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Does she have any chance of beating Claudia?
>>75530888
Not a chance actually.
Great edition
DAT NOSE LOOKS LIKE POTATO THOUGH
Matt Serra confirmed he has seen the video of cody heeming TJ in practice.
19 min in
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/uf90-justin-buchholz-and-joe-stevenson/id1124228879?i=1000384825891&mt=2
HE TOLD ME STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
HE TOLD ME NO SODA, NO MORE
WE BOTH KNOW I CAN GO, WITHOUT IT
HE SAID PUT THE DONUT, ON THE FLO-O-OOR
I missed "work" again today
My attendance is at 55% now
I am never going to achieve anything in life.
Cody bless
>>75531296
>Grabdick fan
>useless layabout
it fits
>>75531327
>Grabdick
You're a child haha
>>75531296
Missing school doesn't matter.
Why did you miss it again?
>>75531296
Nobody on heem has achieved anything you'll be fine
Cody bless
>>75531327
>useless layabout
Coming from the brit on 4chan at 3pm haha
What an idiot.
>>75531390
Speak for yourself, bum
>>75531296
Why does he look so soft?
>>75531398
You're on 4chan at 3pm as well
Jon jones
>beat by gus
>eye poking cheater
>popped for roids
Mighty mouse
>little boy fighting other little boys, doesn't count
GSP
>tapped to strikes from matt
>lost to pigg rigg
>missed weight against nick diaz
Anderson sivla
>Popped for roids
>lost against wide meme twice
Aldo
>13 seconds
Reminder that this proves fedor is the undisputed goatest goat
>>75531432
4chan is allowed in libraries
>>75531410
He was fighting Cruz didn't retire much strength
>>75531441
In a libary at 3pm? That's not muchad sorry.
>>75531390
Thank you Cody fan
>>75531449
>retire
Kek.
Also, he always look like that. It's just weird that a bantamweight super athlete wouldn't be shredded, but it's clearly not hindering him. Must be genetics.
>>75500088
Apologize.
>>75531501
He is super shredded
Kick rocks dorkey
>>75531468
>Being uneducated
Loling at your "life"
heem redpill me on Carlos Newton
>>75531296
School doesn't mean shit mate, your Year 11 problems might seem real now but in 5 years you will have forgotten all of them.
>>75531533
>>75531501
Why are two little punks I already BTFO'd trying to crawl back and make a name for themselves against against little cody fan?
>>75531410
i noticed that a lot of the fighters with the cleanest boxing technique are kinda unripped.
masvidal
cody
bobby green
tumenov
>>75531327
I'm not even a Garbrandt fan but I'm not even sure what you're trying to imply here.
Cody himself isn't a useless layabout, so you mean his fans? Surely he made quite a few with his fighting ability and beating Cruz, so how does appreciating what he brings to the Octagon mean anything
>>75531540
But my Mom might get fined and I wont be able to get a job.
Why is Cody fan pretending there is two of them and not just him talking 2 himself with his old trip kek
>>75531606
do you have a funny regional accent? can you say something /heem/ related and post the vocaroo?
>>75531626
I'm a south Londoner, not sure if that's considered funny
>>75531589
Bobby green's ripped tho
>>75531666
He's not a good boxer so the implication still holds
>>75531606
No he is my friend!
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
>>75531666
Bobby Green sucks.
>>75531296
""work""?
>>75531650
'allo guvnah
>>75531666
>>75531677
>>75531683
he looks soft outside of weigh ins. and he may be sucking lately but he does have very clean boxing technique when he uses it.
>Kettlebells won't get you ja-
>>75531650
What borough f a m?
>>75531561
>>75531692
School
>>75531701
those aren't kettlebells
only one of those dudes is jacked
>>75531683
>>75531666
>Bobby Green
>is brown
????
>>75531701
So that is the natty limit
What is the best female fight of all time?
I'm not sure if you lads noticed but mandrama threads have been moved here (>>>/asp/) a while back
Thank you for your cooperation
>>75531437
Heem is always dead when Canada makes threads
What's the best title fight you can remember?
https://youtu.be/kMVxKX0SDNU
LEAKED footage of Cody getting knocked stiff by some absolute BUM
>>75531902
Tate vs Kedzie
which country other than your own produces the best fighters?
>>75531976
>Dana white
>Is a jew
>>75532076
>yfw Garbage was BLACKED at such a young age
>>75531902
>>75532036
>>75532113
Is it autism?
>>75532136
At first I thought it was some kind of new meme but realised it appears to be someone who is genuinely trying to give heem a few jumpstarts during the dead periods. Which is coo.
thanks questionbro
Hey /heem/ remember when I told you to buy ETH?
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74392262/#74401058
It hit $60 last night. How come you didn't listen? Why do you guys like being poor?
>rewatch gus vs jones
>gus still won
really fired up my almonds
>>75532161
He does it regardless if slow or not
>>75531650
>>75531705
grr dont ignore me I have autism
>>75532171
Agreed, though he did convincingly lose to DC and rumble.
>>75532165
nobody remembers you sad act
what changes would you make to the UFC if you were in charge?
>>75532171
>>75532188
Someone post the 'Cultural Enrichment' webm.
