/147/ Snooker

is ding gay?

>>75532594
Depends how much you're willing to spend

>>75532584
Can't wait to see this slant eyed cunt get knocked out so all you casuals can fuck off

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>>75532436
Just ate dinner. Going to take a shower and then listen to some tunes. You?

>>75532473
Wait, you talked about this last year as well, right?

>>75532538
Ye

>>75532612
Mark pls

>If you aren't watching robbaz on twitch inbetween games you're a terrorist

>>75532615
>you talked about this last year as well, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD7JTpXZ1To

In 5 years robots will dominate snooker games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH08-JQwsZQ

>>75532691
selby already does mate

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>>75532615
cleaned up a bit and studied a bit of spanish
trying to get my new ps4 controller working with pc to test guilty gear
not much else i think, super exhausted and stresses out because of work so on the verge of passing out

what did you have for dinner?

>>75532691
correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it just following a pre-programmed routine? Meaning it would be useless when having to play against an actual human opponent

still impressive though

>>75532612
Gotta be up for the people that have never won before. And I say that as a big Selby fan.

[spoiler]Obviously Selby wins Best Ass[/spoiler]

>you will never give selbs a rusty trombone

Probably not gonna watch the evening session.

Just had some body weight training and I am eating calories and protein now.
For me it's quite easy to get a six-pack and a defined body thanks to being lanky manlet.

>>75532879
yeah, it's repeating the same routine.
It shouldn't be impossible though to create a robot that can't be beated in snooker.

>>75532958
I posted here about a week back because of my severe gastro enteritis (I'm fine now btw lads)

Had my first gym session back for about a month having not eating at all for one of those weeks. Lost a bunch of strength and my body feels all blobby

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>>75532958
>not watching the eventual winner of the final

>>75532865
Grab a cup of tea and get comfy. I just had "mac and cheese" with ham and vegetables in it. Plus a tasty salad.

>>75532669
Aww yisss, now I remember as well.
>tfw it's been a year already

Do Ding Schlurp The Cock ?

>>75533111
why do people keep asking if Ding is gay? how are we supposed to know la'

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>>75532958
Alright lad didn't need ya life story

How did Selby do ? Did he defeat the nasty chink ?

>>75533251
Greece, pay your denbts.

>>75532612
give up, you were a lone prick, how did you think it would go?

>>75533137
SCCCHHHHLLLUUURRRPPPPP

>>75533251
>>75533318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqvac4x3xw&t=51s

>>75533137
because he has cock on the mind?

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>>75533344
excellent contribution

>>75533375
who can blame him, honestly

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>>75533035
>tfw it's been a year already
Yeah, and the Bingening was 2 years ago.

>>75533324
try again in English

>>75533452
تتخلى كنت وحيدا ووخز, كيف سيكون?

>>75533510
Are you trying to make a witty retort? Because if so you're not succeeding

>>75532691
>ABB robot

What does this robot have against Burnley?

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>>75533439
We'll always have the memories, innit.

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>Barry Hawkins says he will have to improve his form dramatically in the World Championship semi-finals, otherwise he will get his "bum smacked" by four-time champion John Higgins.
wew Baz

Who /anyonebutmatchfixingcunt/ here?

>twentys plenty
>safetys not eightys
Cant think of anymore

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everybody back for the evening fun?

UK Garage represent

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UKBarrage

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>>75533572
who me? never

UKBarrage, reprezentz

>le emotions man

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is there a more pointless and unnecessary job?

>>75534050
Get ready! I paid Higgin 2 pasties and 1L Irn Bru to lose the first frame

What the fuck is up with some of these introductions?

>His son will be watching tonight.... THE HAWK!
>He likes cheese but not crackers... THE WIZARD!
>He prefers brunettes to blondes... THE HUMAN LEOPARD!

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>>75534050
qui mon herr

>nice guys
cringe

>>75534077
imagine how wrinkly and skeletal he'll be in 20 years, he's only 42 now.

