/hoc/

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>being this early
>le funny animal OPs

>crowd chanting magic moments
yurohoc best hoc

someone host a haxball room desu

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Japan will beat Great Britain

>>75516389
Understandable confusion, since Jake has swedish heritage tbf

>>75516469

son...

Ask the right questions.

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West is going to meme its way to a cup isn't it?

>>75516352
I can't think of a sadder thing on the entire planet than a Slovakian posting weeaboo memes.

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Imagine being so fucking pathetic you get triggered by a fucking flag and a cute anime picture
If I had different flag you would not even care about me
Even grease and Kippers are less annoying than you

>mad at anime
>on 4chan

>>75516516
>gyllenhål
fucked so bad he fucked off to the states

>>75516542
>implying the Pongs arent the memingist team left
>Literally being carried by an Omaha/Minnisota autist manlet

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>>75516616
Why is he so good at acting but he's an asshole?

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>anime on /sp/

>>75516331
oh hey OP used / / this time, fancy that

>>75516616
Topp skratt kompis

>frogtreal

>>75516469
>British olympic gold medals
1
>Japanese olympic gold medals
0

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>>75516672
>på vandrarhem och i tält
>på hotell och i en stuga

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>1967 was fifty years ago

LELMAO!!!!!!!

Reminder that Corey Perry is a fucking faggot and I hope he gets Lou Gherigs disease.

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>Preds win
>Ducks win

Saved myself 6 hours of hockey.

Reminder that the Oilers needed 11 (Eleven) seasons and 4 (Four) first overall picks to make the playoffs

>>75516808

why are canadian teams so bad at ice hockey

>>75516616
Just watched Zodiac yesterday, he did a really excellent performance there.

>>75516769
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Hockey's coming home

Everyone seems to know the score
They've seen it all before
They just know
They're so sure

That Toronto's gonna
Throw it away
Gonna blow it away
But I know they can play
'Cos I remember

One LEAF on the shirt
Stanley Cup still gleaming
Fifty years of hurt
Never stoppped me dreaming

>>75516825
They choose from the Inbred West or "bought their way to the top" Ontario.

Frogs and East coasters are literally godmode in Hockey

>>75516766
[x] På några vänner plats

>>75516672
>>75516805
damn, being cucked is now a nationally recognized scientific fact over there?

>>75516839

sweden...no

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>>75516862
>på några vänner

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>>75516868
It's a language book for people like me to learn Swedish

>>75516880
Fucking thief

Is Kucherov team cancer or just his teammates?

>>75516763
>finnish olympic gold medals
0

huh. I thought Finland actually liked hockey. Weird

>>75516907
What?

>>75516908
Johnson and Palat are money hungry jews. Kuch and Drouin are literally the only ones trying.

>>75516902
so that's a yes then?

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>>75516921
H E

I S

A

T H I E F

>>75516877
I know that was then
But it could be again

>>75516908
he's just salty that he got suckered into accepting a discount on his current contract

>>75516959
Oh, I thought he meant that I was one

>>75516934
>ottawa could have gotten drouin for fucking ceci

fug

>Reminder that it took the Reddithawks 2 generational gifts to break a 46 year cup drought

Leafs will win the Cup in the next 3 years

>>75516983
Sorry m8 I meant Messier
Every time I see him it makes my blood boil

>>75516908
>take discount deal to play for contender
>best player gets injured, rest plays like shit and you miss the playoffs
I'd be pissed too tbf

>>75517035
>cantpucks

>>75517035
No problemo. I'll try to not post the picture when you're around

>>75517035
>hurff durff Messier such gr8 leadurr! won bunch of cups on the back of his leadurrship!
>misses playoffs last 7 years in league
I share your sentiments, leaf. He's an overrated dip that was carried by other players.

>>75517116
>>75517035
good thing joe thornton is better than him

did webms change overnight?

didn't use to have blue

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>>75517192
>always choked
>never won a Cup
>made it to the Final once
>get swept
>and reverse swept

h-hockey s-stick

>>75517237
god damn I have never seen any show with and I don't know any credentials of Carl Sagan Neil de Grasse Tyson or Bill Nye but I still despise all of them

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>>75517116
>mfw I have to drive down "Mark Messier Trail" every morning to work
Fuck whoever gave him a street in this city

>>75517237
> Always choked
Kinda reminds me of the Canucks

>>75517327
Carl Sagan is good though. He actually published hundreds of scientific articles and journals.

>>75517347
Thats what you deserve pajeet.