>>75532188
>he did convincingly lose to DC
kek
>>75532199
This
>>75532176
Croydon
>>75532199
got you senpai
>>75532236
wrong image
>>75532236
Noice
>>75532195
Pride/RIZIN rules + elbows
All losses by DQ due to previously illegal strikes are now no contests
Better fighter pay
Cage grabbing is legal
Heavyweight is now openweight
>>75532236
>>75532258
Lol
>>75532272
You need to go back
>>>/pol/
>>75532195
No gay little belts aye
>>75532258
>>75532286
Karolina's probably a virgin.
Twitter possibly interested in streaming UFC like they do with Thursday Night Football
1/2
>>75532451
2/2
https://www.engadget.com/2017/04/26/twitter-live-videos-24-7-plan/
AMERICAN WOMAN
>>75532451
>>75532471
so, what about the payment? literally free for twitter accounts?
>>75532484
Thats how it was for Thursday Night Football but they also broadcasted that on TV. The article didnt go into much detail. Still just talk at this point
I'd imagine they'd be broadcasting Fight Nights and FOX cards
>>75532451
>>75532471
>UFC matches
Hey guys, did you see the match last night?
What is your favourite UFC match?
I've never seen Jones COWER in paralysing FEAR like this
He was SHOOK and ROCKED
https://youtu.be/elTD8U8JgIc
h-hello Dana?
>>75532484
>>75532544
Maybe its just for FOX cards? That stuff generally gets uploaded quick
You've got to imagine WME would want to jump on something like that
>>75532555
Trips of truth desu. Phrasing is horrible, clearly no care about the sport. "match" ffs
>>75532265
>Cage grabbing is legal
I kinda feel like this would change the sport. Fighting using the cage would become new meta
>>75532451
Looks like Mighty Mouse has a new home!
>>75532641
link?
>>75531296
try to sleep at normal hours. you'll eventually be more energetic and motivated during the hours you're supposed to be at work
>>75532195
I would make main events 7 rounds and co mains 5 rounds.
I get why the UFC is making all these interim belts. WME overpaid to buy the UFC and now they have to invent these high profile fights to try and make their money back.
>>75532676
>Manitoba
>two natives beat another to death
Seems about right for this place.
The spammer is mad cause he checked the ETH price and is kicking himself for not buying.
>>75532195
only tight shorts for both men and women. i wanna see some bundas out there none of those baggy shorts shit
>>75532676
What's wrong with people? I watch mma which is violent and there's definitely been unnecessary hits but this is a different level. And these girls won't ever really pay for what they did. They'll go to a woman's prison which is daycare compared to the men's prison.
>>75532265
literally this, i would still made cage grabbing illegal, keep the old DQ but everything else the same that you.
i would made co-mains 5 round figh, heavyweight without weight-limit like boxing and kickboxing and rizin + elbows rules.
>>75531902
joanna is my cryptojewfu
What's up, /heem/? Did bunda consumption become more popular here since I left?
>>75532116
>dana white
>is a [potato] nigger
>>75532758
Yes, and I'd like to inform you that Miesha Tate was genetically modified to be perfect breeding material
>>75532739
>>75532745
What was it?
Mods delete all the interesting stuff
>>75532264
Fuckin' A. What happened to this goof?
>>75532745
>being a pussy
aha
>>75532791
Adan still angry about Stud boy hanging up on him
Did Khabib torpedo is whole career when he missed weight for the best LW fight in recent memory and then immediately started fasting for Ramadan?
>>75532801
>tfw called Adan for the first time
It's like a dream come true.
>>75532820
Fuck it would be nice to see Tony darce choke Conor
>>75532820
>>75532776
Yeah she fucking was. Too bad her and Bryan seem pretty solid. Otherwise I'd be eating her ass right now like an african kid eats groceries.
i always thought it was funny how conor was going after RDA for "speaking the language of the oppressor"
in English
>>75532784
Google Serena McKay beating. Two girls beat a fat girl to death and there's video of it.
Why didn't people go insane over this? Wasn't it the first time stomps were ever used legally in a female MMA match?
>>75532833
>like an african kid eats groceries
So not at all?
>>75532856
Nobody cares about wmma let alone Japanese wmma
How does one perform bundalingus?
Who /cupcake/ here?
>>75532776
Kenzie is the superior broodmother, bud.
>>75532877
But still, I imagine that WebM would set off a lot of Western moms
>>75532877
DELETE THIS
>>75532900
Perfect breeding material
>>75532915
>WebM would set off a lot of Western moms
Yeah, because I'm sure they're here on /heem/?
No one knows about it
>>75532927
post moar teppu
>>75531437
>lost to biggest meme fighter in HW history
>lost to a middleweight who never won ufc gold
>lost to a sideshow freak journeyman
Just a reminder that Russia is the major GOAT producer by a long shot.
>>75532948
>>75532831
he would wreck the irish manlet desu
I just finished watching UFC on Fox 24, and it was better than any PPV this year.
>>75532974
do you have the image where the MC is face kicking a random chick with her reach advantage?
>>75532965
because your streets are not safe
>>75533011
i don't, have a rare park instead
>>75532846
Oh wow that's fucked. Wish I hadn't watched that.
