/heem/ - Michael "The Count" Bisping! The MW GOAT and champ!

who is your favorite female fighter?

Irish and Mexican people have the best chins in the world

BASEDping

>>75511229
I can't respect any british person. Like, you pay taxes to that DNB queen and her DNB family. You're literally a serf.

>>75511283
Watersports, Rose, Holm

>>75511298
the queen is a tourist attraction and makes the country way more money than she costs them

>>75511322
Britney Spears is a tourist attraction that makes the City of Las Vegas more money than she costs but we don't let her declare war.

Michael Bisping is a rocky style story.

He should beat GSP then defend against Romero then retire. We never get to see happy endings especially in mma so if he managed to brat Romero you cant get better than that

No need to talk about Weidman or jacare because they've already fell off. If he beats gsp (along with Anderson considered one of the goats) and Romero whom is definitely seen as the best middleweight at the moment he really does put himself up there as one of the greatest fighters ever.

>>75511443
>tfw I'm gonna be his Creed :)

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Tonight:
4pm best coast (thats seven bongs from now) UFC Tonight on FS1. After that, last week's TUF premier reruns. The new TUF starts at 7 pm. It's an hour long, so don't ask in the thread if it's two hours long cause I'm telling you now it's one hour.

The only fights with weekend is Lion Fight 36 on AXS: Weilzen vs Lerosila

News:
>Frank Mir tells TMZsports he will probably NOT fight the 2 year ban he just got from the USADA for a banned substance ... and will likely look to fight in another country instead. "I always wanted to fight in Japan".
http://www.tmz.com/2017/04/25/frank-mir-doping-ban-japan-usada/

>MVP will only have one fight left on his deal after Bellator London: "We will see what happens. I could well be a free agent"
https://champions.co/p/michael-mvp-page-free-agent-bellator-ufc/4252781

>UFC Stockholm fight card finalised
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=244938

>Israel committing human rights atrocities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yp7a7f3VGw

>>75511443
Beating GynoSP doesn't look like much of an achievement these days, especially since he hasn't fought in four years.

Beating Anderson doesn't have much stock these days either.

Beating Romero is a fantasy.

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>>75511229
He has the most wins in UFC history, more than any fighter at 20. He is the greatest winner in the history of the UFC.

He has the highest amount of fights in the UFC at 27. He fights all the time, any place and any time, more than any other fighter.

He has the most wins in UFC middleweight history, more than Anderson Silva. He wins more than steroid users and cheaters.

He is in the top 4 for most knockouts in UFC history. Only two off the number one place. He is in a top 4 list which includes fighters such as Vitor, Anderson, Rumble and the Iceman. He is a deadly fighter.

He KO'd stiff, the lineal champion and also defended the belt. He is the undisputed champion.

He rocked and dropped the most accomplished middleweight in history in Anderson Silva and defeated him soundly.

He has the highest purse earnings total of any fighter in UFC history. This includes topping fighters such as Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey. He is the most valuable earner in UFC history.

He is not a drug user like other division greats such as Jones and Anderson.

He is an all natural, family man and the greatest fighter in UFC history.

Cody just got engaged

>>75511682
How will you feel when Gay Jesus blitzes him for that cheeky "was it stopped too early?" TKO in round one?

someone finish the old thread, wtf

>>75511684
Yeah with TJ's fist. Be sure to attend the wedding July 8th.

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>>75511715
I've already prepared myself mentally for that, just counting on meme magic miracle at this point

or USADA

https://youtu.be/R62LPqar1-4

>you and a bunch of men won't ever be in a restroom with Bisping

>>75511766
Bisping outworking Romero and boxing him up for 5 rounds is the brightest timeline.

>>75511715
Yoel has been KO'ed before. Give Bisping time to tire his ass out then Gay Jesus will meet Left Hook Larry

Is Garbrandt/Dillashaw the best bantamweight matchup the UFC has ever had?

