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geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

o/

LETS GO DORTMUND LETS GO

*claps*

Hallo

*enters thread*

*leaves*

why am I not represented in this image, Tobi
this is an outrage

what happened to the last thread

>dumbers

Good morning

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Franco Di Santo

>it's an OP is a customer episode

ugh...I hate these so much...

>OP is a customer episode
huh?

>>75491243
based Tommy Seebach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6tnj7IEI0E

>barely one past meridiem
>wrote exams, went grocery shopping, started the washing mashine, lunch almost done
this is my diary

>>75490362
>>75490424
>>75490451
>>75490457
>>75490332
cute

>>75490303
Morgen Yui

>>75491730
I only know the fourth from left. Who are the others?

>>75491740
chess players

All I know about chess is what I read in Skaknovelle and I don't really seem to remember learning anything about chess from it.

>>75491877
the message is that unless you've been imprisoned with being able to read a book of chess moves the only thing keeping you from going totally insane or are a autistic half-retarded dorftrottel, you'll never be good at chess

>>75491406
Yes

>>75491895
Riiiight

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24-year old striker Pieros Sotiriou from APOEL FC will join FC Copenhagen from the next season on a 5-year contract.

Sotiriou will replace Andreas Cornelius who will leave for a bigger league, probably Atalanta, this summer.

>>75491877
Czech'd
was an ok book

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>>75491981
Lol

>>75492057
Ugh why isn't our crown princess there? She's into all that stuff. Oh right, G20. But the Netherlands aren't members in their own right either.

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>>75491981

>>75492082
Wtf is that outfit

>>75492102
>goes to clothing advisor
>"what can i do for you?"
>-"just fuck my shit up"
>"say no more"

>>75491981
He will he the first Cypriot to play in Superligaen.
This surprised me a bit.

>>75492102
its the just fuck my shit up outfit

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Two Bundesliga legends

>>75492152
>>75492173
Hmmm

Do we have two Magnus calrsen posters in bundes?

>>75492206
looks like new kidz jonge

>>75492212
Maybe (s)he is schizophrenic.

Goooooooood morning btw

hallo und guten morgen!

>>75492206
allan simonens and?

>>75492456
Mark Strudal on the (your) right

>>75492517
thanks

>>75491730
>Chess "genius" cant button his own jacket

FCB FCB

>>75492696
right?

>>75492696
2smart4u

>>75492696
hes too smart for you

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>>75492152
>>75492173

>>75492745
>>75492796

Which one of them is evil?

fell asleep

>>75492890
you're so far away denmark, come closer i can hardly see your flag now

Can you dance to Real McCoy - Another Night?

how do lovers talk to each other

>>75492907
hehe

>>75492945
Observe every conversation between Brazil and Denmark

>the Danish 4chan flag still hasn't been fixed

>>75493002
whats there to fix

>>75493049
Well it's all wrong

>>75493058
okay

>>75493071
The horisontal stripe is supposed to be right in the middle. If you zoom in, you'll see it's too low.

Well you don't even need to zoom in I guess

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I drew this for you

>>75493163
Thank you

>>75493166
Do all what

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Speaking of footballers and their cars...

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Extension until 2019

>>75493263
>aldiletten and socks
lmao

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>>75493276

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Watzke: „Er ist ein Kind der Region, ein richtig guter Typ“

It always makes me smile that "ein richtig X Typ", something funny about it

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could this be a little blueberry plant?

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Wow...

Is this /bundes/?

>>75493340
si

>>75493316
thought that was arno dübel from the thumnail

>>75493320
no idea, but thanks for the ohrwurm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI77MQToIFE

>Eriksen feeding Messi sugarballs from next season
God, I can't wait
It will be even better than Laudrup-Romario
https://youtu.be/V3fEP1I-hbY

saged

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Thomas Delaney took part in Bremen's regular training today.

>>75494343
sHE is shit lmao

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>>75493864

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>>75493312
>Er ist ein Kind der Region, ein richtig guter Typ“

>Plays for Turkey.

>>75494757
He was smart.
Löw doesn't like Dortmund players.

Did based Brazil get banned?

Regardless, we love & think of you.