>>75533045
yeah i normally really like girl bullying vids on liveleak, especially from asia where they just go nuts on some poor chick but that was a bit much
meisha tate is so fucking ugly. her face makes me cringe, and lets not start on her implants or overrated small ass. disgusting bitch.
>>75533045
>>75533092
what happens? do they stomp her skull in or something?
Who is your least favorite woman in MMA history?
>>75533105
strong words
I was in donny earlier training, Marc Diakese was working on his boxing at DMAC. Definitely think he loses his next fight desu.
>>75531450
Am I the only one who hates this fucker? Also those tats look gay-ass-stupid.
>>75533105
I prefer British women:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH75E3HE1I4
>>75533124
Probably Ronda. Overhyped marketing can.
>>75533092
Fag
>>75533122
It's hard to see but it looks like they choke her unconscious, eye gouge her a bit and then kick her in the side of the head about 40 times
>>75531724
Look Like He Slammin That Yeet Buttob
>>75533105
>flag
Fuck you, british women are disgusting. I was in UK for a summer internship, and while here I can get 7/10, 8/10 if I'm lucky. I'd be able to get 4/10 in UK tops. I rather masturbated the whole summer.
>>75533105
This is a 10 in Bongistan
>>75533018
>>75533045
he literally described what happened in the video before he sent it what the f*** did you think it was going to be, Toy Story 4?
There is some hot bongs idk what u guys r on about.
Most of just been in Brum or something
>>75533236
>f***
Fag.
No I knew it was going to be bad and I wouldn't like it but I always watch them anyway. Idk why
>>75533181
>I'd be able to get 4/10 in UK tops
correct, you mishapen-skulled third worlder
>>75533105
You're fucked in the head mate
>>75533269
you think i'm going to swear on /heem/? you can't talk like that
>this many limeys on /heem/ at once
is this hell?
UFC Edmonton September 9th...
>>75533379
I'm surprised as well. Usually we have like 2
>>75533410
UFC 216, first trip to Edmonton
>>75533045
Apparently the two attackers are only getting 25 years and being charged with 2nd degree. That's fucked. They are 16 and 17 years of age yet are being charged as minors. A crime of that gravity should come with adult charges imo. They completely knew what they were doing.
>>75533415
that's 3 too many
Uploaded a picture of tdillys dog to my Facebook and loads of girls liked it
Why?
New Roganchefbedded
>>75533462
weirdo
>>75533485
Why?
>>75533462
Why did you upload a picture of an athlete's dog to your facebook? Cause you're a weirdo with nothing better to do, apparently.
Diakiese signs new deal after fight at TUF 25 Finale with Drakkar Klose announced
>>75533144
Are you serious? EVERYONE hates this douchebag.
>>75533105
There are some true things you are not allowed to say on /heem/, that is one of them
>>75533462
Link?
>>75533532
gib makowiec
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTYwk7IA6gV/?hl=en
PLEASE someone make this the next OP image
What the fuck happened to Gray Maynard? After that third fight with Fronk he just fell apart.
>>75533462
1. Dogs are guaranteed pussy magnets
2. Why are you uploading pics of dogs that aren't yours?
ANDERSON-OSP CATCHWEIGHT AT 212
>>75533586
Why just why
>>75533502
Replied to the wrong post
>>75533583
Yeah but it's a fugly dog.
Because I thought it was a cool picture and I got talked into making a Facebook by people and I want them to think I have a life. So the picture looks like i have an expensive dog and I take it for walks in a field instead of i spend every night on here
Why are you fucking spergs talking about a picture of a dog WGAF
>>75533586
Why do they keep throwing this poor guy in there with guys he is vastly outclassed by? Also, can we take a moment to appreciate how active Anderson is? Is he just trying to bankroll the UFC until he can finish out his contract and retire?
>>75533601
he's gunning for a lhw super interim title fight with jones.
calling it now
>>75533586
What's the point? Where are they going with this?
>>75533647
Its a fight for Anderson
>>75533620
If you really have no life, you need to stop caring so much about what other people - especially basic white girls on fb - think of you, bro. Waaay less stress.
>>75533586
Should have just done Romero vs Silva desu
>>75533664
I want a life though. This starts with making myself seem more normal and then maybe getting some friends
>>75533701
What are you gonna do if you end up hanging out with them irl and they ask to see "your" doggo?
Imagine wanting a life
Imagine not being able to stay up till 3am to watch mandrama because you have a life
>>75532832
*portions jihad*
>>75533469
Update
>#fuckthatsdelicious #ieatelk #healthyasfuck
>>75533740
Never going to happen but I'd say oh it wasn't mine, it was my uncles I was just looking after it.
Kevin Lee
>>75533469
>>75533753
Wtf is up with joe hogan and jalapenos
>>75532171
>gus still won
LOL I'll humor you
Other than round 1, which 2 other rounds did he win?
>>75533769
his taste buds are completely btfo from years of drug abuse so he has to put them on everything to have any sensation of taste
>>75533753
>preparing game like it's a domesticated animal
no method to his madness...
>>75533769
They're delicious, and they clean out your bloodstream or something.
>>75533753
>browsing /heem/ at work
>see this
I need to go to lunch.
>>75533800
>They're delicious
This. What's so hard to understand? Jalapenos are GOAT pepper.
