/HEEM/ Chiropractic Solutions

First for BACK ADJUSTMENT

stud show radio

NO FORGAY JESUS

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*GADOOSH MACHINE WASHABLE*

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this is platinum

say something nice about him

first for docare souza

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>>75505241
Jacapoo got USADA'd and FLUSHED, we don't talk about that saggy old brazilian anymore. He's not even top 10.

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>>75505220
Adan, you called in stud radio i know it was you. Got all silent and shit when the asked where you emigrate from

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if you can't bench 2 plates for reps you should leave /sp/ and not come back until your balls drop

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>>75505228
he kills people

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>>75505233
kek

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just a lil heeminder

>>75505274
she's fucking someone else anon

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>>75505220

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LETS SEE EM /HEEM/
>shirtmockup.com/

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>>75505051

Pumped for the Davis vs Bader rematch

Bader studied Davis and counter Davis major go which is a cradle from leg ride. Going to be interesting to see how Davis expands his game plan to be less predictable

Since that fight, Phil has shown better striking and KO power, wonder if he will rely on that more in the rematch or will he try to clinch, ride and then hunt for a sub, that could play into what Bader wants of counter scramble and then damaging Davis on the break

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>>75505504

>>75505524
>Pumped for the Davis vs Bader rematch

a phrase I never thought I'd read

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HOLY SHIT LADS
> ea ufc 2 LHW top 1-
>Rumble
>Hendo
>Rampage
>Bader
>Cummins
>Nog Twin

Holy shit is LHW fucking Dead?

>>75505576
top 10*

UFC > BOX

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>>75505561
Both have demonstrated great technique and set ups for the offensive and defensive play, i just hope as a fan and fellow grappler they show off some new moves or tactics against each other .

>>75505637
my boy phil davies will win

If /heem/ were to meet up at a bar.

Would /heem/ beat up everyone in the bar?

or

Would /heem/ beat up each other?

>>75505690
bros would go out of their way to start shit with me because i'm tall and fit but i dont know how to fight so i'd get wrecked

>>75505690
/heem/ would gang up and bully the schaubposter

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>>75505658
phil davis is your boy?

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>>75505703
This is why I'm hesitant to meet up with my Florida bros to watch the fights. I know you guys would.

>>75505705
yeah, even after rashid beat him
>>75505716
unironically i think they would just pick on you and maybe come up from behind with a choke to scare you but all in fun and games

>>75505690
/heem/ and /box/ meet up at a bar

would /heem/ beat up /box/ or would /box/ beat up /heem/

Mike "I don't crack my eggs until they hatch" Perry

>>75505767
whoever makes a pipebomb first
nothing beats a well placed pipebomb

>>75505767
*shoots for a double*

>>75505775
*orders a double*
*defuses the fight*

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>>75505767
/heem/ wins via TKO (autism)

>>75505767
hey Pogi! why do filipinos hate uncircumsized men? Every pinoy i have met asks me if i'm supot

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>wmma

>>75505703
Good

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>>75505767
/box/ vs /heem/.gif

Fresh Big Brown Breakdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFzCAdX3ID4

>>75505767
I'd pick the twinkiest /box/er, take hin down and proceed to buttfuck him to completion if that answers your question.

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>>75505459
Also, don't forget to tune into the Luke Thomas Promotional Malpractice live chat, live every Wednesday at 1 PM E.T.

>>75506273
Fake news of MMA

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>>75506276
Say that to his face.

I'm unbanned :)

>>75506273
i dont like that show as much. half the time the audio is missing kek

What is HEEM an acronym for bros?

what does heem mean?

>>75506363
>What is HEEM an acronym for bros?
HERE
EVERYONE
EARNS
MONEY

Which /heem/ posters would make a good money fight?

Adan and Spainsperg?

>>75506507
obv. Edgestonia and Lithboy

>>75506507
Adan and schaubposter

Where can i watch Velasquez vs dos Santos one and two? mma core just has 3

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>>75506529
Adan is my friend though.

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>>75506536
You don't stand a chance against a super heavyweight

>>75506507
spain and jacaroidsperg

>>75506507
me vs (You)

>>75506548
what body type is this called?

>>75506308
*portions modem reset button*

>>75506561
Bigg dipper

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>>75506548
He could still beat this guy

>>75506534
Sometimes just googling the fight can find a link

>>75506561
buttery bread weight

>>75506561
hindenburg perma-bulk mode

>>75506586
>>75506534
With [watch "fight" online]

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>>75506561
The Lmao Bud diet

>>75506636
Thank you based Whittier

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>>75506636

nate > nick

>>75506678
but nickm was champ, yknow what im mean

209, stockton. cali

>>75506673
what did he mean by this

>>75506685
who did nick beat to defend that ""belt""?

