/afl/ Round 6

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WAutist on suicide watch

>>75547735
>Super Rugby
>A-League
>Basketball
>Netball
>National Rugby Championship
>Baseball

Implying any self-respecting Australian gives a shit about any of these

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>>75549252
> he doesn't care about netball

>>75549362
The occasional attractive girl in a skirt is about the only reason to bother watching

>>75549499
Sexist pig. Women are our equals and should receive the same amount of sporting attention. That's why for every US Ninja Turtles game I attend/watch I make sure to watch two of our women's team.

>>75549570
Why have a women's alternative to basketball when women's basketball exists?

http://www.theroar.com.au/2017/04/25/arguments-jack-watts/

>>75550002
I...what was...why did...

Where was the point he was trying to make?

>>75550181
we should hate jack watts because he's a white and handsome, and that's why this chink can't pick up on tinder

>tfw Norf Norf again this week.
Glorious

>If Melbourne lead at half-time they will squander it and lose
>If Melbourne trail at half-time they will sneak in front only to be btfo by Essendon suddenly realising they need to hold a lead

Either way I like this

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>>75550181
>I...what was...why did...

how much will collingwood be thumped by this week lads?

>>75551678
If they learn how to kick goals it'll be will relatively close, otherwise Geelong by about 8 goals

>>75551678
not enough to see buckley sacked

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>>75547614
Fucking saved

>>75547614
Name a shitter Brownlow medallist than Trent Cotchin

Protip: You can't

>>75552641
Shane Woewodin
>went to high school with his son

Basedbane tbqh lads.

>>75552564
Disgusting. The MCC needs to rethink how many visitor's tickets it sells, there are far too many lower class scum allowed in.

>>75552641
Goodes

>>75553500
Racist

>>75549362
I get that New Zealand shat the bed, but is there an in-game reason why the girl who had the ball in the first few seconds of the .webm didn't shoot it?

The same sort of applies to the Australian girl down the other end. The ball was passed in the shooting circle and then straight back out, then back in to roughly the same spot.

>>75554515
Time-wasting maybe? Like in basketball the opposition get the ball upon scoring.

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

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'awks lads

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Who /top 8/ here?
Who /best team in their state/ here?

Not so fast, Igglescum.

>>75554564
nigga our NFL mock draft pretty much hit the nail on the head, better than so called """""experts""""" anyway.

>>75554515
positioning, watch where they move their pivot foot -- they're getting much closer to the basket

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I implore all of these fair weather tiger """fans""" to continue with this pathetic braggadocio right up until the first siren on Sunday.

Reminder that /crows/ have lost 2 out of the past 21 games at Adelaide. Reminder that historically >we beat Bitchmond at a ratio of 2:1. Reminder that /crows/ are paying $1.15 for the win. Reminder it will be a 60+ point blowout even in the rain.

@75554659
I want fake RC to leave.

>nigga
Cringe

>>75554693
Crows win but it won't be a complete blow out. Tigers will show good hustle, even off the back of a 6 day break.

>>75554693
>calling us fake fans when we literally run this general despite being massively success starved
Can't wait to cuck >you just like >we did in 2014 on your home turf to make finals

>>75554659
No you didn't

75554718

Never reply to me again you walking congenital defect

>>75550002
>Those food analogies

Jesus fucking Christ.
This faggot is tens of thousands of dollars in HECS debt and this is what he has to show for it.

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Who's ready for 6-0?

>>75554758
Make sure to don your neon green scarf m8

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>>75554758

Right here

>>75554775
Deal to both go undefeated until Round 11?

>>75554693
Tigers are the real deal. The Crows have no midfield. The Tigers' midfield is star studded. They're going to shut down Adelaide and shit down their throats.

>>75554774
>t. salty St. Kilda fan
Why don't you win a premiership instead of fucking underage girls?

Imagine being so shook by accidental poetry that you start to use rhymes when trying to revive your narrative lmao

>>75554774
>neon green scarf
What's this in reference to? Umpires?

Geelong got absolutely screwed last week.

>>75554821
what the fuck are you talking about.

I don't buy into this poetry gimmick one bit.