>>75534077
John pls, shouldnt you be ready to announce the darts?

>>75533965
yeah would just be shit if higgins won

>>75534077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-DRWu1LpA

>potential Ding v Hawkins final
the Terry Griffiths Derby

>>75534104
Wish there were more people calling him out on it

wew baz, you're a whizz with that cue ae

Jesus christ never knew baz was left handed

>>75534127
and hes a boring person and player

>>75534141
like finding out you were adopted innit

ONE BLOBBY BLORKINS
THERES ONLY ONE BLOBBY BLORKINS

>>75534070
Either you're deranged or you're extremely dull

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bozza borkins

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>the lad that said we only like Asian players and Bingham
BTFO right now

>>75534196

That was you wasnt it?

higgins is the most average and boring looking person in the world

>>75534228
He's Scottish

>>75534180
what the fuck does that even mean? if you have nothing to say just focus on the snooker. stop pestering you moron/end

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A man denied his cueballs

>>75534228

The human version of Homebase.

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Jan will ref the final, r-right?

Jammy fucking scotch nigger.

>>75534257
Hope so desu

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>>75534228
Higgy bear

Outrageous safety play here lads. Pure snooker

Why the fuck is everyone a britton or a chinaman in this world championship

Does nobody else in the world play the sport ?

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>>75534257
yes

if higgins had any conscience he would have quietly and politely retired from the sport, obviously quite a sadistic barstard

>>75534296
higgins is a scot

>>75534296
not much

>>75534296
There are a couple of Thai players and Luca Brecel is Belgian I think.

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>>75534296
there's this Aussie Autist too

>>75534329
are you trying to be funny, or do you really think scots aren't brits?

>>75534390
scots are barely human

would you rather have an old man name like Barry, or a Millennial tryhard name like Kyren?

Looking forward to yet another poxy Englishman get slapped across the face by the big Scotch boaby

Also why are the English so ugly

>>75534329
youtube tier comment.

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i love watching snooker with 147

you lads are nice

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>John Higgins is 41

jesus christ he looks at least 55

>>75534296
Tony Drago was from Malta.

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>>75534514
familia

>>75534514
Been very unfriendly today though

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>>75534514
>>75534586
>>75534590
All the lads

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Found a higher quality vid, so here's a fresh webm for you faggots.

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdxFz6rXqc&t=3h9m29s

>>75534514
y-you2

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>>75534296
>>75534357
>>75534381
>>75534566

>>75534296
FU Japan.

>>75534627
Shaven head does Ronnie no favours at all. Like Beckham he's been through hairstyles galore.

>>75534564
drink

>>75534322jaaaa, everybody makes mistakes.

>>75534636
illuminating, there's still one maltese player

>>75534666
Bring back the tiara. Him and Hunter(r.i.p) were super cool.

>>75534743
gay bastard

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So lads, is this match basically to decide who loses in the final?

>>75534777
Trips confirm, yes.

>>75534777
if Ding screws up next two sessions, you might as well give Selby the cup
also checked

>>75534774
Fool!!!!

Who is /ourguy/ in this match ?

>>75534564

Same age as Ronnie

>>75534296
Because only the British and the Chinese have the mental fortitude and mathematical brain skills to actually compete at a tough sport like snooker.

>>75534564
>>75534817
Ronnie at least works out and goes running. Higgins likes pies too much.

>>75534811
not the fixer

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BLOOOOOOORKINS

>>75534811
I'm #LarkinforHawkin

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>>75534627

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>it's an evening's snooker with Hazel

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You may only post in this thread if your country has won the World Snooker Championship

>>75534899
Was it that bad?

>>75534945
what animal is that

>>75535013
dog

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>blarry

Blobby barry borked it

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>>75534954
Well yeah lmao

>>75535013
bunny comfortus

>>75534989
Would you sell me your mom for 300 thousand?

