">Enrique" Edition
>english flag
>lel liga
Not allowed. Mods, take action.
How do you say Gomes in your language?
>>75512291
poo
>>75512291
pass to the keeper
What the fuck is wrong with Enrique?
>stadium half empty
>the biggest city of Catalunya
>>75512271
MESSI MESSI MESSSI WHEN?
>>75512316
You seem tired. Perhaps sit down? On a bench?
I unironically think both Ronaldo and Messi will still be playing professional football at 40.
>>75512321
now
MESSI
>it's another pique decides to play striker at minute 12 episode
love these
anyway, streaming this:
https://streams.notahoneypot.me/
Messi.
who's the best?
and why is it Lopetegui?
>lel liga defending
Jesus... Why do I watch this shit?
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Do you think Luis Enrique even bothers filling out the team sheet or just let's 11 random players on the pitch and makes sure Messi is one of them?
Literally the comfiest job
What a meme league
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APOLOGIZE
>>75512389
this
fuck osasuna
SEGUNDA SEGUNDA SEGUNDA
Osasuna sounds japanese af
>be Messi
>get dispossessed
Why do they pretend like giving the ball to Messi isn't always the best option?
Gomsh misses so many easy passes
>>75512420
>Be Messi
>score 501 goals
>gomes
THE CUNT CANT FUCKING PASS HAHAHAHA
Should I watch Deportivo Vs Real
PSG vs Monaco
or Bayern vs Dortmund
>>75512416
Osasuna-sama GANBATTE!!
>>75512391
>>75512377
Would Sunderland, Pescara, Darmstadt, or Bastia have done better?
>>75512451
try taking your own life
>>75512451
Middlesborough v Sunderland
>>75512451
Bayern vs Dortmund has the most memeful potential.
>>75512451
Deportivo vs Real for the memes.
>>75512445
>Be Messi
>get dispossessed 100 times for each goal
>score 501 goals
>get dispossessed 50.000 times
I read an article that said Ronaldo isn't in the squad tonight. Is it true? They can probably win with Asensio.
>>75512451
Arsenal Tula - Krylia Sovetov Samara
>>75512465
Rude
>>75512465
Fuck you faggot
Mascherano doesn't even pass to Gomsh anymore, he'd rather just rotate the ball to the other side or hoof it forward
When is Real Madrid's extra game being played?
>>75512487
Ronaldo is resting like the rest of the 1st team. they need him for the tough matches coming
How is this little faggot even human. MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
Arda is so fucking shit lmao
>>75512484
Messi gets disposessed a couple times a game and has been for his career. Its just that he makes up for it with more dribbles.
who /rojillo/ here?
how many bings?
>>75512508
not scheduled yet
waiting for Celta vs Manure
Messi made Casemiro look like a fucking idiot on Sunday.
>>75512487
Isco/Morata/Asensio is unironically better than Bale/Benzema/Cristiano.
>>75512529
negative 21
>Of the Caves
Is he a neet?
Turned this on just to hear the commentator talking about rumours of someone on the Barca having a falling out with Enrique and not playing again this year, but I didn't catch who. Anyone hear anything like that?
André Gomes is just too bad
somebody kill me
>>75512541
shit la liga games always throw me off with their k.o times.
Fucking nondescriptive OP
>gomes
>>75512540
This
>>75512525
>dispossessed twice a game
at least make an effort
>>75512539
Because Casemiro is overrated shit and only gets game time because Zidane is a fraud
>GOMBS
>>75512548
Matheu probably, but it should be him and Gomez desu
Gomes not disappointing I see
>>75512560
he's still the greatest player to ever play football, get over it moor
>>75512540
What's the feeling like in Spain about Bale now? Is Madrid's regret setting in?
>>75512539
Why are poortuguese players so fucking shit? Jesus christ sell this faggot Gomes already.
>>75512525
>>75512591
not so smug now
>>75512539
>le hard tackle every play and hope i don't get booked man
>not a fucking idiot
>>75512560
>>75512594
Are you two retarded? Messi doesnt have a perfect dribbling record.
>>75512592
he has a contract. 4 years.
deal with it.
