Barcelona and Stuttgart n shit
tennis
First post dedicated to my new racquet
3rd for doping
please save us kyrGOAT
double post for those (you)s, for a post I almost put 2 minutes into
>>75515031
>>75515030
>>75515002
>>75514999
>>75514994
Its a meme you dip
We all know Kyrgios is at least in the top 15 most fuckable ATP players so its okay
>posting and it usually comes from newfags pretending to be oldfags but really they are the fags that are the cancer that are killing /ten/
I have been posting in ten since you were in diapers kiddo, at least since Wimbly 2012, peaks spee for me was Wimbly 2013, seeds slipping, the mad man Janowicz making the semis etc etc
so have some respect, after all there is no 4chainz without seniority
>>75515125
>Looking back a thousand threads and posting about it...lls what's the point
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Rafa tards on fire off the shoulder of Mallorca. I watched shitposts glitter in the dark near the Wimblydimbly Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
>>75515260
Guten Abend
>>75515260
kek
8th for masha is the best tennis play to ever live and is also the prettiest girl to ever exist
>>75515260
Based KyrGOD poster
>>75515260
legend
>espn laying off mad people
>chris evert still employed
wow, really espn?
>>75515303
>ywn cum on her face
>>75515412
>chris evert will still shit up USO and AO
>>75515414
please dont sexualize her like that. only hugs and cheek kisses allowed
>>75515412
I hope they don't cut Brad Gilbert
Who is the GOAT tennis commentator and why is it Robbie Koenig?
>>75515500
its mary jo fernandez
>>75515500
I always think that whenever I'm watching highlights or something. too bad he's just on TennisTV
Baba Haas the qtest tennis player ?
>>75515500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pBZPywnic
>>75515589
kek
>>75515500
phenomeNADAL
naah he's shit
Thanks OBAMA!
>>75515785
bet you're one of those people who leaves "peRFect" comments on YouTube
>>75515500
>Oh that is SCANDALOUS you've got to be kidding me
Not sure how to feel 2bh
>>75515789
FUGG XD BOSTED IN WRONG DREAD :DDD
>Ramos-ViNOlas
>>75515857
I was just mememing. I like his philosophy about tennis though.Yet my fav is Nick Lester
Ruud still isn't as memey as the rest of the #NextGen desu
ARV seems like a nice guy. idk why. something about his demeanour just gives me the nice guy vibes
>>75516182
he played well today. ARV was just too solid. I think he could have won that first set though
ripip Kyrgios' grandfather ;_;
>>75516602
F
Maybe he will not get banned so much now that his emotional turmoils have subsided
>>75516061
I admit I get a bit triggered when I hear anglo commentators mispronounce his last name.
It's ViÑolas, not ViNolas. He must not care about it anymore as he's probably used to it by now, but it's annoying.
>>75516925
I was just memeing his name because he failed to serve out for the match 2bh
Spanish commentators are notorious for fucking up non-Spanish names
>>75516954
>Spanish commentators are notorious for fucking up non-Spanish names
So?
>>75516987
so what? so nothing. thought we were discussing mispronunciation of names
>>75517050
You will never cringe as hard as when Boris is commentating and attempts to pronounce foreign names.
>>75517159
can't say I've heard that 2bh. but I expected him to be able to pronounce them correctly. his accent isn't very German
>>75517342
Stupid kimposter
>>75517372
>>75517389
Are you also the Kerber autist? Your posts have the same characteristics.
>>75517342
>>75517389
wow who is this
>>75517477
no, sorry!
Wait didn't Stuttgart become a grass event?
Why is it on during red dirt season?
>>75517543
wta is clay
atp is grass
>>75517574
>wta
kek and I thought I was missing something important.
>>75517609
K E K
E
K
Nigga is deffo kerber poster too
>>75516816
What if his grandpa was his emotional crutch?
>>75517821
Just fapped to sharapova
>>75516816
>>75517872
He'll probably chimp out more now desu
>>75517955
which pic of Sharapova? You also must fap to Kim too!
>>75517821
Nice belly shot!
https://youtu.be/IuaJFuK1X_4?t=1h20m37s
>30, still qt, still in top shape
based russian genes
but
>no kids, not married
what happened bros?
>>75518176
too many abortions :(
>>75517609
masha returning is v important pls respect her
>>75518176
saving herself for me
>>75515500
"You've GOT to be kidding me!"
>>75518176
She's trying to avoid
>season-ending pregnancy
Bouchard is a lot like Sharapova. Until today, both haven't won a match in over a year.