>>75511791
I can see something like Tyrone vs Wonderboy happening with Bisping getting that cheeky draw belt defense

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>>75511837
Faber vs Cruz 2 was better, Dom regarded as the goat BW vs the only man to ever defeat him at that time, also both of them were bigger names than TJ/Garbage

>Cael Sanderson beat DC and Yoel at their own games

truly the GOAT, too bad he never got in the cage

>>75511892
I haven't watched that one in a while, but I remember thinking it was a dubious win for Dom. Didn't Faber drop him several times while Dom just wrassled?

Me and my crew will be at 211

If you're looking heemed viciously just look for the shredded Irish beast in the Celtic jersey

>>75511922
This joke isn't funny anymore

>>75511791
bisping does a pretty good job of not getting heemed now. he could defo meme decision anyone in the usada era

Would someone be so kind as to post some one-punch KO webms where it looks like the guys getting heemed were hit by a truck?

>>75511791
>5 rounds

Lol once Yoel completely shits himself after gassing again he's getting smoked in the third or early fourth

>>75511922
Can't we just drink and watch a good event together?

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>>75511964

Michael Bisping is like canned tuna. Tastes great and doesn't expire in quality for a long time

The rest of the MWs are like Donuts. Really good at first but expire quickly and become inedible

>>75511283
JJ and KK

>>75511986
Of course lad

>>75511999
Canned tuna tastes disgusting

>>75512008
Do you live in Chicago ?

>>75512017
Not gonna make it

>>75512030
W cleveland

Best TUF seasons?

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>>75511964

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>>75511978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxQTA_Hnde8

>>75512048
10

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>>75512041
I'm vegan and in phenomenal shape + condition

>>75512048
All of them, you weirdo.

>>75512048
the let me bang bro one
the one with junie browning

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>>75512073
>I'm vegan

>>75512063
>>75512073
Just watched the first episode of 22

Thanh Le is now my boy

>>75512050
I love how it spins off his head, very Asterix & Obelix esque

>>75512089
You'll be disappointed lad

>>75511978
>Yoel getting smoked in the third
>out of his 8 ufc fights Yoel finished 5 in the third

What are you trying to say

>>75512171
Say nowt

>>75512183
Shitting your pants is now automatic TKO loss

>>75512244
Ile jest Polaków w UFC?

Retards ITT unironically "think" bisp'n will fight Romero if he beats GSP. He's retiring win or lose

>>75512261
Pytaj mnie a ja ciebie ale z 10 bedzie

Joanna
Karolina
Held
Tybura
Omielanczuk
Jotko
Blachowicz

Plus pewnie jacys dosłownie kto jak ten typ z tips whiteboi.webm

>>75512296
Why would he miss out on the payday against Romero? That fight has some decent hype behind it, and summer ppvs sell well.

>>75512261
Are you new?

>>75512244
Ass sweat is not poo

Even if Yoel shits himself, he doesn't wear loose shorts to make it clear he did shit himself.

Bisping will shit his pants after first exchange with Romero, seeing that Yoel is a superior striker, and who will use that standup as Bisping poses no wrestling threat. Last time Yoel fought guy with no td threat it was against Machida, a better striker than Bisping, and he handled Machida on the feet without much sweat.

>>75511229
>bisroid edition

dropped

>>75512317
Blachowicz cienki jak chuj. A po walce z Heldem to totalne oszustwo.

>>75512336
Nie

>>75512319
Because he doesn't want to swang n bang with Homero

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Does this settles it between skinny people and fat people?

>>75512183
Yoel gasses hard regardless of whether or not he finishes in the third

>>75512478
If he was afraid of getting heemed he wouldn't have taken a rematch with Rockhold or Hendo.

If he was afraid of getting heemed he wouldn't have chosen to fight for a living.

>>75512510
it also settles it between manlets and lanklets

>>75512511
He wasnt gassed in Weidman fight, he actually had Weidman gassed from those half-assed takedown attempts.
>>75512521
He took the rockhold fight because it was a titlefight dummy. Hendo was an easier fight than Weidman,Romero,Jacare
>>75512537
Don't talk about lanklets unanito, later I take you to pandak express

>>75511229
anyone catch studGOD saying the rumors is that it's woodley conor in July?

