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25 April:

14:30 BST: Mark Selby (Eng) 3-0 Marco Fu (HK)
14:30 BST: Barry Hawkins (Eng) 1-1 Stephen Maguire (Sco)
19:30 BST: Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) 4-4 Ding Junhui (Chn)
19:30 BST: Kyren Wilson (Eng) 3-5 John Higgins (Sco)
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ronnie win?
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2nd for medal man
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Leave Selby to me
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Lads who's the THICCest player?
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>>75493309
yeah, you're doing great buddy
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>>75493321
Morph
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Fu needs to be euthanized. Put him out of his misery.
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Selby wears lady's underwear.
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>40 minutes since last pot
>and counting

THE
STATE
OF
FU
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TORTURED
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>THIS MATCH
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CONCEDE THE FUCKING MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reminder that Selby is 100% not /ourguy/ and he's just Ebdon 2.0 with mummy issues
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>>75493333
Quads confirm. Fu absolutely booty blasted by Mark "The Hoover" Selby.
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FU SHOULD COMMIT SUDOKU, HE HAS BROUGH GREAT SHAME ON HIS FAMURI
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>>75493328
>be 15
>have huge crush on teacher
>trying to hit on her
>suddenly her son comes and beats you up for trying to fuck his mommy
>he's two years older than you
>24 years later you become the french president
>your wife's son apologizes for beating you up
>he is happy to call you daddy

The state of france! Anyways, what's up on the tables, lads?
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>selbywinslol

just end me senpaitachi
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>mfw getting tortured
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>>75493411
But Ronnie is still in the tournament, he's going to shut him down, right?
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Seriously is Fu's wife fucking the BWC or soemthing? I've never thought he could play worse than yesterday
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>?? minutes since last hit a ball
Fubar
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>203 points without rely

FUST
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>>75493428
He's playing better than yesterday, Selby just isn't getting dragged down like Neil Reeeeeebertson.
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Fu will come back strong after the interval right?
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Fu is getting his shit pushed in
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>>75493439
No he's not he's missed everything even easy pots, he missed a few long pots and pressure shots but nothing like that fucking red
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>4-0
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after the break, molestation continues
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>Balls potted 101 to 10
Is this going to be a fucking whitewash lads?
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>>75493458
Yeah, that red was really weak. That's the kind of shit that happens to you, if you get shut out from the table for over half an hour, though.
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just gonna leave this here
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>selby even in the interval
kill me
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>>75493498
JUST
U
S
T
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>still getting tortured during the interval
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>>75493496
underrated
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>>75493498
>total Points: 36

It's fucking over! please make it quick and end the suffering.
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Go get him Marco Pu, Lesbie needs to go down!
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That autistic duel of titanic proportions last night really took it out of Fu it seems
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>SelbyWinsLOL even at the potquiz
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>>75493562
this is legit heartbreaking
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>>75493562
Did Ronnie take that challenge yet?
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How big do you think Selby's cock is?
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>>75493562
And he fucked up the questions. As always, even when he's doing badly, he's still better than the rest minus O'Sullivan in good form.
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>>75493441
Right right.
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>>75493577
Quite big to satisfy the milf
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>>75493577
No one's ever seen it and lived to tell the tale
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>>75493577
There's a reason they call him Mark "The Sausage Knight" Selby.

>>75493572
Nope
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>>75493579
Ronnie is the only person that can beat Selby.

It's all over lads.
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>>75493577
He lost it in his deal with the devil.
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>>75493351
the tightness keeps him on his toes
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>>75493612
>There's a reason they call him Mark "The Sausage Knight" Selby.
When this match is over FU will be known not only as Marco "The Molester Resister" Fu, but also as The Castrator.
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marc-oh..
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>>75493577
It's a tool for torture.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't Fu been trailing after the first session in this tourny? Trailing Brecel by 6 and Robertson by 4. He's been in this position twice already who says he can't turn it around this time?
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>>75493643
Lesby
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>tfw in the end it will be Blorkins who saves us

>>75493653
Not saying it's not going to happen, but it's against fucking Selby.
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2 FAST 2 FUUUUUU RIOUS
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>>75493653
Yes but Roberston played like shit most of that match.
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>>75493653
Because Selby rarely gives up these kind of positions. Once he's on top, he forces you to take risks and then profits. His match play is insane. Brecel is a shitter and Robertson completely blew it. It's not that Fu completely outplayed those guys, they just let him back in. It's certainly possible that Selby also loses focus, but it's pretty unlikely.
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Advantion, Lesby.
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switch to barry vs maguire?
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147 incoming?
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Will Fu win a frame lads?
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Want McLeod four down to trump

