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>>75549719
>>75551229
WHO DEM BOYZ GONNA TAKE NOW
/a/ here
chimpout edition
cats are shit tier
FINE ME LATER
FINE ME LATER
TREDAVIOUS WHITE TO BILLS
TREDAVIOUS WHITE TO BILLS
TREDAVIOUS WHITE TO BILLS
TREDAVIOUS WHITE TO BILLS
Half these blokes want a career in the WWE
>now he's speechless
F BOMB
FUCKING
>Failcons with even more chimps
>>75551229
that was...............awkward
This guy seems like he will be stable and great in the locker room after a loss.
WASSUP WITH THIS NIGGER MAN OH LORD
This nigga made this shit lit as fuck. Was getting bored for a while
MY FUCKIN' GRANDMA MAN!
>FALCONS TRADE UP FOR A MENTAL PATIENT>FALCONS TRADE UP FOR A MENTAL >FALCONS TRADE UP FOR A MENTAL PATIENT
>booing after that
jesus philadelphians are subhuman
>>75551229
FUCK YA'LL
MY GRANNY DED TOO!!!!!
GIT DAT QUARTERBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CASH ME OOUTSIDE!!!
FINE ME KEKDELL!!!!
Chimpout detected, your not the only person to lose a loved one and be drafted dude
WE
>get drafted
>fined immediately
>>75551229
why draft a qb with 13 games started? garappolo has over 40 college starts and has played in 17 nfl games, with great stats and 3 starts.
you could have gotten an addditional 3rd round draft pick with how high you were in the draft
Can't believe my Falcons just drafted an absolute chimp....
Fuck. So much for the Falcon filter.
Future domestic abuse case
cap it
>>75551229
out of the loop
who's chimping out and why?
I now know why Belichick goes out of his way to build an Aryan Nation in NE
MAH FUCKIN GRAMMA N SHEEEEIIIT I FINNA PLAYINA N F L NIGGA
>>75551305
Him and the raiders drafting the rapist definitely made this night better
who was dat clown wew
>>75551262
forever
>>75551323
WUZ
inb4 this emotional nigga gets a DUI first year
Shout out grandma, though, she as real as it gets
Dallas Cowboys tj watt anyone?
HIS WORDS FUCKING KILLED HIS GRANDMA HOLY SHIT
>>75551370
FUCK OFF RETARD
>>75551312
The boos were directed at the Cowgirls
>>75551367
FUCKIN
>>75551367
GRANDMA
GRANDMA
R
A
N
D
M
A
>>75551262
Yo
what do you think deion was thinking during that interview
>>75551351
Seeing three teams tank their next two seasons with near Ditka level trades was pretty fun as well.
>>75551363
source
WEW LAD THANK GOD I DECIDED TO WATCH THE DRAFT FOR THIS HAHAHAAHAH
>>75551368
>>75551381
And they're sexists to boot!
Thanks Falcucks
Browns making moves again!!!!!!!!!!!
>hasn't got first paycheck
>fined
TACO CHARLTON TO DALLAS
TACO CHARLTON TO DALLAS
TACO CHARLTON TO DALLAS
TACO CHARLTON TO DALLAS
TACO CHARLTON TO DALLAS
Real talk lads, has this been the best 1st round ever?
>proud to survive through terrible life
>not addressing the insane fatherless issue the black community has
Pick. 1.
THIS MEANS EVERY FUCKING THING TO ME
29(29) Browns (From Packers)
i'm just looking at the picks as they come over the wire. what am i missing?
FCC probably calling up Goodell right now
Failcons immediately regretting their choice
>>75551434
stop this
>not taking defense in the 1st
d-don't worry bros, it's gonna be fine
OK no pick welp!
CLEVELAND PLAYING 999D CHESS
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>75551398
a terrible show, just enjoy the pic
>>75551462
fuck yourself
God could you imagine life as a Bills fan
>>75551229
Why did the Browns take Peppers?
>>75551346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55o6zyqy2Bo
he just looks for guys with endurance. pick black guys who look like hoopers, pick white boys with dad bod
Stupid fuckin nigger. Your grandma died because she ate poor and didn't live a good lifestyle.