>>75518782
oh shit lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>75518782
i was about to be mad online but then i read the punchline
good post
>>75518782
but genie has more wins that Maria this year
ergo, genie is better than maria
Poor Nick ;_;
>>75520862
So will he finally burst out of his chrysalis and turn into KyrGOAT?
>>75520862
Is that his gf? He could do better.
You guys think there may be a possibility of Zverev tanking his match against Ching Chang Chung so he can avoid getting anally devastated by Nadal again?
please save us kyrGOAT
how about we wish the GOAT of tennis a happy birthday
>>75528254
happy birthday GOAT
>>75528254
happy birthday G O A T
>>75528254
GOAT
>>75528254
happy birthday saver of tennis
>>75528254
I wish you only the best for your 22nd birthday
>>75528254
happy birthday nick hope you'll spend some good time with your family
>>75528254
hello nick
I wish you a happy birthday and wish you best of luck for the rest of the season although you don't need it
>>75528254
wow nick 22 years old
now you're ready to hunt some bigger titels
wish you all the best
>>75528254
hey buddy! can't belive that you're only 22 years old and you're already the GOAT of tennis wow
wish you all the best
>>75528254
wish you all the best nick
you are a true champ
>>75528254
>22
Jesus Christ by the way he acts I thought he was like 19
>>75528254
nick the GOAT kyrgios
I wish you all the best m8
ignore the haters and keep on going
wish you all the best m8
>>75528254
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthdy happy birthday happy birthday to you
>>75528254
nick you are an inspiration for all of us
never stop doing what you do
>>75528254
hey big guy
I wish you a happy birthday
>>75528254
you are a idol for many of us
wish you all the best
you are the GOAT
>>75528254
wish you all the best nick
don't mind the haters and stay healthy
>>75528254
happy birthday Nick
>>75528254
all the best
>>75528254
thanks for saving us kyrGOAT
>>75528254
you are the GOAT
wish you a happy birthday
>>75528254
king of tennis
happy birthday
>>75528254
happy birthday buddy
Nick is a fegit
>>75528397
expected some kinder words from you germany
>>75528254
happy birthday big dick nick
Daily reminder that Kyrgios is /tennis/' shittiest meme and the swiss Kyrgios poster is the biggest and most cancerous autist of /tennis/.
>>75528437
don't be mad achmed
it's not your fault that memerev will never be a grand slam winner but maybe sometime germany will get a decent tennisplayer
>>75528447
>caring about ATP
wew I bet you love to suck dick like mad
what's going on in here ..?
>>75528465
it's nick kyrgios birthday my friend
>>75528470
apparently
>>75528254
>mfw nick wins
wish you all the best nick
>>75528254
Sorry about your grandpa
>>75528465
Just a few ATsPergs having a breakdown again. Stop posting this cheating whore.
>>75528254
happy birthday nick
you are the true champ
>>75528503
please stop
>>75528496
not a cheater also not a whore !!!!!!
>>75528254
happy birthday nick
we know sometimes its difficult but you have everything to be the #1 of the world
>>75528254
all the best GOAT
>>75516406
rude thread going on
>>75528545
wew
>>75528254
Happy birthday you autistic wog
Thank you for saving us based kyrGOAT poster
>pennis balls
>Be Nadal
>*picks ass*
>you will never make Masha destroy your eardrums with her 110 decibel shriek as you penetrate her with your massive 4 incher
>>75528254
nick you are a legend
I wish you all the best
>>75528254
happy bday nick
Don't mind me just posting the GOAT WTA player
>>75528254
I hope you enjoy the anniversary of your birth, commonly known as birthday(1)
(1) although it is nick's 22nd birthday, he is actually older than 22 years, as humans do not count the months spent in the mothers womb. Of course, perhaps it's best we count life this way, w/r/t years spent outside of the womb, as a typically pregnancy has an average (a) of 9 months, Nick may actually be older or younger than 22 years and nine months by x months and x days
(a) average, or armithmetic mean
A = S / N where S is the sum of the terms and N is the sum of the numbers being averaged
Happy birthday, Swiss shitposter
>>75529215
>7 second snapchat(tm) timer
Pleb
>>75529330
autism
>>75529330
> I rate dfw
The footnote meme was done very well although I highly doubt you created this pasta yourself
>>75529327
is this a new meme
>>75528850
>tfw he'll never pick your ass
>>75529215
>two forehead creases
DROPPED
>>75529347
>this early in the day
>being this humorless
shaking my head!
>>75529351
all me btw :)
>>75529422
did he ever find a buyer for his bimmer ?
