Let's laugh at the USMNT Ninja Turtles

>>75539905
>"United States Mutant Ninja Turtles Ninja Turtles"
also build wall etc etc

>>75539905
They fell for the Klinsmann meme for YEARS. It was hilarious.

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>>75539905
you guys are finally beating them? good job mexico!

imagine a country of over 100 million hispanics hopelessly devoted to a sport that they can't beat their casual neighbor at

>>75540017
>imagine a country of over 100 million hispanics

Yours?

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>>75540089
you cheeky bastard

>>75540089
Kek

>>75539998
all those friendlies

only 2 games actually mattered, the one in South Korea and columbus 2009
>>75540089
top jaj

>>75539905
>they claim to be the "Giants of Concacaf" themselves

Most of us don't even know what Concacaf is. It's strange to see how much Mexicans care about this "rivalry", it's really difficult to describe exactly how irrelevant it is in the United States.

>>75540017
>imagine a country of over 100 million hispanics

We're getting close...

>>75540089
rekt.

t.chicano

>>75540505
our media wants desperately a rivalry to our national team.
Central American teams are shit, so we chose the Usa because the US are around mexico's level, also because the political/social tension

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>>75540597
Is that Sasuke Uchiha

how the fuck are we worse than panama and costa rica, like their entire country is the size of one of our cities

>laughing at us for tying Panama
>last game against panama was 0-0

Who cares about the standings. 2 of those games were lost with that clown Klinsmeme and now that we have a proper coach who doesnt mess with player positions and knows how to organize a defense, we can expect better results.

>>75541098
The Chicago metro area is bigger than the Netherlands. Shanghai's metro area is bigger than Spain. Population doesn't really mean much.

>>75541224
>Klinsmeme
you guys were literally praising him back in 2014 and 2014

>>75539905
Soccer is gay

>>75541449
>2014
He was criticized for not bringing Donovan or a capable striker that wasnt injured and garbage like Altidore
>2015
He had us choke to dude weed islanders.

Who actually cares about soccer?

>>75541488
>>75541500
You can stop posting Demarcus. Only humans are allowed to post here, no subhuman niggers please.

>>75541539
I'm not black. NFL and NBA are trash and soccer is gay.

>>75541449
>2014 and 2014
derp, you can actually bully me with >Meehican intellectuals
>>75541491
I still don't understand why didn't Landon D. go to Brazil, surely he was better than other guys such as Davis imo

>>75541564
go away Pajeet

>>75540017
>>75540089
this was a setup

>>75541660
Soccer sucks my man

>>75539984
and he had our best WC team

>>75541660
why do Romanian girls take 4 cocks at once when they're 18 years old?

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>>75540017
>>75540089
It's over ladies and gentlemen, it's over.

>>75542198
>2014
>best
It was worse than 2006

>>75539941
if there's a wall you will pay for it kuek

>>75541660
hey im the only pajeet here, not that guy. and i doopin' love soccer!

>>75542359
They're trying to catch up to the Mexican girls who do it when they're 13.

Whos gonna play our left back. Villafana is absolute dogshit, beasley is a dying east african AIDS patient
Perhaps Greg Garza?

>>75542198
We went to the quarterfinals in 2002, and lost because of horrible refball (German player blocked a shot with his hand, it wasn't called). It's kind of funny, the US would have gone on to play South Korea in the semifinals and it's very possible that we would have made our first ever appearance in the final.

Would have gotten wrecked by Brazil though

>>75542198
>What is 2002

>>75546167
if it wasn't for Germany and their reffball, that 2002 US team could have been in semifinals, they were really strong t.b.h.

>>75546552
Yeah we had a very solid defense and really fast forwards like Donovan and Eddie Lewis, and a top tier CM John O'Brien who pulled the strings in midfield. On top of that we had our best number 9 of all time, Brian McBride. Makes sense we nearly got to finals.