Gwan bazza

>>75535013
Viscacha. A rabbit/chinchilla thing.

>>75535046
DavisWinsLOL

>>75535096
>play snooker and your last name is davis
>don't win the world championship

Would be a shame on the family name.

OOOOOOOOOOO

AAAHHHHHHH

>Bazza

>this match

why even bother?

real final is ching chog vs the molester desu

>>75535122
>mark davis

Ding take it in the pooper or nah

>the state of world championships semi-finals

>>75535059
He got heckled once I know. Butt nowadays nobody cares I think. Assto your question.. no

>>75535153
Same Rawnny Ding

>>75535153
I like Barry.

What the Hawk should do is start potting some balls and stop Higgins from potting balls. Just my opinion like.

>>75535153
It's still snooker and comfy

>>75535153
because its snooker

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>>75535302
>>75535311
you too are the cutest

>>75535323
*two

is ding gay?

>>75535390
yeah sorry
I make that mistake to often

Go get that first frame on the board.

>>75535408
to
shay

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>40th year at the crucible
>we see it's first over 40 champ
Pottery

>/ourchink/
GWANDING

lel hawkins

>>75533896
Barry getting bum his bum spanked hard

>>75535323
y-you too

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>>75535323

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Go get 'em!!!!

>>75534246
You can't complain about pestering when you're the one that's incessantly replying to me in the first place you cretin

>>75535706
delet

BUM STATUS: SMACKED

Is Blorkins going to get whitewashed?

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Awwwww.

jesus christ hawkins

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>4-0

poor baz

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blorry?

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Gigi, or Bella, lads?

>Ding lives in Sheffield

lmao

>>75535905
He has done for a decade, why is it funny?

>>75535937
just can't imaging Ding boosting about Sheffield

Ding is so akward, it's cute.

>>75535976
you'd expect him to speak english properly after living there for so long

Steve is such a shit interview.

>>75535998
I think he's just pretending to be bad at it to avoid conversation with Steve

>>75536031
lel

>>75535998
Too busy practising snooker

>>75535998
It's the same video as last year

>screw the nut
Hazel you little minx

Ding seems so nervous.

I want to get him drunk to loosen him up.

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>>75536065
>nervous
With good reason, Moiphy never walked straight again after his taxi ride.

This is just an interval right?

>>75536247
It's the mid-session interval, yes.

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>>75536247
Yess!

>>75536267
>>75536298
Cheers, missed it.

GWAN HARRY

look at john parrots shoes, with that suit. what the flipping heck

>>75536389
Couldn't believe what I was seeing to be honest

>>75535407
He still lives with his mom. What do you think?

come on baz, reprezent

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guess gonna watch the last 4 from bed for maximum comfy, got some extra pillows

>>75536389
rory's shoes still wake me up at nights

>>75535668
Does he wash that pig in the pussy cleaner?

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Baz has lost it lads

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>>75535779

Ok.

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Gl

Imagine the Ronniefags TEARS when Higgins wins the WC and dethrones their dear hero

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>best of 33

GWAN BAZZA

the Blork has landed

Come on blurry you can level this

well blork me

wp mr blorkins

Where's the bingo?

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>get ready.

Reminder that Barry's only son Harrison is there watching this "performance"

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>>75537139

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Can't help but think Bazza would be in better form if we had finished and sent that birthday card off to him

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>>75537180

FUCKIN DO THE OLD CUNT BAZZA

>>75537205
Must admit i'm not sure what the garish eye mask means in this instance.

>>75537205
Can somebody explain this meme to me?

>>75537255
>>75537273
I didn't get it as well, Hungarybro added the eyes.

nice...split...baz

Who has the better chance of beating Mark in the final?

poor borkins :(

>>75537255
It might be a UKGarage ting, are there any exponents in the thread?

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sit down jiggins

sake, Bazza

BAZZA SURGE

>>75537364
I'm fairly confident to say it's not a garridge ting.

