Manchester City VS Manchester United - Pre Match and Game Thread 1

bit early

bit early

will this battle decide the 4th place trophy?

>>75529359
I hope people realize this is going to be a miserable and boring game.

bit early

Man U customer here. 3-2 United; Rashford brace

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Funny how meaningless this game feels when at the start of the Season all the buzz was around Pep at City and Mou at United

Barely even seems like a derby these days

>>75529443
Chelsea are too fucking good, ruined all the fun.

Whomever wins goes 3rd yes?

probably gonna be a 1-1 draw

>>75529375
still uncertain. though if united lose this I think they're fucked for top 4, as they still have arsenal away and spurs away to play. whereas city have a piss easy run in (boro away, palace home, leicester home, west brom home, watford away). united have swansea home, celta vigo away, arsenal away, celta vigo home, spurs away, southampton away and palace home.

honestly think 4th will be between liverpool and united. liverpool have easy fixtures too (watford away, southampton home, west ham away, boro home) but they're more susceptible to fucking up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghvq7VwD6e4

:3 what anime is this?

test

>>75529359
>Predictions?
0-0 shitfest

customer here: >we will try to ruin their gameplan, force their best player into the middle, where based Bailly will eliminate all threats. Good boy Ander will dominate the midfield, and some unexpected low rated "meme" player like Rashford, Young or Lingard will find the net.

Also I expect Darmian and Fellaini in the starting line-up.

Want a city win desu

>>75529683

this

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>Pogba out

Reminder that if this is a draw and both citeh and united win their next game liverpool goes 5th. Both teams will play for a draw to screw liverpool over.

>>75529818
>force their best player into the middle
Yes, every single game against good opposition will follow the Chelsea plan. We didn't even force Hazard into the middle: he went there himself. He likes to cum inside. City play with out-and-out wingers - they're different.

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>>75530045
first for rooney hattrick

>>75530076
That Utd-Chelsea game confirmed for me that Hazard is a moron. Someone like TSU would have worked out what was going on immediately and changed his game to negate the man marking.

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>top 4 is at reach

3 more years

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>"OFF ME HEAD"

what did he mean by this? was it about his """hair"""?

>>75529818

local canadian customer here

I wouldn't be surprised if we sat back a bit and tried to counter with lindgard and rashford.

I think we will see something like this:

-----------------------de Gea------------------------
----Valencia-----Bailly-----Blind------Shaw-------
------------Herrera------------Carrick---------------
-----Mkhitaryan------Rooney------Martial---------
-----------------------Rashford-----------------------

Now I'm off to buy a pogba shirt for good luck.

>>75530295

oops left lindgard out:

maybe this:

-----------------------de Gea------------------------
----Valencia-----Bailly-----Blind------Shaw-------
-------------------Carrick---Herrera----------
----------Lingard-----Mkhitaryan-----Martial
--------------------------Rashford---------------

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>>75530295
>>75530328

ello lads you forgot to put me in

>>75530341

You should know by now that Jose only puts him on when we are leading and wants to draw...

Ugly match incoming. City 2 - 1 United.

If Pogba wasn't injured United would be favourites

>>75530402
wrong

he played in front of the 2 centre halfs for 90 mins against burnlel

-----------------De Gea-----------------
--Valencia---Bailly--Blind--Young--
-------------Carrick---Fellaini----------
-Mkhitaryan---Rooney--Lingard---
------------------Martial-----------------

screenshot this

>>75529487
>liverpool have easy fixtures too (watford away, southampton home, west ham away, boro home) but they're more susceptible to fucking up.

Those four teams all seem to have given up. Man Utd needs a miracle to get top four

>>75530478
be a shame if someone ... slipped ... this late on

>>75530475
He'll start Darmian at LB since he's the most defensively competent option

Alternative customer here

--------------De Gea
-----Bailly---Carrick---Blind
Valencia----Herrera----Darmian
-Miki-----------Lingard------Martial
-----------------Rashford

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>>75529991
Man what a shame that is. I bet he had another masterful midfield performance in store for us tonight, couple of assists while blocking every opponent's move before they even think of it.
>>75530438
lul

>>75530475

>no rashford
>rooney starting
>young at LB over darmian and shaw
>martial starting in his natural position
>fellaini not being the "impact sub"

Cmon anon, you're not even trying.

>>75530478

Middlesbrough might nick a cheeky boring 0-0

>>75530526
>not watching the victory over burnley
>literally this entire squad started
come on anon, you're not even watching

>>75530500

>carrick at CB

Wtf is this.

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Who's the good guy ?

>>75530546

Mou-itis, formley known as Van Gaal

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>>75529818
What you described is the Manure - Chelsea match where Conte became complacement after having absolutely no trouble with >mouyes in two previous matches so all he had to do was come up with something unexpected like Herrera man marking tightly and 4-4-2. Entirely Conte's fault, he was caught off-guard, that's what happens when you become dominating force in your first season.
Admittedly Guardiola can't be trusted these days, but don't expect him don't out-tacticed by fucking >mouyes

>>75530546
>>75530571
Fergie did it first, customers.