Now we're stuck with fucking Bradley and Altidore. Makes sense why we're worse than mexico in the current day. To be fair, Vela and Chicarito are pretty damn good, that is one of the reasons our shit tier defense gets beaten around by Mexico every game we face you. Our defense just cant handle Mexico nowadays

>>75546867
semifinals, not finals lol

>>75546867
also, it was the worst state of our NT I can recall, we had no business playing in the finale

>>75546991
That's what you get for relying on Neverkusen players.
>you know remember Ballack choking 4 (four) finals with Neverkusen and Germany in 2002.

>>75546991
to be fair you were still top class. So a shit germany is still a very good germany

>>75546991
>>75550953
Germany legit did not deserve to advance, though. That handball should have been a straight red and a penalty. The US should have won the game, and IMO we would have easily beaten South Korea.

Imagine the impact that the US being in the World Cup final would have had on the sport here. One bad referee decision unironically dramatically damaged the appeal of soccer in the US.

>>75551101
Dude i think you're overestimating the impact of US being in the WC final. It would've been good for popularity but the damage of that decision was not that drastic. It's hard to say hypothetically

>>75551101
>Imagine the impact that the US being in the World Cup final would have had on the sport here.
you fucking hosted the WC in 1994 and you're still shit

>>75540089
HHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHA

>>75551546
Yeah but that was our first time when soccer was barely a novelty. There are a lot more people here who care these days. Hosting another world cup here in ten years and going deep into the tournament would be another big push for the sport here.

>>75551605
t. Kevin Brayatan Valdebenito Apaza

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>>75551101
dodged a bullet there lads wew

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>>75540089
>tfw only 55 other million other CHIcanos right now that live in my county

>over 125 million by 2060 :)

Can't wait until white """ppl""" are an minority

>>75552317
yea but it's not only the chicanolards, remember all those Colombians, cubans & Dominicans in florida

and Puerto Ricans in the east coast

>>75552317
Kys

>>75541488
check'd

>>75551608
>Hosting another world cup here in ten years
fuck off already mate, no more hosting

>>75541500
check'd

>>75552457
>>75552480
?

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>this triggers the Chicanolard

>mfw a Mexicartel stepped out of his shack made of cardboard where his 300 pound wife and their countless shitskinned useless children lived, and went into the garbage filled streets where he was mistaken by a drug cartel to be an informant so they kidnapped him and tortured him mercilessly for 2 weeks before decapitating him and hanging his body over a highways then sending his head to his family during little Paco's birthday party, all while the Mexipoor was illegally living in the United States tried to tell me Mexico was a great country near me.

>>75540089
my fellow American you got btfo

>>75552715
do chicanolards really gets assblasted with this guy? Lel

>>75553254
On Facebook social media they keep trying to downplay him, its pretty pathetic.
dont have problem with mexicans but chicanolards are shit lol
Every time there is a some salty ass person with a Hispanic name on social media trying to shit on US Soccer, it is a Mexican-American living in the USA. Never a mexican from mexico

>>75540089
noice

>>75553327
Welp most people here are either indifferent or don't know him at all.
I've never seen anyone hating on him, guess it must be a chicanolard thing

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>>75540089
Perfect

>>75552317
Get out of my country

>>75551672
t. pedro de la virgen santa maria madre de dios jalapeño gonzales pedro de la santisima vecindad del chavo zeta sin cabeza

>>75540089
AMERICA BTFO

>>75541500
White people

>>75555251
But you're not white

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>>75554393
>sin cabeza

>>75554393
this is probably the brst one ive ever seen

>>75554393
How will the beaners ever recover?

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>>75540089
>Insults the US for being shitty because of its Hispanics

>Hispanics: "hahahha USA BFTO!!!1"

mfw

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>>75539905
>they claim to be the "Giants of Concacaf" themselves
lies

>>75539905
>Soccer

>>75540089
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>75540089
BTFO

>>75551101

We tied South Korea 1-1 our first match, with the refs on their side there's no telling how we could've beaten them

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>>75554393
>del chavo zeta sin cabeza

oh my god