OFFICIAL DETROIT TIGERS VA SEATTLE MARINERS GAMETHREAD

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

No lineups today because I'm on my phone and was not expecting to make the thread.

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HA HA

TIME FOR MORE SUFFERING

inb4 Paxton rips his finger again

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>>75519192
lineups

Cerebral move by Brad not challenging that bunt where the runner was out by a step.

Part of his master plan I can only assume.

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MARINERS!
Lets never do whatever the fuck last night was again

>>75519252
>mahtook
Literally why?

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>>75519201

i hope this game only has one run scored

>machado
And why is THIS FAGGOT playing?!

So that's the fourth out Norris has had to get this inning.

Brad's gotta challenge that shit. That was ridiculous.

hey tiggers, how do you like your broadcast team?

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>>75519192

I was still looking for the lineups. Sorry

HA HA HA
it hurts to live...

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>RISP

>>75519389
Love it when Rod in doing color. Sadly he's not today.

Gibby is a legend of the sport so he's okay to listen to but honestly color is not his strong suit. Mario is elite play by play.

>>75519390
>missing the entire first inning because you're autistically looking for, and somehow not finding, lineups
How is it possible to be such a shitty OP?

>>75519389
i think they're boring and mario has imposter syndrome with these guys who played, but they're fine.
>>75519450
i feel like gibby used to care even less, and would go on these tangents and not care much if mario understood and it was great

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they somehow found a way to be worse than last year

>>75519478

well I can normally find them on twitter but I just couldn't today for some reason

Mariners you're facing the Toledo Mudhens B team tonight.

You gave up 19 runs to the Toledo Mudhens A team last night but if you somehow manage to lose to this putrid excuse for a lineup it might be time for everyone to commit sudoku.

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paxton is fugn filthy

>>75519547
>I'll just wait till the fourth inning to make the gamethread since I can't find the lineup yet

>>75519560

he's one of the few bright spots this season

>it's a groundballs go through everyone's legs episode

Hey zunino is helping out today

>>75519639
savor it while you can, it won't happen for another 30 games or so

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>>75519651

woohoo mean jean

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A ONE RUN LEAD

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AYYYYYYY

HERRRRRRRRREDIA

pure kino AB

This is why you don't force your starting pitcher to have to get 4 or 5 outs an inning you faggot infield.

>>75519787
Did you see the score of the bloodbath you missed yesterday?

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wooo

>>75519787

hello germany

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im gonna need a nice image of brad to get through this one boys

>>75519833
nugga you just need to look at yesterday's box score

>>75519826
wow that's impressive
>>75519832
sup

they can still get out of this

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BIG DICKKKK PAX

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>that Big Fish Casino ad

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>>75519966

I see you stuck with the detroit suggestion after the bayern elimination. I was going to recommend the m's but you probably would have hated me for the suggestion

DP

someone make a base hit

Dixon Machado has no business being in the major leagues. Both balls hit to him today he's booted.

that will help

That's the gamel I know and hate

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>>75520105
Yeah, i will keep on checking the threads, although i can't fuck up my sleep schedule every night and see all the games. Probably can't watch until the end of this game, too.

>>75519787
Based German tigers bro missed the 19 run game yesterday ;_;

Just popping in to say

B A S E D
R
A
D

Norris' parents seem so chill.

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>>75520268
ya, also without cabrera playing

This self fellating shitshow that is the Tiger's tv broadcast makes for absolutely terrible fucking television.

>>75520330
Jim Adduci is elite somehow. So is hicks kek

Bull pen was still shitting themselves though.

>>75520332
? They were just talking to his parents. Do you expect them to call him an utter cunt and a waste of oxygen?

Goatmine

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zunino almost had that

great effort dyson

what a steal

wtf no tag up? I guess he can still score on a hit but cmon

Based brad desu

>risp

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking kek v shart getting to first like that

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Kurt Gibson is an interesting guy tbhwyf

Totally pleb music choice tho kek

crap

This Paxton guy is filthy

>>75520769
If you can get past how sleepy he sounds, he actually says some funny and strange things.

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>>75520798

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Based Paxton

>>75520873
>win
>4th inning

>>75520873

the m's should be immune by now

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BIG DICKKKKKKK PAX

light em up cruz

Gibson not remembering his wall colors kek

>wearing lebron James cleats

these detroit guys really seem fascinated by cruz's shoes

better to prolong the inevitable cruz missile. if m's score it's basically gg

Brad lost this game with this dogshit lineup. He conceded before a pitch was even thrown. Collins should be in center, Romine at short, Adduci in right, and Avila at first.

