twins @ rangers

dammit cashner stop walking them

Why are Rangers starting pitchers outside of Darvish and Hammels fearful of the strike zone?

did yall miss me last night f-ams?

>>75502132
I now blame you for the Rangers losing last night

>>75502168
is okay, we gon win after 17 innings tonight

>>75502184
..... Ok Imma take you on your word.

are the minnesota shitposters too obese from eating literally nothing but hot dish casserole and cheese curds all of their lives to post something?

>>75502237
pls dont ill settle for another walk off 9th thooo

god damn it cashew

Rangers won't start hitting again until Beltre gets back, huh?

>one of the lowest batting averages in the league

>>75502325
>tfw starting pitching hasnt been awful but the bats are quiet af

>>75502325
Its been annoying, theyll have a great offensive game then theyll just suck for the next two games. Like everyone just gets hits or none of them get hits.

how do we do voodoo to get our bats working

>>75502472
Im not sure that will work.

How about Banny shakes up the lineup more?

>>75502528
can we try both pls

>>75502543
Fuck it what do we have to lose?

>>75502574
nothing to lose and a world series to gain

Nice to see that Carlos Gomez is still operating at the mental level of a 4-year old

>>75502586
spaceman dont u have a shuttle to repair

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>gimme an A!
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>gimme a G!
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>gimme an S!
EEESSSSSSSS you got yo S you got yo S!
>WHAT DOES THAT SPELL
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>tfw should be writing a paper rn but cant be distracted by hopes of magic

>>75502786
writing a paper? weren't you the idiot bragging about graduating from a community college a few days ago?

>>75502837
u got me confused with another idiot u silly goose

>>75502786
Stop posting in the thread so the Rangers can get runs and stop spilling spaghetti holy fuck

>>75502928
>implying they wont have a ten run bottom of the fifth bc of my shitposting
also this is the first time u have ever replied to me

>>75502970
You're making it worse fuck off

Youre like that dude that causes bad luck at casinos

>>75503141
>tiki calling others bad luck
>not appreciating the irony

rougned odor is the biggest faggot in the league and only slightly less gay than the rangers triptards

>>75503240
pls no bully
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