/epl/ PALACE vs SPURS

>ynr /epl/

Laughing Big Sam.

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>He doesn't rate big sam

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who should >WE buy at rb this summer? Walker is being targeted by all the fucking clubs. Plus next eason will be meme as fuck when >WE play a wembley.

>>75508306
Clyne

>>75508306
Trippier's been literally and figuratively excellent for >US though.

Few more bings left. Can /spuds/ actually do it?

>>75508035
>>75510022
Bongs, you newfag. Bings are minutes.

>>75510099
yeah so? there's still BINGS in a BONG mate.

Last digit is the number of goals spurs win by.

>>75510120
212 aren't a few though.

>>75510158
can i say bings yet senpai?

>epl
what does the e stand for?

>>75512347
'euphoric'

>>75512347
Ethiopia

>>75512347
epl

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>tfw

>>75512724
"""""""""""EPL Premier League" Premier League" Premier League" Premier League" Premier League" Premier League" Premier League"

>>75512347
barclays

>>75512347
e as in esports

>>75512901
> ... it's in the game.

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>Amigos, es Palace

>>75512746
I'm surprised you don't have an Indonesian flag or something

>>75508035
Large Ben to manshame Olderweiner and Fartongue, cap this post

>>75512347

Emirates

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>give you the worst run in of all the relegation candidates
>carved Chelsea, Arse, and Scousers a new arse so far and hungry for a few spuds tonight

>Palace fans unironically think games against Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham and West Ham are derbies
Sad little club

>>75513309
>shitting on based Palace

sad little man

it's actually quite sickening

what is?

benteke will score

>>75513499
fruit and veg, not used to healthy food

>>75513309
where do you live you smarmy little shit. i would smash your face in irl

got a cheeky chinese delivered today

what you lads eating tonight?

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>>75512856

keked

>>75513309

No we don't

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Is the madman going for a third blowout?

any good link?

cant find shit

>>75508035
Stream total sport don't has today

>>75513712
leftover curry and a few cheeky whiskies desu

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is Puncheon the ugliest player in the EPL?

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>>75512347
EXPOSED

I've been watching the Premier League since it started in 1992, AMA

>>75514114
Why is he moving to Eritrea to play?

Lol Spurs are gonna get Big Sam'd tonight.

>>75514084
acestream://54f51ffdc15d212dfdf14e0b24dced487eec35b1

More like Crystal PHALLUS

get it?

>the speed babby can't pass the ball

Shock!

>>75514151
Looking shaky as fuck

>>75514162
Thanks man.

>>75514080
>>75514162

>>75513712
tesco meal deal with a packet of cheesy wotsits and a mango rubicon to wash it down

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>>75514221
>sandwich for dinner
Fucking students smdh

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>England's best player plays for the Ivory Coast

>>75514251
>dinner at 8pm

>>75514272
>there are people who genuinely believe Zaha is worth £40

top kek

>>75514272
Who is Englands best player?

This game has got 0-0 written all over it, prepare yourself for a semenfest, americhums

jan jan, jan jan jan jan, jan jan doesn't work you fucking idiots

>>75513712

send leftovers pls

Why isn't walker good anymore?

>>75514279
You had beans on toast at 4pm after getting up at 2pm, just admit it lad

>>75514297
Wilfred Zaha.

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>>75514301

Excellent

>>75514350
LIT I knew me and my fellow Nigs were da best.

>Tottenham -> Totsperm > Topsperm
>Hotspurs -> HotSperms -> Hotcums

Topsperm Hotcums

Questions?

Any palace lads here?

What's that song your fans sing? Ayyy ayy oh

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>>75514297

>>75514341
>not having your mum cook you lunch and tea

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>Tottenham -> Totsperm > Topsperm
>Hotspurs -> HotSperms -> Hotcums

Topsperm Hotcums

Questions??

What part of coat de ivoir was Zaha born?

>>75514382
pride of south london?
we love you?
zaha chant?

What part of the Emirates are you guys from?

>>75514413
Abidjan

>the Emirates Premier League

>Tottenham -> Totsperm > Topsperm
>Hotspurs -> HotSperms -> Hotcums

Topsperm Hotcums

Questions???

>>75514382

South London number one

>boro the only team to score so far
what is this bizzarro prem?

