OFFICIAL DODGERS VS. GIANTS #2 GAMETHREAD

The San Diego Athletics of Anaheim

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>Madison DUMBshit

Oh I am laffin

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Is Kershit ready to get BLACHED again today?

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

Giants lineup is like the exact same as last year. Are y'all even trying to win ?

Neither of these teams will make the postseason.

Just call the game now. Kershaw doesn't lose in AT&T Park.

>>75502883
He literally lost his last start at AT&T vs. Ty Blach

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Let the games begin.

>Both teams under .500

lmao

>>75502944
Kershaw pitched a solid game that outing. And he got absolutely no run support.

Sounds like you're just salty that Blach turned out to be a bust.

>>75502978
Yeah but he took the L. At AT&T

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First rivalry game w/o Vin

Kill me

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How happy do you think Scully is now that he doesn't have to pretend to like the dirty ass bums anymore lmao

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14th anniversary of Utley's first major league hit - a grand slam off Aaron Cook.

I know he sucks now but I'm glad he still gets at-bats for a contender.

Daily reminder that NBCSports sucks major ass

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>kershaw and bellinger

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id let kershaw ride my motorbike if you know what i mean.

That guys name is Kike?

the GOAT

That was not a strike

Who /prayingfortheBigOne/ here?

is that guy wearing a Cavs jersey behind home plate?

>>75503419
i believe kike is a nickname for people named enrique.

THE KID HITTING KERSHAW

>KersHIT.

>>75503634
>reek

>first big league hit on Kershaw

DOPE

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>your mom will never be that proud of you

Why is nunez so shit bros

>>75503726
was about to post this
beat me too it my dude.

I miss Tommy Lasorda.

>>75503748
at his best hes a ground out at his worst he's a double play

I hope is stay isn't long

KYS NUNEZ YOU FUCK

>>75502948
>tfwnogf

>nunez asking for a challenge
jeez man.

Christian Arroyo looks like he has mild Down Syndrome.

anyone got a half decent stream that doesnt freeze every 4 seconds

WEW

>>75503853
so even retards can hit Kershaw?

>>75503831
>the city of me

sorry i doubted you Nunez

>>75503853
He looks like an overgrown baby desu

Is Kershaw the new Lincecum?

>THROW THE BALL

>CMON!

Crawford is 30 years old Lmfao

Fucking old fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RvHrquQfyE

How does this make Dodger fans feel?

>>75504029
That's not even old though

reeee where is everyone at?
where is the shitposting?

wew Crawford thanks for not leaving today

>>75504068
Dodgers fans are actually not that shitpost heavy in game threads. Only the falseflaggers are.

fucking hell.
i thought it was going to be a collision like the Altuve one

>>75504041
>POTTERY

>>75504068
In case you haven't noticed. Dodgers fans don't shitpost. It's all falseflags. I'm watching the thunder game too. OKC is a sister city to LA, I'll drop memes in a bit.

>>75504209
Bad guys won. If only Russ had actual players to support him.

bellinger a bust

>>75504362
This desu

KERAHAW DED

BLACHED

based Blach

I KILL KERSHAWS

oh shit.
when i got back from commercials i did notice that the outfield was shallow as fuck.

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>>75504328
Im fucking mad as fuck. I love Westbrook so much. He plays with an much passion and rage. He wants to kill the opposition. Westbrook+PG13 to the Lakers needs to happen. All these superstars need to gang up on these motheruckers. Magic will save us with his money. Russell is amazing. I saw him take an L against the Lakers in November but he was soo cool to watch.

>not catching that

What the fuck is wrong with the Dodgers?

>>75504540
They have a AAA call up in the outfield. He's not used to having to get back that fast.

FUCK YEAH SAFE

WHAT'S GOING ON KERWIN?

AHAHAHAHAH

>>75504537
I'm a Sac Kings fan, but I really do hope the Lakers turn it around (sound slike they are o the path to do so). Russ joining would be a good fit.

Arroyo looks like a literal infant

pls Nunez don't be shit. just this once

don't groundout

BUSTED

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Thank you based Posey

BASED BUSTER

>USA chant

hahahahaha

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>Kershaw came off the mound and screamed in frustration/anger three times after Buster Posey grounder got thru for an RBI single

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Is that Posey's first rbi against Kershaw in 9 years??????

That's a dirty run too. Stupid SANFUCKCISCO score keeper.


Kershaw seething. You don't want this 98mph side arm.

You don't want this.

somebody post the smiling buster webm

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>>75504699
This one?

