/mlb/ general - TEDDY BALLGAME edition

>>75492605
>bombston
>rags
>orange ducks

Will Thames hit 50 dongs this yr?

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Wankees

>>75492605
Pirates I guess.

>>75492637
Judge is a big guy

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1STROS

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Reposting from the other general.

1.5 GB patch for the The Show desu, apparently they fixed most of the freezing and uncounted wins.

What's the best MLB game for PC? I've heard MVP 05 can be modded and is pretty great; is that my best option?

>>75492710
Backyard Baseball

Who are the team with the worst current and future prospects?

I'm trying to have an actually challenging save on OOTP

>>75492710
That's the best, if you want some more up to date stuff there was a 2k one a few years back that's quite fun but it wasn't great compared to MVP/The Show

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Injuns

>>75492726
>there was a 2k one a few years back
Christ it's actually 5 years old already

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Who /1 hit/ here?

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FREDDY GALVIS

>>75492692
I got up early and wanted to get a quick game in before work. Basically spent that free time downloading the patch. I'm happy they're fixing stuff but patches and day 1 installs are fucking ridiculous.

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MARINERS!

>>75492864
Played 2 games and both counted, even after one guy quit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sji3zduFBDc

>>75492864
Oh thank god.

Mess were off yesterday and hopefully get rained out tonight.

Need a few days to raise their HP back up

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>Chris Tillman
>Dylan Bundy
>Wade Miley
>A Sea of Dumpster Dives
>Ubaldo Jimenez
>Kevin Gausman
When the bats wake up and Tilly is back, literally who could stop us?

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>>75492994
I just want the captain back
I'd rather have .100 Wright then .100 Reyes

>>75493010
>Miley
>good
This delusion

>BENINTENDI

>>75492915
hahaha broken ass game, I take this post back

I activated the Yankees/Red Sox Time Limited challenge.
You need to score 20 runs with Redsox or Yankee players.
Wanted to check if i scored any.
I now have 16/20 runs.
Its counting all runs.

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cop or nah?

>>75493281
Kill yourself first

>>75493281
>"cop"
>"fitted
>non team color
>yankees

kys

>>75493356
>>>75493322
>hating the army

>>75493367
>wearing anything camo
nigger puh-leez

>>75493367
>disrepecting the army

>>75493322
I bet if it matched your Adidas track suit you'd like it

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>The Royals have scored 2 runs or fewer 8 games in a row. Just so you know, the last AL team with a longer single-season streak was Mario Guerrero's '78 A's (9)
>Another scary Royals tidbit: They're hitting .199 as a team. Last team with an AVG under the Mendoza Line in April: The 2003 Tigers - lost 119!

>>75493596
I haven't seen many Royals hats around Wichita lately. Fucking bandwagonning scum

>>75493418
LMAO

>>75493596
>won world series 2 (two) years ago
>maintain basically same roster
>absolute shit in current year

how does that even happen

>>75493663
>lean heavy on bullpen
>lose most of bullpen

>>75493663
Because the Cubs have come on top lmao. It's actually really funny seeing these teams think that they can even compete lmao

>>75493596
i dont think i've ever seen a team age as poorly as the royals

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>>75493596
JUST

>>75493596
>whos fans talking about their nonexistent offense
>score 12 to the royal's 1

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post yfw Ervin Santana shuts out the >rags tonight

>>75493816
Joe Morgan is was a great second baseman

>>75493835
Better than Addison Russell

>>75493858
Russell isn't a second basemen dumb fuck lmao

>>75493790
>>75493596

The White Sox are the first opponent the Cleveland Indians have thrown a back to back shutout against. They also held them to 23 straight scoreless innings during which they only had two hits.

Whose offense is worse?

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>his team only has 3 aces

>>75493885
>second basemen
>basemen
>ba semen
>semen

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Anyone been to SunTrust yet? What was your experience like?