>>75530577

Herrera will stick to silva all game. Bailley will deal with aguero. After that City is toothless.

I'm looking forward to watching rashford just run past stones about 10 times.

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>>75530577
>Implying >mouyes isn't the only manager that finished a league in front of Guardiola
>implying he didn't tactically defeated his unbeatable Barça on a permanent basis

>Conte's fault, he was caught off-guard
>please Jose, stop being mean, I don't know what to do

>>75530621
>Bailley
>being so causual you can't spell "your" players' names
No doubt >mouyes will attempt something like that after it worked out in the Chelsea match. City have several players capable of creativity, not just Silva so that won't help Manure.

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>>75530645
Remind me, what's >mouyes' track record against Guardiola? Or aggregate score between >mouyes and Conte?

Time for comedy

>>75530677
>track record
has more titles
has more competitions/eliminations off the rival in competitions where they directly faced each other
we can make a list for you
>>75530677
>muh head to head record, my favourite's manager Poop is actually better than >mouyes
nobody cares, we're in this business to win stuff. e.g., so far, this season, their track record is equal, 1-1, but we already who won did better (2.25 trophies against 0 (zero))

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>>75530709
>S-stop laughing at me

who cares about these shitty teams, they can't even finish 2nd

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http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11096/10851396/manchester-united-squad-tops-premier-league-for-transfer-cost-per-point

> Manchester United squad tops Premier League for transfer cost per point

>Manchester United have won 63 points in the Premier League so far this season - but they've come at a price.

The Old Trafford club spent £495.5m assembling their current squad, meaning each point they've won this season has cost £7.86m so far

In contrast, overachieving West Brom's haul of 44 points has cost a league-low £1.47m in transfer fees, followed by Burnley (£1.57m per point), Hull City (£1.70m) and Bournemouth (£1.75m).

kek

KEK

JUSTOMERS

>1 poobag for 10 points

>>75530645
>implying he didn't tactically defeated his unbeatable Barça on a permanent basis
and in this week's things that never happened...

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>>75530738
Oh, if you won't post the head-to-head allow me please
>Guardiola wins: 8; Draws: 6; Mourinho wins: 4
I see a stagnating tendecy going from Guardiola's wins through draws to >mouyes' wins :^)
>2.25 trophies
>A fucking McDonald's Community Shield
>A fucking Minnie Mouse's Sunday Cup
>participating in EL semis after beating St. Asses, Ok Poctob and Anderlel

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>>75530785
Literally chucked in real life at this
>manure
>mouyes
>poobag
>customers

>>75530785
Who cares, all top clubs are filthy rich and they can spend as much money as they want. I'm so bored of discussing this shit. It's only impressive to hear when some smaller team spends very little and has a good season.

>It's a Mourinho away vs a top 6 side
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>75529359
I predict a similar game to City vs Liverpool with shit ton of hilarious misses and poor football overall.

>>75529991
oh no, who will dab now

>>75530819
the draws between them can be deceiving since they clashed a few times in cup/cl and a draw might have been a good result for one of the managers considering the aggregate

>>75530857
>Mou actually criticised Conte for parking the bus

I hate that cunt so much.

>>75530874
lingard is the certified backup dabber i think

>Mourinho has already turned on Smalling and Jones

He's going to lose the dressing room by this time next season, and lose the job at the start of the following

>>75530909
so standard mourinho then

>>75530909

Can you also tell me the winning lottery numbers mr. aussie wizard?

>>75530819
>Oh, if you won't post the head-to-head allow me please
>I refuse to understand why some managers might not mind to lose a game or not win a game, as long as in the end they're the victors.
kindly reminder that after poop's exhaustion retirement (mourinho's la liga), poop's barcelona played 6 matches against mourinho's RM and won exactly 0 (zero) times
>A fucking McDonald's Community Shield
better than zero mcdonald's cs
>A fucking Minnie Mouse's Sunday Cup
better that 0 minnie cups
>>participating in EL semis after beating St. Asses, Ok Poctob and Anderlel
better than scratching his head during those long weeks with nothing to play for

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>>75530880
>Chelsea play the same way like they did under me, yet they are not criticized for it
Besides the usual deluded seething, notice the subtle attempt at taking credit for Conte's success

>>75530926
>watching history repeat itself is predicting the future

>>75530909
that's fairly consistent with the >mouyes timeline everyone predicted

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>>75530909
>my father works at Nintendo so I know all about muh dressing room intrigue

>>75530785
>The Old Trafford club spent £495.5m assembling their current squad
Holy shit how can you spend so much and still be so shit

>>75530921
>>75530943
I haven't been as active on /sp/ but I know standard Mourinho

Did everyone also predict he would turn on Rooney the same way he did on Casillas to make a name for himself?
Only this time it backfired because the 49 year old replacement striker got injured...shocking

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>>75530927
>after poop's exhaustion retirement, poop's barcelona played 6 matches against mourinho's RM and won exactly 0 (zero) times
That's even more embarrassing for >mouyes then, proving it wasn't just the squad doing all the work for Guardiola and he's the superior manager. Way to undermine yourself completely >mouyesbro

>>75530952
Both players are injured.
Neither are players who are known for faking injuries to not play during rough periods.

