Official Baltimore Orioles Vs Tampa Rays Thread

>already close to last night's hit total
woo

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Sup peasants

>>75519338
how many times have you been told to not stand there? it's a liability issue
t. my seven year old can't stand on the planter because insurance jews

>>75519393
Roof deck seats bitch. ROOF DECK! GOT Q BAR RIGHT BEHIND ME SON

Why can bundy throw a perfect game? Is he broken? Is he not good enough? Should he be traded?

perfect time for a trumbo jumbo

>2 out 2 on Trumbo up
wonder what will happen

>>75519444
i've never been that poor that i can't afford 20 dollar LF seats or scam a nigger for 1B side lower level. good on you i guess. learn a trade. or learn to schmooze. ask me.

>>75519511
These are more expensive seats faggot

I might murder Trumbo before the All Star Break

Man, when did Trumbo get so awful?

>>75519525
you can get roof deck tickets as low as $25

i'm not impressed but i am jelly, i'm also not that other poster.
i only go a couple times a year and i go club level

Seriously, can we split Chris and Mark up until Mark wakes up? I'm tired of them being a 1-2 punch to kill our offense

>>75519525
>paying more for worse seats
you live in the glen, don't you

>>75519590
way he's playing schoop should be the 5

>>75519610
Absolutely

>>75519610
schoop besst 2b in the lig

>>75519599
They are more prestegious seats

>>75519590
Having Mancini, Kim, and eventually rickard all splitting ABs while Trumbo cant hit his weight is pretty insane

>>75519641
glen confirmed.
you're a sucker.

>>75519659
Kim's gonna have like a solid week off with all the lefties in the next games

>>75519666
Pasadena satan. Now stop talking to me peasant

>>75519659
>he doesn't understand the nature of power bats
trump-o will carry the team for a month and keep them in contention. why blow the load now when they are winning every series?

Im sitting next to a fuckin leaf reeeeeeeee!!!!!

>>75519670
i feel bad for Kim, i may have been the only person genuinely excited when i heard he was coming to baltimore and then the fans fucking booed him on is debut and hes been better than expected now. baltimore doesnt deserve him.

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>>75519737
I was excited for a new meme asian after Chen left and Suk Min Yoon wound up being a bust

>>75519674
>i pay double to sit farther back
>only plebs sit close to the plate

wow it's almost like kim is good at getting on base

>>75519799
Burn the witch

OBP is the work of Satan

>>75519737
he was being jewish as fuck. trying to force the team to keep him on the ML roster when he clearly didn't belong.
he's shown to be an average bench bat at best. big whoop.

>>75519765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ8oaKyT4kE

>>75519770
>closer = better

Thats why you rode the short bis

>>75519838
Dan why are you posting during the game

Very irresponsible

>that slide

wtf schoop

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Ryan Flaherty's first career hit!

>>75519876

And first career RBI!

>>75519838
>posted as kim rounds 3rd

he gets on base and has some dingers in him he has always been better than bowie and i respect him for standing his ground.

>>75519853
in what dimension is dead center a good place to sit? i'll admit just being in the yard is worth a few bucks, but bruh.

hahahahahahahahahhaa

Lolwut

HOLY SHIT WEBM WHEN?

RYAN FUCKING FLAHERTY


MEMELORD

>>75519859
>>75519859
>>75519859
i like the guy, but he'll be back in SK once his deal runs out. he's a 4a player.

>>75519921
Since i can see everything in play

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell happened

>Rays pitcher using substance on arm
>Still getting clobbered

maybe.. not use it?

If you guys see a very succesful bearded guy in plaid on the roof deck thats me faggots

bit late to the party but

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FLORIDA

>not scoring that an inside the park homerun just for the fuck of it

>>75520083
>bearded guy in plaid
>succesful

Mannys BABIP vs exit velocity is a fascinating conundrum

>>75520083
>successful
>bearded in plaid

>>75520044
classic glen. acting like a battered wife,
you can do better, sweetie.

I missed the errors, explain what the >rags...

um, >rasy did pls

What a bum

>that velocity drop
oh fuck

>>75520153

Irish lad on first, rasy shift against Smith, singles into center, throws to third with no one covering to get Flaherty, defender and Flaherty run into each other, ball goes past both, pitcher picks it up, throws back to third, hits Flaherty in the helmet, ball goes to left field, Flaherty scores, Smith scores

>>75520214
It literally had to be Flaherty, didn't it

>>75520214
pretty sure the helmet hit was the ray ss not fla

>>75520254

Yep, see >>75519962

>Rays man plays the position of "catcher"
>Can't actually catch the ball

I didn't even have time to shit on Trumbo before he got out

SOCK DINGERS OR GTFO YOU USELESS FUCK

O's broadcast keeps making a point that Cobb probably has something on his forearm. Now that he got his first 123 inning perhaps Buck should make the crew check him next time.

guys guys guys

is there anyone memeier than Flaherty that i can get on the back of my jersey?

