/f1/ - Formula 1 General - BRAAAP edition

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First for /team Flörsch/

>>75517570
Leave Pat alone, you sad little man.

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anime yep it's back. But not first. Just top 5. That's alright though

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>>75517586
I do not like the fake there is no proper safety near the edge of that pool. Not one bit

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>>75517620
>the fake
The fact*

Sorry guys now I look like a real goober. Wow what a mistake

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Still feel like a goober desu lads

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Really biffed it this time fellas

>>75517636

It's always interesting to see Tractorcunt's latest tech updates.

I imagine that's some kind of wire brush he uses to rip the skin and flesh off of his unfortunate victims.

>F1 retard report starts with Monger
I hate this kid so fucking much. Lucky cunt.

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Not this badly but still not feeling great about this boys. Face is redder than Nicks cheeks

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>>75517656

Reminder that Nige is on his list.

>>75517676
>being jealous of someone that had a life changing accident
You should re think your priorities

>>75517702
>life changing

Changed his life by adding another story to his families house.

>>75517675
>infinitely long corridor that is exactly the width of the cunt with 10 meter high teflon walls
>the cunt constantly spins its brush and moves at a steady 10 km/h
>no way past the cunt, you can only go forward

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>tfw on the ragged edge of retardation

>>75517702
He's loaded, will get to have his proper dirty sister give him a bubble bath, gets to go on Top Gear & sit on Joey from Friends lap, Probably has a shit load of Toblerone sent to him as presents, may well get a Sauber drive next season. On down side his name is Billy though so swings & roundabouts

>>75517740
feels good man

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>>75517702
>1 million quid
>instant access to F1 drivers
>handjob from sister
>guaranteed seat somewhere because of media attention

>>75517740
I had a hearty kek

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I'd like for some quads, yeah why not. Quads for a fat lad. Who? Just nick, the little chub. The man built like a pig. Lil roly poly

>>75517747
>Probably has a shit load of Toblerone sent to him as presents

Fuuuuuuck.
I hated him before.
Now I fucking despise him.

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>>75517789
Quads? Mate, even I don't joke about those. But dubs, those I can handle. Check these.

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>>75517800
Found myself looking at aussie chocolate now. Are these any good?

>>75517827
>cherry ripe
>12

they know what they're doing

>>75517827

Some people don't like them because they have a lot of coconut in them
I fucking love them and coconut though.

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>>75517827
>cherry and coconut

I can't even imagine

>>75517815
>Still couldn't get the Finns to join my alliance on Hearts of Iron

Why do you lot keep dicking about trying to beat the Soviets on your own. It never ends well. Had easier time getting bloody Thailand to join over Finland. What am I going to need the Thais for in 1936? They don't even have decent trap tech yet

>>75517851
made me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZoiJM1vlfc

Was losing those legs part of his plan?

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>>75517871
Also totally forgot Salo ended up in a fucking Ferrari during '99

>>75517920
masterful commitment to shedding weight

>>75517852
Sounds great to me

>>75517767
>guaranteed seat
>no legs

>>75517981
um yeah it's a thing called Disability Rights

>>75517981
Just give the lad a PS1 controller. He'll be fine. The cars are practically all computers now anyway. Just look at the spark plugs. All gone this gen

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what was his name again, lads?

>>75518077
damn I wish I was his sister mmm yeah

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>>75518077
Stumps

>>75518077

Don't know. You've stumped me.

>>75517585
Has she won anything yet?

>>75518108

My heart.

>>75518077
Billy "leave it all on the track" Monger

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>Kvyat got to hang out with the Russian curling team

There are no words to describe how jelly I am that he met Anna.
And yes I am part of /curl/

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>>75518148
>thought it was UK team before going off looks there
Step your shit up Russia

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>>75518148
>2nd from the left

I've seen this girl before.

>>75518148
I wonder if he's met Elena Radionova

>>75518108
couple of ginetta junior races, in the same championship as a certain legless sailor...

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>>75518166
Her dad is from Nigeria

Not complaining much to be honest.

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>>75518223
FOOKEN PROPAH SCEERY

If F1/motorsports was in the Olympics would the drivers get more sex than the other athletes in the orgies?

>>75518299
only the gay ones

>>75518148
>2nd from right

""""""""Russian""""""""

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>>75518299

If you were a girl...

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>>75518349
Reminder that this is 3/4 of the Finnish National swim team.

>>75518477
>77
checked
thank god Valtteri chose the attractive one with a bum fetish

>>75518506
He is very lucky because in London Bolt asked Emilia to get the forth member's number for "a friend".