>That fucking Giant Heckler.

kerwin on suicide watch

Kershaw really is must watch television

Poor Kershit ;-;

>>75504715
yes

i hate both these teams but why is kershaw fucking up my fantasy ratios

also read he just injured himself?

someone give me a (you) and explain

ah fuck

>>75504768
He's fine. Thr should have been an unearned run. Fucked up fielding. He took a comebacker to the hip then winced when running to first. He's okay. He's gonna strikeout 16 tonight. He's on some game 4 nlds shit. Screaming to himself and just shit on Seager in the dugout. Must watch TV.

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>>75504738
You're welcome

The lead was fun while it lasted

welp

fucking hell

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Swallow this L SANFUCKCISCO we on some big Sean shit tonight.

>Last night took and L but tonight I bounce back

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Keeping the Faith here

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alright time to get it back and more

Did anyone else notice the AM/PM monster in the commercial looks like Turner on the Dodgers?

fuck.
Now it's gonna be a swing and miss at everything kershaw throws episode

>>75504848
literally lmaoing at you for having faith in this team during an odd year.

>>75504798
will turn on the game in a bit, just picked up Bellinger too so I'd like to watch his ABs

thanks man

THROW THE BALL KERWIN

>>75504875
>Even/Odd year meme
k guy

I don't see the point in listing the SFG batting average when all these bums hit below 150 against Kersh.

Get this faggot out of at and t

IDK what's more annoying. Yesterdays crowd audio distortion or this damn heckler

fucking stubbs

Bean him pls

Why is Kershaw so fired up in a regular season game against the Giants. Why does he whine like a bitch when calls don't go his way?

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I fucking love watching kershaw get angry. It's fucking amazing to see a man so composed and relaxed be filled with frustration and rage.

You motheruckers don't appreciate what you're watching.

>pissboi thinks a """professional""" ball player having a temper tantrum is awe inspiring

lmao

>>75504998
>get angry
>composed and relaxed

um

Kershaw reminds me of Pedro Martinez

I love watching this guy pitch

>>75504993
Because he has the greatest command in baseball and possibly of all-time ya dumb cunt. If kershaw says it's a strike, it's a strike. What does the fucking ump know? Lol Kershaw gets his calls because if who he is

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>greatest command in baseball and possibly of all-time

>>75505028
...then why is he whining about calls if he gets the calls

>>75505040
Buckle up and accept the L

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>>75505009
>having passion and love for the job which pays you generational money is having a tantrum.

>Kershaw doesn't have good command or control

You faggots are sad.
Learn to swallow L's like you swallow cock. Fucking hating fucks. Have some respect.

BellDINGER time

>getting mad and screaming that you gave up a hit isnt having a tantrum

wew

>>75505049
Because he's not getting them right now, duh.

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>average giants fan

>>75505106
You have no passion for anything in life huh? When you fuck, so you just get your nut and walk away from the pussy? You ever made a girl cum before? Do you give a fuck about anything?

>faced with the realization that his idol is a baby, pissboi instantly devolves into a middle schooler

>>75505140
>doublefisting

based

Kerbunt

Holy fug what a grab

2bh bumshit braking his arms and ribs was a good thing. Puig and Kike would have taken him deep by now.

fugg

I'm ok if you wanna artifically lower his pitch count

Kershaw is fucking awesome. Someone needs to compile all his reactions from this game

Arroyo following the steps of Brandon Crawford by quickly compiling a 0.045 batting average against

CLASSIC nunez

>>75505261
I'm already on it breh. Definitely has the most exciting body language of any modern pitcher save maybe Gio Gonzales.

Jints actually had that pitch count high enough to have him removed by the 5th. Now he's going 8 all because you made him angry and Roberts doesnt have the balls to pull him unless it's Jansen who touches the ball.

>7 pinch inning
>not against the dodgers
this is new

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>>75505261

this one is my favorite

>@SFGiants pitcher @tyblach is 3-5 in his career. All three hits are off of Clayton Kershaw.

>kershit

>>75505328
How many times did he score?
Put kontos in this game so Kershaw can homer off his bumass again

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>>75505344

hitting off our bullpen isnt going to take away Posey's RBI

Please just 1 or 2 more runs. That should be enough

>>75505310
Chris Archer is funny as fuck too. Dude kisses his elbow and jumps around like a fan on the mound

This racist needs to be ejected

>pooegg

>>75505376
>ay hombre!!
>yasielllll!

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Ya'll begging for this complete game huh?

>>75505414
is this thing supposed to be attractive?

Kershaw painting another masterpiece

>>75505414
fucking yikes

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>Bruce Bochy tommorow morning

>>75505438
>>75505447
Whatever it is, it's out of your league virgin losers.