>>75529215
Oh fug an Albanian """"swissman"""" :DDDDDDD
hi
>>75529330
nice post
>>75529842
it's mind blowing that she even made the wimby final
>it's a rain delay episode
Literally Farcelona Open.
Fuck Sharapoova.
>>75528254
happy bday big man
>>75530042
who's that
Why exactly is Euroseason in Spring when it rains the most?
Loving Fognini tennis outfit. Refreshing to see someone not wearing the generic Nike or Adidas shit of the moment.
>>75530380
looks like he's sponsored by Skullcandy
>>75530401
Yeah, too many skulls. Would be better if he had one in his bandana and just one in his shirt. That aside, the design and colour combination are pretty nice.
>>75518176
is she still dating that garbage basketball player?
>>75530488
>>75530401
What brand even is it
>>75530505
Hydrogen, I believe.
>>75530505
it's an Italian brand called Hydrogen
>>75528254
wish you all the best kyrGOAT
Barcelona habbening
>>75530691
Some interesting duels today. These humid conditions should benefit someone like Thiem.
>>75530732
it's Evans. the surface alone should help him
>>75530499
>apehoop
well I hope he is white at least
>>75530745
??
IIRC the more humid and damp the court is, the faster it plays. Perfect for ballbashing.
I hope this gook destroys Memerev desu
>the fucking cointoss
every time
>>75530786
I'm agreeing with you. predicting an easy win for Thiem
>>75530856
Well, Evans beat him back in January this year. But still, I also think Thiem got this.
>>75530910
yeah but it's Evans on clay
acestream://740d1e8cb6a1af9649156f4ee061cbb985ce02d1
Thiem is thicc
This clay season isnt starting too well for Fetuccini. Again out of a tournament in his first match.
fuck off Anderson
a Rafa-Ferrer match would have been nice. it's been a while
>>75531148
Lanklets look so awkward and disorganized when they are forced to move around the court. Like their bodyparts dont agree with each other whenever they change directions.
>rafael nadal playing at pista rafael nadal
>>75531239
you can see Rafa taking advantage of that too. he's moving Big Kev all over
>Busta losing on clay in his home city to Sugita
>They don't even have clay courts in Asia
I'm out m8s.
>>75528254
happy brithday kyrGOAT
>>75531278
Sugita is a mental midget. stick around for a bit and watch him collapse
>>75531272
Yeah, I'm sure it's lesson 101 about how to deal with lanklets. Plus, their accuracy isnt also that good, so the more balls they are forced to hit during a point, the more prone they are to miss otherwise easy shots.
Carreño Busta already broken in the second set. The fuck is happening?
THIEMED
P O U I L L E
O
U
I
L
L
E
that fake
Will Suckita be the first Asian major winner?
>>75518176
no good man around
>>75528512
>despite all the shit she gets, happy that she is back
I cannot dent it. She is perfect.
Just wanted to let everyone that sees this thread that I, personally, fucking hate Nadal
>>75531704
Good post
>>75531704
keep us posted
Can't watch this semen slurping without the read GOD of Tennis.
>>75531747
Yeah, it also bothers me that Wawa isnt playing any tournament this week.
>>75531704
>he doesn't like autistic bottle placement, long serving rituals, and bizarre hand gestures
>>75531629
>who is Michael chingchang?
>>75531825
he's American
Let's go Carreño Busta. Break this mofo.
>>75531704
>he doesn't like ducks
>>75531829
Doesn't look really white to me.
But if we're only talking about citizenship then ok.
>>75531870
he was born and raised in America. represented America in the Davis Cup and the Olympics. America is not whites only. he's as American as they come
>game and first set
good
very very good
say it with me ten: MARIA SHARAPOVA IS THE QUEEN OF TENNIS AND ALSO THE PRETTIEST PERSON TO
EVER EXIST
>>75531903
our gal is back
Masha is going to win Stuttgart
Screenshot this post you nasty, vile, vinyl spergs!
>>75531690
yes. yes she is
>>75531932
doubles and she wins RG as well
singles and she wins USO
if my post ends in a 7 she wins WIMBY
if trips she wins all three
put 'im inna Goffin
>>75531953
based achmed
>>75531629
Or Chung?
Get fucked, lanklet.
>>75529732
>>75531704
>namefags
And so the cancer spreads
Let's see how the fuccboi performs against this other chink.
who remember dani?
this dress is nice
>>75532135
TN looks lewd
>>75532135
Never played on clay. Is dripping wet clay a lot slower than normal clay?