Dafuq the packers doing
>>75551498
I thank god I am only a Chargers fan. That kind of misery is nothing.
>>75551398
masamune kun no revenge
other anon is right it's garbage
>packers trading down
FUCKING THOMPSON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75551395
Everyone dies Jammal calm yo ass
Inb4 browns pick mixon
>>75551462
Burrito Jackson to Dallas
Burrito Jackson to Dallas
Burrito Jackson to Dallas
Burrito Jackson to Dallas
Burrito Jackson to Dallas
>>75551504
Coming out of the closet
>>75551262
>>75551363
>>75551398
>>75551393
Ok so what I never really understand with the whole animae thing on this site and beyond,...is it a joke? Do you guys actually watch chinese cartoons? They're serious shows? What are they about are they like american cartoons like sponge bob or rug ratz?
>2 threads
This one was made second and is slower, migrate and use this one after
>>75548456
>>75548456
>>75548456
DEFENSE? LMAO
unironic /sp/ patrician shonen power rankings
1. Hunter
2. DBZ
3. Bleach (don't be a faggot you know it's true)
3. Naruto
4. Wan Piss
EDP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ttzrNFSEPw
>>75551262
checking in
>>75551538
BLACK NIGHT? DARK KNIGHT? GOOD NIGHT!
>>75551229
Plz Browns, no Kizer at 29
>>75551568
>>75551441
autism
>>75551538
>shitposting in a /gen/ thread
Sure is gay in here.
>>75551568
this one was posted in the last thread first, fuck off autist who cares enough to micromanage threads like this
BROWNS TAKE DAVID NJOKU
BROWNS TAKE DAVID NJOKU
BROWNS TAKE DAVID NJOKU
BROWNS TAKE DAVID NJOKU
BROWNS TAKE DAVID NJOKU
Is Dak an o-line babby?
>>75551538
>posting on an image board that was founded to discuss anime
>do people here watch anime
Kill yourself sweetie
>>75551589
>>75551343
please respond
>>75551610
him and zeke and jerry didnt pay the linemen this year
>tfw I missed the raiders drafting a rapist pick
>>75551607
WHOO!!!!
STEELERS TAKE TJ WATT
STEELERS TAKE TJ WATT
STEELERS TAKE TJ WATT
STEELERS TAKE TJ WATT
STEELERS TAKE TJ WATT
>>75551607
how do you fuck up 3 first round picks this badly?
TACO
TACO TACO
>Taco
>>75551621
Some nig because his gramma was a nig
T A C O
HAHAHAHA
dalASS
Goddamn it. Now I have to hope for one of my boys to die.
>naming your kid taco
niggers man
>taco
wish i had the business acumen of jerry
Is it better to draft a Taco or a Waffle?
>Taco
>Niggers stealing from Mexicans to find names for their nigglets
I don't even.
I'm scared
Are they gonna stick with Brock as QB
Imagine having the kind of parents who named you Taco
what a meal
Why is nobody drafting JJ Watt's brother?
>>75551765
They want the first overall pick next year, much better QB draft
Can anyone stop the browns?
>>75551766
He wasn't named something retarded like Taco. His real name is Vidaunte
>>75551765
No way
>>75551788
Steelers just drafted him
>>75551607
redpill me lads, is this good in any way whatsoever
>people not realizing taco is a nickname
they even had it in quotes, but i know it's hard when most nigs have names like trashalinium jr III
>>75551788
>>
Steelers just took him.
>>75551765
Probably, it's the right thing to do, your franchise QB is not in this draft cLEAVEland.
>>75551803
Fuck
>>75551833
How do you know
>>75551595
>>75551614
I'm sorry but I just genuinely do not understand how...like how did you grow up in america and start watching chinese cartoons? How did you find them? Did you keep it a secret because people at school would obviously make fun of you?
And it seems like they are all extremely sexual, are they not for children?
>>75551641
Boston Bruins did a fine job of it a couple years ago.
