ASTROS @ INDIANS GAME THREAD

Cleveland has horrible attendance unlike the Astros.

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>>75499263
better

Redditors welcome!

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Injuns desu

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Dallas Kek Lel

>>75499422
Dallas Kolaches.

10/10 thread

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>>75499444
10/10 digits
checked

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>>75499438
>this will be a real food stand at MMP in our lifetime

What the fuck happened to Amazon? A year ago when I ordered something they would ship on the same day. Now it takes a fucking week to ship something no matter what I order.

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>>75499277
>>75499422
>>75499444
>>75499500
DIS GONE BE A GOOD GAME BREHS

>>75499374
Literally who?

>tfw other teams don't post their uniforms on Twitter before the game like the Indians

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>Brett Dolan on an Astros broadcast again

let's go tribe

>>75499533
The INDIANS script on the front of y'all's home whites is criminally underrated

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posting this anyway

If Tomlin blows up the game again he has to be done. Clevinger is too good to be fucking around in AAA while Tomlin gives games away.

>>75499585
There's always a dinger. Seems to be in control so far though.

Is Hinch playing some kind of 5D chess with Beltran hitting 2nd?
I live the guy, but he's an RBI man with no speed

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>1-2-3 inning

>>75499626
He is just memeing

>>75499523
you mad cuck

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>>75499679
Literally couldnt care less

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Just give him the CY already

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>le groundball man
How many gidp for the injuns?

>>75499638
>Johnny "General Cramping" Damon

>>75499695
thanks for saying the burgh is the best

>>75499715

That depends entirely on how many times they load the bases with one out.

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>this strikezone

Nice to see Correa putting together good ABs, but dang that call was something else

>>75499735
How can I say something is the best when I have literally never heard of it?

Thats silly

>>75499753
the 2-1 pitch was a ball called a strike, the 2-2 pitch was a strike called ball, and the full count pitch was the same as the 2-1 pitch and was again called a strike. At least it's consistent

Just give Tomlin the gold glove already

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>le take hittable pitches every at-bat man

>tfw going to my first game of the year tomorrow
16 years of baseball, over 70 games and this is the first time I'll be seeing the Astros

>that swing

>>75499780
you said just there

Welp there goes the no-hitter

Did JRam get helmet glue?

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AYYYYY

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>gidp

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for me it's the GIDP, the best way to end an inning

This game isn't fun

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We've had more GIDPs than any other team by a factor of like four, right?

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>>75499715

>>75499946
Fun fact: the Astros lead the majors in GIDP with 26. Tribe now have 18

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It's GATTIS TIME

>>75499994
this doesn't feel like it should be right, but it is. >We average almost 1.5/gm

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not too happy with Josh Reddit so far brehs

>>75500090
Springer needs to get back

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>Carlos Beltran is 40 years old

Wew Tomlin nice job. Also fuck Beltran

Whew, Little Cowboy

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Seriously what the heck is this strike zone

>>75500101
Not only that, but Marwin is a better player than Reddick imo. Even Marisnick has been playing better, not that that will matter now that his head is busted.

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Thank you for not completely melting down Tomlin

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>>75500144
Meh

AJACKS
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It's over, brehs

JACKSON
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DINGERS

>>75500187
RIP IN PIECE

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AJAX JACK

>>75500191
Get you a manager with moves like this
https://twitter.com/EAZY_EJ/status/856647723663151105

>>75500214
pls be real

>>75500261
Kek, unfortunately it isn't. A lot of people were fooled by it yesterday though.
https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/856990392041996294

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>oh, good, the inning is still ali--"NOW BATTING, #2, ALEX BREGMAN"

jesus christ this game's offense

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Strosbros, when did you acquire Shelby Miller? More importantly, why?

>>75500355
kek, Luhnow is a madman

>>75500355
>STOpid

Pitching to Aoki would be so frustrating, kek

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Ayyyyyyy

Tomlin pls

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Attaboy, little fish child man

lmao

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KEK

>Giving up an RBI to Josh Reddit

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JUST

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>this inning

>>75500534
This game has to be rigged. That doesn't happen naturally.

lol tomlin

There are no white people in Cleveland

>>75500571
Lebron acts white

>>75500571
Or in Tejas.

