Semi-finals (best of 33 frames) - GET HYPE
>10:00 (BST)
Mark Selby (Eng) 3-5 Ding Junhui (Chn)
>14:30 (BST)
John Higgins (Sco) 5-3 Barry Hawkins (Eng)
>19:00 (BST)
Mark Selby (Eng) v Ding Junhui (Chn)
Good morning my friend
GWAN DING
>>75555808
Morning. I do hope Ding maintain yesterday's form.
snooker is gay
>>75555808
>>75555844
morning lads
>the molester from leicester
Just a reminder that
Icky Vicky > > > Moldy Apple
Morning lads
DAT PLANT
i-is ding trying to molest selby?
>tfw we are now in the age of the molester
>Dong
rip Ding
>we wuz dangz n sheet
GWAN MAAK
>>75555782
>europeans consider this a sport
go ahead, continue
>when you give Ding an overnight lead just to make the molesting even zestier
NEVER trust a Human Leopard
100!!!
GWANNNAN MARK!!
>>75556009
Are you saying this isn't the perfect sport to watch from the comfort of your armchair?
lel dat miss by Dong!
It's fucking over, lads! Chinkman is collapsing!
>>75556024
absolutely zested
>>75556009
>you came to the wrong neighborhood
>>75556068
>babysitting_special_kids.png
All this #banter
Fucking magnets
worst. frame. ever.
stupid work can't even watch snooker
good day lads
Is a man punching little balls with a stick on a table an athlete?
>>75556103
Hey. You're missing a bit of molesting at the moment.
>>75556103
shut up and post more asians
>>75556009
It's not a sport it's a lifestyle
Fucking magnets
Fookin ell, late to the party today chaps.
>Ding winning
Crisis averted.
>>75556233
he was winning by more, you've tuned in for his collapse
>>75556233
>Ding winning Crisis averted
What game are you watching kek
>>75556233
>>Ding winning
>>75556246
>>75556248
>>75556251
Have faith pls
>Mark Selby's the cat
Virgo reads /147/ confirmed.
THE MOLESTER CRUMBLING
WHY DING WHY
>>75556265
>>75556276
DING'er reporting in, morning friends
Score pls lads?
>>75556390
5-5
>>75556135
are you rooting for ding too?
bring out the spider
We /extensions/ now
>>75556390
5-5 (0-26 in this frame currently)
>>75556398
Of course
>>75556403
haha
Been away for a few months. Anybody know what happened to /bet/?
A TESTER FOR THE ZESTER
1. Ding
2. Hawkins
4. Boring cunt/match fixing cunt
FULL STRETCH ENGAGED
>ywn be fed by Ding
Mahlzeit. How's Ding been doing so far?
>>75556455
I never considered that Chinese people could have a sense of humour/personality.
>>75556457
>How's Ding been doing so far?
He's been a bit unlucky.
>>75556441
Joey Barton was ousted as the main poster
>>75556457
having a pretty poor session by his standards
Selby isn't that convincing either
>LELBY
G W A N D I N G
>>75556469
Well, that's good news, I feared he was getting overwhelmed by Mark "Bubble Butt" Selby.
>>75556486
>Selby isn't that convincing either
I can see that. Damn that black.
DING YOU FOOL
cmoe on ffs
Who here thinks we don't see enough of the Swan neck?
The true gentleman's rest.
>>75556497
Well, so far it's still 2-0 for Selby in this session. Could have been better.
>>75556530
the swan-neck rest is the most sexual of rests
Put him in a bodybag Selby!
And stop playing like wank
>>75556543
Like the curve of a woman's back when youre screwing her from behind with a touch of side.
Parrot's eyebrows are quite terrifying
>>75556574
When she screams out your length is absolutely inch perfect
Do you think that Thorne and Virgo feel a little inadequate compared to the rest of their commentators?
>>75556600
I hope so, because they need to fuck right off
Damn!
>going out to buy some food
>coming back a eat said food
>having a fap
>it's still the same frame
Why is this, guys?
>>75556585
>>75556574
Y-yeah, I know what this is like.
I told you, lads. I told you about molestation.