>>75505438
i would to be honest, lets be real here

>5 hits and a run is a masterpiece

who knew dodgers fans had such low standards

>>75505454
yeah, but she still looks like a plastic surgery disaster. Hotter than a fleshlight tho

>>75505455
1 run over 9 innings is pretty good friend. Plus the Ks keep piling up, gonna end up with a pretty good line.

>>75505453
>its is, it's
Reddit?

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>>75505438


>>75505447
Have you actually seen a pussy? What the fuck is wrong with you? Have you psycholocally programmed yourself to dislike hot girls because you think you don't have a chance?


These girls fuck some FO the ugliest niggas u ever seen.

You can fuck too.
Be yourself. Be funny. Leave /r9k/

>>75505414
what happened to her face?

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>>75505414
jesus fuck

>>75505455
>one run games
The most intense games that true fans appreciate

>that annoying jint faggot

>RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE

man, remember last year in...July I think, when Cory could actually clean up

>>75505499
Listen bro, I'm not enough of a banger to date girls that coat their faces with liquid foundation. I dont like the Doyers that much.

I just bet a tenner that they would win.

>>75505522
Only thing Gearrin cleans up is the semen Bellinger is about to release into the stands in left field

>>75505538
does anyone over at /bet/ do horse racing? It's the only betting I fuck with.

>>75505499
>>75505414

the trap threads are supposed to stay on /b/

gross af

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>this autistic beaner living in the projects of LA who jacks off to plastic dolls and idolizes the flavor of the month pitcher

>>75505555
/bet/ has a discord but the thread is dead. I dont bet on ponies, but I had a teacher in highschool that taught me how to bet one baseball. Best sport to bet on DESU.

>intentional pass
Fuck you Manfred

Kershaww RBI?

>>75505580
Baseball is not a good sport to bet on

>>75505580
Enlighten me friend

>RISPs

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>>75505579
Hi there. How many months are between 2011 and 2017???

At least 2 right?

>>75505632
Now do postseason.

For 5 years the dodgers still haven't fixed >RISP
We are never going to win a fucking WS like this

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>bullpen

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>doyers with risp

>>75505632
And how many rings does he have to show for his arduous efforts? Wow, with those stats you'd think he would have 6 rings by now. Huh.

>you will never be a good dancer like that kid

need a webm of this giants autist kid

Why are women is SF so ugly? Is it the rampant liberalism?

>>75505683

why do LA girls look like they injected helium into their lips?

>Hernandez on deck

s t o p

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Lmao ya'll BEGGING for this COMPLETE GAME.

Dodgers not scoring is good retards. That means Clayton stays in for 8.

>>75505692
Rampant liberalism as well. Who would've guessed

>>75505700
activates the almonds, sure does.

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>Dodgers not scoring is good retards

WEW

WEW
E
W

G-gorked?

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how we doin' in here boys

>>75505713
Only giants faggots think that way

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Ya'll finished or ya'll done?

goddammit pence

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>>75505708
really gets them neurons firin

Knew Pence wasted his only shot earlier.

>be a jints fan
>none of my friends or family are into baseball except for a cousin in law from SoCal who's a dodgers fan
>we talk baseball everytime we meet.

>says that dodgers need to trade Kershaw
>calls him a choker
>says he wouldn't mind trading kershaw for bumgarner straight up

Fucking kek. What did he mean by this?

Yasiel Puig is worth more WAR than the collective SFG outfield.

Joc Pederson too.

Made my cerebellum tickle

>>75505769

puig? the guy who's 1-3 tonight?

>>75505765
>shit is made up because I can't take an L like a big boy

Shhhhh.... Watch this masterpiece

>>75505777
Yuuup that fucking guy.

Worth more than all 3 SFG outfielders..... Combined

>>75505591
>>75505613
Baseball is probably the best sport to bet on, I made a parlay yesterday with the Dbacks Rockies and the Gigantes. I bet the rockies at home (streaky) dbacks at home ( greinke, hot) and the giants because they were on a losing streak and opening up on the rivals. I got lucky but baseball has very small and relateable factors. Always bet on the rockies at home on a streak, coors is dinger central/ And always bet on the Dbacks on a hot day with greinke at home, and bet on a first game on the gigantes with questionable weather in the bay.

Puig looks fantastic

Puig's fucking favorite sport is divegrass. Fuck that guy

>yasiel! Donde Esta tu papa

Posey could have gotten that

>>75505797
Makes little sense to me and I haven't missed a Greinke start in 4 years. Baseball is a team sport. Dependant on both the offense (8 motheruckers) and 1 pitcher. The game is won with both.