>Mourinho said that Smalling and Jones had to play through the pain. “We have [Eric] Bailly and [Daley] Blind who have experience and it’s time for Jones and Smalling to be brave - to [take a] risk - because for the team you have to do everything. You can’t do miracles but you have to try to do everything to accelerate the process.

>Asked when he thinks Smalling, who has a knee injury, and Jones should make themselves available, Mourinho said: “If it was me I think tomorrow.”

Source: Ian Herbert

>>75530952
Fuckoff weeb

>>75530960

lol you are a moron

What backfired are you talking about?

No one gives a shit Rooney was finally taken out of the starting team.

Rashford is his replacement and has done quite well. No backfire there.

>>75530974
I'm pretty sure Mourinho never once missed a professional game due to injury, so these quotes actually have some support behind them

>>75530808

Didn't do it on a permenant basis but I think Mou can be accredited for turning the titanic that was late 2000 Real Madrid around. He brought that fear factor back to them

>>75530785
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

if Man Utd win this game i'll be the #hextupple complete

Win Top 4 finish
Win London derby
Won Summer transfer window with net spend honours
Won the League cup
Won Charity shield
Win most games unbeaten

>>75530963
it just means it takes time to teach a new team how to properly defeat consistently a worthy opponent, in this case only the best barça in history, for many, best team in history.
in >mouyes case it took 1.5 seasons.

>Guardiola
he was utter defeated and left in shame, leaving his nº2 in command. it ended up killing him, so I guess now we know
>guardiola is disloyal to his own
>guardiola actually saved his own life in exchange for the embarrassment of leaving in shame.

>>75530957
When everyone knows you're loaded, they ask for more than usual.

>>75531027
>and United pay it

Why are Manchester clubs so shit at buying/negotiating in comparison to Bayern, Barca, Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal, Atletico etc.?

>It's a Slovakia vs Portugal autistic shitfest episode rerun

>>75530785

Trophies
United: 2 (most likely 3)
Chelsea: 1 (maybe 2)
Everyone else: 0

Money well spent

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>>75531026
>Real Madrid with >mouyes suddenly have no problems with Barcelona as soon as Guardiola leaves and someone utterly incompetent is left in charge
Bravo

>>75531050

Its improved with Mou incharge but people seem to forget that every team, even on your list there has had dreadful transfer periods
>Barca
lel

>>75530960
yes

>>75530974
>Both players are injured.
And they can recover, if they do what everybody else in the team does, play through a bit of pain. Would you respect more:
>your teammate who refuses to chip in for the team when it's his time because "I'm more confortable if I stay on the sidelines
or
>the leader that calls the cowards out and tells them to their faces they're not doing the same sacrifices than his teammates (yourself included)?

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>>75531027
That's a nice of saying "they've been overpaying for trash for years because of by far the worst transfer policy in Europe"
The last elite player they signed was Di Maria and they ruined him

>>75531050
theyre cucked by riaola and the mendes

>>75531050
>Barca, Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal,
Kek how are these any good?

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>>75531057
>unironically bragging about fucking Community Shield and EFL Cup
This is how deep customers have fallen, look at their state

>>75531050
Only Bayern and Spurs are good at it desu.

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>>75531053
Got shit to do now unfortunately, but I surely won't miss the match thread

>>75530963
lmao >mouyes BTFO

and remember mouyes lost a league against a barcelona without a manager in his last year at halal

>>75531009
pelegrini has as much merit to that claim and with a much cheaper squad

>>75531026
mouyes is so good that once poop left he didn't win shit and left on an empty season, utterly defeated and shamed by vilanova, a manager that was dying of cancer and missed half season due to chemotherapy

Mourinho is a pretty good tactician tbqh

Just a shit man manager, it's already cost him the respect of five United players (Mata, Shaw, Jones, Smalling and Rooney) and there will be more

Perhaps if he was a good man managers (such as fergie or conte) assistant they could do great things together

>>75531141
Never, EVER reply to me again

>>75531050
quite a lot of those teams have had some horrendous transfer windows. the problem with united is there is no clear direction post-fergie. just a hodge-podge of different managers and their philosophies

the player turnover is insane. just recently united played a game where fellaini was the most senior player on the pitch (if you discard youth like rashford and lingard), and he was bought in 2013

>mfw either the ''based'' slovak or the portuguese mou lover will be EXPOSED by tonight

cant wait lads

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>>75531178

>>75531135
>Spurs
Remind me how they spent Bale's money again?
Juve, Bayern, Atletico and Sevilla are easily the best ones

>>75531185
Either way, we win

>>75531198
Eriksen is the only name I can remember from the Bale money that still starts

Surely he's not the only one who didn't flop? r-right?