Joseph maybe?

>>75520318
do you get bonus oints if you win by more than a run?
trumbo will go on a heater in mid summer and carry the birds to a dozen wins they don't deserve.

>>75520380
Trumbo's an early season hitter, he has started hot and then fallen off every year of his career

>>75520373
chris hoiles

>>75520373
Donnie hart would be p. memey

>>75520373
>not getting a Wayne Kirby jersey

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>>75520373
One day I want to go to a Gnats-Marlins game Chen is starting and wear his shirt

>>75520480

Hell yeah, best base coach

>>75520480
dickerson or bust if i was doing coaches tbqh

i wonder if bonnie likes St Armand circle

Schoop be scopin'

so this is finally schoops breakout year right?

So why haven't we extended Jonny Baseball yet?

>>75520670
seems like it, he is on a roll so far

>6th multi-hit game of the season for Schoop, tying Trumbo for the team lead
That's fucking crazy

also, no homo and all but Seth Smith is shockingly handsome

like zoolander tier features

>>75520678
because his agent is doing his job
would the FO offer him 10 mil per for 6 years?
he'll get 80 mil on the open market as a 26 year old free agent middle infielder. no reason to extend on his side.

Is crystal meth a gateway drug?

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Fuck it. Dumping pics of my thicc ex

>>75520792
and he signed that deal a couple years ago with some agency that gave him some money now in exchange for a percentage of his future earnings, so his incentive to extend now for immediate millions is reduced

>that call

T. Beckham tha god confirmed?

speaking of onions

did the Baltimore Chophouse close? what did they replace it with?

haven't been to opacy in a couple years (since ALCS....) but i'm coming next month and was looking at the food, didn't see it listed. it was my 2nd favorite place...

>manny getting flippies in the pregame bp

le flippy shit man

Manny you can't fucking run bases don't try

Stop trying to steal you faggots

Are the O's actively trying to set some sort of TOOTBLAN record this year? Christ.

Oh look at that he could've just walked to 2nd

>>75521257
>20 steals a couple years ago

i wonder what happened

Here comes Trumbo for the out

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This is why we dont steal

Well that inning was just pure cancer

>>75521286
I'm following on gameday, I assume that Trumbo force out would have been a double play if Machado wasn't caught stealing?

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>>75520919
>>75521295

>>75521346
Absolutely

Grounded right at the third baseman, only way it's not a DP is if the batter is fast

>cow flaps

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>cowflaps

>>75521406
I'm assuming he means shit but it's slang here for a type of flower

will any team really go with a 3x3 on a regular basis? it'd be harder to carry 12 quality pitchers than it is to carry 8. i don't know why this is more than a spitball thought.
the future is 6 starters and 3 back-end guys.

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>>75521562
T. A retard

First season as an O's fan britbong reporting.

Tfw writing my thesis whilst watching basedball is the highlight of my day.

>>75521630
Welcome, limey

>>75521630
Juan ovus
Juan ovus

https://twitter.com/NaturallyKatz/status/857391002591653888

The 2 Errors/inside the park HR

>>75520922
if i were a pro athlete, i'd sign a 3 year deal for anything over 15-20 mil and just retire and chill with my family to be honest. i honestly dont understand why no one has done this.

>>75521647

I've been posting the past few days but I feel it's only fair people start start to distinguish me from the other, quite considerably more knowledgeable Britbong O's fan who posts.

>>75521681
You don't get all the money, agents and the government (unless you sign with like Florida) take a decent sized cut.

>>75521745
welcome.
you can't ever leave. are you aware of this fact?
dog days are coming, bruv.

>>75521681
>>75521772
It's almost impossible to get scouted by the US without an agent too

It's why Angelos doesn't like IFA's, he sees it as scummy (and has ties in cuba he won't piss off)

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>>75521793
I'm aware senpai.

>>75521772
20 mil after taxes is still dumb money. i'd head for the hills and raise my kids.

>>75521681
i have a hard time seeing how you could get to the point of being a pro athlete without having the kind of ambition/drive/whatever that prevents that thinking and also enjoying your sport enough that you wouldn't want to do that

>>75521826
Some international cricketer here just retired at like 24 to go be a lawyer with his parents

>>75521681
money is a hell of a drug

>>75521826
Haven't there been some über patriot NFL players that have opted to join the military instead of playing pro football?