>>75518477
AND ALGERIA LOSES AGAIN!

bottas was lucky eh. looks like fucking russian roulette

>>75518626
Her dad is actually from Gambia.

>>75517946
Salo would definitely be a huge meme if /f1/ existed back in those days. He's done a lot of mad stuff.

>>75518148
>KBRT

Russian never made sense to me.

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>tfw you're assembling the piece of shit Honda engine and you know it's gonna break anyway

>>75519418
>yfw you're sabotaging the car to make mad money at the bookies through a friend

>>75519418
>put the parts on upside down again
>car goes faster and doesn't break down as much

>>75519486
easy there Joey Barton

>>75519418
>THAT HONDA FEEL

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tell me about the gridgirls f1

>>75519819
they are oppressed and a disgusting reminder off the objectification of women by the patriarchy.

>>75519819
They are willingly exploiting the hard wired instincts of men by making them pay to look at them.

Grid guys when!

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Stop liking Finnish drivers.

>>75520877
>>75520689

pottery

>>75520411

Nah you see, the safe option is to always go with grid girls. Recent research indicated women do simply put get wet by looking at other attractive women even if they are straight. It doesnt work like that for men.

>>75519819
>>75520411
>>75521766
this much autism

>>75521813

Did you just assume my brain type?

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>>75521813

>>75521829
Sorry, I don't intend to shame neuro-atypicals.

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seventy-sixth for I like Sochi!

>>75523844
Seventy seventh for pointing out your disgusting taste.

>horrible opinion
>44
>American flag

Are you Lewis?

>>75523844
>Daniil Kyvat Grandstand
are they going to keep that name when he's out of F1 next year?

>>75524068

http://www.grandprix.com.au/tickets/grandstand/webber-grandstand/details

>>75524137
he had a long career and won several races tho

>>75524418
>and won several races

Now that you mention it, he won as many races in his career, as his team mate won in a row.

>Webber
>Webber Grandstand
>uncovered
>EXPOSED
>Webber

Makes sense really.

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I have to admit I'm just in it for the handsome lads

>>75524552
Ricciardo will win less races than Webber and be a better driver so I guess Ricciardo will get a grand stand too

>>75525544
Can I have one too?

>>75525544
He already has one...

Female driver quota WHEN?

>>75526094
Never as F1 is owned by Americans and not Eurocucks

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>>75526094
renault thinks by 2027

>>75526956
I saw that car, didn't understand how it would generate enough downforce or how the tyres just wouldn't disintegrate around corners

>>75527733
downforce will be banned

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>tfw Bonny Monger will never give you the will to keep fighting

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Reminder that Pinkham's child has brain damage

>>75528164
So Ricciardo's child

>>75528164
Reminder that she was pregnant with twins and one of them died in the womb.

>>75528164

That's Felipe Massa

>>75518183
She's deadset beautiful.

>>75528564

Took me a minute.
Well played Binfriend.

>>75523844
Turn 4 should be a DRS zone now. Not for passing chances, but because I want to see how ballsy drivers want to be around there.

Same goes for any similar corners, like that one at Austin.

http://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/groesse-der-fahrer-nummern-namen-gp-spanien-12017021.html

>FIA sent the guidelines to the teams. From GP Spain
>According to the new FIA regulations, the start number must be at least 23 centimeters high and 4 centimeters thick. It must be placed on the nose in such a way that it can be read from the front.
>There are also minimum dimensions for drivers. The letters must have a minimum height of 15 centimeters with a thickness of 3 centimeters. The top edge of the rear wing end plates, the side boxes or the rear part of the airbox are available as a place. Officially it means that the name must stand on the side of the panel.
>Long driver names may be abbreviated, as is done on the time monitors. Instead of Kevin Magnussen may stand then MAG, instead of Sebastian Vettel VET or instead of Daniel Ricciardo RIC.


We /NASCAR/ now!!!!!

Makes me wonder what would happen if a driver legally changed his name to Marlboro.

>>75528766
Good re. front numbers.

It baffles me that Mercedes have the numbers way up high on the nose when there's blank space lower down where the number should be and Foreskindia's aren't visible at all.

Ferrari have it right. Clearly visible from the other end of a straight and the font itself isn't that bad.

Dunno what to expect with the names on the side though. Or is it number on the side? I dunno, that translation is not easy to understand

>>75528766
That's okay. I mean we usually can tell the driver from his helmet but 99% of the audience can't.