>>75533790
It was 2-1 going into round 4 in Gus' favor. Jones won the last two rounds. People who say Gus won are idiots for the most part.
Do you subscribe to FightPass?
>>75533797
No parasites can survive in his narcotics riddled body
what went wrong?
>>75533844
it's about taste, deer, boar, rabbit, bear taste like poo if not in a stew, birds are okay
>>75533769
he's a retard and thinks that they raise test
>condit fight was supposed to be his arrival
>ends in an injury, no one is happy
>get booked to fight Hendricks on the eve of his JUSTing when he was still considered elite
>pigg rigg misses weight, fight scrapped
>don't want to risk getting murked in the 170 shark tank and lose spot in line, so decide to hold out for title shot
>sit out for almost a year, not fighting, not getting paid
>KO Lawler, everyone hates him for it
>ask for money fight right after in hopes of getting that red panty night
>no one takes him seriously, gets more hate
>instead fight #1 contender Wonderboy
>first "defense" is a draw, nobody is happy
>try again for money fight, nobody listens, gets more hate
>fight wonderboy again, fight is trash
>get the MD, still nobody is happy
The only thing that's gone right for Tyron's brand is him heeming Brutal Bob. No wonder he's so thin-skinned, his run as champ has been a mess.
>>75533928
he was beating the shit out of condit lol
>>75533862
undercooked her lobster. CHOPPED
>>75533862
Her background is dancing, and she's only trained MMA for like 4-5 years.
who is woodley fighting in july?
>>75533928
>seething whitebois doing everything in their power to discredit the welterweight goat
>>75533961
Condit
>>75533937
This is true, but nobody likes an injury finish when the fight is between 2 high-level guys. People want finishes, or decisive decisions.
>>75533960
she is 23 and started at an actual MMA gym when she was 15 lol
she "fought" tecia torres when she was 18
she fucking sucks at fighting
>>75533928
>no one is happy
racists* aren't happy
Woodley is an exceptional fighter. If he was white you'd be all over his sack.
>>75533971
It would hilarious if they gave Condit a title shot every time he belt changed hands. The epitome of a journeyman.
That fucking cheesecake factory 30 year old looks like a more natural martial artist lmao
>>75533977
How come no one ever tries to discredit Weidman's 2nd win over Silva but all the time they say that Conduit twisting his knee was luck even though he was clearly losing the fight upto that point?
>>75533983
>After VanZant moved with her family to Sparks, Nevada, she was looking for a dance studio when she came across UFC veteran Ken Shamrock's gym, where she began training in boxing and other martial arts.[7] After winning an amateur fight at age 18,[9] VanZant made her professional MMA debut on June 30, 2012, at UWF's Tournament of Warriors finale against Jordan Nicole Gaza in Corpus Christi, Texas, winning by split decision
the state of (you)
>>75533990
woodley will never be a real champ
>>75534042
>#notmypresident
>#wonderboiwonthepopularvote
Imagine being so butthurt when others express their dislike for WMMA.
>>75534042
Neither will Rory LMAO
>>75533995
I can see it happening. They can sell the fact that the first fight ended in injury and both men want a chance to finish the fight right. Also that Condit and Lawler had such a competitive match that they can convince people it wasn't a "bad" loss.
>>75533970
>>75533990
I'm not trying to discredit anything T-Wood's done, just laying out the timeline. Tyron's reign started real strong with a good win, then he had that awful saga with Wonderboy that only got him heat.
Tyron needs to get in a real spicy banger to endear himself to the haters.
woodley is fighting diaz in july
based UFC
>>75534100
Conduit doesn't deserve a titleshot after his embarrassing loss to Maia.
>>75534111
Racist fans will never like him until he losses the belt and goes to Bellator.
>>75534086
If you win a fight, you're on steroids. It's not complicated, guys.
>>75534086
Just a bunch of lonely R9k whiteknights get defensive about WMMA
Woodley vs. Ferguson confirmed
>>75534158
r9k isn't full of whiteknights, it's full of lonely women haters (like you)
>>75534121
This. Condit needs a convincing Top 5 win if he wants another shot at that gold. Too bad he's lost to everyone in the Top 5 except Masvidal, who is a very bad matchup for him, and Wonderboy, who arguably lost to Woodley twice.
>>75534168
dont shit on my chest, boi
>>75534170
Wrong, stay angry you impotent little virgin
>>75534115
No he's not
>>75534219
t.r9k browsing manchild
>>75534252
Don't let those tendies get cold Jr.
>>75533586
>tfw Anderson gets Von Preuxed
tony is fighting tyron
>>75534170
>>75534219
>>75534252
>>75534274
Feel free to stop posting any time, my guys.
>>75534293
\____O____/
>>75534304
He's angry that some people don't enjoy the low level WMMA
>>75534321
I'm not angry about anything, I was just telling you what /r9k/ is lil guy
>>75534321
Then let him stew in his shit and excuse yourself.
>>75534344
see >>75534334
dummy
>>75534334
You seem really upset accusing others of being R9k autismos. Only an insecure little fella like you would be bothered by the pissbreaks that are WMMA fights.
>>75534344
Sorry dad, my meeting have been cancelled. Time to BTFO this goof
>>75534360
I like how you're seething this hard when I haven't said a single thing about WMMA.