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MMA "media"

Judge, jury, and executioner of social justice

>>75512567
He just hates poor people, nothing to do with social justice m8

Is Jones fighting DC at 214 or not?

>>75512550
Is the fight with Yoel not also a title fight?

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random heem from the archives

>>75512625
Read the second word of your post and ask that again.

>>75512638
Not for Bisping he's already champ

>>75512550
>he wasnt gassed in the Weidman

Lol yes he was, Weidman put a pace on him in the first round and tried to stall in between rounds by pouring water all over him

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Thoughts on Michelle Bisping?

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>>75512362
Tight fitting white shorts are THE shorts you'd choose to wear if you wanted everybody to see if you shat yourself m8 and Yoel totally crapped himself on occasion

>>75512678
He wasnt I've seen that fight at least 4 times, rewatch it

>>75512730
You're just a fucking moron then, bud.

>>75512684
Seems like a bitchy Dyke. Old man Bisping seems like someone I'd hang out with though

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>>75512604
I think you'd be surprised

>>75512088
>2017
>eating antibiotic laced, steroid injected, pus filled dead animal flesh

>>75512244
That's not true, it's an automatic no contest

You can shit your pants to NC a fight you were about to lose

>>75512550
The fight with Weidman was 1-1 before the Cuban Missile, and that was because Yoel was nearly spent. For a wrassler, Yoel sure as hell can't go with other wrasslers.

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>>75511229

>>75512684
She kind looks like Gina in ten-odd years.

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>>75512911
>Yoel sure as hell can't go with other wrasslers.
LOL

Yoel showed Weidman the difference between college wrestling and olympic wrestling

>Le Diaz looks like shit after his fight
>OMG HE WON!

>Bisping looks beat up after his fight
>OMG CAN'T YOU SEE HE LOST!?

Fookin' hypocrites, yeah?

>>75512937
You say that as if Weidman didn't outwrestle him in the first round and Brunson didn't do the same in their fight

>>75512956
Yoel wanted to pace himself fool, he blew his load against jacare and was lucky to get decision. With Weidman he let him tire himself out for rd3

>>75511443
>he really does put himself up there as one of the greatest fighters ever.
rofl

>>75512999
>damage control

>>75512956
He let Weidman show off his college stuff in an MMA fight but then in round 2 he came out and showed him he's the better wrestler.

You're probably that guy who was arguing with me before the fight saying Weidman is the better wrestler.

>>75513024
What did I miss? Chris didn't outwrestle him are you blind? Rewatch the fight

>>75512567
>Judge, jury, and executioner
they're not really handing down any kind of actual punishment though, just giving their views. which is kind of their job.

>>75513024
>>75513055
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans

>>75513055
>le rewatch the fight

What an argument

>Romero totally outwrestled Weidman!!!
>except he actually didn't
>was just a prank bro!!!! he was trying to tire Weidman out!!
>despite being even more gassed?
>Yoel is GOAT

God what a loser you are

>>75513042
>let

Lol just stop.

>you're probably that guy
Nope. Your autistic paranoia and obsession is noted though

>>75512947
Diaz wasn't fighting a 46 year old man with one shot in his arsenal.

>>75513057
t. Heavy Hands viewer

>>75513099
>>75513101
So much autism from the both of you chucklefucks

>>75513101
>Lol just stop

If you think Weidman is a better wrestler than Romero, even after what transpired in round 2, something is terribly wrong with you.

>>75513109
Your point?

>>75513109
that 46 year old man is a guaranteed hall of famer and was still knocking people the fuck out

using that logic to try to discredit Dan fucking Henderson is stupid. he's one of the most dangerous strikers ever lol

>>75513120
Outstanding elite argument again, bud

>>75513127
>If you think Weidman is a better wrestler than Romero

Oh so now that you've been utterly BTFO in any actual argument made, in absolute seething fury you pull one from your ass and made up something I didn't even remotely say?

Looooooooooooooooooooool

>>75513111
>viewer
its an audio podcast my man

>>75512956
Weidman was trying hard to take Yoel down

Yoel always instantly stood up or shoved Weidman away.