>>75517327
Sagan is great
de Grasse Tyson can be overbearing but he's a legit dude
Nye used to be bearable but he's recently turned into a pandering clown
all of them suck at hockey though

>>75517327
don't rip Sagan, and don't put him in the same category as those other 2 libtardeds

>>75516801
>t. Biased flames

>>75517408
>de Grasse Tyson can be overbearing but he's a legit dude

he's a fucking asshole on twitter

>>75516352
why is the underage slovak so obsessed with reddit?

Butterfly Boy Update

Two weeks after his transplant, Jonathan Pitre battles kidney complications as he awaits signs of stem cell growth.

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Why is this Flyover cunt so triggered by Slovakia?

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>anime
>hockey

These things do not go together

>>75517635
Yeah, Slovaks are probably the most irrelevant of the Slav peoples, who'd be mad at them?
You guys dindu nuthin to nobuddy eva'.

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>>75517663
Preds will make it to the Stanley cup finals with the power of moe

>>75517663
lindros speaks japanese

semi-hard thinking about playoff hockey returning tonight

dumb proxy fag

>>75517688
and my dog licks his balls? neither is relevant to anime and hockey not going together

>>75517429
>someone being smarter than me = being an asshole

Fragile masculinity detected.

>>75517714
if your dog licks lindros' balls you should probably take some pictures and blackmail him, amake some money

>>75517742
>muh science
>muh walking quotation dispenser

>>75517742
I mean more when he gets autistic and starts pointing out inaccuracies in fiction even though no one fucking thinks Star Wars is plausible

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How many games will it take for the Pens to sweep the Caps? I'm guessing 5 at the most.

>>75517742
>le black science men iz sooooo smrt
Reddit detected.

>>75517742
>le black science man
>(((fragile masculinity)))
>>>/youknowwhere/

>>75517790
>>75517806
did you just assume his race and gender?

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going to the bears game tonight they're going for the first round sweep

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What do the Ducks do during faceoffs that piss people off? I heard about this before but no one has ever said what it is they do

>>75517714

Sup fellow mug club member

>>75517622
I swear to God this little faggot cracker gets more transplants than David Rockefeller.

1,000 lives could've been saved, but all that time, money, and resources are spent on this faggot kid.

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>>75517861

>>75517772
The definition of FUN FACT is that very thing. Sorry you're not fun.

>>75517790
>>75517806
>thinking someone is smart = reddit
Well I guess you're in no danger of being reddit, then.

>>75517823
They slash the refs

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Give me your, your mom's, and your wife's son's bone marrow, heart, kidneys, and liver... NOW!!!

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>>75517742
he may not be an asshole but he sure is a douchebag

>>75517945
kek it's a ginger?

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>>75517788

wish the pens still used that logo
90s penguins were the best

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>>75517957

this is so queer.

>>75517945
ew what's that gross shit in his ear?

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>>75517960
>boy with no soul hopes to garner life force from thousands of organs in order to obtain a soul

Really makes you think, huh?

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>>75517957

>>75517975
New one is better. It's actually a penguin instead of being a fat hummingbird.

>>75517957
the fuck even is this?

>>75517957

lol

>>75518000
>fat hummingbird.

kek, I guess it's mostly nostalgia for me since thats when I started following the team

What should I order to eat while I watch hockey? And not wings, Im winged out

>>75518013
The alphabet in alphabetical order phonetically.

Like the way you'd order it if you were ordering it by the sounds you make by saying them out loud.

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>>75518013
>yfw

>>75518065
two tubs of icecream

>>75518065
chicken tikka massala madras hot

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>>75517957
>it's real

>>75518091

>ordering a pleb curry

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>>75518075
that looks like an average finnish face to me lol

>>75518102
alri mohammad whats not a pleb curry then

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>>75517663
Actually they go together quite well
>>75518065
XL pizza from papa johns

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>>75518132
>yfw

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>>75518134
Literally Malaysian curry.

>sweet
>spicy
>tangy kick

t. curry master pro pro

>>75518065
Salted nuts

>>75518134

well i'm a fan of a nice goan fish curry myself, but butter chicken would be a good step from tikka massala imo

im white as fuck though, a mohammed might go for some sort of subzi

>>75518187

'no'

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>>75518203
>no

Explain why no and why you have shit taste in curry.

Do you even like hockey?

I'm gonna play some NHL 94

What team do I pick?

