SUPER RUGBY ROUND 10
>Friday 28th April
19:35 Highlanders v Stormers
>Saturday 29th April
19:35 Chiefs v Sunwolves
21:45 Reds v Waratahs
23:55 Force v Lions
>Sunday 30th April 2017
3:15 Cheetahs v Crusaders
5:30 Southern Kings v Rebels
7:40 Los Jaguares v Sharks 18:05 Brumbies v Blues
*Artwork credited to other BSK
Pro12
poogby is gay
Aviva
>>75548302
>t. disillusioned jags fan
Top14
landGODS will take the cup from the hurrichokes at home
Rugby.
/cric/ rules /rug/ droolz
>>75549223
This is bait.
>>75548665
Probably incorrect, if "we"""""" have a home finals run """""we" will take it again. Literally no one can win in the cake tin on a mild wellington night
>>75549223
t. the absolute worst poster to shit up either community
>>75549612
I had your mum solve my captcha while I was getting blumpkin so she's probably the worst (at giving head) to post in this thread.
>>75548078
I misinterpreted the caption beneath his picture on the article.
>>75548255
At least muldoon got to taste sweet victory once in his career, guy deserved it.
>>75549589
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Super_Rugby_Final
>>75550242
Not sure what your talking about?
I don't remember that game being played at all...
>>75549681
Saved to my septic "banter" folder lads.
>>75549681
truly awful post.
>the call that saved the brumbies
can they win vs the blues?
>>75549681
>>75551205
God I hope so but rather unlikely I should think.
>>75551205
NEVER bet for an Australian team
>>75551362
betting is haram 2bh
got something brewing in my gut lads
Super Rugby.
Scotland
>>75554171
Literally the only thing that needs to be done is for kiwis to stop shitting up /rug/. The power has been in you the whole time.
>>75554673
t. Gentlepeen
>>75554673
>seething poopeelian upset at big strong and superior kiwis
How refreshing.
>>75554673
>Literally the only thing that needs to be done is for aussies to stop being so things skinned in /rug/. The power has been in you the whole time.
FTFY
Alright guys, Kaino's injured, Broadhurst's retired.
What should be the loose trio combination and reserves to face the Lions?
>>75554673
*sharts*
excuse me...i need to go...do something...
>>75555143
lets see how Squire does tonight
>no one in /rug/ gives af about highlanders v Stormers
Made me think.
Is Gareth Evans the New Zealand rugby player named after Gareth Evans welsh rugby player or Gareth Evans the English rugby player or Gareth Evans the australian politician?
>>75555159
>thinking
Come here nerd I'm gonna kick you're ass
BTFO
>Weekend picks BTFO already
Hold me lads
Fekitoas been wank so far
>>75555223
He's done
TRY!
OSBOURNE!
>le large coconut winger who runs in a straight line man
Banks for All Blacks starting 10
>>75542325
The only thing SANZAAR ever for right was making the Crushedsaders play at Twickenham in 2011 for that game against the Sharks.
>>75555237
I always thought south island was just for white people, how close am i?
>in this particular setup, Marshie is the colour commentator
>>75555245
h-hey man that was an earthquake fundraiser they coulda doyd
>>75555260
The earthquake wasn't a mistake lad
>le other large coconut winger who runs in a straight line man
Fuck that's a beautiful pass from Smith
> dual coconut wingers
>BTFO already
Will a foreign team win in NZ ever again?
>>le large coconut winger who runs in a straight line then does a nice step in the end man
>du pee
>>75555277
not sure he's moving quite right on that ankle
Kolbe is like a really shit Milner Skudder
>>75555296
By playing the Poos obviously.
>>75555302
I meant Aaron Smith's pass to Naholo for the try.
As for Ben, could've fooled me with the ankle. Still, if I were the Highlanders coach I'd not risk pushing Ben Smith too long
>>75555321
They haven't lost to a foreign team so far
>>75555339
They're lucky they're not playing the Sharks lad, else that record would come to an abrupt end.
Will Smith score a try?
>>75555355
Will Smith is an American actor mate, he doesn't play rugby
>>75555346
I went to the last Blues Sharks game at Eden Park.
You lost.
> the chiefs lost to this meme
>>75555376
Chiets are hot garbage.