>>75512451
>Bayern vs Dortmund
>important
João... no.
>>75512291
Gomes
>Buy roach
>It does nothing except run around
IDK what they were hoping for with that.
>missi
utter dogshit overrated cunt ronaldo is da goat
>>75512634
>it's a buttblasted moor damage controlling for his shitty country's players episode.
>>75512592
Gomes is not even a starter for Portugal you dumb fuck
>>75512555
The OP was made in a hurry because the game had already started without a match thread.
Don't you DARE criticise my posts.
>>75512310
sauce
André Gomsh plays consistently bad against RELEGATION-tier teams.
They lost against Alavés with him on the team, he was bad against Deportivo, he was the worst player on the pitch against Granada and gifted them a goal, now this shit-tier performance against the 20th place in La Liga.
HOW is this cunt worth 35m upfront with another 35m in addons?
>>75512656
Both of them are shit compared to Pogba. *dabs in his honor*
Is cutie Cristian Tello from Sabadell still on loan?
>>75512666
What you gonna do about it punk?
>>75512673
He's not. Barca's board are retards who were tricked by that jew Mendes
>>75512673
Ship him off to Liga Adelante.
>>75512656
This is why nobody likes you sandnigger madrid fags
I've never seen a player that's more obviously out of his depth at a top club than >Gombs.
>>75512661
>4 (four) years
>35M
>80K a week.
>>75512727
>autistic burgers
APOLOGIZE
>>75512729
(Me)
>>75512673
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGISE
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU FAGS
GOALMES
KEK
APOLOGÍA POR FAVOR
Fuck now I have to apologize
APOLOGIZE
GOATMZ
Someone break Gomsh legs already. Put in Iniesta because the midfield looks lost without him.
GOMBS SHITTING ON YOU CUNTS.
>Osasuna
>Apologize
How low are your standards? Of course they were gonna steamroll them
GOMES HAHAHHAHA
APOLOGISE
PEÇAM DESCULPA
>>75512318
people probably have to work
>>75512729
>>75512673
>>75512592
>>75512563
>>75512577
APOLOGIZE NOW
APOLOGIZE
>>75512742
Found the halal go blow yourself up somewhere else bud
>>75512773
i said apologise, kid
>>75512768
Oops
aaaaaand andré will stay ;^) might as well learn to live with it la? :^)
>>75512773
Apologize to Gomes, is what they mean faggot
>>75512723
you mean liga 123
yes it is, retarded indeed
>one meme goal means he's suddenly not shit
Even alCANCER scored a goal or two. Those two still need to go
>>75512787
You lookin for a proper rumble?
>>75512590
Pretty much everyone is asking for Isco or Asensio to play over him.
Zidane is the only one who still believes in the "BBC" meme. (or he's being pressured by Florentino to play Bale)
Imagine being an Osasuna fan.
Andre Gomez is tall, handsome, smart and insanely good at football
its just not fair, bros. why do some people have it all?
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is still shit
>>75512773
That's a weird way of spelling "sorry"
a bit late
>GOATmes has scored 3 more goals with Barcelona than Mascherano
>offside
>another missed pass
>gomes
>>75512773
>Messi scores against Osasuna
>Goat
>Gomes scores against Osasuna
>low standards, flat track bully, no need to apologize
>>75512780
>spain
>work
jej
>>75512798
Again
>Osasuna
You easily impressed faggot...Still, good for Gomes.
peçam desculpa ao português, cabrões de merda, estrangeiros filhos da puta.
Fomos campeões da Europa e o caralho
ANDRÉ GOMES OLÉÉÉÉ
ANDRÉ GOMES OLÉÉÉÉ
ANDRÉ GOMES OLÉÉÉÉ
ANDRÉ GOMES OLÉÉÉÉ OLÉÉÉÉ
>>75512818
>and insanely good at football
>>75512851
t. alberto barbosa
>>75512851
Calma, Manoel
>>75512827
How can tsunaldo even compete????????????
>>75512851
Desculpa. Sempre acreditei nele
>>75512833
>i take memes seriously
>I also seriously thought that everyone loved Tsuuu in the weeks before el clasico
No wonder your country has low IQs relative to europe.
