What is wrong with him?
>leave Club Atlético Osasuna to me
He doesnt give a shit about the third world nation that barely pays him and constantly critisizes no matter what.
>Leave real Madrid to me
>>75517076
>gets paid millions to play for barca
>gets paid fuck all to play for argentina
hmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder
almost like the guy that dodges taxes is money hungry
>>75517076
Argentina tactics
>"Here's the ball Leo, we won't be playing with a midfield today. Please dribble past these 4 players and then play a perfect pass to Higuain. We're sure he won't miss this time."
>>75517130
>Leave leaving the CL to me
Argentina is full of niggers who worship Tevez and Riquelme because they are brown Boca fans and don't idolize the true greats
>leave Chile to m-
>>75517176
this image says it all
Messi is the only player that performs for Argentina
everyone else is a choker
>>75517076
His country treats him like shit. Any mistake he makes is criticized and talked about for days on end.
>>75517176
Did you saw those games? Argentina struggles with or without Messi. Except one or two games they were almost the same shit.
That's the perfect example were the stats can deceive you.
>>75517200
>Fucks up easiest possible penalty
>Everyone else is a choker
t. Missi
>>75517220
>3-0 vs. Colombia
>struggle
>>75517220
Struggle but win because Messi scores against Uruguay, Chile, and Colombia. If it wasn't for Messi they wouldn't even need to play anymore qualifiers they would just be eliminated like Bolivia (who unironically beat them without Messi). That says it all about Argentina.
>>75517230
Romero saved a penalty prior to that, so Messi's penalty only equalized the game.
Also, penalty shootouts woudln't have been needed if Higuain didn't miss an open net
>>75517235
>Except one or two games
Learn2read m8.
>>75517108
>third world nation
You know nothing about Argentina.
>>75517249
That's true, I know it. The question is that Argentina is shit nonetheless. Messi just make it look less worse. He's a euphemism, totally different from Barca's Messi.
Is it true that Messi don't like Argentina and he rather get spanish citizenship to play for Spain?
>>75517291
*an
>be Argentina
>have top-tier players such as Messi, Di Maria, Higuain, Dybala, Aguero, Tévez, Lavezzi, Otamendi, Mascherano, Pastore, etc
>still manage to play fucking shit
I will never understand this
>>75517277
There's nothing lower than third world.
>>75517277
I know that it's 3rd world and that's all that matters. Go cry in the corner of your favela.
>>75517397
Argentina is almost first world you dumb cunt. Enjoy your country full of spics.
>>75517377
Look at the state of their national coaches.
>>75517076
The Argentine National Soccer program is notoriously corrupt and he shoulders all the blame
>>75517435
Just because it seems nice to your broke ass foesnt make it nice, Monkeyinho
>>75517435
they have a high standard of living, but the average first world country is 3-4 times richer
you make more here on minimum wage than the average argentine if this is right
http://www.tradingeconomics.com/argentina/wages
>>75517176
>With Messi
0 throphies
>Without Messi
2 World Cups
Countless other trophies
>>75517383
Savage, like your cuisine. and your teeth. and your
paki pedo rings.
>>75517176
>with messi
0 wc - 0 copa america
>without messi
2 wc - 15 CA
so what fifa boy
>>75517291
This. Argentina with Messi is just a less shitty team than without him, and that's considering he underperforms when he plays with his NT.
we tried everything, no regrets about "wasting the GOAT"
We tried making a team that works without him, and putting him on top of it, so he doesn't feel the pressure (Basile). It didn't work.
We tried making a team that plays like Barcelona so he can feel comfortable (Martino, Batista). It didn't work.
We tried making a team that is good at defending and making him the center of our attack, Maradona 1986 style (Sabella). It didn't work.
He chokes against Brazil. Okay, Brazil is a great team. He chokes against Germany. Okay, Germany is a great team. He chokes against Uruguay, okay, they are world champions.
We sacked coaches and players because he didn't like them (Riquelme, Tevez, Basile). We put in coaches and players just because he asked (Martino and his Newell's friends).
He doesn't score in KO games? Maybe he's saving up for the next game. Maybe he's saving up for the final.
Now he had this chance in silverware. He only had to perform against Chile (so you understand how small they are, 3 people died celebrating a Copa America). Many people would have hailed him as the GOAT, even though winning a Copa America of which we have 14 already doesn't mean much.
Not only he doesn't perform, that's okay, another bad day. Not only he doesn't score, it's okay, 11 KO games without scoring, but it's okay, he's still good. Not only he doesn't assist, it's okay, it's your team mates right? They are your friends Messi, you sacked Tevez, you asked for Higuain and Aguero. But okay, we get it, you didn't assist.
On top of all that, he doesn't even run. He just walks the pitch. Fuck him.
>>75517435
Who let you out of your cage?
>>75517701
As long as you're not taking your anger out with a glock to a 5 year old's face as she's learning her ABCs that's something but try and be a bit more witty.
Messi has been amazing for the NT for years.
Despite the memes all of Messi's stats, except for goal scored of course, go up with Argentina
At the world cup he averaged 7 dribbles a game and 4 chances created, as well as scoring 4
>>75517845
there's no one wittier than I
He's good for the NT though, complain about Higuain instead. I can see Argentina winning the next WC to be honest. 2010 was the only time they were really shit, usually they are unlucky and winning the WC comes down to luck to a large amount. Maradona also lost a WC final.
>>75517590
>money
who cares when a coke over there is 3 pesos
this is 2017 not 1950, every country outside of africa and the middle east is able to be lived in just fine. I for one will retire in Costa Rica because it's based over there, but there are many people in their 30s moving to Argentina like the youtube guy Dustin Luke
>>75517971
>Costa Rica
The Dominican Republic is nice too
>>75517139
What does he even do with all his money?
>>75517860
>t.EA SPORTS
>>75518347
>>75517971
>first worlders thinking life down here is a tropical paradise
oh i am laffin
>>75517094
are you the gypsy halal customer?
>>75521428
BASED MAGAO
>>75521428
Sure-fire sign someone is a complete retard
>>75517749
>mfw I remember that Ecuador still exist.
>>75522040
>mfw Ecuador has the same number of titles in the last 24 years as Argentina
>>75522272
>mfw the best players in football are always Argies
>>75517180
what kind of emotion is that
>>75522330
>mfw 0 (zero) titles in the last 24 years
>mfw lost two times in a row to the brazil's b team
>mfw lost two times in a row to chilel
>>75522395
your mum's
>>75522463
>mfw Argies club absolutely dominate the Libertadores Cup
>>75522552
ME QUIERO MATAR.... ADRIANO.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5hfcMjIAoY&t=1s
>>75522610
AY AY AYAYAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaRlqHa_JUA
>>75522649
>AMISTOSO
>AMISTOSO
>AMISTOSO
>AMISTOSO
>AMISTOSO
>>75522649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSUxWYUrXWI
NO LO PUEDO CREER........
>>75522704
What happened to "Argentina-Brazil is never friendly"? :^^^)
>>75517176
>build a team with a players friends only
>said player is out of commision
>expect good results
>>75517731
>>75517671
>last wc 86
>last copa 93
>confedarations cup won once
wtf happened in bettween messi and argentine delusion being crushed?