>>75555376
Got refballed t b h
Superbru participants who are done:
Lyds
Superbru participants in glorious ascension:
Jeff
>>75555411
Based Jeff
>>75555416
t. Jeff
*picks overwhelming favourite by 6 points*
Try for the septs everyone! Need to show the big other poomunities who is boss.
Jesus, are those ankle strappings actually boosting Ben Smith's performance?
>>75555426
tbf the stormers beat the best team in the comp this season
>they expected this game to be competitive
>>75555365
In 22 encounters, The Shark's have won 14, The Poo's have won 8
So I am going to go with >us beating >you.
Nice try though
>>75555438
I will fucking stab you.
>>75555428
That and the fact thst it's the anniversary of a certain "incident" in 2012.
>>75555438
How many titles have the sharts won?
>>75555438
What poosonality are you LARPing as tonight lad?
HTS lads
who has the slags
>>75555478
> 'Former Rebels 10' Cipriani has been balls deep in this
*shakes dat boom ba boom ba boom*
>>75555488
>>75555451
There's no need to get so feisty. I enjoyed when the Sharks played the Blues, was basically a free 4 points.
>>75555474
When your team manages to beat the Stormers, you can talk to me again, until then, I don't want a single (You) from the likes of you.
>>75555476
Back to /cric/ you go, worm
>>75555516
Pretty sure the chiefs have many times. Frankly I can quote whomever I want with impunity. So you're going to sit there and take it little man.
dudududu
>>75555575
We do this same dance every single time, aren't you getting bored of it by now?
>Landers commemorate Etzebeth's 50th game by putting 50 points on his shitty team
Imagine being this SHOOK by a tripfaggot that all of us have long ago stopped paying any attention to.
>>75555622
The Stormers are shocking, same for Eben.
I am convinced that if he was not a rugby player he would be looked away in prison, that idiot doesn't have two brain cells to rub together
Gotta say things really have been unlucky for the Stormers tonight
Malakai Fekitoa.
Does Bin Smuth ever do anything wrong?
Apart from murder a girl, but that was 5 years ago
Oh geez nothing is going right for the Stormers
If Fekitoa starts vs the Lions, I'll be fuckin seething lads.
I heard this was the place to discuss Damien 'GOAT' Mckenzie
>steamers
Games involving SA sides should not could for the bru.
>>75555774
Yeah.
He's shit.
>malapie pookitoa
literally Jiffy Junior tier
Cut and deport Fekitoa.
>>75555774
Yeah that's the sole purpose of this sub poomunity
What would you do if a teammate dabbed lads?
AARON FUCKING SMITH IS BACK!
>>75555828
Dab with him for solidarity.
> perenara should start against the lions
>>75555828
Ruck his face
Game's pretty boring lads.
Might just go to bed.
The Hurricanes will put 70 on this Stormers side. Cap this post.
>>75555828
Fuck his face
>>Joe Wheeler does a Beauden Barrett and gives Matt Faddes a favourable bounce to score
EPIC MEMERY
>Ryan Crotty is a valued member of the ABs squad
>they let the steamers score 2 tries
>Ryan Crotty is not a valued member of the ABs squad
>>75556037
I dont get it, that's how crusaders fans always look
>>75555143
Cane Read Savea Squire take your pick and order all can fill every spot well
>>75555998
That was the Stormers, the Steamers scoring 2 tries is part for the course lad
>>75556097
What about the Brie King?
Just got paid to post this.
Ama
ladners
>he rates poorenara over Smith
>>75556746
I can't speak to current form, since I don't watch much Super Rugby, but in November Perenara was clearly streets ahead of Aaron "hit her, quit her, leave her in the shitter" Smith
>Saracens have signed Dom Day
AHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Haven't the stormers been good this year?
>57 points
>>75557722
Saffer teams are massive homebabbies
<<I rate A. "how do i pass and catch again" Smith over T.J "clearly on form to be the clear cut best half back in the world" Perenara
What about kerr barlow?
South American A Championship soon
>tfw no adam jones to go for a hattrick of monstering SH scrums on lions tours
>Watching Dragons-Edinburgh on a Friday night
Christ I hate myself
>>75561892
>losing to dragons
how bad are edinburgh?