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>>75493663

>Basically the same roster

The blew up their amazing bullpen, which may have been their greatest strength.
No Johnny Cueto at the top of the rotation
Kendrys Morales had 108 RBI's that year, now he's on the Blue Jays
Ben Zobrist now plays for the Cubs
Management has done NOTHING to fill the gaps, looks like the Royals may have gotten Marlin'd

Those are some pretty important pieces missing from a WS roster

>>75493957
Can someone explain why its an hour away from downtown Atlanta?

>>75493961
>that tiger
Kek

>>75493957
Not the most unique ballpark, is it?

>>75493984
Ridiculous costs to build in city limits of Atlanta.
Same reason Jets/Giants stayed in East Rutherford instead of heading to that empty train station in West Side, or LA Rams play in Inglewood wather then LA.

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>>75493961
>tfw Buck Truck loses old friends
>tfw Buck Truck rolls on

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who /who/ here?

>>75494023
It helps that they sign players near identical to the ones they lose (Trumbo is turning into Reynolds before our very eyes)

>>75494092
I'm still waiting for Duok to replace Kakes

>>75494104
Seth Smith?

>>75494137
We don't start him every day.

>>75494152
Because he's shit against LHP, but out there against RHP, it's like watching a clean shaven Kakes out there.

What happened to Steve Pearce?

>>75494226
He's saving all his hits for later in the season.

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

>>75492687
>9-11
What did the rags and doys mean by this?

Will the loser of the Bryce Harper sweepstakes(Yankees) get Manny Machado?

>>75494421
Collapse

>>75494438
No. The winner will get both

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>>75494532
Oh shit. Franco moves to first then?

>>75494538
But where will Donaldson play?

>>75494577
Some other city

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>>75494538
Fug and we'll have to get rid of Saunders too

Looks like red sox-yankees will be rained out tonight. Why is bombston such a shitweather shithole?

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>>75494600
I think that's something we can all get behind

1. Cesar Hernandez
2. Odubel Herrera
3. Mike Trout
4. Bryce Harper
5. Manny Machado
6. Maikel Franco
7. Jorge Alfaro
8. JP Crawford
9. Jerad Eickhoff
Not one ring, not two, not three, not four...

We're gonna have 8 world series victory parades in a row

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Anyone else /DADS/ here?

>BIG
>ORANGE
>DUCK

What the fuck is this garbage projection

1. J.P. Crawford SS (L)
2. Cesar Hernandez 2B (S)
3. Mike Moustakas 3B (L)
4. J.D. Martinez RF (R)
5. Maikel Franco 1B (R)
6. Odubel Herrera CF (L)
7. Jorge Alfaro C (R)
8. Nick Williams LF (L)

What are the odds that the teams signing harper and machado regret it within the first 3 years?

>>75494725
Same odds that this catcher on girl's college softball will be a short fat latina

Pitcher is a blonde with a tight butt doe

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>pitching regressed
>offense making up for it

back-to-back? lets go baby

>>75494710
Stop forcing this shit

>>75492710

http://www.gamesloon.com/free-sports-12/baseball-games-16/winnie-the-pooh-home-run-derby-54790.html

Trigger a team with ONE word: 4 weeks into the season edition

Red Sox: MANNY
Orioles: DUCK

>>75494600
delete this image

>>75494811
Jays: STEVE

>>75494688
Right here m8. Last 3 games have been pretty tough but the boys will pull through

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Who else /startingtherebuildthisoffseason/ here?

>>75494835
Embrace the tank, breh. Discounting the season as a WiP has made it the most fun I've had watching in decades.

>>75494840
couldnt happen to a better team

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>>75494840

it was a good run

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breddy gud

>>75494866

>>75494875

I take that back.

Who is the best baseball writer?

>>75494905
Bill James

>>75494905

Not necessarily an answer, but has anyone else read Dirk Hayhurst's books?