Then trump got blacked?
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>>75493752
Yes!!!!
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>>75493752
He'll win 13 of them
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I hope Fu gets whitewashed 13-0.
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>>75493779
take it back
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It's time to jump on a Selby bandwagon lads
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>>75493752
Maybe...
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I hope Fu gets back into the game and loses 13-12, so /147/ gets into a torturing induced autistic fit.
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I hope Fu get's whitewashed 13-0 and kills himself.
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>fu
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>lelby

GWAN FU
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On the board finally
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And it's over already.
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GWAN FU
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FUUUUU
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Fu's back, gentlemen.
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>>75493849
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>lelby
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stuck a fiver on selby to win 13-0.
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more like FUBAR am I right lads
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Give Fu your power, /147/.

\o/
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>>75493879
\o/
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It ain't over till it's over! Enjoy your tea.
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>The state of OPs this year
>The state of Fu
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>>75493879
\®/
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5 : 1
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>>75493877
rip
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5-13 incoming lads
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>>75493903
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>>75493916
fuck, hope marco wins now
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>>75493927
Thank you!
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>>75493586
>>75493587
>>75493779

Gee, I wonder who could be behind these posts...
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Is Fu the most beta player with his little girl cue power?
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>>75493960
Bitch!
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>>75493970
Trump pls.
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>>75493970
Gentile man.
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Selby looks like he's the Lead Singer of some Emo or Alt Rock band. Extremely unsettling eyes.
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>>75494005
Mark and the Molesters?
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>>75494005
You could say he tortures you with his eyes.
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>>75494005
I've said it in last year's WC final thread, he reminds me of Dennis from IASIP. Something eerie about him.
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>>75494015
d-don't
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>>75494005
Make-up? Lady's underwear? I say yes.
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>>75494019
Yeah, he got the serial killer vibe. The fact he clearly enjoys his share of torturing doesn't help either.
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>>75494025
>Lady's underwear

Who's gonna blame him for that? It feels like wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all...
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GWAN THE YELLOW
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>>75494044
Think he's also got one of those eggs up his arse and his gf is controling the button.
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How big do you think Fu's dick is?
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5 : 2
:
2
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>75494068
It's long, thin and very floppy.
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>5-2

>>75494067
Didn't we already have that?
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>>75494067
That's Fu m8, I said that the other day.
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>>75494068
extremely long, extremely thin
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Are kicks a myth?
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We've got a game now lads
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>>75494005
Feels like he's a cunt, not sure why.
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He's doing it agaaaain~
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>fu's cueball control this tournament
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>>75494068
I reckon he's smooth, like an action man
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>>75494085
Maby both and the frequency's are interfering.
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>>75494068
It's not about the size of a cue but how you handle it.
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>Brian's brought his son with him
:>
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>Fans have to be prompted to clap.

Pleb tier.
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>>75494141
>that qt Emo girl behind him too
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>>75494163
they are clapping even for fucked up safeties though
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>>75494130
The Betfred buttplugs are mandatory for all world championship players.
It's to make sure they don't lose too much on the betting
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>>75494177
Bayonetta?
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soon I have a full card lads
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DA KUBOL
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Fucking mugs potting the wrong ball
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>>75494178
Like stupid Americunts.
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>Which Snooker legend are you?
http://lebuzz.eurosport.co.uk/quizzes/quiz-snooker-legend-26541/

I got Markus Titus Selbius
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>>75494212
Steve Davis
'You are 'The Nugget'! Anyone who thinks you're boring is just jealous because you ooze class and are incredibly good at what you do. You've also got that sneaky musical side ready to bust out when least expected!'
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>>75494212
Ryanus Dayy.
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>>75494212
>You are 'The Whirlwind'! Results are not all that important to you because you're the fan favourite and loved by pretty much everyone. Entertaining and a maverick, you live in the fast lane and refuse to leave it!
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>>75494212
>You are 'The Grinder'! Your reasoned, cautious approach to life pays dividends and you reap the rewards more often than not. You're wonderfully focused and determined, which is why you're one of life's champions.
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>>75494251
>Ryan Day
>a snooker legend
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>>75494212
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>>75494260
>The Grindr

Are you giving me batty chirps bro?
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>>75494212
I got Dennis Taylor
>You are one of life's most memorable winners! You are clutch under pressure and hold your nerve at the most difficult of times. You never give up and always have a cheeky smile when times get tough
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>>75494212
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>>75494285
Always wondered, is Hendry gay?
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>>75494262
Yess.
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>>75494292
He only goes for oriental twinks
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>>75494292
Stephen likes slags. Proper lad.
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>>75494212
>You are 'The Grinder'! Your reasoned, cautious approach to life pays dividends and you rape the rewards more often than not. You're wonderfully focused and determined, which is why you're one of life's champions.

hmm... what did they mean by this?
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>Marco Poo
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>Gee wizz
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>>75494292
He bangs big bellied slags, so no! He is high test hetero
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Anyone noticed the guy who was earlier wearing a "Rocket" t-shirt is now wearing a "Jester" t-shirt?