>>75506719
mcdonald vs daley, may 19th

>>75506741
it's on delay, fuck that shit

>>75506550
I'd heem you in a sec pal.

>>75506745
all lellator events are on delay if you're on the west coast.

>>75506753
it's on delay as in it will air after it was taped for everybody. what's the point?

>>75506759
To support Bellator MMA and combat sports!

>>75506766
hi scott, sorry but /heem/ is a dana board just like /pol/ is a trump board.

gtfo

>>75506759
dont read spoilers? not that hard to avoid for bellator, because no one in their right mind cares.

>>75506774
>implying that shit wont be spammed on /heem/
>watching a show when you can't shitpost through shit fights and wmma

>>75506487
Dana pls go

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._.

>>75506829
>ronald, the burgers

>>75506829
What will he do once Max blasts him?

>>75506834
lmao'ing hard at you right now just so you know

>>75506845
*hooks you in the liver*

Laugh at that

>>75506834

Continue fighting to a 50-45 decision :^)

>>75506829
>>75506834
50-44 Aldo across the board. Cap this.

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It's gonna suck if I've spent the past year memeing about Aldo and he ends up losing, but I'll still keep doing it anyway

>>75506878
he always has his burgers

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>tfw i could fly to Brazil for free to get some Famous Burger but you need a fucking visa to go there

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>>75506878
As long as the Potato canoes are hot, you keep posting brother

>>75506878
Who is even out there for him after Holloway? Aldo's only 30, he could unironically go on another 7 year run.

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>>75506940
>he could unironically go on another 7 year run.

>>75506949
Well why not? He hasn't been in many wars, there aren't any real prospects on the horizon, and nobody on the FW roster can beat him.

>>75506940
aldo has only fought edgar, mendes and mcgreggor in recent years.

holloways has fought everyone but edgar, aldo, he also has mendes on suspension and zombie to fight

yair beating frankie would be good. since frankie can go 135, and dillashaw claims he can make 125 so both can serve to move those divisions along

>>75506967
I forgot about Zombie coming back. But I don't see Yair winning, and I don't think a third fight with Mendes or Edgar is all that interesting. They're going to need some new blood or the division will stagnate like LHW.

Fuck BJJ. I want to learn MMA not just fucking BJJ. Fuck all these poser MMA schools that only teach BJJ

>>75506996
>BJJ

every round starts on the feet

>>75506996
what does your city have to offer then?
any training is good training,
better then no training
nothing wrong with BJJ if you have a legit good coach and staff around

>>75506996
Everyone who insults Jiu Jitsu ends up paying for it

>>75507000
very few guys are strong enough to just shrug off good grapplers in their division, and you still need a minimum blue or purple belt to defend submissions and escape. also wrestling is the most important mma skill, based joe has said this time and time again.

Fuck MMA I want to learn Bellator

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>>75507021
>tfw you learn WWE and become the best in the UFC

>Not learning how to sell Houses instead

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>>75506878
aldo bless brother

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>>75506926
>>75507055

Thx guys

so daytime heem is back to 90% absolutely shit posting and night time heem is ded because no events. im not gonna make it

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>>75507044
If Al is making a decent living as a realtor, it's definitely the better long term route. Wouldn't be surprised if he retired.

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>>75507072
Want to roleplay as dogs?

>>75507014
everyone who nutrides jiu jitsu ends up paying out the ass for it and then getting pride stomped or slammed on their head whenever they go for their little meme techniques in a real fight

>>75505773

Are you the real pipebombbro or are you just memeing?

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>>75507079
what if i nutride all phases of combat

>>75507077
im not a friend simulator

>>75507079
I used it in a real fight and didn't get stomped out. What would your technique be if I lit you the fuck up, son

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>>75507079
Uhhh

>>75507099
*bites into your flesh*
*kicks dirt into your eyes*
*breaks off a bottle and stabs your butt*
*5 other dudes stomp your head*

You haven't been normal since Schaub heemed you

>>75507089
>>75507097
>>75507099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b864pBwFkJY

>AHA yes, a street fight! time to put that $3000 blue belt to use and show everyone how tough I am!
>oh boy i locked up an armbar i'm sure he'll tap any time now teehee
>wait why is he picking me up
>OH GOD MY HEAD no wait that's against the ruuuuuules sensei pls help me im blacking out....


