Will Ovi and his team finally defeat the Crosby and get past the second round? Let's find out.
>>75541429
Ovie will never lift the cup.
tfw back-to-back champions
Doubt anyone can stop us desu.
Who /washpits/ here?
>rags
>>75541526
W E W
E
W
>>75541429
Nope.
You know it.
I know it.
We all know it.
Pens for the repeat bruhhhhh
Refpuck incoming
Caps!
Malkin for mvp
LETS GO CAPS
>>75541707
go home m8, you're drunk
https://youtu.be/ilNk0hw5URg
Go Caps!
>>75541757
Its the only way to enjoy the continuing train wreck of Washington playoff sports.
>>75541645
Ovechkin is gay
>>75541807
>le follows teams that choke girl
Nothing more ironic
The moment of reckoning for the caps begins
LET'S GO CAPS
>Pens v Caps carrying the playoffs once again
Hope for a good series, men.
>>75541845
>>75541429
why is crispy so short?
>>75541807
Nice tiddies
>>75541866
Blessed Mario's
i want both teams to lose
Top tier anthem singers desu. Fuck shitty women riffing all over the anthem.
>>75541624
Its actually so obvious the NHL is setting up a McDavid Crosby final
This is the real SCF.
>>75541429
>defeat the Malkin
Fixed.
GO CAPS
go caps
>the city of shattenkirks hairline
>Schmidt the only American player singer
Schmidt is a top lad. Hope they can hang on to him in the exp draft.
Oiler fag here.
FUCKING GO CAPS GO!!!
stick to protecting our country, captains...
WildFag here
LET'S GO CAPS!
I wonder if ovechkins anus is leaking cum or if he shit it all out before getting on the ice.
LETS GO PENS
>>75542122
Checked and kekd
>>75542122
You must be 18 to post here
Refpuck
>capitals are 1-8 against the penguins in the playoffs
>capitals are 0-3 against the penguins in the second round
sounds like they're due to me
>>75541624
>tfw my dad is always going on about a conspiracy against the caps
GO CPAS!
PENULTY
wtf Ovi?
>>75542167
Caps are owning them right now desu
prepare to suck penguin dick, craps. Get those lips nice and moist and don't plan on breathing through your mouth for a bit.
Though hornqvist was a big strong boy. Going down like a bitch as soon as he feels ovi
Series is split 1 - 1 going into Pittsburgh = Penguins series win
First two games goes to Washington = Washington series win
Screenshot this post. I'm from the future.
>>75542194
Caps also won game one of every series except for one.
>2 playoff games on at the same time
>>75542170
Why would the league conspire against the Capitals?
Ovechkin a overrated interference baby goon
>>75542167
>caps in the playoffs
m8 it is a curse
>>75542158
You're just mad it wasn't your ass.
>>75542217
If you're from the future then you would know only 1 outcome.
As much as I love Doc, he uses ''Ricochet'' WAY too much.
>>75542223
>watching any other series
This is the only interesting one senpai come on..
>>75542258
see
>>75542158 again.
>>75542227
Too many euros, Holtby and geriatric Willams being the only good Canadians on the team
Pens are the good guys.
>>75542307
you never know what's gonna happen m8
Former Blackhawks fan, now a current Penguins fan.
Did I make the right choice?
>>75542334
No.
>>75542334
>my easy-win playoff team lost round one time to jump another bandwagon
yes, faggots belong with the pens
>>75542307
This
Best series by a landslide
>>75542334
From bandwagoner to bandwagoner
>>75542313
your ass is semenless. Deal with it.
Ow that was close
>>75542334
Get out
>>75542334
I think its better to say something like i do,
Im a bruins fan but seeing as their out now i want the caps to win.
>>75542366
>faggots belong with the caps
That sounds more logical, desu
Jesus the Caps are barely trying to attack
Caps already looked gassed lmao
Who should the skins draft?
>>75542486
Crosby
>>75542486
>hand egg a shit
wrong thread faggot
>>75542486
Tebow
>>75542328
>The NHL, well known for their MAD BONER for USA hockey(especially southern USA), would intentionally conspire against one of their American franchises for the benefit of good 'ol Canada and because racism??
Your dad sounds like he belongs on 4chan.
Missed high stick catching oshie. But the caps are just goons thats why their penulty differential is so poor.
Doc is on fire with the one-liners
Lmao based Doc calling out the cuckitals
>niskanen being paid 5.75mil
>orpik at 5.5mil
>11.25mil between the two
kek
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
>>75542588
That was a politics joke you dip.
Even Joe B is more neutral than Doc when calling Caps Pens games.
>>75542595
Fucking embarrassing
>>75542595
Nisky is their most consistent d-man
Just got home from work lads, tuning in late. HYPED FOR THIS SERIES.
BACKSTROM GONNA DO BIG THINGS
>>75542630
2
COOL
4
SKOOL
>>75542630
yeah he gon be sucking dat BIG CROSGOD DICK
Malkin is on a mission. Expect big things from him this series.
>offside again
that fucken blue line man, everytime
Former penguins fan here, it's hilarious to watch them crash and burn
But seriously we can't let them get their hands on the nuclear codes
>>75542630
>BACKSTROM GONNA DO BIG THINGS
he seems promising, I think he will be a good player someday
>pierre cant make it one period without mentioning Letang in game he isnt playing in
>when talking to the other coach no less
tfw caps fan living in pgh
So caps, thinking about shooting the puck soon? Fucking faggots lol.
>>75542630
You could drop him and those shades right in the middle of the 80's and none would be the wiser.
>>75542715
At least he didn't mention Letang's junior career or his junior teammate, Luc Bourdon or how teams went to Val d'Or to scout Bourdon and the Penguins came away preferring Letang
>>75542836
RIP
>no call on the trip
refpuck confirmed
>>75542595
It gets even better when the Pens are paying right around 11.5mil between Letang, Cole, Shultz, and Dumoulin.
Over under 1.5 how many penulties do the pens get called for this series?
Im gonna go with under
>>75542866
>>75542595
So if the caps dont win this year honestly what do they do? Just blow it up?
>>75542595
Niskanen is worth it but Orpik is a disgrace
>>75542726
>Steelers, Caps, Orioles fan
fight me
> 2 fucking a.m
>>75542865
Eat penguin shit.
>>75542905
exact same t b h
i'd like the pirates more if their announcers were anywhere near as good as the o's
>>75542898
>Pens will play disciplined hockey
Good call.
>>75542932
no u
Oh fuck I really thought it went in
T.J CHOKIE
JAKE THE SNAKE
YOU CAN'T BEAT US CRAPS
I thought that shit was in.
I don't know why I keep thinking this is in Pittsburgh
Oh shit aht are you doing
Literal refpuck going on here
>>75542944
neat
I don't mind the Pirates, been to Pitt a few times and their stadium looks decent
C U C K E D
No fucking way, he even saves it with his leg when it lands
>>75542467
ovetchkin tanking on purpose so he can go to skoda cup
>>75543040
Fans there about about 1/4 Penguins
The dreaded Double-goalie strikes.
i hope vegas takes guentzel
>>75543051
It never went in you blind fuck
>Guentzel is now a goaltender too
Refpuck all over the place
>>75543148
kek he's not eligible
Is Roy Rogers good?
>>75543183
[spoiler] oh :3 [/spoiler]
>he lobs one
what does he mean by
>one
Great hustle by Schmidt to create that icing. Love the way he plays.
I hate the icing rules.
>>75543155
not talking about that, about the ''missed'' calls.
>>75543343
>>75543273
As in "he lobs one down the ice"?
>>75543289
Trotz has to bench Orpik if Alzner gets healthy. If he benches Schmidt again Im done with Trotz.