>>75537414
happy to to concede to your knowledge of my country's culture

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>>75537414
>>75537548

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>Higgins suddenly forgets how to play after the interval

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>>75537548
>UK Garage
>culture

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>>75537548
Good, lad.

PANIC

STREM DED

>BBC

a kremlin in the system?

What you all doing when tonight's session is over?

Fucking Tories

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>>75537889

>>75537889
either run 5k or drink beer

>>75537889
Football Manager for a bit and then sleep. You?

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>this absolute shit-show

Selby is absolutely going to molest whoever wins this in the final.

>>75537889
Fargo
Bed

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>>75537926
>Selby
>in the final

>>75537927
>Fargo
Sound, lad.

>>75537889
Having a cheeky wank

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>>75537889
Feed my addiction to historical grand strategy games.

Match Status: Fixed

How much was Higgins paid to throw the game lads?

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>>75534627

I remember this match.

>Ronnie living inside Ebdon's head rent free while throwing wild partes every night.

Great days.

bit torn, want barry to win, but don't really want to see him in the final..

>>75538162
THREE HUNDREH THOUSEHD

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

classic Bazza

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>Bazza

>blorkins

>>75538162
did his best, what can you do ay

>Fixed frame that Higgins is intentionally losing
>Blorkins still screws it up

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>English """people"""

>>75537889
Staying up all night to get me self in a routine for upcoming night ahifts

>harold porkins

Can someone else please makes the OP tomorrow I'm sick of this cunt

>>75537889
Straight to bed because I have work tomorrow.

>>75538317
>both match-fixing

>>75538330
?

>snookering yourself

>>75538378
Scotland doesn't have their own flags on 4chan. I'm Scottish and supporting Higgins.

>>75538421
>supporting a match fixer
Truelly shameless

>semi-final

DDK
D
K

>>75538421
thanks for clearing that up, kenny

>>75538349
Bit rude.
Tomorrow's thread needs a Ding OP

>get in
>Blorkins

I bet on tour all the lads go for a pint sometimes and Higgins turns up uninvited and gets battered and cries.

Got a feeling Higgins will miss a blue to left baulk pocket

>>75538506
New bingo when?
>ddk
>super fine clothes
>betwixt and between

>>75538561
There was an anon who posted the 2017 bingo a few day ago, iirc. There were still spots to be filled.

>>75538543
It needs a sensible OP which shows it's about snooker and is a serious sport and not just some meme post for the benefit of the 5 people who post in the threads
Really rustles my JVs

I feel like I'm forcing myself to watch this and I don't know why.

>>75538606
Its the same reason you watched to the end of LOST

>>75538606
same feeling here

>>75538598
I'll post it on Saturday as I'll be out all day tomorrow and I'm not on my PC right now

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>be Higgins
>storm out the gates
>4-0 up
>odds on borkins winning lengthen
>slip a cheeky few quid on it
>start playing like shit and lose match

>>75538664
ty

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im sleep

higgins BTFO

5-3 and /ourguy/ was in a bad day. Haggins isn't going to win another frame in the semis

>>75538734
Creepy photo, looks like a snooker themed open casket funeral

Sleep tight lads

DAT GREEN

>>75538768
>implying john didnt get a call in the interval to drop 3 frames

>locked out of his own room
fucking hell
Bazza can't catch a break

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>>75538806
My sides

later snookerists

Hahaha

Good night lads!

>>75538862
WAKE UP!

>tfw work and a gig tomorrow so no snooks

This must be how Dott feels when he's happy

i can't get in lads

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>>75538881

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>ronnie doing video analisys on eurosport, looking like the furthest thing from a pundit ever, hands in pockets, looking like he just dropped in from the pub

Reminded me why i love that guy.

Night 147.

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Lads, I did some investigating and found that Ding had/has a girlfriend!

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>>75539015
Ding deserves a nice girl

>>75539015
>Translating her name
fucking why?