>>75551803
Yeah, the Browns
>>75551803
The homeless
Seahawks trying to load up on those midround picks
>>75551853
because the announcements are running way behind the picks. check schefter / any NFL reporters twitter feed right now.
Who the fuck is David Nigger!?
Gary Barnridge is fine as our RE
>>75551861
you're obviously not in college yet
>>75551713
He is astute and knows his fanbase
>Mexico's team
KIZER INCOMING
49ERS TAKE REUBEN FOSTER
49ERS TAKE REUBEN FOSTER
49ERS TAKE REUBEN FOSTER
49ERS TAKE REUBEN FOSTER
49ERS TAKE REUBEN FOSTER
>>75551906
Dual TE-set, friendo
Get this hothead out of here
Who was that interrupting?
>>75551951
STOP POSTING THIS SHIT LET ME HEAR HIM ANNOUNCE IT
FUCK TWITTER JESUS CHRIST NOW THE DRAFT IS RUINED
>>75551971
A hothead
>>75551951
INB4 PRISON
>>75551982
>actually watching this boring shit
we're here to shitpost not to watch the super special moment
>>75551955
Last time we drafted a first round TE to get a dual-TE set, our main TE crashed his motorcycle and was caught masturbating in a Target parking lot!
Der Kizer
How old you think those Steelers gals are? I bet they're 21 but look 31
Are the Seahawks even getting any picks for this shit
>>75551229
>He was a great owner
I thought Pittsburgh was in the north
>wait 5 hours
>Packers end up trading pick anyway
lol what a joke
>>75552059
I thought that was a guy in the hockey jersey.
>>75552096
>the north didnt own slaves
>>75552109
Seriously. Fucking Packers.
I thought you wanted TJ Watt, Ted
Why do people think the Browns fucked up this draft? Are they retarded enough to think they have the room to reach on a project QB?
>>75552151
It doesn't matter what the Browns do, they will fuck up no matter what.
>>75552109
>not expecting this
>>75551919
I graduate in like 4 weeks, what were you getting at? I never heard one person in my frat or locker room (or anywhere else) ever mention animae
>>75552151
Better than Cody "My fucking head" Kessler
or Brock "Peytons Bottom Bitch" Osweiler!!
>>75552171
I'll fuck you no matter what!
>>75552060
49ers 2nd and 4th round
>>75552109
>>75552125
>>75552188
Why wait 5 hours at all? You could have done something else for the last 4 and half hours if you knew your team wasn't picking until later.
Seems pretty retarded
Redskins got the steal of the draft
>>75552206
What did they get from the Browns and Falcons?
SAINTS TAKE RYAN RAMCZYK
SAINTS TAKE RYAN RAMCZYK
SAINTS TAKE RYAN RAMCZYK
SAINTS TAKE RYAN RAMCZYK
SAINTS TAKE RYAN RAMCZYK
What a meme of an evening
>>75552203
How are you 22 and have never know someone that watched DBZ?
REUBEN FROSTER
>pack could've gotten TJ Watt
FUCKING TED
>>75552205
You don't blow a 1st round pick on someone you think is barely better than your shitty QB. Do the smart thing and throw a low round pick at someone like Chad Kelly
What did he mean by this?
>>75552225
They could have traded up I guess
>>75552266
That makes sense
PACKERS GONNA GET KING TOMORROW
>>75552286
sf really did their homework.
>>75552264
>reaching for someone because of his last name
Plenty of talent GB can get at the top of round 2 and they get an extra in 4 where they tend to find studs
>>75552236
After all is said and done, John Schneider got max value of just moving down 8 spots. They now have two 2nd rounders, four 3rd rounders and one 4th rounder. Seven picks in the top 111. This is how you keep a team winning.
WHO PACKERS TAKING?
>4 hours for a first round draft
I LOVE LAMP LADS
can the eagles get cook or mixon?
>Seattle now owns all the picks in the 2nd and 3rd rounds
>>75552109
Last time the Packers did this they got Jordy Nelson in the early 2nd.
>>75552383
Yes, but they won't
JUST
>>75552382
Yeah they're a good band nice taste
What did the Packers get out of the trade?