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>ywn play for Big Sam
>hwn drunkenly tell you how much you mean to him at the Christmas party in a rare moment of vulnerability

>>75514404
>still living with your parents
>calling dinner "tea"
Spotted the spazzy northerner

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Hai domo, who /a/ here

>The Roy Hodgson face rub

been a while

>Walker

JUST retire mate.

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>people rate Kane
>Kane will be in the England squad again
>Kane will suck again
>England will lose again

>>75514521
>says the guy who did himself beans on toast at 4pm and has his sunday dinner in the middle of the evening

>>75514568
>suck
FOY

>>75514568
Who would you rather have? Vardy? I'm not sure who else would be good enough a replacement anyway.

>>75514568
Who would you have instead? An octogenarian Jermain Defoe?

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>>75514526
Spuds-tan /a/ cute.

>>75514597
>>Who would you rather have? Vardy?
Yes, has more meme power.

Who else /cold/ here?

>maybe Walker had too much time
Bah! I'm English! Don't give me time to think! I abhor thinking!

just realised lads, biggest derby in football will be happening next season, palace vs brighton

>>75514612
Fuckin disgusting.

is the eritrean premier league always this boring??

>>75514621
Fucking unseasonable la.

>>75514574
Who mentioned sunday dinner? Jog on

>>75514597
Rashford.

Throat is sore and I'mhungry. Gonna have to have my cheeky cuppa tea before half time.

>>75514617
I can understand that he even did well in the CL. The meme strength nigga! MEME STRENGTH!

owt happened yet?

who /worried/ here? i really want >us to win the prem, but its looking less and less likely.

>>75514621
It's been hit weather this past week.

>>75514681
nowt

I hate Chelshit with my guts but I would rather them win the title than Sperm.

>>75514646
What about the play where they pass it wide to a pacenigger and hope he does something? Thrilling.

>Barcelona 7-1 Literal League One Equivalent Team no.185

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>not wearing my pissbag
>have to get up and go to the toilet
>missing the game

>>75514743
Tidur nyet

>>75514765
Real just scored against Deportivo after 55 seconds

>>75514695
I left my coat at midday prayer today and got soaked walking home.

Walker is shit. Get him out of the England squad.

>>75514669
Failing that I'd just play some young'un.

>>75514765
>>75514797
>SLL is as good as EPL they say

le referee refuses to do his job properly meme

my fav

The ref has to card wanyama

>>75514799
It pissed down on me when I was walking to court. Had to sit through my entire child rape gang grooming accusation soaking wet.

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>>75508035
literally free money

>it's another referee making the rules up as he goes match

I love these ones

>no yellow

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>When the referee is a pussy

>Crystal Palace
>implying there'd be any crystals left after these niggers were let into the palace


BOOM best joke ever.

>>75514868
no chance

>>75514874
I thought it was let a fat guy be a match ref day

>>75514868
alright joey lad what you up to? didn't know you browser a peruvian chess forum m8

Question: Which player has won the most penalties in the premier league this season?

NO cheating.

>>75514868
do not

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>>75514917

>"Give me that pie or you're off"

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>>75514862
>>75514895

Townsend's going to score a goal. Almost guaranteed

>>75514114
Gabbiadini tbqh

he's charming though

Why are literally all the streams for this game laggy as fuck?

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>>75514329
>leftovers
sorry mate none left absolutely smashed the lot

see pic related

>>75515000
JustEat?
Top lad

>>75514962
Sterling?

Oh shit it just occurred to me that this is actually an itneresting game given that Topsperms are still in with a title shot.

>>75515000

£2.40 for broccoli

>>75515000
>20 quid for a takeaway

Twat

We've been destroying everyone for weeks, but I've always been working and unable to watch the games

Finally get to see a Spurs game and we're fucking shit. Fuck sake Spurs

Dirty spuds

Fucking hell Poch, take Dembele off. Love of God.

>>75515013
Ryan Fraser of Bournmeme.

>>75515000
nice delicious trips confirms based takeaway

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>chippies which don't do southern fried chicken

>>75515064
Should of just worked more, anon.

>>75515051
>20 quid is an outrageous amount of money
Are you on the bread line pal? Should we send help?

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fiend

>>75515081
has to be a bournemouth player desu

cheating cunts

>>75515093
Fuck off Jamal

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>>75515000
>Fried Broccoli

>>75515107
is that barton?

>tfw to smart for plebball

Where is Poochie jogging to?

>>75515101
>putting words in my mouth

I wouldn't spend 20 on a takeaway the same way I wouldn't buy 8 quid's worth of Haribo.