>>75521853
was he IPL level good? if he wasn't it's not like cricket gives you pile of money right?

>>75521826
i get this point, but most guys don't have kids until they are already waist deep. i seriously can't justify being away from my children for an extra 6 million when i've already made 30. i guess it's the brotherhood aspect, but still.

How hammered are Jim and Gary?

>>75521897
there was one i know of. and he got killed by friendly fire iirc

icecream kid is clearly the real MVP here

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I swear like 50% of a MASN broadcast is Gary trying to get free food

>>75521897
like two. one was killed by cia jews.

>>75521897
Tillman is the only one I can think of off the top of my head.
He left the Cardinals and got killed in Afghanistan.

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>ywn enjoy the sweet, profound comradeship & laughter commentators have with one another

>>75522011
you can find this in blue collar work, but it's rare and fleeting.
nothing better than a group of bros just doing what they do and bantzing all day.
>tfw work a twelve hour slog and just chill with the guys for an hour in the office before heading home
feels fucking awesome desu

Gameday was flashing home run a bunch of times, I almost had a heart attack

Also
>2 pitches
>2 outs
Nice

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>>75521992

That's him.

Alpha as FUGGG.

That meme out

he doesn't givens up a lot of runs, does he?

>>75522114
F

>>75521941

They're really in top form right now.

I wish Hunter and Boredick would go away so we could have drunk Gary and Jim banter every game.

>>75522120
name a more filthy bully than the o's
they have truly figured out how to bullpen consistency

>>75522120
The lord giveth, Givens taketh away

>>75522176
literally their fourth best reliever

he could be closing on some other teams...

>>75522217
Literally all of our core bullpen pitchers could be closers on another team

>>75522169
gary and bordick have some good bantz together too

hunter's shitness is even countered by the awesomeness of hall of famer jim palmer

but yeah hunter/bordick is the worst

>>75522176

It's ridiculous, because (except Britton) it's built out of players they got for literally nothing.

Brach was acquired in a trade for a bag of balls. O'Day was picked up off waivers. Hart was a nobody. Givens is a converted shortstop. It's silly.

>>75522256
the sick part is 3/4 of them have been studs for 3+ years. they have the only consistent pen in the last decade, maybe two.

>Adam Jones
>350 OBP

wat

>>75522338
Everyone's been too obvious with the down and away sliders so he just takes them

>>75522309
>oday off waivers
>that brach trade

i lel every tiem

Seth will be having a talk with Manfred soon, we're trying to get this game over in the minimum amount of pitches and he's just drawing out the only at bat that isnt a one pitch out.

>>75522357
>he just now caught on
nah. he'll finish the year at 300
if we only had a 1/2 hitter.

>>75522407
>if we only had a 1/2 hitter.
Trumbo right now is half a hitter

>>75522328
>consistent pen

no such thing etc etc

collapse imminent. jimson and strop all over again. trade them now when they still have value

Juuuuust setting up the triple play

>>75522512
unassisted by flah3rty

calling it

>>75522470
They are consistent because of the arm angles. And they've been fielding offers for givens since before he debuted. Stay befuddled.

this not gonna be gud brOs

not even waiting for the runs to score

fuck this offense. the rays would even be leading already if it wasn't for the memeing on that smith hit

davis/machado/trumbo need to wake the fuck up

EHHHVAHN

What a shame

>>75522732
>the 3,4,5 hitters have the 3 worst averages of the regular starters playing tonight

Heart of the order up

Absolutely no way we don't score here

extra innings confirmed since i have to get up earlier than usual tomorrow.
fug

who /haroldbaines/ here?

AIR MAIL

>they try to walk davis
>ump calls strike

I've never had more faith in a hitter than I do with mark right here

>>75523028
surely you're being facetious

>>75523028
>LOL

Thanks, Mark.

bad call ump

>>75523028
>0/10 for the series

Are the Rays paying Trombone?

>>75523062
at least not a double play amirite

It was a fucking mile out

B E E F
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>>75523099
>Britbong
>Actually watches baseball
>Uses mile instead of kilometer

Oneofus?

>>75523126
the UK uses miles for cars and roads

>>75523039
>facetious
one of two words in the english dictionary containing all five vowels in alphabetical order
don't ask me the second. a convicted pedophile taught me this fact.

>>75523158

Wow. Mind blown.

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Like wtf guys

>>75523158
>>75523158
had no idea

Trumbo should have sac bunted

Feel like the Rays are gonna win this even tho they have no pen

>>75523160
whats the second

>>75523169
>the former empire using imperial measurements
>shocking

If Kim had gotten a chance there this game would not be tied and you can take that to the gosh darn bank

>>75523221

Abstemious, obviously.