Absolutely SHOOK as fuck
You know exactly what you did, you unoriginal failure

>>75554843
>LE SHOOG xD xD
I have absolutely no fucking idea what you're talking about.

>>75554805

>Lesser Rioli and ..... will guarantee victory
>he's actually serious

kek, as before, keep it up, it's going to be a glorious weekend

>>75554805
>star studded

Maybe second to "glitz and glamour" in the all time faggot cliche sayings

>>75554826
>Receiving multiple non-existent soft cunts
>The concept of advantage does not apply to your opponent

Yes, truly screwed

>can't tip footy

>>75554887
9/9 last week mate.

>can't tip cricket

>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

>>75554872
>Call the umpire a cunt
>I-I-I didn't call you that. You heard me wrong!
The umpire was merely defusing the situation.

"IF I heard that wrong (which I didn't), I apologise." -- That doesn't in any way shape or form indicate the umpire was admitting fault. He was just saying it so the St. Kilda guy would stop crying like a child.

>The concept of advantage does not apply to your opponent
Neither does holding the ball apparently. That 'advantage' that was called back was a 100% holding the ball about 3 seconds earlier.

>>75554903
This. Montagna is such a mouth and a lying little prick.

>YUH COST US A FIVTEE MATE Dx Dx

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Is this free money?

Looks like the Geelong fans are getting uppity again.

Sigh, it seems I must BTFO them for another year, just as I have the last three.

>>75554927
cheeky fiver on melbourne

the bulldogs of this season imho

>>75554971
Very smart value pick. You'll probably want to cash out in the first/second week of finals though.

>>75554927
Fremantle and Hawthorn are the value bet there.

>Sydney - 34
>North - 501
>Both are 0-5
Lolnorf.

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Should I, lads?

>>75555018
Actually scratch that. St Kilda @ 51.

They've been in position to beat most of the teams they've played but completely sprayed it in front of goal. A lot better than their ladder position indicates.

>>75555025
>€

Afternoon /iggs/

>>75555032
Wrong. They have not improved one bit, look at their form.

>round 1
completely demolished by their opposition once they settled in the 2nd term, at Etihad.

>round 2
Does anyone really think iggs are that good off the back of what we've seen so far? Bad kicking = bad footy

>round 3
Didn't even cover the spread against Brisbane, at Etihad. Again, bad kicking = bad footy.

>round 4
Got out to a match winning lead against Collingwood during a period where Pendlebury was benched for half of the third term, at Etihad.

>round 5
Pressure cooker game for Geelong, a team their structure matches up very well against. No gas in the tank left in the final quarter.

Reminder that last year the Saints teased their supporters at having a final 8 appearance, only to get completely BTFO by the Swans, at Etihad.

Oh and they lost to the roos, twice, at Etihad.

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

>>75555099
Whoa. Here I was seriously thinking st kilda wouldn't even make the eight this year, but this post has convinced me - we're getting another flag this year.

>>75555144
Literally walking to the tab now

@75555144
kys oxygen thief no-one on ANY board besides the /tv/ pedo's like you.

>>75555164
I'm a beloved fixture on multiple boards, you're a sad anonymous loser who will end up killing himself before his 18th birthday

Any hot prostitute tips for the weekend?

None of you deserve my hot tips, they all devolve into personal attacks on myself and my recreational choices

Find your own prostitutes

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@75555172
@75555204
Friendly reminder that your dog is dead and your parents hate you, you worthless sack of skin

>>75547735
>including SoO and olympic medalists
it's a banana bender wants to feel relevant episode

>75555144
>75555172
>75555204
How does it feel knowing that while fake RC is annoying he is at least entertaining. You on the other hand, are genuinely reviled and no-one would care if you left or died. Preferably both. Christ you're pathetic no wonder you have to pay for pussy.

@75555215
Posts like this reassure me of the fact that I am literally undoxable. It was back in 2012 that I figured out most anons are blindly obedient to the idea that every fact I post about myself must be true.

That's not my face. That's not true about my dog. That's not true about my parents, who may or may not be alive. You don't know anything about me.