>Started out pretty good but lately and in real life he's turned into an irritating liberal

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>based renteria gets fired mid season for playing .500 baseball against kenny's orders

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this is a pitcher getting his career back on track

please say something nice about him

>>75494940
don't ride dirk bikes

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>>75494938
Proceed to go 0-81 for the last half
Draft someone who isnt Seth Beer and trade him with Moncada for Pablo Sandoval while signing Arod

ALWAY'S

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>>75494940

>ERA 2 full runs below his FIP

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>>75494952

>brings Bradley out of forced retirement

GETS

Imagine not being above .700 right now

Must suck

>>75494938
>implying kenny still isn't trying to win

He got rid of sale and Eaton for being trouble makers.

>tfw he trades moncada for starting pitching at the deadline and wins 83 games

Are the Cubs going to be in the elite franchise category of Yankees/Red Sox/Dodgers/Cardinals?

>>75495107
>fans rejoice at first over .500 season since 2012

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>>75495113
>elite franchise
>Dodgers

>>75495113
Replace Red Sox with Giants

1th for Rockies

How boring is it that the D-Backs and Rockies are fighting for first instead of Giants/Dodgers?

>>75495206
>Implying it isn't better when the underdog wins out

>>75495206
>cheering for liberal SJWs or gangland spics
dbacks and rocks are much better to cheer for

>>75495224

>autists and DUDE WEED's

>>75495206
Dodgers aren't too far from 1st place though

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>Reminder that this happened 41 years ago today

>>75492637
wtf happened to betances i grabbed him for my fantasy team and he never plays

>>75495206
two cool up and coming franchises versus the two most cancerous franchises

nah, seems pretty neat

>>75494628
>lillies delusion
Rebuilds dont work like that

>>75495230
>can't think of an insult for Arizona
>I know! Autists!!

>>75495252
What is this?

>>75495268

>Sneks fans dont even know their star pitcher

>>75495274
some cucks tried burning the flag on a field to protest the vietnam war

>>75495266
*points to the 2016 cubs*

>Spend more money than any other team in baseball
>Haven't been to the world series

>>75495274
Some protestors were going to burn an American flag. Rick Monday of the Chicago Cubs saw this, ran up and grabbed the flag from them.

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>>75495252

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>>75495206

How boring is it that we won't have DG in full force tonight for what would have been kersh vs bum, but instead that dummy wrecked his shoulder

>>75495288
Go fucking kill yourself retard

>>75495319

>wanting a pissboi shitposting power hour

>>75495328
Meant for
>>75495275

At least the Doyers will get BLACHED again tonight

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/26271672/v1198933283/ladsf-blach-tosses-eight-scoreless-knocks-two-hits/?query=ty%2Bblach%2Bdodgers

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>>75495332

>not wanting to see the 3rd bumblasting, and attempt at damage control by listing regular season achievements

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>>75495375

DELET THIS

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>>75493697
>Cubes"fans'

>>75495262
Literally neither of those teams matter though.

Can't wait for the Dodgers to take their rightful place

>>75495392
Rightful place of eliminated in October?

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>>75495385

here's part one

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>>75495206
>subhuman Calicancer teams are finally irrelevant
Best feel

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>>75495418

I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING DELETE THIS REEEEEEE

>buy mlb the show
>can't even make an eephus and gyroball throwing pitcher

I thought this was a baseball game?

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>>75495426
>AZ
>talking shit about literally anyone

>>75495479
>AZ
>not superior to Cuckoldfornia in every way

>needing 6 games to win the world series

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>>75495451

i legit like kershaw and the dodgers, probably because they provide so much comical content

>>75495490
>having less than 20 world series

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>>75495492

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp23jT4g1gY

>>75495488
There was an entire superman movie about how arizona sucks so bad that a global flood is the only way to improve it

>>75495513
>3rd worlder piping up
>muh Hollyjew movies
Fantastic

>>75495426
What did we do to you?

t. Padres fan

>>75495492
Jesus christ. How many errors were given?

>>75495513
UK is poorer than Alabama, you're in no position to talk shit about anything lmao

>>75495520
>I hate the jews because they actually have money and success

>>75495488
That's why all I see on the 8 East literally every Sunday afternoon is Zonie plates. Because they were so fullfilled by everything offered by AZ that they decided to abandon their wealth of sand, agriculture, and elderly white folk too poor to afford living in Palm Springs and journey to the third world country that is CA? Do I have it right?