Chicken Kadai Curry = THE BEST CURRY

>>75518187
i like a good curry mee but we're talking pooinloo curry desu
>>75518203
butter chicken is bland as fuck imo
i usually go madras or dansak personally

>>75518224

because when brits say curry we mean indian food, malaysia not allowed

we might stretch to saying thai curry if we're adventurous

i do like a good laksa though

i like ice hockey, but i only really watch the play offs and olympics

>>75518229
>Tejas
>knowing anything about curry

I'd ask you if I were looking for a chili recipe.

>>75518246
Poo in loo curry is garbage.

>>75518226
I remember spending hours on NHL 98 and 99
Is there a way to make these work on modern systems?

Ducks since they'll win the cup

>>75518251
Ah, okay. So just like when white people say they like sushi they mean "rolls" and when they say they like Chinese food they mean "rice and broccoli and orange chicken take out".

>>75518252
Looks like dem dirty Leafs dudn't know nothin' 'bout dat SWEET Curry YEEHAAA

>>75518246

butter chicken isn't bland desu, done right should have better flavour than tikka masala

>>75518252
>Poo in loo curry is garbage.

this is just an objectively incorrect opinion, you might dislike a particular region's style but all of it? clearly don't know what you're talking about

>>75518257
think we got NHL 02 to work without much trouble. NHL 98 always crashed though.

>>75518252
>Poo in loo curry is garbage
you probs don't get proper pooinloo curry in leafland desu so I'll let you off with this blasphemy

>>75518282
NHL Hitz=GOAT

>>75518275

see also: when we say asian to mean pakistani/indian/bangladeshi

>too poor to drink
>too poor to order food

>>75518282
>NHL 02
I spend a lot of time on that one too
I think I got one for Christmas

Fells bad that they don't even bother with porting these games to PC

Lamb Pathia is the best curry

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>>75518226
Pick the Ducks and play against the Oilers.

Get updated rosters and make McGayKid's head bleed.

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Losing
Even
After
Fifty
Seasons

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>>75518301
That's pretty fucked. I wonder if real Asians get mad when they see the headlines and it says "Asians rape gang" and "Asian murderer kills 20" in newspapers.

>>75518301
>when we say asian to mean pakistani/indian/bangladeshi
only poofters and rasheeds do this desu

everyone else just says paki

Picking the Mighty Ducks

>Terry Yake - 66
>Troy Loney - 49
>Anatoli Semenov - 61
>Alexei Kasatonov - 62
>Randy Ladouceur - 46
>Guy Herbert - 45

I'm fucked

>>75518325
NHL 02 was great. remember those easter egg cards? especiall that one where your players grew when they scored and shrank when they hit someone
also

I'VE SEEN YOU NOW FOR THE FOURTH TIME AND YOU KNOW THAT I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY
IT'S SO CHARMING TO LOOK AT YOUR FACE
BUT YOUR EYES INVITING SOMETHING I JUST CAN'T DO NOW

>>75518358

tbf i think they mainly got called muslim rape gangs, possibly even pakistani?

>>75518362

maybe on some chav council estate you do

>>75518371
>Guy Herbert

nostalgia'd

>>75518317
buy some weed

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>>75518352
The best part is their fans are so delusional lol

>>75518393
found the paki lads

>>75518402
I believe krokodil was invented to solve issues like his

>>75518388
I remember laughing my ass off at the one where they had giant heads

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>>75518404
>tfw teams that didn't exist in 1967 have won a cup more recent than the laffs

>tfw NHL 05 made you discover Franz Ferdinand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhCXAiNz9Jo

>>75518433
have this nostalgiabomb before I go to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fcg6KeQjNI

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>>75518444
>actually listening to Franz Ferdinand

>>75518407

i havent heard anyone under the age of 50 use the word paki who wasnt chavvy as fuck

>>75518439
>get rid of a dog you've had for 10 years because your girlfriend said so

>nhl 94 has out of town highlights

Shit I forgot about that. Why the fuck don't modern hockey game have that

>>75516456
Is this real or a meme?