>>75528766
I like the idea, especially with the visibility of the numbers. But seriously, if you're too casual to recognize a driver by his number alone, you're too casual for F1 desu

>>75528766

As long as names and numbers doesn't become MotoGP tier everything is fine to me.

Also VJ on suicide watch because less sponsor-available area

>>75528790
>tfw I can tell all the drivers from driving style alone
>tfw I still could even if they were driving identical looking cars with unmarked helmets
fucking casuals

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>>75528815
>tfw I can tell all the drivers from driving style alone

Me too.

>>75528813
Tobi Grüner @tgruener
>FIA wants driver names on RW endplate or airbox fin. A same size sponsor logo on the Force India would be worth $6m.

>>75528813
What do you have against MotoGP numbers?

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>>75528615
>Well played

>>75528884

t. reddit expert

>>75528833

Make me cringe with their designs

>>75528766
Sauber tier numbers when (I really like them)

Also scrap the drivers names imo

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>>75528821

>>75528884
being Australian is pretty Redditish to be quite honest with you

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>>75526956
whatami looking at here?

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Sad it's only going to be seen for a couple of laps
#BillyWizz

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IT'S FINALLY SOLVED

>https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/haas-switches-to-carbone-industrie-brakes-for-russian-gp-898454/
>Haas switches to Carbone Industrie brakes for Russian GP

Post mongs sister.

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>>75529080

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>>75529080

>>75529080
Only you can post your sister, lad.

1 bong 30 bings until the drivers press conference.

>>75529046
Some retarded 2027 f1 concept car they made

how many bongs till fp1 lads?

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>>75529080

>>75529208

Protip:
F1countdown.com is showing FP1 an hour late for me.
Make sure you check f1calendar.com for your session times (it matches F1.com's times).

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>>75529059
Billy Whizz was fucking based tho

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>>75529208
how hard is it to use google or use f1countdown

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>>75528164
so that woman is pregenant and is drinking on camera? now what is felipe massa thinking in that very moment

>>75529255
seems a bit harsh to nickname a kid with no legs after a kid who was really good at running

>>75529332
I think the main implication of the nickname is speed rather than ability to move via legs

>>75529076
I don't get it, many teams use Brembo and have no real issues.

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>>75529076
it will never be solve!

>>75529348
Billy was going at Billy whizz speeds before the crash

Really gets me thinking

I'd like Billy's sister to whizz in my mouth.

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>>75529363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBxbk8RB148

>>75529025
everytime i see that second spin I die a little

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>it's a billy finds bonny's fuck list and posts it on 4chin episode

>>75529363
Don't RBR use them? I would say they are one of the better performing teams under brakes

>>75529412
she's too busy letting Billy whizz in hers
unless his cock got mangled which is possible I guess

>>75529435
I feel the brakes weren't the only problem there

>>75529537
Indias colonial past was also a factor

>>75529451
>spend half a week fucking a 30 year old
>no contact
>hits her up 2 months later
>still has a heart next to his name
Girl's getting used and loves it

>>75529455
Tell that to AMX

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>>75529451
>Mr Clover

>>75529451
plus she only gave hj and bj to the nigger sounding dudes

>CJ
>Jerome

>>75529451
How old is Bonny? She looks like she could be anywhere from 15 to 24

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>>75529451
>Mr. Clover
>blowjob (ew)

>>75529565
>harmonics intensify

>>75529565
no one cares that you discovered that song from a childrens cartoon

>>75529649
I actually found the manime from the song you fig

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>>75529639

Looks to be close to MONG's age

>>75529565
Why does Jojo relate to this?

>>75529717
alright it was a shitty joke on the band performing Roundabout, the outro to phantom blood, is called 'Yes'

>>75529749
I know that, but how did you come to the idea that would be relevant, let alone funny? I mean, maybe if someone was named Joseph or Jonathan, but even so, this isn't /a/, you faggot

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Drivers press conference beginning momentarily

969dbafa76bbd0ca37d73629f392c83fcf9cc295

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Do you even lift, bro?

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First three

>>75529451
poor Jim went diving on march 2 but had to wait over a month to get his end in, by that time she was well used.

>>75529831
Didn't they get my message to delay it bc im sleeping

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Why is he always so scary?

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>>75529849
Who gives a fuck what Grosjean thinks though

>>75529878

>not liking the anti-Hamilton

Pleb

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>>75529877
They know what's coming next.

Formula 1 will experience the full wrath of Bottas' fury after bahrain.

>>75529878
His wife and kid.