>>75495492

>mattingly's face

erry time

>>75495544
Unlike the Brits.

>>75495547
The only people from AZ who willingly move to CA are the illegal beaners Arpaio kicked out.

>white folk
At least we actually have white people in this state.

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>Letting a rookie hit a HR off you in the playoffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XbMhQPNI0E

>>75495548
That's Kurt Russell

Can we agree that the MLB is worse off with a non Giants/Dodgers team at the head of the NL West?

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>>75494804
based

>>75495568
>Zonie doesn't understand East or pick up on context
Weird.
They are on 8 East on Sundays because AZ is so thoroughly cucked by CA that Zonies choose to spend their weekends and money in CA since there is nothing in AZ that can compete, before returning to AZ on Sundays to work their jobs so they can continue getting paid and bringing that salary to CA.

Yeah, Joe did such a good job you guys needed to pass a law allowing the checking of legal status when someone has a back light, because you're so infested by Mexicans that you need to make a laughable effort that still went on to get blown out by the SCotUS. Atta boy, Zonie. Keep digging yourself deeper. Maybe you just stick with how your Sneks are doing better than any teams from Commiefonia. That's really the only valid point you have left.

>>75495533
three

>>75495638
Literally the only thing Cali has that Zona doesn't have are the beaches in SoCal, that's about it.

>you're so infested by Mexicans
L M A O look who's talking

>>75494804

>english version

CASUAL
A
S
U
A
L

>>75495620
California was a mistake

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>Scott Soshnick @soshnick
>BREAKING: Derek Jeter/Jeb Bush-led group wins auction for @marlins, source says. No purchase price given yet #sportsbiz #MLB

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>>75495693

>>75495655
>L M A O look who's talking
Hey, Pot. Kettle here. Maybe we drop the bullshit and stop pretending we both aren't black.

>Literally the only thing Cali has that Zona doesn't have are those things that are absolutely based, that a phrase exists using AZ as a punchline because of how it will never have them
KEK

Can I get a Doyer fan in here to play the irrelevant game with this clown. Please let this fella know everything else CA has that Zonieville doesn't.

>>75495620
No

if anything, New York teams should keep being created and relocated westward.

>>75495492
that's little league or dodgers playoff league tier

>>75495668
>>75495715
Literally no one is talking about the NL West right now.

The rest of the teams are supposed to be free Dodger wins.

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>>75494905
Daniel Okrent

>>75495252
That image and story are kino

>>75495714
Arizona
>largest conservative county in the nation, best gun laws in the nation, low as fuck taxes, fantastic road infrastructure (Tucson doesn't count), affordable living, hard on illegals

California
>overtaxed shithole with Russia tier zoning laws, having to pay 3000 a month to live in a ghetto studio, no guns, open communists in the local governments, beaners, trannies and faggots everywhere, perma-clogged 3rd world highways and chronically under-maintained infrastructure, sanctuary cities, 2nd lowest average IQ in America and looks like fucking Guatemala everywhere outside of Silicon Valley and the OC

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Mets

>>75495806
>overtaxed shithole with Russia tier zoning laws, having to pay 3000 a month to live in a ghetto studio, no guns, open communists in the local governments, beaners, trannies and faggots everywhere, perma-clogged 3rd world highways and chronically under-maintained infrastructure, sanctuary cities, 2nd lowest average IQ in America and looks like fucking Guatemala everywhere outside of Silicon Valley and the OC

You've got me on the second lowest average IQ and chronically under-maintained infrastructure. It's almost like there are a shitload more people that attend our schools and use our infrastructure than those of AZ.
Your last point is a complete asspull, and the rest are just positives described with language that depends on the addition of a negative connotation. Traffic is a pain, but you get used to it. I've been to Scottsdale during rush hour though, pham. Don't even pretend you guys have mastered that beast any better than we have because you haven't.