>>75515000
>buying all that shite then paying an extra £2 for delivery and then they have the cheek to charge an extra 50p to pay by card
You're a mug tbqh

>>75514962

Josh King, probably

Still down from Chelsea defeat i see

>>75515119
>>75515023

it's a shit description it's like a sauce with lots of veg in it's good for mixing with the rice and chicken

>>75515157
>>75515051
buying food is one of the perks of having a job more than minimum wage

Pretty gay by Spurs. Chelsea have their most loseable game coming up. This is the time to apply the pressure with a good win.

>>75515096
i already work too much ;_; finally got a day off and i wanted to relax, watch spurs with a nice beer and have a nice evening

but no ;_;

>>75515101
Paying £20 for a bit of chinky for one person is a bit much famalam

>>75515174
Spurs will lose today and draw with Arsenal. Chelsea will win their remaining games with one draw.
Chelsea will win the league.
Screencap this.

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>can I watch the game with you, Anon?

>>75515170
>buying food is one of the perks of having a job more than minimum wage
I earn over £30k and I still wouldn't make a habit of paying £20 for one meal.

Tripper has been playing much better than Walker lately, to be honest.

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys

>>75515170
But if you're not a fatass you don't need to spend all that money on a decent meal

>>75515209
I wonder what that alien looking cow looks like without makeup

>>75515170
Only people near minimum wage buy fast food. It's for poor people. Enjoy spending 3 quid on a bit of broccoli and defending it you daft bastard

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>>75515243
About as shit as your mother.

>>75515209
sid down and shut up

>>75515000
>£1.40 for curry sauce
It should be free

>>75515254
> being this mad about someones takeaway

wew. enjoy being poor m8

Let the lad enjoy his takeaway ffs

Do you fuckers never treat yourselves

Runnin to Morley's for a two piece, any lads want anything?

>>75515254

>Only people near minimum wage buy fast food

t. person closer to minimum wage than he thinks

>>75515300
Yeah but I normally just swap hands

>>75515310

¿What's a two piece?

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>>75515209
>all that washing up

>>75515277
>people should spend time and money sourcing things for me, buying them and packaging them and delivering them to me
>for free

entitlement culture. fuck off you scrounging waster

>>75515325
You exchange handjobs with someone

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>>75515268
>Anon, if Tottenham win you have to promise to come on a date with me, okay?

>Arsenal, Leicester, Spurs, Palace all play
>0-0, 0-0

tiredeyespepe.jpg

>>75515156
>I wouldn't buy 8 quid's worth of Haribo
Your loss.

>>75515329

Reckon she could do it without thumbs?

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>>75515264
>that absolute lack of curves
At least post an attractive gook

>>75515325
two piece chicken combo, two pieces of chicken chips and a soft drink

only cost £2.30

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>>75515348

>>75515156
Bet you're a right laugh at party's mate

>>75515333
>his local chinky doesn't give sauce for free
kek

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>>75515363
>PENG MUCH SENPAI

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>>75515357
Petite>curvy hippo, gayboy.
>me on the right

>>75515000
>Paying for prawn crackers
I don't think I've ever not got free prawn crackers with a chinese

>>75515220
That's sad. Your limiting yourself to what Harvester and AskItalian? Maybe a lunchtime tasting !emu at somewhere half decent.

>no slags

Is it even half-time?

>>75515300
Yeah but I'm not a fat cunt that literally needs to order 7 items from the menu

>>75515363

Sounds pretty good, I'll just have leftover pizza and tamarind soda.

>>75515300
no matter what you do to enjoy yourself, there will always be a bunch of wankers telling you that you made bad choices

The absolute state of that PSG goal

Indian > Chinese > Thai

imagine (IMAGINE) being sent into an autistic rage every time someone orders a takeaway you do not fully approve of

>>75515407
>his local restaurants charge him over £20 for a single meal
They've really seen you coming

>>75515389
>ever going to a chinky

lmao'ing at your life famalam

>>75515156
excellent analogy

>>75515443
Indian > Mexican > Jap

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>>75515402
it was free prawn crackers over £17

however if you spent £20 you got free fortune cookies

so i threw the crackers in there and the curry sauce to push the total over £20 to get engrish advice, plus i fancied something to dip my chips in

also, i love this reCAPTCHA in pic related. literally just draw whatevr i want and it passes every time

>>75515395
>CREPE CHECK

>>75515397
Looks like a trap, you're a gaybo

>>75515407
If I'm eating out I'll obviously pay more. I went on a date last week and spent about £90 on a meal. But when I get a takeaway I don't like to spend much because most of them are shit quality.

