fight Bisping because he's a crappy piece of shit

>>75565905
also cause he sucks and is easy to beat

>>75565898
>asked for a money fight
Is exactly what he did. Maybe it isn't yours.

>>75565245
I never fell for the Ape Van Zant meme thb

>>75565905
Would you say he's a weaker champ than Fatt Serra?

>>75565884
that's not a money fight either

>>75565913
I never said he didn't ask for a money fight retard.

>>75565918
Serra literally got a shot from winning TUF and then never beat a top WW again. At least Bisping beat a Top 5 opponent before winning the belt.

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Thoughts on "having" to respect legends in a sport?

>>75565921
>Water is wet.

Of course it isn't, but he still said he wanted to fight Aldo next or Conor at 150 lbs and not TJ.

>>75565918
not quite but I would say he Fatt Serra'd his way to the title. I am forever angry that Cockhold didn't take that fight seriously, I don't know if the MW division will ever recover. Another thing that pisses me off even more is Bisping defending the belt against Hendo like a scared little baby and on top of that looking like shit in the fight

>>75565944
Ok, then what's your point? That Woodley is a whore for money unlike champs like Stipe, Joanna, Nunes, Gabrandt, etc. that haven't tried to skip out contender fights?

>>75565755
i love monster

If Weedman vs Moose don't rematch will there be a Weidman vs Jacare fight? Who wins that?

>>75565969
MW will never recover

so is tyron fighting conor if he cant get mayweather? who is tyrons confirmed next opponent? he has one and luke thomas says its crazy.

>>75565979
Jacapoo gets flushed again

>>75565965
>and not TJ
He literally called TJ out during his octagon interview after winning the belt. He said he wants to give dom a rematch before he considers taking on other divisions too.

I actually didn't know he had called out McGregor though. That's pretty retarded and it's getting real old seeing literally everyone do that shit.

>>75566005
You dummy, if Conor doesn't fight Mayweather he doesn't fight in UFC again

>>75565973
>that haven't tried to skip out contender fights?
>More retardation
Nunes said she wanted to fight Cyborg at 145 and become 2 weight champ instead of Valentina again
Garbrandt said he wanted to do the same thing against Aldo

The point being made is that 99% of champs have been asking for "money fights" so it's not something exclusive to Woodley idiot.

what happened to benson henderson? is he even in bellator anymore?

>>75566029
finally ran out of luck with his meme decisions

>>75566017
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/1/2/14147948/cody-garbrandt-aiming-for-money-fight-with-jose-aldo-next-wants-to-test-his-chin

Don't (you) me again

>>75566019
>if Conor doesn't fight Mayweather he doesn't fight in UFC again
what?

>>75566023
tyron was acting out for one the most though, and was telling people he was entitled to it. he wasnt saying "yeah it would be my dream to get a shot at another belt if i can put on a great performance in my next fight" or some long term plan. he immediately wanted nick diaz or some shit lmao. what a goof.

>>75566046
He's made enough money, he'll sat away from fighting in hopes of Mayweather eventually fighting him. What happens if he returns and gets BTFO again? Then the Mayweather fight will NEVER happen

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TRUTHBOMB

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>>75566063

>>75566038
aldo still has 145 cleaned out from last time he was champ lol. fight makes more sense than you think.

>>75566071
You don't know what you're talking about at all lmao

>>75566067
>if i can put on a great performance in my next fight
He had KO'd Lawler in the first round, that was a great performance in and of itself goof.

>>75566098
This, the bong is right. Also Aldo will feel like UFC owes him something for squatfucking him.
>>75566101
He won't return man, 100% won't if the Mayweather fight happens

>>75566098
>fight makes more sense than you think.
But it's not a money fight. Aldo doesn't sell PPVs and neither does neck tats.

>>75566136
Doesn't matter, it's two champs fighting eachother. Will sell better than Aldo vs Edgar III

>>75566127
Conor 100% won't get the mayweather match without the UFC involved. The UFC 100% won't let him get his full purse from the match unless he finishes his contract with them after. 100%.

>>75566152
It's not a money fight you goof. Aldo's PPVs before Conor do sub 200k buys.

>>75566157
Too much money involved UFC wants that fight to happen so they can take half of Conor's money
>>75566169
Does not matter it will sell better than any Aldo defence. Who will Garbrandt fight if he beats TJ? Cruz don't want it

>>75566067
but he fought the contender twice you fucking triggered spastic.