>t-try that on the mat faggot, see what happens...

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>>75507079
what is up with this guy and Shitting on jitz all the time? Give your sources you fucking faggot, because there's plenty to prove the contrary to your dumb opinion the BJJ is a little meme technique. Your contrarian fuckery Triggers me immensely. Some anon is gonna believe you and Not learn one of the best self defense techniques available for street fights

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>>75507117
>hanging on to a sub when you're going to get picked up

This is taught in Gracie combatives really early on, fuccboi. Just cause you have a video of 2 drunk faggots on a reality show who didn't even make it doesn't mean joojizz is useless

>>75507118
>best self defence techniques
>b-before you mug me let me get you in my guard!
>boxing/wrestling > meme jitz jew

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>>75507132

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do you personally add anything of value to heem?

>>75507117
why do people who shit on jiu jitsu think that in a street fight that the grappler wont have better slams than his opponent

i fookin know how to wrestle and i'm just going to slam you and stomp you in a fight you cuck REEEEEEEEEE

>>75507132
>b-before you mug me

Just because you're a little stuttering fairy doesn't mean everyone is. You'd also know that You're taught takedowns in Jiu jitsu if you've ever trained.

You haven't even boxed or wrestled a day in your life. Please tell me about a time you got in a fight btw I'm curious what jaded you

>shrimping on cement

Do BJJfags really think its useful outside of mats?

Schaun really isn't a bad fighter
>has KO power
>held his own against champs
>only been KO'ed by guys with heavy hands
>more wins than losses

>>75507159
bjjfags are fucking dorks who will never be in a position where they'll ever need to use it so it doesn't matter

seriously, go drop in on any bjj class even at a "respectable" gracie gym and you'll see that classes are filled with a bunch of fuckin nerds lmao. boxing gyms are where legitimately tough guys who know how to fight are

>>75507159
You can't even troll correctly, There'd be no difference in shrimping on cement than anywhere else. please learn the techniques and what they mean before you try to bait, ya untrained dork.

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Gonna take a shit, brb.

>>75507168
Shrimp on cement for a bit and let me know how that feels on your skin

>>75507178
You just use your hips and shoulders you fucking retard, if I'm not nude I'll be fine. Again please trane

>>75507165
It's like joe said, he's a top tier athlete, but not a top tier fighter.

I hold myself accountable for my actions, well at least I try to.

>>75507189
You won't be in a gi during a random fight, bitch. Take your gay ass bathrobe and colored belt and learn some stand up

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>>75505228

He is a good fighting man

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>>75507208
I stand up when I fuck yer mom from behind so I don't have to look at her awful pudgy son makin face

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>>75505228

He is a friendly sportsfellow

>>75507191
He's neither

>>75507216
Also work on your comedic stand up

ZING

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>>75507227

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>>75505459

based calendarlad

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>>75505703
I would 100% for sure my man bully the shubposter

>>75506363

its short for him

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>>75507241
What if the schaubposter was actually Big Brown himself?

>>75507218
It's amazing how much charisma this man has.

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>better at KOs than Conor
>more flowy than Conor
>better counter puncher than Conor
>harder hits than Conor
>more versatile than Conor
>better looking than Conor
>higher fight IQ than Conor
>keeps his division moving better than Conor
>actually has fans and not bandwagoners like Conors
>Actually has fights worthy to be called Money Fights unlike Conor
>has better banter than Conor
>embarrased a UFC GOAT an entire 5 rounds and put on a show unlike Conor

Why isn't he the UFCs top guy?

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>>75507246

>That super beta body language from Berkle Stuggs

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>>75507241
>>75507246
Reminder he has never had a girlfriend

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>>75507259

Because

"Hurrdurrr" - Cody Garbrandt

He can't talk shit to save his life and has a 2 digit IQ

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>>75507259
Did you see

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>>75507259
>>has better banter than Conor

>>75507259
Why is he so insecure? Literally as soon as he feels threatened by anyone his eyes tear up and he starts getting physical.

