Utah Jazz @ LA Clippers game 5

>jizz
get it?

>>75504244
LA fans are always so original

Fucking hell, brodie gave it all tonight. So sad to watch him go out at the end like that

>tfw live in Utah but cheering for the Clippers

>>75504312
>Being this much of a cuck

>>75504312
Was that you I saw at the game on sunday with a lakers jersey tucked under your brand new Chris Paul jersey?

Pass the fucking ball to me

>clippers

butt ugly ginger oaf looking ass nigga

Why does CP3 have such a thicc booty?

Gordon Hayward is the fucking GOAT

>>75504356
>being cucked into believing that you MUST follow the team closest to you
If they relocated, I wouldn't care. That would just make room for a better team to come eventually. Actually, funny story while I have you guys.

>talking with a Jazz fan yesterday
>someone compares them to the Cowboys in the sense that they make the playoffs and then screw themselves over every time
>Jazz fan says it's the worst analogy he's ever heard in his entire life because (and I quote), "The Jazz have won more championships than the Cowboys."

>cant even see the midriff of the cheerleaders

absolutely awful, apply yourself clippers

do the players fuck the cheerleaders?

pls say no

KDOT
D
O
T

Jazz could be up by 15 if they could actually hit their wide fucking opens hots

>dribble dribble
>shoot 3
>miss
>defensive rebound
>repeat

Absolutely killyourselves

>Jazz with all these meme 3 point tries

Fucking stop it

chubby chuck gave me a chubby chuck, nam saying?

What's worse? Being the fan of team you know is shit and won't amount to anything that year, or being a Clippers fan and watching the team do well going into the playoffs and choking as soon as they become the favorite to win the series?

>>75504718
Clippers were only favorites for the few days that Gobert was dead

Most people expect Jazz to sweep in 6 now

>wasting a timeout just to sub in an answer to GOATbert

Doc is the worst fucking coach in the league. Sub in at dead balls like a competent fucking coach

>>75504821

every betting site has clippers as favorites.

If you saw Gordon Hayward in real life, not knowing he was an nba player, what do you think his occupation would be?

how can black bois even compete?

>>75504940
>6'8" white guy

i'd guess he has an online shop where he makes an okay living selling chinese imported shoes and shirts for tall guys

>>75504865

He signed his own son. That sums up everything.

>>75504865
this is not really debatable at this point, doc is a clown

>>75504940

I met him at fry's in Indiana. He was making a gaming pc

>>75504940
male model

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Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the NBA tournament/finals/ whatever dumb shit you guys call it was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real SPORTS FAN) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs

>>75504940
nerd accountant

>>75505029
Cool you fat fuck

Meme state is going to booty blast either of these teams

Why doesn't Doc Rivers' son, Austin, look like his dad?

>>75505110
It's his wife's son, actually.

>>75504962
fuck off idiot

>>75505029
This is growing on me

>>75505151

Don't be sour

Brodie would carry this Jazz team to the Finals

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>>75505029
>great, it's this post again

Ahh sweetie you have to eat at shitty In n Out instead of superior Whataburger? Ohh sweetie thats so sad, enjoy your shitty generic garbage one trick pony In n Out meme style burger sweetie

For real tho who here who's not /pacific/ is actually gonna to stay up for the whole thing?

>Tag Team singing Whoomp There it is

How can you still be milking that song?

>>75505331
Almost 10PM in Utah now. Taking my sleeping pill and I'll fall asleep whenever

>>75505331

I'm east coast but follow the clippers religiously, They're unironically my favorite team that doesn't have Lebron James

Halftime in a playoff game involving the largest city in the USA and we're at 46 posts, holy shit /sp/ is dead

>>75505352
t. Grandpa
>>75505367
You crazy nigga

ERNIE SLINGING EVEN MORE PUSS WITH THE AUTOTUNE

>>75505445
You mean Clops and Jizz don't have the fanbase. For me, the series died along with Blake's succulent toe

OOOOOOWEEEEUUUUUUUOOOOOOOH

No way the Clippers are winning this game.

They look pathetic.

They're playing Brandon Bass and Paul Pierce unironically.

Doc needs to be fired.

Jazz have this easily.

>>75505518
this is some 3rd rate high school basketball

lol cp /shook/

CLIP CITY CHIP CITY

don't @ me

>>75505645
he need sum milk

a;so chek dese dubbie

First to 70 points wins

this fucking defense man, limiting both teams to 9 points this quarter. Don't know who wins this series, but whoever wins golden state is fucked next round.

>>75505681
kek

Whats the difference between Joe Johnson and Joe Ingles?

I want to see Doc smack the shit out of Austin

I S O J O E
I S O J O E
I S O J O E
I S O J O E
I S O J O E

>>75505750
one is offensive jesus the other is the defensive jesus

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CLIPPERS FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

literally nobody cares about these 2 shitter teams, delete this thread

THEY SAY DON'T PUT UP 40 SHOTS A GAME

>>75505806
I care.

>Paul in with 11 mins left

He'll be gassed with 4 mins left, more realistically 5

CP3 is shook

does lebron have superior cardio to everyone because hes on the keto diet?

>cloppers

absolutely fucking disgusting

doc is a fraud

>58 points in the 4th quarter
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jazz with the team d

why are these teams trying so hard to earn the right to get swept by the memeiors?

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mfw when we win the game

How is Doc a salaried NBA coach in the year 2017?

>>75505806
Utah Jazz is the only team in the west that can beat GSW.

>>75505806
I care. I finished the Grizz/Spurs postgame presser before posting.

I mean.. I guess we should care which of these two dumpster fires gets to be swept by the Warriors, but this is fucking awful

>>75505871

got carried to a title by one of the most loaded squads in recent history so people think hes good

Joe Ingles will literally LOCK DOWN that mulatto twink.

how is it a foul if there is contact AFTER the shot is taken?

Neto no

>it's a the Clippers flop on every 3 attempt to try to get free throws game

these ones are always so boring

>>75505898
they have to land cleanly. i don't make the rules.

>>75505898
gotta give the shooter landing space breh. but Redick flopped

wtf jazz

If the Jazz choke this away I'm committing myself to sudoku.

good lord

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feels good man

>Utah Jizz

come on Hill

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>ywn swap lives with gordon hayward for a day
why live

Are there flashers in the crowd?

>the jazz are so trash they can't even put away this garbage clipper team

Remind us why it is that anyone should care about these teams

>>75505978
how many times are you going to post in this thread my man?

Drayass is so shook at seeing a healthy Gobert

>>75505978

they are doing it right now you dumbass

>THE SHANTY TOWN OF LOS ANGELES

AHAHHAHHAA

The Jazz literally only lost two games because they didn't have Rudy. Jazz have consistently shown to be one of the best in the west when they have a healthy lineup.

M O R M O N D A G G E R
O
R
M
O
N
D A G G E R

these commentators
>implying traveling is ever called in the modern NBA.

>you will never be gordon hayward

feels bad man

THE FIX IS IN

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>>75506008
fuck off

refball

Right back at ya

>refs being this blatant about bailing out the big market team

>>75506026
isn't JJ Reddit just a manlet sized version of Hayward

>>75505966

What a chad

Redick will go join the Sixers and win a ring

>>75506026
>good at vidya
>good at basketball
>good looks
too bad he's in Utah

I S O J O E
S
O
J
O
E

>>75506060
>55
>06060
witnessed

Why doesn't Crisp All leave the Clippers dumpster fire and join a real team?

BASED JOE

>>75506070
This fucking series is delivering wew

>>75506073
He most likely will. He'll opt-out and explore chances unless Doc can sign and trade Blake somewhere.

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>this lob city memeteam is finally finished and will get blown up

WTF /nba/ TOLD ME GORDON HAYWARD WAS SHOOK

>>75506065
>too bad he's in Utah
what did he mean by this

>>75506065
>>good at vidya

What?

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yfw the clippers win the game

>>75506093

Yeah I have no clue, Utah would be amazing to live in

>mostly white people
>low cost of living
>cheap mansions
>dem mountains
>lots of white tail to pull
>no traffic

sign me up please

>>75506123
gordon is a twitch streamer

HODNEY ROOD

>get paid 15 million a year to put a ball in a net like a good trained chimp

>can't shoot freethrows

>>75506126
Not happenin boyo

>>75506128
Mormon girls like it in the ass because that's not "sex" in a literal term.

t. Aussie traveller.