>paulinho
>lamela
kek

>>75531173
other way around, he used to be an amazing motivator but lacked a little in tactics
although I agree he seems to be having a shift to the other side

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>>75531220
>PENDADO
>capoobag

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>>75531196
>stats on u from his mudhut using the same array of stale images because he can't afford new ones

>>75531235
1. Eriksen
2. Chadli
3. Lamela
4. Capoue
5. Paulinho
6. Soldado
7. Chiriches

What the fuck were they thinking

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>>75531256
>potato famine customer who has never been to a game mad at a slovakian on a chinese cartoon forum for making fun of 'his' company

kek

>>75531196
Based slovak who is better, conte or allegri?

>>75531118
titles, even small ones give an insight into the future. think >mouyes RM and the Poop's Barcelona problem. First season, >mouyes won only the cup, but by doing so, RM, for the first time in years
>defeated Barcelona
>won a trophy directly to Barcelona
>won a trophy
fans/costumers sense the tide is changing, which is the objective when their team is down. it's very understandable they're happy, because people think in their own (their team's) interests.
turned out the fans were right in sensing that. ever since Mou took charge of RM, they won:
2 National Cups
2 Champions League (possibly 1 more this season)
1 League title (very likely one more this season)
7 CL semis
2 European Supercups
2 Club World Cups
1 Spanish supercup

while Barcelona's european hegemony (what RM really care about) at the time was destroyed
1 SF in 4, since Mourinho

>>75531118

Community Shield is worth more than any slovakian title

>>75531256

KEK

Autism is a terrible disease.

>>75529359
>wealthiest club in the world and a PR gig with unlimited money
>two of the most successful managers in the game
>battle for top 4

Pretty kek worthy. Mouyes got it this time since the pressure is all on City while both have injury problems. Probably 2-0.

>>75531118
EFL cup is FA cup without the shitty teams. It's not a big deal but a legit trophy. Though community shield is a glorified friendly.

Death to manure's customers.
City 5-0 manure.

>>75531185

In all likelihood it ends in a draw...but oh man if United win the Slovak might finally hang himself..

>>75531376

One can only hope

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http://bianconeri.tripod.com/fans2.html

How can the Slovak even spout shit when Juve are the biggest arrangement of glory hunters and customers in modern football

>>75531316
>long list of mouyes accomplishments
>only one refballed league, a cup and a supercup with the most expensive squad in history while playing in spain with refball madrid
lmao you forgot to include under mouyes accomplishments
>lose 5-0 at camp nou with madrid
>get kicked out of cl by barcelona with a messi wonder goal at bernabeu
really very few madrid managers have achieved that, congrats

>>75531376
>>75531409
the Manchester United lifelongs arrived

>>75531417
>refball madrid
Are all Catalans that deluded?

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>>75531417

>Barca fans talking about refball

Top lel, its rigged equally for both of them

>lose 5-0 at camp nou with madrid

How's that any worse than losing 4-0 to everton

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>>75531413

>>75531180

You have to be a complete fucking moron to not see the difference in the management of the club this season.

Mourinho has honestly got the club headed in the right direction. And with the money WE have to spend, WE will be competing for the title and the CL for years to come.

ABU's are thoroughly BTFO thanks to Jose.

>several bongs until kickoff
>thread already filled with falseflaggers, gimmickfags and awful shitposting

>>75531494
just your average post fergie man u thread on spee

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>>75531196

>juvestoreasia.com

>>75531526
He's a small guy

>>75531494

Feels slightly closer to golden age /spee/ than usual
Just missing powerrankings

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>>75531526

>>75531473
fuck sake calm down you nonce. I am a united fan.

you cannot deny the horrendous mismanagement this club has been under since fergie retired. signing moyes, that horrible transfer summer of failing to get thiago, kroos and fabregas, trying to buy fellaini + baines for a combined 30m, waiting too long to buy fellaini and ending up spending more than his release clause, that herrera fiasco on deadline day.

then van gaal came. finally got herrera, yet he had no idea how to utilise him. got shaw for a ridiculous amount who still hasn't had a proper injury free season. rojo who is great now but back then he was mediocre. blind who's just a utlility player. falcao which was a failure and di maria, who van gaal also failed to utilise. van gaal 2.0 was even worse. schneiderlin, schweinsteiger, depay aren't even at the club any more. darmian is mediocre. martial was a good signing, but it was on deadline day and the fee paid was massive. suffering severely with 2nd season syndrome.

haven't even talked about some of the players sold for meagre prices.

Im not arguing about mourinho's management this season. just the overall management as a whole post-fergie (and actually fergie takes some blame too) has been shocking.