>>75532157
hott tb.h
i'd rather date an anorexic qt than some fatty or 'thicc' gril
masha is literally better than she was before the ban. thanks (((guys))).. a real blessing in disguise
>>75532177
Nah, hungry women are always pissed and moody. Fat chicks are more chill.
>>75532157
This is Djokoshit's future. Sad!
>>75532191
between that, the psychological lift of no serena, and all these dweebs being duped into shit talking her over fake news, i unironically think she might win RG
who /chingchung/ here
>>75532226
she will win RG, id put money on it
masha is the most mentally strong tennis player ever and the fact that all the faggot players are hating on her and slandering her name she wants to prove everyone wrong and rub a majors trophy in their faces. it will happen and it will be glorious
Goffin as usual, suffering to hold his serve.
>>75532261
Me.
please save us kyrGOAT
>>75532157
I want to have androgynous sex with or near the person
>>75532346
Get banned already for spamming that shit in every thread.
>Shitrev
>Memerev
>>75532429
stay mad
Based Chunk is saving tennis
C H I N G
H
U
N
G
>Zverev getting breadsticked by a no-name chink.
>getting breadsticked by some literally who
Is Nextgen the WTA of the ATP?
>>75532495
Seriously, dude.
>>75532582
Reddit is probably more your pace Pedro
What is with these no-name asians overperforming on clay?
made it out of bed finally... what did I miss? why so many reposts? is it FO already?
>>75532663
their making crop circles so they can go back to Planet ChangChong
>>75532591
Not enough overused memes in my posts for your liking, lardy?
>>75532708
Not enough policing of posts for you, 3rd worlder?
>>75532561
Chung is younger than Memerev.
>>75532719
But lardy, this place also has rules against idiotic spamming. I have a feeling you are one of those wtafags that like to spam shit about his preferred slut all day long in every thread, so that's why you are getting so triggered.
>Zverev already throwing the match to avoid Rapedal
Smart lad
>>75532177
utter pleb tier tßh
Andy Lobray
>>75532770
>rules
Btw, I'm not, though I do respect the fact that Masha is the queen of tennis
What's the going rate for the Internet cafe you're at, Paco?
lmao @ everyone except the finn on /tennis/ who said Zverev was the next GOAT
that was pretty good defence from Chung
>>75532811
>I do respect the fact that Masha is the queen of tennis
So, you are one of said wta faggots after all. Figured as much.
this Chung lad is playing pretty well 2bh lads. I like it
I'm not watching as I am at work but it's zvarev throwing a tantrum?
>>75532773
lmao, I was joking yesterday, but it turned out to be true.
>>75532756
he's older btw. just checked
kek Zverev trying to pull a KyrGOAT
>zverev and kyrgios are the future of tennis
Come one Sasha, win the set just to get rekt in the thrid
>>75532815
Never have faith in lanklets.
>>75532878
Oops. At least Chung's younger than KyrGOAT.
>>75532811
kek
wtf he clearly waited until his shot was out to fucking challenge
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>75532901
Tbh Kyrgios will grow out of his shit cunt phase, even Fed used to be a bit of a cunt in his early days. Give it two or three years and Kyrgios will be right up there physically and mentally
>>75532971
Fuck off with this shit!
>>75533023
That was when he was like 15. He already had a slam by 22
cheater BTFO
What a fucking match
>>75533064
And a master a year before.
>There's a certain Mr. Rafa Nadal in my section. Maybe some of you remember the match last week. That's in the back of my mind and to be very fair, that's a very big reason why I am here
He literally took a WC just to replay Nadal and got BTFO by a gook
You can't make this up
Nishikori and Nishoka are injured but two Asians have taken their places.
JUST
Is Murray ok? He looks a bit uncomfortable.
MÄladae is up! Where is revenone?
>>75533091
kek he literally said that. absolutely BTFO'd
>>75533107
I think I'll better wait for the next ''next gen''.
>>75533164
Didn't work last time m8
>>75533107
>Nishi gen is garbage
>Zverev gen is somehow even worse
Fed will continue to win slam even in his 50s.
>>75533164
But Chung is NextGen
Players must really hate playing against Murray.
>>75533242
what happened?
>>75533249
Nothing but I find his style very annoying to play against. And he does it so well. At lest most of the time.
>>75533266
yeah his defence is annoyingly good
>>75533242
I find his weird moany grunt thing annoying. I wish I could mute half of the court
>>75533249
He returns everything and changes the effect of the ball constantly.
Lads, just realized what a colossal loser I am
Not good
chinks should focus more on clay courts, it suits their strengths
>>75533528
HOW,exactly, does having a small penis suit well their clay court game?