Fucking bandwagoner
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>>75494383
>taking a change of clothes to the snooker

What a ledge
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>>75494397
To be both a fan of Ronnie and Selby is taking bandwagoning to the extreme, though.
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>>75494383
That fickle bitch, I hope zesty gives his arsehole a battering at the break
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Fucking hate Selby
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Who else /comfy/ here?
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>Ray Reared 'em
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>>75494410
t. morphy
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>>75494212
>>75494285
>tfw you're Hendry
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Impressive by Selby
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M-Marco don't give up! Don't let the torturer break your spirit!
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Of Fu you so silly.
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Steve's mad as fuck
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>>75494408
Reckon he'll switch tops during every interval depending on who's winning if it's a Selby/O'Sullivan semi-final?
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quick, post your top three favorite players!

mine:
1. rob walker
2. marco fu
3. mark williams

>inb4 bingfags
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I wouldn't have played it either,
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Twentys plenty
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Did I miss today's Pot Quiz??
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>>75494132
How you screw it

...

With a touch of side
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>>75494500
1. Ronnie
2. Higgins*
3. Blorky

* He was GOAT prior to the match fixing thing
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>>75494500
>you will never look like that goofy Nigel Thornberry twat
good feel
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>>75494500
1. Fu
2. Gwan Ronnie
3. Hossein Vafaei
4. The Irish guy in this thread that can beat us all
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Would really like to go out with ar Seema tbqh
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>>75494313
please explain. Isn't he married?
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>>75494415
I made pretzels, so hell yeah I'm comfy.
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>>75494555
She's a proper qt
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Jim Jefferies getting btfo
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Controversial I know but.. GRRRRAWWWWN RONNIE
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>it's a Harry Blorkins breezes past a bunch of literally who's before getting BTFO by the first actual good player he meets tournament
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>I actually play with a very big tip

Not one chuckle throughout all of that Tip segment
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>>75494508
Yes. SelbyWinsLOL.

>>75494555
Would like to have dinner with her 2bh.

>>75494557
> In 2014, Hendry left his wife after 19 years of marriage and moved to England to pursue a relationship with 26-year-old children's entertainer and actress Lauren Thundow, whom he had met at a snooker event the previous year.

>>75494615
N-not this year, la.
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I reckon Ebdon went to the same hyperbolic commentary school as Owen Hargreaves, every shot is tough before the shot and a great shot afterwards
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>>75494624
>leaving your waifu, that stayed with you while you were going around the planet playing snooker for some slag
Disgusting desu senpai
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Ronny
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>>75494654
You don't keep potting the same ball, you move onto the next one.
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>>75494624
>In 2014, Hendry left his wife after 19 years of marriage and moved to England to pursue a relationship with 26-year-old children's entertainer and actress Lauren Thundow
Hendo's missed a trick there, if you're going to leave your wife and start screwing a younger girl why settle for a 26-year old? Go for a 19-year old you old dog.
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Will someone please pot this fucking blue
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>>75494682
Would pot your brown, if you know what I mean, m80 ;)
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>>75494682
>Blorkins
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Fu..
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>>75494783
>Stage 100
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>>75494809
>implying the chinks don't keep the good stuff for themselves and put the crap stuff on the fenders
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>>75494849
>>75494809
Oh, it is a Fender. Derp, though it was a shitty knock off. Don't Fender normally put their logo on the grill?
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>>75494878
Probably got knocked off moving it around, or they took it off for some reason.
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>>75493278
What station in this on? Eurosport over here is shit and doesnt show snicker
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>>75494911
It's just finished. Coverage resumes at 7pm (45 bings)
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>switching language on Eurosport to Eng
>Scottish commentator
>mfw

It was McManus, wasn't it? Like honey to my ears. Seriously, for non native speaker I consider this accent the sexiest.
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>actually had to work all day
>missed two decent sessions

Fuck's sake
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>>75494975
iktf
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>>75494654
This tßh. I somehow lost all respect for him. He became a sadder midlife crisis man than the Clown.
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>>75494005
>>75494015
It's those big fat eyelids
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Seema 2bh lads
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>>75495139
He doesn't sleep, he plows his waifu all night.
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RONNIE IN 10 MINS!!!!
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IS IT TIME
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GWANNNN RPMMMOE!!!!
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>tree
I love Ken
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will it be an absolutely epic night?
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STAND UP IF YA LOVE THE SNOOKER