>>75531576

>Fake customer trying to pretend to be a real customer by typing a long reddit tier post

>>75531604
ebin

>>75531576
nice false flag ABU

>>75531576
>>96

>one guy points out the mistakes of his clubs that wants to be fixed
>customers attack him calling him false flagger and whatnot
>everything is fine la la la we the best la la la
cancerous fanbase, are they like this irl too?

--------------De Gea
Valencia--Bailly--Rojo--Clichy
---------------Herrera
-----------Pogba-----Silva
Sterling---------------------KDB
-----------------Aguero

Was gonna add Sane for >Pogba but Citys CMs are quite bad desu

>>75531700

Fuck off ireland

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>>75531730
>Combined XI
>not choosing all the best players
>chosing injured players

what is this senpai?

>>75531749

Am I not allowed to choose injured players? Did I miss the fucking rule update on posting best xis
Also I chose the msot balanced team not some garth crooks mess

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>>75531767
> I chose the msot balanced team
being this autistic

>Did I miss the fucking rule update on posting best xis
having this hot of a head

kys famalam

>>75529443

>not using your gambling addiction to make it meaningful

>>75531742
I'll take that as a yes

How many Mancs will start for City?

>>75531839

>Complaining about fans being mean on an anime board when there are italian teams whose ultras stab people for fun in the current year

>>75531879

Jesus

>>75531911
who cares about some dead italians, they probably deserved it

>anime board
you wish it

>>75531316
>being this fucking butthurt
can't wait to see your Pootugal excuses for when Pep blows Mouyes out the fucking water AGAIN

>>75531879
one less than United, excuse me while I shit myself with envy

>as for me
City fan on holiday in a hotel with loads of German customers. Saw one German couple lying on both Bayern Munich and Utd towels.

>result
3-2 to City, United's goals to be a penalty they don't deserve and an OG as Bravo chucks it into his fucking net

>>75531958

So zero?

>>75529443
>Funny how meaningless this game feels when at the start of the Season all the buzz was around Pep at City and Mou at United
Too true, everyone was nailed on about the title going to Manchester. Even funnier thinking about the league being 'done' after the first 6 games.
>Barely even seems like a derby these days
Disagree. Mou is such a toxic cunt he makes every derby involving his clubs entertaining. I'm expecting him to bait some anger out of Pep since he'll be frustrated with this season.

why is this on a thursday?

when was the last time a game was played on a thursday night, aside from christmas/new year time games?

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>come into thread
>the Slovak autist is all over it again

just fuck off already man

we all hate Manure, stop being so spastic about it

>>75530157
Hazard confuses me so much, I thought he was proving he is GOAT but then that United match he reverted back to the player who couldn't score a goal in almost a whole year. Really want to see him up against one of the Madrid sides or Bayern.

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Did anyone make a screencap of that thread where the Slovak spent EIGHT HOURS talking about Pogba?

>>75532074
>Really want to see him up against one of the Madrid sides or Bayern.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_UEFA_Super_Cup

>>75532089
You say that like it's unusual.

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>>75532089

>>75532107
In the champions league of course, noone is brining their A-game to the preseason cup with little prestige.

>>75532046
because it got postponed. it was originally supposed to be in like february but united had the league cup final. united were in all competitions until they got knocked out the fa cup by chelsea so there wasn't much room.

Symptoms of Aspergers
>Dislike any changes in routines.
>Talk a lot, usually about a favorite subject. One-sided conversations are common. Internal thoughts are often verbalized.
>Be preoccupied with only one or few interests, which he or she may be very knowledgeable about.
>coexisting conditions include Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
>Be unable to recognize subtle differences in speech tone, pitch, and accent that alter the meaning of others' speech. So your child may not understand a joke or may take a sarcastic comment literally.

>>75532107
>>75532125
Plus wasn't that Pep and Mou's first match with the respective club?

>most expensive team in the history of football
>shit

Really makes you think.

>this butt blasted poortugal fan

Mou is past it lad

>>75532238
they havent lost in like 14 games

>american opinions

>>75532148
think Mou had a few Chelsea matches before that

>>75532158
lots of injuries tbf

but yeah, for that amount of cash...

>tfw one of my coworkers is convinced they're an elite side

>>75532158
who, city?

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>leave the thread for 90 minutes
>half the posts since are about a "Slovak" because customers' team is so dull and hopeless that only ABUs bother to actually to discuss it anymore
>mfw

>>75532243
how many draws lad?

>>75532243
27 in the league

>>75532262
>Draws are considered wins according to USA anyway so why bother asking?

>>75532255
Man U

>>75532283
citys is more expensive though >>75530785

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>>75531316
>still pushing the myth that >mouyes had any impact on Guardiola's Barcelona at all, let alone "destroying the hegemony"
He was Guardiola's little bitch back in Spain and no desperate narrative is going to change that, their mutual matches speak for themselves. We'll see who comes on top tonight, but I can see >mouyes becomming the beta male of EPL again, except this time to Conte.