>>75512876
>american
>complaining about European country low IQ
TACTICAL GENIUS
>t*rk
>>75512827
>that ball control
Hnnngggggg
>>75512876
>Amerishart in soccer thread
Disgusting
>two Portuguese in this thread
>one that's rational
>one that's Real Madrid TSU zealot
What is your favorite version of messi lads? Young messi, long haired messi, autistic messi, or punished messi?
I like punished messi the best.
Is turan the best Turkish player ever?
>>75512889
Considering Im a middle class white and go to a world class university for electrical engineering, yes I can call you a Poortuguese.
>>75512910
hey im here too
People, it's a roach. A very large roach.
>Messi is pretty much a midfielder these days
>still scores more goals than tap-in wizard Penaldo.
>>75512910
3 actually, i'm the one who posted the "andré gomes olééé"
but i'm a barça fan
>>75512907
>asian nigger
Nothing needs to be said. We should stop sending our Navy and let China take over.
>>75512921
Don't confuse me pls.
>Sirigu
from PSG to Osasuna
what went wrong?
gay
>>75512920
sure, you just can't complain about low IQ countries.
>>75512914
I'm fond of reborn super saiyan 2 messi. So yeah autistic messi
>>75512921
Are you the "pls watch our league" one?
>>75512957
Forgotten about by Memery. He's probably on the chopping block.
>>75512971
well if u watch the spanish league its the same, no competition besides the top 2/3 teams :D
>>75512959
Very gay, indeed.
Why don't smaller teams in such games play for throw ins like they do in rugby? Launch the ball out of play upfield, move the team up and then mark the opposition players for the throw in and make it difficult for them to get out.
>>75512959
who was in the wrong here?
>>75512959
hot, if you ask me
>>75513000
Because that is a cancerous tactic. Watching pre Stokealona Stoke do that was cringey to watch
andre gomes, most essential player for Barcelona this season, (probably) after Messi.
does everything.
today playing as right winger.
Does Busquets position
Does Iniesta position
Does Rakitic position
Truly the number 12.
>this thread
will /sp/ EVER be right?
holy hell
>>75513000
it's taboo in Spain to play like that
Spanish people will boo you for hoofing or playing for throws
>>75513027
i believe
>>75513031
The only thing /sp/ is ever right about is how wrong /sp/ is about everything
>>75513031
Evo pls
Is it true that Jorge Mendes offered B. Silva to Barça but Lucho chose Gomes instead?
>>75512959
pique is a no homo bandit
>>75512827
was that head control autistic?
>>75513011
Šta ti je bolan :DDDDDDDDDD
>messi is declining
>>75513080
>Makes alpha males like zlatan question their sexuality while banging shakira every night
How can normal plebs even compete.
>>75513027
>>75513077
first time I've heard it
>>75512914
wtf is punished messi? can someone explain?
Really fires my synapses.
>>75513066
Camba oligarca here my burger friend.
We also have the highest obesity rate in our region.
See, we're just like you!
>>75513091
yes, and the way he playfully touches the ball with his left foot right before entering the box is autistic too
>>75511692
Everyone point and laugh at this guy.
>>75512914
Hotline Bling Messi
>>75513080
Zlatan's like: 's-s-sure you can take my car for a spin n-no problem b-b-buddy'
>>75513133
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Venom_Snake
>schalke
>>75513122
read it some time ago on barcaforum, don't know if was true or false
>>75513118
>le game of guessing boy
>>75513149
I agree
>>75513161
>the call that saved la liga
>>75513138
that really is activating my almonds
Messi is dangerously close to not getting double digit league assists for the first time since 2006-7
>>75512914
PUNISHED IS GOAT
>>75512484
>be euro
>use . instead of ,
>>75512914
I like meme messi
>>75513278
>poortugal
>euro
>>75512914
im a long haired messi guy 2bh
>>75513290
>perfidious albion
>euro
>>75513140
I thought cambalandia was full of thin hotties all day who sweat since it's so hot. I like cambas more than cochalos. Had an ex from cocha but she was a bitch. Hailones are cancer
>>75513290
>brit
>not respecting oldest alliance
>>75513302
>>75513313
Iberia, more like I be shit
>osasuna forced to make new jerseys for the match because both of their other kits either conflict with barca's red or barca's blue stripes
barca literally bullied osasuna into buying new kits for their club
REEEEEEEEEEE I CAN'T FIND THAT GIF OF MESSI WITH A WIG AND SUNGLASSES LAUGHING
EXPOSED
>TER STEGEN
Ter Stegen is a fucking joke.
