/heem/

Brendan Schaub: Podcast extraordinaire

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they still mad tho

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just a lil heeminder

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>>75538054

>>75538084
He a cool guy tbqhwyf

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>>75538084
i literally CAN. NOT. WAIT. until tyron lands a massive bomb on nick diaz and puts him out. 95% of /heem/ would kill themselves i feel.

>>75538054
You are a pedophile

So is Calvillo the new hotness or what? I didn't watch her last fight.

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>>75538113
another heeminder for you goofs

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>>75538084
>>75538184
>m-m-m-/m-m-maiavidal

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>>75538190
what makes you say that buddy?

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>>75538184
>>75538217
I want him to /heem/ maia, the butthurt would be immeasurable

>>75538248
You're a nonce

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecutory_delusion

>>75538184
I would like to bring up - and this is in no way bashing Tyron as a champion - that I feel like Welterweight just suddenly lost a lot of the depth that it used to have.

So we have Maia and Masvidal next, as far as legitimate contenders (although I don't know how legit Masvidal really is as far as champ material) but who else? I feel like WW aged out really quickly. And I don't see anyone as a real threat to Woodley, or as long-term titleholders if they happen to beat Woodley. Thoughts?

>>75538184
I don't hate Tyron, but man, I sure do hate the people that like him.

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>>75538282
i legit dont know what that means m8

>>75538308
WW is stacked goof. You still have Cerrone and wonderpedo on the sidelines. Then you have guys like Kamaru Usman, Gunnar Nelson, Mike Perry all coming up.

>>75538308
masvidal is overrated as hell right now, he beat a deleted ellenburger and cerrone who was a really good match up. other than nick outlasting tyron, that's if he can survive the bombs, I see no one who can beat tyron desu.

>>75538364
none of those guys beat tyron imo

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>>75538364
yeah but none of those guys present any problems to woodley

>>75538213
can you make a "do it for goofs" with pictures of dana white and all the pictures are him scoffing at goofs

>>75538363
Why do you have someone's baby pics saved on your hard-drive?

Do you guys wanna know why Dana won't put Jones/DC on the main event of 214? It's because California has a law that states fans can get a refund on a ticket if the main event changes. I had tickets to 184 and when Weidman pussied out I got a refund.

>>75538393
go look at your cleft upper lip in a mirror, nene

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>>75538393
sorry but unfortunately we cant talk like that on /heem/

>>75538406
That's how I feel. No one at WW looks like a legit killer right now.

>>75538393
I will heem you if you step out of line again pedro, consider this your last and only warning

If Jones and goobs were fighting on the same card who would be main eventing?

>>75538393
For sure stay in your lane muchacho

Banged my toe up bad at Thai

>>75538444
really? i should have got a refund when i went to LA to see aldo at 189

>>75538502
lmao just lmao

>>75538467
Did Perry win round 1? I thought he did but I've seen people say Jake was winning the fight up until the KO happened.

>>75538502
Artem

Has it been announced whom Tyron is fighting in July?

>>75538477
wonderboy did before tyron exposed him. rory and lawler were before usada. we'll get someone else breaking out soon enough.

this is why I'm mad at gsp for not fighting 170, and the maia masvidal fight is retarded.

>>75538502
who do you think dork?

>>75538364
>cerrone
perenial choke artist gatekeeper
>wonderboy
couldn't do it with two consecutive chances, so he's irrelevent until T-Wood gets beat/retires
>usman
literally who
>gunnar
wrestling > bjj, so no beating T-Wood
>Perry
it's fun to watch him heem cans, but he'll never be a champ, he got outboxed by a male model

>>75538516
189 was in las vegas, nevada

>>75538516
... 189 was in vegas, bro

>>75538544
>>usman
>literally who

Smdh @ casuals

>>75538502
Gooby. He's a bigger draw than Jones ever was and Dana will never risk main eventing Jones again.

>>75538580
>he doesnt know some prelim pseudo fighter so hes a casual

lmao

>>75538580
usman doesnt beat woodley mate

>>75538477
mike perry would beat the brakes off tyron. he is incredibly strong on the ground and is too agressive and good chin to get KO'd

where is platinum ranked now? is he 13?