>>75532305

>implying that chelsea's 13 man squad will be able to compete in europe and domestic competitions.

wew

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>>75531526
>>75531547
I can literally take a random screenshot at Old Trafford crowd and find more pakis and chinks than your "Juventus Asian" Google search comes up with, lmao
*dabs globally*

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>>75532259
>>75532305
>>75532340

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>>75532326
>Chelsea don't have any money spend
They just held back during the previous market window because after the disaster >mouyes left behind Abra waited to find out whether Conte is the right man, but you can bet he'll have his backing and budget this summer.

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THIS

ahahahahahahah

>>75532340

>be a customer of Jeep FC
>complain about united customers
>post about pogba for 8 (EIGHT) hours straight
>posts the same autistic images daily on /sp/

the mental state of slovakia

>>75532305
>little bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqG_DJ-iVh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpfcYrne9-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc9PUGb4QoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEEHKA9ziEA

>>75532238
moo has been past it for the last 5 years but *shhhh* dont let the premfaces know

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>>75531304
Both rank among the best obviously, but they're different types. Conte is a squad builder, Allegri had success with already established teams. Conte excels in league but had tendency to struggle in Europe, while Allegri is on his way to second CL Final in 3 years. Conte is peerless motivator and popular media face, while Allegri is a cold calculating tactician.
Depends on what your team needs at the moment, for Chelsea Conte is the better choice, for Juve right now it's Allegri. To make it thread related, I'd say Conte would be more likely to fix Manure since they're unmotivated lazy mercenaries and the whole squad composition is a mess. Luckily their clueless board went for Mourinho's corpse instead of someone capable of taking them forward (Conte, Poch, Simeone) so there's nothing to worry about for ABUs

>>75532361

>losing hazard to Madrid
>losing costa to China
>having to buy 7 more players just to have a reliable bench

Ya chelsea is really set up well for next season.

>>75532011
>bragging that Man Utd have one Manc starting
>and hes only starting because Ibrahimovic is injured
Never change, customers. What next, you're gonna brag about winning the charity shield?

oh wait
kek

>>75532326
chelsea has 60m from oscar and Costa is likely off to china for at least 90m. Chelsea is going to make it rain in the summer

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>>75532305
>mouyes becomming the beta male of EPL again, except this time to Conte.
>beta male
>to Conte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r33SZveKo8

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>>75532382
So you've managed to find all >mouyes' wins, well done. What about the remaining 14 matches?
>>75532379
If you make as many posts as I do, you'll inevatibly end up reusing the same pictures. Don't like to post without images
>s-stop making fun of loyal lifelongs Pajeet and Zhang please
lmaoing

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>>75532421
Hazard hasn't transfered yet, or am I missing something here? Costa can easily be replaced, most likely without spending more than they'll get for him.
>>75532440
>utterly humiliated in the league the first time
>knocked out of FA Cup, Manure's only chance to achieve something semi-relevant this season unless they win EL
But yeah >mouyes get his little 2:0 victory when Chelsea completely collapsed and looked just like the 15/16 team. Following this trend, their head-to-head will be similiar to Guardiola - >mouyes in a couple of years.

>8 (eight) hours

>>75532416
agreed
mou is the definition of a has been

>>75532449
>despising the significance of the wins
>Copa del Rey win, League win (in Nou Camp), Supercopa win and Copa elimination
>What about the remaining 14 matches?
I have no idea what you're talking about, but surely you know Mourinho's Inter eliminated Barcelona in the CL (to win it) And United eliminated City in the English League Cup (to win it).
>>75532500
>Following this trend, their head-to-head will be similiar to Guardiola
that's what I've claimed. it took Mourinho 1.5 seasons to utterly defeat Guardiola and make abundantly clear he would never be able to compete with Real Madrid. It took Mourinho 0.5 seasons to show to Conte he's fucked, and will not beat United ever again.
The real question is if Conte is smart like Guardiola and silently retire to ressurge a couple of years later some little place Mourinho/United doesn't care, or will he be stupid enough to suffer the embarrassment of next season?

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>match not even started yet
>customers already seething thanks to based Slovak

Feels good to be an ABU boys.

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>>75532089
Rare picture of said Slovak

>>75532580
that's rugani

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>>75532556
I DEMAND SEVEN HUNDRED MILLION ON TRANSFERS TO COMPETE NEXT SEASON DO YOU HEAR ME

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>>75532580
>adults actually wear replica football shirts
>with names on the back
>sitting in their house

>>75530874
>>75530522
Losing one of the starting 11 always sucks even if it's the dabbing nigger.

>>75532238
he's probably one of Mou's illegitimate sons

>>75532613
Where is the Pogba connection though?