>57 - 14
>>75558824
>perenara > smith
I wish the Hurricanes were playing this weekend.
>smith > poorenara
>i think Smith is better than Perenara
>>75559180
I don't think he would be the 3rd pick atm
>i think perenara is better than smith
>I think Smith should be the starting halfback for the Lions tour
>I am unbiased, intelligent and whole heartedly believe that Smith is better than Perenara
>>75564186
I miss seeing this man
What a man
What a body
What a captain
>P-P-PLEASE STOP BULLYING US
KEK
Pathetic
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff-nation/92030101/dear-new-zealand-what-did-australia-ever-do-to-you
>>75565348
Looks stoned.
>>75565210
>>75565297
God, average kiwis are ugly.
>>75566118
Scarfies aren't average mate
>>75566330
Nah, they're above average for Dunedin as many of them are not from Dunedin.
Is RoyalCommando /rug/ approved?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkFt-XYrCeA
Just had a cup of coffee and needed to evacuate my bowels.
While we're on the topic, is there anything worse than sharting during a packed uni lecture?
>>75567383
Risking a hungover fart in bed
You just can't be bothered dealing with the end result
L A D S
A
D
S
>>75567908
is it out yet?
A better breakfast
>>75567908
fugg
>>75567961
Yeah the gf got the last block at the supermarket. Flying off the shelves. Unlike that K-bar garbage
>>75568047
>>75568926
Coffee with milk
>>75568926
Jesus Christ, how horrifying
>>75568941
Same same only different
>>75568926
I occasionally maker a cuppa like that when I want to be anle to down it quickly so it won't be scorching hot.
You see how brian mujati makes tea?
Cold water, tea bag, sugar and milk all in a cup at once, bangs the unholy mixture in a microwave, the absolute madman.
>>75568941
>white coffee
how old were you when they cut off your balls?
Why does league have their ANZAC test on the 5ty of May?
Are they so retarded they can't even read a calendar?
>>75572127
i asked /nrl/ for you. waiting for a response that doesnt involve defecation
>the Friday and Saturday prime time games are NZers v foreign shitters in complete blowouts
Not a fan lads.
had some blues poos today lads
might swap my pick to the bumdisease
>>75575402
reds v waratahs WILL be entertaining in a bad way.
>first game is at 7:30
NPC simply cannot return fast enough.
>>75575934
>super rugby round with no NZ derbies
I agree, NPC can't return fast enough.
Unironically getting a pedicure with the missus lads.
>>75576165
Are you the butch one or is she?
>>75576165
Based closet homo.
What colour strapon does she use?
>>75576185
I am, it's my first time and it meant a lot to her.
>>75576165
>having a female partner
faggot
Statschink is taking a potato peeler looking implement to the heel of my foot and taking off a lot of skin lads.
>>75576246
>getting your natty shoes shaved off
women are disgusting
>>75576377
I'm worried my work shoes are going to hurt now.
My feet are all pink lads.
>>75576464
You should probably shave your legs if you actually want to pass.
>>75576464
What's for tea lads?
Making my patented Angus cheeseburgers.
>>75576502
$20 Mates Hunger Buster and 2x McChickens.
Saturday is cheat meal day.
>>75576502
Probably chicken strips and chips from Suncorp stadium.
>>75576502
probably whatever my wife left in the toilet bowl to be frank and honest
>>75576502
curry from the local "authentic" takeaway
>>75576683
>>75576719
Samefag
>>75576502
Going to head down and get some fish and chips before settling in for an exciting night of competitive rugby.
>kid makes videos on the internet is now a news worthy subject
>a round without Hurricanes
Then "hello and goodbye, guys".
>>75577141
cementing the canes fans are casuals meme
>>75577149
I didn't grasp it.
>cementing the canes fans
Something like pic related?
Will Smith start for the all blacks?
>>75577235
i formatted it poorly
cementing the 'canes fans are casuals' meme
Are the Hurrs the Manchester United of super rugby?
>>75577252
That's true, but I have a fucking life (and that is Saturday morning here).
>>75577256
I began to support them in 2012 season, when they were just a mediocre team.
>>75577256
If you take away the last two years they've sat somewhere between middle of the road and not good. Classically known as chokers. Being a Hurricanes supporter has finally paid off after years of utter shit.
