/147/ Snooker

God I hope Ding fucking MURDERS Selby

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>not /146/

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G W A N D I N G
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Ding is /ourguy/ right?

think snooker might be the most patrician solo sport if i'm honest

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Afternoon Lads

I have high hopes for ding

If it had been Selby in the final he might have lost momentum by then, but if he beats the sausage knight on the back of beating ronnie he'll crush the other finalist

Who else /hadapooltableasakidandusedtoinventcomplexgamesonit/ here?

Who /Jester from Leicester/ here?

>>75529261
/hadacarromtableandgoodtimes/ reporting in

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good afternoon lads

are we all here for Ding?

>we need a nickname
>lets see what rhymes with leicester
>jester?
>it does but hes a boring cu..
>LETS just pretend he has an epic sense of humour OK?
>fine jester it is

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>>75529294
of course, my horse

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>slowby - nickname given to selby by fans of his rivals

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>>75528851
/StreamStarts1HourFromNow/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo

Remember folks twentys plenty

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I don't think I've ever wanted a player to win a snooker match as I want Ding to beat Selby desu

Does anyone else remember when ding had that utter meltdown during a match a few years ago and stopped even trying like a stroppy teenager. Ever since then I feel proud of him like he's my adopted asian son who's grown up.

selby is unironically faster than ding

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that Moiphy-Rpmmie match feels like it was so long ago

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Anyone else bitterly disappointed to see the fat lazy swaggering scot go out to mr charisma?

>>75529419
Doesnt he have based griffiths in his corner now?

are there any gay snooker players? is ding gay?

Ever been a 147 in the womens game?

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what's for lunch, /147/?

I just had a cheese, ham and tomato toastie sandwich and a chocolate mini roll

>>75529496
had some scampie

cant use kitchen much anymore. Gone to shit since one of my housemates having psychotic breakdowns and another is an alcoholic. only here a few more weeks so fuck em bedroom cuisine it is.

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>>75529496
coffee with a frisium pill

work too stressful can't eat

>>75529519
>one of my housemates having psychotic breakdowns
is he a rpmmiefag?

>>75529552
a little herb to cure what ails ya?

>>75529608
she and yes it all happened after 146

>>75529471
i was told about a player who visited gay saunas but i cant remember who it was

>>75529519
Help the alcoholic out anon. Don't leave him alone.

>>75529633
nah the guys an absolute cunt. anti social in his room all day type. tried introducing him to my friends and he just behaved like a cunt. Being a little shy and awkward thats fine, but dont be awkward and think youre billy big bollocks at the same time

he's also on all the anti depressants

>>75529628
fucked her yet?

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almost time for the Human Leopard v the Chinese Dragon

Feel sorry for that old lad in front row on his own

> a possible 101 more frames

keep still my beating heart

>this banter
totally not rehearsed

gwan ding

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> oh yh what happened in that one

> I beat ya

> haha good one ;_____;

Finish him off ding hes a mug

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>Virgo

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beardanon, are you out there?

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DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>Virgo and Doherty
I'm ok with this

>>75529858
>You

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>>75529875
>me

based Rob

Gwan Selby

Send that chink fuck back to the land of the chinks (Sheffield)

How many frames today lads this afternoon?

>>75529907
DELET THIS

this is gona be painful, I'm saying 7-1 to selby first sesh. feels bad

I literally cannot fathom how anyone could support Selby over Ding

It's like thinking penaldo is better than messi, it's anti-sports

>>75529951
I don't want the Chinks winning a world title

Ever

GWANDING

>>75529951
It's like supporting the Money Jew over National Socialism

>>75529958
Alright Vardy, I know you like Selby cos he's a Leicester lad but that's out of order

Selby 17-6

>no one even sympathy clapping the double red pot

Snooker fans confirmed for sinophiles

Selby, yugh!!!!

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>Ding winning the first tactical exchange

GWAN DING

All about getting that first frame on the board. Duh

>>75530043
Happy king day toothpaste

Good afternoon lads.

GWAN DING

>>75529962
you have a containment board, use it

>no Brian
Brian confirmed for suicidal Rpmmiefag?

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Are you even trying Selby?

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>>75530065

>5000000000000 millionbillion chinks are watching this

GWANDING

RED CHINA

>>75530002
stoked for ding ae cobber??