>kek smegma
Real Madrid will choke today
alright pals
>ter shitgen
MOST
i want biscuits to be g*ssed desu la
amateur by ter shitgen
messi is finished
ahahaha 64000 ATTENDANCE TODAY, in a 99000 stadium
65%
65%
65%
65%
>Busquets and Messi
>playing with the ball in the middle of the pitch
>lose ball
>Busquets fouls Osasuna player
>goal Osasuna
>it's Gomes fault la
DANGEROUS
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>75513310
Women are vain and vapid here and therefore take great care of their appearance (in general)
Men, however are fat and ugly most of the time.
I don't know any genuine camba that is a virgin, but thats mostly because of few choices for women. Of course theres handsome guys, but they are so few that they usually turn into models/tv hosts.
t. ugly manlet that had girlfriends at 12.
>>75513412
Finished carrying Barcelona? He's probably got another 4 years of that
Gomes gives height to barcelona, he is much needed
>>75513357
>
Thats alpha as fuck
For me, it's Michael of the Caves
messi next to score desu la
>>75513444
This kills the Messi
>>75513438
no, he will go to PSG
Gomes's mum needs to leave the thread.
>>75513377
that's a rare messi its hard to find
what did louise inreekay say to his players at half time?
DUBS FOR BARCA CHOKE
The most dangerous lead.
>>75513492
Absolutely nothing probably.
why is he so much taller than his family?
>>75513492
enrique uses half time for a cheeky wank
I don't think my sides will survive is Osasuna manages to tie the game
Pep's Barça would be trashing this shitty Osasuna team by 9-0.
>>75513517
KEKED
era
That's a penalty.
ERA PENAL
>>75513517
how old is his sister and have you got her phone #?
lol thats a pen
APOLOGISE AGAIN
APOLOGIZE
GOMES
DISCULPAOS
apologise
DUBS AND REAL KEKDRID CHOKES
>TFW WE HAVE TO APOLOGISE AGAIN
>>75513492
D I V E L A D S
I
V
E
L
A
D
S
APOLOGIZE
Stop making me apologize.
>Goatmes scoring twice in the same game
/sp/ status = TYRANNOSAURUS REKT
DISCULPEU-VOS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE.
ahahaha my boy he's the best.
.
Apologize to the portuguese beauty.
SAY it
DESCULPA-ME ANDREZINHO
Pique literally seething lmaoo.
>MASCHERANO
>ZERO (0) GOALS FOR BARCELONA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
will messi say a few words to him now?
just like I will never rate Zidane, I will never rate Gomes
Is Gombs, dare I say it, the new Xavi?
>the destroyer of Osasuna
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
>>75513377
Here spainbro
andre gomes #barsaforever
deal with it :^)
>>75513634
DESCULPA-ME ANDREZINHO
he will make love to her all night
>>75513652
WTF I LOVE HUEHUES NOW?
>>75513642
You unironically are the most intelligent american on this board.
>>75513642
>I refuse to consider reality
stay mad, loser
>Gomes scores twice as many goals as Messi this game
Nice "GOAT" you have there /sp/
>>75513634
DESCULPA-ME ANDREZINHO
>>75513678
>(you)
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>>75513678
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>>75513675
Thats like being valedictorian of the special ed class.
>>75513668
7/10
ive had better... feel bad when these superstars just settle for decent.