>>75543273
he is referring to "it"
>>75543318
That last one was bogus
Pens actually suck there such a meme team
>pens holding the puck for the last 20 seconds
SHOOK
Jesus Christ the refpuck is awful. I fucking hate shittsburg
>>75543381
>>75543390
yeah it just sounds weird as a non native english speaker
>>75542269
Multiverse theory, fagget
>>75543468
>>75543424
Guess he should have got to the puck first
Let's just get this out of the way.
>>75543384
Absolutely agree. The only reason orpik has remained on this lineup so far is because of the money he's getting paid. No one in the organization wants to admit he is a complete fucking bust
>>75543520
Remember, Doc has a PhD in speech
>>75543637
is that joe thorton?
>>75543273
typically a pass or an outlet
as in "he lobs a pass" or "he lobs an outlet" if you want a literal translation
it's sportscaster argot
>>75543517
They hate you too.
>>75543537
>Multiverse theory
Nice pseudoxcience
>wash actively diving for calls
>TJ american zero Oshie getting away with 20 hooks
>OV literally invisible
How is this team so good in the regular season anons?
>>75543643
Orpik actually had a pretty good season
Signs point to it being because he was paired with Schmidt a lot...
>>75543520
Emrick likes to do his play by play as one long thought so there are multiple passes/shots happening in the same sentence. He lobs one, fires one, knifes one and a waffleboards one.
>>75543148
if every team loses a player, that's 30 players. What happens to the 10 guys that don't make the team? Minor leagues?
>>75543537
If you're from an alternate universe, then your prediction is moot.
Checkmate
>>75542900
I honestly have no idea. Orpik would be a priority that contract needs to go. You think they'd entertain the idea of moving Backstrom? His value is probably as high as it will ever be right now. They'd free up a good chunk of cap and get a nice return for him.
>>75543731
Because your first two statements are false
Imagine the inferiority complex these loser Capitals must have against the Penguins. I bet they are literally shitting their pants in fear and anger right now at the inevitable choke against their northern big brother.
>>75543731
>Ovi invisible
He only created the best scoring chance of the game but ok
>>75543825
You can't get a return for a broken heart
>>75543825
I gotta think Ted would intervene on that one
Who /not in the playoffs/ here?
Detroit reporting in. Go Caps
>>75543897
Thanks for the cup
>>75543856
This is correct
>>75543825
Really shouldnt move backstrom, hes on a great deal for a player of his calibre for a while. Orpik and Johansson should be moved. Dont resign Alzner, Williams, Connolly or Eller. Try to get a decent contract to Oshie, promote Bowey and Vrana. Its all they really can do.
The team would be be bubble at best if they traded Backstrom, even with the return hed get.
>>75543897
Bruins here,
Glad we at least made the playoffs after the first half of the season.....
>>75543763
makes sense. I think
>>75543954
Back at you, dude
Skaters should fall in their goal and just sit there for a while more often. Saves the goalie some work.
this game is less exciting than i thought it'd be...
kek the >rags almost threw it in their own goal
>>75544024
Same.
Not sure Cassidy is truly the answer behind the bench but we'll see.
>>75544119
It's a fuckton more exciting than what your CantPucks are doing right now.
>>75544119
t. cellar dweller
any youtube streams?
>>75543767
>inplying Vegas won't simply flip the good players for picks and start tanking in their 1st season
>>75544181
post more puck sluts pls
>>75544202
eh, shots are 6-4 after 1
in the sens/rags game, it was shots 21-13
3 times as exciting
>>75544181
>fetal alcohol syndrome face
>>75544230
https://youtu.be/ilNk0hw5URg
Pens dusted the rust off of having a week off that 1st period. Gonna turn in on in the 2nd.
>>75544256
It's more exciting than any games the Canucks are playing this time of year.
>>75544271
>Implying you wouldnt
>>75544288
god bless you man
>>75544245
McPhee never gets value in trades though. See his last trade as Caps GM before getting canned: You guessed it, Forsberg for Erat.
Does anyone really think Vegas is going to be a successful franchise?
>>75544253
Ok.