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ree post more lewds

The absolute devastation and state of the lads in this thread throwing an autistic fit over a £20 Chinese

It's ok to treat yourself once in a while, he obviously doesn't order that everyday

>>75515471

¿What's Mexican food like in the UK? Only ever seen the American version and it's a disaster.

>>75515466
rasheed

>>75515474
>Spending an extra £3 to get 50p worth of free food

>>75515506
>he obviously doesn't order that everyday
Maybe he is 190stone trip and he does

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>>75515489
>went on a date
>spent about £90 on a mea
>going out with your family and calling it a "date"
>spending that much on your cousin and not even getting a handy
>going home with the leftovers in a box and wanking over pictures of your aunty on facebook to wash away the pain of buying everyones food for them and getting nothing in return

WWWEEEEWW

Poch putting on the white Gareth Bale

>>75515521
190kg couldn't afford a 20 quid takeaway mate

>Sissoko

It's over, Palace just won.

>>75515509
Have never had Mexican in a country other than England but it's my favourite cuisine

>>75515509
Probably American-lite, I like con carnes as well but they don't count right?

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>>75515474
>you got free fortune cookies
What kind of fucked up Chinese place doesn't give them away for free? They're mugging you off big time you dope.

>city - united tomorrow

Ebin

>>75515533
>projection

>>75515533

Jesús, that projection.

Spurs players are chimping out

If Tottenham won the league should they resign Bale and Modric?

how the fuck is that a yellow card fucking hell

>>75515533
Nice story in your head mate. No need to be so jealous, we're not all kissless virgins like you in here.

How good is Wilfriend Zaha?
Deffo worth the £40 mil

>He's just too good for you!
>Nahnahnahnah, nahnahnahnah, ayee ayee Wilfried Zaha!

>>75515519
>free

say no more desu

>>75515549
>>75515553
>>75515509
lovely, there's some smaller places that do great burritos and cactus, then there's actually Chipotle (and clones) which are OK

there's also the usual shite, Taco Bell and KFC Burritos

>>75515466
>not striking a conversation with the superior East Asian girl from your local chinkies

>>75515577
They always do that when things don't go their way

>>75515509

bretty gud. I occasionally have one of these for lunch. http://cieloblanco.co.uk/leeds/

£30 mind including a drink and shot of anejo

>>75515549
I had it in Spain and it was somehow worse

Think Mexican cuisine in England is somehow decent

>>75515603
All Asians girl by me are either heroin addicts or escorts.

>living in south london

Trying to eat healthy now. What are some healthy snacks?

>>75515591
i've kissed your mum

>>75515612
you from leeds senpai?

>>75515560
Fuck me where do you live, no one just gives shit away in London it seems.

>>75515549
>>75515553

Kinda, the biggest disaster is putting fake cheese on food and calling it Mexican.

>sissoko

>>75515631

apple , banana

Doner meat and chips with mayo for a fiver. None of this fried duck spunk that the chinese do and charge you a tenner a pop

>>75515631
Shredded duck pancakes with hoisin.

>>75515625
East Asians don't do drugs. They are too moral/traditional/perfect.

>>75515631
Semen

>>75515636
what part of London?

>>75515658
What were the opium wars about senpai?

>>75515631
Cereal. (Healthy, shit-tasting cereal)

Reminder that Spurs paid the equivalent of 14,583,333 portions of fried broccoli for Sissoko.

>le run into defender and draw a foul man

>>75515631
chips

>>75515707
kek'd

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>>75515681
>tfw Anglos flood your country with drugs

>>75515707
kek

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>>75515707
Top bants.

LMAO

Did you see the way that nigger injured himself

tfw the sakho meme is ded

ACL right there.

RIP

>grabs kane's leg while injuring himself
lel

>>75515633
>i've kissed your mum
mum's dead mate

>>75515562

Remember when everyone was excited for the first Manchester derby between Pep and Mouyes? People talking about muh 1st and 2nd place neck-to-neck title race xDD?

Now its a battle for who isn't the most exposed. Two teams playing for 4th place so they can attract as many good players in the next transfer window to fix their exposed ways. That and the Liverpool-United games are just boring as fuck to watch, there's no dramatic late winners or anything like that.

