OFFICIAL METS VS BRAVES GAMETHREAD

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Battle for the basement folks

>>75518748
I'm just here to shit post until the Nats/Rox game starts.

>>75518865
Welcome my good buddy. Stay a while. Make yourself at home

>>75518865
my fellow mets fans seem to have killed themselves, so thank you for the bump

>>75518912
No problem. I don't like the Mets, rivals and all, but the game threads are comfy.

sup guise. rained out yesterday, let's see what's good tonight!

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>mfw gsellman starting tonight preserves the dickey-syndergaard matchup tomorrow

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conforto in right
smith at first
rosario at short
becerra from the bench
merandy in the rotation
lopez the skipper

well this is looking like a disaster right away. where is everyone? quiet in here tonight.

wow gsellman is shit

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>>75519054

>tfw going go-karting with this girl I'm trying to get with tomorrow
>Just want to watch baseball instead

>Phillips

>phillips

>jizzleman

lol i'm just remembering that guy who said gsellman should start over matz when he gets back

>>75519313
haha i like that, never saw that before.

oh shit, he's safe at the plate. what a shitshow and its only the 1st.

He was safe

This must be that 'elite' rotation I've been hearing so much about.

>mest

good slide

>>75519339

When is Matz expected back anyway? Not soon enough it seems

Has there ever been a barves series where we didn't have to face teheran
It's like every fucking time

>mest

good point by GKR, cespedes really airmailed that throw. hope he's feeling okay

>mest defense

lel

>bases loased 0-2, 1 out, 26 pitches
>gsellman

oh.. 0-5 now.

we gonna get loved tenderly tonight guys.

Jew York btfo
Go home you fuckin' jews

inb4 teheran throws a no-hitter

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>>75519395
Any week now, it was supposed to be a month. Then we'll have 4 aces and one sometimes-ace in Wheeler.

Gsellman was never meant to be on the staff.

>Gsellman
Take him out Terry put in absolutely anybody else

RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

>thor was supposed to start this game
kek i feel bad for people who bought tickets

The mets probably have a calendar where they count down the days until they can trade for colon.

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Wow. The Mets are god awful.
>mfw /sp/ told me they were gonna contend.

Why did they fucking switch Gsellman in for Syndergaard, Gsellman belongs in the minors and should be played as little as possible until Matz gets back so we can actually have 4 good pitchers and then Wheeler.

>>75519462
Colon hasn't had a great start on the Barves

>>75519462
old/fat was their most reliable starter.

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this is literally happening right now.

>>75519479
Terry is a horrendous manager

>>75519462
We count down the days until Matz gets back so we can just murder Gsellman in a back alleyway

>inning ended
>35 pitches, 5 runs

lol

at least tebow got 3 hits today

>>75519410
I really never have seen him make an inaccurate throw before that.

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>>75519495

I gotchu senpai

The worst team in the league dropped a 5 spot on the mest in the 1st inning.
>oh i'm laffin'

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i wanna die

I sometimes hate myself for always having hope with this team

>>75519576
>The worst team in the league

>>75519576
i don't think we play the blue jays for a while this year

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when will it be /ouryear/

>>75519629
>jets
>rags
>mest
>knicks

Ummmmmm. I have some terrible news for you senpai

>>75519629

At least I'm a rags fan I guess

>>75519542
nice! i was lookin for it, the one i found was past max filesize. this is some bugs bunny level shit, i swear. appropriately i'm working on shooping that yankees-specific really good bugs image into 86 mets version right this minute haha.

Is Gsellman's ERA over 10 yet?

>>75519734
6.63

>>75519741
kek, should be higher too. one of the runs wasn't earned because he fucked up the throw to first.

>>75519661
not a rags fan

well that could have been much worse

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We're the Padres now.

53 pitches in 2 innings is good, right?

BBruce

>>75519837
Yeah. I see that now.
Still
>jets >knicks >mest

>>75519922
>Glavine
>mest

disgusting

>>75519946
man, fucking glavine. he threw that game once upon a time that took us out of the playoffs. i was there. i was fucking raging. all that secret once a barves always a barves shit. some of you know what i'm talkin bout.

please bench granderson

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>>75519946
xd

>cespedes
he's definitely still injured, fuck my life

Mets on pace for 70 wins and they might not get that many.

WHAT THE FUCK

>every mest infield throw is in the dirt
>surprised when one finally gets by

pretty incredible that no one scored there

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>mfw a spicy francesa rant is incoming tomorrow

>>75519438

Found my post in the archive from April 2013 predicting the Mets 2015 rotation.

1. Harvey - 175 ERA+, 300 K
2. Niese - 138 ERA+, 20 W
3. Wheeler - 160 ERA+, 1.09 WHIP
4. Montero - 166 ERA+, 6.5 K/BB
5. Interchangeable free agent ringer scrub (Scherzer, McCarthy, Blanton, etc.)

>>75520608
Missed it by that much.

>>75520608
1/5 isn't too bad. surprised you didn't predict syndergaard being a part of it, we had him at that point.

>>75520646
They hadn't had him for long and it wasn't clear ywt what he was gonna become at only 22 years old.

bases loaded no outs? we'll probably get 1 run out of this.

>>75520720
that's fair, wheeler and harvey were the big name guys at that point.

>bases loaded
woah

we need a DINGER

granderson fucking sucks ahhhhhhh

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what kind of sorcery is this? i've never seen glow in the dark/reflective painted nails on a catcher before. is this a new thing?

>>75520864
it's to help the pitcher see the signs. nothing new

>>75520864
its been around for awhile. It used to be tape.

>>75520880
maybe i've just never noticed it, with all these new fangled high def broadcasts and all, i'm noticing alot more small details

>the mets got the absolute minimum they could have gotten out of that situation
maybe stop swinging for the fences you faggots

>>75520916
how old are you?

>>75520941
i'm an 80's kid. i grew up watching mets on channel 9 on a tiny ass crt with rabbit ear antennas here in nyc. i was still in the darkages not even a couple of years ago with a very small tft, now i have a like 26" monitor and can see stuff in high def.

>>75520900
oh i've seen tape, just never noticed nail polish before.

>sanchez instead of syndergaard
wew lad

>5th inning, 100 pitches
>gsellman

why us? just fucking why?

>>75521089
top kek

>6.23 ERA
How long is his leash? Why not replace him in the next turn in the rotation? Gilmartin, Montero, anybody.

>>75520448
Does any talking heads go into depth about why this team is so shitty?

Seriously any discussion about why the Mets are shit is basically "They have great pitching but they can't hit" and that's it.

>>75521183
but muh 7 game sample size last year!

can't believe people actually defended this guy earlier this year. he had nothing on his pitches tonight

>william tell overture

bugs bunny level comedy for real now.

whoa, a steal

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>home runs are up throughout baseball, what do
>dude lets just try to hit home runs that will set us apart lmao

is thread kill?

The Mets may not win another game all year.

>>75522430
No. But the >mest are

Gary and Ron going through a huge box of Mets cards

>>75523051
they did this last week too when mets were down a shitload of runs. we still don't know if it's just shilling for topps card or because they're legitimately bored at the game, probably both.

>come back from the bar
>8-2

topp kek

>>75523051
>>75523146
So this is the great mest broadcast booth I've heard so much about?

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who /goodboy/ here

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>>75523235
that's a very good boy in the middle

Dansby Swanson is so handsome. I wanna be him so fucking badly.

>>75523235
>tfw doggo is mentally and physically retarded

>>75523191
are you implying that this isn't a great segment?

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>>75523270
>>75523287

>>75523333
quads confirm

the only thing that can save us is Grandpa Wright

>>75523191
How is this worse than some flyover cuck talking about his dogs?

>>75523758
Wright is killing the Mets and killed them in the off season. The only reason Reyes remains on the team and in the lineup is he won't give up the fucking ghost and retire. He should join the coaching staff and become their hitting coach

well i guess that's that. who knows if i'll be awake for 1:10 pm tomorrow, but i'll see you fuckers whenever i get up.

man what a shit season thus far.

>>75519468
Considering they're 2-7 in games decided in the last at bat /sp/ was very close to being right. Could be a very different season. It's not but it could be.