/hoc/ general - eastern conference edition

pens will win 4-2

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Anime

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If you like the coilers you should KILL YOURSELF

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>>75539640
dogster

C R O S B Y
R
O
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B
Y

>>75539665
Fuck off Kessel.

5-1 caps.

pre hokkei haxball desu

If you cheer for anyone besides the Ducks you are part of the problem not the solution

>>75539700
make it desu

will the publix trade kucherov now that he basically shit talked the entire team?

>>75539696
Craps will advance past penguins only to get memed on by Lundqvist again

cap this

>>75539640
Good OP

>>75539718

ping would be terrible desu

>Hasek > Brodeur > Roy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqRyEUj9Ync

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>>75539729
>everyone that gave the blots the benefit of the doubt that it was all just injuries

>>75539729
he's right though

>>75539780
hi r3dd1t

>rags

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>>75539780
>brodeur ahead of roy

Duck or penguin. Which is the superior bird?

>>75539811
not saying he wasn't

>>75539850
penguins are mammals

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znstPyBCKAs

tfw gonna win the cup next year

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>>75539677

Careful, your jelly is showing.

>>75539814
>Calls someone reddit
>Has to tripfag to stand out for attention
C'mon now Kippers

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>>75539677
Cry some more bitch nigga

>>75539896
>talking about cups you weren't even born to see

lmao

the only playoffs you're aware of is this year's

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>>75539870
>Canucks
>not 100% playoff fodder
>Winning a cup EVER

>>75539921
>responding to kippers
thats pretty reddit if im being frank

>>75539940
fuck you finland you piece of shit i'm removing you from my friend's list

>>75539930

I saw all 5 of them.

You'll see NONE of them.

last too digits will be the score for pens/caps

>>75539960
post that hotty booty

>>75539974
>being 40

lmao

why the fuck are you even here

shouldn't you be taking care of your kids

>>75539988
memed on by post numbers

I hope Perry KO's McDavid

>>75540029
He won't. If he does McDavid's autism will trigger and he will sperg out on Perry. He stands no chance.

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>>75540002
>shouldn't you be taking care of your kids

That's why I'm here and not focusing on some good vidya.

You should probably know that you need to be 18 to post here btw.

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>Tfw hockey soon
>tfw pongs take game 1 and crap fans go on mass suicide watch

>>75540061
This man is either lying about being 40 or he's 40 with an 8th grade education trying to molest kids on /hoc/

>>75539640
mr doggofats jr.

>>75539896
>1988-90

quick question, why are people called "persians" instead of "iranians" even though persia doesn't exist as a country any more?

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will montreal ever recover?

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>>75540096
>CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery

Well ya gotta win something eventually, right?

>>75540123
It sounds more honorary

>>75540124
kek

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>tappara

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>>75540070
> Pens are 8-1 all time against caps in playoffs
>Caps are 8-1 in game 1 of those series

>>75540124
BLACKED

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>>75540124

>>75540096

I'm 36

Which is at least 20 years older than you.

>>75540166
Nice Lemieux digits

>>75540177
Nice Bourque digits

>>75540166
but you just lost to an irrelevant third-world shithole

>>75540184
Czech is much better place to live than america

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>>75540123
because the term "iranians" is a little too back to the future

>>75540124
Bergevin on suicide watch

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>>75540166

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

HABBENINGS TIME BOYOS

>>75540177
You have to be at least 5 years old to say you've "seen" your team win a cup. Otherwise, you don't even remember it.

Also, get the fuck out of my thread you fucking coiler 8th grade education pedophile. Go molest kids at the Edmonton mall like that rapefugee.

>>75540213
are you saying babies dont have eyes?

>>75540142
you mean aside from a WCF championship and two presidents trophies over two years?

better than your team desu

>>75540207
Tell me about Pulju, why does he have a giant forehead?

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>>75540223
why would a man lie about being 40 so he can say he's been his team win a cup

why would a man who's 40 be doing here

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>>75540230

Nobody cared fo him before he put on that grin.