Oh my god Blunderwood I swear to every fucking deity in the universe you are the absolute worst

>>75500639
I live in texas and my cities population is near 100 thousand and its mostly asian

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck

>>75500646
To be fair that had everyone fooled

Fuck you Reddick

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Reddick is having the game of his life tonight

>>75500664
It took him like a goddamn minute to even realise there was a chance of it being brought back. He called it before it was at the track.

is kikel actually sitting at 89 mph on his fastball or am i missing something?

These deep fly balls are not ideal

>>75500653
Sugar Land?

Are the Asstros gonna pull 2001 Mariners this year?

>>75500691
Yea

>>75500684
Dude, you're overreacting a bit because you're pissed it was caught. I get it though cause I am too.

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>>75500690
He'll hit 91-92 occasionally but yeah he's certainly no power pitcher

>>75500692
>he doesn't know

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>>75500727
>Sports Illustrated

>>75500700
Easily the best place to live around here; congrats.
Used to work at Constellation Field back when it first opened.

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>>75500742

>rags

Is something wrong with Lindor?

>>75500765
Technically they were almost right last year.

>>75500708
I'm not that pissed it was caught. That's an incredible catch, and the call sounds like absolute dogshit. I hate whoever lets Blunderwood continue shitting up the broadcast

>>75500773
If i paid you $300 would you let me punch you in the face?

Honest question t.bh

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oh coME OOOONNN

>>75500771
>"He can't keep getting away with this!"

>>75500774
He's been in kinda an odd funk since that $100 million contract report.

>>75500785
Underwood doesn't do it nearly as much as he used to, and Manning is way worse on the TV broadcast.

>>75500795

I'd fight you for free t b h

2017 Keuchel looks even better than 2015 Keuchel tbqh

>>75500804
>Manning is way worse
u wot m8

Lindor redemption time?

>>75500832
Im in sugar land so ill drive to you real fucking talk, im assuming your either in austin or the dallas area.

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GIDP MACHINE

>>75500855

Na, but I'll be in Houston soon, maybe even sugar land.

Lets fight. But it is a fight, not a punch for money.

>>75500840
He adds absolutely nothing anymore. And I don't know what to tell you if you haven't noticed that Underwood has cut back on the fake out HR calls.

>>75500795
>>75500855
I'll help you out, buddy

>>75500891
Deal, the thirst i have to broke my fist in the middle of your face is insurmountable

>>75500919

It's a deal then.

that was a weak swing
Reddick is back to normal again I guess

>a guy named Dallas
>plays for Houston

>>75500983
>A guy named Houston
>Played for Dallas

>>75500983
>cy young winner

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>>75500983
His entire life has been building up to making fools out of the >rags

>>75500727
i vaguely remember him hitting 92/93 during his cy young season, he was great cucking the yankees in the wild card

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>https://twitter.com/AKeps17/with_replies

>no GIDP
Why bother

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>>75501043
His tweets read EXACTLY like that leaf's posts in the general

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>>75501043

>>75501043
>Broncos fan
>all that autism
Disgusting

>>75501029
That was such a great game

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>>75501043

>>75501043
bandwagon as fuck

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>>75501161

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Let's go boys

>>75501186
#rallyfor3weeks.png

>>75501161
He's right you know

>>75501161

I've actually been kind of hoping he has an off year so he'll panic and sign a long term deal with the Indians.

>>75501217
t. Anthony

>>75501186

You shouldn't let your battery drain like that.

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And Bregman does it AGAIN!

Oh Goody

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>lived in houston for 6 years
>never went to minute maid park

how cucked am I

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heh nothing personnel Keuchel, but you're about to get shelled, check these digits tho

>Asstros

How was Altuve tall enough to get hit there

Woah, hope Altuve is okay

oh no oh no oh no nonononono

rip astros

What the fuck did I just watch

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Please don't die
Please be ok

everything will be fine, r-right guys?

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Hope Altuve is okay desu

I'm scared y'all

HA HA HA HA RANGERS WIN AGAIN!

So...is Marwin Gonzalez gonna play RF now?

>>75501389
Get fucked.

t. injuns fan

>>75501389
>rags fans boo pitchers who get hit in the face
>cheer when fans fall to their death
>celebrate on field injuries

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Hmmmmmm

Get up already you pussies

>>75501389
>Povertylander piping up again

srs tho hope altuve is okay but hurt enough for the rangers to have time to take over the division desu

Did we have any doubt that >ragsfags were the most cancerous of all?