Out last night. Saw a guy in a Highlanders shirt. He seemed autistic
Reminder last weekend the only person that commented on the later and earlier games was a Hurricanes fan
Reminder Hurricanes fans have the most /heart/
more like the most /fart/
>>75577385
He probably thinks Smith should be starting over Perenara. Par for the course of that type of lad sadly.
> perenara
> smith
>smith isnt the best half back in the world right now
>>75559540
Rugby taking a hammering ITT
>>75568926
Isn't that standard milk tea?
>>75568941
I used to drink it before I realised it was ineffective at keeping me awake.
>>75576683
Save some for me haha
>>75577238
Are you silly? Fletcher Smith only debuted for the Highlanders last year and he's played only one game this season
Ready to watch Nippon to end this apartheid.
UPDATE: I cannot seem to find this in the merchandise stands.
I'm a sad person.
Why are all those dole bludgers doing a silly dance on the pitch?
Will this be a third blow out and thankful end to Sunwolves' nightmare tour of NZ, or will the Chiefs go butterfingers again like they did last week?
Loving this dedication up front.
>>75577600
hope the queefs crap the bed to be frank
Stream?
Just watching the third better call saul episode, then going to slam the gf then may or may not tune in to the game
I saw Damian Mckenzie at a grocery store in Hamilton yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Moro bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>75577663
hahaha so epic maymay
>scores a try
>doesnt dab
>>75577709
Chiefs are too classy
>only the jaguars have conceded more penalties than the chiefs
>its the queefs shit out countless penalties and never get a card episode
>>75577751
>Kane Hames is the most penalised player this season (13)
>awoo
>the rickety shack of waikato rugby
>>75577798
What is a second grade team?
>another chief penalty
rigtho marshy
>people support the queefs
awo~
>can't win the scrum so they try to kill the opposing prop
Classic Chiefs rugby.
>>75577857
>241x228
queefs are hot garbage
The group of sunwolves supporters in front of me are howling at fucking every single play.
awooo~
>McKenzie deserves a chance at first five for the All Blacks
>>75577902
>second-grade team
>quick tap the penalty then kick it into touch
cruden is done
>waking up too early despite of walk for many hours in a political protest
>see Chefes x Lobos do Sol current result
Why is Chefes struggling at home?
>>75578011
It's mostly the reserve and bench players.
fucking shite game
>>75578011
its mostly all their good players
they're just a trash team
Flipping an invisible peanut into his mouth has got to be the worst try celebration of all time. What a fucking sperglord.
*double moves*
>>75578064
>>75578053
>>75578046
Pinnacle of retardation and jealousy
*talks about himself*
A P O L O G I S E
TRY!
McKENZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!
>>75578082
This gimmick is abysmal. Please stop.
>half time
>not a single dab
>Atmospheric conditions have temporarily interrupted your viewing
You guys should ring ahead to book your counselling when the chiefs win.
0800 TAUTOKO
>>75578138
>being proud of a win against the bumwolves
Leitch can offer some hope for Lobos do Sol, but only in 2019
>>75578145
What's wrong with the Sunwolves my man?
Remember the Peena meme? Such an ugly shitter t bh
booooomfa
>>75578175
Inuyasha happened
>>75578069
It's like schoolyard bickering.
if cane grew his hair out he'd look like hooper
wheres the card ref
Where's penal try?
>it's a The Chiefs commit ten penalty offenses within ten meters of the opposition try line episode
Sick of watching this one.
lads
> outscrummed by some malnourished japanese manlets
ARIGATO TANAKA-SAN!
I've caved in sorry
sham cane
Not even kidding when I say that I wouldn't mind if Sam Cane took a career ending headknock.
20-10 Good game so far lads
>>75578292
He is a piece of shit.
i could round up the local coconuts and put on a better game than this
Hmmmmmmmm might grab a cheeky cheeseburger from maccas
>picked queefs by 50
I feel sick lads.
Having a cheeky Microbrew at the Newstead brewing company before the main event lads.
>>75578347
I picked Chefes by 37
fucking hell whens Nathan Harris due back
This match is to rugby what Quade Cooper is to boxing.