>>75556606
You sure m8?
4-0 session for /ourboi/ coming in, lads
1 good cannon, and we're in there!
>>75556600
>>75556604
Virgo is comfy tho
>>75556585
kek
SWITCH THAT FUCKING PHONE OFF
>>75556622
I left at the beginning of the 11th frame when it was 5:5. Got back when Slelby potted the last red.
>>75556619
cheers up ausbro its far from over
we just have to believe
>>75556606
Because snooker Hans
>switch to red button so you don't miss a single shot
>missed a shot
Fuck sake
>>75556604
>>75556628
Not saying they are bad commentators, just everyone else has a world title
The ball didn't drop
This is gonna be a riveting 25 minutes
>>75556645
Don't worry lads, /our coach/ Terry Griffiths will have a word with Ding and set him right
>Austria-Hungary being anti-British
Guys, please...
He is called Slowby.
>>75556645
Is this apple?
4-0!
GWANNNN
>muh biscuits
>>75556722
why are ronniefags allowed to put this on his wiki?
And why if we put our names on there, we get banned from wikipedia?
>tfw no biscuits
Fucking BBC cuts
Why the fuck is the text scrolling?
For someone who has been living here for years, Ding's English is proper wank
GWAN DING
>4-0
Please get it together, Ding.
>>75556816
Too busy practising, m8.
DING DONG THE CHINK IS DEAD
>>75556816
fackin foreigners, coming 'ere, not learnin Inglish pwopa, taking semi-final spots from Are Ronneh
Did Selby get a century in that last frame?
I had to pop out for some Hob-Nobs.
>>75556757
Because fuck Selby that's why
>>75556837
I'd say the same for an English mong who has lived abroad for years too. Especially if they're living in China and are a World Ping Pong title contender.
No excuses
>>75556843
No. Missed a black and we hit a bit of safety play
>>75556843
>Did Selby get a century in that last frame?
"no"
sixty-seven's plenty
>missing frame ball yet again to extend the frame into a drawn out safety battle
He does it on purpose doesnt he
>only two questions correct
>still wins Pot Quiz
truly the GOAT
>Selby only gets 2 questions right
>Still batters everyone in the challenge
There's a reason he's a living legend
>>75556837
If you live somewhere the least you can do is learn the country's language for fucks sake
>>75556889
>>75556895
>>75556889
Slowby my arse.
>O'Sullivan possitive after loss
Bravo BBC. Get a nigger intern to write that for you?
>>75556953
Holy fuck Ding gave him HIV?
We're back boys.
>>75556844
>be Selby
>find ballance in life
>be married to your true love
>be GOAT in what you do
>be happy with what you have
>be Rpmmie
>cheat on wife #1, divorce
>cheat on wife #2, divorce
>bang cheep hookers and get STD
>suck at what you were good at a long, long time ago
>smoke weed dude
>being a pathetic loser in his 40s with a weird relationship to your mommy
>be constntly sperging out about your own bahaviour
Rpmmie fags are as cancerous as rpmmie himself.
>>75557015
You're a Kraut, you're literally worse than shit
>>75557015
FOUL
Ding torturing Selby
>lelby
>>75557015
>He thinks that personal shit has anything to do with being a great snooker player
>>75557015
>>suck at what you were good at a long, long time ago
>won the masters
Ding looks like he's aged 5 years since this match started
>>75557015
I like this Hun
Don't forget about Ronnehs dad being a murderer, and Ronneh having an interest in Islam.
Twenty's plenty, but one? One is for the win.
>But it wo- WHERE'S THE KUBOL GOIN?
>lelby
lamo
This is the ugliest table layout I've ever seen
>>75557066
What has his dad got anything to do with it?
>>75557093
Ronnie haters need every straw they can get.
>>75557055
I think that personal shit has to do with happiness in life and that Ronnie is gonna commit either murder or suicide within five years.
>>75557055
You think it doesn't?
If Ronnie was as grounded and happy as Selby, the dude would have smashed 10 world titles by now.