>Floppers

Lmao at your life

>>75506144

nice

share a story friend

fucking flop

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>>75506137
Its ok we will win in a 7 game series

>JJ REDSHIT FLOPPING

shocker

Fucking REFBALL FUCK OFF

I'm a Lakers fan cuz I live in LA but now I have become a Clippers fan because they have more potential

>>75506155
I fucked a few mormon girls in the ass when i was in Utah/Salt Lake city.


That's the story.

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>>75506171
how bout you fuck off bitch

>JJ Reddit is still alive

when did reddit get all those tattoos?

>>75506172
kys

GORDON HAYWARD IS STILL SHOOK I REPEAT GORDON HAYWARD IS STILL SHOOK

>>75506172

I'm a lakers fan and I live in San Diego

I'm also a rams fan too

lel

Dont choke jazzies
D the fuck up

>>75506172
>lakersfan
fuck outta here

>>75506172
>potential
>Clips breaking up and rebuilding in the upcoming off season

>>75506174

cool

>>75506198
born and raised in LA what you expect me to support idiot?

why is austin rivers on the court im literally lmaoing

>>75506133
Nice. Does he do it often?

>>75506174
Actual Mormon here, let me tell you bud there are only two possibilities here. 1. You are lying, or 2. Those girls are not mormon. Or at least not practicing

little black bois btfo

WHY WASN'T THERE A FOUL ON THE THREE

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be careful buddy i dont want them to call a tech on chris

Jazz getting murdered
NO FOUL
>Redshit flops
FOUL

Gordo would waste CP3 lmao

fucking niglet chimp

>>75506174
>telling lies on the internet

>Hayward dropping a wide open rebound and chomping out

S H O O K

Why is it a double technical?


Haward did nothing wrong

>>75506222

because silver wants LA to get a game 7

CP getting into the white boi's head
Dont fall for it jazzies

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

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Chris Paul is such a fag. Deserved a T for sure.

Fucking niggers.

>>75506220
Are Mormons allowed internet?

>>75506243

basketball is a black mans sport

Bull fuck, that's all Paul chimping out.

>Ingles

Utah picking up bums off the street?

double tech lmao...some nice home ball here

>FLOP-P-3

>>75506260
t. Hayward

CLUTCH

JOE JOHNSON STRIKES AGAIN

Based joe

iso joe

I S O
S
O

J O E
O
E

iso joe been money lately

>>75506253
Don't you have a kangaroo to shag m8?

>that ballmer face

kek

ISO MOTHAFUCKING JOE

WHO CAN STOP THIS MAN

how clutch can one nigga be

Nevermind I'm not a Clippers fan I am now a Utah Jazz fan

>>75506220
I was in Utah (and the rest of the states) as a touring guitarist for an Australian Christian / mormon-ish lite-rock band.

NO OT TONIGHT

J O E
O
E

>>75506243
>nothing wrong

he's white

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J U S T
U
S
T

joe is so based, hall of famer?

REFBALL LMAO

nice sport

is Joe Johnson the clutchest motherfucker in the league right now?

Who capped that ballmer face

REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L

JOE JOHNSON THE TYPE A NIGGA TO SAVE YOU FROM GETTIN YOUR ASS BEAT AND TELL YOU STOP BEING A BITCH

The refs

>>75506286
the brooklyn nets

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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>75506302

Buys you nothing except disappointment.

Why did Gobert get called for that foul?

>CPISS3 LITERALLY GRABBING ON GOBERT TO HUG
>GETS FREETHROWS

FUCKING REFBALL

DELET THIS SHIT

NAHHH NA NA NAHH NAHHHHHH

NAHHH NA NA NAHH NAHHH NAHHHH

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>CLOPPERS

>>75506319
god i fucking hate cp

>>75506307
The popcorn guy from the 76ers '80-81 season is in the hall of fame and he was a blind, deaf mute standing 4'4 in cuban heels.

So yeah, they will let any bum in the HoF

>play dirty and try to deceive the refs at every opportunity
>shit can't win shit

is Chris Paul the worst player in NBA history?

>>75506325
because the NBA would rather see GS vs LA than GS vs small market

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WHY DO THEY CHOKE

>>75506336

Let the fucker suffer by losing all the time.

>>75506343
jazzies will make it a more interesting series

WE KNOW The Cloppers will just get BTFO

If Blake Griffin was healthy this would be an easy win

>It's a Doc pretending he knows what he's doing

They really need to eliminate time outs from basketball

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>>75506356
well he's not

>barely winning with blake out
MUH BUCKS

now the blazers are gone im going to jump on this jazz bandwagon.