I'm feeling sick, what should I make?

>tfw Pulju is reddit now

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>>75540264
why don't finns post donald ducks any more

why do they post mongolian cartoons now

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>>75540290

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Still waiting for the Pens to revisit these glorious jerseys. GOAT

>>75540275
chicken soup and a jug of OJ
get nice and full of fluids, take some medicine(whatever the slovakian equivalent of buckleys is, i'm guessing some kind of boiled root tea), grab a sweater and a heated blanket, and relax and watch hokkei

and smoking a bit of weed will help you relax too

>>75540199
Nice gretzky dubs

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>>75540290

Because this board was made by laotian woodcarving enthusiast.

>>75540282
he always was reddit, it's why he's a bus

>>75540356
I already had a tea and two cups of Coldrex, I'm watchng with laptop from my bed.

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>>75540332

Pongs V Preds in final.

Go Pens!

>>75540327
God damn I fucking love Donald Duck. Making me wanna watch his old cartoons again

>>75540275
I'll sell you a 100ml bottle of ratio contridin for $50.

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>>75540275

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>>75540401
>Straka (magpie)
>Sykora (tit)
>both played for the penguins

>>75540237
Nobody considers Prague 3rd world.

Czech Republic in general is known as the best slav country in terms of development and quality of life. However they are still quite average. Which is not good news for other slavs.

>>75540468
That's because they have lived under the influence of Germans instead of Russians or Hungarians

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hi

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>>75540490

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FUCKING KILL YOURSELF if you don't live in the prairies or maritimes

>>75540484
Hungarians seem alright desu.

However they have also been shit on by gloval politics(and Russia) for so long they are now also kinda shitty.

But dont worry, globalists are gonna make sure the whole world is equally terrible a century from now.

>>75540458
>Satan (devil) never played for the devils

anime posting is reddit posting

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>>75540225
>better than your team desu

Kid, please.

>>75539937
thats pretty insane, yall havent won a cup since the new mellenia

>>75540490
>Hungarians seem alright desu
They are also extreme natioanlists so Hungarians and Slovaks have disdain for each other

>>75540540
Go back

>>75540541
>trophies from when Pong and Frogger where the best vidya
Top fucking kek

>>75540541
oh yeah you sure showed me, let's all have a look at edmonton's accomplishments over the last 25 years

>crickets chirp

>>75540570
>slovakians aka western hungarians have never ever been relevant and always under Hungarian or Kek rule.

>>75539937
the Vancouver millionaires' won a cup
if youre gonna give a baby cup to the Sens how can you deny the canucks

>>75540590
>first world war is the only reason Slovakia exists

guys I've jerked off twice already today but is it cool to give it one more go? You know? Really help me get my game face on.

>>75540612
If Caps win today you eat your cum

>>75540608
>muh kingdom that one time 1200 years ago

>>75540583
>Let's look at Canucks's accomplishments since they were founded
>No Stanleys
O-Oh...

>it's a "offtopic discussion on a sports board fostered solely by shitvakia" episode
reddit

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>>75540531
then how do you explain this

>>75540642
>Slovakia is so small and irrelevant it's barely worth making fun of

>>75540612

yeah me and my mate jerk each other off and see if we can get the other one to 'shoot' as one of the team scores you know? really goes with the flow of the match and gets us into it, we also like to pretend our dicks are 'sticks' and cum is the puck with the goal being his or my mouth, totally gets us into the game if one of us can score the 'puck' into the 'goal', you should try it some time, total bro thing really gets you into the game

>>75540663
Fuck off no one wants you here

>>75540666
>Satan trips
Noice

>>75540612

I'm up for a third round too, but can't decide what it's gonna be to after hentai and Lisa Ann. Maybe a qt trap with a cute feminine penis and a tight boipussy.

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FAGMUNTUN COILURS

>>75540667
Miért itatod az egereket?

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>>75540666
same way i explain this

also excellent 666 devils post

>>75540557

Since 93', Canadian teams have appeared in 5 Stanley Cup finals.