>b-but he tried to duck
>m-m-maiavidal
cry more faggit

>>75566182
It's literally not a money fight

>>75566195
UFC forced him to fight Thompson you dummy, if it were up to him he'd fight Diaz, then Bisping

>>75566182
Just because a fight sells well that doesn't make it a money fight. DC vs Jones 2 will sell incredibly well, doesn't mean it's a money fight. Money fights are fights that make literally no sense at all and only exist because they sell. Like goober vs nate or bisbong vs henderson. Aldo vs Cody actually makes sense, it's a legitimately competitive fight.

So apparently that WSOF dork with the khabib-tier padded record is coming to the UFC

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/justin-gaethje-reportedly-heading-to-ufc-as-professional-fighters-league-launches-recruiting-for-2018-season

Can't wait to see him get slapped around by UFC journeymen, he's the most arrogant overrated faggot at 155

>>75566242
That's not Alvarez

>>75566210
>b-but ufc forced him to!
and he won. how is this more triggering to you than bisping or conor? its almost like you don't care about the matchmaking and your just looking for something to bitch about regarding tyron

cry fucking more faggot

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>>75566184

>>75566212
>or bisbong vs henderson
Did horrible buys for a so-called money fight

>>75566208
>>75566212
It is a moneyfight, it will sell better than any other fighter Aldo defends against. It's quite simple

>tyron tried to fight nick!
>implying wonderboi would've fought tyron on one months notice
>crying because a champ wants to defend his belt more consistently

>>75566276
They got paid big. Thats why its a money fight

don't normally comment in these threads but had an honest related mma question. After these guys get their faces smacked in, and everything is so swollen they can barely see, eat, smile, etc. how long does it take to heal?

>>75566325
Moneyfight is what fighters bring to the tabke, not what UFC pays you

>>75566280
No it won't, it will sell like all of Aldo's PPVs, and that is badly.

>>75566334
depends on the severity of the injuries, what treatment they receive, and their natural healing times I guess

>>75566340
Not to the fighters

>this Woodley autist is still going

Is this unironic sperging?

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You just know

>>75566086
At least you can be sure that he writes his own tweets and doesn't have a social media guy who represents him like yoel or cyborg...

>>75566432
>you mad white boi

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>>75566420
>tfw I was the one who made the comment to set them off on their sperg

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>>75566446
F a m o u s

How long can /heem/ sit in an ice bath?

>>75566488
however long I fuckin want to

literally used to have ice baths as a kid for bants, it aint a ting

>>75566502

how will he do in bellator?

>>75566488
Literally about to take an ice cold shower. Great for recovery and better circulation overall. No ice bath easily available. I'm posting this naked.

>>75566488
>>75566488
>ice bats
>2017

What is this the 60's? Cryo-chambers are where it's all at.

>>75565366
He wants nothing to do with Woodley. Woodley is tailor made to smash GSP in all honesty.

Why is cormier scared of Lenny? Is it because Cormier doesn't train leg so he knows he would get snapped in half?

Fresh delbedded
https://youtu.be/asQuXSIYNgs

>>75566570
Not as effective

>>75566523
Literally wrestling in bingo halls atm

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>>75566480

this

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>>75566623
looks awful

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>>75566610

JUST

Holloway is free money

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>>75566686

Looks like a fried nutsack 2bh but I assume it's a Brazilian thing

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>>75566705

Sure if you're betting on him swinging at air all night

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>>75566727
>fried nutsack
kek. maybe it taste good though senpai, I wouldn't doubt the quality and taste of famous burger

>>75566705
for the bookies

>>75566822
aldo is easy to hit

>>75566849
max "t-rex" halloway is getting exposed

famous burger probably has larvae in their food and diseased rats running around on the filthy jungle nigger floor of the kitchen with decapitated heads rolling around outside because someone fucked a low level drug dealers second cousin

stop meming this shit

>>75566849

Max is a lanklet and armlet at the same time. I will be surprised if he outstrikes Aldo

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Aldo is still a scared little bitch boy. When Werdum got KTFO'd he came back in his next fight and opened with this shit to prove to himself he wasn't fighting scared

Aldo safely outpointed a guy he already beat

>>75566911
you haven't tried the delight that is famous burger, stop hating

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Knock knock Tyreesha

>>75566905
I think it's going to be a good fight, shame that the other 212 fights are absolute garbage other than KK vs my waifu

>>75566962

Frankie is unheemable and trying to knock him out is a waste of energy

post your ufc walkout song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z6PqPshoLU

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>>75566727
Its a bacalhau (salted cod) fried 'cake' (or croquet? idk) which is a common dish here but not shaped as a burger and in a sandwich, that part is fucked up.