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>>75495881

>>75495693
Wtf I love the Marlins now

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THANK YOU BASED RICK MONDAY

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>>75495881
Are shit

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>>75495908
>trannies, communists, spics, sanctuary cities and gun bans
>positives
Holy shit you are irredeemable

>I've been to Scottsdale during rush hour though, pham.
Even the busiest rush hour in the valley is absolutely nothing compared to the shit you experience daily when driving around metro LA. I mean at least NYC has fantastic public transport to make up for it, you faggots have nothing.

>>75495754
>Literally no one is talking about the NL West right now.
And this is bad how?

Man I can't wait until the Rockies and DBacks go back to the basement where they belong with the Giants and Padres

>>75496000
Waste of trips.

>no pennants since the 80s

literally lmaoing at how bad the NL West is this year.

>>75495979
>Holy shit you are irredeemable
>Positives: largest conservative county in the nation, best gun laws in the nation, low as fuck taxes, fantastic road infrastructure (Tucson doesn't count), affordable living, hard on illegals
Goes both ways, phamalam. Maybe we just stay on our own side of the line? With the Chorgers gone, I won't be going to Scottsdale anytime ever again.

>>75496018
>bad
>3 contenders in the Snakes, Pebbles, and slumping Jints

(You)

>>75495693
Pls be real

>>75496073
All of those are objectively positives unless you happen to be a welfare queen illegal tranny yourself.

>>75495693
Can someone explain fucking Miami to me?

>full of Cubans who LOVE baseball
>nobody watches the local team, everyone bandwagons the Yankees instead
Why even have a team then?

Last two digits confirm number of wins the Dodgers have this year.

>>75496158
I'll give you infrastructure. Housing is only affordable because there is no competition to live anywhere. Everything else is debatable and belongs on another board, and I don't care enough to do so. so I'll just give you another one of these.
>Holy shit you are irredeemable.
and wish you a good day.

>>75495107
>yfw he's right and they're actually a better team without those two

>>75496203
INB4 103

>just won 12-0 in THE SHOW
>he gave up 9 HRs
>complete game 2 hit shutout

w-why didnt he quit?

>>75495714
>Pot calls Kettle black, then proceeds to claim that when Kettle says Pot is calling the Kettle black, he claims that the Kettle is calling the Pot black
Why does the western US exist

>>75495693
holy guacamole

>>75496174
Cubans don't give a shit about america or the traditions

>>75496174
Because their team is run like shit.

>>75496217
>no competition
The Valley has one of the highest population growth rates in America and definitely higher than SD, people are constantly moving here. The reason it's affordable is actually quite simple, we don't rape the market with absurdly restrictive zoning laws which then allow landlords/sellers to jack up costs to the stratosphere. This is a chronic problem in all of CA and the main reason why you faggots keep moving away from your state and then destroying other places with similar retardation (you already did it to Seattle, Portland and Austin for example).

>Barry Jackson of the Miami Herald reports that the Marlins are "moving forward" with an investment group including Jeb Bush and Derek Jeter to purchase the team.

Does Jeter ever stop winning

Yeb!

>>75495693
>>75495709
>>75495933
>>75496140
ITS REAL
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-25/jeb-bush-derek-jeter-group-said-to-win-auction-for-miami-marlins
JEB BUSH 2020

>>75496390
Jeb confirmed for 2020 electoral vote sweep

>yankees-red sox officially cancelled

Fuck you bombston and i was looking forward to seeing porcello get pounded again

>>75496390
>>75496404
>George manipulates a pro-team ownership into a Presidential run
>Jeb manipulates a Presidential run into a pro-team ownership

What the fuck is wrong with this country.

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Guess who's officially relevant agaaaain

WE CAN FINALLY COME OUT OF THE SHAME HIDING

WHERE MY MARLINS BROS AT?

>>75496439
You will remain irrelevant as long as Don Mattingly is your manager.

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>>75496462
he's a good manager all the players love him

we just need some better starting pitchin

Miami Tortises when?