1994 - Vancouver Canucks were straight up beat by the Rangers in 7

2004 - Calgary Flames SHOULD have won the cup in game 6, the puck was CONFIRMED pass the line but Bettman called it back anyways. Lost in 7 to the Tampa Bay Lightning

2006 - Edmonton Oilers defeated in 7 by the Carolina Hurricanes but ONLY because they injured Edmontons star goal tender in game 1. The back-up played the remainder.

2007 - The Ottawa Senators were curb stomped by the Anaheim Ducks in 5

2011 - After going up 3 games to 1, the Vancouver Canucks pulled off the biggest choke-job in NHL finals history, losing to the Bruins in 7

So 2 of the 5 finals should have brought the cup home.

>>75540720
>CM Punk gets his ass beat
>Hawks got swept
>Devils going to the shitter

woah, this man is cursed

>>75540531
it's not too late for him to become GM

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>Devils fans

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Caps HAVE to win this series right? They have all the pressure and they should win with the state of the Pens D. Please tell me they won't blow this??

>>75540726
>After going up 3 games to 1,

Bu that's wrong. Bruins raped the Canucks in all of their home games

>>75540764
>>75540764
>>75540764
rags sens game thread

>>75540760
yeah, you can probably score 7 on them, but they could always score 8 on you too

>>75540773
>watching that game

lmao

SNES VS. >rags

>>75540765
>>75540765
>>75540765
>>75540765
>>75540765

>>75540760
This is the one series that if they lose, it won't feel like as big a choke. Unless the Pens get BTFO by the >rags or the Sens or whatever Western team wins.

>>75540784
>starts an hour before the other one

You're damn right I am

Are the >rags the most forgettable team in the league? I for one cant even remember who their captain is.

>>75540808
Stepan? McDonaughafs maybe?

Snes are just as bad but at least they have Karlsson as a notable skater.

>>75540808
tanner glass you dumb fuck

>>75540773
>1 post apart
>2 seconds apart

Bravo retards

>>75540832
Yeah other then Lundpads I cant think of many relevent players. >rags seem like a buncha 3rd liners

>>75540808
Blues are completely forgettable apart from Tarasenko

>>75540762

Not him but never forget that the Bruins ANALLY RAPED the Canucks 8-1 in game 3.

You could heard the sobbing of the Canucks players all down the hallway.

>>75540854
i think zuccarello played for team EU

>>75540862

>>75540872
I imagine they had a lot of players in International, but noone of any real relevence. McDoughnah or Nash are their best players (I think) and neither would be a top liner in 90% of the teams

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>tfw the Sedin sisters, once the greatest hope for a Stanley Cup in Vancouver, will now handicap the franchise for many years to come with their cap hits and will be impossible to trade.

>tfw the sisters will NEVER get a cup

>>75540906
I have never once heard anyone say anything about Stepan and he's their fucking number 1 centre now.

And these fuckers have consistently made the playoffs for years. It's crazy.

empty seats in Ottawa

Quebec when?

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>the best "leaders" in the league right now

>>75541209

>>75541209
i wish i was an NHL player

then i'd give my wife cancer and then get a free trophy

Pens / Caps gamethread
>>75541429
>>75541429
>>75541429

>>75541440

>>75541209
>best leaders in the league
>none of them make it past the second round

???

>>75541209
such a meme award

I actually like the new playoff format.

AMA.

>>75541831
Gary why are you posting on /hoc/?

Why don't we just detonate a nuclear bomb in Toronto?

>>75541831
Hi Gary

>>75541864

Toronto, Chicago and Philadelphia.

>>75541864
what would drake rap about if that happened?

>>75541831
same

the only problem is that division are unbalanced, but it will balance itself over time.