>>75557105
No we don't. Ronnie is a timebomb and continually proves what a mess he is
Selby is the best thing to happen to the game in years. Actually bringing some professionalism to the sport.
>>75557132
>Selby is the best thing to happen to the game in years.
The game wouldn't miss him if he left.
>>75557137
Correction: Ronnie fags who care more about "personality" than actual snooker, wouldn't miss him
Willy has quite a lovely soft voice, which belies his gigantic orcish head
>>75557139
Ronnie's personality is irrelevant as he's not exactly Mr Charisma.
Selby is another bland dull potter like many other who bring nothing of interest or value to snooker
GWANDING
The audience really does clap the most basic bitch shots.
That blue being a prime example. A snooker player would pot that 99% of the time
Move over Lelby
We have a new plant master
The only people muttering on about personality are the sort of turds that watch Loose Women and This Morning. Gossipy wankers like this >>75557139
>>75557177
The clapping has increased steadily each year. They will clap every single shot in the end.
>>75557204
Wonder when Bazza will introduce pic related to Snooker
ding is back!
Was Ding shit this morning?
>>75557221
Kinda
He missed a few easy balls a top 5 ranked player shouldn't ever miss
>>75557177
>>75557204
Anyone watch that snooker shout out thing? Worst crowd ever
GO GO DING!
>>75557244
yeah that was awful
>WAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
GWAN DING
>>75557244
I like the shoot out, it's just a retarded idea to make it a ranked event.
DA KUBOL
>lelby
the pockets don't move lad :^)
HE DONE IT AGAIN
Selby choke incoming
>>75557167
Nothing of interest or value.. apart from being an excellent snooker player. Would you rather watch a couple of blokes making 20 breaks but telling jokes at the same time, keep you entertained?
That was pretty zesty
#tortured
>>75557320
>Would you rather watch a couple of blokes making 20 breaks but telling jokes at the same time
Who does this, you utter tit?
He must be the best safety player ever its quite incredible - not saying its the most interesting
>>75557320
it's just shit watching the same cunt get to the world championship final every year.
J U S T
based Barry turning up the magnets
>>75557320
why are you presenting that as the only alternative?
oh fuck the magnets have gone wrong!
>>75557378
>>75557384
Based Bazza making it interesting
JV confirmed /sp/ poster
O U R G U Y
DINGLEBERRIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
sake
>>75557463
>that smile
He's enjoying the molesting
>>75557463
lel
>>75557420
fuck off
Who are your favourite snooker commentator pairing?
>>75557463
>>75557463
nice meme
>ding could have been 11-3 by now
>85's plenty
>>75557482
Hendry and Taylor
Virgo and anyone else is the worst pairing
>>75557482
Stephen Hendry and Rolf Kalb.
>>75557457
Sake is japanese, not chinese
>>75557482
me and your mum
>>75557515
Although I don't mind Virgo THAT much. But he's on quite often.
>>75557482
Taylor and JV
147 inc
>>75557553
>Although I don't mind Virgo THAT much.
The first few games I usually enjoy it, but it gets tiring, when you get towards the end of a tournament.
>>75557379
Because surely if you like watching snooker you would like to watch it played by the best players. Don't get the whining about selby
>>75557482
These desu
>>75557515
>>75557565
>>75557482
JV hendry
YOU SHAWOO NOT PASH
>he's just short of pace
Leave off JV, Ding's a chunky lad
>>75557580
Exactly. Two weeks of KUBOL are a long time.
>>75557625
1 3 9
3
9
1 3 9
Lelby's face looks like a slapped backside
>>75557715
>slapped backside
pls no
Selby sat in his chair knowing he will never have that sort of class
>>75557715
you can tell he's getting fed up with this little yellow git
>>75557727
470 century breaks
>>75557748
yeah we didn't care before either >>75556594
S U P E R F I N E
>>75557764
Top kek that genuinely wasn't me
Score boys?
Afternoon lads
glad to see our boy isn't being tortured too badly
>>75557802
8-7 neil
sup mates hows /ourchink/ doing?
>lolby
>>75557804
Afternoon.
>glad to see our boy isn't being tortured too badly
Depends on your definition of "too badly".