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>>75496496
*takes you out while pitching a no-no*

>>75496439
#Nope

>>75496461
H-here
I still remember 2003 like it was yesterday

Why hasn't Jose Fernandez pitched this year? Is he hurt?

>>75496558
Just as soon as we have New Orleans Pirates.

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>>75496654
>not this

>marlins finally escape the wrath of loria
>get Jeb! instead
lel

>>75496390
>>75496426
>I'm a bored billionaire, what should I do?
>lol fuck, i dunno, run for President or buy a sports team

I fucking hate you, these people are the worst SimLife players ever.

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SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE

>>75494940
He left the game with hamstring tightness. Hopefully he's okay and doesn't get hurt again this year

Dodgers: 5 GB
Giants: 7 GB

How did this happen?

>>75496691
Watch Jeb be a worse owner than Loria by a factor of 100.

>>75496691
>older brother buys a baseball team
>uses state funds to get a new stadium
>team now worth more due to new digs
>sells for a huge profit, uses money to run for governor

JEB! is coming for you, no matter your affiliation

>>75496734
There's also the Jeter factors

Recent ex-players obsessed with their own image usually don't work well in the office

MARLINS!

>>75496725
>yfw trump buys the mest after his second term and goes undefeated against the marlins

Why is nobody talking about Jeb's older brother, who owned the Texas Rangers and shit the bed every day until he sold them to someone equally as incompetent?

>>75496806
MAKE THE METS GREAT AGAIN

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>>75495693
>Jeb buys the marlins
>obama buys the big down red arrows
>trump finally has the balls to throw first pitch in nationals game and starts to support them

>mlb turns into Pablo Escobar esque thing when the colombian kingpins started owning soccer clubs n shit.

>>75496633
He's dead Jim

>>75496728
Both those teams are shit

>>75496806
do people really believe this? trump single-handedly killed both the USFL and original NASL, due to rampant incompetence. look it up.

>>75496825
>Obama buys the white sox
>first order of business is to find and sign Chris Sales

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>>75495693
>>75496390

>>75496883
>guaranteed rate
>chris sales

would be a perfect fit desu

>>75496850
fuck drumpfffffff and fuck white people amirite

>>75496779
Top tier players typically make shitty GMs, coaches and owners.

>>75496850
It was obviously a joke dipshit

>>75496924
For managers at least the popular theory is that catchers are best suited to it since they're used to dealing with both pitchers and batters.

And most of them aren't superstars in their own right so the move across is easier

>>75493957
>10 miles from downtown Atlanta
Yeah no. The best stadiums are located in their respective cities, not some strip mall suburb.

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Expect us .

>>75495257
The Yankees either lose games, or have big enough leads to wear he doesn't have to come in. That's good for you now, because that means he's less likely to shit the bed in September from overuse.

>>75496971
Leave it to the >rags to fuck it up and put their stadium into buttfuck Arlington.

>>75496996
So? Get some cops and trust fund hipsters and get to gentrifying.

If the Clintons bought the Nationals, would Brock Larper stay in Washington forever?

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>>75496924
Boy howdy

>>75497045
Get faggots. Faggots always turn the worst Mogadishu tier murderhole into a candy cake pretty neighborhood.

>>75497085
reminder that in that pic he was ejected for arguing over a Machado slide into 2nd base

it keeps happening

>>75497061
No, only if his fellow Mormon, Romney, bought the Nats

then every player would be required to convert to Mormonism and wear secret underwear.

>>75497122
Why didn't Brett give that guy in the laundromat some mormon undies?

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A month into the season, who do you think will lose the most amount of games?

>inb4 meme answers like Giants or Dodgers

>>75497306
jays or royals

>turn on miami radio to see what they're saying
>more talk on the NFL draft which is a while away than the biggest development in the history of your franchise

kek

>>75497306
Braves

>>75497329
Jays still have elite starting pitching. Royals I could see.