Brunson fight was long ago and even Yoel admitted he started to look how add his wrestling to mma after that as it took away some of his confidence. After that, known wrestlers and pressure fighters in Tavares Kennedy Weidman were shut down. Jacare was able to take Yoel down, but it was after Yoel blew his load. Even at that, Jacare's bjj did nothing on top of a gassed Yoel.

Join my boy NOW

>>75513132
Still upset stud boy hung up on you Adan?

>>75513166
Post Youtube timestamp

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>americans actually think their little college wrasling matters

>>75513131
>Pretending now that fight was going to be back and forth
Lol revisionist losers hard at work. It was a gimme fight that Bisroid and Bisroid nuthuggers were saying was going to end in a Bisroid KO, but instead what happened was he got completely outworked and hit by the SAME SHOT he'd eaten 6 years prior.

>>75513166

lol I have permanently corrupted this young man's mind

Have you ever traumatized anyone, heem?

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>t-the Brunson first g-guys
Oh yeah I remember how that ended
>>75513181
End of the stud boy video, Adan called and got all silent when asked where he emigrated from, they clicked on his ass

>>75513197

"dan henderson isn't a dangerous striker" - idiot casual

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>>75513197
>bisroid bisroid bisroid

>>75513194
Wrestling > BJJ

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>>75513228
>mfw BJJfags focus too much on their shitty ground game and little on boxing (something that will actually help you IRL)

>>75513223
"for sure it was going to be a back and forth fight my guy"

-revisionist obese loser

>>75513212
>act like it's impossible Yoel could be outwrestled in any capacity for any period of time

>it happened for the duration of a fight

>d-d-d-doesnt matter!

>>75513228
Does the word "Bisroid" trigger you lil guy?

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>>75511283
Rena

>>75513282
It doesnt, Yoel made Brunson piss blood for weeks.

>>75513282
Yeah Weidman won first round so what? Yoel is still the better wrestler.

What you're doing now is like arguing cause Rumble took DC down and won round 1 that he's the better wrestler.

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>>75513300
But nonetheless got outwrestled

>>75513292
Nope :)

>>75513311
>Yoel is still the better wrestler

Okay. No one ever said otherwise other than maybe your other personality.

>>75513324
It clearly bothers you since you had to reply with that long-winded webm that has nothing to do with Bisroid.

Wanna talk about it?

>>75513363
Nope. I'm fine. I'm about to enjoy a delicious lunch with my girlfriend in an about an hour. How about you?

>>75513387
I'm getting ready to go to a Cuban dance party later tonight. Have a good lunch with your girlfriend :)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=przOeg2Ix5A

This might be of interest to you heem

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>>75513424
>Cuban dance party

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>>75513294
this guy knows

>>75513294
>>75513505
CUTE!

>>75513428
Mike is the best black prospect the UFC has had in years.

>everything Conor touches goes to shit

Have you guys noticed this?

>FW division
>LW division
>CoD
>Dee

>>75513387
Where are you taking her?

>>75513601
can a Taterposter confirm/deny if he's actually being monitored by police now after being photographed with that gangster?

>>75513601
I enjoyed the IW campaign. I liked the space combat.

what's the best base for shit posting on /heem/? i think it's pretending to be a 50-0 amateur mma fighter

>>75513673
homosexuality

>>75513673
Definitely bragging about your job/family.

>>75513673
Being American. You can shitpost with no consequences besides Adan occasionally saying "great American posts". Then when you feel like real discussion nobody identifies you as a shitposter due to everyone naturally respecting our flag.

>>75513673
thread wars

>>75513673
Sneaker expert

>>75513673
Doggo roleplaying

>>75513673

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Masvidal-Khabilov was a draw

>>75514139
Who is this man and why do I see him on every board?

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Oh my!!

>>75514346
there we have that famous fighter wit

>>75514155
based varg

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>>75514346
SPICY

>>75514346
>resorting to "I fucked your girlfriend/mom" jokes

0/10

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Where is NP? I don't see any news, a schedule, a link to the previous thread or a thread theme song.

>>75514596
t. diakiese

>>75514693
Damn, Who are we going to say fucked his GF when she gets pregnant? Urijah or Cruz?