ONLY 140 GOALS TO BEAT PELE
>>75513678
APOLOGIZE
>>75513678
Hehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehe
>>75513719
He could get that in 3 seasons and he'll be the same age as Ronaldo now
Penaldo will never ever catch up the goat
Feels good man
>>75513412
APOLOGISE
holy shit, that looked effortless
MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>75513715
she's perfect for him, and him for her
>>75513719
>falling this hard for the pele meme
>Messi
>as good as Gomes today
he's doing fine, the little autist
>>75513719
SOON
FUCK YOU ENRIQUE
HE'S THE ONLY REASON I'M WATCHING
>Gomes scored as many goals as Messi this game
Nice "GOAT" you have there /sp/
APOLOGIZE
>>75513747
Word. Might as well stop now
>>75513719
Pele scored 1000 tho
ALCANCER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PACO PAQUITO HM HM HM POCO PAQUETE HM HM HM
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75513765
Kek
>Messi can only score when assisted by Rakitic
Nice GOAT there
>>75513715
that's a 9 in Portugal
Barca are playing like the GOAT Barca of Pep
>osasuna
paco alcacer is a beast, easily worth 80m now
>just got back from my half time shit
>Missed 4 goals
>>75513792
it's just osasuna m8
>>75513761
Pele counts the goals he scored on FIFA
And you think La Liga has poor defending. Check out Brazilian league in the 60s. Literally amateur standard
>Messi can only score when he touches the ball
Nice "GOAT" you have there /sp/
LET
MASCHERANO
TAKE
IT
>>75513807
Yes, and? They're steam-rolling like they used to
lel
HOOLY SHIT BASED MASCHE
MASCHERANO
Messi 100% on crosses and long balls
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HE DID IT BOYS
Let Alcancer score some goals. Then we offload him to some shitty Eplel club like West Ham who will pay 30M for him.
Goal 100
Will they beat Real Madrid's record this season
>masherano tries
>misses penalty
I'm having flashbacks lads
No point in watching anymore. Fuck this shit.
>laughing at your team mate scoring
Good bye Mascherano
you fucking piece of shit, cancerous little midget
fucking retire now
HE FINALLY SCORED
FUCKING APOLOGIZE
Mascherano wtf
Thought Mascherano said a while ago he didn't want a pity goal
should have kept his negative record
he's more embarrassed by having scored
>the city of osasuma
MASCHERANO
NO
WHY DIDN'T I GO TO CAMP NOU TODAY
I MISSED HIS GOAL
FUCK
>>75513876
It's his last season. He's moving to River.
>amazing, absolutley amazing
>>75513886
PAMPLONA YOU BONG
>>75513876
he didnt seem very happy with the goal
Pele only had 765 goals oficials, and majority were against shit teams. But he had important goals in wc.
>all those messi dickriders itt
It's easy when you play alongside Gomes
>>75513876
Yes but none of Barcelona's penalty takers were on the pitch.
I suppose Rakitic has taken penalties in the past, but that's it.
>>75513876
He hit the post today, he deserved this
>>75513899
>autism
>>75513907
I know right? It's easy when you play against an 11 man Osasuna
>>75513416
>65K fans
>against osasuna
>on a wednesday
and thats more people that fit in a full stadium in most cities
>Stuttgart, Celtic, Arsenal, Napoli, O. Lyon, Hamburg, Man City, Atletico, Ajax, Porto...
someone please open a match thread for PSG vs Monaco
>andre gomes
>paco
>mascherano
the memest of all meme games
>>75513915
wut?
no, Pique was the one who hit the post
unless I missed it
Try to put a bet on over 7 goals at 5-1
>Betting Suspended
Try to put a bet on over 8 goals at 6-1
>Betting suspended
Try to put a bet on over 9 goals...Yeah fuck this.
>>75513825
Its easier when the opponent is at the bottom of the league, I suppose?
>>75513876
He got shook by the supporters.
25,788 minutes without scoring
>>75513939
Like Dep?
>>75513927
literally all tourists though
>>75513905
He scored most of his goals in friendlies, but every kid in the country is taught that he was the GOAT. Most people who support that lie haven't even watched him play. Stat padding in friendlies, state leagues and USA tours. Also funny how no one ever mentions how he got injured at the beginning of the 1962 World Cup and Brazil still went on to win it with relative ease.