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>>75532573
>8 L 6 D 4W
>b-but >mouyes' wins are far more important than those matches he failed at
>5:0 trashing
>mfw
And yeah, >mouyes eliminated Guardiola's C team when City obviously threw the match, well done.
>to utterly defeat Guardiola
>to show to Conte he's fucked
You do realize that he has negative statistic to both of those managers, right? I'm sure EPL is literally TREMBLING just looking at >mouyes' unbeaten run that's like 50% draws to lower table shit

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>>75532579
2 hours until kick-off and just look at the agitation in this thread, Bestonia

>>75532637
kids love him for some reason

>>75532583
Rugani's hair is much lighter

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>not wearing your official team scarf to watch the game
are you really even a loyle customer?

>>75532679
3 hours dingus

>leaving juventus in 2014+2
literal monkey specimen

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>>75532654
>5-0 trashing
>implying that's not part of the Mourinho's psychological process in order to motivate the players to become unbeatable to the main rivals, just like Chelsea's 4-0
the problem is there is no word for strategy in Slovakia, so it's a concept hard to understand for you
>EPL is literally TREMBLING
Conte is for sure. the others, I believe, never deluded themselves into thinking they had any real chance, they know Mourinho from experience

>>75532699
>expecting a NEET to know what time it is

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*dabs respectfully*

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>>75532699
>>75532704
Good. The way this is going, there will be no one but ABUs and >mouyesbro left for the match thread. Customers are the most mentally fragile posters on this board, even their mascot The Flip has been bullied away for good.

>>75529359
You're very early m8.

>>75532720
>The Flip has been bullied away for good.
Nah, he's just on his Dutch proxy, pretending to be a City fan.

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>>75532702
>he was only pretending to lose 5-0

>>75532702
>Mou wanted to get knocked out of the FA cup

>>75532732
oi vey

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>>75532702
>he's getting humiliated on purpose
>5 managers who spent the entire season above him in the table (4 currently) knew all along they had no chance against the >mouyes zombie
That's some next-level 5D chess we're talking about here, I have to admit. Seriously though, >mouyes' direct competitor is Wenger. They're both outdated dinosaurs who have nothing to offer besides preventing their clubs from falling into total irrelevancy, get a result against the top sides here and there but there's zero potential for future.

>Figo

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>>75532732
>>75532764
Master trolle

>>75532732
sheiiiiit

>whoever wins, someone gets exposed

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>>75532692
>glory to my reds

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>gabriel jesus fit

gg yanited

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>>75532733
if that's what it takes. Mourinho was a never a man to be afraid of dealing with a fallout. The club's interests are first, and those players needed a good bath to snap out of being cucks to Barcelona.
It worked in the end, that's the point.
>>75532748
not really, Michael Oliver's attitude was not predicted. but it wasn't a big deal, FA Cup was out of the plans for this season anyway (one domestic cup, one european cup and top 4). ultimately being cucked by a referee also helps building character
>>75532765
>Wenger
>never lost a match in 15
>direct competitor

>>75532573
what was the result in the home fixture?

Sorry if that was too vague, let me rephrase: what was the result when Dabchester "Manure" Poonited played City at Poold Traffpood?

Sorry if that was too vague, let me rephrase: did you watch when City beat United 2-1?

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>>75532845
>being cucked by a referee
Not like Chelsea were dominating until 34th minute or anything :^)
>never lost a match in 15
Drawing to Hull and West Brom or losing to Crystal Palace and beating Leicester, at the end of the day it translates to similiar points, as evident by the table. But I wasn't discussing just the immediate results, but manager's long-term influence from now on into future. Either of them have nothing to offer, except competing for Top4 as the best case scenario.

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>>75532882
It's called long term strategy if you haven't noticed, The Mou isn't afraid to lose if it benefits the campaign!

>2017
>watching sawker

shit needs to be relegated to /asp/ where it belongs

http://www.strawpoll.me/12837604

who wins the derby then

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>>96

>>75532996

>96 get and united slip 3 past city

>>75532882
they lost 2-1. Guardiola did better the first half, Mourinho reacted the 2nd half, the goals for United didn't happen despite multiple chances. But you're giving to much importance to an irrelevant match. Mourinho is not worried with poop city's, since they are not a rival, nor presumably about to become a rival, they have as much importance in the big picture as, let's say, Watford.
The real objective this season for the league was to turn the trend regarding his former Chelsea, and that has been accomplished.
>>75532923
>were dominating
>muh possession
>muh 6.4 whoscored ranks are higher than 6.3 united's
>Either of them have nothing to offer, except competing for Top4 as the best case scenario.
Disagree regarding Mourinho (clearly candidates for the league and CL semis). Agree regarding Wenger.