>>75557825
Constantly trailing behind, now.
>>75557825
8-7 behind, but he's not being tortured
What' worse when playing against Selby, getting tortured or getting molested?
Lads can we pool our money together and buy a house with a dedicated snooker room? I can contribute £130
hmm...the molested has become the molester
>>75557882
I'll chuck in 2.40
>>75557825
Getting BTFO
>>75557832
going into the third session level pegging is better than i could've expected
>>75557912
>is basically level and arguably playing better snooker
>getting btfo
??
>>75557875
Getting tortured. After the torture the molestation will seem like mercy.
Why are all the chinks such slow starters?
so, what was Selby chuckling at in the last frame?
GUAM DING
>>75557946
Yan Bingtao
>>75557962
Why are all the good chinks such slow starters
>>75557972
Bingtao is pretty good.
>pirate warrior is STILL king of meta
I feel like ding right now, getting tortured over and over
lel lucky Ding
finally home and can watch snooker with 147
couldn't really pay attention to it at work
resigning next tuesday at least
GWAN DING
>>75557992
He's been a jammy fucker this match desu
When are the Beeb going to save money by sacking Virgo and replacing him with a soundboard?
>>75557999
Lelbz has been luckier desu
>>75557999
Trips confirm. He was unlucky sometimes in the first interval. Karma, innit.
>>75558011
Nah dings had at least 2 flukes that I can recall and a lot of good positions out of misses
[VIRGO SHOUTING OVER APPLAUSE]
HES GOT THE GOOD SAFETY
WHERE'S THE KERB CRAWLER GOING?
>>75557953
nobody?
DINGOD
>>75558047
wow Moiphy's really let himself go since that defeat to Rpmmie
>>75557953
>>75558053
his wife was sending him pictures of Nanking
Oh my fucking god, that snooker.
>30 minutes for a frame
ding can fuck off
ffs, absolutely #tortured.
>>75558088
I quite enjoy the long frames desu
>>75558088
but long frames are the best
>>75558088
but that means we get more snooker that way
>>75558088
>blaming ding
>>75558105
>last frame of the session
>oh good I'll take a piss after this one
>still going
Nuts.
>>75558112
also more virgo though
>>75558112
>qt1.jpg
ah, the original
>>75558088
Selby is slower.
>>75558132
WHERE'S MUH FOOKIN KNIGHTHOOD
>>75558132
kek, good times
This was looking so good, nearly shat myself though.
Minimal molestation it has to be said.
Ding will nip out for some cheeky pukka pies/spring rolls and bounce right back.
>>75557177
The worst is when the audience applaud someone for getting out of a snooker when they've left a straightforward pot on
Post comfy tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWRDqeakXzc
when is Riggins v Blorkins?
>half day today
>bought 12 beers from the local craft brewery
>get some nice whiskey my dad got me for Christmas
>going to sit in all bank holiday weekend drinking, eating and watch snooker
Who else /comfy/ here?
>>75558124
there is one without a number tho
>>75558132
Paul Hunter RIP ;_;
>>75558223
c u t e
>>75558200
you ask, you receive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3EKEwMXmXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j51rM7fu0o
>>75558223
Get a room, already.
>>75558275
but no homo he is just nice, always here making it comfy
dat all
>>75558262
>Fishmans
good taste friendo
>>75558213
/here/
>>75558200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ru4Py-QJPE
>>75558223
Oh you :3
>>75558211
Soon (~5 bings)
who /Bazza/ here?
>>75558301
thanks, they can really get the feels going
>>75558304
phat tune
blorkins
l
o
r
k
i
n
s
Bazza always looks like he's worried that he left the gas on
>>75558328
UKBarrage represent
What are the odds for Higgins to win, lads?
The Wizard of Wishaw is the coolest nickname in snooker.
Lads, what would your snooker nicknames be?
Knowing Rob, he would probably call me The Dutch Master (if I were any good).