>>75513889
why the fuck don't you just go to every game?
you're missing out on watching the GOAT play every week baka
>>75513937
It was another situation
>>75513951
the lads behind the goal look like fans 2bh
>>75513854
I thought they did back in 2014-2015
>>75513962
It's called having a life you autist. Sometimes job or booty calls get in the way of watching sports.
>>75513962
It's expensive mate
>>75513905
>>75513958
It's a meaningless stat but Pele will probably die of a heart attack if Messi gets THAT record too.
>>75513978
Record is 118 I think
>>75513984
>Sometimes job or booty calls
>a spic on 4chan
kek
>>75513962
atmosphere sucks and most games are boring
once a year is enough
>>75513988
>the poverty town of barcelona
yeah i forgot you're a bunch of anarchists with no jobs no money
>>75514007
EDIT - 121
>>75513899
GIBRALTAR IZ ARR'S
>>75513958
Truth.
>>75513958
3 WC, first one at 18 yo, literally stopped a war just so people could watch him play, won everything with his team
Ronaldo Fenomeno was the closest anyone got to him
>inba wasn't in european league so it doesn't count
>>75514013
Im whiter than you, Abdul.
>>75514053
>riding brazilian dick
honestly you should kill yourself
>>75513889
>imagine not visiting the Nou Camp at every opportunity when you have the GOAT on your doorstep
Slag.
>>75514046
>lel
>>75514071
i'm a hue tho?
>>75514053
He was a babby in 1958
He didn't play in 1962
>>75514061
I wasn't talking about you, you fucking troglodyte
where were you /sp/ when mascherano scored his first barcelona goal in 7 years?
i was taking a fat shit on the toilet watching on my phone, and you?
>>75514053
You're such a contrarian disgrace memes aside. How are you not disgusted with yourself?
>>75514095
he scored 2 goals at the final in 1958 dude
>>75514107
i'm a hue dude, i'm on vacation
>>75513741
You have no idea what you're talking about. Pele had it hard.
>>75514094
fuck off macaco, when will macri build the wall?
fookin andre gomes is better as a winger than a mid
>>75514053
inb4 no war stopped for him thats a fucking meme and a fucking LIE!!!
>>75512827
G O A T
>>75514127
in a blowout of 5 goals
>>75513638
>carlos aleña
literally who
>>75514136
he was nowhere near to be the star of that team
You just know Ronaldo saw Messi get a brace and begged to be apart of the starting line up
>>75514127
Kek.
>>75514167
>le afro boy?
>>75514152
and? messi scored 1 (one) penal in a 6-1 blowout against PSG, a game in which farça needed him the most
>>75514233
Modern football can't even begin to be compared to amateurish 50's football
ALCACER
stop, I have apologized enough for today
>7-1
Brazilians take cover
APOLOGIZE
how do you get from francisco to paco?
denis is nice
7-1
Mexicans and Brazilians look away!
THE STALLION INSEMINATES ANOTHER RIVAL
>>75514128
well before the modern innovations to defending.
Messi is the goat
Fenomeno Ronaldo > pele
DON PACO
>>75514300
Mexico was 7-0
>>75514286
Francisco=Paco
Jose/Josep=Pepe/Pep
Ignacio=Nacho
>>75514286
How do you get from José to Pepe?
denis = new iniesta la
>Gomes, Alcacer and Mascherano combine for 5 goals
one for the history books, lads
>>75514340
José > Josep > Pep
only retards call him Pepe
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Paco Alcácer to Arsenal when lmoa
>>75514335
Enrique = quique
Francisco = Pacho
Jesús = Chucho
Roberto = Beto
Luis = Lucho
>>75514340
>jose
>saint joseph
>Sanctus Josefus Pater Putativo Christi
>pater putativo
>p.p.
>pepe
ITS COMING HOME LADS
>went to dinner
>history being made and I've missed it
>>75514340
>>75514412
No, in spanish pepe comes from pp wich means padre putativo, stepfather because Joseph, the father of Jesus
>>75514460
you missed like 5 APOLOGIZES
>>75514440
>pacho
>chucho
>lucho
lmao where are you from? I only know Lucho from Luis Enrique, are those also Asturiano?