>>75534309
Lol
>>75534375
You were triggered as fuck by this post>>75534158, seek help
>Woodleycuck and WMMAloser posting at the same time
Neurons
Woodley is NIGGER
144 lbs
>>75534429
he's vietnamese you fucking hillbilly
>>75534438
Prove it faggot, post those beady little eyes
This is it boys
I have scheduled 3 fights next month
Swanging ang banging is how we do it, maybe I will get my chin tested by meme kick or something
>>75534405
Sorry I insulted your home board. It won't happen again.
>>75534450
Goodluck brother, Yoelito will be at your side
>>75534450
do you get paid for them? do you have a job?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHAMP FROM ANY ERA/WEIGHT CLASS
>>75534459
H-E-E-M is my home board, go slip on a banana peel
>>75534450
Lithcuck is OBSESSED
:x
>>75534481
Amateur shitshows so no pay
You see my bets, I get twice more a month from them than working at some factory all day.
Maia is the underdog
Wish I could of bet on him when he was an underdog
JDS is evens now as well
>>75534450
protect that huge schnoz of yours
>>75534506
Sorry I called you a lonely woman hater. I hope you can find it in your heart of hearts to forgive me.
>>75534580
>i-i get the last word
Sad
>fedor was the GOAT
>werdum ended his win streak
>overeem was the next person to beat werdum
>bigfoot silva was the next person to beat overeem
>cain was the next person to beat bigfoot
>werdum was the next person to beat cain
>stipe was the next person to beat werdum
So this proves stipe is the lineal heavyweight GOAT
Who is the least likable fighter?
>>75534580
No harm done, just accept that women don't belong in the octagon or behind the wheel of a car
>>75534598
I'm sorry I'm so sorry I need you to forgive me.
>>75534601
JDS was the next person to beat Stipe tho
Would you guys mind if Reem gets another titleshot if JDS wins?
>>75534679
I hope reem gets titleshots every year until he retires, Pride never die
>>75534679
If he beats Werdum then that's the fight to make.
>>75534705
>>75534710
These are great Irish posts
>>75532632
lol who's this?
Stipe def JDS
Cain def Ngannou
Lewis def Hunt
Reem def Werdum
Reem def Lewis
Cain def Stipe
Reem def Cain
Reem = Champ
>>75534755
Fabricio
>>75534755
Werdum, he's a pls responder sadly
>>75534772
>Cain def Ngannou
Who do you see as women's strawweight champion by year's end?
>>75534798
Nobody cares
>>75534798
Jessica Andraj
>>75534796
I've doubted Ngannou basically every fight so he'd probably heem the absolute poopetually broken state of Cain
>>75534798
joanna jedrzejczyk, who is going to beat her? rose? lol
Did Adan really call into Stud Radio? I heard he got hung up on for being an autist
>>75534815
>I've doubted Ngannou basically every fight
Idiot
>>75534833
Yes, he got all silent when studboy asked where he emigrated from
>>75534857
Link?
>>75534887
The last live show, he was last caller. They literally had to call it a night after dealing with his retardation
How are you dorks unironically defending crap like Davis vs WGAF on last weeks card?
>>75534842
Beat it
>>75534908
Who is defending it moron?
>>75534908
>he doesn't know who Cindy Dandois is
It's okay to be a casual. Cindy has quite an interesting history. She fought at 135 and 145 at Invicta. She beat Megan Anderson by submission early in her career then was going to be decapitated by Cyborg but the fight was canceled. Then she lost to the 135 Invicta champ and the ufc brought her up for some reason. I can only guess the reason was of the massive tits
>>75534939
Not an argument bird brains.
>>75534970
LMAO so hard, now people who aren't caught up with WMMA are casuals
>Bisping will soon have wins over Silva, Rockhold, Hendo AND gsp all in a row
>>75531902
tecia torres vs. rose namajunas 1
>>75531437
>0-3 in strikeforce
>Heemed to a MW
>>75534977
You are making up imaginary arguments and then arguing against yourself, this is called dementia
>>75534991
Objectively yes. You probably have no idea of any of the story lines and fighter histories outside of the UFC. Invicta's divisions and fighter stories play a big role in the UFC's women's divisions. Especially for the new 145 division.
Being a casual is not knowing who fighters are until Joe Rogan is saying their name
Name a better female gym than ATT in Coconut Creek Florida.
>>75534970
>wmma
Lol consider how you're spending your time and filling your brain with such useless nonsense.
>>75534999
>Bisroid will have wins over washed up 40 year olds and a welterweight who hasn't fought in 4 years
Much impress
Very wow
>>75535091
Imagine the lesbian orgies that go down there
>>75535104
Jacare lost
>>75535107
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSyjLDnlWPH/
>>75535117
So?
>>75535068
>0-3 in Strikeforce
You forget: https://streamable.com/kymu
>>75535075
Sure thing bird brains, dorks like this >>75535080
don't post here and I'm just imagining them.
>>75535117
To Robert Whittaker. Would still beat fucking Bisping anyday lol.
>>75535139
Triggered?
>>75535148
Name 5 NON-UFC welterweights without googling
>>75535189
Why would I be triggered?