>>75555224
>while fake RC is annoying he is at least entertaining
Okay well let's not go too far

>>75555224
Trip on RC

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75555232
>this damage control
Either A. Everything is true and you are pathetic or B. You make up fantasy tales to anonymous "underage virgin NEETS" on the internet and are pathetic. Seems about right.

>>75555240
Before he BTFO his narrative he was tolerable and in comparison to this other piece of shit he's entertaining.

>>75555248
kek fair cop, I'll take that

Ignore all impostors.

Also, I scored 12/9 tips last week.

>>75555253
I noticed that RC stopped posting itt after I made this post >>75555144 and some new anon started autistically screeching at me. That, plus the fact that this >>75555259 guy posted 60 seconds after you did makes me think that you are rc who can't tip who is destroying his spirit

Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and here is my resume:

-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-completely unable to change the buoyancy or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans

>>75555275
I love how this guy turns up literally a minute after I post for the first time in an /afl/ thread

75555269
>he thinks everyone is RC
Kek you are as bad as him/me/them

>>75555284
Just reminding my fans who the king is, imposteur.

>>75555293
>imposteur
aah, now that would be !hkhb/w9wcc, old chap

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>>75555069
sup nigga

>>75555018
>when you're so good it looks like the umpires are favouring you

W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D

In all seriousness just give the premiership back down the highway now.

Go for the septs boys. I believe in you all.

>>75555340
Fuck meant
>>75555025

>>75555345
ok

>>75555269
Reminder that I never post without donning the trip.

Also I don't like you much, but I at least respect you for having the integrity to also dare to don the trip. The people having a go at you are just cowards.

alright lads going for the septs. Should I get some falt lamb when im at the bottle o not feeling like a six pack to myself

Walla walla walla walla ooga booga booga booga boo

>>75555417
Isn't fat lamb like 9%? That like a sixer in 1 bottle m8

Iggles desu

>>75549362

we have professional netballers train at the uni i work at, they are extremely impressive in real life, like giant amazon wonder women

What's for dinner lads?

Missus is out so I ordered a meat lovers

>all these iggs posters coming out the woodwork because this round they have a home game against a weaker opposition.
PRAYING Freo beat the soft cunt Iggs

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Norf CAN'T >Norf it again r-right?

>>75555471
reminder that /iggs/ run /afl/ and /afl/ runs /sp/

>>75555469
My missus just served up what can only be described as the worst meal I've ever eaten.
Told her she needs to lift or she'll be dropped next week.

>>75555472
>backing +1.5 instead of win.
Kilda yourself

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Who hoping for some /bigjoeylove/ on the weekend here?

Look to see him give Hibberd a few cuddles and take the fire out of him early.

who hoping for /fakercfucksoff/ right fucking now?

>>75555472
>Collingwood +25.5
Doesn't matter what your other bets are, you're going to lose this leg.

>4 day break
>Against 60+ point scoring fourth quarter Cats
Collingwood could have a 30 point lead going into the final quarter and you'll still fail.

>>75555493
Daniher has some Deliverance country boy gay vibes in his /joeylove/

Pretty scary desu

Fuck the bulldogs

I literally could not care less for tonight's game.

dees

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Lads

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>>75555508
I'm getting vibes that you wouldn't mind a bit of a reacharound from him desu.

>>75555502
Pies are lotto, they've got a decent record against Geelong at the very least, and there's no doubt they're fucked but if Geelong quit bombing into 50 it might stand a chance. Well if worst comes to worst I can cash out since it's one of the later matches.

Joe Daniher is shit

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W E S T C O A S T E A G L E S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc

Would you?

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>>75555554
Nice try.

>>75555562

>>75555555 close enough

>>75555554
>off by 1
Fug

Met a qt Aussie girl on Omegle 6 months ago and we've been talking every day since

What are some fun things to do around the Brisbane area? I want to fly down and meet her.

>>75555596
Jump back on the plane and go to either sydney or perth.

brisbane a shithole and gold coast isn't much better.

Joe Daniher is still shit

>>75555596
>Brisbane
Die? At least that's what the weather there will make you want to do.