>>75514447
Actually very interesting, thanks.
>>75514412
>Pep Reina
>>75514412
>tfw no Zé Guardiola
>>75514286
How did you get out of the oven?
>Donald Trump is POTUS
>Cubs won the World Series
>Mascherano scored
>Paco and Gomes had braces
>>75514490
Reina isn't catalan, my dude. He's from Madrid, and his name is José, not Josep.
>>75514484
Colombia, but I'm not sure if those are used elsewhere
>>75514286
how do you get from Richard to Dick?
GODDAMN THE MEMES, GOMES, MASCHERANO, and ALCACER are all on the scoreboard, truly meme magic is real
>>75514412
Josep pep is catalan jose pepe is castillan/spanish
Denis Suarez is such a meme.
>>75514490
there are other theories
>jose
>giuseppe
>peppe
>pepe
ABOLOGIZE :D
>>75514520
you gonna lose tonight, Hamez
>>75514552
Giusepe could also come from pp though
>Enrique
>(((Kike)))
>>75514552
that would make the full transition
yosef -> pepe
which is pretty weird
>>75514591
I hope so, Jaume
>>75514611
>Marica
>Kaka
>>75514587
GORRY XXXX--DDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>75514530
That's what I said. >>75514517 pay attention
>>75514552
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>>75514440
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipocor%C3%ADstico
Typical fixed la liga game, im sorry but there is no plausible explanation as to how both gomes and elcancer scores two, AS WELL as mascherano scoring other than fixing
>>75514483
still got the first two goals. then i went to livescore and saw that masche scored kek
>>75514668
I avoid reading macacos
>no depor-madrid thread
YOU JUST KNOW
>>75514725
no one cares about halal and their thugs
Real Madrid Match Thread
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>>75514700
Nah, bottom half of leliga is just worse than shit-tier
>>75514700
La Liga only fixes games for Real Madrid. It's UEFA who fixes for Barca. Watch more football.
>>75514133
He's like a poor man's Pogba. He's too good at everything to be wasted on a fixed position.
Pundits get confused about his real value
>>75514725
Morata scored already
>>75514775
LOL
>>75514792
>UEFA fixes for Barça
You are truly, truly, truly, truly retarded. Keep watching baseball or someshit like that
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>>75514792
>It's UEFA who fixes for Barca.
Literally no evidence for this.
>>75514806
hopefully we can sell him for 100m to manure
>>75514852
I said he was a poor man's Pogba. United are a rich club, they can afford to buy the real one.
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>>75514897
he got a yellow for kicking away the ball? i dont get what youre trying to say
>>75514897
What I do mean that is not just Barça.
>>75514897
>Arselel fans
Of course
>>75513808
Your ass, potatoe lad. Brazilian league was the best one in the 60s. No suprise at all, we won 4 world cups from 1958 to 1970.
>muh highscores
They weren't that high every game, absolutely bullshit. The goal ratio per game wasn't even at 2. Look at this game, 7-1, amateur as can be.
>>75514128
Jesus fucking Christ... like playing against little kids
>>75514128
I would have been the best player of all time in this era
Wonder if people 50 years from now will be looking at Messi and saying what he is doing looks pathetic.
>>75513859
Well the keeper was lent by PSG
>>75514320
>muh modern bullshit
Yeah, "modern" defending only exist because of players like that. And well, they didn't had cameras capturing every inch of the pitch, let alone capturing dirty plays by the defenders. You must know, as the midget was hitted by Marcelo last weekend. A thing that only happens once in a lifetime with this HGH choker.>>75515454
Also:
>lel liga
>defending
Kek.
>>75512271
Luis Enrique takes Suarez out so he doesn't score.
>>75515713
>those wrinkles
droped
http://www.sport-english.com/en/news/barca/rakitic-pique-asked-for-masche-take-you-have-listen-the-president-6000033
>After the game, Rakitic was asked how it came about that he handed over the penalty to Mascherano.
>"I wanted to take it, but Pique said to let Mascherano take it and he was right -- you have to listen to the president. I think it was perfect," the Croatian said.