This is the official bears draft thread all other teams stay out.
>TRUBISKY
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Im gonna fucking kill myself
JUST
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>burrs
comedy gold
THE BEARS ARE FUCKING RETARDED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>trading up for that cuck
the STATE of the Burrs
literally trading 3 picks for the next cade mcnown
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHHA
OH MY GOD
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA
THE FUCKING BEARS
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAH
HAHAHA
HHAHAHAHAHAH
oh god
oh god
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>da burrs
>>75543219
>TRADE OFF 3 PICKS, TWO OF WHICH ARE FOR THIS DRAFT, TO MOVE UP 1 FUCKING SPOT. LIKE JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
FUCKING BURRS
>>75543832
Did he died?
Jay Cuntler finally got his revenge. His departure ruined the franchise for another 10 years.
>>75543868
This is the worst gm I have ever seen.
Has that fucking
>I'm smarter then everyone so I'm gonna do stupid shit and pretend I am 2deep4u
Smugness
>>75543983
The body was never found
WHY DID THEY SIGN GLENNON
WHY DID THEY TRADE UP
WHY TRUBSCOOTER
>mfw burrsfags
>>75543219
What was the fucking point? We could have drafted Adams at 3, then drafted Chad Kelly, arguably the better qb, in round 3 or 4.
FUCK RYAN PACE
>giving away drafts for bust meme qbs
interesting strategy kids
OP on suicide watch
WHACK FOR MY DADDY O IT'S TRUBISKY IN THE JAR O
UNC grad here. I hope he pans out.
>had promising draft last year
>fuck it up massively
to think i actually had hope
>sign a free agent for 15 mill per season
>ruin your draft to move 1 spot for a literal who qb anyway
What kind of drugs are circulating in Halas hall
>SHITCONGO
>>75543219
Ryan Pace has officially lost his fucking mind!
You gave up 3 fucking picks for a questionable qb?!
Verified.
Being a bears fan is suffering.
BLAZOONGA
>draft mitchy teblinsky
>tank this year
>get high draft picks, build a team around him
>Treblinsky turns out to be pretty decent
>?????
>profit
It's like they want to fail
>>75544659
Why is that part of the toiled C shaped in the USA instead of O shaped like the rest of the world?
>the fucking Bears in 2016+1
WOW
Chicago has a front office MORE RETARDED THAN GARPAXDORF
FUCK
FUCK THIS
FUCKING MORONS
>>75545467
That is a very weird looking toilet, I've never seen one with that shape.
>burrs
>>75546407
>not as good as the titties one
JUST
>>75543832
Wtf is that?
>>75545605
It's like Jerry Reinsdorf dared George McCaskey to have his organization to do something fucking stupid, only for George to reply, "Hold my beer."
But yeah, there's probably gonna be another purge in about a year, and then everything's goin back to square one. In the meantime, they'll still make money on exploiting on yet again, the '85 Bears.
>>75543219
*tries to contain laughter*
*puts paws over mouth*
I...can't....hold...it...PFFFFFFFAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAH
KILL YOURSELVES YOU RETARDED FAGGOTS
30 MORE YEARS OF BEING PUTRID SHIT
>>75545467
It's only in public bathrooms, I think it's so if someone forgets to flip the seat up they don't piss where people sit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
LAUGHING AT THE BEARS FOR 10 YEARS STRAIGHT ON /SP/
*draws breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>TRUBISKY
>>75545417
then why pay all that money for galbert
>>75545417
>tank this year
"tanking" is no viable NFL strategy
you must constantly build and try to be better because players aren't guarantees
>>75548791
>>75549798
>tfw we're still more relevant than the Packers despite being unquestionably worse since 2011
I know it's petty, but there is something really funny about the way that Chicago's failures are more important nationwide than Green Bay's successes. I've got nothing against Wisconsin, my mom is from there, but still it makes me chuckle sometimes.
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>>75550384
we don't need to bring attention to ourselves
that's like being part of the Jersey Shore and feeling a sense of superiority because everyone finds your shitshow lifestyle entertaining
>reminder that /sp/ made fun of the cowboys for selecting a rb with the 5th pick
>reminder that zeke ended up being one of the best players of the 1st nfc seeded
>reminder that /sp/ is always wrong
>>75550384
or maybe there's nothing to talk about seeing as the packers haven't picked yet, and the bears continue their blunders and we want to shit post as much as we can seeing as there is relevant football events happening?
>it's ANOTHER year where the bears do nothing
how can anyone defend this? it's just one after another
>>75550472
No, I'm talking about the Packers in general. You have an excellent, well-run organization, with loyal fans, but something about the lack of respect and attention your team/town gets for that makes me laugh.
Cutler's naked ass on his wife's instagram gets more attention than the Packers winning the North.
>>75550430
Settle down man, remember that your team only exists because based Halas gave you guys money and convinced the league to keep you. You exist only because of the Bears, and literally nothing you guys do can ever change that.
>>75550593
>lack of attention
>8 nationally televised games in 2017
yeh ok bud
>>75550628
>taking solace in events that happened more than 50 years ago to offset little brother syndrome and irrelevance in the current NFL
>>75550593
people are not excited by discipline and consistency
they want wild, they want the circus
who /GoPackGo/ here?
>>75550734
>to offset little brother syndrome
It's not little brother syndrome at all. It's actually the opposite, you exist because of us.
>irrelevance in the current NFL
No, the Bears and Bears fans are very relevant. We're relevant as a joke, a lot like the Cubs traditionally were for decades. This isn't really a good thing, but still, it's not irrelevant. I'm not taking solace in it, exactly, but something about the lack of respect Green Bay gets despite technically being the most successful team in league history is kind of funny.
>>75550770
Exactly. The media thrives on dysfunctional stupid shit in big media markets. Why do you think the Knicks/Lakers are always in the news in the NBA, even though neither of them are in the playoffs?
Charlton or taka McKinnley to ATL?
>>75550797
GO PACK GO
>>75544062
>Implying it's his fault front office is retarded
I told you people cutler leaving would be bad and here we go.
>>75546407
kek
I don't like takkarist
He got manhandled by Garrett bolles....
>>75549798
>bringing a literal faggot into the thread
Out.
>>75550879
>the lack of respect Green Bay gets
What in the actual fuck are you talking about? Decades of announcers slobbering all over Favre and Rodgers' knobs hasn't been enough for you? Bandwagon fans everywhere? "Just a classy organization" meme for the past 30 years?
What the fuck else do you want?
>>75551074
HEY WISCONSIN WHAT D'YA SAY
>>75543983
rumor has it he is still falling
Packersfags are classless as fuck.
>>75545467
So your dick wont touch the disgusting seat
>>75550255
Glennon is being paid to get beat up while they go 3-13 the next 2 years
hmmmmmmmm, what in the hey did hey mean by this????????????? O_o
>>75543219
What sport is this for?
>literally not even worth watching next season
can we just skip a year and fire everyone pls