Joe Ingles is my boy now

>>75506356
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>75506362

They need to eliminate free throws

>>75506367
>Bucks
Cloppers fan

>>75506356
it would be easier if you had Michael Jordan

>>75506370
>Slo-mo Joe
>Commonwealth brothers.

I generally dislike Canadians as a matter of principle but you i don't mind.

>>75506356

Let's focus on who's playing and not about what ifs.

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ALL I CAN DO IS JUMP REALLY HIGH

ALL I CAN DO IS DUNK

CAN I MAKE JUMP SHOTS? NO

CAN I MAKE FREE THROWS? NO

ALL MY FIELD GOALS ARE SCORED IN THE PAINT

I CAN NOT SCORE OUTSIDE OF THE PAINT

I CAN NOT GET ANY POINTS WITHOUT GETTING FED THE BALL

I CAN NOT MOVE WITH THE BALL OUTSIDE OF THE PAINT

AND I'M AN ALL-STAR

>>75506382

whatever sure I'm kinda drunk

>>75506370
Jingles is dank as all fuck

Welcome to the bandwagon bro

this fucking refball lmao

>>75506356
Game 1 what happened? Jazz didn't even have Rudy.

>it takes everything to be the second most popular basketball team in la

PUSH OFF

PUSH OFF

PUSH OFF

PUSH OFF

Just realized the jazz logo is a musical note and not just a "J" for Jazz

>>75506388
bro i hate abos too lets be buds

BASED CP3 LET'S GO

>>75506396
Yeah drink that depression away you useless fuck

>heart of a champion

why am I still watching I know cloppers are done for

>THE ANDERSONS GOT TICKETS TO THE GAME? HOL UP

>>75506403
Let's not focus on Game 1. All that matters is the game right now.

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I HAVE OLYMPIC MEDALS

JUST LIKE MELO AND D.ROSE

AM I COOL YET?

>DAT ASS

GOOD GOD

Basketball is going on rite now
Wtf how could this happen

>trying to ice a fucking free throw

This bush league bull shit is why I'm always rooting for the clippers to lose

THICCCCC

maybe they should just have 3 personal fouls per player before fouling out

>>75506412
gotta have the liver of an alcoholic by now

inb4 game tying shot

can anyone webm that thicc girl?

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From spic country to you, /sp/.

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>>75506410
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol paul u mad brah?

>DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

>>75504170
I'm not the only one who thinks the Jazz coach looks like the bad guy from terminator 2, right?

webm of that ass where

>>75506439
:D

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>>75506439

fkn lol at the state of the Clippers lads

I feel so bad for cp3 :(

>>75506439
>it takes everything

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>>75506334

>>75506446
I thought he looked more like Benedict Cumberbatch.

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THICC GIRL WEBM WHEN

LET'S GO JAZZ

>>75506452
>nu-male detected

THANK YOU JAZZ. Fuck CP3 and Reddit.

>>75506439
webm plz

>>75506439
wtf i support the clippers now

>>75505484

>>75506439
Me on the right

>>75506459
are you implying reddit likes the cloppers?

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>CLOPPERS

>>75506439
wtf I love the Clippers now

>>75506469

JJ Reddit you faggot.

>>75506472
>Had a clear path to ref
>Chimps out when players get in the way

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top kek

>>75506480
specify, you nigger

>>75506472

So classy.

NO
MORE
CLIPPERS

When's the last time the Clippers made it out the first round with Chris Paul and company? It seems like every year someone gets hurt and everything goes downhill.

>>75506452
Cp3 back to NO when?

>>75506514
2015

>>75506514
They made it out a couple of years ago and then lost to the Rockets. They were even up 3-1 at one point.

>>75506128
>low cost of living
>no traffic
What in the fuck are you talking about?

>>75506657
Basically Anywhere, Utah that's not within an hour from Salt Lake

JAZZ BROS WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

>>75506760
feels good mayne. Its been a long time since we've been good enough to make it past the first round

>>75506826
its been a long time since we've been good enough to post on spee

>>75506343
Utah has pulled 6 out of 10 of the most watched games in history. The Cloppers can barely fill their stadium