STAND UP YOU SAD BASTARDS
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UGAABUGAA RPNOOE
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>>75495448
Nigga u ain't getting me out of bed
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paddies in the house
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>>75495462

YOU'RE RUINING THE ATMOSPHERE FOR EVERYONE!!1!
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GHWRONNIE
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147 incoming
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haha
>Ding
haha
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Any mugs still in the tournament?
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bit early no?
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>>75495510
b-but he's the maximum man
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>>75495505
Selby
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>not going for the 147

Overrated sack of shit.
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>no 147
D R O P P E D
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>it's a commentary team refer to the asian player as "the yellow" episode
don't think I can stand to watch this again. disgusting racism
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>Dutch commentator making wrong calls every time

he'll go for pink now
>Goes for black
pink or blue for sure
>Pots yellow
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WE'LL BE SINGING
H
E
N

W
E
'
R
E

D
I
N
G
I
N
G
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>No 6 minute 147
Punish him Ding
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>"plays this shot so well"
>"just watch how he plays it"
>completely fucks it up
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SMASH IT INTO THE PACK LIKE A MADMAN RONNIE

GWAN
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>>75495553
i actually unsubbed from eurosport because they don't let you switch languages

hungarian dudes were making wrong calls too and couldn't shut up for a second
they must have had hundreds of printed out statistics because they kept telling us about it

ruining comfy
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eurosport goons going on and on about the tip
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Get off your phone John
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>the overpopulated city of ding
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>love's the snooker

He's hardly going to say "he's a pleb tier event chasing casual who only shows up for Ronnie matches" now is he?
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>>75495596
You bet Fred
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Me in the rocket t-shirt
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THAT CUNT HAS NOW SWITCHED BACK TO HIS ROCKET SHIRT
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>>75495553
>no Rudy Bauwens for this match

Gotta love Rudy. You can hear him typing on his computer and probably looking for a BBC stream so he can copy the commentary.
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>>75495608
Me coughing
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Ding a fucking ling lads
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friendship with fu has ended
ding is now /mychink/
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think this year is ding's year
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>>75495633
did fu lose 8-0
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>>75495633
Would you touch his ding dong?
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DING
I
N
G
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TOP BANANA
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>>75495636
Nah, even if he went up against Kylo Ren in the final, he'd throw the game. Ding could never bear the pressure of a Crucible final.
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>>75495645
>it doesn't matter about this black

#BlackBallsMatter
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>that fuckface with the backwards cap and sleeve tattoos
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Will they finish this match tonight?
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>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think Selby can be beaten
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>>75495650
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>>75495656
He's called Kryen Wilson m8, he's a player
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Monk looking awkward there
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Garry Monk looks like Selby's blonde cousin
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>>75495660
tomorrow afternoon
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I want you to play, with my ding a ling
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>perhaps that scare in the last round has calmed him down

As opposed to the several-hour break eh Steve?
>>
>>75495654
Hope this meme was out in full force when McCloud was playing
>>
>>75495663

The bloke on the left looks so closeted it's deranged,
>>
>>75495676
*chokes the playoffs*
>>
TON UP?
>>
>>75495697
Woman on the right be all "this is the last time he drags me to this fookin shit"
>>
Which three players would you invite to a dinner party?
I'd go Bing, Bazza and Wenbo
>>
>>75495731
>Ding ends up eating everyone's dinner
>>
>>75495731
Bing, Blorky and Davis (or Maquire if they need to be active)
>>
>>75495731
Ding, Dong, Davis.
>>
Why is that guy constantly putting the balls back, why is he allowed in the venue. Stop messing with the game already
>>
>>75495731

I'd bring Hurricane, Whirlwind and Michaela.
>>
>>75495749
>you
>>75495756
Retired / dead players are allowed

Keep in mind if anyone chooses Rpmmie, he'd have to bring his doctor and Damien Hirst, so there's your 3.
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>>75495731

Dott
Hendry
Ebdon

For a giggle.
>>
anyone else hear rerrow?
>>
DAT RED

>>75495786
>me
>>
gwan rpmmie
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>>75495731
Fu, Bing

and Morphy as a food waste disposer
he would sit at a different table
>>
>>75495778
Shhh!!!!
>>
>>75495792
>Graeme please come out of the bathroom
>Stephen please tell your girlfriend to put her clothes back on
>Peter for the last time we don't have any fucking acai berries!
>>
>>75495785
Good Call! MichaellA rules. Legit
>>
>>75495792
>Dott collects all the napkins and tries to fashion a noose out of them
>>
this counter clearance though
>>
Holy hell of a match
>>
>ywn be Selby's ballboy
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Lovely
>>
Ding just went into shock
>>
I'd love Jason Mohammed to be my boss, seems a lovely bloke
>>
We all love you Ronald.

