/180/: BETWAY PREMIER LEAGUE DARTS NIGHT 13

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>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm BST start, all matches best of 12 legs)
James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade v SnackP&Ot
Chizzy v MvGOAuTism
Taylel v Snakeshite
Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson v Barney
Adrian "[foghorn noises]" Lewis v Michael "Barnsley Bint Bonker" van Gerwen

>Week 13 preview
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1r9tj26vruxxv1i2aff5a4kzwj/title/betway-premier-league-birmingham-preview

>Week 12 review
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1kdpky0o24fh81rd8bz8kyd78a/title/betway-premier-league-night-12

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*dabs against Autism*

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If ever a match could be summed up by "trebles for show, doubles for dough", it was this one.

Wright's 121 was a bull finish for the match as well.

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>>75533338
Bravo, Benito.

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King's day edition

And we're on now.

>tfw arrers and snooks

>>75533911
AND HE GETS IT

>>75533935
The question is which to watch on tv and which on phone and then which to have on mute

>>75533948
Consider the following:
>not watching both on streams and in small windows
Currently got darts on mute but will switch later once the matches start

>>75533979
If mardle comes on its an auto mute for me. Plot twist: even if the alternative is virgo

>>75534001
Mardle's not involved tonight.

>44
>Wade

Wade clutch finishing

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>this match
Bit dull.

Still better than a Lakeside preliminary match though.

>le 100 to 120 checkout man

>that finishing
abysmal

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>this finishing

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>Snackpot
Wade delivering a Classic Wade performance.

>Poois

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>>75534444
checked

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>jizzy

Why do they even bother hyping up Chizzy

>Picking this song just because "Dizzy" ryhmes with "Chizzy"

JUST

>that first dart at T20 from Chizz on the 161 attempt
What the fuck was that?

>26
Chizzy throws his IQ!

On a serious note, he's snatching like fuck again.

>chizzy_throws_his_IQ.jpg

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>>75534865
>>75534871

>van autism

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Has Dabmond broken Autism?

[autism activates]

SHOOK

>van Gherkin

Is his little run finally over?

>chisnall in charge of applying pressure

someone run a leyland tester pot up to the stage

>Jizzy trying to count

inb4 chisnall chokes a 146 point lead

>autism
HAHAHAHA

>JIZZY
MORON

>Jizzy
lamo

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>>75535019
'no'

fucks sake lel

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>le choke leads away mong

>the absolute state of Chokenall

>le kettle man

>Koert's ridiculous orange jacket
Kingsday faggots make me sick

>>75535315
reported to the AIVD

>special needs interviews

>>75534950
That was the last time the Dab had a genuinely great game on TV.

>when he struggled against that literal nobody in Round 1 of the Worlds

MvG always speaks like he has a hot potato in his mouth. Gets me everytime.

>>75535498
You now remember when he was clutch as fuck with his last dart

>>75535532
that has a different meaning in Dutch (posh)

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IT

IS

TIME

HE

IS

HERE

>>75535596
He's mumbling like fuck.

>>75535659
yeah I know it's just a fun fact

In Dutch: to speak with a hot potato in your mouth = to speak posh

Van Gerwen is the opposite of posh probably

Literally no clue what Wright's "theme" is supposed to be tonight.

Explosion in a paint factory?

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DAT 104

>le finish 116 a lot man
Taylor seething.

DAT 116
git gud Pheel

Think I figured out why Part hasn't been on comms these last few weeks, he's been rolling around Vegas doing promotions for the return of darts to the Sin City.

http://www.troplv.com/las-vegas/shows-entertainment/us-darts-masters

>Pheel getting humped
Glorious scenes.

>>75536248
That would explain it. Is John Fat going to try and qualify for that? Or can he not be bothered?

>Clownman

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>can't even hit unregulated trebles
>GOAT
Pick one

>>75536297
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_US_Darts_Masters

Looks like it's American Qualifiers going against a mix of PDC players...first round's gonna be dire.

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>pheel wore a fedora onto the stage
what the fuck I missed that

>>75536412
>Hopp
He's going to be burnt out by the time he's 30.

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B A R N E Y

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MON BARNEY

>Barney without glasses

Forgot this was on. lol feel

[headshaking activates]

P I T Y
L E G

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THAT HUGE 161

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DAT 161

>Gando getting to 4-0 and throwing the match again
Clearly he had a bet on over 9.5 legs this week and last week.

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>Borney

Think that could be it for Barney this season.

Has Chizz next week so that's not too difficult but then Clown in Aberdeen.

Hard to see him getting more than a point there.

>>75537355
Barney against Clown in his current form might get ugly.

>it's the "replace As with dollar signs" montage again

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>J$CKPOT

>>75537646
epic

MVG now on ultra-rape mode after being "rubbish" earlier.

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CHOO
CHOO
MOTHERFUCKER

Snackpot resembling the Costa Concordia here.

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>6-0
Poor little Lewis

>>75538127
lel

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[foghorn noises]

This kills the MVG-Lewis rivalry.

Shortest PL match ever? That must have been barely over 10 minutes

>p&o share price down 15%

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rekt

>9000 hours in paint

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>Snackpot

>10 posters
What went wrong?

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>m'caravan

>>75538409
Manchester derby being on at the same time didn't help things.

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>>75538431
top lel

And that D7 closes a variable night of darting action.

Adrian Lewis's double decker (no, not the chocolate bar) was as disastrous as it could have been as he failed to pick up a point. James Wade was his first victor as Snackpot's finishing vanished, only checking out at 25%, with the Machine hitting a nice 100 on his way to a much needed win that keeps him in the play-off race... for now anyway.

Dave Chisnall blew it yet again against a better player as he let 5-2 and 6-3 leads collapse against Michael van Gerwen. A Chizzy 84 to break in leg 6 punished a poor MVG, whose scoring and finishing was well below his usual standard as he dropped below 100. But once Dave hit D1 to secure a point, the Autism Express activated as he punished three missed D18s at 6-4 down for Chizz's match to claim a point.

Peter Wright finally made it to the O2 with a convincing battering of Phil Taylor. Pheel went 2-1 up with a 93 but won just one more leg as Clown's 41% finishing punished him: back-to-back 104 and 116 finishes from Wright pretty much killed the Groper, who only claimed one more leg.

Gary Anderson attempted a repeat of last week's 4-0 bottlejob yet held on for a crucial two points against Raymond van Barneveld in a high quality game. Barney got into the match in leg 4 with an 85 on the bull, but Gando hit back with a crushing 161 to go 4-1 up. RVB claimed three straight legs to tie it and then blew it on D16 for 5-4 and didn't win another leg as Anderson won with a 105 average.

Then, humiliation. The MVG-Lewis rivalry is dead after a whitewash of the Stokie. This was peak MVG: 111 average with 70% on the doubles surely ends Lewis's O2 hopes; a brutal murder of such a talent.

The penultimate league night is next week with these four matches from Sheffield:

>Peter Wright v Adrian Lewis
>Raymond van Barneveld v Dave Chisnall
>James Wade v Gary Anderson
>Michael van Gerwen v Phil Taylor

See you then. The Darts Show is also on again tomorrow on ITV4.

>>75538825
Thank you for the summary. Take care, m8. See you, /180/.