>>75544005
Eller has another year and Connolly could be a great deal. Oshie is probably going to get offers the caps can't match.
Did Oshie break through some plateau this year or just get pretty lucky? He shot at a really high percentage I think. Somebody's going to overpay.
>>75544310
not really
>>75544230
Here:
>>75541803
easy
>>75541429
12 SECONDS IN. SID THE FUCKING KID.
SCAAAAARRRR GODSBY
GOATSY SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
LMFAO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75542900
A lot of teams probably want TJ Oshie. I really want the Habs to sign him.
LITTERALY GOAT
I JUST CREAMED
IT STARTS WITH ONE
Uhhhh cuckitals? :^)
Well that was pretty awful
>>75544356
I don't have much in Caps/Pens flavor unfortunately.
lmao caps wtf was that
>>75544444
ayyyyyyyy
Can't even play D for 30 seconds. You can't give crosby that kind of space
D I S G U S T I N G
HOLY FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME
SO EASY
>>75544453
>>75544461
>>75544463
>>75544468
SID THE FUCKING KID. 1:04
GOOOOODDDSSSBBBBBYYYYYYYY
>>75544444
Pents an dubs checked
>craps
>>75544461
I'd rather the Habs went after Tavares desu
God damn sounded like Docs voice echoed on that one
AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
I
CAN'T
BREATHE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA
LITERALLY
DYING
>>75544461
I honestly really like Oshie and I'm a pens fan. He's a player
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHA
FUCKIN! WEEEEEEEEW!
And so it begins
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
Holy shit, Crosby
MY PENIS CANNOT TAKE THIS
>There's something called history
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahah cuckitals throwing it already.
Washingtons suicide prevention lines are all busy.
Wait did Sid net both of those? I was too busy cutting cheese to eat with my crackers
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
goat
>>75544495
They just did it twice...
LMFAO IS THIS REAL
Fuck I hate the Penguins.
MEME TEME
is Sigmund Crosby the best hockey player?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>craps
>>75544607
>tfw you will never have a puckslut
why live?
>>75544625
Going to be top 5 of all time desu
ovi to ihwc
>Crapitals choke begins
Wtf is wrong with the capitals this period?
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
Rinrin laughs at your suffering.
>>75544654
what about Luc Robataille
my brother liked him
>>75544654
gretzky,lemieux,crosby
who else?
This is what happens when the refs don't do fair face offs and let Crosby swipe at the puck 100 times before the puck leaves his hands.
Hello darkness my old friend.....
>>75544742
Jagr
>>75544742
Guentzel, Murray
that up close and personal camera angle on Pierre
>>75544742
Jagr
Avery
if the caps come back from this they win the series
this building is silent.
>>75544742
[Spoiler]Malkin[/spoiler]
>>75544647
Sometimes I wonder.
Holy fuck all the shot fanning
>>75544742
Patrick Roy
Dominik Hasek
>>75544751
>"waaaaaaahhhhhhh I'm upppppssssseeeetttttttt!!!"
>>75544851
>hasek top 5
>go to get some lunch
>come back is 2-0
could the caps choke any harder?
OV is past his prime lmao
jumping in from ott/ny during intermission
what's good lads
>>75544892
Get the fuck out of here
lmaoooooooooooooo
>>75544892
>what's good lads
weed
why malkin looks like bully
Pittsburgh plays so flashy..honestly it's bad manners
>>75544892
hope the sens win pal
Shooooooook
>>75544918
it's funny how the russians can rig a presidential election but not a conference semi-final
>>75544954
thanks friend
Caps seriously overpassing
Didn't in tell all the people who called the jackets shit in the playoffs that the penguins are just better than every team in hockey, there is a reason they beat them, even if they got lucky goal tending by fluery
*blocks your goalie*
For Fuck's Sakes can our city catch a break how many times do we have to flirt with being the best teams and flopping
>>75544951
>The entertainment is too entertaining
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
>>75545008
This does seem to be their main problem. Hope they keep it up.
