The game is on where on earth is the game thread? I can't believe I have to do this, I'm not equipped for this kind of stress.
Oh god, it started and I didn't even post a lineup yet how could you do this to me /sp/??
Ok here's a lineup
>Trying to be Baez
Heyward has been based this year
ARGGHHHHHH
>>75519321
get off your phone willson you have to catch
>>75519331
Which Cub is most likely to post on /sp/?
>>75519370
hendricks seems to have the necessary autism
>>75519472
BAEZ ON BASE!!!
MARK YOUR CALENDARS LADS!!!
>Cubs getting bumped to CSN+ for a dumb basketball game
Pittsburgh, why aren't you going to your home games? Your park seems really nice.
>>75519370
Hendricks, possibly Schwarber
RIZZO
Poor kind lovable Rizzo. I hope his wrist is OK.
>Can't get a run on two loaded base innings.
>Runs only scored by Pittsburgh.
These are the Cubs I know.
>>75519370
Hendricks is by far the best candidate.
No one else on the team seems autistic enough.
>>75520149
Russell.
Pokémons.
the cusb defense this year is just plain ugly
>>75520183
Good point
>>75520192
Surely they can get their shit together in the next few months.
>Take a shower
>Come back
>Cubs down 5-1
Yikes
YOURE FOUR RUNS DOWN
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RUNNING?
I know everyones thinking the same thing as me but just not saying it...
... so how "big" is Glasnow really?
>>75520518
for you
>>75520518
That's kind of gay
Jon Jay taking a based walk
theyre calling that a double?
Well lads we have the first African player to play into the majors in this very game.
What a time to be alive!
Are people watching dunk-hoop instead of baseball? :-(
When will they send Baez down and bring Happ up?
>>75521430
only injury im afraid
>>75521430
would love to see happ in chicago, but wouldn't la stella be called up first?
ARGH
>>75521552
no happ is alot better. la stella will probably dfa
>>75521510
>>75521552
Happ has been killing it down in Iowa. Right now he's more deserving to be in Chicago than Baez is.
Way too many dudes left on base for The Cubs tonight.
What a disappointment.
>17 men left on base tonight for the cubs
is schwarber ever going to start hitting?
>Lester
Here we go. Best chance coming up.
>>75523176
Weeewwwwwwww!! The Riz always comes through.
What a monster blast!
Russell even looks like a Pokémon
>>75523230
wew lad
>Look at me.
>Look at me.
>I am the pitcher now.
One more run.
Carls Jr goes 123 as usual
Welp
Rats :-(