>>75558459
The Man Without Qualities
BLORKED
Barry you fackin mug
DAT FLUKE RED
...and he pots the cueball lamo
>Porkins
>>75558433
100%
Borry "Blobby" Borkins
>>75558459
Slovak potting machine
>Blorkins
Bazza is so unintentionally funny, the kind of guy that probably gets his foot stuck in a bucket on a daily basis
nice one blurry
CONTROVERSY
Blorkins you cheating cunt
cCAN'T BLORK THA HAWK
Higgins absolutely SEETHING
Why don't players pot the final black anymore?
Well at least we know that Higgins wasn't supposed to throw the frame away
>>75558664
Because it's racist.
>Blorky
>>75558662
hope he implodes
http://www.strawpoll.me/12843264
http://www.strawpoll.me/12843264
http://www.strawpoll.me/12843264
>borkins
Why is he so hilarious?
>>75558675
>black is the highest value colour on the table
Cuck sport
this lad needs to be put out of his misery
the referee equivalent of Graeme Dott
>>75558711
>encourages you to hit the black as many times as possible
Do american police play snooker?
>>75558711
>the aim is to remove all non-white balls from the table
racist sport 2bh
>>75558703
Either Selby or Ding
>>75558687
>>75558747
Willie Thorne had hair?
>>75558729
check your privilege
>>75558720
still better than scully
Anyone else ever play this?
>>75558801
Holy shit. Haven't played this in years. Think I still have it somewhere. Used to play a season mode and get 3 or 4 tournaments into a season then get bored and forget about it.
>>75558801
>Codemasters
Neat. Gotta check that one out. Also that's my cue for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gYqUeG_gLg.
>>75558801
What's the most recent snooker game?
did you all see that mong?
YOU JUST KNOW
Who has the hottest wife in snooker and why is it Ronnie?
>>75558913
We sattled this yesterday already and it's Willy.
SPOT FIX.
>one of these players will be in the final
>higgy
>>75558946
Imagine if, by some divine intervention, one of them wins the final.
jesus christ bring back selby tortureball
>Piggins
Selby is absolutely going to molest whoever gets to the final. BBC will probably receive complaints for such graphic scenes of torture and molestation.
>>75558968
The BBC tend to keep those sorts of things behind closed doors.
>>75558913
series 3 of footballers wife was GOAT tv
Ding digits
>>75558956
>Imagine if, by some divine intervention, one of them wins the final.
>>75558459
The Jam
Mister Goes In Anyway
Spray and Pray
Trick shot? I think not
>>75557021
Aren't we all?
>>75558755
I just donate my weekly white allowance to the negroes
>>75558459
The Caterpillar
>>75559038
#justiceformark
>>75558998
No"the Ludolfs" 4 German brothers running a scrap yard in Germany that's besttv.
>>75559086
some say he's still on that toilet
>>75559098
Verrekte Mongol!
>>75559122
Gunther schlaft immer. Muwawawawawa
Barry killed the thread. Better bring in the Bing.
T O N
O
N
U P
P
C E N T U R Y
>>75559235
THANK YOU BASED BING
go blowkins
That looks comfy.
>Womens #1 Reanne Evans doing the Pot Quiz later with Doherty hosting
inb4 he gives her all the answers and puts missed reds into the pocket for her just so she can win
>shrinkage
>>75559305
Still better than SelbyWinsLOL
>>75559318
lel
>>75559305
Happening
>it's a women BTFO men episode
holy shit she actually won
Selby BTFO
>one whole minute ahead of blorkins
Happiest I've ever seen medal man.
When will Baz turn the pot quiz into a ranked event?
HAHAHA SELBY. FUCK YOU
tyb Donna
I'd give this event manager a poke for sure
pls no higgins-selby final
>>75559409
>>75559449
hehe, ill pot my ball right in her cue m80
>Donna Eventmgr
>is an event manager
>John Tableman
>makes snooker tables
curious, I must say
>>75559492
>John Virgo
>is a virgin
>>75559464
>>75559512
>Jimmy White
>is white
>>75559488
Patriarchy: smashed
>>75558913
>>75559488
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 2017
So thats another world championship ruined by selby then.
>>75559616
I believe Ding can save use, you must also believe.
>Just got back, missed the Biggs/Blawks sesh
What did I miss?