>>75538621
You are literally a casual filth, stop (you)ing me

>>75538627
I said up and comer dummy goof. You're saying WW is dead in the water when it isn't.

>>75538642
Are you being of serious, friendmly?

>>75538406
>masvidal is overrated
I think you meant to say underrated. Schmucks like you didn't even know who he was till he fought Cerrone.

if only Rory was still in the UFC
what a bad loss for them. ww sucks

>>75538184
>nick diaz and puts him out. 95% of /heem/ would kill themselves i feel
Why would heem care? There was only ever that one dude who loved Nick here iirc and he left months ago.
Also why would he be fighting Nick? Nick is hanging with Drake

>>75538670
He's right tho, match ups makes fights

>>75538695
hes a 155er who is 4-3 in his last 7. hes the definition of a hypetrain. this will be maia's easiest fight of his career. mark my words

>>75538406
Masvidal has the chin to survive Woodley as well. He also has much more chance of finishing Tyron than Nick does

>>75538642
Mike Perry is a one dimensional inexperienced fighter. He got exposed by Jouban, but now that he's heem'd a deleted fighter he can become champ?

He has a long way to go to crack the top 5, if not the top 10.

>>75538642
>where is platinum ranked now? is he 13?

unranked. Ellenberger dropped out the rankings, Matt Brown moved up to 14 and Leon Edwards took the vacant 15th spot.

There's 18 panelists and currently only 3 have Perry ranked (one at 14, two at 15). Probably gonna need another win before more put him on there.

Anyone know whom Tyron Woodley is fighting this July on PPV?

>>75538731
>hes a 155er who is 4-3 in his last 7.
Oh someone did their sherdog homework. Doesn't erase the fact you're a casual who only knows about him from his last fight cause he beat up a meme fighter.

>>75538724
I mean, I guess Perry could trade with him, but I don't think there's a man alive at 170 Woodley can't knock out. And I haven't seen much of Perry's ground game. It wasn't really called on in any of his fights but the Roberts one, and by the time it was on the ground Roberts was already half-heemed and mentally broken.

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who /joanna/ here?

>>75538754
what did jouban expose? that perry was overconfident and headhunting? he's level headed now as shown in his last fight, and it has made him become even better.

>>75538773
hey man don't talk down to the sherdog warriors, they can look up literally anything fighter in the UFC. you dont stand a chance

>>75538773
so you're admitting im right?

>>75538731
>>75538773
All 3 of those losses were Split Decisions that could have gone his way too.

>>75538769
Matt Brown moved UP after getting finished like 3 straight times? And he hasn't won since I don't even know when.

>>75538754
Tyron doesn't have the height and reach to replicate Joubans gameplan so bringing him up is irrelevant

>>75538797
You're obviously baiting but Ellenberger was destroying Mike

>>75538812
He definitely didn't lose to Al Iaquinta

>>75538797
He still got exposed by an unranked fighter. And this was in the striking mind, we still haven't seen Perry's ground game.

>>75538829

>he was winning until he wasn't

>>75538812
still a loss and no they couldnt have gone his way considering 2 of 3 judges agreed he lost

>>75538829
He was losing until he won

>>75538795
Whoa she's tan. Where is she?

>>75538827
>Jouban only won cause of height and reach
Or because he had a superior fight IQ.

>>75538731
Maias +100
If you really believe that bet money on him and post your slip here

>>75538867
florida for the last few months she trains at ATT

Tyron is not unbeatable, I highly doubt Nick will be able to do shit to him though if thats the next fight, he'll just get taken down and wrestlefucked and his face will be a bloody mess by the end of it, basically a good payday for Tyron

Maia's only chance is basically backpacking him or if Woodley is somehow stupid enough to take him to the ground (he's not), Masivadal is looking good but Tyron hits hard as fuck, I can see him getting dropped or slept, its not so much the division is shallow right now, its just the right matchup isn't in consideration currently

>>75538751
I 100% disagree, maia will beat him anyway

>>75538772
nick. maybe robbery?