>>75532973
>relegated

surprised an american knows what this word means, good job m8

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>>75532981
Not much faith in the >mouyesboys on /sp/ it seems

>>75533016
don't ever @ me again you limey scum

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>>75533041
@

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>>75533041
@

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>>75533041
@

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for me it's slovakia

>>75533041
>>>/blackpeopletwitter/

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>>75533102
>EIGHT HOURS

>>75533123
abus never sleep

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>>75533004
>mouyes is not worried about City
>he lost the derby AT HOME on purpose
>City literally spent the entire season above them in the table
You're right actually, they're not direct rivals at this point. City had a bad season because they've failed to challenge the title, but Manure can still have a good one because there's still a chance of getting the Top4. Notice the difference
>muh possession
Outdated approach, correct. Manure are one of the leading teams in EPL as far as possession is concerned and look how shit they are. What stands out there is the number of total shots, shots on target, dribbles and corners, all clearly indicating the active and dominating team. Manure on the other hand made two more tackles, well done. And 6 (six) more fouls

>Shaun only catching a 14 step final chase with a second remaining
Why do they still keep him around?

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>>75533102
Based Chile, tell Alexis to go to Juve

>Lose 5-0 on purpose
Lmao at this delusion

>>75532580

>Shirts are at max only 2-3 years old

Seems about right

>>75529359

>A CB partnership of Bailly and Blind

What could possibly go wrong?

>>75533154
Sex appeal
>Dark destroyer

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>>75533161
Clearly a managerial chess far out of reach for mere mortals like us

Why are EPL match threads on /sp/ so shit.

Why do I keep looking at them? Is it autism?

>>75533180

Still better than Shittys defense

United's fit first team CMs:

Carrick
Elbow Man

United fit first team CBs:

Bailly
Blind

KEK

reminder that tonight's game is the ULTIMATE EXPOSED edition: whoever loses tonight will be considered exposed to irrecoverable levels and any and all of his past achievements will be considered null

>>75533206

This one is fine you nancy

>>75533221
No Herrera?

>>75533221

Forgot Herrera. End my suffering please.

>>75533226
It is just shitposting the thread, then again I suppose that is half of /sp/

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>>75533224
this

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>>75533224
>B-but muh Inter CL

>>75533206
literally the best match threads on /sp/, faggot

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>>75533221
Bailey is the best CB in this match m8.

>>75533221
>Implying Poop's defence is any better

>>75533248
ABU bunker threads are best, can't wait for tonight

>>75533221

Yeah the defense and CM was so much better last season when they won
>Darmian-Smalling-Blind-Rojo
>Carrick-Sloweiderlin with Piglover coming on

Convinced ABUs only started watching football this season

>>75533260
Kompany is better than Bailly

>>75533241
that girl should consider wearing a larger bra because obviously the one that she's using in that picture doesn't fit her breasts

Does the slovak autist even have a job or is he full NEET? Not even hating, just wondering.

>>75533260

>Underrating the world's greatest CB of all time John Stones

He can run with the ball and pass, clearly no other CB can compete with that.

>>75533235

I miss shitposting /sp/

>>75533245

This is snapchat tier humour

>>75533278
>abu bunker
>is actually abu heaven

woah

>>75533285
good eye, Texas

>>75533283
Wew, has he even played 10 games this season? Legs made out of chocolate can't compete.

>>75533290
I do, (mostly) getting it done from home
*subscribes to blog*

>>75533316
webcam slut?

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>>75533295
>Shiiiiiet I could be in CL semis right now

>>75533316

Shit, are you one of those stay at home mums that earns £50k a year from home and wants to tell me her secret if I click on her ad?

>>75533290
id pay him like 10 quid an hour to troll customers desu. he has a talent

>battle of expositos
a win for /sp/ no matter the score

Remember when Pogba dabbed the ball?

>>75533316
good lad, what kind of work?
*sends donation of 5 euros to the ABU Bunker Foundation*

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>>75533320
Literally me right now

>>75533367
h-h-h-h-i

>>75533331
>tfw no 19.5k job trolling ABUs

>>75533367
>stallman
>on a mac

he wouldn't approve

>>75533395
Linus managed to control his autism, maybe he could too.

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>>75533360
Movie reviews and articles, minimum wage but you can do it in pajamas and hungover
*keks*

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>>75533432
living the dream 2bh

>>75533432
based

>>75533432
Guess it's pointless to ask for link, but which movies did you review last?

wtf is the point of rain, cant it just fuck off already

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>>75533343
Sure Chelseabro but be prepared for customers to attack >our flag if mouyes by some miracle snatches a win, there's only one Slovak on the entire /sp/ according to them

>>75533454
to nourish the earth and stuff anon

>>75533456
> if mouyes by some miracle snatches a win
Starting to accept it already? Nice.

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>>75533442
>>75533448
Cheers lads
>>75533451
Recently did some director profiles and tips for hidden gems of this decade (basically anything not knows to total plebs), don't usually write more than two actual reviews a month

>>75533456
>but be prepared for customers to attack >our flag
>Be prepared for the bandwagoners to make fun of Slovakians who banwagon the two teams winning their domestic leagues in nonshithole countries
Do you even listen to yourself? Wew