>>75541881

>>75539640
holy shit do they look stupid with all that padding on

>>75539729
>And for some reason my coach wouldn’t pair me with Jonathan Drouin.
Because he is an idiot who still holds a grudge against drouin and needs to get shitcanned if we ever want to win

>>75539672

Fucking rags

>>75543784

>>75543784
if they win the series another Canadian team is out

if they lose
>rags

win/win really

>>75540726
Oilers would have won it if roloson was healthy. That man is a total beast.

Didn't in tell all the people who called the jackets shit in the playoffs that the penguins are just better than every team in hockey, there is a reason they beat them, even if they got lucky goal tending by fluery

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Jake's had it with the bust jokes guys

>Reddit has an official hockey discord now

Reeks of potential desu

>>75545255
he's doing meth now you know

>>75540756
looks fucking based desu

Pens literally only needed Maatta back. Letang would be just overkill.

>>75545255
anorexia is not much better than being fat, he needs to aim for swole or thicc

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>>75546236
That man doesn't like to train. He's either partying it up (drinking+pizza), or off doing meth.

There's no in-between.

This is why you can't trust Finns.

Why is Finland so fucking stupid

>rags

>RAGS

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>Ottawa is a higher seed than the Rags

>80 shots combined in the Sens-Rags game

Wow, surprising. That series is WAY better than Pens-Caps, which is boring as shit.

not too worried to be honest

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>rags

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>>75546830

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>when he sees your big black dick

Good job Sens

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>>75540518

Rags still the better team, played with no urgency and gave up a million shot and still only lost by a meme goal

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHITVIST

>on the mean time based Määttä with most TOI and leading the blueline of Pens

>>75548092
You're just buttmad you lost to
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

>>75548092

Only reason your team is even remotely relevant is because of Lundpads

shit team

shit fans

shit goalie

AND
YOU SAID
YOU WERE
UNCONSOLABLE

shit franchise

>>75547983

shit shit

Literally obsessed you are all so pathetic

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obligatory

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can't wait for the rags to get swepped desu

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>>75548483

>rags

>>75548483
it's okay Henrik just get ready for game 2

Just curious, why is this so important to call the Rangers >rags? Is it laziness of the keyboard or is it that people want to "deface" the Rangers team name and degrade them at the same time?
One would think that your fans would have a little more class and respect an orig6, especially when your team came from the WHA.

Not trying to start a ruckus here.....Don't be offended, just wondering.

Btw, I and most people call the Senators .....Sens....Not disrespectful at all, just lazy.

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>>75548483
it's like when other kids in school bully the retarded one. You can say obsessed but we are just in it for the shits and giggles.

>>75548586
it's a meme you dip

>>75548586
its an unfunny forced reddit cuck nonmeme. dont put to much stock in it, reddit just beating dead horse

>>75548286
Forward depth is good but not clicking

>rags

>rags

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>>75548627

I found 36C guys.

>>75548627
>RAGS

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Cheeky cunt.

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>>75548770
what a toxic situation/locker room

who the hell would ever want to play there

>>75548770
what a disaster buffalo and eichel are.

Murray lost his job because edmonton got lucky

Alex Ovechkin, the greatest goal scorer in a generation, will literally never get past the second round.

How do you feel about that?

>>75548909
Hockey is a team sport
That's what I think

>>75548622
but the retarded one is Finland lol

>>75549047
Does she even have a feminine dick?

>>75548909
Same way I feel about the fact Caps traded away a legit future prospect for a one dimensional defensive rental, and got as far in playoffs as the team they lost their prospect to.
Hilarious.

>>75548770
Funny story. I met Mia Khalifa at a house party in Miami a few years ago. She's extremely socially awkward without a drink in her hand and actually knows a surprising amount about hockey. Seems pretty cool.

>>75549130
Really? Thats crazy, I've met her too. Heres the story
I saw Mia at a grocery store in Miami yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or a hand job or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and flaunting her lopsided tits in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Mia trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen FSU sponsored protein bars in her hands without paying.
The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those fucking awful things first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually she turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any SEC bias,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by bending over really far with her loose top and letting him see those disastrous nipples.