/OURGUY/
>>
Gotta switch to Eurosport soon...shame
>>
Would never touch a scots drink
>>
>>75495909
He's good on 606.
>>
>>75495896
how was the gulyás?
>>
147....doh
>>
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>>75495731
Bing, Ding, King.
>>
Ding is such a top little lad
>>
>>75495785
>Hurricane and Michaela

You wanna see her getting raeped?
>>
>>75495995
When he cried all those years ago after losing to Runny, that was fierce gaming
>>
fucking another ronnie counter clearance incoming
>>
Ronnie will choke. Dubs confirms
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>>75496097
>rpmmie
>>
Hell yeah!
>>
>not giving ding the chance to choke a long shot

Why do people like this fucking manchild?
>>
>>75496097
he's gonna blame his tip soon probably
>>
Absolutely hate this bald prick in the studio with Steve. Wish it was that autistic Scottish blonde woman.
>>
>doubting Ronnie

Enjoy your 10 minutes of glee
>>
>>75496144
He always has an excuse ready
>muh tip
>the crowd were fidgeting
>the cameraman was in the way
>there's a reflection distracting me
>the ref is a fucking nightmare
Every other player just gets on with it
>>
>>75496160
Ronnie's head goes and he starts sperging out.
>>
>>75496153
Don't mind Jason Mohammed pbuh desu
>>
>>75496153

This is the closest one can find to Hazel Irvine in a revealing outfit...

Also, why do Jocks need their own Baftas? Their programming is 99% the same as British stuff save for regional news.
>>
do you think top players actually worry about playing Ronnie or just treat it like any other match? I feel like they probably don't care
>>
>>75496223
i think they only fear or dislike playing against selby desu
>>
>>75496223
He can make you look foolish.
>>
>>75496214
>why do jocks need their own Baftas

Everything is like this in Scotland when it comes to media / events / politics. It's tacky and shit and looks like it's been done on a shoe-string budget and you just know that behind it is some prick who is desperate for Scotland to be seen as relevant and important.
>>
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>>75496223

He's patently beatable.
>>
>>75496223
i think its his general popularity and how the media always puts him on a pedestal that makes it more difficult to play against him

his gameplay is a coinflip
when he is busy calling out the ref, tip, crowd that is usually the sign that he is not in the mood for snooker
when he is fully focused then good luck
>>
Random question: How popular is snooker in the UK/Europe?

Never watched snooker until today, looks pretty cool.
>>
#headsgone
>>
>>75496319
nice try neil

now go back to wow
>>
>rpnnie
>Dong

>>75495952
Marvelous
>>
>>75496319
largely unpopular outside UK i think
>>
>>75496223
I feel as though seeing as it's almost out of your hands whether or not you win it can't be that bad

if he turns up, you lose, if he doesn't, play your game and win
>>
Excitement fills the air... Mmm.
>>
>>75496319

UK - Most casuals will have heard of Ronneh but that's more or less it.

Europe - irrelevant
>>
>>75496319
It's watched and gets a bit of mainstream coverage but it's in the tier below the really popular sports. Not sure what it's like on the continent
>>
Recommend be a good cue with a soft tip
>>
>>75496388
my willy
>>
>>75496388
I have a £20 Argos Ken Docherty signature. Highly recommend.
>>
NO RAPE OF DONGDING
>>
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our boy is winning 7-5
>>
>talking about dangerous animals while the Human Leopard is prowling behind you
Is Steve trying to signal for help?
>>
Commercial s suck and so does Eurosport.
>>
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>Fu practicing in comfy sweater
my boy
>>
>>75496506
need to earn those bajillions they paid for the olympics somehow
>>
>>75496506

Shame we're not living under a communist dictatorship.
>>
>>75496564
Maj, butt a red button would be nice.
>>
>>75496506
>Not watching Opsporing Verzocht in the meantime and hoping you can turn in your neighbours to the police
>>
>>75495613
>>75495576
>>75495553
>tfw the Finnish eurosport commentators are knowledgeable, comfy, and have good bants when the players fuck up
>>
Jimmy fucking hates sharing a sofa with Foulds. Hes so uncomfortable with him. Then again who wouldnt.
>>
>>75496319
Was massive in the 80s in the UK. 18.5 million people said up to 1 in the morning to watch the final.