>>75558886
Jammy sod.
>>75559512
Dashing.
>>75559640
>save us
chinks must never win the worlds or they will have an excuse in 10 years to move the worlds to china (with the horrid time difference)
>>75559655
Some controversy, a Bazza century.
>>75559669
Damn.
>match-fixer winning
Unacceptable.
>SelbyWinsLOL
>Match Fixer
>chink
So we want The Hawk to win?
>>75559693
Blobby Will Won
Can I ref lads?
lel that interaction between the two guys
>all the way from nz
>for this match
>>75559773
it just started raining outside
getting comfier by the minute
>ywn help ar seema with her cue action
D D K
D
K
>>75559786
>tfw it's been light drizzle since two days here
Please do Murphy's trick shot.
sake blorkins, finish this already
>>75559640
I wouldn't worry about it.
how many more frames of this shite before the real match is back on?
>>75559828
Seven 'o clock we are gonna rock>>75559828
>>75559792
would pot her ball desu
>>75559828
19:00-21:00, BBC Two
20:55-23:00, BBC Red Button
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/39584479
>>75559806
if only it would snow, too bad summer is nearing
If Selby wins against Ding, it's fucking over already.
>>75559908
Not if Higgins can fix himself a 5th title.
lets all chip in and ask higgins to throw the game
we can call him up after this session
>>75559950
Riggins only knows how to fix matches
>>75559963
good idea, but we need someone from Russia to ask him
that higgins looks like hes 78 years old
>>75559965
>>75559981
well even tho they sound completely nothing alike i could speak hungarian, don't think he can tell the difference from one ugaa bugaa from another
gotta invest in some adidas gear tho
>>75560012
>gotta invest in some adidas gear
He can't see you m8
>>75560033
you gotta commit to the character
>>75559792
brehs
>>75559869
I love snow but I'm glad winter is over already. Time for lovely spring weather.
>>75559908
Believe in Ding!
>Director puts break counter up at 1 (one) red
fucking
this match is pure shite.
147 incoming
>>75560073
nope
>>75560040
What if there was a revolution in snooker aimed at youth, like Twenty20 cricket?
We could have shorter ties with less frames, a 10 second shot limit and casual clothing. I think it would make snooker an arena level sport.
>>75560111
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snooker_Shoot-Out
>>75560111
shot clocks are terrible, even with 30 seconds if you have to think a little bit you barely have time to get the rest out
>>75560111
i got uncomfy just by reading this
>JP and Hendry bringing the bants
>people were happy trump was knocked out
>we are now stuck with this shit show
>>75560111
yeah and the balls should be transparent with a LED light xD
>>75560111
you're a fucking cunt and I hope your dick rusts and falls off
>>75560111
Also disco lights, music, and explosion sounds whenever a ball pots.
>>75560111
Also the cue should be half-white and half-black, or white with red spots.
>>75560163
>not rainbow coloured
Fucking racist/facist/sexist/istist
>>75560157
DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY
>>75560111
Fireworks when century score + loud music from that famous rockband
Another innovative idea: horse snooker. It's snooker, but with higher tables and the players on the back of a horse.
>>75560139
Trump would've lost to Maguire
>>75560139
He was playing much worse than what we're seeing now, though.
>>75560111
Also the pockets should be bigger, the balls bigger, the table smaller and less balls overall on the table, just the cue and 8 or 9 colours.
>>75560195
As a tiebreaker, instead of respotted black, you would have cue jousting.
>>75560196
>>75560209
He would have grown into the tournament and by now be treating us to back to back centurys with a serving of nawty snooker
>>75560210
Out of all the ideas presented here, that's the most stupid one. No one would ever want to play it.
Thanks for the (you)s lads, it made me feel important.
>>75560226
t. Trump
I have 2 grand on Higgins to win 17-12 pls wish me luck
>>75560259
>>75560259
Get back to playing the match you fucker
>>75560259
could happen, did you give Higgins advanced notice to rig?
>>75560111
dont forget about state of the art product placement that everybody loves so much!
>>75560210
just go watch 9-ball pool?