>>75538769
>>75538816

Remember that crazy streak Matt Brown had a few years back when was just murdering guys one after the other, all culminating in that really close fight with Robbie? What happened to that Matt Brown?

>>75538850
>>75538866
If Jake still had a chin Perry would be ko'd

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>>75538816
ufc rankings are wild

>>75538860
You're such a moron lol. You know what I meant.

>>75538895
Robbie took his soul.

>>75538907
>nunes ranked over tyron

i don't even like the crybaby, but fuck me, man.

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>Jorge doesn't have a chin

>>75538769
He should sue. This is clearly discrimination against the mentally handicapped.

>>75538907
Conor vs Cyborg @ catchweight is the fight to make imo

Mike Perry is a hothead who trains at UFC Gym Orlando. If he wasn't raised like dog shit he could train at one of the good gyms in the state.

>>75538895
USADA fucked his whole life up.

>>75538907
>dc
>8
>conor
>2
this bitch should have her vote rescinded just for that

>>75538907
Anyone who has DC outside of the p4p top 5 is a moron.

Anyone who ranks Magiga higher than 4th is also a moron

>>75538642
Perry has literally ZERO head movement, tyron counter heem him to death.

absolute delusion and I love perry

>>75538984
>cant even make weight without cheating
>p4p

lol no

Perry is also a reachlet

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>>75538984
hurts my soul desu

>>75538982
Matt Brown was kinda dadbod even before the USDA, tho. I think heroin is what finally fucked his life up.

>>75539034
no women though

>>75539034
>no joanna
>cuckstaffson
>wonderboy
come on

>>75538984
P4P rankings in MMA are asinine and are used only as marketing tools.

In a sport where you both strike and grapple, it makes no earthly sense to put DC on the same list as Joanna where even a slight comparison could be made between the two.

>>75538907

1. Jon Jones
2. Demetrious Johnson
3. Daniel Cormier
4. Yoel Romero
5. TJ Dillashaw
6. Tony Ferguson
7. Conor McGregor
8. Jose Aldo
9. Stipe Miocic
10. Tyron Woodley
11. Cody Garbrandt
12. Max Holloway
13. Cain Velasquez
14. Dominick Cruz
15. Stephen Thompson

>>75539059
but joanna is the weight of some flyweights and she would lose in a second to any of them

>>75539090
>dj over dc
>thompson over joanna

>>75539091
is this the mcgregor isnt a real featherweight meme again?

>>75539090
>4 blacks
>4 brown people
>7 whites

really actuates my neurosis

>>75539117
>whites
Got some bad news for you

>>75539090
Stick Gegard and Whittaker somewhere in there and we're talking Bruh

I like your list famalam

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>>75539090
too much thought, just put all of the champs at the top instead desu

>>75539115
>is this the mcgregor isnt a real featherweight meme again?

i don't even know what that is. joanna is literally bigger than say ray borg and he would beat her in a millisecond literally wouldn't even have to try his hardest

>>75539130
Cain and Dom have light skin, which is all that really matters at the end of the day.

>>75539117
>>7 whites
Stipe
TJ
Wonderboi

Who else?

>>75539117
>4 blacks in the top 5
Really makes ya think huh?

>>75539137
He is shorter with less reach but he weighs more he has missed weight at 125.

>>75539153
Does Cody have some foreign blood I'm not privy to? Also >>75539149

>>75539137
>a man beats a woman
mind = blown

Where can I see 4chan bans?

>>75539166
ok then amanda nunes shouldn't be ranked above any male flyweight because she would lose to every one in the ufc

>>75539149
Cain also has brown pride tattooed across his chest, you idiot.

>>75539117
My list is objectively accurate and has no bias in it. Going back and looking at it again I see it's also very racially sensitive and balanced.

5 White fighters
5 Black fighters
5 Hispanic/Latino fighters

>>75539170
He's Hispanic

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can the you guys pick from maia and masvidal? you dont want to come off as too bandwagony do you?

cyborg would beat conor at 145

he's drained and gassing out and she has a diamond chin

>>75539214
didn't carano get mount on cyborg? he would get btfo by another man

>>75539214
lol

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>>75539192
He looks pretty damn white though, my guy. He's just one of those weirdos who obsesses over a lineage he's only loosely connected to, like those guys with paddy surnames who run around in driver's caps and listen to Celtic punk religiously.

if nate and nick fought tomorrow nate would win easily

>>75539252
le 56% face

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Post fighters who are impossible to like.

