OFFICIAL DODGERS VS. GIANTS #4 GAMETHREAD

Neither of these teams will win the WS this season.

>>75535467
t. Dads fan from his basement

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We can't fucking hit

>>75535467
we know. its an odd year my friend

>>75535759
We will today, you see who they have on the mound?

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Day basedball

Seager Smooth

AGONE

>swing for bombs
>Moore finally challenges him
>seagod gets a bomb
What a idiot

Lol well shit

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Thought this game was in the afternoon.
Comfy as fuck.

go julio

>>75536445
I want to practice pitching with that onion. I bet I could strike you out with it.

For fuck's sake Moore you had Seager 0-2 and threw a fastball right down the middle p

I saw a fat Mexican in Kershaw jersey was it DG?

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Julio with the blue glove like Ramon Martinez.

why are giants doyers games so comfy bros

>>75536758
Im young and hot lol.

>>75536872
Because we both are the most liked fan base on /mlb/ and we all get along

>>75537196
kek

>that dodger arroyo Jersey
You guys catch that?

>>75537356
Yeah, I caught it and threw it back

whats up with urias eyes brehs

>>75537417
He's half-Mexican-half-Chinese lol.

>>75537417
tumor

Corey Seager doing his best Andrelton Simmons impression.

That was a legit hit he took away. If only his lateral range was just as good. He's quite good with those shallow fly's.

Urias needs to step on the gas and commit. You got 98, step on it.


>>75536758
Nice job racial profiling some poor fuck who just wanted to go out and watch a baseball game you bigot piece of shit.

>>75537588
>Corey Seager doing his best Andrelton Simmons impression.

kek

foh breh

seager > shit kneegrow

apologize rite now

>CREAM made it to AT&T
The hype around that died like 3 years ago

CREAM is legit

I had a great shake there once

>>75537684
Andrelton Simmons will retire as the greatest defensive short stop to ever touch a baseball. Don't be disrespectful dumb ignorant piece is shit.

>>75537789
okay whatever you say breh

lol
ducks lost last nite faggot

also get seceded from my city we want no part of you i la

>>75537963
that's DG

>>75537963
Im not an angels fan b. Just don't disrespect andrelton Simmons we are blessed to watch him.

Ask a jints fan up in the nosebleed section anything.

>>75538519
Why are San Fagsisco fans so poor they can't afford good seats like Dodgers fans can?

Bitch nigga Durant spotted at the game.

NICE job having a COWARD PUSSY BITCH in attendance

>>75538534

Lol I'dunno, but half of the fans up here are Dodgers supporters.

Is there a more beta name than Kelby?

>>75538519
Run on the field

Are the Rockies and Dbacks legit you guys?

>>75538569

You should get a job at ESPN.

>>75538576
Joc

That's some fag shit desu senpai

That shit is a balk my dude

>>75538534
Literally one of the most expensive places to live in the world

>>75538614
Strange how its only opposing teams who call the balk and not the 5 umpires on the fucking field

>>75538590

Still a little early to say. That and jinxes are strong with either club.

>>75538614
They would have called that shit a balk his whole career if it was yet it's been fine in the minors and the majors. There must have been 100 umps that have declared it not a balk.

Why aren't you guys at work?

>>75538596
Im too busy writing for fangraphs

>>75538674
My gf's mom pays for everything

>>75538674
My wife's son pays for everything

>only one hit but it was a dinger
How annoying

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ya'll fuck with this b4?

>>75538882
>putting tapatio in your bag of chips
>stuffing hot Cheetos in food
Are like the top two in mexican kid cuisine power rankings

>>75538946
I actually started doing all this hot cheetos shit when my stepsister dropped some on her brocolini cheddar soup. It was really good. I've see ghetto people drop it on cup noodles. That's some poverty shit. Hot cheetos do not exist in Mexico

Hahaha

Ball don't lie in that balking bullshit

>>75538946
Hot Cheetos with a bit of nachos cheese is kinda nice

I tried deep frying some a while back and it tasted horrible

ARROYO'D

ARROYO

Arroyo almost knocked Urias' eyes back into place with that swing

Atta kid

Yes!
Meme magic

Gonna be fun watching Arroyo fuck the doyers for years to come

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>>75539094

>>75539002
>>75539060
Hot Cheetos fit into most things that's why poor Mexican kids do it all throughout their school years
Drenching your chips with lime and tapatio is absolutely disgusting tho

Damn I know the giants are gonna give up at least a run here.
They always seem to give up runs after scoring

>>75539094
He's going to be better than Bellinger for sure, he's got a hole in his swing bigger than DG's mom's pussy

Hopefully the future LA riots destroy dodger stadium

>>75539142
Bet u don't eat pussy either huh faggot? Lime and salsa on chips is universally appreciated.

>>75539094
don't kid yourself, there's a reason why he was like 80 something best prospect as opposed to Bellinger being 7-11th.

>>75539094
It's been a decade and we're all still waiting for busted Pussy to do anything against the Dodgers except hit 240 off kershaw.

>>75539216
Prospect rankings mean jack shit

Taylor is pretty cute desu senpai

>>75539246
Hey, it's better than judging a prospect based on 3-4 games.

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>>75539246
>t. SFG fans with 28th best farm in baseball
Your team is shit bro. Move aside. You'll be battling for 4th place with the Padres.

>>75539284

if the team is shit, why did the dodgers lose to them yesterday?