>craps

Alright after the first round. Here's the teams from best to worst.

1. Oilers
2. Predators
3. Penguins
4. Capitals
5. Rangers
6. Ducks
7. Senators
8. Blues

>>75549484
>throwing trash on the ice after losing
washington stooping to philthy levels isn't that surprising actually

alright time for the comfy west coast ga-

oh

Good guys win both games tonight. Yessss

>>75549493
>Senators out shoot and beat the rangers
>ranked worse than them.

>>75549493
>oilers are not dead last
most of us here in edmonton are expecting them to lose in five desu

>>75549552
What part of "after the first round" do you not understand?

>>75549567
speak for yourself

>>75549493
Preds
Pens
Caps
Oilers
Sens
Ducks
>rags
Blues

>>75549518
what did buttman mean by this?

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>rags

>>75549518
This.

Fucking retards fucked up the schedule. Pretty much guarantees I'm only watching the Oiler games now.

>>75549518
I share your pain. It could be gas though.

>>75549567
Unless the Ducks stop acting like whiney bitches, no.

>>75549493
>>75549609
How are the ducks not higher?
They dominated their opponent and were dominating game 1 if not for the powerplay.
Oilers were getting raped 5v5 and looked pretty flustered. Kassian was shit down. McMeme didnt even register a shot on goal.

Then refpuck bailed them out.

>>75549594
ducks are too tough, and mcdavid is just too soft. unreliable desu.

>>75549567
haha oh please, the ducks can't even come close to the oilers. did you watch the previous game? the oilers outplayed the ducks the entire game

>>75549672
Yea, Duckos/McDavids is probably the most even match imho

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LOS PINGÜINOS

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>>75549726
>Got raped by Adam Larsson

Beating the Ducks isn't even a challenge. Bring on the Preds.

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Are budweiser red light glasses Reddit?

Now that the games are over and the shitposting has winded down for the night, can someone explain why hasn't Kesler elbowed the FUCK outta McGayKid?

>>75549840
i dunno, ask them

Refs 3-Caps 2. gg. I wish i knew what it was like to never get called for trips and interference. To be able to send 4 players roughing against 1 for barely touching my faggot frog goalie's glove. To have live plays called dead just because and have obvious onside keep ins be ruled offsides.

The bad guys won tonight

>>75549875
because kesler is soft as fuck. and mcdavid is better and outsmarted and outplayed kesler so far.

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>>75549926
How are the Oens the bad guys?


Caps are literally evil

>>75549926
Ottawa won tonight though.

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>>75549926
Pens won though.

>>75549926
>Sens
>bad guys

you smelly smelly

>>75549875
Because Kesler is a little bitchboy pussy who's scared of what the rest of the Oilers will do to him. At the end of last game, he hid behind the ref when Kassian decided he was sick of his shit.

>>75548909
They would have won this series 4-1 if this is correctly called.

https://youtu.be/xBpWoTk6PFA

>Tfw cursed franchise
>Tfw all the corruption of national politicians curses you r city forever

>>75549726
The ducks were shit

Lol at all the butthurt Caps fans. You homos will literally never get past Pittsburgh as long as Crosby is alive.

>>75549903
hahahahahahahahahaha

>>75549726
>California team blaming refpuck against Canada

WTF?

Also
>blatant highstick
>slow af autistic looking Ritchie gets called for a legit holding on his "breakaway"
Those were the only "questionable" calls that you idiots complained about. Oilers had their own reasons to yell refpuck too:
>slashes everyother play
>Ducks acting like whiney bitches after whistles
>the "hook" call on Slepyshev
>the "roughing" on Draisaitl duing the first pp

So go fuck yourself and stop making excuses for the Ducks shitting the bed in the 3rd. Maybe they should try a different strategy other than only worrying about McDavid.

>rags

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>>75549875

>>75539665
Pretty close la

>>75549734
Ducks really aren't that tough. The best thing they have going for them is their speed off the puck and they are hard to play against deep in the zone. Their pp also looked dangerous in that first game.