>>75494829
Kek, shareholders are soooooo mad that Löw never rated all their overhyped meme players.

>>75494845
I hope you enjoy him when he finally gets the job he has been angling for.

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Statement from Blockflöte - part of the Gladbach 'Sottocultura' group. They say tonight will be their last home game until further notice.

>>75494845
unlike Buyern who did

>>75495105
Shet up idiot

Frankfurt: Hradecky, Chandler, Abraham, Hector, Oczipka, Tawatha, Mascarell, Gacinovic, Rebic, Fabian, Hrgota

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>>75495105

>>75495146
Gladbach: Sommer, Elvedi, Christensen, Vestergaard, Wendt, Strobl, Dahoud, Traoré, Stindl, Hofmann, Hahn

>>75495211
kek
>M'gladbach in charge of proper communication

pls buy a d cultivate more players

>>75495531
Maybe it wasn't a mistake.
Thee was that thing with the banner against Schalke in the EL that they weren't allowed to use.

I think the club deliberately destroyed it.

>>75495565
that's property damage, though

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Easy win today

>>75495581
Is Mor sad because he's half-danish?

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>>75490300
>mfw the away record is dismal

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OC

>>75495602
Yes

>>75495635
Yes

gimme a rundown on gladbachs/frankfurts tactics

>>75495105
>we will therefore bring consequences from this situation
kek I can hear the bad accent
but for real tho that's fucked up anyone know how that happened?

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>tfw today only has the super boring shit game between two bad teams

>>75495673
0-0, extra time, 0-0, penalty shootout

>>75495684
going to bed soon, will watch the highlights tomorrow morning

>>75495681
It's just not the same without the classic "since".

They could have said "we've been working on the choreo since 14 days" or something like that.

>>75495673
betaball vs murderball

>>75495684
you'd prefer to watch bayerwinslol? or red bull?
surely you don't think Schalke or Leverkusen are "good" teams.
the table this year is full of flukes.
your only good answer here is Dortmund, you mouthbreathing cunt.

>>75495684
You can watch Chelsea - Southampton instead if you want.

>>75495723
I'm curious to know which side employs murderball tactics

>>75495635
mad man

Im trying to pick a team to root for, leaning towards Bayern is it really the most pro LGBT and pro-immigration team?

>>75495105
good

>>75495771
Root for the based Roten Bullen of Leipzig
They will win the CL next year

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>>75495771
yes. if you're right wing the team you're looking to support is St Pauli but they will probably be in 3. liga nexyt year

>>75495771 (You)
>look at me I'm shitposting xD
kys

>>75495799
I just wiki them and oh my god, my opinion of football hooligans has changed forever

>that ugly scoreboard

why are the only english streams in fucking standard definition goddamnit

almost a goal

>>75495799
>right wing
>St. Pauli
you really are stupid aren't you?

>>75495994
Come on, now.
We shouldn't have to write /s like on reddit

>>75495980
learn german faggot. half the words sound the fucking same you idiot.
t. an American

>>75495994
>>75495994
u autistic m8 or have i just been reverse trolled?

>>75495771
>Im trying to pick a team to root for

Hertha Berlin tbqh

>watch directly in app
No or only a few seconds delay

>play on tv via chromecast
Two minutes' delay

So how does this work, then

vestergaard has always been quite unsympathetic for me. i don't know why, perhaps it's because he looks like kurt cobain. he does drugs, im sure of that.

>>75496107
It's the German half of him I think.

Haha seriously though, his team mates describe him as being extremely vain. It's meant as a bit of gentle ribbing, but it does say something about him.

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>>75496033

>>75496145
u r dumb 4 real senpai

>>75496020
oh fug :DDDDD jamal gonna enrich german wimminz :DDDD how is the army base?
>>75496145
autistic indeed

I hope Bayern loses tomorrow, they will fire Ancelotti

So who is going to win this?

>>75496198
Whoever makes better use of his time than watching this

i remember a time when i would have opened a bag of chhips for this match and joyfully watched it while posting here

>>75496224
t. fatty

>>75496224
fatty

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>>75496196
>I hope Bayern loses tomorrow
me too

>they will fire Ancelotti
not sure

>>75496215
Why? It's a decent cup semi final.