>>75555609
>Sydney
Over rated. Nice waterfront but had to sell my apartment there last year.
>Perth
Yeah, swamp city is just amazing.

http://perth.cra
cker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/teenage-gothic-fantasy-aussie-real-photos/42980363

>she has a school uniform

lads

>>75555642
Post a picture here. Not visiting some cracker website.

RC just can't stop dropping truthbombs

75555641
*yawn*

>>75555655
Trip on worthless faggot

>>75555655
When's he dropping his elite "tip" for tonight's game?

>tfw wanna move to melb or SA and be one of those autists who goes and watches the footy every week and gets on the piss and punches a fan after their team loses

>75555641
can't sell something you never owned, or lived in, or even seen.

>>75555666
>wanna move to melb or SA
>punches a fan after their team loses
>>>/port/

>>75555663
check my twitterfeed later

>>75555642
might have to pull the bike out of the shed lads

>>75555642
>$300 for a half hour
dreaming.

>>75555708
was thinking the same thing.
get an hour for $180 at the better brothels near me. better looking birds too.

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Phone dialled an emergency number while it was in my pocket today lads. The emergency call screen didn't even have a bloody hang up button so I switched off the phone but just before I did I heard someone say "Hello do you need Police or Fire brigade?" except the moment that happened my phone turned off.

They're not gonna trace me, my browsing history or anything for not answering right? Can't have this cunt >>75555642 on my record

>>75555724
They're required to send a cop car to your location when you make a call.

Your twitterfeed is full of misinformation.

Refer to my tips instead. I scored 12 last week.

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>check my /pol/tard feed later

>>75554814
>salty
>>75554821
>shook
>>75554843
>SHOOK as fuck

why are there so many wiggas and phoneposters on /sp/ these days?

>>75555642
I'd rather go after

FemaleEscorts/rachel-19-yo-aussie-sweet-heart-fuller-figure-massive-e-cup-tits/16429863

>>75555720
Triggers the fuck out of me that these sluts think they can charge out the ass just for being """18""".

>>75555724
Nah lad you'll be fine.

>>75555642
>Teenage with uniform
>>75555741
>19 years old

How old are they really?

Can't go to the game tonight. Absolutely spewing tbqh

>>75555642
>>75555741
>not getting tranny escorts
weak hahaha

>>75552675
This, I never seen anyone's career take a bigger nosedive

>>75555749
Add at least 3-5 years. That being said there was a girl who used to do promo work at a nightclub my mate works at who was legit 21 French beauty and did whoring on the side for more cash

>>75555763
Got the big bucks at the pies. Carried them to a grand final. All in all it was a pretty good run.

>>75555741
That's an ad for the brothel in O'Connor kek

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>>75555741

>>75555778
Might have to ride the bike there.

>want to go to brothel tonight and fuck ginger again
>if i do itll be the third time this month
>will probably turn from a bad habit into a full blown dependency
what's wrong with me

>>75555792
take a whole bottle of sleeping pills, will fix you right up m8.

>>75555792
>Liking a girl with an amputated foot
Save yourself some money and download some stuff from Kate's Playground.

Am I the only person in this poomunity that doesn't pay people to have sex with me?

>>75555816

does she really have a pegleg? fucking gross lol

What's the point of trying to communicate if less than an hour ago you admitted to being a liar and fraud? Do you want people to play along with your larp or some shit?

>>75555840
Full blown mental illness IMO. Get paid the diability bux to larp all day on this site. Would be sad if it was anyone other than the oxygen thief.

>Faggot Erin is the prossie fag off /cric/

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The lack of self-awareness with this bloke is off the charts

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>>75555918
>tfw part of the 1%
He lives in his own room not the basement duhh

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>>75555918
>This THING is passing judgement on people.
Upper shelf kek

australia

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>mfw ordered pizza and chips, ate the lot, get reminded of straffo's existence and worry about becoming morbidly obese

>>75555928
>>75555942
? He looks decent enough. His face in the first picture needs some animation to it, but in the second picture he's fine.

>>75552641

Cooney


Nah Cotchin still worse

>>75556029
t. Straffo

I hope there's a big fucking fight tonight

>>75555778
>>75555791

Fucking christ I live around the corner from this place. Never thought I'd find it being discussed on 4chan.