>>75552225
Well actually I was working most of the time, but still.
>>75552395
But /sp/ told me he's not even a top 5 WR
>>75551538
believe it or not this site is an anime site, sorry fag
>>75552406
A 4th and moved back 3 spots to 33 overall
What the fuck, did the Hawks get ANYTHING for their trades??? All they gained was 1 second round pick. So they traded a first rounder for a second
>>75552401
A lot of people missed this, but he has Mixon tier troubles off the field, if not worse because there's a bigger body and not just one big incident.
>>75552374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNEZ0k_CcRE
desmond king from iowa. ted loves his iowa players
>>75552374
Some literal who from USC
>>75552405
great taste anon
>>75552406
A 4th round pick essentially
>>75552413
>/sp/ told me he's not even a top 5 WR
pretty sure it was sneak who said this :(
>swindles burrs
>grabs foster at 31
Thoughts on Lynch's first draft?
How does /sp/ rate >our pick? I know nothing about football but will start watching this year.
>>75552383
You will get Kamara/Foreman and you will like it, faggot.
>>75552448
i didn't like it. chargers need a lot of help on defense, and you passed up a ton of talent to take a possession WR.
Reminder that McKinley did nothing wrong.
>>75552425
>>75552435
So two seconds and another fourth
That's....actually not a bad deal we still get the player we wanted at 29 plus a extra fourth holy shit Teddy did something good
>>75552401
Eddie Lacy 2.0
>>75552478
(you)
What football god do i have to pray to, so that Myles Garrett doesn't turn into another Courtney Brown/Kamerion Wimbley
I mean browns Defensive Coordinator is the dude who did Bountygate, so that must mean something positive
>>75552478
Don't you have a /ptg/ thread to spam with DRUMPF? She lost, man. Should have let Joe run instead of that criminal corpse.
>>75552448
Get out now the Chargers are perennially mediocre to just plane bad.
>>75552444
Foster has fucked shoulders
>>75552264
Fuck off he's a meme
Ted nailed it here
He saw that t'd white wasnt going to be there at 28 so he moved back and picked up an extra pick
>>75552448
All you need to know is the pain will stop very soon
>>75551824
>>75551833
Its about time. You know he's giving 120%.
>>75552351
>>75552374
>>75552430
>>75552431
Adoree Jackson is already gone
King will be there later hopefully at pick 2(28) he would make a good upgrade from Micah Hyde
>>75552557
Agreed. This is an ideal situation for Packers. Added a 4th round pick and essentially have there guy sitting there to take tomorrow.
>tfw you find your dads fleshlight and lift it up to look inside it in the light and a cold load he didn't clean out of it drips in your mouth, plus your team just drafted some fat piece of shit mediocre defensive scrub
Why the fuck did we draft some Michishit fatass named Taco? What the fuck he looks like garbage and his name is trash too. Is it because we want more Mexicans to watch?
Fuck the Seahawks this shit franchise still hasn't been able to admit they lost the superb owl and ruined a dynasty because of their own damn hubris
>>75552427
They have like 7 picks between rounds 2-4, so they'll just slam everyone they want in a very short time before other teams get a chance to take them.
>>75552444
Looks competent. Still going to be a while before the 9ers are good tho.
Foster might be the next Bosworth with his shoulders but if he can rattle off a couple solid seasons before he falls apart it would be a better move than how Baalke would have squandered the picks.
>>75552476
Yea, they either like the depth at their preferred positions or the player they had at the top of their board dropped. It might be King since the last few weren't predicted to take CB at that point. Really there weren't any obvious talents left on the board they couldn't get in the second
>>75552500
If Garrett busts then they might as well throw out the entire evaluation process. He's about as good as a prospect can be on paper
TACO TACO TACO TACO
>>75552588
Vaginal (male) hubris.
Imagine knowing you're about to be a millionare within the next few hours... would be awesome.
>>75552036
Good times
>>75552623
This
Literally damn near perfect on paper
Has the tape to match the measurables
Best prospect since donkey Kong Suh and suh is damn good
The Packers passed on two future Hall of Fame Wisconsin players to draft a meme CB in King. What a joke I'm done with this semen slurping franchise I'm a Bostonbro now.