>>75496224
read >>75496233 and >>75496237

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Frankfurt schöne Stadt am Main

>>75496138

>rudemark

interesting, though. sometimes you can judge a person by their looks.

>>75496224

>not having chips for every game, no matter who plays

pleb tßh

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>not sure

>>75496198
whomever scores more goals or if goals are even at the end of 120 minutes whomever scores more penalty kicks
>>75496224
potato chips are good

>Hradecky
would've been funny if he let that in

>tomorrow will be "El Clásico aleman"

I like how hard everyone, especially newspapers and such try to push Bayern - Dortmund as our Real - Barca

night

>>75496320
the issue is that Dortmund is on their way to being middle class again - just like every team that pops up every few years that plays Munich level for a season or two.

They all crash eventually.

>>75496328
gooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOooOOoooooooooOOOooooooOOooooooOOoooooOoOOOooooOOOoooooooood night sweetcheeks
>>75496320
yes everybody truly knows that based gladbach is the true German football team :3

>>75496288
So let's just pretend that your forecast is right. Who are they going to hire as their new coach next season?

>>75496320

el plastico is shit anyways. it would more be like celtic - rangers. and im fine with that. nothing wrong with comparing dortmund-bayern to the greatest game is world football.

>>75496328
sleep tight

>>75496339
Doesn't the Bundesliga have one of the least fair money distribution systems depending on placements out of all leagues in Europe? With considerably more money going to the top few spots than anyone else?

No wonder many other teams just can't compete.

>>75496320
I remember a few years ago that would have been bayern - werder, and before that bayern - gladbach or bayern - hamburg etc. it literally is just bayern vs. strongest contender and totally made up. except for bayern, most german clubs were and are playing on a relative close level.

>>75496389
soon it'll be bayern - redbull

>>75496382
No that definitely can't be right.
I've often seen Rummenigge and Hoeneß express worry about the lack of competition.
If this was the case, there's no doubt Bayern would work to make it more equal and the other clubs of course wouldn't stop them.

>>75496403
yeah, that'll be fun...

>>75496382
Ligue 1 must be pretty fucked too

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wow eintracht is so multicultural...

>>75496411
;^)

List of MLS player salaries

http://www.mlsplayers.org/images/April%2015%2c%202017%20Salary%20Information%20-%20Alphabetical.pdf

>>75496411
>I've often seen Rummenigge and Hoeneß express worry about the lack of competition.
Both of them are notorious lyers.

>>75496434
>all those slavs
this nepotism baka desu senpai

>>75496382
hmm interesting. didn't know that. i quite like the bundesliga. any given year brings different results. the obvious exception is bayernwins. but there is much parity and fight betwixt the rest. at the beginning of the year you can have a good shot of predicting who a good team will be. but you most like will see multiple teams do well. the rub is, though, that teams who do well often aren't obvious. thanks for reading. all yous are appreciated.

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ah, so we see that gladbach players have been instructed to foul the best potential goalscorers... hmmm...

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>>75496434
its their strength

>>75496434
Actually valid representation of the city.

>baitmark

>>75496470
at least aytekin actually shows cards and gets his decisions right so far.

>>75496464
I remember reading an article comparing the money distribution of various big leagues in Europe and it noting how the Bundesliga was at the bottom of the "fairness" I guess one could put it, I wish I could find it again, no luck right now

>>75496434
didn't friburg recently field entire german team? scary!
>>75496491
realistically though it should not be fair. the winners deserve the most money, second place the second most, and so on...

nice goal dont you guys agree

>>75496516
mmhhhhmmm

>>75496514
No of course, it shouldn't be an equal amount to everyone, but on the other hand you do want other clubs to be able to "get good" and afford some players as well, otherwise you end up with the current bundesliga where it's bayern bayern bayern

>>75496490
still think that?

>>75496541
yeah. fuck gladbach.

>>75496443
Kadrii making $288k seems surprisingly high to me.

>>75496514
I think football is unequal enough as it is so I wouldn't mind a much more equal share of tv money

>>75496514
Freiburg has a player called Janik Haberer. That's like an American named John Burger.