>>75578347
>playing a secondary team
You're a fucking idiot.
>bleefs lineout
>>75578399
Bit rude.
Have a tough day buddy?
>>75578262
Fuck is wrong with you
AWOOO
>>75578435
All good mate
inb4 wolves win
>>75578435
I'm happy if either team scores.
Chiefs = home team
Sunwolves = got a lot of Japanese friends, second hand support.
Just wanting a bonus point win for chiefs though.
>losing 4 lineouts in a row
>queefs
TRY!
CARPENTER!
Shitspouter on pooicide watch.
>36% possession
>cheeks
>the waikato chokes
Oh my god are they actually going to pull this off?
name a new zealand team worse than this
you cant
>turnover
Fucking KEK
messam shepherded like 5 players earlier
>>75578523
Blues and Highlanders
*[DABBING STOPS]*
awoooooooooooooooooo
That was a fucking knock-on
>>75578545
How's Chch tonight lad? Finally managed to move out of your car yet?
*falls over*
thanks for the penalty :)
The team that actually pushed a Kiwi team on NZ territory this weekend is actually the Sunwolves
any lads in
>the queefs
comedy platinum
>>75578586
I live in Hamilton, but from Tauranga.
>james lowe
>waikato rugby
The irony
>dumb coconut ruins it for the /heart/wolves
Bumwolves should be banned from super rugby.
I think the Cumgayders put them up to this
Remove coconuts.
>>75578618
trip on shitspouter.
>>75578665
I am not that poster.
>>75578665
Tauranga is the engine room of New Zealand and /rug/. Why be surprised that we dominate everything?
I live in Tauranga but fuck the Chiefs.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kek
cant even score against 13 sunwolves that close to the line
Are the Chiefs, dare I say FINISHED?
>can't score against 13 men
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>have massive back advantage
>lets just pick and drive what could go wrong
cane is perhaps the DUMBEST captain to ever grace the game
>le fat smelly prop run it up
SUGOI~
Sunwolves are in 17th again?
Reminder that the Hurricanes sent a C team over the the Sunwolves' fortress over in glorious Nippon but managed to put almost 100 points on them.
>9:30pm
>puts on a hat
???
reminder the highlanders b team put 40 on the same team
Chiefs are not going to the finals this year. This kinda of rigid mindset at clutch situations will see them out at the Quarters
>getting baited into a false sense of security
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/rug/ on casual watch
>cane
finished
>cruden
finished
>lowe
finished
>hika smelliot
finished
>memekenzie
in shameful descension
>>75578759
This post would be relevant if it were the start of the season.
For an example, the Hurricanes at the start of last season.
>>75578743
>Round 1
>Round 10
What's the difference?
The Chiefs are the worst team of all time across any sport.
Lydia dancing on the standings after this match
>>75578759
SEETHING damage control right there
BASED lyds, how can males even compete?
>aus derby
gonna go watch some anime
Teams that are done:
Chiefs
Teams in glorious ascension:
Based fucking Sunwolves
>they are second place on the table with two wins from eight
Love this.
>>75578775
>>75578798
>>75578841
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Chiefs will finish the season as #1. The only reason they aren't #2 right now is the obviously unfair conference meme.
Problem???????
Should I get a cheeky hells?
>>75578863
I support the Chiefs but even that is farfetched.
You have way too much pent up autism.
Shitposters that are done:
Shitpsouter
Shitposters in glorious ascension:
Shitaporean
>>75578841
Teams that are done:
<null>
Teams in glorious ascension:
Chiefs (again) and the Based fucking Sunwolves
>>75578891
Are you retarded? Chiefs are currently first on 37 points. In what world is that farfetched?
>vermelhos
>wearing brown instead of red
>Moondogs improving
>Each subsequent NZ game has gotten closer
What will the blues think of this?
>>75578962
>sweatingintensifies.jpg
Posters on casual watch:
Singapoodiarrhean, Cumgayders customers
Posters on elite knowledge watch:
GES
>>75578938
Time to give it up mate. The queefs and their fans are in descension.
>>75578982
t. cumgayders customer
Hurrs beat wolves by 66.
Landers beat wolves by 25.
Poosaders beat wolves by 47.