Tip is up.

>>75556055
how is it?

>>75556055
You'd be surprised how many brothels are popping up in places you wouldn't expect hey in and around bibra lake and cockburn with the industrial areas and what not.

>>75552641
Priddis

>>75552641
t. Someone who started watching the game after 2012

>>75556089

Only went in the once, was with a mate. We only went in for a peek of the lineup and it was all asians. They were cute. I caught a bit of a nip slip. This was years ago

What's funny is I've thought many times of riding my bike there on my own like that other bloke said

Oh shit the footy's starting nigga

>>75556108
I checked out some reviews and the website is predominately asians (thanks to the 457 Visa rort) a few reviews say there are some hot Africans and there's like 4 Australians on tonight kek.

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>>75554693
Embarrassing crow scum. Your 5-0 is no more better than /our/ 5-0

>mfw completely forgot to go to the bottle o to pick up the grog

>>75556108
>it was all asians
So Chinese triad slaves.

That reminds me, the Matroesjka tv series was awesome.

>>75556119
>implying prostitution is unskilled work

>>75556133
Never said it wasn't but declaring yourself a skilled massage therapist just to come in and sucky sucky is dodgy as fuck and deprives true blues in waiting of an actual job

I need an African Queen to raise basketball babies with

Holy fucking kek this tard

>BT mumbling about his mic
>Coin gets stuck in the wheelchair
Friday night footy is bananas

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>"I got a great idea lets get a cunt with cerebal palsy who struggles with fine motor skills to toss the coin...under their own fucking wheelchair"

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>be Callan Ward
>feel like a traitor as you shake your hero's hand
>awkwardly stand around for 2+ minutes while a retard tries to flip a coin
>remember that you're currently in Canberra

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>west choke
LMAO

Stick a fork in the dogs lads

How big a bag is Grand Final Superstar Tom Boyd going to kick on his old team?

>Steve J
JUST

>>75556183
Brown is the most annoying cunt in footy. His pseudo Aussie bogan persona is such obvious fake bullshit. His career was built on being in the right place at the right time for the Lions flags and then being the only decent player in shitheap Lions sides.

Carey is a literal child

>>75552564
Mcc is the worst when Melbourne are playing. The amount of private school fags who are trying to hide their flaming homosexuality by 'supporting' the shittest team in the comp is beyond comparison

75556085

>literally tips both teams

>>75556209
holy fuck LMAO
seething shitgle cuckporter LMAO
didn't take long
KEK

>>75556209
Good post

>soft cunt

>>75556209
"Ok"

>>75556228
Why'd you delete the post, mate?

>>75556209

While I agree about the voice thing, listening to him talk is fucking tiring, but he actually has a pretty keen insight about footy related matters. Not the typical meathead forward they fill up the boundary commentary team with

>>75556256
cause it was bullshit fake news

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>Dogs getting called for a throw

>>75556193
Dogs are going to win this game at least. Put the house on them.

Giants are cooked and have lost their entire bench.

>soft cunt

Ate way too much lads
Might chun it out

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>>75556220

fucking hell, what a joke

>>75556356
What makes perfect sense though?

>>75555609
> perth better than brisbane
hahaha fuck off
brisbane's pretty middle of the road but at least it isn'f fucking perth

>>75556356
Hahahahaha

I love rc I really do

>>75555596

Just have drinks on a place that has a deck near the water then go for a walk down the beach at night and fuck her in the sand dunes

>>75556356
>HURRR WHAT A JOEG Dx Dx
You do realize this could still be an incorrect prediction right? I'm not willing to go hard against the dogs because of Gil's agenda. Just trying to keep my client's money safe you fucking retard.

>>75556356
>Calls himself tip god
>One team will win, but don't bet on it, bet on the other team
fuggin pafetik, bet it took the retard all week to come up with a way to hedge his bets and not get bullied for "it was a test" bullshit.