>>75539304
Because dodgers are playing shitty right now

Fucking SVS piece of shit

>>75539304
>giving him yous
Fuck off dude

>>75539304
Managerial incompetence. If bumshit was good why is he 0-4 and out for the season

>>75539210
Put the salsa on the side you fucking animal
Lime is acceptable but not too much where it gets as soggy as ya moms snatch

Godamn that was tense
Thank god for risp

>>75539344

its a hard job testing out dirtbikes

Damn SANFUCKCISCO's highlight of the season was scoring on some teenage beaner kid in his first start of the season lmao

Can't make this shit up.

Kelby Thomson+arroyo+bead couldn't afford Bellinger stupid faggots

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>2017
>Van Slyke is still a major league ballplayer

>>75538590
No but dbacks have great hitting
Their pitching is garbage and Rockies got exposed days ago

>>75539393
Arroyo tied the game, Ballinger struck out like a bitch in the clutch
Keep jerking it to the pipeline tho

>>75539421

The Rockies start hot literally every single season.
The Dbacks bullpen will eventually catch up to them.

>>75539421
Dbacks have very good pitching retard. Greinke is back to his dodger form, Ray is above average, Corbin and Walker are also very good. You catch those fuckers hot in a 5 game series you're in trouble.

Boystown West feeling brave after only tying the game lmao

>the home of west hollywood talking about another city being gay

lol

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>>75539456

>>75539470

Ray is a meme K/shit the bed pitcher. Corbin and Walker are mediocre at best.

>Fernando Rodey

kek

>>75539393
Nigga shut the fuck up. Talking shit about Urias?

>>75539400
Not sure why he's playing in 1st over Bellinger. He's not hitting either and Bellinger is much better defensively.

>>75539456
You would trade Arroyo for Bellinger straight up. Don't lie. Anyone knew Bellinger wouldn't straight up rake when he first came up due to his strike out rate. He would need to adjust.

I said this shit before the 1st game. Arroyo has no power and his hitting isn't going to be enough in the long run.

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Hey, I don't think we've had a proper moment of silence for the Bumshit yet.

Let's have one now.....


........ Moment of silence for DUMBSHIT....

..........

>bumgarner doesnt even have to play to infuriate doyer fans

god DAMN

>>75539631
>>75539456

It's been literally 3 games. All that means jackshit in the long run.

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>get meme'd on
>"lol ur mad"

Everytime.

Don't be like mest faggots. You girls are a little better than that.

>>75539684
Thank you anon.
Hope he recovers soon

>literally cannot stop talking about him even while he's on the DL

>>75539631
I'd rather have consistency rather than a fun number of dingers in a year, seems like Joc 2.0.
Every prospect you doyers tell me to worry about haven't been good besides Seager

Hey what time is the parade for beating the Dodgers?

fuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>75539803
Joc Pederson is worth more than the collective outfield of the SFG you fucking idiot

Gee thanks posey, hadn't seen a 2Gidp performance in a while.

>>75539910

is that based on conditions you deem fair?

>>75539910
A pile of rocks is better than a pile of shit sure.
But you were talking about Arroyo not our God awful outfield

>>75539938
It's based on simple metrics of production. Homers. rbi. Runs. Defense. War. Power.

This game is gonna come down to a solo HR isn't it?

get walking you ginger cunt

>>75539985
>power metric
How do you determine that? Launch angle and bat speed or something?

>that pitch

umpball in full effect

>>75539803
He could be like Joc, but his power is rated higher at least.

>throw cutters outside of the strikezone because the ump just flips a coin in his head to decide balls and strikes untill you get a strikeout

fuck the giants have solved baseball

Non-Dodger fan here: is it true that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans?

>>75540041

these umps have a boner fr cutters

they where giving strikes to some very dodgy Jansen pitches

>>75540084
no

winning the WS is :^)

>>75540276
How are you gonna do that missing the playoffs?

>one of the worst hitters in baseball gets a hit off one of the best closers in baseball

Dodgers please put in hatcher next inning

>Gearrin
We're gearing up for a loss here boys

>>75540307

Is this your first time watching baseball?

i just ate too much sweets and my stomache hurts now, why do i do this

Le give up walks followed by rbi hits man

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>>75540307
Giants always play great against the Dodgers

>>75540443
Tfw ate nachos with lots of jalapenos followed by a chocolate muffin
Not a good combo

damn
G-good game

LOL Imagine if your 3rd basemen didn't go to Boston?

Based Chutley

>>75540443
>>75540517
Sushi buffet and green tea ice cream here. Feeling fine.

>>75540443
I ate 2 hot dogs and a Gatorade
Please end me

please take out Okert

At least we can't fuck this up

lmao this is exactly what happened yesterday

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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WEW

gg giants, back to the basement with the dads and non-april rockies

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

KELLLLL-BYYYYYYYYYYY!

These fucking mental mistakes of his, man. He'll save the day one moment and wreck everything the next.

based fucking Utley, he is The Man

t-thanks hunter

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>jints bullpen experience

gg Dodgers

See ya in a few days

>puig

>>75540844

kontos and melon did ok at least

this feels good my nigga

just end it
Not even romo and hatcher can save us

>>75540866
Fuck okert

Atleast i get to go to the park tomorrow
Just in time to watch the pads wreck shark

GG doyers

Have to live with a split during the worst part of our season I guess.

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This fucking team man

Gg.
Series went better than expected DESU

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gg dodgers. See you next week.


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Next is SD for 3 games ...

Game #1 is tomorrow at 10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT.