\hoc\ - no hokkei edition

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What should I do?

No hockey on.

>>75504753
Post butt

>>75504753
ban everyone that mentions reddit. and keep doing it everytime they do.

>>75504753
Let me fuck you on livestream

>>75504753
read

>>75504753
>not watching whl

>>75504833
shut up, memebase

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>>75504853
because we keep giving them greyhound tickets to edmonton

>>75504877
wow so the guy that calls everything reddit is new?

HOW WOULD I HAVE EVER GUESSED THAT

/a/

>>75504883
http://bc.ctvnews.ca/mobile/sask-government-gives-homeless-men-one-way-bus-tickets-to-b-c-1.2810950

Ummm.... no sweetie

>poogina poots

>>75505054
>Saskatchewan

nobuddy gives a fuck bud

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i sure hope this hoc thread is better than the last o....

>>75505131
stop posting busts and it will be

>>75504787
Now I'm first in the thread bwahaha.

>>75505133
this is fake as fuck ron is a cuck

Reminder that the oilels will not win a single game more this postseason

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>>75505102
>British Cucklumbia

Might aswell call it Chinese Columbia bud

>>75504712
is that adam sessler? how'd he go from licking morgan webbs feet to subway commercials

>>75505201
nice try I live in quebec mon ami, at least we tell muzzies to take their dishrag off.

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>>75505190
*blocks your meme*

>>75505239
Buy ten bottles of Tylenol from your nearest Jean Coutu and down them all.

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>>75505201
>vancouver is all of BC
nobody cares about literally who provinces, go hang out with new brunswick or chugitoba

VEGAS GODDAMMIT

>>75505366
>literally who provinces

dude y'all got like 6, there are literally who states, but all the provinces are important.

except yukon territory. fuck yukon territory.

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>>75505370
who /lifelong/ here?

>>75505381
saskatchewan is not important lol

>Oilers win SCF Game 7 at home
>they dump oil on the crowd instead of confetti

>>75505239
Vous etes tout aussi mauvais que vous, le parti libéral et le sympathisant du bloc quebecois

>>75505381
all four of the maritime provinces, plus manitoba, saskatchewan, and the territories are irrelevant. the only important ones are ontario, quebec, and to a lesser extent alberta.

yukon is pretty but nobody lives there. BC should just annex it desu

>>75505400
shut up

>>75505405
tapette hang yourself in your mothers closet

>>75505405
you are half pee and half sperm

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>>75505383
I bet you weren't even a fan of the LV Wranglers you bandwagon casual

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>>75505421
and you are all tit-less

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>\hoc\
What is that faggot shit, I couldn't even search it

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>>75505416
Fucking disgusting frog I will shit on the Fleur de lis

>>75505425
i was when i would fly down there to gamble desu. never actually went to the games tho.

>>75505501
I'm an anglo wanna fight bud

>>75505512
I'm actually very confident I can beat anyone up on /hoc/ provided they are 160 pounds or lower.

Ducks fan here.
Oilers will sweep the series, I hope McMeme kills that faggot Perry.

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>>75505512
>Anglo in Québec

Kill yourself bud

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>>75504753
>implying

SHOW US TIDDES

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>>75505590
No, you're just regular fat

Here you go bud

>>75505590
unless you're over 160 pounds like this, then I can probably win in a fight too

>>75505590
That's just fat.

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>>75505590

>so fat janny deleted my pic
Damn...

>>75505605
He needs cardio.

>>75505622
Which team do you cheer for? Go for a run, man.

>>75505622
for fucks sake man have some dignity
do some high intensity intervals before you cock and balls shrivel up and fall off

>>75505709
MOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>75505624
Goes without saying, everyone needs cardio don't fall for the flavour of the month meme

>>75505709
which team do you cheer for

>>75505743
Jets

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>>75505709

>>75505709
now THIS is prime /hog/

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>>75505709
you got a fat lower back, how in the fuck is that possible?

>>75505768
It's called love handles

>>75505776
love handles my ass, you could hoist him with a crane with those things

>>75505768
that's what happens when you completely neglect your body over long periods and your testosterone levels are kill

dude probably can't get his dick past half-chub

so are we posting nude photos here like it's /fit/ or /soc/ or what

>>75505813
no hokkei on so what does it even matter, nobody is contributing any hockey discussion, this isn't HFBoards

>>75505709
You're already in excess skin territory. You're fucked even if you lose all the extra weight.

>>75505798
i feel a strong urge to start going to the gym again. man, thank god i worked warehouse jobs when i was younger

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Can't stand this cunt

>>75505909
it happened to me too, i think it happens to most, or at least a whole lot of dudes sometime in their 20's

nowadays i run hard HIIT twice a week and do some walking and such with my gal, as well as maintain reasonable diet. being healthy pays off

>>75505813
Should I post my soft dongle when I have to watch baseket ball instead of hoc on my day off

>>75505909
>warehouse jobs

how are your knees

>>75505936
it would be cool to see who on /hoc/ has the biggest dongle

it's probably me

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How much Meth does he smurf in Winnipeg?

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>>75505946
We could all ask you the same thing

Is the NHL really going to give the MVP trophy to a dude that was 25th place in goals behind total memes just because they had christened him before he ever got a contract

>>75505967
is that thing street legal? does it go over 35 mph?

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>>75505934
>being healthy pays off
this is truth dude, seriously. i mostly just stick to a good diet, and do not gorge. also not drinking tons like i did in my early 20s helps keep the weight off.

>>75505946
fine desu. i saw the lifers there with shit knees and took precautions in working

>>75505986
absolutely BTFO

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>>75505967

>>75505986
shut the fuck up piggthews

>>75505946
>tfw warehousing at the moment to save for school

Its the hips and lower back that get to me. Can't beat a livable wage though.

>>75506064
>Its the hips and lower back that get to me
>tfw lifting safely means you go slow as fuck and your supervisor gives you shit

sucks man, i've been there

>that time in 2014 when you laughed at Kippers posts and nowadays he just literally spams the threads with bait and really dumb questions hoping to get (You)votes
Sad. Not even Sad! Just sad.

>>75506064
>>75506076
I worked at an airport, I feel your pain.

>>75505201
remember when the squid totally beefed it?

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I wonder (((who))) could be responsible for this

tfw you do a sneak attack on your cat and give her a head scratch and a side scratch

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>>75506167
>men with cats

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>hockey comes back tomorrow
>it's shit games

>>75506503
which series are you looking forward to the most?

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>>75506551
Pens vs. Caps

Should really be the ECF.

Fuck Bettman's new mememe seeding.

>>75506503
No its the best games
Oilers are going to destroy the cucks

>>75506587
Oilels ate gonna get rekt to be desu

>>75506064
how would one get this warehouse job and does he need experience?

have applied to a few administrative office positions but now I just wanna give up cuz no one wants me

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>>75506587
Terrible fucking post.

>>75506606
Great fucking post.

I've been reading a lot of reddit posts and forums and a majority of people think the oilers are going to win.

What makes them the odds on favorite to beat the ducks?

>>75506663
I really want the oilers to win

should I bet 100 dollars on them?

>>75506663
The Ducks rely on meme puck moving defencemen that can't stop McDavid like Vlasic-Braun did. Carlyle is going to chase the Kesler-McDavid matchup so hard that he will let McLellan dictate when Getzlaf gets on the ice. This is how Edmonton held a 29 goal/76 point defenceman pointless in 5/6 games

>>75506639
Man, no experience at all for general stuff. If you get real lucky they will teach you how to drive forklift. Being able to forklift is basically easy shitty enployment for life.

I'd say the big thing is the job sucks hard initially. Like really bad. Takes a few weeks before you get good enough to be lazy.

>>75506663
delusion, mostly.

betting markets still have ducks ahead.

>>75506679
you should bet your house and your mom on them

WHY NO HOCKEY ???

https://streamable.com/8xvl4

lol made me smile

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goodnight /hoc/

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>>75506903

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Rate my new pants

>>75506924
JESUS CHRIST WHO THE FUCK WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY THAT SHIT?

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HAHHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAH HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>REDDITHAWKS
>THEY WILL NEVER EVER RECOVER

>>75506924
looking good

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>>75506953

>>75505967

>finnish hairlines

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTUAyQ4Fcsg/?taken-by=sirrodstewart

:)

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>>75506503
>two hottest goaltenders facing each other
>"shit games"

sry we can't provide u with le king nothing, le sidnay vs. le grate rooski, and le #65'ators tomorrow me friend-o. thurday will surely b mooch bettar

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>>75506953
Truthbomb. With different refs this time too. Hawkies got fucked by refball.

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>>75507069

>>75506953
oh my fuggkhin gaaahd

never thought i'd live to see a moment this unforgettable

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>>75507069
holy shit.... i think this reply is un-ironic

I got the scripts for the final guys
It's Preds-Caps with Subban getting the MVP
for some reason there's a long diatribe here about Subban hating on whites. I don't think it's correct to be honest

>>75507098
Does Montreal burn to the ground?

>>75507098
>when the nashville fans think their team is invincible because they beat the dried-up shitbirds

>>75507255
I'm a >rags fan m8, just going on what the script says

>>75507267
ah ok damn, Bettman must have his eye on some real nice oceanfront property to build on over the summer to have sold the leaks

>>75507321
desu

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Laughing SO HARD at the morbidly obese janny. Go on. Chase it you fat fuck.

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>>75507490

No disrespect to the preds, I'm a firm believer that Nashville sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs the Hawks of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Hawks play great hockey it's just not fair.

If the Hawks lose again I will face that the Preds deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Hawks and the NHL.

>>75507511
>allowing only 2 goals
>fluke
I'd say the Preds are just the better team

>>75507511
nigga they lost 4 times
watch the nfl playoffs and go cry there

>>75507511
I'd bet 10 bucks that this text was taken from reddit tbf

>>75507511
le reddit man

>>75507526
Ill take that offer but with 10 stinky greek dollers

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F

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Should the NHL have the Hawks and Preds redo their series in case it was a big fluke?

No disrespect to the preds, I'm a firm believer that Nashville sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs the Hawks of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Hawks play great hockey it's just not fair.

If the Hawks lose again I will face that the Preds deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Hawks and the NHL.

>>75507980
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/67mjun/should_the_nhl_have_the_hawks_and_preds_redo/

Greece uses euros, so I can live with that. You can send them to my PO box

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>>75507989
>Autistic kid
>wears Wings jersey

Films just have a way of getting it right

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>>75508018
>mad
>at wings
lmao at you tbf

>>75508031
>negro
>wears wing jersey

Pottery

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>>75508034
>still mad
>at wings
I think I found the real autist

Do you think that if the Canucks manage to win the draft lottery, would it be possible to get the Avalanche top swap 1st round picks at the cost of Tyson Jost?

>>75508042
>reddit
>wings jerseys

Good lord

>>75508042
>Michelle still doesn't understand what hockey is
>"what do you mean they play on ice?"
>"what is ice?"

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>>75508048
>still
>mad
Wow...

>>75508050
Don't be rude please

>>75508061
>manlets
>wings jersey

Disgusting desu

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>>75508068
A mad life is a sad life

>>75508077
Does his right breast say Rats?

Sounds about right for detroit.

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>>75508079
Did you wake up this angry? If so, do you know why?

>>75508089
>more reddit

Already established thats disgusting

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>>75508097
Why are you avoiding my questions?

>>75508106
>trump in the background

Wings support facism

RANGERS DYNASTY NOW BOIS
6 RINGS FOR KING HENRIK COMING UP

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>>75508113
I hope you find whatever it is that is troubling you. Being this angry at a team isn't healthy

>>75508113
isn't Trump a >rags fan?