Marco Fabian unironically tearing it up

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>>75496538
Tbh I see what you're saying, but I think the bigger issue than prize money allocation is the fact that bayern essentially sign whoever they want from the other clubs. its obvious to see why a player would want to play for bayern but the selling club should refuse to sell to them if i were owner of that club. ofc then it could eventually just see them sign on a free. that is one thing i liked about calhanoglu is because he chose to sign with vizekuessen rather than munich because he wanted to play all game.
>>75496585
you're making me hungry, stop.
>>75496582
ok
>>75496530
mmmmMMmmmm

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>>75496457

>lyers

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>>75496585
hä? I don't get it.

>>75496585
Burger is a common last name here in NA, especially two first names

>>75496443
David Ousted on $379k fucking hell

>>75496645
>lol MLS
>lol Vancouver
I think if I lived in BC I'd be too stoned to be able to pay attention to 90 minutes of football

>>75496538
Yeah it's a shame. Everytime people talk about a more balanced distribution model, Wurst Uli and Rummenigger start bitching and threaten to sue the DFL to get a spanish distribution set up. Fuck them desu.

>>75496676
smoking weed is bad m'kay

>>75496625
*liars

Sorry,I already drank some beer.

>>75496676
I just always thought MLS salaries were much lower, at least for players in his class.
He was mediocre at best in the Danish league and would probably be lucky to make a third of that

>>75496676
DUDE

>getting subbed off after 40min
wew

>subbed before HT
JUST

>hofmann

>>75496720
>mediocre... and would probably be lucky to make a third of that
you now realize why people love america so much

that was close

>>75496713
>german
>can't hold his buzz
you bring shame to your family.

Dumbass Sommer. That could have been beautiful

>>75496736

WEED

lel

>>75496774
;_;

>>75496776
that was a pretty good punt, imo
but the team needs to get it together. when your keeper is creating your best chances, your shit's fucked.

>>75496763
Well Ousted specifically lives in Canada but I guess MLS is an American organisation.
Getting American money but living in Canada seems to be the best of two worlds.

Why does Aytekin even get to ref games anymore after that abysmal performance in the CL?

>>75496809
is ok i still love u

>>75496655
>>75496694

HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN HOFMANN

Now that Was beautiful! 1-1

>>75496867
thanks

traorig für frankfurt XD (lol get it? traore - traorig?)

DÖP DÖP DÖP

>>75496778
LMAO

>>75496875
beautiful refball
it should be 1:3 now btw

That goal came out of fucking nowhere

>play like shit
>still score
I hate it when that happens >:(

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>>75496875
yeah I can't disagree there.

>>75496897
see here
>>75496903

>>75496872
people always bully him but I've always rated him and I've said so numerous times. this goal proves me right and everyone else wrong.

Isn't it a bit unfair that they don't play in a neutral stadium but instead in that of one of the teams?

Pyrotechnik when?

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>>75496736
>>75496778
>>75496903
WE DID IT REDDIT!! WEEDIDIT!!!!

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>>75496967
>in that of one of the teams?
=(

I don't understand how home field provides much of an advantage.

>>75497024
It's a fact that you play better at home in your own stadium, surrounded by your own fans on a pitch you know better than anyone else

>>75497055
Yes i know that but i dont quite understand why it provides so much of an advantage. i refuse to believe that professional athletes truly get triggered from some drunk spliffelkurtznmenschen at a given stadium, and most pitches seem to be at least somewhat similar (no german pitches are rostov tier).

>>75497055
Frankfurt's away record is pretty bad, and Gladbach's home record pretty good. It's essentially the same concept as home field advantage with the MLB or NCAA football. The only difference is with the Bundesliga the players travel a much smaller distance 80% of the time.

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>>75497112
I don't quite understand it either, but it exists.
There's travel time, the fact that you play in place you don't know much, etc ...

>>75497145
Sure sure, just saying that these games should just happen at neutral stadiums located somewhere near both teams or inbetween

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>>75497145
>>75497055
whoops meant to reply to >>75497024

>>75497112
i think you underestimate the psychological impact a crowd who is for or against you has on the average player. that and maybe stress from bus driving etc.