>>75560259
I want this to be real.
>>75560296
Who'd what that American garbage?
>>75560294
>coca-cola
it would be some chinkshit rip-off with runes on it
>>75560259
>betting on a score
Top retard
>>75560294
>the irony of betfred and the chinese writing being the background of it
>>75560307
>>75560210
well you just described it
>>75560296
>Riggins trying his best to throw
>Blawkins still not in it
>>75560296
thatsthejoke.png
>>75560328
I've described improved snooker, a sport for skilled Brits and Chinese, not whack-a-ball for degenerate americlaps that need the instant gratification of winning in one shot.
switching over to The Chase desu
BLORKINS
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DAT PINK
>>75560342
>riggins
I like it
>>75560381
THICCCC
>>75560416
Pic?
B L A R R Y
>riggins
>>75559488
She's been pretty close a few times in qualifying for the world championships tbqh.
GWAN BLOZZA
>>75560517
she even got a tour card some time ago but got smashed in every tournament
>this frame
>>75560551
>>75560517
2nd round of qualifying this year
Didn't she take Docherty close last year?
SNOOKER
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GWAN BLURRY
>>75560587
10-8 to Ken, he needed a snooker in the final frame.
J U S T
>>75560602
That crafty guy
that fucking fluke
so undeserved
Was 2015 /147/ the best /147/?
BLUMKY'S DOING IT
GWAA HARRY BAZZA BLORKINS
>>75560627
Yeah, but it was also the best tournament.
>This fucking frame
Alright then rockbusters n that
First one then you see a fella with a gun and you grab him towards ya. Whats going on there? And the initial is PH.
Second one then.. the fella thats in charge of the country n that hes got a tick by his name. Whats that all about then and the initial is MK
Final one the fella who done the fresh prince thing his son needs looking after and the initial there is KW
Steve do you wana do the prizes?
Everyone ready for the evening session in an hour?
>>75560683
Yes lad, got 3 packs of Space Invaders, beer and some tunnock teacakes
>>75560683
I'd prefer to be drinking with the bais but it's 6 and I haven't been summoned
>this fucking frame
>>75560683
Just noticed it says 19:30 here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/39340096
So maybe there's 30 mins of fluff?
>>75560713
probably
Don't worry lads, Eggheads is still on after this!
this frame has made up for the match so far desu
>>75560657
We've got Children of the corn on Vhs and the world's best air guitar album 2 because one wasn't enough
>blorkins
>>75560695
>not Tunnock Caramels
Step it up
>>75560683
made some tea and got chocolate bunnies left from easter
gonna shower and play some vidya before it starts
>>75560683
Time to do some quick cooking. Luckily, I've done all the cutting yesterday already.
You
Just
Know
>10-6
Poor Bazza
>>75560683
Hell yeah. Time for shower now.
>>75560713
probably since this ran so late
>>75560683
1 can of knakworst +buns
1L beer
75cl Vodka
1 pack of easter chocolate cookies
The real question is whether I should run a quick 7.5km before or after the game.
need selby's willy in my bum
>>75560811
>The real question is whether I should run a quick 7.5km before or after the game.
JUST
>>75560976
t. Ding
>>75560811
What I've done is that I have a hometrainer in front of my tv. I've spend 4 frames on it last evening, and 2 frames this afternoon. I can get fit AND watch the snooker.
>>75561277
>ruining the comfy
>>75561313
It's just for a couple of frames. I'm comfy for the rest of the day.
we are starting lads
...and we're on again
>>75561546
>>75561547
Damn is /147/ slow today.
>Ding yawning
heem sleepy
Still haven't found out what Ding's music is yet. It's really funky
Anyone not rooting for Ding is an enemy of snooker.
>>75561663
nice one
>>75561663
SAT-NAV
SHELBY
WHAT a shot
>>75561675
>>75561679
these are old, not OC
KUBOL
>lelby
>>75561694
You're right but I still haven't seen them in a long time
>>75561735
>>75561735
>>75561735
New thread lads
>>75561690
I for one had forgotten that Dennis gave him that nickname, needed that reminder.