>>75566911
telling americans not to post hamburger memes is like asking the sun not to shine, m8

I'm kind of shitting myself because I found out I have something called slip rib syndrome. The ligaments in my ribcage have been weakened due to trauma and now one of my lower ribs is stuck under the other. It isn't painful but to fix it I have to have the rib surgically removed, and I'm worried if I tell my coaches of this or get it removed I won't be able to fight anymore.

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>>75566911

I'm sure the cashiers will rob you at gunpoint at certain locations, but the food looks pretty good

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>>75566971
Hello Voldemort

>>75567030
>to fix it I have to have the rib surgically removed
nice then you'll be able to suck your own dick just like Michael Jackson (the late singer, not the one time ufc fighter)

>>75567055
Why not post a webm of Tyron hurting him? Oh wait...

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>>75566971
>oh hello rory

>>75567072
How's the nose healing up voldie?

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JUST

>a lellator fighter is literally better than the UFC WW champion

>>75567072
why not post a webm of rory winning post-usada? oh wait...

>>75567115
>vacating the WFW belt
now that would be funny, holy shit what a disaster

>>75566849
>aldo is easy to hit
lol Aldo is one of the best defensive fighters in the history of MMA you fucking mong.

I would love to try MMA but I'm too old :(

>>75567084
Thank you based USADA for cleaning up the sport.

If USADA existed earlier T-Wood would be 20-0

>>75567115
What the fuck did they expect opening up the most thin division of any weight class or gender

>>75567175
>Aldo is one of the best defensive fighters in the history of MMA
Source: Your arse

I know UFC 200 was the 2nd Aldo fight you ever watched but he has been in a lot of wars in his career.

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>>75567115
The state of the UFC

>>75567196
How old?

>>75565682
He was 5'5 and wanted to be bigger.

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>>75567197
>shields
>rory
>marquardt
checks out

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USADA sure did a number on some of these guys.

>>75566253
Underrated

>>75567230

The Chad rematch is literally his only war, the other fights were comfortable decisions

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reminder that aldo has one legit KO in his entire UFC run

and even then it came off of blatant cage grabs

>>75567230
UFC 200 Aldo is the Aldo of today you fucking mong, not the young hotblooded kid from the favelas.

Also: source: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/12/12158570/ufc-200-post-fight-patterns-aldo-edgar-fundamentals

Read it, its by someone who isn't chatting utter shit like you.

>>75567331

He knocked out Chad like a full minute after being warned for cage grabbing

>>75567353
he would have been on his ass getting amerifucked

>>75567353
It was an incredibly blatant grab. It should have been an immediate point deduction, but this sport is a joke.

>>75567353

was it really a minute? it seemed like 10 seconds or so.

>>75567252
33

>>75567362
He would have gotten right back up just like he did after being taken down after the cage grab

>>75567331
Probably cause he's been defending his belt against the periodic number one contender the whole time.

>>75567323
Even then it was a pretty one-sided fight, it's not like it went down to the wire or anything. Crazy how little respect Aldo gets around here, he's one of the best ever.

>>75567362
No wrestler has EVER been able to hold down Aldo for more than like 10 seconds mate.

>>75567409
that doesn't stop other champs from finishing fights

>>75567415
>it was a pretty one-sided fight
Definitely wouldn't say that, every round Aldo won was competetive at the very least, but he clearly won them.

You guys planning to watch Phoenix muay Thai tomorrow? Card looks hella good

>blatant cage grab in the first fight
>even more blatant punch after the bell in second fight

Mendes has good excuses for both of those losses t.b.h.

and the rematch was super close

>>75567447
Yes it does. The finish rate for long running champions in modern MMA in competitive divisions is incredibly low newfriend.

>>75567530
Very true. Its fucking obscene that Aldo didn't get a point taken in either of those fights, and this coming from an Aldo fanboy.

>>75567534
wow that's a heck of a lot of caveats to explain a fighter who had no problem finishing "top contenders" in the WEC but suddenly fought super safe like a bitch

>>75567534
This is why I hope bones never gets the belt back

>>75567530

Chad got warned for cut gouging against conor, I don't feel bad for him. Also he's a roided turbomanlet which is enough to not feel bad for him as it is

>>75567588
>finishing "top contenders
On the way UP you mong, same exact thing is true of GSP and JJ, which you would realise if you were't so new.

>>75567447
GSP had a long run of decisions against top guys. Jon Jones's finish rate went way down as well, take away Sonnen(trash) and Belfort(MW) and you've got mostly distance fights at the title level.