Where are your wife and kid, Patel?

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>dat exposed shoulder

TOP RUSSIAN BANTS

>someone from some Russian website:
>"Daniil, if Max Verstappen crashes in to someone on the first lap, will Helmut Marko replace him with you at Red Bull?"

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>>75529919

"Which do you prefer, the Halo, or the shield?"
Romain: "Neither"
Daniil: "I agree with Romain. I'm quite against it"
Bottas: "I don't mind the shield. Safety always needs to be improved"

Remember when Bottas was /our guy/ ?
What went wrong?

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>>75529961

>>75529982
> Remember when Bottas was /our guy/ ?
Nope.

>>75529935
Would he still be in F1 if this interview hadn't happened?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ZSORv3Mpk
starts at 0:40

He sounded really depressed/suicidal. Imagine the PR desaster if he had actually killed himself after being dropped by Red Bull

>>75530003

I obviously wasn't referring to people who have sewn their own Max Verstappen husbando pillows.

>>75529982
>spinning behind safety car
>soft cunt

Get your shit in order Bottas

>kimi

BWOAH

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2nd line up

>spot the autist

Was Kvyat ever /ourguy/? If not, why hot?
>crashes into the most sucessful driver currently in the sport and doesn't give a fuck
>actually good driver
>like Motörhead
>speaks four languages
>doen't affraid of anything

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what do you guys think the drivers had for breakfast?

>>75530108
Where line?

Ricky: "The shield is good. We need muh head protection"
Pascal: "Haven't seen the shield, hopefully it looks like the aeroscreen, I liked that. Muh safety is important"
Kimi: "bwoah"


>why can't I hold all these cucks

>>75529919
In your stomach.

Is Gimi's autism cured? I didn't expect him to give an actual answer on the favorite track question

>>75530276
Did he say Spa?

>Le King of Spa

>>75530287
Yes

>>75530287
He said Spa and Monaco are nice places to drive. He also talked about going to karaoke bars in his free time.

>>75530287
just proves that Gimi is indeed /our guy/.

>>75530375
I swear I heard him say before that he hates Monaco.

>>75530375
>He also talked about going to karaoke bars in his free time.

We already knew that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxRbmQ3cs6o

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>all these qt's

Russian press conference best press conference

>>75530398
Yea it's true. But he said that in terms of Monaco as a place rather than the track in terms of racing. He hates it because there are so many people on so little space.

Drivers press conference, part 1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xyLD8CfFws

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Bonny's 19 (or 20), she's in college, into horse riding and has not been caught yet by the thot patrol for some reason

>>75530124
you forgot

>fucks piquets daughter

>>75530460
I want to impregnate her in front of Billy knowing that he can't walk up and stop me.

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>>75530414
>later that night

>>75530460
surely /f1/ with all it's weaponised autism can find out more about her than that

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>>75530460
>Be 17 years old
>Racing in F4
>Life's good
>Suddenly lose both legs in a terrible crash
>Internet creeps start stalking on your sister
>Some Morecambe FC fan eventually writes a novel-like incest story about you and her

>>75530124
reads a lot of books as well.

>tfw that drive in Singapore against Max

Pretty good

>>75530553
I wrote it about his mum actually but I can swap in his sister

>>75530572
Bonny Monger deserves her own story

>>75530538

>Piquet asks Lewis where Nicole is. Lewis can't handle the bantz.
>Daniil literally fucks his Piquet's daughter. Piquet kisses the cheeks he came all over.

Pretty bad ass.

>>75530580
Well I'm at work so not right now.

>>75530556
>reads a lot of books as well.

/r/ing vintage Mark Webber book tweet

>>75530553

>Actually likes it
>Fap to it every day

Continued it for you

>>75530440

Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyW11fdKbuY

>>75530612
>>75530440
Just in case this is your channel: It is absolutely based m8, keep it up.

>>75530598
>17 years old
>hadn't read a book in his life

Based Wobbler saved the day desu.

>>75530647

lol it's not
I just post it here because most people are too retarded to find it on their own :^)

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>>75530598
>>75530666

Found it.

>>75530375
>>75530414
>bar karaoke

Räikkönen is literally the stereotype of white trash in Finland.

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>>75530684
Going to school would have cost him two tenths.

His father made the right decision to keep him as an illiterate.

>>75529982
wtf, I hate Bottas now

>>75530684
top lyl

>>75530699
he was a poor kid from a rural area, wasn't he?

no money and rural living are a smack bang combination for yobbo/redneck/white trash.