>Just a reminder that if Selby reaches the final we'll get more pictures of worried-looks, lip-biting Mrs. Selby

GWAANANANANNN SELBY!

>>75530056
Happy birthday to you too.

What a shot Selby lad

Most naturally gifted player in snooker of all time. Easy

>>75530084
You're a political football, enjoy recanting for the next few years.

>break 8
bias much?

Lesby to break... His neck.

so, Selby will go down as the GOAT, right?

>>75530120
nice 1

>>75530123
When he eventually beats Hendry's record, yes

Choke at 43 or something

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Selby's gonna win it all again

>>75530092
ehh, it's been done by now

I want to Ding's asian qts

68's plenty

>that plant
>this entire frame

What a legend

There's no brakes on the Selby steam train. First Fu, and next is Ding

He is Opium

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>>75530114

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May they never miss again

GWANDING

Does beat

>pot success: 100%
>long pot success: 64%

How does this work then?

GWAN DING

COMNDONG

also, how do you break selbys spirit?

>>75530188
Virgos doing the stats

>>75530188
Arbitrarily deciding that "they werent really going for the long pot"

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ere we go

Calm as a Hindu cow

>>75530194
Voila!!!!

Why does Ding always look so sad?

He's such a jammy fuck it's unreal

Did the same to R Ronneh

>>75530172
CUM ON DING

>that red and black on the cushion
JUST

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alri

>>75530218

And again. Jammy git


His luck will run out soon

>>75529496
omlette

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>>75530216
not always

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>>75530235
welcome ausbro

ding is donging the molester!

>>75530247

truly /areguy/

>>75530247
SWEET

>>75530260
so far Ding is resisting the torture admirally

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/ourboi/ Jester playing 4D chess

>>75529951
because he's absolutely class. he's the most complete player on the circuit. did you not watch the fu match or what. only absolute casuals and ronniefags don't give him any credit

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>this fucking red
Fucking Selby, man.

>>75530250
yo

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>>75530283
*admirably

>>75530290
Ronnie fags care more about "personality" and worthless shit like "talent" than pure, unadulterated skill.

They don't appreciate the game

>>75530310
>They don't appreciate the game
But they do, which is why they dislike Selby, in the same way they dislike Ebdon

>>75530290
>>75530310
I'm not denying he has a lot of skill, but it's his style that I find so egregious

he almost always opts for the safe, grindy route

>>75530165
>picking asian over milf

pleb tier tast t bh

Selby is /ourguy/

Gape

>>75530327
>dislike Ebdon

Who? The guy is a ledge

>>75530336
>>>/reddit/

>>75530346
>Le 5 shots in 20 minutes man.

>>75530327
selby nowhere near as bad as ebdon

>>75530286
lel the webm of this is pure gold

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5's plenty

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WHERE IS THE CUEBALL GOING?

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>>75530346

>>75530336
This is bait

>>75530354
> I need potting to enjoy snooker meme

I think some snooker fans should stick to pool if they don't want tactical, cerebral sports

>>75530366
It misses out Ronnie's reaction, which is priceless

>>75530377
>> I need posting to enjoy snooker meme

/ourguy/ performing some sloppy positional play lads

His potting is top notch though

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>>75530366

>>75530377
>le twenty identical safeties in a row so intellifgent

>>75530366
>>75530390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTdPPiItGOQ

>>75530377
Fucking state of this pretentious shite.

Give your head a wobble, you fucking bell whiff

Based Virg's jinxing the shot

>>75530406
t. ronneh fag

>>75530411
GOTTA BE SO ACCURATE

tbqh I support selby because I enjoy the butthurt

>>75530377
Pool can be very very tactical, which is pretty bloody boring seeing as the table is tiny. At least tactical play in snooker is interesting

>>75530424
>tbqh I support selby because I enjoy the butt

ftfy

DOITDONG

>>75530424
being contrarian is part of 4chan culture

I don't support him, I just support anyone playing chinks

I'll be routing for Higgins tbqh

GET IN

>>75530403
thanks finbro

>>75530377
Fuck off you nonce

>>75530439
Are you this prick?
>>75530178

>>75530470
Nope, I just hate chinks

Good times

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>>75530203

>>75530482
Just fuck off already m8.

Dased Bing withstanding the torture.

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did we ever see these two again?