>>75567490
I remember it being one of those 4 rounds to 1 kind of fights...but yeah, I agree the rounds were all competitive. Close but clear is what I mean.

>>75567530
chad is a roiding manlet

>inb4 rogaine told me aldo is too!

>>75567676
I had it 3-2 I think, but they were in Brazil so 4-1 makes sense.

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Can't wait for 212, gonna be an all day memefest

>>75567392
Maybe no pro, but this 35 year old at my gym won his first fight last week.

>>75567743
>>75567743
Literally everyone is on roids, including Aldo who """""""""""""""'accidentally"""""""""""""" spilled his piss when the USADA doctors came to Brazil

>>75565682
Juice. Or hormone replacement therapy as they call it make it sound more medical and less like you're just putting old dudes on steroids.

legalize sterons pride was great

>>75567743
>>inb4 rogaine told me aldo is too!
Come on mate lets keep it real, he could easily be off them now but have you seen footage of WEC and pre WEC Aldo fighting in some shack in the jungle somewhere?

>>75567787

Aldo has looked super ripped even since USADA, so either he can still get big naturally, or he has good shit USADA can't detect

>>75567890
it's called famous burger

>>75567781
do you get paid for that kinda thing?

>>75567902
based

Jacare had a ruptured pectoral during the Whittaker fight.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/28/15478976/jacare-souza-undergoes-surgery-for-muscle-rupture-ufc

>>75568106

>tfw torn labia

>>75568106
*he ruptured it during the fight
Yeah bro, injuries happen in fights wgaf

>>75568106
>oy vey x hurt before the fight goy
further illustrates how retarded he is, he's either lying, or admitting he's stupid

a win over whittaker wouldnt have gotten him a shot anyway, and he signed a contract before the fight.


hes poosadad you moron

>>75568106
You can actually see it funnily enough. Look at the right side of his chest:

https://oddshot.tv/s/uj-nzY

Imagine trying to throw a punch with that thing. No wonder he got btfo.

>>75568229
He literally had surgery for it you retard.

>>75568229
It literally says
>suffered a pectoral rupture during his UFC on FOX 24 bout.
>suffered during
He got hurt in the fight, he wasn't injured going in.

>>75568263
Yamasaki is such an awful ref

>>75568263
>>75568286
doesnt matter, he still got GADOOSH'd by based whittagoat

>>75568316
I had no issue with the stoppage. Any sooner and it would have been controversial. At the same time he wasn't defending himself and there was no point letting him take more damage.

>>75568321
Moron.

>>75568263
He got BTFO because Whittaker could stuff his takedowns and box his face off

>gadoosh
>for sure
>100%
>my man/dude
Like him or love him you cannot deny that Brendan has unparalleled influence on heem.

>>75568412
It's the timing of it and where he's standing, he decides to stop the fight when the guy getting beat up is getting up when he could have done it earlier.

>>75568422
And because he was clearly injured. I know.

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>>75568436
I think you'd be surprised

>>75568436
oh for sure alexandre crepe had a huge influence on heem 100% I agree my man.

>>75568487
Uhhh, no sweetie.

>>75568412
>moron
GADOOSH'd

JACAPOO CHECKLIST
1. USADA'd
2. GADOOSH'd
3. FLUSH'd

>>75568541
>>75568542
Lose my number you cheetoh fingered dorks

>>75568106
the old brazilian post loss injury excuse

What does "Gadoosh" even sound like?

Can someone vocaroo this for me?

WONDERBOI LIST
1- DUCKED
2- DROPPED
3- KEKED

>>75568701
guh douche

>>75568675
Lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NptvqZIPD7s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wslYEM9ZoQQ

TYRONE CHECKLIST
1. MEMED DED BY MARQUARDT
2. COMPLAIN AND RACE BAIT
3. STAND AGAINST CAGE AND SELL NARCOTICS

>>75568263
yamasaki is cancer

>>75568701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QoGrnD6HGg

>>75567445
mark hominick did

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>>75568808
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QoGrnD6HGg
you had one job

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wtf is wrong with your face

GADOOSH SON

>>75568870
here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KoTLBfsbZJ

>>75568808
Worst gadoosh ever bro

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>>75568971
10/10

what happened to Germaine? is she injured or they can't find her someone to fight at 145?