>>75508127
>boxed icecream

Degeneracy

>>75508113
BLORMPF BTFO

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So whats the deal with this monke?

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>>75508138
>>75508159

>rags

>>75508282
>kongs

>>75507511
>reddit: the movie

>>75508184
its pretty early in the morn to be so smuk

>>75505325

Canada is the only country in the world where you can buy codeine over the counter so he might as well buy t1s instead so he can at least trip balls while his liver shuts down

>>75508282
>rags

>>75508504
>mixed with caffeine

nein

>mixed with acetaminophen

enjoy killing your liver

>>75508504
You're a Winnipiglet? You don't say!

Havent posted in a few days

>>75508828
Still haven't, I posted the post I'm replying to

>>75508828
you've missed a lot of bans

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>>75508184
Thats one cheeky chimp

>>75508852
ive been in orbit around mars the last 2 days
wut happened?

>>75508862
the usual when no hockey is on

how do i into looking at hockey puck?

>>75508870
watch some of the ol' foxtrax footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpLoLObEFQY

>>75508870
Buy a larger tv so that you can see the puck

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our year la(next year)

>>75508870
fuck off we're full

>>75508870
Trust your instincts. Reach out with your feelings

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>>yfw first second round in 11 years
I'm so stoked. You faggots have no Idea..
I'm so excited. You have no idea.

>>75508914
horse fucker

>>75508960
why would you do that?
now she will never post bum, nice job asshole

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easy win tonight lads

>>75508960
>she

>>75508914
I live 5 min walk to rogers place

u jelly?

>>75508914
and Anaheim will BTFO you for all eternity.

>>75509127
>I live in edmonton are you jealous
no

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Your 2018-2038 Rocket Richard winnerd

>>75509226
he's 19 his birthday was last week

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>>75509215
>no
Why?

>>75509226
>18 years old
>that hairline

R.I.P in peace

>>75509277
hes a fucking lanklet as well

absolutely_disgusting.jpg

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>coilers even in the playoffs
I am so happy bros. been a fan since the early 90's
I AM SO HAPPY

have actually had to watch basketball the last two nights. what is wrong with your scheduling

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>>75509382
>making the playoffs is an accomplishment

Sign of degeneracy and the need to relocate

Aivis Kalniņš @A_Kalnins
Per source, Montreal Canadiens have come to terms with KHL free agent Jakub Jerabek.
9:40 AM - 26 Apr 2017

>>75509395
I would've killed for a first round sweep.
I'm so excited. You pens fans have no idea since you've only existed since 2006

>>75509401
This is a cool picture, mind if I save it?

>>75509410
xD

>>75509410
>only existed since 2006

Try 91 you fiend. Oilers fans are gretzky babbys

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>>75508914
>>75509382
Me too brothers. This is a dream come true, after all those dark years, we are finally good.
Cant wait to watch Puljus oilers dominate the league like we did back in the day of kurris oilers.
Its a good time to be an oilerade.

>>75509410
>not even the best team in your province

Have fun being swept

>>75509455
>not even the best team in your province
reminder that this is why philthy is eternally butthurt. always second fiddle in the state

>>75509470
you know a town is shit when they set the state capital 100 miles away despite being the largest center in the state

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We're used to flimflam fans eternally crying over >our teams. Kinda like the Jets, they were a pretty good team back in the day, and they even managed to win a single cup. But the Oilers were just that much better, and it really pisses them off to this day.

>>75508914
>cause you stole all those first round picks

WOOP-DEE-DOO

>>75509429
I'm 31 years old.
My favourite series was against Dallas in 1997, when you didn't exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRWxRXROag&t=176s

>>75509516
>Edmemeton had to beg Uncle Gary to rig draft lotterys
>Still mediocre team
>had to steal Chia from Boston
>Still mediocre team

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>>75509277
>tfw youre a balding manlet

man 4chang is sure great for my self-esteem!

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>>75509388
>watching chimp ball

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>>75509529
>im 31 years old
>when you didnt exist

>>75509568
fuck off

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>>75509568
sorry guys.
I >analhemine. >Dalloss
I have cancer, hey yeah, now stop feeling sorry for me... just kidding. Go Oilers@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75509552
you can still be rich anon

>>75509550
Yeah, but >we still made the second round. So smell my nuts, fag.

I can't tell who is going to win the Nashville - St Louis series. Is Allen for real? Are the Preds for real?

I can see both winning out but could easily see one revert back to regular season form.

>>75509743
what is this new >meme?

>>75509754
preds in 5

You now remember 36 Chambers

>>75509760
>we
>new
get out redddit

I planned on eating burgers during the game, but not now. I had a fight with burger king and now it is impossible to eat there again. So I went inside and the cashier ignored me, straight up focusing on drive-throughs instead.

I stood there, being disrespected for a full five to seven minutes, watching the cashier serving two entire drive-through workers.

Finally, I left, throwing my hand up in the air and saying 'whats the matter, you can't do two things at once?' while giving outraged faces to other people patronizing the restaurant.

From the parking lot, I went straight to the drive through, and ordered six double whoppers with extra mustard, mayo, and bacon. The dumb cunt said it would be some $20 and to pull off.

Then I just keep my car there. I wait, giving them ample time to start preparing the six double whoppers. Staring ahead, the cashier is sticking her arm out the window and motioning me to come forward.

I wait. After forcing her to do this some three or four times, I floor it. I blow straight past her and make brief eye contact with her while cackling madly. Just enough eye contact so that it registers in her puny brain that I was one and the same person that she ignored inside the restaurant. Did I do the right fucking thing or what my friends?

>>75509754
SMASHville PREDATORS in 6

>>75509772
dumb jew

>>75509782
Yes you did. But if you are going to splurge on tastey burgers, why BK???

>>75509783
you mispelled predditors
dont make this mistake again

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>>75509782
Lel, you fag

>>75509830
*shoots you*

>>75509782
Nice /ck/ post faggot

>>75509743
>2nd round
>accomplishment

Prarie nigger degeneracy

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>tfw guy with liver cancer
Go Oilers
Good luck Dicks

>reddithawks

>>75505612
>>75505737
>>75505751
>>75505768
How fat was he?>>75505776

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>>75504712
This feeling sucks

>>75509933
25-30% body fat I'd say

>>75509875
shut up pajeet/chin

>>75509961
>having to wait over a decade to brag about the second round

C O I L E R S

O

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>>75510034
fuck off

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>>75510034
Hey at least they've won a first round

>>75510034
not even an oilers fan, you're just a faggot
t. jest guy

>>75510059
NO PLAYOFF WINS IN 17 YEAR HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>75510059
>he hasnt even experienced playoffs hokkei

opinion disregarded

>>75510050
only took not one not two not three
BUT FOUR NUMBER 1 PICKS

>>75510117
But they didn't have to tank to get yakupov, they genuinely sucked that year

>>75510065
>implying anyone cares about the Atlanta years

>>75510129
ANd some how they sold out every single game

>>75510154
Those were the best years though

its been 9 years since i last saw >my team lift the cup

how do you guys do it? how do you not kill yourselves

>>75510173
I've never seen my team get past the first round

>>75510173
Not revolving my life around hokkei?

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>>75510182
>he has a life

>>75509933
eh wasn't quite obese i guess but was mega out of shape, little to no muscles to speak of. torso looked funny.

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>tfw the reward for beating the ducks is that they'll have face the Preds

It's not fair guys

>>75510314
I saved it
Everyone laugh at the fat americuck
https://ibb.co/dnxhT5

>>75510417
just how new are you

>>75510417
He's pretty fat, but I'm just amazed at how he has zero muscle mass whatsoever.

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>>75510417
it's disgusting all over again

>>75510442
right? you almost have to try to have that little amount of muscle

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>>75510387
>Implying
WCF will be ducks vs preds

come play haxball
room is spee hoc
pass hokkie
preds will win in 6

>>75510537
>pass hokkie
that's not how this works

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>my team might never win the cup
t. jets fan

>>75510173
And I may never see the Yotes or Blue Jackets win a cup, so fuck off

how can one team be so undeniably reddigt?

>>75510173
Fuck off wongs

>>75509550
>Flimflams this mad

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>>75510519
Ummm no sweetie

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How do you get a canadian gf

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>>75510755
Uh yes, honey

>>75510759
Dip your cock in maple syrup and they will come

>>75510759
Put maple syrup on your dick

>>75510759
learn mandarin, be a Chinese manufacturing billionaire

>>75510786
>>75510800
>>75510803

Thanks guys, think I can do at least one of those things

why do edmongolians think they can beat the ducks?

>>75510819
hubris over small accomplishments. they are this years version of the >stors

No disrespect to the preds, I'm a firm believer that Nashville sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs the Hawks of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Hawks play great hockey it's just not fair.

If the Hawks lose again I will face that the Preds deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Hawks and the NHL.

>>75510759
become friends with an ameribull and he'll give you his scraps afterwards

>>75510819
because they barely limped past a broken shorks team and have false confidence

>>75510828
At least post the whole thing fag
>>75506598

>>75510835
a fine american specimen like this >>75510417?

>>75510867
yeah that'd probably work for a canadian woman

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>>75510782
Umm no sugar bear

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>>75510948
Yes hunny bunny

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>>75510973
Ummmm no cutie patootie

stop

is everyone unbanned now :3

>>75510608
I think laine or Eichel will go down as 2 great players to never win the cup. maybe both.

>Laine confirmed Schefeile-babby

>"Talking fit, give me your best Patrik Laine story from this season."
>"The game in Toronto. I gave him a pass and he scored. We get to the bench, and he’s like [whispers], "Hey, can you get me one more." I was like, "What are you talking about?” He’s like, “It would be my 30th.” I said, “OK, we can do that.” He ended up getting the 30th right at the end of the second. That was funny. His shot is outrageous."

>>75511119
buffalo will win 2023

>>75511131
and matthews is a wait beside the net for hyman to feed him babby

>>75511212
>not a pick up garbage from Hymens shit shot babby

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>>75511131
>matthews

>>75511321
looks like crosby vs ovi

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>>75511321
>he thinks im a Matthews fan

Sorry, sweetie

>>75511321
you forgot laine's goal on the other end

>>75511321
Who cares where he scores them from? Matthews has more goals = better player end. of. story.

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>>75511400

>>75511321
are you saying taking shots from far away is better than taking shots from nearby?

are you trying to compare wingers to centers?

>>75511393
>that flag
>that team
cucklord

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Are those two butthurt americans still here? Tell them I am going to kick their ass

Also post yfw the Soilers get btfo tonight

>>75511439
Fuck off Wheat eater

>>75511439
the playoffs always bring about you retards

>>75511419
Matthews has more goals overall and just watching both of them you can tell he's better
Not to mention there going to make him captain next season and Laine wont even have an A

hockey is meer hours away from tenderly licking my eyeballs again

I-is it safe to do /hoc/ yet?

>>75511419
Now compare their Playoff stats

>>75511454
ah I guess you must be some lobster roll eating faggot from Nova Scotia

>>75511462
thats because matthews is the only talented player they have, just like how mcmemeid got captaincy

>>75511476
>mad
>at lobster rolls

Jesus Poccahontis, get back to your peace pipe and smoke signals, you metis peice of shit

>>75511447
i haven't seen him yet, we know he's a reddithawks fan tho

>>75511476
>not liking lobster rolls
how fuckin pleb can you get

>>75511514
I'm pretty sure one of them is a Devils fag

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>>75511017
Wanna bang?