>>75545008
They started the same way with Toronto, and it worked about as well as it has tonight
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=helpless+crosby+stills+nash+and+young
Jesus this is sad, I really feel for you caps fans. They pens are so far in their head it hurts. You can see them fanning shots, overcompensating, gripping those sticks tight lads. Sad!
>>75544852
>"b-b-b-bu- my team!? Its losing!? No.. I can't be wrong... there must be something wrong with the world!"
>>75544993
Fuck off
>craps
is yzerman top 5 all time?
>>75545020
Absolutely this
>>75545072
Excuse me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mJzrFdSAUA
>>75545023
>caps
>ever being close to being the best team
pick 1
Does anyone else get the feeling Orpik doesnt care when its against the Pens? He looks listless like hed rather his old team won.
>>75545112
No, maybe top 10
Anyone who hoped this was the Caps year is gonna be disappointed. Fucking Pens.
Also, I have a ton of hot Wildfan puckbunnies. it's ridiculous how any there are.
>>75545112
How does Lidstrom rank among Orr, Bourque and Coffey?
>>75545218
post em
>>75545143
He always shit the bed with us in the playoffs. It's only fitting he does it against us.
>>75545218
>her shirt says state of hockey
>the stan lee cup doesnt say Minnisota
Explain this.
>>75545228
He's Coffey level, werenski is Orr level, karlsson is bourqye tier
>>75545228
Better than Coffey. Orr is debatable. But nobody could hold a blue line together like Lidstrom imo
>>75545280
because of the pens lol.
>>75545143
He's always shit the bed, so his niskanen. Props for picking up those two pylons from us though, craps.
>>75545112
if you do it by points he's 7th
gretzky
jagr
messier
howe
francis
dionne
yzerman
>>75545218
post'em up son i need a fapp
...Did they just advertise a toilet by implying shit splatter?
WHY DOES THIS TEAM HAVE TO FUCKING SUCK SO BAD
FUCK
>>75545257
Don't wanna blow through em too fast. There's still weeks of playoffs left.
Is Crosby a Sweden babby?
>>75545218
>hot
plz if she didn't put all that effort into having big hair all you'd see is her man-face
>>75545112
Among forwards? Absolutely. Among all players? That's a different story. Def top 10 tho. Perfect two-way forward and one of the best captains the league has ever seen.
>>75545332
ORR could hold a team together just like werenski did this year
>>75545404
Ok.
>>75545345
didnt realise jag had that many points
but, he played forever
>>75545352
IT'S MEME
>ov literally invisible
Why did craps fans think it was gonna be different?
>>75545345
>doing it by points
>no Lemieux in the list of names you posted
And now you can see why doing it by points is completely retarded.
Do the Caps just have a confidence problem?
so do you guys actually enjoy this type of match up for the 2nd round?
>>75545133
You are a fricken loser. Can you not even do research???
<2017
<Cant even do reseacrh and isnt smart.
LOL
>>75545408
Also way better leader and not a totally shit GM like Sakic
>>75545373
>going game 6 with the laffs
>expecting to beat sid and the memeguinos
>>75545484
>just
No. But I think it's a huge part of it.
>>75545484
they have a "no-players-in-the-slot-ever" problem
wtf Caps had like 8 guys on the ice there lmao
>>75545514
Well, the real leader of the avalanche was kurri for a year and of course forsberg
>>75545472
he's 8th
>>75545492
Oh wait you think the regular season matters? hahahahahaha
>>75545522
Not only game 6, but 6 OTs
>>75545557
Say that to the Avalanche
>>75545526
she's not as cute as Coyle but still smash long as she keeps the jersey on
>>75545492
Topkek
Holy shit I can't wait to see pongs fans say how regular season matters when they miss the playoffs next year because Crosby got a fatal disease or gets polio
>>75545629
laughing SO HARD at ted from akron
Shoot at the net and go for the rebound, or pass several feet out ahead of your teammates and into the defenders?