DING
I
N
G

FUKYAHDING

>>75530507
t. Ahmed

>>75530529
mate, no need for this.

>>75530482
Your hate for billions is retarded, fearful and I pity you, but please enjoy the snooka.

>>75530529
>>75530532
>tfw literally couldn't be more English

Cant beat a comfy check side from blue to pink

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Quiet please.

>>75530562
TYBJan

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It's actually 2-1 to Ding, in real reality.

brit/pol/ was a mistake

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>>75530573
PIPE DOWN PLEASE

As comfy as possible please, thank you.

ding is going to win 13-8

screencap this post

/ourJester/ is in his groove now. Time to fuel up the van and get this show on the road!

that old fella that hates the chinesers is in the crowd again

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>>75530614
it's a Best of 33

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>>75530592

>>75530630
>didn't post any facts
>wants people to debate facts

The brain of a paki

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Ninety-nine's plenty

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Ding a cute, CUTE!!

>lelby

The Jester taking out all the chinks this tournament

Mao would be proud of his kill count

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THAT'S ENOUGH

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>>75530630
Post facts Abdul

>>75530667
I kind her wonky eye rather attractive

>>75530366
>break 12
>time 5:26

What the fuck is this shit?

POT QUIZ

>>75530675
*find

>>75530678
>What the fuck is this shit?
He's called Peter Ebdon.

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>tfw just seen someone wearing my teams top

surprised at that

Ken is not a natural host
>Number C

>>75529962
>>75530664
>>75530639
>>75530637

Why bother spoiling the comfy?
Why is it always the right that starts it by harping on about jews or calling liberals pakis?

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>>75530701
lel. He's giving the answers sometimes as well. Bravo, Ken.

>>75530702
this

Still better than Blorkins

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>>75530702
He's just some miserable toothless cunt with Internet access. Let him rot.

>dirty-five seconds

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>womens world champion

>>75530777
reminder that she beat a male professional in the Qualifiers

>>75530667
Damn, she's even hotter when just having a casual coffee in private.

How does somebody in his 20s score something like that?

>>75530766
>mongolian mudbloods talking about being "toothless"

Funny guy

>he acts like an edgy racist in the internet

genuine cringe.

>>75530792
who?

>he uses the word cringe unironically

Schools on holiday or something?

>>75530807
>not just on the internet anon. Not a britcuck

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>>75530766
I know, just suprised I was trolled during the first session of this splendid match.


Hat's off to you troll, you diverted me from snooka, which is a task.

>>75530810
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/39510641

Comfy segment 2bh

This snooker cue manufacturing is in desperate need of mechanization

So inefficient.

>>75530797
>le mongol meme
Go get a job, mong, if you can. You've spent too much time browsing this shitsite.

I'd love to have a longer segment on the making of a cue tbqh

GWAN DING

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>>75530843
Perfect

>>75530851
Enjoyed it as well.

>>75530845
>being this triggered

Fingol autists are always the same.

>>75530851
me2

>Eugene Tableman
>makes tables

woah

>tfw not behind-the-scenes with are Seema

>>75530869
>Says the thread derailing little runt that answers to every post directed to him in a split second like it was his actual job.

Shan't be wasting any more time on you.
Now toss off.

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>>75530885
It's like poetry

thank mr Eugene

Good job eliminating kicks Mr Table Man

I could do without the stupidly dramatic music.

>>75530886
>jdimsa

>>75530913
Tables this year have been worse than ever. They need to sack him

>all these questions

The answer to 99% of snooker questions is this: Learn how to cue properly

what is this camera angle I can't even see the shot parrot is playing

>using the ghost ball technique

Barry the snooker coach has some words to say about that, parrot boy.

>cameraman testing a quadcoptor live on air

Reminder that Fu was behind by 4 at this point.

GWAN DING

GODING

>>75530956
Selby is the Chink destroyer. He's already taken 2 of them out the tournament. They were his starter and main course.

Ding is his dessert

Gwan Jester

>>75530843
based multi talented young leg-spinning prospect and elite swimmer, gifted musician and legendary break builder peter ebdon

Why didn't ding take the pot on, lads?
Has the ManCheetah gotten to him?

>>75530652
BOI

TORTURED

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I will slam it in

>>75530843
towel on head ronnie/ebdon webm?

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OH DING...