>>75497306
Fagadelphia

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wtf i love the rays now

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Phillies twitter has been so much better than last year

>>75497306
Bottom 5 teams at the end of 2017
1. whos
2. blow jays
3. dads
4. roylels
5. barves

>>75497501
Padres will win the NL west

>>75497535
Houston will

You just know Jeter is gonna overspend.

>>75497535
Padres will lose 100 games and be happy about it

Renfroe will be a Dodger

>>75497550
>nl west
>houston

>>75497306
Either Jays or Braves

>>75497565
Your point?

>Source: Cody Bellinger is being called up by Dodgers.
>Source: Cody Bellinger is being called up by Dodgers.
>Source: Cody Bellinger is being called up by Dodgers.

>>75497562
>Renfroe will be a Dodger
No one wants to go to the Dodgers. Y'all can't even trade for Ryan Braun lol

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>>75497562
>Renfroe will be a Dodger
He might be one of the few that has a lock on remaining a long term part of the franchise moving forward.

>>75497610
Those are some big words from someone fighting for the basement with the Jints.

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>>75497565
Yeah, and you're gonna like it

>>75497609
I'm afraid he's going to need a while to adjust to major league pitching. He's currently dominating AAA, but he's also striking out a lot. The good thing is that he's also drawing walks at a great level. Seager on the other hand just started dominating from the very start.

>>75495693
Breaking News: The Miami Marlins change their name to the Miami Marlins! per Buster Olney

BYE BYE FAGGOT LORIA

It so happy that I dont care another new yorker bought the team

>>75497441

Lex is probably running their twitter from jail.

What the fuck is Pete Kozma doing for us? He sucks at baseball

>>75496174
a lot of this
>>75496318


But even marlins fans dont trust the owner. if jeb and jeter connect with the fan base people will still start caring. in miami baseball as a sport is more popular then most other markets

>>75497752
Glorious

>>75497753
Get ready to suffer even more as Jeb ruins your team and relocates them to Montreal.

>>75497752
so is the white sox owner now the worst owner in baseball?

>>75497753
Low energy. Sad!

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>>75496439

Marlins Man = A Bitch.

>>75497831
No I fucking ecstatic because now I can watch marlins games. I never did because loria was such a crook and I would never give him money if I didnt have to

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logo change when

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>>75497828
Easily

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>>75497842
Marlins Man = Gets Bitches

Also rich ppl ain't gotta put up with that lack of security

>>75497865

There's nothing wrong with escorts, hell of a lot cheaper than a relationship, but it's nothing to be proud of either.

>>75497865
literally escorts

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>>75497900
Guy is famous, these women beg to sit with him so they can get attention for their instragrams and shit

stay jelly

>>75497932
The dadbod meme died a long time ago, Marlins Man

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>decide to check out the Marlins fan community reaction to this news
>7 posts in the last day or so

>>75497947
>please clap
KEK

>>75497947
I'm all for shitting on the marlins but there's several posts below those header ones that were put up today or yesterday

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Attendance update

Looks like things are starting to fall into place with a couple of exceptions

>>75498009
>>75497947
nvm I confused articles and posts like a moron

The gamethread there didn't break 50 posts

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>>75498019
>Cleveland

>>75497853
>F!

>>75498031
And they won too

Talk about low energy

>>75498040

All they care about is LeBron there.

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>>75497828
>now

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>>75498019
>32k attendance sat
>lose 7-0
>24k attendance sun
>win 6-2
>9k attendance mon
>win 12-1

They're trolling us aren't they

>>75498160
The fewer people watch the Whos, the better they do.

>>75498019
why haven't the A's and Rays been relocated yet?

>>75498181
Doesnt explain that Orioles game though

>>75498031
>>75498079
Yes we are bandwagon city but try following a team where any star player will never last more than at most 3 seasons then go to a yankees. and if the whole team wins the team will have a firesale in a season or two.

>>75498147
lets be serious at worst Reinsdorf and loria were head to head the worst owners in baseball. reinsdorf didnt destroy baseball in two cities

>>75498211
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Teams in most dire need of logo/uniform changes:
>Marlins
>Rays
>Padres
>Dbacks
>Brewers
>Angels