>>75533551
Ask nadal
>>75533551
All the best tennis players when I was in HS were currynigs desu I'm surprised there aren't more besides Rajeev Ram
>>75533571
Rajeev Ram is a grandpa now. so there are literally none atm
>>75533477
you're in a thread where grown men are watching other grown men smashing balls. I think you're not the only loser here.
>>75533581
delet this
>Coffin
put em in a goffin...?
Coffin is the memeiest player on tour.
>angelique kurwa
>There are gentlemen here right now who unironically believe anyone other than Thiem will win the French open
Lmao
Kerber and Kunta got slav'd
Lmao they're so scared Maria is back!
>ywn engage in butt stuff with sharapova
feels bad man
>>75533581
rude uezs
What the fuck is with all this choking today?
They may aswell just give the trophy to Nadal right now.
>>75534557
*blocks rafas path on pista rafael nadal*
>>75534012
Seriously, fuck off ang hang yourself you disgusting huan being!
>>75534396
Kerber is a Slav herself (polak) and konta is a protoslav hungarian
>>75534720
>Kerber is a Slav herself
Take your dank memes and fuck off to plebbit, It's not funny and is't gettins cancer.
>Estoril Open’s tournament director, about Del Potro: “We’ve never paid this much money for a player”
http://bolamarela.pt/atp-world-tour/zilhao-del-potro-nunca-pagamos-um-cache-tao-alto-um-jogador/
Why would you pay that much for someone made out of glass?
>>75534824
Father is 100% polish
Mother is 50% polish/50% German
>Kerber
>not Slav
Why get so mad? Slavs are great people and the best per capita tennis players
>>75534969
My dick is 50% polish! Please stop this shit. As a american you have no concept of ethnicity. This is rediculous.
>Why get so mad?
Because some iiosts keep repeating the same unfunny sjoke over and onver again. It's not funny and never was. And slowly it's becoming relally annoyign.
It's funny when you check a players instagram after they lose and all their comments are angry bettors telling them to kill themselves
>>75535123
But kerber is unironically polish m8. Not even meming
Stop the sperging. CoCo is on!
>>75535123
Prove me wrong lol
Her polish is flawless
She lives in Poland
Her parents are polish
Like lol
You mad af!
>>75535180
Petkovic is slav. Kerber is not. If you can't see the difference then your retatrde,
Who personality would man rather deal with?
MTF's RAFAism or /tennis/'s own Krautist?
>>75535326
>Her polish is flawless
lel americna conept of flawless apsoeking. lamao
>She lives in Poland
MaSha lives mush longer in USA. What does this prove?
>Her parents are polish
No, they not. and even if they have a polisj citiezneship is itn't polish,
>>75535443
Both are better than Fedcucks tbqh
>>75535469
man youre losing it buddy
>>75535443
The latter. The former and its friends are just something else.
>>75535469
I speak polish fluently and I can tell you she speaks native polish (not even a smigeon of accent - and polish is a language where accents are blaringly easy to hear) from the YouTube vids I've seen
But her parents are polish. Father is 100%, mother 50. Polish by blood. Sorry you can't accept it lol
(Btw I don't even like Kerber)
>>75535568
>I speak polish
Lmaoing @ ur life
>>75535619
Proud of it! Just as Andżelika is too :)
>Vandewhale
>>75535544
Lel when you have no argument to dissaprove you start talking sjot. typical!
>>75535568
>I speak polish fluently
bullshit. Otherwise you could easialy tell you're lying about what you said prebiviously.
>speaks native polish
no
>not even a smigeon of accent
lel. you don't even have to speak polish to tell she does with abn accent. I grew up near polish boarded we could polish radio. They did alot of bilingual programms on the radio. Some perple poslis and some german and both spoke polish and geman. And you can tell the accent apart. (most likely by the pronouncciation of the german r vs. polish r)
And my best firends mother is 100% polish and studied Germanistics in Germany, so she speaks bretty good but still have a clear accent. And I can tell both ways.
If you don't believe than look this vidoe ayy loa
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDq1EAWVMEs
You son't have to understand the worlds to tell that Kerner and the other girl speak with a german accent in theri foreign language and Petko doesn't. Like I said, your either total retated or drunker than ich.
>>75535568
>But her parents are polish. Father is 100%, mother 50. Polish by blood.
Original polish blood since fucking 1945. kek. You don't know what blood is. Just because soenone is from Ostdeutschland it doesn't mean he in't Deutsch.
>(Btw I don't even like Kerber)
wouldn't guess that lol. Stop insulting her, you fagogt
Give Coco and Paire your strength \o/
>>75536204
he already lost
>>75536090
Literally the most autistic thing I've ever read but I clicked on the video and I was reminded that lisicki exists and will never strangle me with her thighs :(
>>75536204
>Give Coco your strength
\0/\o/\0/\o/\0/\o/\0/\o/\0/\o/\0/\o/\0/\o/
Would it help to slap some japs?
>>75536337
Twould help if you posted some carina Oder kemme
>>75536090
Holy shit you are a true autist
I've watched that video and she's absolutely accentless. In her longer interviews, you can very occasionally hear the long, deep German ö come through sometimes (I don't know German linguistics so maybe the letter is wrong) but it's so minute you have to really really be looking to hear it
She speaks flawless polish. Lisicki speaks very good polish too but her accent is a bit more noticble. Almost sounds Czech but still, really really good polish
And lmaoing at your life. Btw I was born in Gdańsk, and it is and always was, and always will be Polish. How mad are you?
>>75536090
Btw I'm not insulting her. Being German is an insult, especially these days
>>75536476
Kc tier
Ramos looks poooped
>Autista-Notgut
>>75536476
lel no. just because oyur'e fucking disapore who forgot his own country language culture and historey ( yes I sayed history) it doesn't become all true.
In german you can tell by a accent waht somebonys native languade is. All slavic speakers sound diffeenet. And Kerber has definetly not an accent. In polish how vever she has a very thisk german. I dout it eitherway that you are rally polish.
>Almost sounds Czech but still
at this point you ltereally proof that oyu talk shizt. it doesn't sound any czech and I should now it.
>and it is and always was, and always will be Polish. How mad are you?
If you take a shit on you owm capret then their is shit on the carpet. What dies it mean? Nozhing. How mad are you? Not at all. See previus sentance.
Sorry, I had to turn autokorrekt of besausen it was writinh things i didn't do. I know my spellings is shit.
>>75536523
>Being German is an insult
lol u jolly? Madboi?
tennis
*Carina helps CoCo*
>>75536976
Muhh dick
>>75536916
I'm either getting bamboozled or you're pure retard. Or maybe both
Anyway this isn't healthy for me or you, but just in case you're being serious in any of your posts, I just want to let you know you're very wrong. And Kerber is polish :)
God, I hate this Pliskova so much... fucking cheep hooker!
WTA fans were a mistake
>Murray-Ramos rematch
Please, Albert, dont get rekt this time.
>>75537038
your just a butthut Pollack who can't handel the true.
>>75537053
go and watch wseaty man you fucking home
Well, fuck it! Seems like Carina magick doesn't work. Any better ideas for upcoming matches?
please save us kyrGOAT
I'm not gonna take part in autistic discussion but I think some's having a stroke.
>>75537349
You are literally
>>75537219
>>75537042
>>75536916
Etc.
Stuttgart has just started and it's already shit.
Men
12:30 Thiem D. (Aut)-Sugita Y. (Jpn)
14:00 Murray A. (Gbr)-Ramos A. (Esp)
15:30 Chung H. (Kor)-Nadal R. (Esp)
16:00 Khachanov K. (Rus)-Zeballos H. (Arg)
White wimminz
14:00 Kontaveit A. (Est)-Sharapova M. (Rus)
15:30 Mladenovic K. (Fra)-Suárez Navarro C. (Esp)
18:30 Siegemund L. (Ger) -Plíšková K. (Cze)
20:00 Sevastova A. (Lat)-Halep S. (Rou)
Would Graf not have been the GOAT of she had not ordered that hit on Seles?
>>75537654
Hup Halep :D
>>75537971
yeah I think so. it could have become a Rafa-Roger tier rivalry at the very least. doesn't matter now since Serena is the GOAT
German press shitting on Kerber again. Using unflattering pictures like pic related.
>>75538692
It's customary for Germans to be rude towards Poles.
>>75538692
>PCAK
>>75538970
>PCAK
?
>>75539193
Poland's Cowardly Whateverherfirstnameis Kerber
t. knower
>>75539193
>you
>>75539193
idiot
>trying to be kyrgios
Zverev is a bigger meme than Bouchard
>>75539269
>>75539228
>>75539398
srry I don't speak reddit. On the other hand it's not interesting enough to ask a second time.
>>75539617
Gock
Had some Chinese for lunch and already got the shits lads. Gonna be a wild night.
>>75540743
It's your body rejecting all the dog fur.
>>75544754
Delete
>>75539565
he should just retire. no discernible talent and will never win a minor, let alone a major. kyrGOAT will destroy him every year
sería bueno
>>75547288
After (another) disappointing loss last night, this time to ching chong ping pong i'm going to have to concur.
Tennis lads
>>75555704
What games?
>>75556036
Masha in an hour and a half
what did he mean by this?
tennis time lads
Meme is on
>>75556540
milosh is a really fun guy
>>75537654
Cuntaveit
M'lade
Siegebreaker
Sevastopolova
>>75556904
>Siegebreaker
>breaker
pls explain
>Suckita
>>75556894
rather concentrating on food though
>>75556963
Hard to keep up with literally the Goat aka Thiem
>>75556540
>>75556917
Put your neck between her thighs, face cuntwards, and see what happens.
>muri
scam
S C A M
C
A
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>Clayray
Broken twice already. Smh 2bh.
>>75557805
wanted to see Murray-Thiem
still, I expect this to to go a decider
how does one lose to budget nadal?
>game and first set
good
very very good
How is Murray losing to this nobody again?
>>75557878
he gets the ball back also
>>75557878
he can outgrind Murray
>>75556540
That puberty mustache doesn't do his face any favors.
>>75557878
Inbred genes
What does 10is think of Argentina?
>>75557977
would highly recommend just for the scenery. Argentina is beautiful
>>75557991
Give money pls
SCAM: a false #1.
>>75558025
gave money to ur mum last night lmoa
>>75558035
Haram
Someone put Muri out of his misery.
>>75558026
And #1 is a superstition
>>75557878
I think people forgot Vamos got to his highest or equal highest performances at all grandslams last year and is a clay specialist. He is in good form
>>75558086
t SCAMIDF
has ramos-vinolas recieved a visit from nadal and federer's doctor recently?
Andy Murray? More like Blandy Moany, amirite?
Masha is about to win lads give her your energy!! \o/
>>75558274
>le double fault while serving out for the match
classic WTA
>>75558361
>le snarky disrespectful-to-women post
classic paki
Come on! This isn't over yet! Fight! Fight! Fight!!!
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>>75558387
ITS OVER!!!
>serving for the match
>get broken
>serving to stay in the match
>get broken
Really makes you think
>>75558410
the mental fortitude of WTA
>[swears in Scottish]
Kontaveit is really cute, and did not shy away from the ocation, good match, I like her
fugg
>>75558387
>>75558455
>you will NEVER have romatic relationships with a woman this attractive
should andy have just taken a holiday over clay season like handsome and intelligent federer?
>>75558466
you can do it, Gabriel. I believe in you. just be yourself
>>75558486
that would be silly, he has like 4000 points to defend
>>75558495
There are no blue-eyed blondes here anyway.
>>75558466
I know that feel, bro. I wanna be loved by her like this lucky doggo >>75558387
i dont think ramos and murray like each other much. lots of passive aggression out there
Clutchray
>>75558503
that's so limiting, man. do you only find blue-eyed blondes attractive? there's so many dark-eyed brunettes that are more attractive than whoever the German posted
>three straight matches
>three straight wins
>hasn't dropped a set
she truly is back
>>75558435
yeah she was pretty solid, each of masha's opponents so far have been as well
>>75558545
Of course there are attractive women here, but the average ones are uglier than average Europeans imo.
>>75558545
I myself am not limitated to to hair colour and wouldn't mind green eyes too. The only think I can't stand absolutely is dark eyes which look like there is no iris, just a huge pupil.
>>75558543
I think you're a faggot. Players who are good friends off-court often antagonise each other on court e.g. Fedwrinka
>>75558602
>75558602
shut up gaylord
>>75558602
Wawrinka is a crying pussy hanging on mommy's tit. Nobody likes this cunt.
>Zverev has to show on court that he’s humble and work. I’m not so sure about that
>It's strange that he says he's going to the event just to face someone. I play a few tournaments because it's good for my schedule or to improve
Even Baldal knows Zverev is a cunt
>>75558602
stan hates fed but he has a good PR man who knows it would be a terrible move to admit that publicly
>>75558642
Imagine being Rafa and having the fucking GOAT coming after you for over a decade. Then this little pissant Zverev says he is and you're supposed to take it seriously lmao.
Murray has his work cut out now
never seen Ramos so pumped up
>>75558642
lol
>>75558740
must be a side effect of the """"medicine"""" nadal has give him
im at uni lads
how did murray play in the 2nd
>>75558768
just know that Masha win :)
>>75558768
6-4, He's down a break in the third now.