Which do you pick /sp/? It's clear what the Caps' choice is
>>75545662
SHe has hiv
>>75545492
Is Bing better for sports? The sports panel looks a lot better than Google's
>>75545665
Losing?
>>75545664
I know Right I can't wait to see him seeth when the jackets win one less game next year
>>75545662
Wasn't this bitch a Tampa Bay fan?
>>75545676
That's an old debunked rumor.
>>75545629
Why are you so assblasted at the pongs
>>75545425
No disrespect to Bobby -- he redefined what a defenseman could be in the NHL. Maybe I've just got a soft-spot for Lidstrom, but he was as close to perfect as a player in his position could be imo. He was just as good at moving the puck and setting up the power play as he was playing the angles on defense, and he held the Wings' defense together even after all the other great defensemen had left
History keeps repeating itself
>>75545662
That fucking huge nose. How do people find her attractive?
>>75545742
Nobody was more perfect than lidstrom during those cup runs
>>75545756
Its the glasses.
>>75545736
She's a fan of whatever will give her the biggest payday. A worthless cunt if there ever was one.
>>75545756
>implying would not into sex with
>>75545793
well there's your mom
>craps getting shat on by the pens
>again
>for the 9th time
could use Bäckström, Burkakovsky and Johansson at skoda cup tbqh
hat trick
just get it over with and complete the hat trick
>>75545623
>>75545557
YOU ARE BITCHBOYS SAME FAG LOL
<2017 cant even be fans of good teams
LOL
>>75545484
ovechkin is the worst leader in professional sports
Completely unbiased Penguins fan here.
Are the capitals literally the dirtiest team in the league? Dirty fucking hits all game.
>>75545793
Nah she's a fan of teams from places she's lived
>>75545812
I'll bet you have a customized cucknuts jersey with the number 69 and the name as "your mom"
>>75545857
Didn't you ask that about the jackets?
HEEM SLEEPY
>>75545808
I'd have brown paper bag her head. That nose is such a fucking turnoff. Nice body but god damn I can't get over that nose.
is it possible that the team winning this series will come out completely battered and have the rags get an easy sweep?
>>75545840
You sound mad
Omg the choking on every shot, do these guys even play hockey?
NOT SO FAST, SHITTSBURG
>>75545857
Not even fucking close, m8. You can't be that oblivious.
>>75545844
He should NOT be captain. I agree.
>>75545893
She's really trying to be a booster for DC area teams the last year or so.
FUCVKING YES OVIE THANK YOU RUSSIAN MACHINE
OVI!!!!!!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
COMEBACK TIME
OOOOOOOOOOOVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GR8
BEAUTIFUL FUCKING SHOT
>>75545948
R
A
G
S
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>>75545952
HAHA LOL I fucked YOUR MOM BITCHBOY
CAPITALS SCORE YAY THEY ARe number !
THANK FUCK FINALLY
>>75545979
i'm a fan of these chickadees
I was thinking they needed one in the 2nd to have a chance
BEAUTIFUL HITS
BEAUTIFUL SHOT
THANK YOU JESUS
Pitts can't handle the rough stuff. Caps just went super saiyin.
>>75546016
they're actually playing pretty well
i was talking to my friends about hockey and we were talking goalies and i said "lundpads is a pads babby" and they gave me a weird look
guess he's actually good
>>75545857
>who are the boston "slew-footing" "ride pacioretty into the stanchion" bruins
That hit by Orlov was beautiful
Just tuned in
THIS FUCKING GAME
>>75546047
Me too. But i gotta be careful or some asshole will accuse me of avatarfagging rather than just trying to make a comfy thread.
NOW WE'VE GOT A HOCKEY GAME
Pens losing their cool
>6 men on the ice
>literal punch to the face
boy sure is refpuck in here tonight. only way caps can make it past the 2nd round i guess.
Oh good, the hockey game finally broke out.