ALMOST DEVINSKI TIME LADS

>>75501443
t. the jays fan of the alwest /lifelong/ since 2015

Carlos that was awkward as fuck don't scare me like that

Frankie pls
pls Frankie

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Pls don't blow this

Is Dallas basically the worst city in Texas?

Welp

>>75501518
that's not Lubbock

>>75501518
Its the wrost city in the world, maybe even the universe.

The Cleveland Missed Opportunities.

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>>75501475
As in the team that absolutely demolished y'all's playoff hopes? Not the harshest insult you could've come up with

>>75501518
Yeah, that whole area is full of exactly the type of people you'd expect from what you see from them on /sp/

>>75501531
Lubbock has Taco Tech though.

>>75501531
I drove through Lubbock once, I wouldn't say it's awful but it's pretty much a non-city.

>>75501518
Austin > DFW > San Antonio > Houston

>>75501566
>Austin on top
Blue haired Californian tranny detected.

>Altuve is kill and I won't get to see him play tomorrow
Damn, I was looking forward to that

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>Altuve ded

Just end it now senpai

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>>75501566

what's the verdict with Altuve? did he get off the field okay? what happened to him?

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>>75501566
>Austin

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>>75501566

>>75501566
1. DFW
2. SA
3. Houston
4. Austin

>>75501608
He was able to walk off.

>>75501631
Fredericksburg >>>>> anywhere else

>>75501608
Walked off under his own power. Teo Hernandez got carted off tho

>>75501566
Marble Falls > San Marcos > Wimberley > San Antonio > everywhere else > Houston >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dallas > Ft. Worth > Arlington

>>75501650
thats good but heres hoping for a 2 weeks on the DL so Rangers can take the division ;^)

>>75501679
>san marcos

t. dancing rick

The fuck is up with our spaghetti defense lately?

>>75501679
>>75501670
Aw crap, forgot Fredericksburg
Comfiest town in the state

>gomes

>gomes

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Gomes pls

>>75501679
Houston is more of a spic and nigger infested shithole than south dallas

Tito looks like he has no intention of going back to the dugout.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE WRONG

>>75501705
>dancing rick
Are you referring to the homeless dancer guy by the river known as the sun god?

Dubs for a springer dinger

>>75501745
Is that the guy that plays frisbee with everyone

gg stros

poor Tomlin just couldn't get support

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>>75501749
A man can dream
Have my reroll

>>75501728
But the white people in Dallas are mostly self-righteous idiots

gidp here pls

Oh baby outfield defense. Finally got a play at the plate without spaghetti

Bat magic pls

>>75501769
No, that's Frisbee Dan. Apparently the two of them had a turf war a few years back. Frisbee Dan tried to play catch with the sun god, and when the sun god didn't throw it back, he took offense. The cops eventually intervened, and that's how the sun god took up residence at the river instead of the park.

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Some of you Astros guys are all right, don't come to the game thread on the bottom of the 9th inning.

Walkoff incoming

>>75501780
Thats why arlington and fort worth make up for it with cool people. We voted trump.

DOCTOR SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH

>>75501829
kek

Smooth got one back

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THE DOCTOR IS IN

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who /worried/ here?

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>>75501829
>*blocks your path*

Who's a bigger bust, Encarnacion or Greinke?

If EE had signed with >us, he'd be hitting .385

Man our bats did not make him work at all tonight

Kip pls

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Kip pls

why arent the astros bringing in devenski or the 3 or 4 other guys they have that can throw 98

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GIDP please

Guyer please

>>75501935
Speed pitches are meme

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Wait where's the guy who wants to fight me?

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Guyer pls

>rags

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>>75501979
Pretty sure the entire board would like to fight you faggot. Now post your fucking address

>>75502004

y tho?

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TY BASED KEK LEL

GG injuns
See y'all tomorrow

Ugh.

GG Stros

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gg stros

>>75502016
Becuse youre an insufferable piece of shit fuck face that is here EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NIGHT

Disappointing but not unexpected. Another no offense until the 9th game. Tomlin was solid as Tomlin can be, but our bats had no patience all night against a good pitcher. GG Stros, I'll be at the park tomorrow

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>>75502044

I've been here for like 4 game lmao

just wait till I'm here every day and night

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>>75502059
Im usually not so that wont affect me

Maybe a brain aneurysm will find its way into your life

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>>75502082