>>75539252
Cain would whoop you for calling him white

>>75539214
>she has a diamond chin

this has been shown when she faced thunderous punchers such as:

>>75539271
Only 189ers hate TJ and it's cause of "snek in dee grass xD"

>>75539252
No he doesn't

-actual white guy living in the land of mexicans aka the city of los angeles

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>>75539262
I dont know about that but nate is a better fighter who had better wins

>>75539271

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>>75539271

Is Mike Perry a long lost Diaz brother?

>>75539271
I like him more and more every time I hear about new bullshit from those TAM dramaqueens.

>>75539292
That's untrue I've been watching since the 1990s lol. Never TUF though.

DC "daniel" cormier is THE man

easily the p4p #1 right now

>>75539206
His surname is German

>>75539326
patrician taste my man

Did Conor really call RDA a spic?

>>75539345
oh for sure my dude, 100%

>>75539326
Daniel needs to crush 3 cans before July so they can get that cheeky "22-1 vs 22-1" billing for when he fights Jones.

Tfw if Cody Garbrandt shouted thought you had a friend boy he would be loved by heem

>>75539326
Too bad about Jon Jones dominating him and making him cry like Aldo. I lost all respect for DC when he was crying like that. At least hold back the tears for fuck sake.

>>75539285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5QDryuUQKo

>>75539364
He called him a gringo, as I recall. He also said he would never be truly accepted by the people of Brazil and would never be given a hero's welcome like Aldo.

>>75539408
Shut the fuck up all fighters cry you bitch nigga

>>75539395
That and if he wasn't insecure.

Think I broke my toe sparring Muay Thai

>>75539395
Cody is the most exciting fighter in the UFC what are you talking about?

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Did spergy really get banned?

>>75539408
fuck off barkley, uncle tom was nigga

>>75539408
This 2bh

Jones literally made DC his wife that night.

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>>75539326
>>75539345
>>75539370

>>75539438
Man oop

>>75539438
cut that thing off and get back in there pussy

Pat Wyman on Mike Perry - "He is ridiculously talented"

>>75539439
Idiots like these
>>75539435
>>75539306

>>75539438
Is it "free" to get it fixed in Ireland?

>>75539445
You'll have to be more specific, bud.

>>75539474
>>75539491
Just articulating my thoughts, not complaining. I won't be in pain til tomorrow, I cannot feel it at all.

>>75539494
Nyet

I love you all

>>75539416
memeboxing with pillow fist

ummm try again sweet :)

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>>75539508
Get in my guard and don't let go

>161
>26
>1 hour
so this is the power of autism?

>>75539509
oh sweetie you can do better than that

http://mmaimports.com/2017/04/nick-diaz-caught-on-tape-partying-with-the-cash-me-outside-girl/

Lol what a fag
Can't believe I use to like the Diaz bros

https://youtu.be/alKQQF5U76I
/our guy/

>>75539500
Shobsperg

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>>75539561
>sweetie

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>>75539587
who is cash me outside girl?

>>75539554
We were discussing p4p rankings. You are welcome to join the discussion or take your negativity out of /heem/

>>75539587
based nick

>>75539252
>>75539281
look up pictures of Cain's dad, whitest mexican this side of louis ck

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>>75538054

>>75539587
>Caught partying with a 14 year old

Is he a nonce?

>>75539271
he has such a weird face, it's like a mannequin face or something

>>75539206
he's mostly white with a little native american

>>75539616
>>75539643
https://youtu.be/mNe8bDJda0A

>>75539605
God, I can only hope.

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>>75539690
That's not out of control it's called living in florida

>>75539587
Meh could have been any chick.

Are these all videos he puts on snapchat or what?

>>75539493
>has nor argument so ad hominem
Loving every Laugh

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Do you think Paige Vanzant would beat Cynthia if they had to fight next?