>>75546123
He is good, he's just inconsistent and that's what everyone harps on him in /hoc/ for
wew
ok now this is hockey
this series gonna be good.
>it's Ottawa
Jesus, Pierre
>>75545857
Bruins
>>75546175
Not really, he sprayed the goalie thats what you get.
>>75546169
just keep posting, /hoc/ hecklers do not deserve respect
Caps crying like the bunch of faggots they are. Fucking dirty little cumslurpers.They never have and never will deserve the cup.
Pens tearing those cocksuckin rimjobs the fuck apart lol.
>>75545857
That's the Ducks by a mile and a half.
>shittsburg getting dirty as soon as they get scored on
stay classy
What the fuck can the caps play any dirtier? It's a shame for the league.
Caps finally woke up
>>75546244
A typical pens bandwagoner fan
Do not listen to this nigger
new to hockey. how come ovi never gets in fights? is he a pussy?
kek I'm a neutral fan and this game is fucking spicy
>>75546277
>being this retarded
>being this embarrassing
>>75546244
>lol.
what are you, 12?
>>75546303
mm mm mmmmm
>>75546286
Pens crosschecking Williams after he snow showered Fleury is what started that whole thing
meme game
Reminder the Pens have trailed in 8 of the 9 previous series. They have won every one of those series except one.
>>75546336
Would you just stand there while some faggot barely doesn't run into your goalie?
Wow, so Ovechkin scored in the only way he knows how. Capitals sure are makin a comeback
>>75546330
how bad is your ass hurting even though you're in the lead?
>>75546240
>Williams sprays fleury
>Better chimp out on his soft euro linemates
0 class in the rust belt confirmed
>>75546351
Tell me the pens record leading after the 2nd
>>75546428
That's all they did was chimpout when they were down in the jackets series
>>75546428
>player sprays goalie
>player gets retaliated on
>player's teammates jump in
I can tell you don't watch hockey.
>>75546307
He's too tough. No one wants to fight him
>>75546428
Oh stfu, the Capitals have been gooning it up the entire game
>>75546487
>when they were down
>like one time
You're that one butt blasted cuckjackets fan aren't you
>>75546487
All those faggots ever do because they never get called for shit.
>>75546567
Nah they were down like 4 times and chimped their way to a lead they were last in the playoffs in scoring chances against and shot against in the series
>>75546521
retaliation is fine but two guys knocking him down from behind was kind of gutless Tbh
they were both probably just trying to be the first guy to hit him
Decent game so far. Too bad the caps forgot how to play for the first few minutes of the 2nd.
Blues lady for a change of pace.
That feeling when the between-period show calls Ovechkin a respectful player
Is Milbury capable of talking about anything but hits?
>>75546631
t. Man who's team hasn't won 4 playoff games
>>75546681
He is. More so than Crosby
>>75546632
That's how it always happens in the defensive zone though. The forwards always get ganged up on in after whistle scrums because it's always 5 on 3. The defensemen can't ever join because if they do, the faceoff comes out to the neutral zone. It's part of hockey.
>>75546405
>"look ma, I'm involved in da hockey tawk!1"
>>75546653
that's a nice lady
>>75546653
MORE BLOOS BUNNES
>>75546566
>Hire manlets
>Surprised they get hit all the time
No gooning in this game but the Pens are getting away with all kinds of ticky tacky shit like usual.
>>75546711
No.
>>75546653
God tier legs
>>75546747
well now you're just being immature
Ok guys so here's the deal. I've jerked off 3 times today and I feel like in order to give the caps some strength in the 3rd period that I'm gonna have to go for one more. This ones for you caps. Go get em boys.
>>75546804
Just like the caps with all those hooking and too many men no calls
>>75546773
Ok.
>>75546804
The Capitals are just trying to compensate for their lack of talent. The Pens are, without a doubt, the more talented bunch... and the Crapigoons know that.
>>75546859
You have my bow.