>>75515122
TJ

>>75514693
Teruto

>>75515122
Artem

>>75515122
Studboy

>>75514693
her forehead is literally 3 khabib foreheads

>>75515122
eserex

who will khabib fight next now that he can't be trusted to make 155 and ruined the biggest fight of the year?

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>>75515122
Platinum since she seems to like wiggers with horrible tattoos

>>75515482
If he gets injured again I doubt he'll ever fight again lol

>>75515482
Kevin Lee once he runs through Chiesa

>>75515122
TOCF

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/francis/?

Eugene S. Robinson

Zane Simon

Is modern Jones better than the one that fought DC?

>>75515735
Nope

>>75515735
lmao

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#respect

>>75515482
probably tony honestly

i doubt tony will sack up and fight barboza in july. and i also doubt he'll be able to lure nate diaz which is the only person other than kebab/conor that he seems to want to fight.

i'm betting kebab and tony will both just end up waiting for each other and fighting around september or october. absolutely fucked up how the most stacked division in the ufc can be held up this bad.

>>75514346
Would have been better to say Diakiese's such a boring fighter he'll put the pillow to good use.

>>75515122
Holm.

>>75515862
Made me think

>>75515790
Mandrama

>>75515122
>a little twinkboi like cody and an asian girl
their kid is going to be the frailest little manlet lmao

How am I fake?

>>75515917
twinkboi would beat the shit out of you though fatty

>>75515952
t. 5'4 144lbs

>>75515952
manlet detected

>>75515952
Unironically this. After watching enough Rizin, I know that being 35 lbs heavier and 1 foot tall means nothing if you don't know how to fight.

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>>75515975
>>75515994
what gave me away? the napoleon complex?

>>75516047
only manlets white knight manlet fighters

this is why plebbit loves mighty midget so much. they're all short, scrawny genetic failures.

>>75515790
Cody should have told him to congratulate him after he makes his first defense. Missed opportunity.

>>75516091
That's alotta projecting you've got going on there.

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>>75516091
woooo now buddy

>>75516130
manlet detected

>>75516091
Are you some kind of Nietzschian ubermensch? It's just as autistic to dickride all the genetic freaks in the UFC.

>>75516156
Ok

>>75516159
manlet detected

>I WAS DOMINATING UNTIL I LOST AND I WOULD HAVE CONTINUED TO DOMINATE IF I DIDN'T LOSE

who is this

>>75516191
The wide man

>>75516191
広男

>>75516191
wonderboi

>>75515745
>>75515743
So DC will beat his ass?

>>75516191
wondertwink

>>75516363
Not quite. Doesnt seem like DC has gotten any better either, at least compared to right now. He looked great against Gus and Rumble the first time

>>75516363
I think dc will ko him desu

>>75516557
Lol

>>75516363
Yes, Jon is ripe for defeat

Jon Jones is the ______est fighter

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https://youtu.be/nNIW-y6Q-cI

>I-I c-could careless what he does with the footage
looks like the ko video is real guys

>>75516626
b

>>75516659
Its not

>>75516659
is that quote from tj real?

holy fuck that is top tier banter

>>75516659
Dana unironically said Ronda would beat Floyd

Not sure how Maia-Masvidal will go down

Masvidal's only been really taken down and controlled by guys who can mix it up on the feet too. Guys who can stand with him, feint takedowns and sting him on the feet before getting the actual takedowns

"Seething" Al Iaquinta

Masvidal wins and loses to Tyron

>>75516850
Its spelled Tyrone

>>75516941
Masvisal is white

>>75516811
yea tru, but Maia will probably be somewhat stronger than other welterweights he's fought

>>75516994
I like how they still haven't made up their mind who to bandwagon next.

>>75517013
ellenburger sucks and cerrone isnt a welterweight. maia will take masvidal down

Maia has fought at MW
Masvidal has fought at LW

Think of that what you will.

