JEB SURGE

>>75496665
If this is true, then good for Jeb!, he needs something to go right for him.

>Mascot changes for a turtle

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>>75496665
>Jeb! buys Miami Merlins
>profits right then
>hires an army of Mercenaries to defeat Trump and become Supreme Lord of America

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>>75496740
This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yHckRTkcZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw2-EbXnwvs

>Marlins rallying with bases loaded
>flashing signs all over the stadium
>PLEASE CLAP

>opening day givaway is the $75 guac-a-bowls that he still has leftover from election fundraising

>>75496986
You think it's funny to throw your pet turtles in the toilet?
DO YOU? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

>>75496690
if he wanted something to go right in his life he probably wouldn't have bought the marlins

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

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Good ol' Jebbers.

he doesn't have that kind of money so he & Jeter are frontmen. who's really buying the team?

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>with their first pick of the 2017 Major League Baseball draft, the Miami Marlins select....

>A chair.

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>>75497703
>with their second pick of the 2017 Major League Baseball draft, the Miami Marlins select....

>Another chair.

>>75497397
For real. Maybe he got a massive loan?

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>>75496891
>>75497271

>>75497397
George Soros

>>75496891
kek

>>75498027
lel

>>75496891
Good one kid

>>75496665
He just loves mediocrity does he?

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Playoff bracket has been leaked

>>75497703
>>75497729
Dying

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>>75496665
jeb was the saddest story arc of the entire anime

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>>75500904

>>75497397
>>75497789

It isn't known yet

>Bush’s group includes at least five investors, and the identity of those investors and their connections to South Florida are unknown. All of Bush and Jeter’s partners would need to be vetted and approved by Major League Baseball.

http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/mlb/miami-marlins/article146669364.html#storylink=cpy

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>>75497397
the man you'd least expect

>>75496740
Underrated

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>pls don't slap

why is it okay for a career politician to have so much spending money to buy out a sports team? Why is this allowed?

>>75502905
Did Barbara Bush actually whoop her kids? I just can't picture Barb laying out serious whoopings.

>yfw loria converts the stadium into a sdf that transforms into a giant statue of a cocaine murderer on his way out

>>75502905
>>75503177
The thing with stupid-ass shit like that is, it's all "haha" and meanwhile there's parents out there stabbing and sexually molesting their kids. Fuck you, Jeb.

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>>75503177
Better get your act together boy!

>>75503293
>Implying Barbara Bush wasn't a straight ass whoopin' savage
>Implying she didn't beat on Jeb, George Jr. and that other Bush kid every day
>Implying she didn't commit spousal abuse against George Sr.
>Implying she doesn't still beat on George Sr. when the cameras aren't watching

Do you even Bush family anon?

>>75503408
barbara bush is a legendary gangster. i'm not even trying to be funny.
>direct descendant of genocidal settlers and 2 different presidents
>intimidated al gore and john kerry into submission during presidential debates
>inherited the walker family wealth and connections
but also
>would make coffee and cookies for her protective team on cold winter nights
>remembered the domestic staff's children and spouses and made sure everyone received the respect they deserved
she's like a mafia don

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fuck yeah

>>75496740
>slow and steady wins the world series

>>75503293
Spot the abused weakling

>>75496957
kek

>Jeb! posting is surging again

>>75496665

Remember, his name in spic is YEB! Bush.

>>75503293
What does proper discipline have to do with actual abuse?

Your father should have beat the faggot out of you.

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>miami marlins
>not miami turtles

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>>75501143
>have dad president
>have older brother president
>"ok now is my turn to become the mot powerful man in the world"
>announces candidacy
>favorite to become the party's nominee
>everything is going well in the world
>sadly it doesn't last very long, other candidates are increasing their numbers in the polls
>specially a businessman from New York
>still hopeful my charisma and experience will help him win
>4%
>people mocks the products I sells online
>debates start
>it's time to take the lead, I'll show everyone that I'm the thought leader they need
>confront the front runner
>low energy
>Jeb is a mess
>shh quiet
>she should be running
>what the actual fuck, why people don't like me? He hasn't done anything for the country and he is the rudest person I've ever met. My family has done so much for everyone. Is being an outsider enough?
>campaign continues
>have to literally ask the audience to clap at me
>"slow and steady wins the race"
>"slow and steady wins the race"
>"slow... and steady"
>primaries start
>shit results in Iowa
>shit results in NH
>shit results in SC
>end the campaign
>being the shame of the family
>no one speaks to me anymore
>I just wanted to make my dad proud
>everyone insists how George is better than me in every aspect
>at least Trump will lose. He can't insult his way to the presidency
>positive campaigns are always better
>November 8th arrives
>he is losing in every poll, he doesn't stand
a chance
>every famous person spoke against him
>HE WINS
>there are a bunch of faithless electors who will consider vote for a responsible conservative
>slow and steady
>there where actually more faithless Hillary electors
>JUST.jpg
>inauguration day
>my brother is there
>that could be me in front of my family
>that could've been the happiest moment of my life
>instead the guy who bullied me is there in front of my brother
>father AND mother are both in the hospital
>considering sudoku

>>75504895
time to reinvest and dust off the guac bowls

>>75506611

YEB! is your next president after Pena Nieto kills himself.

>>75501143

Eh, I'm pretty sure Jeb never really gave a shit about running. I think the GOP pressured him into it because they were desperate for a mainstream candidate to try to rally around. His heart never really seemed in it.

Also, let's be honest, co-owning a Baseball team in Miami with Derek Jeter sounds like way more fun than being President.

>>75506654
he was pretty badass in those debates with trump.

>>75503293
Its not really that bad, my parents used to beat me with their belts when I was little. First it was my mother, beating me with her belt every time I used to upset her, but then when I became 11 it didn't hurt any more, that when my father started to beat me with his belt.

It hurt a lot. The belt my dad used to beat me with. It surely did.

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>>75500904