>>75518461
>Brand New Low
Not as good as Brand New

>>75518473
They are one of the few post punk revival bands worth a damn
With Interpol, Editors, British Sea Power, The National and The Walkmen

Also how the hell is PPR fedora music

>>75518525
>With Interpol, Editors, British Sea Power, The National and The Walkmen

wow that sure is a list of incredibly bland bands you have there

>>75518516
went to reddit to check that. apparently it's a shitposter trolling on reddit with everyone upvoting it to elevate it's meme status. so posting that image is literally stealing reddit memes

>>75518226
whalers

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>>75518525
>Interpol, Editors, British Sea Power, The National and The Walkmen

>>75518371
>fucked
Only if you actually suck at NHL

>>75518510
;_;

>>75518539
Not sure if that's just my 15 year old nostalgia, but these bands still seem to hold up

PPR was probably the last exciting scene in rock music
I guess Arctic Monkeys and Bloc Party were alright as well

>>75518555
I was a Blades of Steel kid

>>75518275
>literally a chink canucks fan

KEK

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>half an hour until puck drop
>sleepy

RUH ROH

>>75518565
mein neger

>>75518473
Their first 2 albums were fine

>>75517742
Get the fuck off this website, not kidding. I'd legit strangle you if I met you.

>>75518570
sorry to burst your bub but it's an hour and a half

>>75518570
>these fingernails

>>75518563
>Arctic Monkeys
>good

pick one

1-0 DUCKS

GET FUCKED HONGCOUVER

>>75518590
Oh okay, I'm gonna nap for an hour then.

P O W E R N A P

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>>75518596
WHAT? Shut your whore mouth

>>75518596
Their first 2 albums are still ok

>>75518596
suck cock
fluorescent adolescent is still one of my all time faveys

Was there a more meme band than The Fratellis? I'm glad the whole indie poprock thing died out

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literally got me through the toughest breakup

>>75518615
>>75518653
>>75518673
shave your neckbeards, vaginas, and get some contact lenses

DARES WHISKEE IN THE WAAAATURRRRR

yick

>>75518696
Was that supposed to be a bra or glasses?

>>75518696
Do i wanna know?

>>75518711
titties

>>75518678
Can rock bands fuckin just ROCK OUT on guitars anymore? Everybody has to be some soft effeminate voiced pussy with an acoustic

>>75518723
t. metal-loving high schooler

>>75518711
There is AM in the middle

>>75518678
>>75518723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MpalUgSrso&t=17s

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>>75518723
>t. 50 year old with skullet

>>75518729
Not a real metalhead or anything but you're not Bob Dylan. Kill yourself. Not you, anon, them.

>>75518744

There is more than one motorhead song??

>>75518723
QOTSA are releasing new album this year

preds desu senpai

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>>75518753

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>>75518764

So Eric Staal is basically paralyzed now, correct?

>>75518794
He died actually and Jared took his place

>>75518713
that song may be the worst ever...maybe more so than everything X Ambassadors has recorded

>>75518816
Sad to see you go

NHL 94 has made a prediction for tonight's games. Anaheim beat St. Louis 3-2

Anaheim and Nashville win today

Has 'Walk' by Pantera been on every NHL soundtrack ever made?

>that one shitty Cage the elephant song NBC is using in their stanlee promos
SOMETHING DONT FEEL RIGHT

>>75518835
>I won't possess your heart

cuck

breathe in breathe out breathe in breathe out breathe in

>>75518867
Nah NHL 94 is pretty big on If You're Happy And You Know It and When Saints Go Marching In

Damn nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-04hQu0eZc

>>75518867
WOK ON HOM BOI

>>75518896

My favourite song is "The head bone's connected to the neck bone".

>>75518887
Baby we both know

>>75518911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrKG5H36XOo

/GettingNervous/ bros report in

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shoegaze is the patrician genre

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>>75518961
>all Shoegaze bands releasing new stuff
>no Catherine Wheel reunion in sight

>>75518816
X Ambassadors is worse than AIDS

Can we get an over/under on the time it takes for Shitvakia to sperg out and get his dumb ass banned again?

3 days

>>75518961
literally /ijustgotintomusic/ the genre

FUCK OFF BELFOUR I HAVE A 5 ON 3 STOP CHEATING

>>75518956
Dont worry love muffin, preds will pull through

>>75518986
Kill yourself

>>75518984
Getting banned was a part of my plan.
It was not my fault, you shit up the thread and I lost control and then I wanted to save the thread so I decided to take a bullet and report all posts and get everyone banned including myself
I was lucky my ban lasted only for a day.

On my home board we actually report shit which is why our board isn't cmplete shit like /v/ and /tv/

>>75518985
Am I in /hoc/ or /shitopinions/?

>>75519033
I at home alone on a Wednesday playing Super Nintendo

The though has crossed my mind before

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http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/shitvakia/

Imagine being this obsessed

>>75519045
>shoegaze
looks like you're in /mu/ - Entry Level Plebs desu

>>75519073
go jerk off to some Neu! or something Nigel

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>>75519055
I didn't mean to reply to you buddy I thought I was saying it to that American sorry!!!!