>>75517027
Dumbfuckistan here,

>>75517027
I thought he hated Trump

>>75517027
>maine

>>75517027
I hope maia fucks up this uncle ruckus fuck

>>75517069
>cuck and proud

>>75517091
>>75517072
Cuban-Americans are almost all conservative

>>75517101
Cuck is a compliment

>>75517119
>Cuck is a compliment
Only for Swedish men

>>75517168
>>75517119


this is the level HEEM has degenerated down to

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Which current fighters fail the eye-test?

Reminder I picked Cody to school Almeida before any of you bandwagon former h8r dorks

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>>75517221
full belly

>>75517168
you do realize Dana spoke at numerous trump rallys

you do realize UFC is a pro Trump organization

>>75517280
MMA is pro-Trump sport besides some h8r dorks

Only one i can think of other than Nascar

>>75517221
ryan hall

>>75517234
No you didn't.

>>75517234
My respect

reading the comments on a few stipe videos and why the FUCK do croatians get so incredibly butthurt when americans claim stipe as our own?

it doesn't even go the other way around either. i've never seen anybody mind him being proud of his croatian heritage, but the second we celebrate him as an american croats flip their shit despite the fact that he was born and raised here. what gives?

>>75517280
>a billionaire spoke at another billionaire's rally
holy fucking shit I love trump now

>>75517350
>Nascar
that sounds like great company to keep

>>75512367
>>75512915
>bisroid

neck yourself

UNDEFEATED SINCE USADA

>>75511229
Correction, he got his ass ripped apart by Hendo and got almost knocked out, a couple of times.

>>75517361
Channeling the powe of ArchiveGOD i smight thee!!

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67799094/#67802230

>>75517280
I just sent an e-mail to WME-IMG. ;)

drumpf supporters won't be welcome here for much longer.

>>75517393
Hello Bisroid

>>75517374
stop making shit up, stipe was born and lives in the USA he isnt croatian and no one thinks so.

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>>75517416
>rockhold
>weidman
>jacare
>vitor
>silva

ALL EXPOSED

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what went wrong?

>>75517441
I think so!

>>75517426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1jf9cm9dik

there's butthurt croats all over the place on this video lol

>>75517445
is he pregnant?

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The only reason crooked Herb Dean let Bizbing get up in the Silva fight was cause he had money on the over.

Any other ref would've called it there.

>>75517369
Here's another one!

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67630704/#67636423

>>75517473
Bisping is champ, Pukeare Poopa isnt

GET OVER IT

>>75517445
When is the baby due?

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Is Rena top 10 female p4p now?

>>75517491
Bisroid is a product of luck and good-timing, fighting 40 year olds and welterweights.

>>75517445
Jorge Masvidal

>>75517511
And is still champ while youre shitting your diapers crying. Sad!

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>>75517499
yes
her hands are so fucking good

>>75517527
Hello Bisroid, how's california?

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/4/26/15440240/ufc-brian-stann-says-cris-cyborg-difficult-to-work-with-she-fires-back-insinuating-nationalism

>>75517559
Im Callum

>>75517576
she won't make 145 lol

>>75517441

post the tyrese one

>>75517445

gsp looks like THAT?

>>75511900
Yoel beat Cael twice.

>go to barber
>ask for "The Schaub"
Feeling fresh as h*ck right now

Bless

>>75511920
Pretty clear win for snooze. Faber dropped him because of Snoozes meme footwork. It wasn't like Snooze got rocked, he just got knocked off balance.

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what did he mean by this?

>>75517931
full belly, 3 breakfasts gsp is his final form

>>75517931
He meant that Bisping will kick his ass

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>>75517499
she's number 1

>>75517931
Really nothing to see. Lenny has a much bigger stomach and he is natty.

https://youtu.be/q2K051yL1bY

Heem absolutely BTFO

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>>75518055
Why are you doing this to me bro?

Frankie is going to break that memeshitter. Going to put a pace on him for 3 rounds he has never felt. This isn't shadow boxing with Bruce leeroy, this is going to be a fight.

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>he has never had a girlfriend

>>75518061
>falseflagging yourself for attention

why?

