OFFICIAL DODGERS VS. GIANTS #3 GAMETHREAD

Please Alex Wood don't pitch like you usually do.

Your daily reminder that beating the Giants is equivalent to winning the World Series for Dodger fans.

>>75522968
no winning the World Series is like winning the World Series to Dodger fans, you stupid fuc

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I'm happy to see Morse back, I hope he does well

>>75523196
>Someone took the time to make a graphic for that quote

Kek, it is pretty cool though, I just hope he doesn't fucking suck

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>Kelby is back

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Haha time for Cueto

>>75523417
Post the webm of Kershaw breaking his hip..

Johnny Cueto would look so good in a Dodgers uniform. I say we trade for him.

>>75523607
He looks good in red and in SFG orange 2bh. He looked very weird in KC blue. I'd love to trade for him but I'd much rather see the Giants be shit without 1 (one) top 100 prospect

>>75523417
please based glasses man

>alex fucking wood with a perfecto going
>giants

>>75523715
The Giants have 2 top 100 prospects

>>75523817
Well then we trade them a shitter for their two prospects and they have NOTHING left.

>>75523777
Don't disrespect Alex Wood. He's excellent. Insane talent. Shame he'll be in the bullpen.

wtf game isnt on nbc bay area reeeee

>>75523861
Ha ha ha the Gay Area doesn't even get to watch their own team lol.

This is unrelated but if the Pirates blown this save they don't deserve to make the postseason

>>75523861
Yeah it is. NBCBA, not NBCSBA.

Lakers 16
Bay Area 16

Explain

>>75523817
What are their names?

>>75523861
NBC Bay Area = Regular NBC affiliate

NOT NBC SPORTS Bar Area = cable

>Mikey Mo almost hitting the Coke bottle in BP
That's big cat territory, wholly fucc.

AT&T PARK BOTH LOOKS LIKE MY HOMIES BATHROOM

HE LIVES IN LA PUENTE

>>75523992
I live in Watts and this looks like heaven to me.

>>75523992
HE'S CALLING YOU HOLMES

HE NEEDS YOU IN THERE

>>75523943
>counting the champions hips won in Minnesta

fampai pls

Alex wood nasty ads fuck tonight...

Doesn't give a fuck what count it is.

He got that DUMB slider working tonight

>>75524054
>tfw just pronounced "Minnesta" out loud and it made me smile

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>>75524106
lovely..

>>75524278
"Lovely" has no flow at all

It's a 3/10 word

>>75524351
Lovely is a lovely word, friend

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Say sorry to Alex right now.

It's still not too late

Johnny Cueto doesn't deserve to fester in San Fagsisco. Send him to a winner like the Yankees, Red Sox, or Dodgers.

Arroyo fucking exposed. Send this nigga back to jupiter Florida or whatever shithole they got him from

>you may hear the wind from the microphone but no heckler tonight
based flemming

>>75524760
>

>mfw wasn't expecting a duel

also I'm still pissed >we didn't light up Cain on Monday night... fuck Matt Cain

be a native of the gay area brehs

mfw a giants fan tried to suck my dick while leaving at t stadium last nite

lmao

>>75524826
>lmao this nigga don't know how to greentext

>>75524812
what is it with dodger fans sleeping on Alex Wood???? Shit makes me so angry.

Double play in this Bitch. Keep that pitch count under 10/IP

Bobby Thomson a gud boi, he dindu nuffin desu

chicharrones

>>75524826
back to the coli, nigger

>Joc
>Yaz
>Cody
>Corey

Are these the four hardest swings of the NL.

All four of these fuckers look like theyre looking to visit snap city...chill

>>75525251
Watching Cody Bellinger swing makes my rotator cuff hurt

patiently waiting for Roberts to take out Wood in the 8th inning while throwing a no hitter.

No hitter

nice quick pitch

nothing personal kid hehe

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BASED SEAGER

>>75524932
the dodgers just make me pessimistic sometimes. Had such high hopes for Maeda but he's been shit since last August. Ryu is improving little by little. Rich Hill is pissing me the fuck off with this blister or whatever. Julio had some nice starts but he never took off.

Looks like Wood is our 2nd ace unless they put him in the bullpen.

>>75525557
>Julio had some nice starts but he never took off.
he threw 70 innings of 3 ERA ball as a 19 year old rookie

>>75525635
But if you lived in LA and listed to people around here, you're supposed to expect a negative ERA with 20+ strikeouts a game

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>>75525557
If been a fan of wood since 2014 and a fan of Shelby since 2013. Couple of great pitchers. Maeda I'm not too worried about, at worst he's a bullpen arm with plus plus offspeed. Hill is worrying only because of the contract. Wood needs to be un the rotation. He needs to get his innings. Urias never took off? Lmao he's fucking 20 and performed excellent. His only issue is being unable to finish off the 2 strike counts and his BABIP is at 300.