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>>75539494
>he doesn't have "free" healthcare but he still spends more tax money on it

LOL

>>75539034

How are Luke and Yoel ahead of Bisping?

Lmfao. I know they're both better than him, but that's not what p4p means

>>75539820
>Trying to be cute with me

>>75539090

Why are Cruz and Cain so far down the list?

>>75539878
Cause they're past it.

Does anyone tall train at team alpha male?

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So if p4p if true then 2 125lbers should be evenly matched with a 250lbs heavyweight?

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>>75539271
>Post fighters who are impossible to like.


>>75539945
>grown ass man

>>75539945
I hope Aldo heems Max.

Amazing how quickly the featherweight division died as soon as Goobert left

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>>75539927

>>75539957
schaub couldnt beat 1 mighty mouse

>>75539957
That's not what p4p means

>>75539979
It was sub 200k ppv buys before conor was there lol

>>75539690
Nick is literally banging 13 year olds

Does this unanimously make him p4p #1 /ourguy/???

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>>75539271

>>75539605
Banned 3 days

>>75540000
but it's pound for pound my dude

125 lbs + 125 lbs = 250lbs 100% for sure

>>75540003

No you're a weirdo

>>75540003
That's what Paige's brother is in prison for.

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He didn't do it for the money.

>>75540003
Nick wouldn't do that he's just hanging around with leo and some other dickheads and Drake

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>>75539587
FUCKING RONDA TURNED NICK INTO A FAGGOT CLUBGOING ALKIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HE USED TO SHITTALK CLUBS AND JUST WANT TO LIVE OUT IN THE COUNTRY AND HAVE RABBITS

HE WAS SO PURE

>>75538717
I love Nick and I'm not going anywhere. What motherfucker? What?

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>>75539605
when one of us falls there is 10 others waiting to take the place of our fallen brotheren

Gaethje to ufc? Whats a good fight for him as a start? Lauzon?

Who should I follow on instagram?

>>75540162

But it's numerically impossible for anyone to be more autistic than him.

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>>75539945
Al dropped him with a jab. What a goof.

>>75539271
TJ is based

>>75540015
Does Holly's husband know?

>>75540271
Who do you think took the picture

>>75539945
BASED KEVIN LEE

>>75539957
No it means that if Mighty Mouse packed on 125lbs he could fight Miocic in a fair fight.

>>75539587
Personally I can only see this improving Nick's fighting ability.

>>75540315
>five foot nothing
>250 pounds

>>75540346
>tfw have to write a 5 page paper thats due in 6 hours
>tfw urge to shitpost on /heem/ is rising

>>75540346
It's really not impossible. Goobz packed on like 20lbs in 2 weeks or whatever.

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>>75540304
>based

>>75540391
Conor has never been over 180 lbs

>>75540391
>goobs didn't cut weight
ftfy

>>75540391
>Goobz packed on like 20lbs in 2 weeks
casual pls

What is your favorite MMA related quote?

what is your favorite MMA related feud?

>>75540451
I can sell sand to an arab

>>75540451
"I can't let you get close."

>>75540470
Lesnar vs Punk

>>75540422
>>75540428
>>75540442
Idiots

Be honest, do steroids make a huge difference or is it just an excuse losers find to justify how much they suck when they get beat??

>>75540451
>I saw Joe Rogan at a grocery store in Lost Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

>He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

>I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Protein bars in his hands without paying.

>The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

>When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>75540451
if you stand for nothing you'll fall for anything

>>75540451
JOB IS JOB -Wanderlei Silva

You now remember Ben Rothwell.

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>>75540734
Due to antischaub posting, I remember him everytime I see a pic of big brown. Heartless assholes desu

>>75540555
>do steroids make a huge difference
Do you know who Vitor Belfort is?

>>75540250
Just missing a "Sad!" at the end of the tweet

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you now remember Julianna Pena

>>75540822
>she will never peg you

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>>75538113
Where is the April calendar Valentina's sister is fighting on Saturday? Phoenix 2 muay thai is in Lebanon

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTZIxP6ARkY/

>>75540555
it can help extend a fighter's career, won't make a bum into a champ

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>>75540942

>>75540968
>Won't make a bum into a champ

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>>75540942
i only track these organizations for the calendar. i'd be open to adding any special heem related events but april is done m8. Already deleted the template

UFC
Bellator
Invicta
ACB
Pancrase
Cage Warriors
VFC
WSOF
TKO
Glory
Rizin
LFA
Legacy
One Championship

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>>75541027
>>75540968
Forgot picture

>>75541042
That's an expensive program. Do you do anything else with it?

>>75540805
Lol I almost posted the tweet with just "sad!" As my post but I didn't want open the door for political shitposting.

>>75541133
>paying for things
i got free keys for life from a class when i was in college. Might expire someday but I've requested 6 keys so far and it's been 3 years

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>>75540451
>"be the change you want to see in the world" - Jon Jones

>>75540451
"If you're not going after your dreams, you merely exist. Don't just exist. Be a part of life" - Uriah Hall

>>75540451

"Capitalize, that's a strong word yeh, capitalize...not just in traning, but in life"
-Conor McGregor UFC 189 embedded

you now remember twink posting

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>>75540451
"MMA is like the stock market" - Jorge Aint Peers

I have never fought in MMA ever, i have never taken any sort of combat sports, but i watch a lot of MMA ever since i was a kid.I knocked out a kid in high school once. He was out cold. Ever since then i have never fought again. Am i letting my potential go to waste here?

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>>75541969
Get to ATT in Florida.

>>75540451
"Jabs are a waste of time"
-Derrick "The Black Beast" Lewis

>>75542012
Black Beast is a great example of everything wrong with the heavyweight division.

what happened to the
>coral springs autist

nyc man here i hope he permaheemed himself tbj

>>75540391
Moron

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>>75542116
Maybe he had a fatal ear cleaning accident

>>75542116
Banned for 3 days for arguing with someone impersonating him

>>75542116
3 day vacation for samefagging drama about himself. Very sad!

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>"When I fought I was 10-2, 11-2 after I won The Ultimate Fighter at 170 pounds. That was my 170-pound record, 11-2. I’m 23-3 now. So I’ve been fluctuating between two weight classes. I own 170 and 155. These are my weight classes. You want me to go back up to 170? I’m beefy. I feel good at 170. My wife loves me at 170. So, we’ve got options.”

>>75542116
>nyc man

mein nigga, what neighborhood you in

i miss living there

>>75542360

>My wife loves me at 170

Made me think for a minute

What is the best scheduled fight other than TJ vs. Cody?

>>75542501
Cigano vs Stipe miotich
Ferguson Vs Woodley
Conor vs TBD

>>75542593
you dont know what scheduled means, do you?

>>75542501
Holly vs Betche

Anyone who disagrees is a casual.

>>75542501
Maia-Masvidal is up there

>>75542655
Sorry my hot humor hovered over your head

>>75542501
Maia vs Masvidal is a hard one to call, so I'm interested in that one.

>>75542501
Lawler vs Cowboy

>>75542501
Jarred Cannonier vs Ion Cutelaba or however you spell it

>>75542501
Khabib vs. Ramadhan

How many months/years is Gastelum getting suspended for?

>Getting USADA'd for weed

Just imagine

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>>75542849
is this confirmed?

>>75543000
40 years 4 months 1 day

>>75543064
what's that t shirt from

>>75543000
6-9 months

>>75543000
What a ridiculous time to get suspended as well when you're on a hot streak

>>75543064
Yes @ 213, same card as dilly vs Cody

>>75543389
I don't know how competitive Gastelum would have really been at middleweight, being a fat manlet/reachlet.. Beating up Kennedy after a 4 year layoff and then current-year Vitor isn't exactly a lot to write home about.

>>75543389
it's really amazing how you could do retarded shit like miss weight repeatedly and get popped for weed but still act like you are gunna drop back to WW and win the belt. His Twitter account is top cringe
>#OnAmission4Gold @KelvinGastelum

>>75543652
Kennedy was a good win.