What's the score on Murray?
lads..
>>75558808
2-1, ramos has broken him
murray's on the run cross-court forehand is so weak, almost always lands near the service box
>>75558808
just broke back to love for 2-2
>>75558839
fellas..
Has this Carlos Navarro ever been sent to a sex test?
>>75558888
nice digits. wtf is a sex test
>>75558793
Michael pls stop shoehorning your 'waifu' into everything
>>75558860
His fh is as effective as his second serve.
lmao at these commentators calling his behavior unbecoming for a world #1
Will this be another SCAM episode?
kek Carlos had no idea which mark it was
fucking hell
>>75558898
You know, back in the ancient times most of the species, including humans, were devided into two sexes: male and female. And before social progress began to overtake, it was possible to determine each individual's sex either by looks or in some cases by their chromosomes.
>>75558942
it's when he has time to hit through, but fuck me its usually terrible when he has to hook it
>>75559021
>the absolute state of this post
i meant to say: it's ok when he has time to hit through it, but fuck me its usually terrible when he has to hook it
>>75558982
hawkeye for clay fucking when
clay is so comfy.
truly the GOAT surface
Such obvious cases of refballing favoring the cheating spaniards. Time for Murray to also start throwing the match.
>>75559066
using a vpn b4 the match nadal?
Murray's lost the plot
>>75559073
Jódete Wilson Rodríguez, peruANO envidioso
>>75559115
Jajajajajajajahaha
>>75559050
I remember reading an article where one of the hawkeye dudes said that the current version of the technology cannot accurately determine the ball's position because of how much the surface changes within the course of a match. he said that hawkeye would have to re-calibrate way more frequently than it has to on other surfaces (ex: grass where it does that after every match or so).
business idea: an overhead cam to point out which mark it so the umpires can pick out the correct mark and make a more reliable call
rate
>>75559073
Spaniards are always on top of cheating and refballing. No matter which sport. Same with football.
>>75559115
I was being ironic, dumbtruck.
>>75559143
that's not bad actually m8
>the city of scotland
>Andy
>>75559143
Clay confirmed for worst surface
put the house on ARV choking
Andy pls, not another unspectecular Nadalwinslol
>>75559152
AJJAajJAjaajajaAJja VIVA ESPAÑA!!!
Is Ramos, dare I say it, too scared to hold?
PLEASE SAVE US FEDEGOAT
>>75559150
Nazi puto
>moonballing at 15:30
>>75559198
literal free money
>Ramos-Vinchokelass
I like the short skirts on the ball grills
>>75559226
no
i hope he loses at wimbly to john isner
From coming to the net this frequently you see clearly that Murray is unfit as fuck and can't handle the points.
kek that forehand
Jesus Christ, Murray
Murray is really, really playing like crap.
>>75559269
BIG JOHN
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>>75559269
go back to class
you need to learn to respect the GOAT
Murray should learn to play back-hands on both wings
>>75559304
>he doesn't want big john to beat fed 21-19 in the fifth set
T R A I T O R
I really hope this gook beats Nadal
REFBALL
pretty god end of this set
>>75559342
it's been a competitive match minus set 1
>spanish volleying
tiebreakers to decide a match make me physically ill
>>75559349
nice, just came home when ramos broke in the third
How do we fix this clay season?
>>75559390
Nadal is winning everything, there's nothing to fix
Whatever the result, I'm satisfied R-V didnt go down in 2 easy sets like most upsetters do when they get to replay one of the GOATs.
>>75559390
blue clay
lower ranked players just disappear in tiebreakers
>>75559390
thiem becomes the beast he worships
Is that Sergio Garcia?
>Spanish tiebreaking
>>75559378
they're good because they seperate the low-test beta male bottlers from the alpha male players.
>>75559406
As they should, it would be pretty shit if the match was decided on by a metaphorical coin flip.
Tiebreakers will separate the better player from the player who is just winning the "big points"
wot is Maury doin
END IT MURRAY
>>75559390
dissolve it
gg ez
>>75559426
>>75559460
the better server wins 90% of breakers as demonstrated here
>>75559471
European spring weather does that anyway
NEW
>>75559414
NEW
>>75559414
NEW
>>75559414
NEW
>>75559414
NEW
>>75559414
>>75559405
simply epic
>>75559390
More grass masters.
>>75559460
tiebreak magnifies the advantages of being a servebot. not a fan 2bh lad
>EBAM
Chunk is literally /ourguy/ after exposing Shitrev
meme rap
meme movie
meme anime