Bonino

>>75550156
THYQUE

>>75549875
>be tasked with shadowing McDavid
>McDavid doesn't even bother wasting his energy and pretty much takes you out of the play doing nothing
>whines like a bitch when McDavid gives him the same treatment in turn
>takes a bitch penalty
>allows for Larsson to score two goals

Ducks game plan was weak and Mclellan/McDavid were ready for it.

>Announced attendance was 16,744 in Ottawa tonight -- almost 2,000 below capacity.

lmao

Nuke shittsburgh kim pls. I know its unimportant industrially, strategically and culturally, but thats the beauty of it all. Literally no one would miss it.

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>>75550340
>Ottawa playoff tickets less expensive then the cheapest Jets nosebleed seats
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF OTTAWA

Reminder that Karlsson is ELITE and could quite possibly win the Norris AND the Conne Smyth in the same year. Not even a Senators fan just a neutral bystander.

>>75550340
Not going to get that downtown arena with that kinda attitude Ottawa

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our guy won tonight

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what should i watch tonight?

>>75550568
your own suicide

>>75550568
13 Reasons Why

>>75550568
im marathoning rick and morty! /tv/ spergs out about it so i figured it would be good and its fucking incredible. definite tv kino

>>75540726
nucks were never up 3-1. Calgary was fucked though

>>75550622
oh man i heard that one's good

>>75550634
i watched clips of it and i cringed so that's probably not for me

i already have another cartoon kino i'm following

>>75550634
It's great, I just watching too, just finished the aliens simulations episode.
It's not an inherently Reddit show, just most of its fan base is

>>75550681
what cartoon kino

>>75550684
>>75550634
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>>75550568
Totally Spies
clover best girl

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>>75550793
K I N O

>>75550838
Certified My Nigga™

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>>75550833
>airhead
>fashionista
>Stacey
>not Sam

You have SHIT tastes and must LEAVE.

>>75550568
Stream your suicide

>>75550838
kys yourself. i literally dont know what is more reddit.

reddit and memey

or

samurai cuck

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>>75550888
Perhaps it is YOU who is Reddit...

>>75550833
childhood is idolizing sam

adulthood is realizing that girls are only good for fucking so go clover

>>75550888
samurai jack predates reddit by several years

literally fall on a sharp rock

anyone have the no cup image

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>>75550929
>haha women are whores that'll show 'em haha

>>75550930
the new season is literaIIy Reddit. its pathetic nostalgiapandering, no different then bill nye

you really should go back kiddo

>it's a "kippers cant handle dumb meme banter" episode
women really were a mistake

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>>75550434
they have literally no excuse

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>>75551075
>Anaheim
>St Louis
>Pittsburgh
>Washington

HOW ARE THESE PLACES EVEN ALLOWED TO HAVE TEAMS!?

>>75551075
based Nashville

>>75551075
WTF if I could get Rangers playoff tickets for 56 bucks I'd be at every game

>>75551130

No need to overpay as a Pens fan, you can go to a playoff game anytime.

>>75551075
lol ducks

>>75551380
>trying to rationalize your shitty fanbase and arena
it's no wonder they almost went bankrupt

>hagelin not even playing
>malkin and kessel playing like dog shit
>steal one on the road

Its over

I hope crosby gets hurt bad.

>>75551524
I don't think you could be madder even if you tried.

Fuck shittsburgh and Fuck Washington DC

>>75551800
based publix

Go pengu

>frogtreal

>>75551979
what did they do now?

>missing the playoffs

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>mathews hit a homerun on his first batting practice swing

>>75551075
No wonder why the crowd in game 1 was half Oilers

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>>75552165
>spic
>good at spicstick

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>running outta cough medicine

ruh roh

>>75552165
I think his dad said he's a better baseball player than hockey player

>>75552165
can you get me a webm of that pls? I need to see it

Pingu

What did I fucking say earlier today. Fucking shittenkirk holy fuck what a trash ass trade he is going to cost us this series AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH