Manchester City VS Manchester United - Game Thread 4

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>mouyes

GAYBREYOL JAYSUS

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Marco Silva is better than both of these frauds

even the mods know eplel is utter cancer

B A S E D

Are we not going to talk about this Pringles fleshlight?

>these mods
Kek

>>75536739
Well done on getting your promotion, I heard they tripled your wages.

How much was it again?

>Manchester united

Boring

Weak, boring, manager is a crook. Bad team. Bad fans. Former glories are nothing!

Honestly, Manchester united and their fans are just so boring. Nothing special about being a customer

Sad!

>>75536748
he's also a real qt

:3

Any other reds absolutely cacking their pants

>£0.36 has been deposited into your account

>United still not had a chance

>"""""Premier""""" League

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JOSE THIS IS JUST WAITING TO GET BEAT

FUCKING CHANGE IT UP

>>75536770
I honestly feel good knowing im not a customer. Being a manure fan must be embarrassing.

Name 3 Midfielders better than Pogba?

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Daily reminder that Marouane Fellaini is an anagram of Moron Failure

>>75536786
yeah >we have been dog shit. just sitting back and letting them do what they want.

sterling is at best a 2nd half option to make assists given his speed
these finishes outside of the box are just cringe worthy

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For me, its Manchester Blue

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Slav friend
The absolute state of Manure

>>75536786
Absolute shambles at th back, completely flaccid in attack. Wrote this game off after 15 mins

who is supposed to be the goalscorer on united?

Manchester United have become what they once laughed at
Spending money like Chelsea
Settling for 4th like Arsenal
Celebrating former glory like Liverpool

>>75536793

Literally best two chances of the match

>>75536800
Herrera, Carrick, Mata

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>>75536761

You Deutsch are OBSESSED with our league.

Stay forever mad at your Buyern Monopoly league

>>75536786
Yeah I am, lose this an I'll never hear the end of it in work tomorrow.

>>75536801
that is a lie tbqh (to be quite honest)

>>75536801
mind = blown

>>75536800
Lee Cattermole, Barry Bannan, Jackie Chan.

>>75536800
Modric, Herrera, Rakitic

>>75536791
They had two, just messed them up bad as always. City just had one despite all the possession. (You aren't counting longshots as chances, do you?)

The mod is in the thread.

Act casual everyone.

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>>75536807
They won't be walking away with their one desired point tonight

>>75536810

>Former
>Literally won the most trophies this season

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I just got RDR for the xbox one fairly cheap just to get in touch for RDR2
also whats your opinion on Rick and Morty?

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PLEASE DELETE THIS ONE TOO BRUH

Game needs a fackin goal pronto

Quick survey
http://www.strawpoll.me/12839092

>>75536836
FOR FREE

test

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STOP watching our league

City's attack = knife
Manure's defence = butter

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>>75536837
jej

Without Pogba United doesn't create shit

>>75536844
it's good

>>75536837
you're such a sad cunt mate. spending so much time thinking about a team you supposedly hate

>>75536844
can you get rdr for ps4?

>>75536810
thats... actually pretty spot on

>>75536836
4-3

>>75536810
>>>/SportBIBLE/

>>75536844

Its hard to watch

>>75536851
kek

took time with my shit and let it go well into the 2nd half because I knew I would miss no goals

>>75536836
I sure love sports, fellow sports fan.

what does everyone think of the game of football that is currently being played?

>>75536864
you got it :)

The prememe league is a shame, no combination, pacebabies going against the full defense, its totally unwatchable

>>75536801
toure is an anagram of route

>>75536828

>>75536873
me personally , i loved it

>>75536848
who /one/ masterrace here?

>>75536861
only through ps now which means its the ps3 ver, which was worse than the 360 one

>>75536854
>the flip customer has been to more united games than the slovak has been to juve games

lel

>>75536851
> that filename

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>>75536871
What is your thoughts on sports loving anime girls?

>>75536844
I enjoy it but I can see why people get annoyed with it, I could do without the stuttering and burping all the time

>>75536873
the game of football currently played (by the teams manchester united and manchester city) is very interesting

the score is nil nil

>>75536873
Not worth talking about.

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>>75536873
Why has nobody scored a point yet?

United is tragic to watch

With the first pick in the 2017 NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns select Mitchell Trubisky, quarter back, North Carolina.

City's offense is as effective as __________
Help me lads

>>75536873
What sort of question is that to ask on this thread, you pervert.

Fuck sake you frog eyed cunt

Sub martial for lingard

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>>75536873
exquisite tactics, fellow /sp/ friend

>>75536848
Do escorts count? Because if so that's 8. If not then just the 1.

>slippy m

>slippy M

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>>75536860
Thanks

Is Bailly the first good African defender ever?

saged

>>75536928
ashley cole was alright

>>75536906

Take that shit elsewhere, Mick.

>United
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKOtzIo-uYw

football used to be more technical

>>75536908
donald trump

>>75536848
all hookers btw

>>75536873
I think Manchester United is a good team, but I also believe Manchester City can win. This could be a very interesting game of football.

>>75536896
I'm not sure if I follow, this is a sports board for sports fans. Maybe you could discuss anime girls on a different board, old sport.

Just tuned in did i miss anything?

can someone spoil lost for me because i dont want to watch it all

>>75536934
watch it m8, you're on thin ice right now

>>75536908
An English policeman disciplining muslim troublemakers.

>Mod VS Malaysia

Better than City vs United.

>>75536927
Hmm, photo is suspiciousy blurred, its almost as if the price labels don't refer to the products shown

>>75536928

Lucas Radebe

>>75536906

>draft

u wot

>>75536942

No it wasn't. Shitaly literally dominated football by defending

>>75536950
city are passing around aimlessly waiting for something to happen, united are sitting back and doing nothing

so no

>>75536950
you missed mou being a GOAT manager and playing for a draw, what a legend

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we all know whats going to happen right?

>>75536951
they're all dead

Get..martial..off

United really needs Ibra to hold up the ball.

>>75536928
Kolo Toure

era

>>75536951
The fat guy does something important in the end, an airplane crash occurs and there's someone called Locke.

It's become clear to me that the Malaysian and the German are working together.

Not really surprising that the German is encouraging the muslim to act barbarically. It's in their nature.

>Fellaini

>draw me like one of your matches, Mouyes

>>75536974
Jesus will come and save Manchester.

>Sterling
>Rashford

Choose one

City are flippy floppy cunts

>>75536927
if I saw that cake on sale for £1 I would buy it and eat it all by myself, because that's the sort of impulsive fat cunt I am

>>75536978
thought so, anything else happen?

>rating de bruyne

>>75536995
sturridge

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>>75536993

This is not our night at all

What exactly is United's "out" to escape from this defending? Rashford doing a fast run?

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Name much-loved and missed trips. You can add to the list:

Manchester
ChelseaManager trip
cest
RazorHoeneß
flip trip
F

>>75536969
Shitaly always had great technical players unlike englel

Fellaini is pure shite

THIS MOD IS GOING ROGUE

>>75536939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWFVQtg6eDU

>yfw United's only creative solution is Lingard

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>>75536957
P.I. Faraz Asad on the case

>>75536972
> be mou
> chelsea doesnt make ucl
> move to united
> buy pogba and ibra
> chelsea wins league
> united doesnt get make ucl

hes special alright

KDB is fat

>>75536995
Sterlel

>this shit after real barca

>>75536982

I said good

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>mfw there are "people who rate Coutinho

>That corner
Ahahahaa!

Is it HAY-sus or JAY-sus?

hitting the side netting should count as 2 goals

prove me wrong

Ever since Mou arrived Martial just seems to give even less of a fuck about anything

Why the fuck was the last thread deleted?
Faggot weebs

>>75537028
Kane?

>>75537010
>RazorHoeneß
>tfw to smart too stay put and not pull a tactical retreat

This game will finish 0-0 and mou will be hailed as a tactical genius

>Manure only has 3 shots, 1 on target

What did they mean by this?

>>75537023
He's THICC

Hahaha SORRY weeb man

>>75537011

No they didn't they just fuckign hoofed it and it was boring as fuck

Aguero is Ronaldo tier now. 20 shots per game. 2 on target

>>75537026
>Starter for the only team in England that didn't lose a game in the league all season.
And I gave you one.

>>75537031
I think you pronounce the J in portugese

>>75536999
nothing important most of it makes no sense

>4 game threads
>0 - 0

Obviously manc derby is still a big game

jesus christ Rooney has aged

>>75537031
je-zooj

This is fucking awful

>>75536990
dont really know what that is

Rooney looks fat

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>>75537019
>implying referees, journalists and Eva Carneiro didn't all conspire to take down The Master

Mourinho is basically offering Guardiola a point in this match.

Pure shite i hate this coach!

>>75537052
wtf that's disgusting just post gore

>>75537023
It is a metabolic dysfunction- I'd strongly suggest. Please do not be rude.

Should City sell Aguero in the summer?

>>75537056
customers will then say it was a good performance and how this match was so much better than lvg's matches.

This is just gonna end in 0-0

every United player's first touch and decision-making has regressed under Mourinho

DO SOMETHING JOSE

JESUS

IS

COMING

>>75537069

I have nothing else to do but shitpost tbqh

>aGAYro

sub this shit off

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Jesus will score 3 goals today

>>75537064

Johnny Evans was part of the defense that broke the clean sheet record. Kolo was shit

>>75537062
yes they did, they have one right now too

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>Aguero just blasting it now


the state of manchester...

Argentinian here

sell Aguero and get Suarez, that way Aguero can rot in hell

>>75537073
Should ask Rumpelstiltskin for a youth potio n

>is a Kun needs 20 shots to score

100% JESUS

city wins if it's 0-0 right?

easier schedule rest of the way and no europe to worry about mid week

Rppney would have scored

PLAY RASHFORD IN BEHIND

oh my fucking God these players are morons

This is so shit fuck me

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NIL-NIL

Friendly reminder that you have all wasted an hour of your lives watching this shit

This shit is over soon as Jesus hits the field

Yawn

>>75537088

Yes. Take the money and run

>>75537083
What is Eva Carneiro doing now? Please say escorting.

>>75537116
that's a big image

>>75537112

No they didn't they just hoofed it agaisnt barca and scored some flukes

How is this the best squad United could assemble with a virtually unlimited budget? There's no depth whatsoever. They're actually going to have to turn to rppney or lingard

>>75537136
im still going to watch the last 30 in the hope that something happens eventually

>>75537092
compared to how they were under van gaal? thts complete bullshit

WHO CAN STOP A RED DEVIL

ONLY... JESUS

LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE #ASIANCITYFANS

>aguero desperately taking wild shots now he sees based jesus warming up


this is last 10min of aguero's city career

>this is what the midfield is without Pogba

You should all APOLOGISE

>>75537111
Kek and what has Bailey done? Coneeded enough to sit outside the top 4 with the most expensive teammates ever.

>>75537136
it was watching this or sleeping

>>75536873
I think that city should get some skilled finishers ASAP, besides that it has been a regular poop vs mouyes match

>>75537136
I've wasted 227,760 hours of my life mate

>>75537083
did journalists and eva also conspire for conte to win the league with fucking pedro and costa as forwards?

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>this is rated in England

>>75537146
She sued so much money out of Chelsea thanks to >mouyes she probably doesn't have to do anything for the rest of her life

>>75537147

for australia (you)

Now you see why City need to get rid of Aguero

I think I'll watch videos of train rides on youtube, instead

>>75537041
because you're not on pornhub

>>75537157
pogba is the best player in the world shut up hes young

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Tactical football, amirite lads?

the armenian tries to be modric, can't get one right

>>75537156
Barca? I'm talking about the nt

>>75536679

Anyone got an acestream?

>>75537169
there's a midfield?

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>CUM ON CITY
>CUM ON CITY
>CUM ON CITY
>CUM ON CITY
>CUM ON CITY

>parking the bus in the derby
explain yourselves

where is Pogba?

>>75537083
>You know remember Chelsea plastics turning on their waifu Eva because Mouyes commanded it
The cult of Mou is scary, made them happy to get rid of Mata too.

>>75537173
What's the difference

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>>75537178
AND they've killed Zlatan's leg

>>75537182
wtf has happened to him in the league though? is it peps fault?

Why isn't Pogba winning?

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>>75537192
>Another train autist on /sp/

>>75537182
What is it with Argies and not being efficient scorers

Martial needs to fucking go

so sick of this shit

its going to be fucking nil nil

fucking state of this derby

problem with this fixture is, that despite the quality on the pitch (most of which can be attributed to city if we're honest), there isn't anyone apart from maybe De Bruyne who is able to make things really happen on their own

that's why this derby has been boring

>>75537209

Invisible as usual

>>75537206
Two trophies already for united you fat cunt.

This teams are as creative as a fucking brick.

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>they don't enjoy Mou-ball
>they don't have an acquired taste for watching someone kill a game

PEASANTS

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>>75537206

the mourinho 'if they don't win we can't lose' strategy

genuinely forgotten what the D on the edge of the penalty box is for

What a frustrating game

what a shite match

>>75537211
sleeping is useful

Valencia is overrated as fuck, get Fosu Mensah on

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Is David Silva Mexican?

>>75537136

I don't even like either of the them

>>75537241
>>75537240

united are shit sub them off

>>75537232

There have been 0 (zero) dabs

>>75537239
marks the distance players must stay behind during PKs

>>75537183
If I was a girl, I'd legally scam, too. I'd had good cover (see high divorce rates) and female victim role advantage.

>mourinho teams playing big games

remember when this derby was good?

remember when moyes lost 4-1?

remember the absolute state of manure fans afterwards?

>>75537256
he's half (or quarter, i forgot) japanese and the rest spanish

>>75537234
they won't win any for customer satisfaction

wtf was that guy in the crowd doing
miming a throw-in and then laughing at himself

>>75537256
half spanish half japanese I think

Herrera is Uniteds only midfielder right now

Lads my father living in Mexico is a diehard footie fan and he just texted me that he is done watching this game and is going to walk our dog.

how are manure fans okay with this football? how the fuck are they okay with playing for draws? the biggest club in england as all the customers say, yet every game is played for a draw?

ZzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzZZzzzz

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>>75537282

>>75537266
jesus to come on, score in injury time and dab

digits confirm

Mario BalotelliVerified account @FinallyMario 4m4 minutes ago
More
Come on city!!!!


This is it, united is finished

>>75537256
He is from canary islands, so I guess the answer is yes.

>>75537268
ah yeah
makes sense

So this...is the power of the Premier League...Woah

>>75537284
Spotted the scouser.

>96

If Vincent Kompany was eligible for Trump's tax cuts he'd be Vincent Company

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>>75537239
makes Brasilians feel clever.

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Whoever wins /sp/ wins. United win >expooped, city win based slav, if they tie both.

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>paying 90 million for a dab instructor

Does Mou only know how to park the bus or something?

This is just a repeat of when united went to anfield, I expect teams like boro to do this but this is embarrassing

>those wide areas

Though Gary was talking about Shaw's hips.

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ABU ABU ABU

>>75537307
liverpoop aren't a big club either

American here (ignore the flag, on holiday).

I gave soccer a chance as I'm here in England and I've wasted my night watching this shit.

Seriously, soccer blows. Every time I tune in it's a "thrilling" 0-0 tie with nothing but terrible flopping and funny fight songs from the crowd as highlights.

Why do you brits bother with this shit?

Also, why are there so many muslims here?

>>75537284
Shit bait

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Which branch should I read after the game lads?

>>75537284

That's how the rest of the Premier League teams play against us. It's only natural to get used to it.

Name a cuckier club than manure, I'll wait

CHEEKY

i wish mourinho would just die

>>75537328
are you watching the same game as me?

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>>75537327
>funny fight songs

>>75537327
>American here (ignore the flag, on holiday).
angry cricket fan detected

>>75537327
>not letting immigrants fuck your wife
good luck in british prison

Man u better team we just cant get that finish off. Got 0-0 written all over it.

@75537327 (you)

>>75537334
The Bible. You must pay for your sins.

Rashford may as well be at home watching the game on TV

Celta Vigo have lost two matches in a week.

Get ready to celebrate a Europa league lads

American here on holiday

i'm at the pub eating a hot dog (3 quid fuck off) and no one is even watching anymore lul, what a joke of a game.

ps anyone near the chelsea area wanna hang out? going to madame tusads later

>>75537327
No American has ever said "On holiday"

>""""""""""""english football""""""""""""

for you guys to create the sport, ya'll are pretty bad

>paying and going to watch a game end in a 0-0 draw

im surprised people still show up to manchester games desu

If digits, goal at 78 minute mark

>>75537328
Even the commentators are saying they're ok with taking a draw lol

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>Not appreciating the tactical genius of mouyes

>>75537353
what is the american obsession with cuckolding
I hope to understand it some day

>>75537363
EXPOSED

I seriously hope you guys have never slept on this tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBPtP4t2J1k

>>75537353
>60% 'white'

>>75537334
Sauce

>>75537361
tbf they're only concentrating on the EL, basically fucked the league off ages ago

not looking forward to it really. hate playing spanish teams. especially ones that can get results in big games.

>>75537345
and miss the opportunity to see him keep humiliating himself?
I genuinely enjoy watching him lose
I got to give him that

also, good to see that not all portuguese worship that meme

>>75537365
>Implying the EPL is english

>>75537335
>every team plays like this against united
>ball stays in the centre circle because that would be pushing too high up the pitch to go and get it

>>75537327
>on holiday
Nice try Nigel.

>>75537309
>Called Vincent Kompany
>Isn't an incorporated LLC
Really, really makes the neurons fire

>>75537334
The school. Post it here too

boring match mid half slags?

I'm so fucking bored

>>75537277
Way less than quarter, his mother has some japanese ascendent, but its not japanese, his gran fathers neither.

>Most expensive team in history of football
>Park to bus against every good team

embarrassing

>>75537379
don't talk about a tune big man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljz9XYbXsUs

If digits something interesting happens this match...like a fucking bomb going off.

Nexen Tire.

>It's a Mourinho parks the bus episode

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>>75537358
That wasn't an option unfortunately - did you mean to say one of these instead?

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>>75537404

What in the fuck is the ref'ing?

>de brown

>>75537284
they are not happy with it

Is Question Time on tonight??

Fucking shitty match. What's happened to these players?

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Boring is just another word for strategic

Rather pilot a plane on a slippy runway then watch this shit desu

>lelngard

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>this gaem

75min
0-0
zero subs
kill me

>>75537420
That's every episode

American here, whair da wite women @?

>Have the most expensive team in PL history
>Has to park the bus in every big game to get a point
>Same tactics as Pulis
>Some people will call Mouyes a genius and say he's "done it again"

Who want to fuck my wife?

>>75537436
THE BANKERS THE BONUSES IT'S DISGUSTING

>inb4 United goal

Mou wasn't hired to entertain, you plebs.

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Manure goal would unironically be an improvement

>>75537390
eh, mourinho might be respected but he isn't exactly popular in portugal

only porto fans really like him

WHERE THE FUCK IS JESUS

mou to buyern when :]

>>75537453
good question

>>75537464
>expecting >us to score from a corner

>it's another kompany awkwardly misses an interception episode