>>75523249
Too bad they still drive on the wrong side of the road.

Umpire BTFO by based crowd

>I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH THAT CALL

>just opened my last beer

i'm not set up for extra innings guys, let's get this shit over with one way or the other

Beckham the god thrice confirmed?

beckham redemption for his shitty throw

90 FEET
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>>75523221
http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=detail&anchor=true&id=2623268
dude really fell apart, apparently.

It's gonna be a real shame when this workload ruins Brach just like last season

wew

stealth heart of the order coming up

>>75523428
he'll do a phantom DL stint or two this year. o's have a lot of midlevel pitching depth.

pls kim, give moonshot

Schoop going to walk this off for us

WHOOP'T

>>75523428
no worries, only a matter of time before the offense heats up and we can start throwing garbage time innings at vidal and wilson and whoever else

ump blows

>>75523527
>I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH THAT CALL

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>>75523527

LoMo agrees

Ban this ump from home plate

This is Kim's game.

>>75523554
Still not as bad as CB Buckner

here comes an irish lad walk off

>flahrety

omg flaherty walkoff make it happen jesus

>inb4 mlbtv is so behind that he's already out

>FREE BASEBALL GENTS

There's literally no way the Os lose this game

>>75523677
PRAISE KEK

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>>75523677
digits confirm

It's the 33 year old ump btw so there's a solid 30 more years of this zone in the majors

>>75523725
Don't worry he's probably the generation that gets replaced by robots

>p. fry

his delivery must be consistent amirite?

hit 'em pa

COME ON CAN A BROTHER GET A WALK OFF

>closer in
nvm this is going on for another hour

>>75523936
better not, i gotta get up for work in a few hours

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Cum on AJ senpai

wild pitch just to get his eyes off the zone

good plan

>Adam Jones striking out on a pitch low and away

uggggggggg fuck this

runs pls

>>75524164
Logan Morrison might be the most underrated bat in baseball

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Christ

Hoooo boy, Sucre coming through

the fuck

that was intentional as fuck

Fuck
We finally lose a series

>>75524634
You're welcome <3

>Davis
>Trumbo

GG y'all

WALKOFF JUMBO BRING IT

fuck that was close

[MAGIC INTENSIFIES]

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LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S

Kim was the only hope of not a DP

A) Colome fucks the game up

B) Colome closes it out


which will it be ??

God of walks

(DP intensifies)

FUCK

Should pinch hit JJ here for the lols

NEVER ENDING

Wheres the pinch hit Mancini dingy?

who /18innings/ here?

Fantastic AB. This does not remind me of Orioles baseball but I like it.

Why can't I hold all these walks

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>>75524996

>>75524996
pls no

[nervous intensifies]

pls just get it done guise

How does one walk Mr 0 basehits

I have never seen Flaherty and Schoop so patient at the plate and in crunch time no less. What happened?

>>75524996
im gonna have to bow out once my ciggy is done

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THIS ENDS NOW

tfw just realised americans don't know about the based cookies + cup of tea combo

4 PITCH WALK OFF WALK YEE BOI

THROW A STRIKE YOU FUCK

ORIOLES WIN WITH CONSECUTIVE WALKS

walk off walk and the in the park homer

M A G I C
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>>75525177
Now when you say cookies, are you talking about what you'd normally call cookies?

Also
>O's

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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FUCK YEAH BIRDS

>the state of our bullpen

send help

DAT SMALL BALL

gg rasy, bad luck there should never have gotten that far

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>>75523677
Now spot this 5

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>>75525226

>>75525255
Been on this site for 6 years and this is where I peaked

>tryna hit the strikes really hard and take the balls

SOMEBODY GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER A NOBEL PRIZE YO

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>>75525255
We're getting into some black magic this season

Ggs Rays. Prob the most nailbite series so far. Good luck and dark horse the div.

HALF OFF PIZZA FOR EVERYONE

>>75525307
FUCK

t. papa juan delivery driver

I think those runs on errors were Baseball karma for Monday night.

>>75525307
>don't live in os territory anymore
>papa johns doesn't even deliver to my house

fml desu

Elite starter Alec Asher got the win btw

>>75525307
its only 5 runs for you guys?

they make it 6 runs here , hmmmm

>>75525339
It was pretty ridiculous desu

12 hits and all but one of the runs came via the rays fucking up

>>75525285

just sad tbqh

>>75525434
I'm acutely aware of that

>>75525378
you guys should have taken the series according to papa john metrics

>thats why we play the games

>>75525491
>tfw looking back at should have series

>>75525378

it's a holdover from when it first started and the Orioles were terrible, they haven't changed it thankfully. I'd be kind of mad desu