I'd say it's just ahead of darts nowadays, only because of the BBC events though.
>>
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D R O P P E D
>>
>>75496622

Example of Finnish bants?
>>
>>75496649
WTF i love Ronnie now
>>
>>75496622
I get English or Dutch, both terrible. Ambient option would be good
>>
>>75496622
>Björn Haneveer – De ex-professional vertelt altijd bevlogen over de sport en de spelers. Zijn jarenlange ervaring in de sport en de snookerwereld hoor je terug in zijn commentaar. Naast zijn werk als commentator is Haneveer ook erg handig, hij is installateur van deuren en parketvloeren.

allow me to translate

>Björn Haneveer - The ex-professional snooker player always affectionately tells about the sport and the players. His many years of experience in the sport and the snooker world are reflected in his comments. In addition to his work as a commentator, Haneveer is also very useful, he is an installer of doors and parquet floors.
>>
>>75496649
>Bing votes UKIP, loves the queen and eats tunnock teacakes
>Ronnie votes for Corbyn labour, is a republican and eats oreos

Hmm
>>
C E N T U R Y
>>
>barry
>ding
>higgings
>selby
eh not sure how i feel about it for the semifinals
hope there will be some comebacks
>>
>>75496649

Unless you're a high performing banker or on the board of a multinational, a vote for May is a vote for getting raped.

Corbyn is an utterly inept tosser who surrounds himself with abhorrent cunts like Phillips and Abbot, but the nothing he offers and his lack of direction are still a far sight better than what the Tories will do to this country.
>>
THE GREAT YERROW PERIL WILL SOON DESTWOY GWAN RONNIE
>>
>>75496684
>Björn Haneveer – De ex-professional vertelt altijd bevlogen over de sport en de spelers. Zijn jarenlange ervaring in de sport en de snookerwereld hoor je terug in zijn commentaar. Naast zijn werk als commentator is Haneveer ook erg handig, hij is installateur van deuren en parketvloeren.
top kek, sides have abandoned my body
>>
gwan ron-

oh
>>
>>75496703
>Unless you're a high performing banker or on the board of a multinational, a vote for May is a vote for getting raped.

What a load of shit.
>>
>>75496703
I know the term kys gets thrown around lightly on here but literally fucking kys cunt
>>
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>politics in comfy /147/
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>>75496783
>>
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Please refrain from arguing about politics on /147/.

Thank you.
>>
DAT RED

>>75496808
TYBJan
>>
that pot

hnng
>>
>>75496808
This post literally stopped me from finishing a political post that I was typing. Good job.
>>
I want to believe Ding can win this

But yet I still doubt...
>>
Are there really no ronniefags on here? Were there many last year?

Is everyone that sick of him at this point.
>>
Everyone stop talking about how great Corbyn is
>>
>>75496920
>Are there really no ronniefags on here?
I'm one lad but there's not much to cheer about right now.
>>
>>75496920
Everyone is just being contrarian, Ronnie is obviously the most enjoyable player to watch
>>
Is ding our new /our(our)/ourour((male(female))/guy??
>>
>>75496920
pretty sure deep down everybody is a ronniefag

probably just appreciating snooker in general is more important in such a match
>>
>>75496927
i for one certainly will refrain from harping on about the majesty of Corbyn
>>
Ding is absolutely CRUCIFYING Rpmmiw
>>
Consider the following: Ding winning this would be cool but Ronnie has better chances of stopping SelbyWinsLOL.
>>
Ronnie is the best. This is the final. And it's not over yet
>>
>>75496945

Nah.
>>
R-Ronnie will come back tomorrow with a new tip and bang out a couple of 147s right?
>>
>>75497030
Higgins is playing well and he's basically a hybrid of Ronnie and Selby
>>
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who /ding/ here?
>>
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What a great
Frame
of
Snooker.

I like
Ronald O'Sullivan
but
丁俊晖
is playing better and has more
Frames.
>>
>>75497040
Nah, Ronnie's done. Underachieved in his career because everyone blew sunshine up his arse and called in le ebin genius so he never felt the need to apply himself and reach his full potential.

Selby will win more titles and Worlds than GWAN.
>>
C E N T U R Y

>>75497047
ABSelby 2bh
>>
TON UP
O
N

U
P
>>
>>75496975
I know I'm a ronniefag, since the masters he hasn't played well though, its hard to love him when you get the impression he decides when he wants to play to win.
>>
>>75497077

Grow up.
>>
>>75497047
untill he starts betting on his own match
>>
Both tables tons wow
>>
kmao
>>
THIC
>>
>>75496808
please remove this man >>75497077 from the crucible
>>
>>75497077
Shoo shoo Shareblue
>>
>>75497101
META
>>
What by does no one love based Wilson
>>
Ding unironically just wants it more.
>>
There's a lot more qts this year.
>>
>>75497137
weird name
weird eyes
tribal tattoos
inappropriate nickname
>>
>>75497162
Too many qts and the sport will be ruined.