>Queefs by 7
Kek what went wrong lads
>>75578981
Why do you Chiefs fans always have to bring the Crusaders into it? Do you have insecurities?
Who /at the game/ here lads?
>>75579020
Cumgayders customers are always making trouble in these threads
>>75579031
Slightly bigger crowd than the broncos game
>>75579031
Rugido de Brisbane would have more attendance
Also Vermelhos' try
>>75579031
Considering there's only one poopeelian poster, that question is redundant.
>>75579047
What kind of trouble? I'm new.
queef fans on muscular dystrophy watch
OFFICIAL NZ RUGBY FANS LIKEABILITY POWER RANKINGS
1. Blues
2. Landers
3. Any kiwi supporting a foreign team
POWER GAP
90. Hurrs
POWER GAP
9000. Queefs
9001. Poosaders
>>75578776
One team should have a lot more cohesion, didn't have to spend a day travelling in a plane and have a lot of support at their home ground bolstering their performance
>>75579116
BASED blues year guy
how the fuck are the picks lad?
>tfw no 6th aotearoan SR franchise hosted in Hawke's Bay
>>75579145
>BASED blues year guy
I wish.
>>75579148
Hawkes bay is an economic dead zone. Tauranga needs a team.
>>75579175
Geographically too close to Auckland and Waikato/Hamilton
>>75579175
Tauranga has no rugby fans. It's Auckland -asians +people.
>>75579187
Yeah because it's a nice place to live dumb cunt.
>>75579188
Nah all the white poocklanders are fleeing poockland to TauranGOAT
>>75579211
Yeah, all the rich metro white people with no interest in dirty mud sports.
Can anyone explain the Waratahs try for me? Ball never got down, Phipps knew it, Waratahs never left the 5m line waiting for the scrum.
>>75579227
Ref saw a grounding so the TMO needed evidence to overrule it.
Great try
>>75579217
Resurgence of white rugby soon
>Evidence to overrule a grounding
Like the fact that the ground never existed?
What did the ref ask the TMO specifically?
They are very strict on what they can rule on being related to the question asked by the ref
>>75579297
Well it's assumed the ref saw something that the camera couldn't. And anyway, it looked like there was a slight grounding on one of the angles. Fair try IMO.
>>75579289
Face it, white people are genetically inferior. The quicker we white men stop breeding and let the blacks impregnate white women the quicker society will advance.
who /sunwolves/ here lads
>2 tries scored off crooked line out throws that weren't called
ARjew in full effect lads.
This is shocking rugby.
now THIS is rugby lads
>>75579430
Where's the real pic so I can compare with the shopped one
>>75579568
That is the real one lad.
Army Navy this afternoon lads
>>75579568
That's actually the real one mate.
And WHACKO!!!!!!!
>>75579568
Not sure what you mean.
>>75579329
Good thing I'm trans-black
>>75579588
Fuck yeah it is
Couldnt get tickets this year because I was deployed, fucking wankers
>tfw bottling it
Split SR into Divisions 1 and 2, pro-rel system, 9 teams each, double round robin
Bottom 2 of Div 1 get relegated, top 2 of Div 2 get promoted
The teams making it to the playoffs are the top 7 of Div 1 and the champions of Div 2
Love Nick Phipps.
Love Quade Cooper.
Love me mum.
Love his mum.
Loved your mum
Why are teams in red always cheats lads?
Oh!!!!! BIG Tackle!!!!!!
*cums a hole in the wall*
>>75579683
>>>/nrl/
>>the territahs
>the reds
Fukc
FUCKIT
>Australian teams
FUCK me bru up
Fuck the Reds fuck the Waratahs.
2 tries beats 4. Fucking cancerous.
>Top two in the bru pool are bonus point babbies that also do the sub 6 point margin meme tactic
Fucking cancerous.
can't wait to see the wallabies stacked with Tahs this year lose every game! I love reruns.
>>75580257
>still insecure over being emasculated by based Lyds
State of you cunt
>>75580326
>another tenure of hooper
and another tri nations/bledisloe for us
>>75580204
Need someone to score 3 tries more than their opponent and still lose.
>>75580326
Literally cannot wait to watch Nick Phipps play for the national team of Australia.
How did the reffing come across on tv lads? This ref won't be in the middle for a couple of weeks.