>>75535185
Lol shame they'll never fight now huh
>>75535080
Just because I don't care about WMMA doesn't mean I don't follow fighters outside UFC you dork. Stop being so defensive over low level women fighters
>>75535126
Tecia unironically has the best body in wmma
>bunda
>abs
>low body fat even in off season
>tiny so dick looks huge
>>75535216
You quite obviously are considering youre even bothering responding. Sorry to upset you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoel_Romero
>>75535196
Rory
Daley
MVP
Lima
Koreshkov
Kick rocks nerd
>>75535248
You're the one who responded to me first while I was talking to the bong.
Something in my post clearly upset you and made you bring up Jacare out of nowhere. Is he perhaps living rent-free in your head?
>>75535298
Calm down. Im sorry i upset you
>>75535221
It is, a shame Bisping is such a coward. Do you latch onto him because you're a casual who enjoys mandrama?
So many out of control autists when Spain is gone. We need that fucker back to bring order to this shitfest
>>75535312
Oh I get it now you're still upset from before: >>75534580
>>75535258
what's the point of that edit
he turns 40 this sunday
>>75535325
Get some real life friends you dork
>>75535325
A large banning purge happened yesterday.
6-7 people got banned including springsperg
>>75535360
H-E-E-M is great friend simulator
>>75535313
Shame Pukeare couldnt get past Robert Whittaker. Sad!
Did Bisping violate your mind one time turning you into a butthurt loser via ass frustration. Many such cases!!
>>75535313
BASED IRELAND
Heem a shit rn
>>75535382
I think you may be autistic my friend.
>>75535372
What happened?
>>75535343
That wasn't even me lol. You seem to be pretty flustered. Nice to know youre a whiteknight loser too lmao
>>75534907
How do you guys know it was adan? Just heard it this guy sounds like a sperg
What's the greatest fight to never happen?
>>75535420
I said I'm sorry
>>75535421
He's from Canada and was talking about calling earlier in that thread, he stopped posting when I posted "lol Adan got hung up on"
>>75535435
Wonderboi vs Tyron Woodley 3
>>75535402
No. You're just seething with frustration that Pukeare got BTFO and now you're with soiled pants crying about Bisping.
Any other menstrual frustrations you want to get off your chest, m'am?
>>75535435
GSP vs Anderson in their prime easily
Lol Bisroid nuthuggers in a complete RUT today
moose-whittaker next?
romero vs cockhold or romero vs winner of gsp/bisping?
mw is a mess
>>75535458
More than one person thinks you're an honest, honey
>>75535473
You post on /heem/ because you'd be rejected anywhere else. I can see it now. Sad!
>>75535516
I'm an honest? Now you can't even be coherent cause you're all choked up from before?
I offered you my sincere apologies. It wasn't my intention to offend you.
Btw what are your thoughts on Masvidal vs. Maia?
>mention Bisping
>ultra-sperg goes into one of his thread derailing tantrums
Which state has the best MMA scene?
Bisroid
>>75535564
Its okay. No one is going to hurt you, cupcake.
>>75535435
fedor vs brock
>>75535325
Its literally the one autist that spams Jacare, Woodley, and WMMA all the time
>>75535571
new york has produced the best fighters by far
>>75535631
You feeling okay there buddy?
>>75535542
You're not even accepted here, get lost, beat it.
>>75531245
They should release it during fightweek. Show it on embedded or something. Will get silly shook af.
>>75535512
Moose vs Cockhold. Roidmero gonna fail a test and get suspended.
>>75535643
>real estate agent knocks out rowdy customer
>>75535325
See what I mean ;)
>>75535631
>its only one person
hey bud.....i got news for ya
>>75535354
is that a recent pic? romero lookin' a little USADA'd
>>75535571
florida
>>75535435
igor vs wanderlei
for sure
Anyone want to be my irl friend?
We will communicate exclusively on heem.
Pls respond
>>75535435
Ngannou vs Black Beast
>>75535671
Speak for yourself. Here, I'll hold the door for you.
>>75535325
Lol so easy to spot
>>75535822
You have a picture saved on your computer named "get out"?
Dork
>>75535799
We're all your friends. We care. It's the reason we're always mad at you.
It's all gonna be alright. I promise.
>>75535848
I like to use it when I come across spergs such as yourself.
fun fact: Yarennoka! means "Can't we do it!" in Japanese
>>75535887
TWood seems like a fun guy when he's not trying to promote a fight or drum up controversy.
>>75535894
Explains why its on your computer
>>75535932
new rules as of january mean fingertips don't make you grounded, pleb.
>>75535932
Hello Piss Wideman
>>75535932
I believe your palms must be flat to the canvas and weight-bearing, friendo. Gegard did nothing wrong, Christopher tried to game da rulez.
>>75535932
Palms on the floor roidman
>>75535459
that's irrefutable evidence. 100 percent it was adan no doubt in my mind
>>75535799
>We will communicate exclusively on heem
Nah, fuck that.
I'm gonna need some IRL Amerifat friends when I move to Murrika.
>>75535887
Will Tyrone bring out the Ferguson when he loses the belt?
Khabib missed weight
>>75536185
Mousasi isn't a muslim ya casual
>>75536141
@75536185
(You)'ve posted this six million other times. Now I know it's (You) bait.
Janny in the house cleaning up /heem/
Docksperg so good at shining shoes I swear he'd make ya Fuck'n shoes shine. Hey Dockie! Go get your shinebox.