>>75519087
Can is superior

>>75518985
>>75519073
t. avant-teen who thinks EAI is pinnacle of music

>>75519041
>bragging about being a little bitch

>>75519113
>avant-teen
what is this? 2011?

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>this thread
I'll be glad when a game starts. I forgot how shit /hoc/ gets in its down time.

>>75519103
Good post Daniel

>>75519149
Avant-teens are still common on /mu/ despite all the meme rap and pop lovers

>>75519130
>bragging about being a cunt

>>75519055
>I at home alone on a Wednesday playing Super Nintendo

That sounds like a sweet fucking time tho. Sure beats NOT being able to play Super Nintendo because I have to fucking watch the kid and deal with the wife's needy pets.

>>75519191
Darcy?

TOP 3 FACEOFF SONGS

#1. Waiting Room
#2. Been Caught Stealing
#3. Welcome to Paradise

>>75519202

Nope. Tim, from Alberta.

>>75519156
the slovak instantly lowers the quality of every thread

>>75519173
Not Daniel but cheers ivan

>>75519231
I'm a fan of Drunken Sailor myself

>>75519231
#1. AC/DC: Thunderstruck
#2 AC/DC: Back in black
#3 Metallica: Enter Sandman

@75519238
Stop being obsessed

>>75519265
>AC/DC
>liking all songs sound the same: the band

>>75519267
im not even the sperg spamming shitvakia you fucking autist.

>>75519288

Fucking THIS.

>>75519293
Sure thing sperg

Is there any place in Canada where ice hockey is not popular?

>>75519342
My parent's house when I was a kid. I never got to play ice hockey and I still never have

Darude Sandstorm is unironically faceoff kino

>>75519288
>>75519296
are you dissing the greatest rock band of ALL time!?

>>75519238
The only person who lowers the quality of these threads is that xenophobic flyover autistic fagot who get triggered by foreign flags.
And Greece.

>>75519342

No.

There are a few isolated households that don't enjoy fun but beyond that it's pretty much coast to coast NHL madness.

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>tfw it is snowing hard outside, literally no grass can be seen for the last 3 days
>spent $500 on a golf membership last week

>>75519368

I would never diss the Beatles.

>>75519368
They are the reason people use the word dadrock negatively.

>>75519396
Beeyootiful sunny day in Ottawa

>>75519386
Ice hockey, is for women and hemosexuals.


And besides, I prefer Canadian soccer

>>75519375
Flyover America is real America and this triggers coastlets

>>75519415
>hippie communists from Europe
>good
HURR DURR YELLOW LSSSDDDD

>>75519416
More like the reason people have a great time.

>>75519352

Why not? Can't you just play on a frozen lake in the winter? It's not like you need to buy tons of equipment if you aren't going to play full contact

>>75519415
>Cucktles
>good past "Help!"
pick one

>>75519426
>Ice hockey, is for women and hemosexuals.
>Costa Rica

People who, without technology, wouldn't even know what ice is are not allowed to have opinions about Hockey.

>>75519446
My parent's couldn't afford new skates and my feet were too big for hand me downs

I played lots of road hockey though

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>>75519415
>the Beatles

>>75519473
I already said it and I will say it again.


Hockey is for women and queers.


And Canadians should like soccer a little more

>>75519516
Alan Alda is a piece of shit

Playoff hokkei is back :DDDDDDDDD

>tfw as northerly as the most populous parts of canada
>tfw a literal stones throw from scandinavia
>tfw haven't seen proper ice or snow in two years because of muh gulf stream
will probably never get to play pond hockey desu

>>75519426
>Ice hockey, is for women and hemosexuals.

Soccer players are TWICE the whiny/sissy bitches they are.

Dive moar.

>>75519445
>>75519465
>>75519516
>they don't like tomorrow never knows
PLEBS
L
E
B
S

who /duckgetthecup/ here?

>>75519642
>duckgetthecup

Ducks have fans??

>>75519658
They have stinky smelly beaners as fans lol

>>75519342
big cities

>>75519677
>fans
They just go to the games for the chance to eat food out of the honda center garbages

>>75519679
And there are places in Canada where people would like a lot more soccer, and where hockey is not popular?

>>75519718

See

>>75519386

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>bettman unironically put two poostern conference games on the same day
wtf

>>75519718

None.

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so who're the dogs this round? preds, oilers, and sens?

bjs are out so i want to root for upsets or scrappers.