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>>75507266

>>75507044
Is selling houses the new waste management ? Is Al the new Chrissy ? If so he better watch it

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So I got cut off by a cunt and flipped the guy off about 3 blocks from my place. he gets behind me and starts riding my ass flipping me off until we get to my apt. i get there, get out of my car and run to the dudes telling him to gtfo or get out by himself and fight me. (he was with a friend). dude gets out and looks like he spent his life trying to look like a badass. (shaved head, long goatee, tattos on neck/face) and he's about a foot taller then me.

he gets out of his car and i give him some room and say "bring it on motherfucker". he comes towards me and i overhand right straight into a double. go into sidecontrol and start dropping elbow. realized at this point its a street fight so i was going to 12-6 elbow his ass and right when i do he scramles. i take the back and choke him and he taps. he laid there for a minute all bloody with his friend asking if he was ok. i automaticaly give respect to someone i fight with so i went over and checked on him.

him and his friend start talking to me and giving me props, then finding out i train. i then had them come by later for beer pong and good times! his friend got in on video on his phone and showed all my friends at the party. had a lot of people interested in training after that one.

>>75507297
Didn't and don't plan on reading a single word of that FYI

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>>75507299
i for one don't like being followed to my home and not confront the person because who knows if he'll just comeback with a weapon or more people anyways? not to mention that personal safety is at risk with whatever you do, due to my training i felt i had better control in that atmosphere then letting him do w/e the fuck crazy people want to do.

so i guess all in all i took about as much effort as you did reading this

>>75507305
Please just tl;dr

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I took a shit.

Who here /takes2hourstoshit/?

>>75507276
>Replying to an autist
It's the only validation he has after spending 18 minutes writing that piece of shit post I stopped reading after the first line, don't give the pussy the satisfaction hehe.

>>75507306
tl;dr You're still assblasted that I fucked you up the other day, "henry"

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Hey lads I have a story

One time, I heemed every there. It was great. Then everyone started clapping.

I take two hours to sleep :/

>>75507316
heeming drunk people is barely heeming

Reminder that

Cruz, Aldo, RDA, Lawler, Rockhold, and Werdum are still the GOATs.

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>>75507323

a heem is a heem is a heem.

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What will Yoel do to her after he sends her dad to the hospital?

WHAt fight should I watch during cardio this morning? Needs to be 3 rounds minimum.

>>75507361
Rda vs pettis

>>75507361
Your weight, fatass

>>75507323
>>75507329
no one beats guy with smoke in his mouth for the knocking out everyone here

>>75507373
lol I'm in better shape than anybody I've seen post on heem you dork. It's almost 5am. What are you doing right now?
>>75507368
Good suggestion thanks

>>75507349
>hospital
You mean morgue.

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>>75507376

myeah thought I had that webm but I don't.

>>75507408
lmao what is this knockoff Bellator?

>>75507408
I love exploiting momentum to combo. edgar was going a spin kick to punch combo against faber.

and dodson did a cool set off the superman punch last weekend.

>>75507393
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvv-kgq6YWw

webm this from 1:03

>>75507077
based doggo bro

DELBEDDED
https://youtu.be/dMUfJfphwQk

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>Want to get into MMA
>Download UFC 205
>Ads every-fucking-where
I feel dirty watching this, do you just learn how to tune this shit out, or what?

>>75507566
I talk to my friends, piss, and shitpost on /heem/ during commercials. Do you have access to any of those in the cuckshed?

>>75507574
Have to be one hell of a quick piss if you can piss during BUDWEISER, THIS BUD'S FOR YOU

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>>75507588
>Tonight's arrivals are brought to you by Harley Davidson: Operation Personal Freedom. Learn more about how Harley Davidson supports the men and women who protect our freedom at your local dealer
I thought shit like this was just a meme, no wonder you Americans are the way you are

>>75507560
brad sure does hate traps for a berniecuck

>>75507566
>>75507612
UFC is corporate shit, sponsors out the ass

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>>75507612

>>75507639
that's all american sports unfortunately

I made a video on how to throw hook punches while moving forward

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjTy_60UHPo

what do u think /heem/

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>>75507757

Great form

>>75507566
Yes you do
It's an American thing

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>>75507757
Beautiful work, champ.

>>75507838
i wonder, could it perfect loop

also can imagine the tv getting hit or him slipping on a sock

>>75507790
Uh, that, uh...that video

>>75507838
>British Wanderlei Silva

>>75507566

Yeah you kinda do. All burger sports are like this, though. At least its not as bad as the superbowl.

>>75507566
>>75507809
We are thoroughly under Jewish control.