>>75536350
Good
>>75536407
LEL
GSP looking thick, solid, and tight
>>75534908
whose fault is it that you dont like tits?
>>75536459
I don't like tits on ugly bull dykes
>>75536459
Have you never seen women's breasts before you fucking zero? Dont even answer that you gunless fucking faggot you know the answer you piece of shit faggot zilch ive been watching this sport longer than youve been alive you virgin
>>75536529
Go shine some shoes dork
>>75536529
if this isnt copypasta then it is now
fucking saved
>>75536548
Im not the dwarf you statist cumstaon no one would ever dare say that to me in real life do not fuck around I literally do not care bro
Like him or love him you will respect him.
>>75536591
Tummy tattoos are like tramp stamps for guys.
>>75536529
lmao @ ur "life" bud
please continue to post
>Cynthia now ranked at 15 even though she didn't even fight on the last card
nice
>>75536649
Danielle Taylor just beat Penne but she isn't ranked?
>>75536685
jessica pennies isnt ranked tho
>>75536775
She was ranked last week.
>Gaethje in the UFC
Has this been announced anywhere?
>>75536649
>>75536775
I think Penne dropped out and Calvillo took her place
>>75536805
Which makes absolutely no sense since Calvillo just beat up two cans while Taylor has beat a ranked gal
>>75536798
Gaethje vs Tony
Book it Dana
>>75535104
>>75535185
>>75535313
>>75535402
>>75535499
>>75535542
>>75535822
>>75535894
why are keylock submissions so much rarer than kimuras?
>>75536685
Penne probably fell to like 17 and Taylor is at 16 or something.
honestly though fuck knows with the rankings, half the people voting on them have objectively terrible lists.
>>75536798
First I've heard. Get hyped boys.
>>75536798
Is Gaethje elite, or is is it a case of Khabib padded record?
Also, how do you pronounce that name?
>>75536798
S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y
Gaethje vs MJ would be nice
>>75536867
makes perfect sense to me
You'll heem too!
You'll heem too!
You'll heem too!
YOU'LL HEEM TOO!
>>75536892
What an awful list
>>75536910
Gay-G
His defence is far too weak, great offense but relies a lot on his chin.
>>75536879
You'd have to be an absolute goof to let yourself get keylocked. Even FightPass-tier cans have a modicum of bjj experience.
The last high level americana I can think of was Jones/Vitor, but Jones had already been beating on him for a while and the Brazilian just wanted it to end.
>>75536922
No it doesn't.
>>75536924
I'M A FIRE STARTER
>>75536879
Kimuras are easier to hit. What I'm curious about is why aren't there more short choke finishes? I get the short choke more often than the RNC when I roll
>>75536967
its really logical if you look at the facts m8
*heems you*
*spits in your face*
What now bitch? Think you can talk shit to me huh? Sit down little boy before i give you another beating!
>>75537000
What facts you nonce?
stipe miocic vs demetrius johnson in a title unification handicap match: mighty mouse gets to bring one other champ from any division below welterweight.
who wins?
Remember that time Travis Browne called timeout because he hurt his hand?
>>75537037
cynthia is best friends with dana and danielle is not :). youre pretty slow
>>75537037
He's implying Cynthia is giving the succ to Dana that's why her ranking is so high
>>75537080
Don't (you) me again calendarnonce
>>75537036
*eats your food*
*throws you through a glass door*
*pitches you his new tshirts*
Oh for sure I hate bullies my guy!
>>75536935
A lot of them are just plain terrible. Before the DJ/Reis card some guy had Waterson at #2 in SW (only below Claudia), even though her best win was over PVZ who he had placed at #15.
>>75537100
thanks for heeminding me to post the heeminder m8
>>75537072
If he gets to bring Tony Ferguson then Stipe finna get that neck snatched my dude
>>75537072
I'd love to see MM distracted Stipe will Jose snatched his neck
>>75537036
*raises hand to forehead*
*puts one palm on the ground and ascends*
*wipes brow and pulls fingers in to form a fist pointing directly ahead*
>heh. lets run it back.
*revs up spinning kick forming a leaf tornado on the ground surrounding him*
>>75537150
English
>>75536924
>>75536984
I don't get it
>>75537150
>>75537144
you don't think stipe could pry their arms away? i reckon he could. at least for aldo.
>>75537072
Mighty Mouse and Garbrandy could tire Stipe. One punch and they're dust, though.
>>75537202
Mighty Mouse could leg kick Stipe and when he's distracted Tony locks in a tight d'arce
>>75533586
anderson coming for that middleweight belt
>>75537072
Mighty Mouse calls on JJ to assist him, Stipe heems Mighty Mouse and breeds JJ in the octagon like a real-life NTR hentai.
>>75537190
/tv/ meme
>>75537245
i think that might be the clearest path to victory.
however, tony is only a champ in spirit. so it doesn't count with my rules.
>>75537167
Nothing grammatically incorrect with what I said.
>>75537202
Easily but he might start to get mad and swing wild and then Jose can climb him and choke him out.
>>75537280
Tony is the LW champ what are you talking about?
Ngannou gets to fight 3 female competitors from any weight class at the same time. Who do you pick and why?