>>75519797
>scrappers

Oilers are your team.

>>75519797
>so who're the dogs this round? preds, oilers, and sens?

st louis cant be good, dunno why but they just cant

>>75519797
anyone who didn't pick blues for the cup, especially after how they played against the wild, would be upset if they saw that team beat theirs.

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>>75519843
>>75519797
dubs confirm st louis will get exposed by preds
goalie can't be hot for forever

>>75519784
nu-males only exist in the 1st world. Its a phenomenon created by first world comforts.

>brown people flock to 1st world countries for gibs
sounds about right

so yeah, you pretty much confirmed it. Thanks, Slovakia.

>>75519872
>goalie can't be hot for forever

Same can be said for Rinne

>>75519872
Dubs confirm Preds goalie will get exposed by bloos

>>75519797
Imo the underdogs based on media hype are Washington, Edmonton, St. Louis and Ottawa.

>>75519872

is curtis joseph still their goalie?=

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>>75519797
Nice McDavid dubs

>>75519896
lets analyze it further:
>Rinne
pros:
he has a better supporting cast around him
cons:
he's finnish

>Allen
pros:
i didn't watch a single blues games so i cant tell
not finnish

cons:
got flustered by >mild

>>75519930
Underdogs based on betting odds are Oilers, Penguins, Sens and Predators.

Also I would say Penguins are the underdogs in the media

>western games on the same day
>eastern games on the same day
What retard made this schedule?

>>75519872
>singles
sounds like Rinne is about to get memed on by a team that isn't playing like total shit.

Side note:
Do people actually believe Nashville is a great team? Or is it just a meme? Their best player had...60 points.

Shitcongo played like ass, had no compete level and basically opted to go play golf.
I don't think you're going to see the same apathy in every round though. And Rinne is pretty much shit whenever he gets cracked.

Goalies aside, Nashville is a much smaller and arguably less skilled team than St Poois. I'd pick STL in 6.

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>>75519936
LEMME TELL YA he's a good ole new brunswick boy attaboy Jake Allen way ta go

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>>75519797

Your post # answered your question.

Fate has delivered you to the most successful non-original-6 team in the NHL

>>75520001
nashville is meh, st poois should have no problem overpowering their scrawny team

>>75520008

fuck, last time I saw blues play brett hull was still playing

>>75520000
>NHL in charge of sensible staggering

Though the Central game was always going to cause an issue in overlap

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>wake up in time for the game
>still sleepy

shieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

coilers game is better right?

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>>75518986
fuck your shit

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>Penguins vs Capitals
PIT, WSH, PIT, PIT, PIT

>Rangers vs Senators
OTT, OTT, NYR, NYR, OTT, NYR, NYR

>Predators vs Blues
NSH, STL, STL, NSH, NSH, NSH

>Ducks vs Oilers
EDM, EDM, EDM, ANA, EDM

Cap it.

reminder that the leafs gave Zaitsev a 7 (seven) year contract

>>75520082

Post more of that semen demon

>>75520001
Rangers best producer has 59 pts

>>75519718
cities yes. there are more non-hockey fans in GTA then in the entire country

>>75519288
>>75519296
shave your neckbeards

>>75519465
>implying Rubber Soul to Let It Be isn't the GOAT stretch in rock history

>>75520001
>blues in the second round
blues are the caps of the west

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>>75520125
She has a taco boyfriend lad, stop being a creeper.

>>75519836
>>75519961
>>75520024
whoa.

>most successful
fuck.

>>75520001
Both Nashville and St. Louis are teams with terrible mediocre starts that got hot in the 2nd half. The Preds best player having 60 points speaks to that fact.

But the difference between Nashville's offense and Minnesota's offense is actual skill. Minnesota had an incredibly good year that started to fizz out in the tail end and ended up carrying into the playoffs. The Blues' defense is incredibly strong at preventing second chances and their lack of aggression keeps them from choking up big chances. However, they play in their own zone so fucking much. All it takes is a creative or more skillful offense to make things difficult for the Blues.

And let's be real, the Ducks and Oilers waiting for them in the WCF both have just as many flaws than the Preds, so it's not hard to be optimistic about them.

>>75520082

Post udders

>>75519543
go flop again fairy beaner

>>75520102
goalies had such cool nicknames back then
>cujo
>eddie the eagle
>dominator

now we get
>the king(with no ring)
>name-sy

How many (you)s per post (ypp) does one need to average for consideration to the /hoc/ hall of fame?

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