They need to be a rarity imo.
>>
imagine if he levels the score again kek
>>
>>75497178
he's hella playa tho
>>
Ronnie is the most underrated player to ever hit the baize.
>>
>>75497205
Ronnie has the weakest mental game when he's losing, he's about to go 4 frames behind. I promise you he has lost this.
>>
>That thickness in the black + white blouse.

Wew lads.
>>
>phone is running out of battery
>recently got a new work phone
>can continue /147/posting with the second phone without getting up from the sofa and getting a charger
/comfy/
>>
>>75497246
that's the Ref you autistic pervert
>>
>Ronnie in vegetable mode
>>
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Is rpmmie melting?
How did this happen?
>>
Reminder that Rpmmie will be BTFO by World Snooker lawyers once Ding knocks him out of the tournament
>>
>>75497309
Barry's reversed the polarity of the magnets after his comments earlier in the tournament
>>
This thread is sending Ronnie far too many bad vibes.
>>
Ronnies just exited.
>>
Even the GWAN Ronnies don't sound enthusiastic
>>
we should cheer ronnie on lads

match has to be more exciting
>>
>rpmmie
>>
>Ronnie O'Sullivan: 11 (eleven)
>>
Waiting for the twitch... Maybe tommorroww.
>>
He's not in this match at all. Hasn't been right all day.
>>
Fu would have potted that
>>
The CMONRONNIE's must be annoying when your on the other table
>>
HAIRY LONDON MANLET ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
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>rpnnie
>>
i can't look at a chink without thinking of their small hairy penis
>>
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CANT WAKE UP
>>
Im out so cant watch is ronnie playing shit?
>>
Shame about Ronnies run of form this year, was hoping he would at least make the quarters.

He is one of the main reasons why people watch snooker and he is good for business.
>>
Rpmmie meltdown incoming
>>
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>>75497486
I think you're gay desu
>>
>>75497486

Thats raging homosexuality for you.
>>
>>75497486
thats gay anon>>75497489
>>
>tfw Ronnie is a player I've always admired
>tfw I find him exciting both on and off the baize
>tfw I find myself hoping he loses every match because the GWANRONNIE cunts are beyond insufferable

Why can't normiescum let me have comfy things?
>>
If rpnnie can get 9-7 Ding will choke tomorrow
>>
This is far from over Fools!!!!
>>
>>75497525
this
>>
>>75497490

He just wearing his doesnt give a fuck crown especially tight tonight.
>>
>>75497498
>was hoping he would at least make the quarters
But this is the quarters, m8.
>>
>>75497525
Ronnie hasn't been that amazing for quite some time, though. His last Crucible title was 4 years ago.
>>
I wonder if the Rocket t-shirt guy is gonna sneakily switch to a Ding shirt
>>
Ding?! Pick it up yourself you lazy fuck??
>>
>>75497563
As in through them sorry.
>>
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Even as an ABR, this is a GOAT crucible moment
>>
>>75497642
Nah, he's nice and makes the ref feel special.

>>75497644
Ah, alright.
>>
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>That rest randomly dropping from the holder
>>
quarters are an absolute letdown so far
>>
Ronnie's thousand yard stare
>>
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>>75496808
*BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>>
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>>75497680

Uncle Barry will be switching on the magnets tomorrow.
>>
GWAN RONNIE
I'M STILL A FAN EVEN IF THESE FAIRWEATHERS HAVE GIVEN UP ON YA
>>
>Rpnnie
>>
>>75497667
That was a rugged moment indeed. What it's all about.
>>
>>75497719
>rugged
w-what?
>>
>Steve trying so hard to sidestep admitting that Rpmmie has been shit
>>
>>75497731
Fierce gaming, crying, that man doesn't give a fudge.
>>
Really hope we get a Ding/Barry final. Can't stand that cunt Higgins
>>
Ronnie needs this frame or he may an hero tonight
GWAN
>>
What's he thinking right now?
>>
>>75497768
Anyone but Selby please
>>
>>75497767
I am no closer to understanding. In fact, I am more confused.
>>
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>>75497667
Do you believe someone shouted this?