>>75569122
who cares send all women to invicta

>the champ at 145 cant fight
>literally no one else even in the division to give the title to

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>mfw dana throws reegan against cyborg
whiny bitch

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>>75568971
haha that was confusing at , nice work

>>75569122
she is seriously scared to fight Cyborg and is coming up with every excuse in the book to duck her

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leave 145 to me

It's been said before, but Yoel Romero is a fucking specimen. He turned 40 earlier this week btw.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTaBIk9Aif6/?taken-by=yoelromeromma&hl=en

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>>75569270
#dontbeapussy

>>75569311
he turns 40 on sunday don't listen to wikipedia's lies

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>>75569344
>dtaylor

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>>75569398

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when is the UFC gonna hire a decent commentator and get rid of this guy

>>75569582
it's incredible how shitty he is and goldberg was

they can't handle ONE sport

you have guys that literally do an A level job in like 5

>>75569122
She realized >wmma needs to be discontinued

>>75569719
I for one welcome women's mma i've been watching men fight for 20 years

>>75569836
granted i'm not paying for it lol

but watching for example rose take michelle's head off and then choke her to death is fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnqnuNfMlx4

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>>75569897
Too bad the ref's head was kind of in the way, I'm a sadistic bastard and I quite enjoyed the look of terror on Waterson's face

>>75570082
you're not sadistic (or not especially) how can you not enjoy that if you like mma lol

>>75569311
"Specimen"

>>75569719
idiot

Just paid the piper lads. Now going out to party. Have fun staying in on a Friday night.

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>>75570298
I will

>>75570298
What are you in high school, dork? Go the bar like a man

Tinfoil Perry-Seething Al superfight

>>75570597
>>75570298
Alcohol has no place in a martial artists life.

>>75570687
I drink red bulls at the bar

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rory

>>75570736
"Wake me up"

Cut open a redbull shotgun style, pour half out. Add watermelon schnapps, vodka, rum, and whiskey. Shotgun that shit.

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It's happening guys

>>75571018
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE SEED

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>Jon...

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>>75571018

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lmao

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>GET THAT DICK READY BOY, IM SUCCING

Hmm, what did DC mean by this?

>>75571018
Perry will win...and get a BONUS, lol.

>>75571282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wOM1_Yoyq4

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>>75560118

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/5: VFC 57 - Gallemore vs Al-Hassan
5/6: Cage Warriors 83 - Mills vs Long
5/12: BAMMA 29 - McDermott vs Wolf
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee

Previous thread: >>75560119

News:

>Belfort vs Marquardt
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/28/15472602/report-vitor-belfort-expected-to-fight-nate-marquardt-at-ufc-212-in-final-fight

>Edmond: Honda wants babies, not fights
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/28/15476626/coach-ronda-rousey-future-babies-travis-browne-not-fights-ufc-mma

>Ali Bagautinov got heemed in first post UFC fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ali-baguatinov-brutal-head-kick-ko-post-ufc-fight-nights-global

>Jacare undergoes surgery
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/28/15479934/jacare-souza-undergoes-surgery-for-pectoral-injury-sustained-during-ufc-on-fox-24-loss

>Aspen Ladd to UFC
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/858110849319399428

Can we just turn this into a cops thread?

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>When you finally get the Jon succ

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>>75571401
It's been a while you little sperg, welcome back

>>75571401
Welcome back nerdpad

thanks for the news we all already knew about

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>>75571401
>4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
where the HECK can i watch this?

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>>75571401
>doesn't even list this

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>I WISH THEY WOULD LET ME NEXT DOOR SO I CAN SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING DICK

Woah what the hell, DC?

pop quiz:
name a bigger cuck fighter than woodley
hint - you can't

>>75571620
that lithuanian kid who posts here

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>>75571488
>>75571486
still busy with finals, just thought I'd drop in and post an OP

>>75571620
Schaub

>>75571640
much obliged. this place isn't the same without you andy.

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SUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>75571640
>le cut 25lbs on tuf man

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>>75571339

>>75571589
You ok there pedro?

>>75571735
literally wwe

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>>75571748
JONATHON "BONES" JONES

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>>75571620
n-next time right?

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>>75571735

connor ruebusch

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Lemme get that succ John, please

>>75571735
Like an eagle to a snake *phew*

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>>75571735

>>75571845
I'm glad the black guy with glasses proved everyone wrong

>>75571913
holy shit why does he look like he has AIDS there

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Jon

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Ask a guy eating Tiramisu anything

>>75567115
is everybody scared of cyborg?

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>>75572060
should have been perma banned

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>>75572050
Good luck with that weight cut

>>75572050
How does it feel to ruin 209?

>>75572050
Your conditioning sucks

>>75572050
Sambo or BJJ?