>>75515636
>Fuck me where do you live, no one just gives shit away in London it seems.
>London
Explains it all

>>75515746
fuck off you racist scum.

RIP Palace. here comes the goal

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>Liverpoo are still paying Sakho's wages

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Trying to walk it in

>spurs winner at 90+8

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>>75515802

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>>75515769
that explains why she didn't seem that into it

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could've watched a nice move and then gotten a blowjob, decided to watch this borefest in the other room instead

Arsenal are a joke

>Son is playing

>>75515802
Erm it's called slang m8

>Delel

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>tfw still have receipt for dead player

>bamidele

>>75515813
>dangerous attacks
wtf kind of shit stat is that?

Not watching the game paying showdown, is totty shitting the bed?

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>>75515655
>mayo
>not burger sauce and a cheeky bit of chilli sauce
Doing it wrong lad

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>tfw your wife's son bullies you

>dele
>the english pele
>alli

>>75515899
>he doesn't know DAs are the essence on online obscure league betting

Sperm is such a dirty team.

You guys are right, it is cold. It was freezing when I was walking down the mosque for evening prayers. Inshallah.

>>75515845
>move
>gotten
Turn your proxy off yank

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>>75515901
>Not watching the game paying showdown, is totty shitting the bed?

>Be Liverpool player
>Get injured

>>75515906
Stop fucking his mother then.

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>>75515935
>tfw wearing my wife's burka because it's so cold out

>>75515901
From what I've gathered in this thread, he's bought a £20 takeaway

>>75515906
where's his real dad, Persil?

Post that webm, you know the one.

>get it to them who can fucking play

Kek

koscielny utterly dead too

players dropping like flies

>Indian (born in England) girl I've been shagging wants to meet on Saturday, I'm not all that into her but it's guaranteed sex. Nice body
>much more qt girl wants a date but seems like she might be hard work
What do?

>>75516067
where do you live?

and second option

>>75516067
what race is the other girl?

what race are you?

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>>75516010

>>75516067

Fuck a man

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>only 64 minutes into this spermslurp

>>75516095
>where do you live?
Why is that relevant?

>>75516099
She's from Italy. I'm white.

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>>75516100
>tfw no based dobby gf to make you jizz in your trousers and pair program with on the weekends

why even live lads?

>yfw Sunderland confirm relegation this Saturday

>>75516134
actually just curious where you live

>>75516134

Make Indian girl a ting and get closer with the Spick

>>75516134
have the Indian first

then do Italian for dessert?

(just don't spend more than £20 god forbid)

>>75516151
Why did they make her such a dickhead in the later series? She was perfect and then they turned her into some hipster twat with an american boyfriend, didn't make sense.

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>>75516157

>>75516157
finally

>>75516158
Fuck off murderer

>>75516170
Italians aren't spics

>>75516172
Not really keen on meeting another girl after I've already ejaculated, I tend to drop my spaghetti.

>Son

>>75516170
This bruddah knows

FUCK SAKE LEICESTER YOU USELESS CUNTS

>>75516189
not fanservicing and putting the el dude bros. in more awkward situations for our amusement

agree though would prefer for her to continue to turn me on more

why do referees wear long socks?

>>75516067
Shag poo in the loo. Say you have family plans later and take the second girl out on a date. Rinse and repeat until you decide you want to commit fully to just one of them. Flake on the other.

>>75516189
because the show is entirely from mark's point of view... the girls are perfect when unobtainable and then we see them worse when he does

>>75516244
for their shin pads

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>>75516010

>>75516100
>>75516151
>>75516189
>>75516242
>>75516275
What show? And any good?

>Snuderland

>>75516291
>tfw a girl that good-looking sits next to you and you know it's only a matter of time before she moves somewhere else

>twattenham vs crystal phallus
Someone's getting fucked

>>75516318
Peep Show. It's great, though it dips in quality in the later seasons.

>>75516318

How the fuck do u not now about peep show?

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>mfw Aresnal finish above Spurs again

>Arseshit relying on Huth own goal to win

>>75516100
if that's a mirror, where's the camera?

>>75516338
cheers
>>75516345
sorry geezer

Has either team had a shot on target?

>>75516318
The IT crowd
>>75516157
Fucking finally, long time coming

>>75516337

> United states of Anus

>>75516362
>being this autistic