That was his excuse for crying. To this day I truly believe it was a 'grawn Ronneh' that he misheard.
>>
>>75497775
>my career has been a huge disappointment
>>
Absolutely no reason not to put money on Selby to win this tournament now.
>>
>>75497775
I wonder if the Austrian autist on /147/ is making fun of me
>>
>>75497805
>he thinks Rpmmie would have beaten The Torturer
>>
>>75497775
''Hendry will always have more Triple Crown titles than me''
>>
SULLYMAN
>>
>>75497816
Be nice, Austribro is a good lad
>>
>>75497775
>my hurt feet
>i just want to raid with neil
>wish i put a zuccini down ebdons throat when i had the chance
>where exactly are the cueballs going
>>
>implying Ronnie didnt have a beat on 10-6 end of the session
>>
Gwan Ronneh
>>
Fucking ronnie fags, jesus christ
>>
We all know he can batter Ding, but it's like he doubts himself too much or something, covered with a fake veneer of confidence. This humanity is why he is so beloved by the nation.
>>
>>75497768
Wanting to win so bad...
>>
GGWANAANANNNN RONNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>Ronnie centuries In the time it takes Ding to make a 30 break

You could have done this earlier you fucking spastic
>>
Look at that, he finally woke up
>>
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Decent break tbf

>Rpmmiefags on suicide watch
>>
>>75497847
feet hurt*
>>
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That last frame was pure ronnie of old.
>>
C E N T U R Y
GWAN RONNIE

>>75497847
>>wish i put a zuccini down ebdons throat when i had the chance
lel
>>
>>75497868

That fucking guy sounded like Ronnie had just blootered one in from forty yards out.
>>
>dislike Ronnie when he's ahead
>feel bad for him when he's behind

hmm
>>
>Casually destroys the frame in under 5 minutes
>>
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>>75497896

He's entertainment. Quite a few in the top 16 aren't.
>>
>>75497792
Sick, i think he really wanted to win but lost to god Ronny even though he was just sexteen. That's adorable
>>
Ding will choke, Ronniefags will be proper on it
>>
>the rural, inbreeding town of Kyren Wilson
>>
>>75497915
This , snooker need entertaining characters. /147/ is like a group of old men
>>
>>75497768
It's going to be GWAN vs FU
The memes will it, praise kek
>>
Just put a cheeky £50,000 on John Higgins to miss a green into the right middle pocket in the 16th frame.

Got a good feeling ;)
>>
Can Higgins just fuck off.
>>
>>75497937
INNOCENT

Genuinely think John will win the tournament, he's looking like old Jiggins
>>
>>75497956
"no"
>>
>showing Steve Davis' ghost blowjob celebration again
ffs BBC you've shown it about fifty times over the past week
>>
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good night lads
>>
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>It's only half 9

ITS NOT A RACE GUYS
>>
Snooker on other channels isn't very comfy. Something about the way the BBC does it that adds to the atmosphere.
>>
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>>75497998
Goodnight, /147/. Will miss a bit of tomorrow.
>>
>>75497998
>>75498049
bye bye, FFFs (foreign flag friends)
>>
Fu - Robertson was way more enjoyable despite being a spaghetti fest
>>
>>75498049
Nite
X

>tfw wagecuck who can only catch evening sessions
>>
>>75498014

I agree. Same with Boxing, it's weird when it isn't Sky's laddy production, and at an arena in the UK.
>>
Good night lads!
Probably still sick tomorrow so I'll be here all day.
>>
>>75498071
Evening sessions are superior anyway 2bh.
>>
>>75497804
I think that would be difficult to assume as he is the largest financial earner in snooker history. As in not just tournaments but including media. He's amassed like £30 million.
>>
>tfw only 15 more sessions

Where did the time go
>>
>>75498109
Where's the time ball going ;_;
>>
>>75498108
Measuring sporting success in purely financial terms is runt-tier logic.
>>
>>75498108
Hmmm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_snooker_millionaires
>>
>>75498200
>Last updated 2010
>>
I for one am glad it ended earlier than usual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqM17G_Ms10
>>
>>75498230
are you claiming ronnie has made £15m in prize money in 6 and a bit years?
>>
>>75497486
Come out of your closet...
>>
>>75498108
Competitive people don't give a fuck about how much money they make especially when they already have enough to live off
>>
Ding will beat Ronnie, and then beat the Leopard to just lose in the Finals to fucking Barry Hawkings.

Mark my words
>>
>>75498741
His name is Hawkins, but other than that, I could see it happening.
>>
nigger
>>
does anyone else get watch the snooker with their own cue?

i literally never play snooker but i ordered a cue from argos and i just assemble it to watch the snooker when it's on. and form time to time i'll chalk it while i take a sip of water.

i'm thinking about ordering a tuxedo next, just for the added immersion.

can't just be me?
>>
>>75497935
>praise kek
delete this
>>
>>75500280
We all do it.
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Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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