>>75543680
>Woodley was a gentleman and didn't take Gastelum's money when he missed weight by NINE pounds
>Gastelum took Bigg Rigg's money when he missed weight by a quarter of a pound
Spic thrash, glad he popped.

Anthony Johnson said on Twitter to watch the draft tonight.

>>75543906
Rumble doesn't have the gas tank for football. He can't even fight for ten honest minutes.

>>75543787
>pigg rigg breaks the rules

>hmmm maybe i should not look out for my own future because of some neckbeard on 4chan

Statist fucking zilch can you even own guns in your gloomy shithole

>>75543787
Woodley did that to look good for the cameras. Big Pig has pulled this shit numerous times. Fuck him.

did tj leave the team or was he kicked out?

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>>75543948
>someone does something nice for you when you fuck up
>you find yourself in their role and you choose to shit on the other guy instead

>zilch
Heem yourself dork.
>can you even own guns
Pic related.

>>75544061
Duane started his own gym in Colorado after conflict with Faber. Dilly wanted to do his full camp with Duane for the Cruz fight and Faber said he couldn't come back to TAM as a "part-time" member. Interpret it how you will.

>>75544145
So you are unarmed?

>>75544061
Duane Ludwig was causing trouble at TAM and Urijah kicked him out. Duane went and started his own thing, TJ worked with Duane a lot and was a big reason as to why he deleted Barao, so he naturally wanted to go train with the guy who helped him win the title instead of sticking around with Faber. Faber then proceeded to kick him out of the gym due to his association with the guy he hated.

>>75544233
The trade-off is not having to worry about getting killed whenever i leave the house. Pretty good trade.

You now remember conor called RDA a spic and no one even cared

>>75544324
You live in Yugoslavia youre not fooling anyone

>>75539252
Mexicans don't know the difference between ethnicity and race. Cain is white.

>>75544290
I love you.

>>75544360
>Cain is white
You wish he was white chalkskin

>>75544411
No white man wishes that dork was white.

>>75544353
You got me.

>>75544411
>cain and his gringo white tourist tier spanish

>>75544411
I'm latino. Just not a dumb Mexican.

>>75544466
>The guy with a "BROWN PRIDE" tattoo is white

haha

>>75544061
He left. He turned his back on the team that built him up to take a musclepharm sponsorship. HE sold out.

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Who is your favorite and least favorite current champs?

>>75543948
Shut the fuck up, nerd. You dont know shit about firearms ownership.

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>>75544553
Favorite: Woodley
Non-favorite: Bisping

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https://youtu.be/rFzCAdX3ID4
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>>75544528
How fucking insecure do you have to be? Gee wiz lads gee wiz.

>>75544699
BIG BROWN FLUSH DOWN

>>75544699
i wish he kept fighting even if only in bellator

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Daily reminder that MMA is a one man sport, and Dillashaw did nothing wrong.

If someone is your friend then you want what is best for them. One wrong punch and your career is over tomorrow. You have to make the most money you can in the short amount of tie of you have. TJ was being paid to train and had tons of specialists to help him flourish. Faber should've said "we can't pay to train bro, go there and make some money, you can visit but you can't train here, someone here might fight you in the future". But Team Alpha Fail flipped out and went nuts.

Don't believe Faber and his lies. Remember K Swiss? Remember Form Athletics? Remember how Faber was making millions and killed both companies because of his money laundering scheme.

>>75544290
>>75544374
I SAID I LOVE YOU

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>>75544340
El chapo conor was a savage. He honestly needed to lose to diaz he was simply too cocky and confident

>>75544860
Only (man)children blame Dilly. TAM is full of insecure manlets.

>>75544860
>Form
yawn
>Torque
gay hand job apparel

>>75544860
>killed both companies because of his money laundering scheme.

oh do tell

>>75544860
THIS desu

>>75544860
All the MMA experts like Zane Simon, Connor Ruebusch, and Nate Wilcox have explained that Faber is a scumbag.

No doubt in my mind if Schaub fought again it would be the most talked about and most hyped fight on /heem/

>>75545098
Oh for sure 100%

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>>75544912
He was calling himself a god and Nate cut him back down to size.