Kazmir I'm not even thinking about. McCarthy the nice surprise. Wood needs to be integrated in the rotation for a minimum of 100 innings

>>75525557
Niggah shut the fuck up
Dodgers are loaded with money
You guys can just buy darvish and Cueto next season

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is brehs mirin late night snack?

giants are getting no hit

i can fucking feel it

>>75525754
Are those Korean shortribs?

>>75525754
Looks fucking delish
What is it?

>>75525726
Not only that, Dodgers have a great farm system. Nigga has no right to be pessimistic at this point. When it comes to pitching we have 3 potential top of the rotation guys in Alvarez, Buehler, and White. That's with Urias and Kershaw already. Not to mention that Otani is a potential Dodger (a lot of teams really).

And if they don't want to wait on them, they can trade them for some great pieces.

>>75525756
?

>>75525716
The Hill problem would be asily fixed if MLB wasn't still stuck in the 1910s in so many aspects
Allow medical exemptions for pitchers putting tape on their hand, or better yet let them do whatever the fuck they want as long as there inst an effect on the actual physical ball

>>75525754
Based rice half sphere

>>75525775
>>75525777
chicken in teriyaki sauce brehs

>>75525754
nice lad looks tasty

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>>75525754
I was gonna make alambre but I didn't have pineapple, peppers, or bacon so it's just carne and cheese with pico

If this motherfucker pulls him with 7u pitches I'm gonna shit a brick.

Anyone remember his game against the Padres where he was a 78 pitches in the 8th? And Mattingly didn't let him go out??

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>CUETO

>>75525754
>>75525848
nice, all I have is chips and cookies ;_;

Christ Bellinger has an unpleasant batting stance/swing to look at
Even Kershaw's butt-out slap hit stance is more aesthetic

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Fucking stupid. Alex should be finishing this Bitch to the 27th out.

Fuck you

>there's a reason why Harry Carry drank while calling the cubs games

Is Kuiper implying that hes gonna start drinking due to this Shit offense?

>>75526048
And for Romo
6-3 Giants by the time this inning is over

>>75526077
Im not tripping about Romo. It's just extremely disrespectful. You let ryu go out for 7 after giving up 2 homers to Arenado and another to Blackmon? Cmon..... It's bullshit. Let him pitch. He's earned it

>doyers
>roberts

Thank you based romo

How much are the Giants paying Romo to destroy the dodgers bullpen?

ARROYO

>>75526187
enough

Why is dave acting like such a retard this season?

>>75526200
Niggers don't make good managers.

why isnt stripling on 7th inning duty?

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>doydoy fans thought they were picking up an ace for their bullpen

Why would Dave Roberts take out his starter after 6 dominant innings to put in Gas Can Sergio?

This is good. Let this shit happen again.

I hope Roberts gets roasted for this shit. 77 pitches to finish the 6th after a 1 hit performance . Fuck you. I almost want to lose this game just so it never again happens. Man I am seething. Fuck you.

>>75526222
maybe bcuz he's a garbage manager?

>>75526215
He had 7 innings of 1 hit ball. He's a solid bullpen arm.

t. Giants fan.

I don't want to do hear any negative shit about Pedro Baez he's excellent for us this season and seasons past with the exception of 5 homers.

Don't bother posting your negative shit. Go to twitter.

>>75526245
I forgot my twitter password though

>>75526231

I was talking about romo, you dolt

The most frustrating thing is that it seems like taking pitchers out early does nothing for their health. He took hill out of his no hitter to protect him, and his blister shows back up anyway.

Alex wood deserves another start for this dumb shit.

Im still mad as fuck. Rest Kershaw one day if his calf is bruised.
I can't get over this.

>>75526266
hill is a fragile piece of shit tho, and his style of pitching is most affected by getting blisters. most guys benefit from pitching less

Gorkys Hernandez should not be getting ABs in the majors, how long am I gonna have to deal with this shit?

wood's fastball average is like 3mph higher this year. he was trash last year. def roiding. i don't mind unless he gets caught tho

>>75526328
MLB changed their radar guns, everyone is throwing faster but not really

Does having the last name Romo automatically make you garbage?

>>75526289
Hills bones and tissue are healthy , it's the blister. He lives and dies on curveballs. It is what is it.


>>75526328
He's healthy stupid fuck.

>>75526223
I have a feeling Friedman is calling the shots and not Roberts. Roberts' "coaching" style is not that different from Mattingly's imo.

Great pitch. This should be an easy 1-2-3

>>75526338
If that were true Syndergaard would throw triple digits every fastball.

>>75526395
I mean you could probably google it, you don't have to be a grouch about it.

I did 9 tours in Iraq

>>75526328
There is no benefit to roid if you're a pitcher , fastest way to kill your arm

>>75526455

>there is no benefit to roid if you're a pitcher

roger clemens

Gorkys Hernandez is such a miserable piece of shit

TYBP

>>75526473
Velocity never went up..... Barry had a baby arm could barely throw a ball 200 feet
Alex had an elbow issue. He's healthy.