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>pooeeg

>>75505833

REALLY makes me think

>>75505833
Still better than 90% of the SFG roster

Just please tell me I don't have to watch Pedro Baez pitch tonight

>>75505830
You dont bet on the team when it comes to baseball, they make the lines on pitchers. You see a line that doesnt make sense you take it.

>>75505854
Pedro Baez is good retard. He's pitching much faster as well. He's gained confidence as well.

Kershaw will finish this game with just a 1 run lead

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sometimes, Strickland pulls through

Baez please don't fuck this up

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gaze upon the skill of baez

>>75505860
So you bet on the pitcher not the team? You bet on Greinke to get a W? I'm confused. What if there's a no decision

>>75505870
What do you mean sometimes, he still hasn't given up a run this year. He's been great

Baez pls

Wow Baez has great stats so far this season

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Tyler beaner and the fat baby playing third couldn't afford Pedro Baez.

If this ain't the most cerebral thing you've read all year you're schleep

>>75505854
at least it isnt with kersh's inherited runners

>>75505769
>>75505777
>>75505789
Nice samefag

>>75505901
>this season
His HR are the only thing which kill him. He's otherwise excellent. Makes me seeth to hear dodger fans shit on him. You fucking idiots need to respect the arms that win games for us.

>bragging about a guy with a baseline 3.0 ERA

I mean, whatever floats your boat

>>75505930
That's what's funny. That the SFG top pitching prospect and psotions player can't afford fucking Pedro Baez Lmfao.

Can't make this up.

>>75505887
The money line is made based on the pitcher, its a plus minus line, its really hard to explain, I gambled on greinke because he was at home and the odds were right, and he almost lost yesterday. There is a bit of math on my side but you always bet on the pitcher in baseball. I put a tenner on the doyers because kershaw was pitching 2nd game in the series against the gigantes, he was like a +220 so i will win 4.35 if the dodgers win.

>>75505885
see
>>75505941
my bad

>>75505941
I mean -135. My probability and statistics teacher in high school used to bet and ask me on parlays, did dthe math on the chalkboard and picked the best odds, era etc

>>75505941
are you in /mlb/ often? Not to brag but I'm usually right about everything and have a vast understanding of almost every pitcher in baseball. Show me a screnshot of what you're betting on. What site?

why even watch

GG doyers

POSEY

>>75505989
Quitting ass bitch

why don't Kenley flash the 97mph 4seamer? I get he likes the cutter but it's clear when they're taking pitches. Jam them in.

CRAW

lucky cunt

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Of course he fucking hurt himself. Son of a bitch.

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Brandon Crawford is 30 (thirty) years old.

I understand his body breaking down.....

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please no

just a cramp

Crawford not in much discomfort. Ran sprints to see if he's OK.

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>Samardzija pinch running

fucking lol

>>75506075
Yeah right. He's old as fuck. 15 day DL

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>>75506083
Hey, how's Utley doing this year by the way?

This ump has been really generous with those high pitches

GOD DAMMIT

kek, got 'em

>>75506094
Who gives a fuck. We pay him money to sit on the bench and coach Corey Seager into an MVP franchise player along with Kershaw. His production is irrelevant. He's the 4th 2b man

AUTISM AWARENESS

>>75506098
Yasmani the best framer in baseball and Kenleys cutter moves a lot more when it's coming at you. It's an illusion that works in his favor. Hence his insane strikeout to walk ratio. Attacks the zone like no other reliever in baseball..

You all just witnessed the next babe ruth get his first hit

prospect on prospect crime

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yay bellinger's first hit

Is Cody Bellinger's brother his real brother? Dude looks like he came from Dan Haren

>>75506151
Thanks homie

How is this heckler not passed out yet?

>>75505979
I dont use a site, I have the william hill app, I live outside of reno NV, but baseball is fun for betting my dude, If I win this bet I will have won 30 buckaroos in the last 2 days.

>>75506204
The power of Anchor Steam

DFA van slyke. Terrible at bats since wade miley left the division

Does Panik have roseacea

Stubbs really can't hit for shit

Has anyone ever seen Joe Panik done anything of importance against the Dodgers? Like ever?

>>75502779
Your San Francisco "2013 Phillies" Giants

Will the dodgers sign Cueto when he opts out?

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gg dodgers.


-------------------------
Next game (#3): Same time tomorrow = 10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

>>75506316
He wants to go to the AL. Dodgers will maybe trade for him at the deadline. Just to throw SANFUCKCISCO a bone. Maybe give him a low tier #30 prospect which wood probably instantly be SFG's #1 prospect.....

gg

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GG guys

GG Giants, see you fags tomorrow

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Dodgers win!