This is a joke

>>75521201
They swung the bat so much yesterday, the day off was necessary

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woooo

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>pitcher at 100
>5th inning

should have an opening here

>>75521201
i agree but paxton is good, i kinda doubt that either lineup would have won

>>75521201
>implying any of our toledo tier players would do anything against Paxton

We have to score like 6+ to win so that wasn't happening

>>75521251
this shitpost was meant for here

>>75521201
Which team do you manage senpai?

>>75521249
Fuck off no it wasn't.

>whole team is hot including usual bench players who are hitting the cover off the ball now that they have some ABs
>role players who get 2/3s of the season off anyway
>bench team and use minor league scrubs who can't hit or field instead

>>75521312
He was good for maybe 1 year. His defense was way overrated and his offense was mediocre. Don't worry though, NoHS will come call us all faggots now.

>>75521345
My arms get tired after a minute in a batting cage so I can sympathize with them.

>>75521296
It's not even the hitting, it's the fielding too. Machado and Mahtook are legitimate liabilities. Machado already fucked up two plays and the game is only halfway over.

just need to score one run, m's

>>75521345
Yeah I'm sure those mighty left handers would have done tons of damage against Paxton.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dang your ms bros have some guys with nice locks

And Shane Greene continues to not throw strikes while managing to increase everyone else's ERA but his own.

lol another game where our pen can't throw strikes. Every fucking time.

>>75521461
we prefer hair flips over bat flips

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A free run!

Every not named Justin Wilson and joe Jimenez need to kindly fuck off

>>75521429
Worst case scenario they would scored the exact same amount of runs but would have actually been able to field the fucking ball.

>>75521532
Alex Wilson can stay.

And Jimenez currently has an ERA around 9 with a garbage whip.

It's a miracle this team is 11-8 with this triple A tier pen and the injuries

>>75521556
Yeah but he has potential. The rest of these losers are already proven to be trash.

what the fuck is going on brad bros?

>>75521574
Bullpen can't throw strikes, again

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>>75521574
-white flag alert-

-aniballs warming up-

-abandon what hope you still had-

>score 19 runs
>get shutout next game

Fucking brad

Prediction: Greene will finish the season with a .57 ERA and a 2.87 WHIP by walking in runs during every appearance that are charged to the previous pitcher and by being too shit to ever be allowed to start an inning himself.

Machado is pretty garbage kek

We need to tank for 5 years and just get top 3 picks.

NEED THE CREEPY PICS OF HER NAO

McCann's woman is fine

Fucking can't catch a break.

FUCK

easy catch

>Sanchez

kek expect it to be like 9-0 soon.

Wow look, Sanchez is bad again. What the fuck is the front office waiting for?

cmon cano

Got pissed and went for a walk.

How bad is Sanshit doing lads?

CRUZ MISSILE

>>75522059
LEL

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BOOM STICK BABY

Seriously how the fuck does Cruz always kill us?

M O T T E R

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motter pop

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CRUZ MISSILE

>>75522059
he K'd cano(?) then cruz danker scores 2, then a double

typical outing

I'm done. Fuck Sanchez and fuck the rest of those losers in the pen.

gg Seattle bros

>>75520873
>>75521252
Based

Must be nice to be absolute dogshit at your job and still make 18 million

>>75522249

true

dyson is on it today

MORE RUNS

segura is playing well

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ALL THESE RUNS

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>vincent warming up

I'm not sure if I should worry or not

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>>75522866
he did good his last outing unless i missed one

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Hey bros. I just got home after getting a couple bad teeth pulled. Had to sit in shitty Western Washington Rainy Traffic and just popped a couple Percocet. Thankfully the M's are winning today even though so many guys are hurt.

woo

>>75523140

that sounds painful

VALENCIA DID SOMETHING

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>>75523194

and I missed it because my stream froze. Oh well

It's hard to believe that Sims has been calling M's games for 10 years. He is right about Sanchez being slow moving like my painkillers. Guys like him are one of the reasons people say "baseball is boring".

C'mon Zunino

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>>75523376
The Goldy Era is coming

>detoilet

VALENCIAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That's what you get for being slow as fuck Sanchez! E1 baby!

>>75523446
The wait is long, but he'll be the 3rd M's announcer in Cooperstown if everything goes right.

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WEW

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Nice one m's

>>75523376

and detroit was busy posting odd announcer pics

Diaz pitching, what a rarity

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okay diaz lets end this quickly

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I wonder if Zunino has ever gotten a concussion from a deflected ball?

Way to go M's! Big time shutout boys.

GG Tigers

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and they kept it a shutout

gg tigers