>>75546743
true, that's why to a casual observer like me or the other guy you were talking to it looks kinda cowardly and dirty, but if the forward doesn't spray the goalie like an asshole then he probably wont get jumped from behind
>>75546681
>>75546859
Go for it bro. Just know I've fapped to power the pens 7 times today.
>>75546869
o my fugg she is something special
>>75546919
LONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>75546973
Thank you for your service
>>75546919
Get this niggerbooty out of here
>>75546919
literal 10
>>75546910
>You can only make big hits when you have no skill
>>75546919
>liking baboon ass
>>75546919
I'd like to eat cereal out of her asshole.
>>75547008
Agreed.
>it's a pensfag triggers the opposing fanbase by calling their players goons episode
Every time.
>>75547186
holy fkin moly hnnnnngggg
>>75547222
trips of truth
>>75547106
When a team is just wildly tossing arounder their bodies, yeah.
I mean, they're a more powerful team. Obviously they're gonna have to Crapitalize on that if they have any hope of winning.
>>75546695
>Ovi makes the big hit Milbury asks for
>Gets called for a penulty
>Milbury rips him for making a boneheaded hit and says hes a bad leader
It Ive learned anything its that the NBC crew would rip the caps even if they went 16-0 in the playoffs and that Keith Jones should be sodomized by a pack of """"Swedish"""" youths
>>75547133
jeez we get it, you're white
>>75547178
Wash it down with a nice purple drink too?
Nigger
>>75547106
Don't fall for the bait
that Karlsson goal in the rags game was unbelievable
>>75547350
Yeah, I guess?
>>75547282
I shudder imagining the no contact league you dream of.
>>75547376
That shit was crazy
>TJ Oshie is listed at 5'11"
Is this even remotely close to his real height?
>>75547376
yeah, that game is way better than this one
shots are like 40-30 right now
>>75547424
from behind the goal line off Lunkhead's head
Based fucking Danville
>>75547376
Sweden YES
>>75547492
>24 posts early
>>75547492
mods plz
>>75547492
>24 posts early
>>75547466
>more shots = better
Oh I am laffin
>>75547585
>shitty above vag tat....
no thanks
>>75547585
>tattoos
dropped
>>75547651
>75547651
they're not faggots, they're just lowtest betas, which is why they are virgins
>>75542410
Nah I've swapped teams. Why would anyone support losers?
>>75547585
is she a 12 year old boy? sure seems that way judging from those "hips"
>>75547670
I agree. I should probably just delete that photo.
>>75547725
MUCH better
>>75547722
Because your a faggy fairweather fan if you only support teams that are winning ...
>>75547463
>>75547463
>>75547463
>>75547463
get in here
>>75547781
At least wait until we hit bump limit before creating a new thread
>>75547781
Dude we ain't even at bumplimit yet. Shut up.
>>75547781
can someone make a different new thread plz this earlybird is pissing me off
>>75547651
Hips are one thing, but that's just ridiculous.
It's like, I love a nice ass... butts are great... but that doesn't mean I want an ass the size of truck.
>>75547848
>>75547587
>>75547542
>>75547571
>>75547861
>>75547865
don't turn into autists about it. just migrate after the bump limit.
>>75547861
scrumptious
>>75547781
>early thread
Ummmm no sweetie
>>75547924
>don't turn into autists
Why do you think I post on /sp/
>>75547865
This
>>75547924
'no'.
>>75547969
fair point, anon.
>>75547861
why are hockey chicks so much hotter than all other major sports here?
tom wilson is a piece of shit
>>75547990
thread wars are a good way to get threads nuked and give these early posters the attention they want.
>>75548034
Nuh uh
>>75548034
Until the mods start banning them war is the only option
>>75548030
because baseball fans are fat, and football/basketball fans are coalburners
Where those Pens bitchboys at now?
>>75547990
>>75547932
>>75547865
>>75547861
>>75547848
literally being this mad about starting a thread
now get in here you fucking faggots
get fucked Pens
>>75547463
>>75547463
>>75548331
nice non-existant subject faggot
please don't ever start a thread again