>>75507858
>Wanderlei Silver

>>75507213
wtf i love mike perry now

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>>75507872
aren't ur soccer teams named after corporations

>>75507259
"the charity should be something with children without fathers so they don't grow up to act like cody" hahah

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>>75507915
>t-shirt ads
>50 million commercials that fuck the flow of the game
I'd rather have the t-shirts mate, the o2 arsenal jerseys are classics

>>75507213
really bad reffing

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Mike "Punch in the face for the asian race" Perry
Mike "If you eat rice I won't be nice" Perry
Mike "The Asian Killing Sensation" Perry
Mike "Crack a black" Perry
Mike "One Man Klan" Perry
Mike "Minority Deport" Perry
Mike "Beat the chimp until they're limp" Perry

>>75508030
>Minority Deport

lol

>>75508030
Mike "Apparently Hates Minorities Even Though He Acts Like One" Perry

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>>75508093
It's a complex kind of feel

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eyo wassup /heem/

how do we fix bellator?

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>"C-conors gonna k-kill him!"

>>75508251
the NYC card is unironically better than every UFC card so far this year

who is your favorite female fighter?

>>75508283
nothing contrarian about Lima-Larkin as a title fight

>>75507921
I thought this was something you were just saying but apparently Dilly said it. Seems a bit much

What is the best fight of all time?

>>75508350
conor vs diaz 1

who should be the next president of the ufc?

>>75507838
>TV has exposed wires

what the FUCK bud

what's the best ufc event of all time?

>>75508358
202er pls go
>>75508350
Diaz vs Daley
>>75508396
199, 84, or 31

which country produces your favorite fighters?

>>75508350

coner 13 seconlds jose aldo lmao! btfo! XD

Who has the best ass of all time?

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>>75508408

199

>>75508350
Don Frye vs. Takayama

>>75508350
Bisping vs Rockhold 2

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>mfw bisping fights USADA'D weidman next and wins

>tfw everyone's on the sauce

>>75508427
Correia

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OUR BOY IS BACK

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>>75508496
based

>>75508496
more like KLOSE to the mat LOLOLOL

>>75508509
>>75508517
DELETE THESE

What's the second best MMA organization?

>>75508539
After RIZIN? UFC, probably.

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rate this card

>>75508551

>Holly is bantanweight again

Wew that women's 145 is deep isn't it

>>75508496
well lets see if he can keep it rolling. it's hard once they get good enough to change out of the game your good at

>>75508551
main event trash
undercard decent

Is cyborg the only woman to fail a USADA test?

After becoming a Chopped champion a few episodes back on the celebrity themed Chopped: Star Power on Food Network, Paige VanZant has been submitted early. Or maybe that’s knocked out. Either way, she was sent packing after the first round of the Chopped: Star Power finale, which aired Tuesday night.

VanZant, who was playing for the charity Cancer Train, produced a lobster soup for the appetizer round of the show. While the judges complimented her flavors, they also noted that her lobster was undercooked, and that helped show her the door.

>>75508539

The UFC

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>>75508543
Rizin is garbage, they have some great fights but most of it's memeshit or pro wrestling tier.

>>75508551
poster is alright/10

>>75508588
at least her brother gets out of prison next month
i wonder if they still have a relationship

>>75508607
still better than UFGay

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>>75508624

>UFGay

How will they ever recover from this

>>75505315

That elbow was savage but I have to think it was more his head hitting the canvas that knocked him out for so long.

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MMA is for manchildren, real men don't fight between eachothers legs

might as well watch gay porn, bunch of fags

>>75508624
I bet you think it's some sort of new Pride or Dream just because it's Jap

>>75508607
Stupid piece of shit

>>75508630
It's all over man.

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can karolina prevent the take down?
is she even a better striker than claudia?

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>>75508607
>Rizin is garbage, they have some great fights

>>75508649
It's neither of those things don't be stupid, the WMMA angle and bringing in champions from other orgs seperates them pretty clearly from the older orgs

>>75508653
>is she even a better striker than claudia?
Yeah probably
Can she prevent the Takedown? No. It's 3 rounds, Claudia can lay on the wrestlefucking really hard for at least 2

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What are the best memekick heems

>>75508653
if she can get it in the clinch for extended periods she stands a good chance of wearing Claudia down and really taking over in the later rounds

>>75508350
Lawler vs MacDonald 2

>>75508657
>but -most- of it's memeshit or pro wrestling tier.
selective reading is a genuine symptom of autism

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>>75508673

>>75508572
Ashlee Evans-Smith and Andrea Lee both failed tests for diuretics and got suspended for a few months, I think.

Cyborg is the only one that's tested positive for steroids though.