>>75518095
To the surprise of absolutely nobody

>>75518095
Neither has anybody on 4chan

>>75518079
Dude went a very active full 5 rounds at a very high elevation in Salt Lake and trains in an ever higher one in Mexico City. If your definition of pace is just having someone in your face then you are probably right

>>75511385

No you just let morons declare war instead

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daily heeminder that dockdwarf replies to himself and starts flamewars

>>75518118
If you don't play a minimum of 5 characters on heem you are not doing your share.

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>>75518154
>tfw they can't friend simulate me because i post original content

>>75518143
>Dude went a very active full 5 rounds at a very high elevation
Shadowboxing isn't fighting you doofus.

>>75518130
I have

>>75518163
>le boxercise man

>>75518174
Yeah man, he certainly "boxercised" Chad, Cub, and Jeremy.

>>75518164
You haven't and Yair is gonna point decision Frankie

>>75518192
Yes I have

I've had 2 girlfriends and both my relationships managed to last around 2 years :)

Also I don't give a fuck about Frankie's fight. I just want to see him fight Goobs to test his chin. Then I think the bum should retire

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>>75518130
>not having a loving husbando that provides everything you ever wanted

>>75518174
>muh yair

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>>75518118
I don't, my guy. Some cat did that a while back and revealed it the other day and once I replied back to him he's been doing it again ever since.

>>75518095
Many people here haven't. It's not something I'm ashamed of but let's not make this thread about me.

Who is the oldest person here that hasn't had a gf?

24 here

>>75518238
I did it a while back bro with the shopped (you), I'm not the guy pretending to be you now. That was spur of the moment memeing.

Also, why do you even care? If someonody else wants to post pictures of Schaub you should be happy.

>>75518239
>tfw got laid at 19 while gf was 21

Something about fucking an older woman makes me horny

Kelvin vs Andy is back on.

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>>75518238
Stop

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>>75518300
why would you post this?

>>75518303
>>75518270
>>75518238
>>75518313
I am enjoying this.

>>75518300
Fake nudes

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>>75518319
Not me. It's petty and inconsiderate.

>>75518316
It's true. I've got sources. Will b announced in the coming days.

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>>75518208
>I just want to see him fight Goobs to test his chin.
this will never happen now

HEEMINDER
you dont have to put up with the Schawb spam. Just filter all of his files' MD5 so you dont have to watch him argue with himself

https://pastebin.com/55FA9ikU
https://pastebin.com/55FA9ikU
https://pastebin.com/55FA9ikU

>>75518354
You must be impersonating me in order to get everyone to use your filter list. Pretty sad. How else would be seeing my posts anyway?

>>75518354
Thanks m8

>>75518376
I didn't turn off filtered post stubs. All i see is that a post was filtered and since the only filter i have is your images then i know its you spamming 100/thread with those stupid images

>>75518354
Literally the biggest effin dork on heem right here

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>>75518354
there's a lot of people on heem

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>>75518420
I'm the real jacare "sperg" and I barely ever post, it's that dockdwarf samefagging and arguing with himself

>>75518420
its not me. i just dont want to see your spam any more. i used to filter 'schaub' but that didn't catch all of your spam so i started an image filter and it works 100% better so im sharing my efforts. im pretty sure im not the only one thats tired of you derailing threads. Im convinced you're arguing with yourself but theres enough autism here for it to be someone else. either way its your fault

>>75518442
This lemony snicket looking bitch got knocked out haha

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>this thread
banning schaub autist and spain made these threads so much better

>>75518485
>i let canada bait me into derailing the thread every single time
this is still your fault. canada is the worst shit poster here. he knows he can get easy (you)s off of you every time and you do it. Either you are canada or you are stupid

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Lads what does the red x mean on his shoulder?

>>75518485
stop getting baited by him with the same shit then you stupid fuck

>>75518517
>>75518531
I can't help myself man. It's like being at a party and you overhear someone insult a family member. I'm not stupid, I just get defensive about people I care about. I consider myself a loyal person.

>>75518543
kill yourself you fucking faggot, fuck you

>>75518531
>>75518517
Blasphemy will NOT be tolerated.

TMZ says they never offered Cody anything for his """footage""" of him heeming TJ. What a goof.