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>Conspiracy Check
*yawn*

wants to poz rc's neg hole lads

makes perfect sense to me that reality cunt chooses to imagine the afl is rigging matches

he can't comprehend the uncertainty of sports, it makes him too fearful; saying mclachlan is behind everything allows him to always feel that he's right about match results and remove the unknowns in the afl which is what makes it exciting for normal people

>>75556411
>Who will win the 100m sprint?
>Probably Usain Bolt, but I wouldn't bet on it.
>Instead bet on Jamaican_Runner#2 +3 seconds

zomg, what a shit tipper! Doesn't even put his money on who he said would win.

ugh, he replied to me, gross.

75556405

But you didn't tell your """clients""" to put money on it did you? So it was another """test""" wasn't it?

>>75556434
truth bomb
>>75556438
trip on fake RC

>>75556438
>food analogies

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Wenger out lads

>>75556477
kek

>>75556477
LOL cheeky cunt

>>75556442
Not sure which way Gil wants to force the narrative. The best option is that it will be Giants in a "close" one. Much better odds and much safer than backing Giants at 1.35 or whatever they were.

Good vomit lads, definitely ate way too much

Might give it another go once I get some water in my stomach, was hurling very dry large chunks

>>75556487
>>75556488
XD

You're the kind of faggots who like the bookie memes on facebook.

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>Bitchality Cuck unable to discern the direction of a narrative
Pottery.

@75556489
>>75556498
Couldn't even wait longer than 9 seconds between posts to shitpost with your trip off hey fake RC?

>>75556494

soft cunt can't handle his /straffpills/

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>he's still trying to force his aborted 'afl narrative' narrative

straff is dropping truthies atm

>>75556545
wait for him to change your words and add XD at the end, that'll really show you right.
Predictable.
Sad.
ABORTED.

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>>75556356

>>75556545
What's this narrative talk all about?

>>75556356
You realise Bulldogs +25.5 is a handicap bet and not actually necessarily picking a Bulldogs win, right?

>>75556555
like you show me with your buzzwords and "poetry" right?

>He still thinks only one person hates him
fuggin pafetik

AHAHAHAHAHA HE HAS LITERALLY DONE IT AGAIN

CAN'T
TIP
WHO
IS
DESTROYING
HIS
SPIRIT

>>75555233
kek
>fuck that boong is good at footy tho

>Says the game is too close to tip
>It's a draw
Literally a god.

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>He's tilting at windmills again

Imagine being dumb enough to literally announce what makes you seethe lmao

>phoneposting

75556586
*yawn*

>>75556581

>Aacktually

kys freshcunt

watching the footy at spotless looks comfy as fuck

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>>75556629
I know right.
>this triggers the sperg

>>75556638
>spotless

>>75556638
That's the UNSW oval in Canberra lad

>>75555928
that button stretching to the fucking limit

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>>75556679
>UNSW
>Canberra

>>75556692
>Not having your state university in the capital

>>75556213
sums up most footy boys i reckon - just thinking with his cock and an arrogant cunt. A mate of mine is just like him, loves his footy club but would try to steal ya misso from ya

>>75556679

oh I know, it was just a test

CAN'T TIP SPORTS
CAN'T TIP COWS
CAN'T TIP WHO STOLE HIS MUSLIM SPOUSE

>>75556376
hey mate fuck you
t. a bloke who rode dat sweet mining wave, cunt.

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>>75556724
10/10

Can someone give me a quick rundown of this RC cunt? this is my first time on these threads.

To prove im aussie and love footy im drinking hahn super dry smoking benson n hedges and i hate panjeet at the BP up the road.

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>>75556724
KEK
Easy to steal when you can just deflate her and roll her up.

>>75556756
Guy who does some footytipping. Bunch of autists can't handle his accuracy.

>>75556770
This

>>75556770
Trip on

>>75556770
is he actually a good tipper?

>>75556756
Tripcunt who invented a narrative about his "great" """life""" as a semi-pro sportsman who made millions and escaped to Indonesia to avoid tax-related charges, where he banged Muzzies until he came back to Australia to continue his tipping "ability" as a Twitter "media personality"
Bitchality Cuck literally gets every tip wrong but blames umpball, rigging and "muh wrong tip was just a test" for his failures.
In reality, Bitchality Cuck is legit in his mid to late thirties and he's a dirty wog

>>75556777
Trips confirm

>pizza is 15 minutes late
Fucking dropped.