>>75580471
There wasn't a single straight lineout throw the entire game.
>>75580471
pretty shocking
>>75580339
fuck he's useless as a 7.
Literally probably 5th or 6th best behind Pocock, Gill, Faainga, Butler, Hodgson, and Reid.
Bump for 2nd half
Força 9-14 Leões
>>75581780
Watching F1 Q3
Will flick over after this
Canes posters are the /heart/ of /rug/ 2bh
>>75580587
He won the Tahs the game tonight
>>75582064
wrong
cant kek the beck
Beck on best centre in Wales watch
tell me about quade! why does he do the dab?!
Piutau is a fucking meme.
>>75583988
Good hands but slow as hell, definitely too slow to be a winger.
>>75583555
Best centre in Wales isn't even Welsh
>>75585489
PARKES
A
R
K
E
S
What happened to that US rugby league?
Crusaders are having a real easy game against the cheetahs
>>75586575
Only in 2nd half
>>75586172
monetary issues
already existing clubs being upset
Nobody watching Reis x Rebeldes?
I'm at the stadium, have a few pics.
>>75589537
lucky, hope you have fun
>>75589645
Thanks, amerifriend. Please, watch our sport.
>>75589537
Éres funcionario de Jaguares?
>>75589930
it is
see >>75589861
>>75589930
Nope, I've got access to a few areas for the day.
ahh misread that
sorry
siento
Larry David (Carlos Bianchi) statue
>>75590158
Lo entiendo
También,
>yuyubas
>tfw no rugby matches in Malvinas
FT
Reis 44-3 Rebeldes
>it's a "jags do well for most of the game but lose it in the last 5 minutes" episode
Score lads?
Watching the boxing.
>>75594881
20-27 56 mins in
>>75594730
The ride never ends.
>rebels
fucking lol
*wakes up*
*dabs*
>>75599281
Do you think you could beat Vince in a dab off?
>>75599386
i could dab him around the room mate
>based Lyds wrecking bru and breaking hearts
had my shit break in half and now they clog the toilet lads.
South American A Championship starting next saturday
(this year it's valid also for RUWC qualifiers)
1st round
Chile x Brazil (6 may)
Paraguay x Uruguay (13 may)
landers
Suck
There is rugby tonight.
>>75605516
>australian team vs the blues away from home
will be an absolute shocker
>>75605915
Compare it to the au v au match and the two au v sa matches and it will be a fucking revelation.
kys Lyds
>>75606177
>yfw Lyds is actually the saffa poster who threatened to fly to NZ and beat shitspouter to death
got a roasty for dinner lads
>mfw da kangs
>>75606801
getting cut next season
>>75606522
Blues by 20 lads.
>>75607011
yeah
but still
>>75606236
Based Lyds is white though
Accidentally up for Bumboys vs Blues.
>>75589537
upvoted
pls no more argies kill themselves this year thnx
>see the line
>give the ball away
Every fucking time.
The Ioanes are literally inferior Saveas.
>>75607699
You shut your filthy mouth
I bet they can't even dab.
>>75607715
They introduced dabbing to NZ you total cunt
They should've given that to Duffy anyway
Will Gatland save the Blues?
>>Francis, West, Gatland
So when will the Blues ever settle on a flyhalf?
>>75607801
When we get a good one
D U F F M A N
How long till we lose Duffy lads
>>Tamanivalu, Crotty, Williams, ALB, Moala,
NZ really has no shortage of test-ready centres (and utilities that can cover that position), but the question is which combination has the best synergy? Nonu/Smith combination sets the bar really high
I feel the brief Crotty/ALB combination we saw last year worked well. The downside is that neither can crash into the enemy line as well as Nonu
>>75607899
I'm really liking the idea of Crotty and Moala as this season goes on.
>>75607899
Wanna see ALB and Moala
Yeah definitely
Would you ever buy a product called "Men Creme"?
>>75607971
I'm heterosexual, so no.
A K I R A
>>75590342
Looks like a literal hell on Earth.
KANADAAAAAA
>>75608215
It's Kaneda 2bh.
HOT NEW THREAD
>>75608241
>>75608241
>>75608241
Powell looks like a not completely retarded aussie scrum half. Expect him to start for wobblies