Hard mode: No Cyborg.
>>75537315
wait what? are we living in separate timelines? who else is champ for you? Conor McGregor is the LW champ over here. he KO'd Alvarez.
>>75537341
Vaginal Holm
Oral Rose
Anal KK
>>75537295
Nothing comprehensible either
>>75537341
Nunes for turbodyke aggression
Holly for range management purposes
Lansberg for "sweden yes" memes
>>75533928
>btfo condit and break his twig legs
>hendricks is unprofessional but it's tyrons fault
>le orc was deleted anyway!
>round 4 wasnt a 10-8
>wonderboy won the popular vote!!!
hello fellow maia/masvidal fan
>>75534042
poosada'd straight to bellator lmao
>>75537341
Does he get to fuck them after he love taps them unconscious?
In that case, PVZ, Milena Dudieva, and Andrade.
>>75537341
holly holm
ronda rousey
paige van zant
to fulfill personal sexual fetishes
>>75537402
Why are Canadians the biggest roiders? No wonder Broque Lesneur got busted.
>>75537402
None of what you posted was mentioned or implied in that post, you illiterate mong.
>>75537455
Tyron fans are as sensitive as he is.
>>75537391
I didn't realise how bad I spelled it I'm tired af.
>>75537415
>Andrade
>>75537402
>>75537446
I'll bet all of you have bacne. Does that mean you're all on steroids? It's something that happens to pale people who sweat a lot and don't shower.
>>75537446
fuck you die in hell
>I-Is Rory coming back to UFC? Please no
>>75537481
>>75537492
You feel me, my guy.
>>75537502
Why you gotta be so mean?
>>75537513
>>75537446
compensation
>>75537455
>>75537481
>bitching about tyron all day
>wh-wh-why are you triggered
hello fellow m-m-maia fan
>>75537500
yeah, the muscle mass loss is just random and we should pay no attention right?
>>75537563
Tyron has no chance! Brutal Bob is gonna heem him easily, he deserves an easy fight after the wars with Condit and Rory! WAR LAWLER!
>>75537402
Nigger, I was defending Tyron more than anything by saying his actions were tainted by shitty circumstances.
>btfo condit and break his legs
he was winning that fight for sure, but nobody likes an injury finish between top 10 guys
>hendricks is unprofessional but it's tyron's fault
never said that
>le orc was deleted anyway
never said that
>round 4 wasn't a 10-8
scoring is irrelevant in the court of public opinion, which is what my post addresses
>wonderboy won by popular vote!
take your /pol/ talk to /pol/
>>75537632
Reddit, is that you?
>>75537632
>Brutal Bob
LEL
>>75537579
At least you can admitted you are triggered.
gangstass
wassup lads
who is the edgiest professional sporting fighter today?
>>75537579
I personally never thought Rory was all that shredded ever. In fact, post-189, a lot of people on here were accusing Robbie of roiding because Rory looked like a twink compared to him. Plus he's so lightskinned, his definition is hard to see.
Cody Garbage
Barboza/Iaquinta is the fight to make imo
>>75537563
le blood orc will surely heem the affirmative action nigger!
>>75537645
even if you didn't mean any of that you must see the ridiculousness off the tyron hate.
>btfo conduit but it's your fault he's made of glass
>hendricks is a fatty and its your fault
>heem lawler but he was deleted anyway
>btfo wonderboy but it's your fault he's a teeping twink with 9 cat lives
go back to the archives from before 201, it was hilarious the smugness of le orc fans
>>75537716
Cody Carbrand
>>75537673
>you
>>75537707
nah mate, he's clearly smaller post usada. go look
>>75537756
This 2bh. Robbery Lawler was being vastly overrated.
>>75537659
hehe so quriky and random XDDD
>>75537756
It is a bit ridiculous. The only negatives things I myself will ever say about Tyron is that I find him to be a bit boring, and that all the drama surrounding him - whether or not it's his fault - is bringing down one of the most prestigious belts in the UFC.
wew
>>75537731
Iaquinta vs Peahead is the fight to make after he gets 30-27d by Alvarez.
>>75537869
isnt mark gay?
>>75537869
kek decent banter
>>75537933
nah he just posed for Gay Times
>>75537873
No, see
strip conair of belt
Iaquinta vs Barboza
winner gets Ferguson for the vacant title
It's the three winningest lightweights that can make weight/aren't fasting for terrorist religions.
I got this new thread guys, no one make one
>>75537933
He'll make you into his girl so then it won't be gay. And then you'll bite the fucking pillow.
>>75537981
Heem says he dumbest shit
>>75537869
that does look like a really nice pillow. not a bad gift desu
>>75537933
Nah he modelled for a gay magazine but hes engaged to a woman
>>75537695
>>75538034
Yet somehow is better than the UFCs post-Joe Silva matchmaking. Neurosis, huh?
>>75538091
>heemd by fat mexican
dare I say pottery?
>>75538122
And a juiced-up Cuban. Dude can't catch a break.
>>75537869
>two undefeated colored 155ers chirping on twitter
Now this is how you get eyeballs on a fight. Suddenly I care.
I hope she ends the Cavillo meme
Be honest, do steroids make a huge difference or is it just an excuse losers find to justify how much they suck when they get beat?