OFFICIAL METS VS BRAVES GAMETHREAD

just woke up... i'm not a morning person.

>>75533416
umps are paid off

>>75533505
the one to assdribble was a strike. don't know about the one to cespedes

i wake up for this bullshit from harvey, ugh. thor has bicep probs, now? what??

THROW STRIKES HARVEY YOU KEK

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well at least the season will mercifully be over early. not sure watching this team is good for my mental health

based dickGOD got Noah so shook he had to withdraw kek

>reyes

Why would anyone watch a >barfs game without
BIG
SEXY

remove reyes he is worst spic

jesus you had him by a mile reyes. harvey looks like shit but this is just a meltdown

>Le jog around third base man

Jesus this team can't catch a break

was harvey up late last night partying cause he expected not to pitch or something? he's asleep at the wheel.

>>75533807
it all comes back to this team's horrible medical staff. pretty soon the rotation is going to be frontlined by robert gsellman and zack wheeler.

What happened to Syndergaard?

>>75533969
"tired arm"

ah shit, i think he's safe at 1st.

i would say "tumbling down", but this is sadly nothing new

kek, this is a train wreck.

holy shit i can't believe we got outta that with no damage.

Fucking magic

despite everything Mets are still in this game if these faggot hitters ever want to start scoring runs

>only a 2 run game
>lead feels insurmountable
sigh

If Harvey allows 2 through 6 than that's fucking fine, we need the offense to step up

tell me about green armband? if i take it off will he die?

Oh christ.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The absolute state of the New York injuries.

oh fucking fuck me in the ass, cespedes hurt AGAIN

season over

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Don't worry Mets fans. He'll come and save the day soon.

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>>75534235
CAN'T WAKE UP

rip in piss

>>75534272
What's his endgame?

>>75534285
His endgame is to win, baby.

>barves

>everyone injured
>game tied

huh

>the spaghetti factory of atlanta

Season's over.

This team is shit

>>75533969
Mets are saying tired arm

So in reality probably needs Tommy John

obvious corked bat for freeman but ok

based freddy is too stronk

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the list grows ever longer.

>>75534406
Add Cespedes

3 run hr, FOR FUCKS SAKE. harvey is fucked today, just pull him off the mound already!!

welp fuck this team

fire terry and promote tebow to player/manager/cleanup hitter for the memes i dont care at this point

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>mest

FUCK YES BASED SUZUKI

ELITE
L
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>>75533630
The Rear Admiral

It boggles my mind that people can look at the shape of this team and say "fire Terry"

>mest

off to class boys. wish i could say it's been fun, but it hasn't

>shit with twins, athletics
>elite on braves
Japman cometh

it's like someone cranked the shittiness to max

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>this braves season

Wow he actually did something.

Looks like all that uppercutting got Reyes that HR he was looking for

>>75534544
The injuries are a problem but his pitching management cost the mets several games already.

>>75534631
hopefully now he can go back to putting it on the ground

oh shit, i was outside for a minute, reyes actually hit a HR?

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>this season
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75534678
so futile to complain about bullpen management when citi field is a glass warehouse

>>75534861
That at least goes both ways and most of the bullpen chokes have been on the road.
Are you seriously blaming the stadium? Fuck outta here. Red Sox won a hundred games last year and 3 WS in the past 10 years. Phillies have won a world series in Citizens Bank.
Retard.

>>75534910
>what is a metaphor

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>>75534910
He means that the team is made of glass you dip

>>75534963
>>75534931
Oh fuck off faggots

I'm embarassed to be a fan of this team because of people like you and chinkscribbles.

>>75534931
It's a shitty one.

>>75535202
wait, what are you arguing about now? terry is a terrible manager. no one on the team can stay healthy. are you one of these mets fans who think they can do no wrong, despite the overwhelming fact that they are complete fuck ups right now?

>>75535351
Its fucking April you retards

>>75535378
so? every game counts. when the corn flakes settle to the bottom of the box at the end of the season, the teams in the thead form the beginning usually tend to stay in the lead. mets are fucked right now. they would literally have to win 7 games straight to get even.

>>75535378
And our best player has the same injury that plagued him for many months last year and our ace has had health problems all year. These are not things that magically disappear when the calendar turns to may.

>>75535378
>if I call everyone a retard I will prove my superiority in debate

the only thing the mets can beat right now is their wives

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>>75535535
Yep

>>75535378
The Nationals are 9 games over .500, they just have to play .500ish baseball for the rest of the entire season and they win 90 games. It's getting harder and harder for the Mets to push .500, let alone 90 wins

>>75535454
Nah only 5, even (looking like when) if they lose this game.

>>75535378
exactly this, games from april dont count towards the final record that determines playoff standings so why care

>>75535951
Ah one of the good leafs.

MUH ELEVATION
I now understand why Keith becomes incensed when they talk about launch angle

Who do we have to sacrifice to turn this season around?

Terry? Reyes? Gelbs?

>>75536049
I'd sac Reyes and Wright for a wild card win.

>>75536049
reyes has got to go. i love him, but he's not 2005 version anymore. he's single handedly blown more games cumulatively by completely inept errors, giving away leads and making bumbling plays than anyone else.

>>75535951
>>75535614
>>75535484
>>75535468
>>75535454
Retards

>>75536049
David Wright, which is in turn Reyes. We need to go get a good hitting third baseman like Will Meyers or Frazier.

>>75536136
So you're saying the nationals are going to play under .500 and the Mets are gonna play like .600 ball for the rest of the season? No son, you are the retard.

>>75536129
I would keep Reyes simply as a bench player to be used as a pinch runner or extra fielder.

Last year was such a surprise that both Reyes and the team set their expectations way too high for this season. Seriously after his showing in the WBC, Rivera should of got the nod at 3rd.

>>75536470
that's probably a better idea overall. reyes has finally gotten around to stealing a couple of bases again, so he' still got most of his speed, he just can't hit worth a damn anymore for some reason.

>jim johnson
enjoy this win mets

why th e fuck that faggot kemp gotta catch that shit

>>75536557
He's hitting .375 in his last 3 games, terry will use that as a justification to keep him in the lineup.

beh. well, see you guys tomorrow night for more horrors.