>>75530612

I like Pascals jawline.

>>75530795
the trash lifestyle is the true redpill though

>>75530795
>he was a poor kid from a rural area, wasn't he?

Nope. He's from the capital region.

>>75530834
I was under the impression that everywhere but Helsinki, Turku and Tampere were rural areas.

>>75530795

Kimi just sounds like a dumbfuck because he fucked up his vocal cords when he was a kid
>crashed his bike
>throat hit the handle bars
not even memeing

>>75530852
Which is why I said capital region.

He's from one of the 3 cities that make up the capital region.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Espoo

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>>75530884

>Espoo in the Loojärvi

>>75530596
>WAGfag isn't NEET

Wew. That means you have half the time to achieve your levels of Autism.

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Shield to be tested at Monza and Singapore.

(both in September)

>>75530958
I know. I'm just too good.

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>>75530958

>knowing this little about your local waglad

>>75530684
First book at age 17, ya get the feeling he isn't much of an intellectual.

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There's nothing more relaxing than finally letting that fart go.

>>75531011
They were only asking questions from Kimi
I liked it

>>75530998
imagine how shit it would have been for the teacher to have amx in your classroom.

>>75531042

>Max is illiterate
>give him an F in literacy
>Jos comes to the school and beats you up

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Oh for fuck sakes.

And this is only 4 races in...

>>75530998
This is partly why Victoria is kinda hot. She is clearly a fucking idiot and most likely easily manipulated.

>>75530994
No I remember, he travels by the Liverpool train to his office, and probably lives in or around Morecambe. It's just that I just realized the implications of that.

>>75531075
What am I missing in this pic?

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>>75531113

Old version.

>>75531075
>>75531138
D E V E L O P M E N T R A C E

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>>75530684

>>75531075
>>75531138
So if we extrapolate, Williams will have 10 wings on their fin by the end of the year. Merc should have around 15.

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>>75531247
>>75531075
>Meanwhile at the Williams Technical Centre

>>75531075
hope it's a jelly wing like the haas and they have to remove it

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What is Gimi telling here to Gio the Nazi and Seb?

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>>75531297

>mfw

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>danil's new helmet

Based

>>75531353
He's not saying anything, he's just mouthbreathing

>pick all street signs
>realise a few days ago that ballons count as 'signs' apparently
>now it doesn't work

fuck off captcha

>>75531353

>Kimi to Gio: "Bet you didn't think your career would be over before mine"

>>75531379

That's a bit phallic.

>>75531384
>select all x images
>click image
>fades to white
>refresh captcha
>still keeps fading to white

REEEEEEE

>>75531379
>Dani the 'pedo

>>75531379
Danil Kvyat is the driver I would want to get drunk with, seems like such a genuine person

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>>75531419

>>75531419
>>75531435
he's /ourguy/

>>75531379
>>75531408

Oh... Kvyat.
I'm too tired and retarded to read correctly and though you meant Ricciardo, and thought it was some wannabe badass shit.

Obviously it's a torpedo. And on the anniversary.
That's based as fuck.

>>75531384
>>75531412
Just switch to legacy captcha already. It takes around 5 seconds at maximum tiping in 2 words.

>>75531379

>russian torpedo

he reads /f1/ confirmed?

>>75531529
I bet you fucking posts here, if any f1 driver had ever posted in /f1/, it would be him.

>Alonso arrived late in Russia after bad NYC weather caused his original flight from the USA to be cancelled. Says he's going to bed now

Will he fall asleep at the wheel?

>Dreaming of winning, dreaming of winning - argh!

>>75531529

>implying /f1/ invented the torpedo meme

Are you new?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU5PGtjOev0&t=14

>>75531546
Seb blaming Dani when it was actually him who fucked over gimi

>>75531538
>tfw Danil is actually fridge bro when he is visiting his parents

>>75531546
Danil had the grip and inside line, seb realised too late and spaghettied himself, based Kvyat.

>>75531379
kek, top lad

>>75531546

Watch the very end
>mechanic at the lower left rage quits

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>>75531011
>it's a wet fart

>>75531584
>mechanic at the lower left rage quits

The only one that actually didn't quitted but went to prepare for pit stop

>>75531563
mindblown.jpg

From now on, I'm always going to assume it's him

>>75531591
BWAAAAP

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>>75531563
>TWAIN never posted his fridge after the /sp/erb Owl

>>75531601

That did occur to me, but it's not funny :^)

>>75531623
>fruit and onions in the fridge
>no beer or chilled spirits
I'm not even Nick but get out of my sight

>>75531754
Save it for the Russian lad.

Personally keep beers in nice cool cellar so just right. Nothing down there but Daddy Long Legs & the occasional cheeky migrant anyway

>>75531784
>the occasional cheeky migrant
Just as well they don't ddrink beer, eh? :^)

Agree on keeping beers in a cellar, but I always keep a few lagers in the fridge in case I have guests or run out of good beer.

>>75531784
>keep beers in nice cool cellar so just right
who the fuck has a cellar in this country?
do you live in some country mansion?

>>75531824
I live in a terraced house and have a cellar.

I don't drink but the wine and beer goes there.

>>75531824
unless you live in a council flat you ought to have a cellar

>>75531856
>unless you live in a council flat
>/f1/

>>75531851
>>75531856
literally never seen a house with a cellar
I've seen many houses with basement rooms but not cellars

>not digging out your own cellar in the backyard
rent a digger for a week and make a bloody great hole in the ground, concrete the walls and floor and build a timber deck on top

easy as puhss

>>75531948
how grand do you think a cellar is?

Mine has a staircase down and is below the front half of the house. Has the old area where they used to put the coal down the coal hole.

I'm not well-versed on coal holes I'm afraid

>>75532256
I'll take a picture when I get home. Then you get to see cellar of a WAG obsessed mad man.

Tell me britfags, where do you keep your female family members if you don't have a cellar? You don't want them to escape do you?

>>75518247
DON'T SAY FUCK OR BUGGER!

>>75532327

M8, they don't need to lock them up anymore, centuries of inbreeding made all of them tard with doggo-tier fidelty, female don't want to escape at all

>>75532351
You want your knickers back?

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>>75532381
Oh now I look like a right twat

>>75531379
Best helmet in the series rn

>>75531379
so he's moving to motoGP?

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https://www.airbnb.co.uk/night-at/wmrgarage

what the fug williams?

>>75532655
I think Victoria rates a different helmet

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Red Bull to start alt-right nazi website promoting the gassing of the jews for real this time instead of the fake time during WW2

Is Red Bull /ourguy/?

http://www.thefader.com/2017/04/24/red-bull-ceo-launching-right-wing-news-breitbart-trump

>>75532909
I'd totally sleep in the car just for the anecdote. Maybe throw in a cheeky claire tribute

https://twitter.com/WilliamsRacing/status/857261270650769409

as well as donating £15k to Billy the Mong, Williams are also auctioning off Massa's racesuit and Stroll's boots

I'm not sure what the point of it will be, because anyone small enough to wear Massa's racesuit will be five years old and have feet too small to wear the boots

>>75532935
I do wonder how much this is gonna the Red Bull media empire.

RBMA is lefty as fuck, and several other parts of the RB organization are also publicly left-leaning; perhaps for marketing but even then. Will people accept it as free speech and/or irrelevant, or will it hurt the brand?

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>>75533074
>mfw we'll see a /pol/ driver before an /lgbt/ driver

>>75533074
>Will people accept it as free speech and/or irrelevant
in current year, I doubt it
Red Bull twitter boycott incoming

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>>75532909
Is Claire gonna be there?

>>75533104
As if that would matter, I think most people wouldn't give a fuck, all the sjws will be supporting Lewis anyhow

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so why arent there any f1 teams outside britanistan? could f1 become cheaper now that the pound is going down the drain?

>>75533026
>Stroll's boots

why dont they auction billy's too? not like he will be needing them

>>75533275
>why dont they auction billy's too?
there's nothing left of them to auction, same for his suit.

>his mashed potato feet were shattered and shredded inside his boots
>they probably ended up in the bin at the track

>>75533104
I think it will be a slow burn. Based on observation, the majority of the middle class doesn't care about energy drinks, and the middle class is predominantly left leaning.

So, while they might read the article, they'll likely shrug it off as 'rich white people doing rich white people things', not knowing that Red Bull have a lot more influence then Jagerbombs and Caffeine Addiction.

I think if it launches, and it flies, the Germ/Austro people maybe, will start some sorta boycott and it will spread through Europe and perhaps the US. Maybe a minor butthurt on twitter as this article makes the rounds, but I think it's gonna be a while before anything really happens

>>75533173
Sauber is based in Switzerland I think, and Ferrari and STR are based in Italy. And all the good euro engineers are doing actual work. So the rest of the teams are British, because the engineers have nothing else to do. Thatcher kinda cocked the whole industrial thing, from what I understand.