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>>75508700
usada caught them? wew

>qualifications for posting in /heem/
Train in a pajamas 3x a week MINIMUM
Steaks & Bananas every day
No exposed wires on your tv
Be able to heem every you know
Watch UFC at least 2 times a year
Be a man of faith

Did you guys see the vid of GSP?

His HGH gut is actually way way worse now
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/4/25/15418268/video-georges-st-pierre-gsp-shows-off-physique-im-biggest-ive-ever-been-in-my-life-ufc-mma-bisping

>>75508692
Garbage-tier orgs don't have great fights.

>>75508796
fucking hell

that's ridiculously, literally looks pregnant

>>75508796
the fuck is wrong with him
he looks like a beachball

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>>75508832
yes they do you fuckwit

CONROO MCGIGHYUR was putting on good shows in bush leagues, maybe he's an example you'll understand

>>75508856
Starching a tomato can isn't my idea of a great fight...there are good knockouts but I like back & forth shit. Honestly Goober hasn't been in many great fights at all, just with Diaz really

>>75508796
Holy shit, you can stop at every frame and he will have visible round gut but with abs on it. Shit is as spooky as a werewolf bar mitzvah

>>75508886
Even if we agree on this (I personally like seeing amateurs destroy everyone before they get gold later in big promotions), In Australia we get decent local promotions screened on public access. The difference is that it isn't 6' roided bjj fighters against 0-0 40yo new japan wrestlers

stop defending rizin

>>75508350
Cub Swanson vs Doo Hoo Choo Fo

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Shots fired

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>>75508927
Webm related is ridiculous, but they've also got Cruickshank, Saiga, Rena, Horiguchi, etc. being matched in competitive fights. It's not a circus from top to bottom and the first half of the last event was easily better than some of the stinker PPV main cards that the UFC has done this year.

>>75509012
Is this that "fight" where Gabi's opponent thought it wasn't real or something?

>>75509022
Never heard that. Garcia had already had a couple fights in Rizin at that point so there's no reason she shouldn't have known.

>>75509012

what the hell just happened here?

>>75508985
kek

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>>75509012
She could have just submitted the old lady instead of beating the shit out of her

>>75509065
I thought the old broad wasn't an MMA fighter or something?

>>75509169
she was a pro wrestler. never fought a day in her life

>>75509201
That's what I thought

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>>75508985
or maybe burn ward cause that was straight fire

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>>75509169
She's mostly a pro wrestler but she had a little bit of MMA experience, certainly more than Bork or CM Punk when they came into the UFC.

>>75509246
japan stats are worthless, stop playing the dude

LET ME BANG BRO

>>75509275
I've seen this so many times but only recently I got where it's from

>>75509275
I DO LET YOU BANG

>>75509275
I do let you bang

>>75509270
Well like I said before, it's more about Cruickshank, Horiguchi, etc. Take away the freak fights and you've still got a solid card left. Sounds like you haven't actually bothered to watch one.

>>75508985
*eyes tear up*
*autistically assaults you*

>>75509289
>>75509292


LET ME BANG AGYIN

>>75509289
>>75509292
LET ME BANG AGAIN

>>75509323
>>75509324
*forcibly hugs you*
I do

I do let you bang bro

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Someone here has got to be a hoarder and saved everything that was ever posted

Does anyone have this webm?

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/ZTm76hd5i_sB4_NpqVmz9g/

I need it because reasons

I think Cody is not my boy anymore

Dilly has truly legit excuse for his abandoning of TAM. Ludwig was the one helping TJ in TAM, and if he felt he was good because of him why not follow him to his new camp? While Cody is making up bullshit claims, not only about him being a snake, but about KO vid he is yet to show, about ending someone's career while the dude himself said it wasn't TJ.

Also Cody acts like asshole unprovoced

BIg money has come in on Jorge

I told you guys to get on him @ + money while you could. Now you've missed your chance.

>>75509348
Agreed, dilly is my boy now.

>>75509348
>Also Cody acts like asshole unprovoced
This is what i disliked about him from day one. He is clearly extremely insecure on top of being dumb as a brick, so whenever he feels threatened by anyone he immediately lashes out physically, eyes tearing up and all. Hell, the first time i noticed him was on TUF when he started shit with Conor for trying to warn Uriah about TJ. Conor was having bantz and all, but he was legit trying to look out for Uriah, and Cody felt SUPER threatened by Conor acting alpha around his idol so he immediately lashed out. And now he's using Conor's memes.

>>75509373
Also if you are dumb enough to bet on Maia he I see the underdog now. Remember what Brown was doing to him in the third round? Jorge lands shots like that and he isn't letting up.