>DONG

>>75531015
When women wear thongs, is it always pressing against their anus?

>>75530902
>pottery

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>>75529495

Delet this

Yes! This is how you upset Shelbys game

>>75531039
Nah you're thinking of mark selby

>>75531051
Sometimes I wonder if you're watching the same thing as us

that cute Ding smile

2015 Bing
2017 Ding
2019 King

>>75531074
>tfw he's going to cry after this match
Life is suffering

>>75531067
Shelby doesnt like the unexpected, hates joking around. It triggers his autism and puts him off

>selby literally sat on 20 while playing an absolute shit show of a safety battle

>>75531074
It's nice to see ding more relaxed. Noticed it in his post ronnie interview too.

Always used to be so anxious and nervy.

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I really wish to see more Ebdonesque players.

Shelbyville usually rapes his opponent in the first session, this looks promisigly comfy if not slightly inevitable.

>>75531110
>nervy
It's bad enough that they all say it

>>75531015
>>75531039

It looks like she's wearing nothing at all though.

This is a sloppy shitshow

Bad frame for Ding, it's almost like he wants to be molested

>>75531159

rhmmeh pls

>Dong

>>75531110
Let's hope he keeps the positive vibes even when he'll go behind.

Selby is the plant master

Based Pocket Filla

Mark "the Gardener" Selby

Looking like Alan Titchmarsh out there

>>75531188

Mark "The Botanist" Selby

G W A N D I N G

GWANDING

Jiggins must be favourite at this stage. These lads not up to much.

Fuck sake Selby

which player has the hottest wife? i need to know

Zesty frame

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Ding just can't long pot today

HE'S SHOOK

Told you lads selbys level will drop.

>>75531288
Ronnies wife imo

>>75531302
Long game. It'll come back

WAHEYYY

DING

DING

DING

DING

DAT FUCKING YELLOW

SELBY SEETHING

D I N G E D

DING A CUTE
CUUUUUUTE

THE GODS FAVOUR DING

>>75531329
He made that qt face again

MARK GETTING TORTURED

haha get fucked slowby

>>75531302
Selby suffering from his announcement of 'I havn't peaked yet.'

inb4 Selby wins the frame anyway

PUT HIS FUCKING LIGHTS OUT DING LAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUd-KL8GHkU

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>"I personally would hit it... hard" - John Virgo

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finally home, getting comfy for snooker

lucky cunt

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>>75531355
damn

Put that chink in the fucking ground Selby-lad!

WHERE THA CUE BALL GOIN WHERE THA CUE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CUEBALL BANTA

WHERE'S THAT FUCKING CUE BALL GOING

>>75531288
selby

WHERE IS THE CUE BALL GOING

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DA KUBOL!

>>75531377
>mfw

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CUE BOOOOOOL

Oh he's twitching now
Complete molestation incoming

>>75531288
Selby. Not even joking.

We finally get someone with the potential of /oureternalboi/ Hendry like dominance

And he happens to have the personality and likeability of a lemon

This is a cruel game

Hendry has no chill.

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>he's gonna dominate this game for a long, long time

>>75531416
I dunno, he might be chinese but he seems alright

>>75531416
why do you hate lemons anon? they cute

>>75531416

Ronnie >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hendry

>>75530825
>the ABSOLUTE state of Finnish snooker

DING DING DING DING DING

>>75531438
He doesn't practice nearly enough and he's too casual in his attitude

You need to be a robot like Hendry-kins

LMAO

Good guy Selby

>>75531288

Willie Thorne Top top milf

>>75531288
The Zester

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>zesting yourself

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>>75531431

>>75531460

Ronnie doesn't need to practice he's the natural GOAT like Messi

Ronnie = Messi
Hendry = CR

>That perfectly straight double miss though

>Ding

CARBON COPY

>>75531488
Everyone needs practice

Talent is a meme

GWAN DING FINISH THIS MUG OFF

Stop fucking about now Ding

Highway to the DINGER zone

>>75531516

Ronnie took a year off came back and won the worlds. No one else could do that.

SUPER FINE CLOTHES

S U P E R
F I N E

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virgo is going for the full bingo today

>open up the reds
>don't pot the following ball
JEST

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>it's a Selby clears up episode

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>

The one time he doesn't say it, the Virgo ball goes in

Typical