Come on Slutley!

:( this lack of late game offense is gonna kill us again

>>75526473
His command was God like but his velocity was near below average

>>75525994
Bellinger's swing is the most aesthetic swing in the majors. I don't understand how you can hate it. It looks sweet when he hits a bomb.

>>75526222
It's pretty ridiculous. Our starters outside of Kershaw have been terrible at eating up innings, but this fuck just forced it on Wood.

>>75526245
We need someone to hate on b.

>lege
>urine
>belisario

Dodger radio announcer sounds like Hank Hill

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>75526245
how about now?

MIKEY FUCKING MO

STILL OUR HERO

>show up
>hit dingers
>leave

BASED

MORSE

of course

Welp, knew it was coming.

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TYBP

>>75526245

You're a fucking idiot. Baez sucks.

>>75526599
Shut the fuck up

Is dave roberts the next matt williams

>>75526638
hes above average for a reliever

>>75526664

No he isn't, he just faces shit players and then blows it against hitters that matter.

>>75526638
Firs run in 19 innings. Shut the fuck up. I hate pessimistic faggots.

>>75526684
What does that even mean? Of course better hitters are going to have better results against relievers you dummy

A career 2.9 ERA and 10 k/9 doesnt suck

Roberts sucks, bring back Mattingly.

>>75526710
mattingly would have emptied the bullpen before arroyo got to the plate

>>75526689
>>75526709

He doesn't cut it when it counts is what I'm saying.

Busted Pussy isn't clutch

what if i hit a walk off bomb

>>75526857
ok

>>75526857

SEETHING

JUST KILL ME NOW

classic i expected nothing else

utley still got it

>>75526885
>>75526882
Did he score? He's a bitch. Never done shit in the postseason either. All glove at this point. No offense

>>75526948

he hit in Blach yesterday, dumbass

>>75526961
Did they win? Was it the go-ahead? Did they retain the lead?

Did he score right now?

>>75526980

did he drive a run in? yes

is he the best batter on the team tonight? yes

are you seething with rage? check

>>75526980
Stop changing the goalposts. Not even a jints fag and you're annoying.


Seager about to win this shit for us

Seager blows. Major regression

>>75527023
thanx for the jinx

Nice move from this no chin law. Caught me sleeping.

fuck

damn.
im listening on the radio and i thought that was going to be gone by the sound of flemmings voice

Meme Park.

Worse than Coors.

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>>75527204

nooooooo

dubs and the fucking dodgers will win

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>>75527241
time for Urias tomorrow

why was romo taken by the dodgers again?

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>>75527241
They burned melon cone. The game was surrendered at that point.

>>75527291

stop posting this ugly whores

I needed the sleep anyways

gg

>>75527333
spineless bitch. we don't want you

God man, why do the Dodgers suck so much? I mean they overpay for shitty players that don't bring crap to the table.

>>75527333
Don't worry dude
We are risp too

>>75527345
Bitch. Did you not just see what happened. To top it off I got trips.

Shit is game over.

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>bases loaded
>no outs

GG jints

don't fuck this up jints

>>75526485
Rev up your apology my man

>>75527366
>>75527333
scared

Fuck Sergio Romo
Fuck Pedro Baez
Fuck Ross Stripling

This should never have gone to extra innings.

>>75527388

what part of LA are you from

>>75527401

Whittier.

If they hit a pop fly to Toles it's over with his semi-babby arm. Hit it to Puig.

>>75527425
Cool I'm from Watts.

i like the strategy of trying to induce pop ups but its already over

oh lord, ross is going to walk him

>>75527450
>toles
>baby arm

>>75527483
If it isn't close to Puig it's a semi-babby arm. If it's crawford, it's babby.

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>Arroyo's first career homer comes off Romo
>Morse homers in his first AB back in SF
>offense takes Cueto off the hook
>capitalize on bases loaded no outs bottom 10th
>come back from down 0-3

based game

gg doyers, you play for the split tomorrow and the Giants play for the WIN

romo is a double agent

I want him to leave

LETS GO GIANTS

yeah the Dodgers aren't going anywhere this year.

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Based Pence

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das it mane

das it

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GORKYS

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gg dodgers.


-------------------------
Series finale (game #4) is a getaway game for LA

... tomorrow at 3:45 PM ET | 12:45 PM PT.

Pence is such a tryhard faggot

>>75527539

SEETHING mad

>DOG DOO DOO'S

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Thank you pence for inviting morse to your wedding

>>75527510
>Morse came back from retirement
>nobody left on the bench
>Pence's 10+ pitch battle

I want that piece of shit delusional fan here to see this game and recognize that this team sucks and doesn't have the talent to make it to the world series.

DOYERS
O
Y
E
R
S

>>75526308
apologize

>serving a dinger to a rook
>an inning later, serving a dinger to a retiree

doyers