I didn't think it was possible to come across more smug than Damien Barrett but then Sam McClure arrived

>>75556786
yeah i saw that shitpost above
whats his twitter? any pics of what this cunt looks like?

>>75556756
>>75556786
He also fucked up his own story being too dumb to check the extradition laws of the country he was "fleeing" too. But in reality his mum just refused to pay for his gook proxy anymore.

>>75556784
Impossibly bad.

ling dribbles so much shit

>>75556799
>not watching THE LAB on fox footy

>>75556809
Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>75556819
>not watching SBS softcore euro movies
Get out.

>>75556833
Sorry mate I only watch The Project

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>be above average player
>be literate enough
>retire
>get given a high-paying job for life by AFL

see Lake, Dal Santo, Barry Hall, Nick Maxwell, Matthew Richardson

IT'S NOT FAIR WHY WAS I SO SHIT AT FOOTY

>>75556842
Even memeing about watching The Project means you deserve to kys

Forcing a kid to say good things about Wayne Carey is just plain wrong. Fuck I hate the McLachlans.

>>75556856
Nah i think they're employed by Channel 7 or fox footy or some shit. I dunno if they're actually employed by afl

>>75556856
Half of those will get pushed out when more people retire.

Only really see Ling and Richo lasting out of that lot.

>>75556867
I got king hit by a guy in a bintang singlet now i cant stop watching the project

>>75556856
I think Dal would be a much better special comments guy than most of the brainless fucks they employ

>>75556901
probably

boundary-commentator is retard-tier

>>75556901
Sorry, Nicky, but the commentary box is big dicks only.

daisy pearce is the best boundary rider in the league

debate me shitlords

Sandy Roberts is the patrician choice of all commentators lads

>>75556944
sandy is fucking senile m8 he's lucky if he even knows half the players

Imagine supporting artificial sides like the Giants and the Eagles.

>>75556970
>>75556970
eagles have a history and belong in the AFL
Giants don't. It'll be like the Loins all over again

>>75556878
Ling is a meme though
Richo is garbage

>>75556955
simple reply from a simple mind

>>75556987
What WAFL club is their base?

The Crows are manufactured. Port have the Port Adelaide magpies.

Eagles: ???
Dockers: ???

>>75556955

Sandy was raw dogging weather girls when you were just a tadpole in your uncle's anus.

>>75556878
they are both utter shit, terrible opinion

Eddie is unironically the best commentator.

>>75556970
i am unironically an eagles supporter.

>>75557001
FANTASTIC post

>>75557003
This, they're both dumb cunts

>>75557001
eagles are artificial
freo literally came from east freo and south wanting to combine a team into the afl

>>75557001
Eagles WAFL affiliate is East Perth

>>75557019
Yes, that affiliation only started like two years ago.

>>75557001
The entire state of WA football

>>75557019
>affiliate

KEK, iggshits

>>75557019
So they should be the East Perth Eagles? East Coast Eagles?

>>75557027
whats the point of having an affiliation when you have a 30 year old club? If you actually live in Perth you'd fucken hear about the eagles, literally no cunt cares about WAFL anyways

>>75557038
t. started watching footy in 2006

underagebanned

>>75557038
You said they had a history. Now it seems they were made up just to join the AFL. Sad.

>>75557047

Many such cases!

No history, nothing club

>>75557038
I do live in Perth.
Eagles are an artificial team

Anyone want to hear some stories about some of the 2006 Eagles premiership players?

>>75557061
TERRIFIC post

>>75557071
>premiership
T A I N T E D

>>75557038
>iterally no cunt cares about WAFL anyways
Then why do they play it on 7 every fucking weekend and delay AFL games that aren't even in Perth for it?
Give it up mate.

>>75557087
yeaaaaa but we still got it lol

>>75557071
Ooh, as long as they're safe for children to hear!

>>75557071
didn't some cunt from that team (no, not Cousins) just get arrested for armed robbery?