>>75552588
I will die laughing if the SheCocks don't select an Olinemen with their first pick.
>>75552286
Solomon is a cute. A CUTE.
>>75552448
Pick anyone but then
Raiders
Niners
Hell even the fucking niners but not the chargers (or rams)
>>75552623
>>75552663
Thanks for the small glimmer of hope that he doesn't become a typical Browns first rounder
>>75552667
>tfw they don't draft King
>>75552647
If it was me I'd probably smoke some weed and go clubbin then hang out with some skanky chicks and videotape it all. Maybe shoot some people too.
wilson wil make a new dynasty this next season
T.J. Watt, Wisconsin
>SackSEER Projection: 26.5 Sacks Through Year 5
>SackSEER Rating: 91.3%
Most draft analysts rank Stanford defensive end Solomon Thomas as the second-best edge rusher available in this year’s draft. SackSEER, however, prefers T.J. Watt.
Thomas and Watt are similar prospects in a lot of ways. Their production almost tracks one another’s exactly. Neither saw game action as freshmen, they both had relatively pedestrian sophomore campaigns, and they both broke out as juniors, each recording exactly 12 career sacks apiece. Thomas has several pounds on Watt, but Watt makes up for it with slightly better combine numbers. Watt bested Thomas by 2 inches on both the vertical leap and broad jump drills and had an even faster 3-cone (6.79 seconds) than Thomas. However, what sets Watt apart from Thomas is his strong passes defensed rate, giving Watt at least one trait similar to his more famous older brother. Watt intercepted one pass and batted away six others during his short career, resulting in an average of nearly one pass defensed every three games.
>>75552585
>Is it because we want more Mexicans to watch?
I don't think thats possible senpai.
>>75552596
>tfw Hawks downtrade those for 20 6th round picks
>>75552701
Len Bias did that and overdosed on coke
Kek's
>>75552667
>Some idiot is a massive tard and thinks we should have drafted minimeme watt
>It turns out he's a massive casual and bandwagonning shitter
We don't want you as a fan you casual faggot
Take your idiocy to Boston where it fits right in
>>75552663
Clowney?
>>75552720
Thomas can play the 3 5 or 9 techniques you dolt
tj watt only pass rushes
Thomas is a wildly better prospect
>>75552663
Suh was actually good at football, Garrett is a workout warrior meme. He padded the hell out of his stats against shit teams and he was invisible against good teams. Good luck scheduling FCS and Sun Belt teams in the NFL.
So which team do you think got the best pick(s) in this first round?
>>75552795
>tj watt only pass rushes
t. never watched him in college
>>75552795
I'm with you but TJ Watt def should have gone earlier.
>>75552793
Clowney was a lazier version Garrett coming out of college
>>75552806
I didn't watch it but Dallas. We're always the best.
Whats the name of this handsome fuck on NFL network talking to Kurt Warner?
>>75552754
>two hall of fame QBs spanning 26 years and counting
>only two championships due to colossal team mismanagement
>one hall of fame QB
>5+ championships and probably another 3 before all is said and done
Yeah you can have the fudge Packers they're a terrible franchises that constantly Jews the fans by fielding inferior teams to save money which goes nowhere.
>>75552754
oh look, a FIB!
>>75552881
>5+ championships
What did bb (male) mean by this?
>>75552880
Steve Smith Sr.
>>75552667
Packers get a whole day to think about their 2nd and 4th round picks in a loaded class and avoid trap picks at the bottom of first? Sign me up
Conley dindu nuffin
>>75552816
He played outside lb in a 3-4 and spent most time pass rushing and didn't impress anyone with his run stopping or in coverage
DA BURRS WON THE DRAFTB OWL
DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE
TRUBISKY BLESS
I didn't know there were this many browns fans in the world
>>75554161
Trubisky is going to get blown out after bears are forced to play him early after glennon eats shit.
>Kinda want Deshone Kizer to backup Blake Bortles but not really