>>75497112
pitches have different sizes
crowd support can get you going
etc
its mostly in the head though

>>75497174
Depends, when playing in Europe or a big country, travel time definitly has its importance.

>crowd support gets professional athletes going

>>75497189
they're human too, m9

>>75497189
>what is the human brain

they aren't robots, they're 18-34 years old

>>75497189
T.never played sports

>>75497189
it really does. you can see it on werner who's getting booed on every possible occasion. his manager regularly complains about it and asks people to stop.

>>75497229
>his manager regularly complains about it and asks people to stop.
Maybe he shouldn't be a diving little shit then.

RB Leipzig has a much better crowd than Schalke

>>75497270
I actually like RB Leipzig because their team consists of a lot of young talent that are really trying their hardest. They didn't just buy themselves an international all-star team of known pros.
Yes they spent some good money, but it's absolutely legitimate, not some kind of "our forwards are Messi, Suarez and Neymar" shit.

well, red bull has more employees than gazprom.

>>75497229
this gets the noggin joggin. perhaps the weakminded refs give favorable calls to the home team due to the crowd and that is why there is such a big difference

t.infoil hat-trager

>>75497262
this

>>75497310
at school the red bull car pulled up and qt asians gave me a free red bull one morning. I posted this in bundes but got no (You)s

it was at that moment that I became a Real Based Leipzig lifelong

There isn't one particular reason for it. It's a lot of different factors that combine to give a significant advantage to the home team.

>>75497314
>We investigate to what extent crowd support contributes to the home advantage in soccer, disentangling this effect from other mechanisms such as players’ familiarity with the stadium and travel fatigue. To evaluate the relevance of crowd support in etermining home advantage we analyze same-stadium derbies (matches among teams that share the same stadium) in which teams enjoy different levels of support from the crowd – the home team
has many more supporters, mainly because of season ticket holders – while teams do not differ in terms of travel fatigue or familiarity with the stadium. Our estimation results suggest the existence of a sizable crowd support’s effect on the home advantage generated both through the influence on referee’s decisions and through the encouragement of players’
performance.
http://ftp.iza.org/dp8105.pdf

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>>75497352

beautifully said burger.

>>75497308
I'll bet you've never said that opinion out loud.

on an unrelated note, if I hear refball concering that elbow contact, I swear to god...

>>75497308
Same. They have done their job assembling a good team full of future prospects. But they still get snagged by other bundes fans

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>>75497384
>http://ftp.iza.org/dp8105.pdf
interdasting!

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>>75497384
thanks for that paper m8.

>>75497352
Do you still have the pic?

>uefafurt

>>75497449
no ;-;

Why are they selling dahoud again?

>>75497352
I think i remember, it was a yellow one, wasnt it?

>>75497488

why is dortmund buying dahoud again?

what are y'all eating?
the Frau just whipped up the thickest Tomatensuppe I've ever had

>>75497494
he already said that they were asian

>>75497516
>tomatensuppe
ugh, the worst kind of soup

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>>75497494
yes indeed
>>75497521
good joge 9/10
>>75497516
pistachios

>>75497516
is this a code for something sexual?

>>75497542
I'd normally agree.

>player named David Abraham on the team
>he somehow isn't the jew

>>75497542

take that back

>>75497542
nah. I'm not even a soup person but tomatosoup is actually alright

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is dynamo dresden our guy?

>>75497580
>>75497554
You could have a delicious Broccoli-Blumenkohlsuppe, or a Steinpulzsuppe or Flädlesuppe, who likes just tomatoes?

mahmoud is heute nicht auf da houd HAHAH

>>75497542
this one's made with chickpeas and loads of garlic. I'm not really a fan of tomato soup but this is pretty good.

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>>75497516
>calling you're mom 'the frau'

>>75497602
yes

>>75497623
kek
>>75497605
my wife's vegetarian, which limit's things, unless I make my own dinner

>>75497605
yes flädlesuppe is pretty good. just dont really eat soup that often. mostly when I'm feeling sick or sth and then its mostly tomato

>>75497643
All of those are vegetarian

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>Dynamo Dresden
*dabs respectfully towards you*

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>>75497449

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>>75497663
>ossis

>>75497663
are they fucking real?

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>>75497602
>>75497663

literally pic related

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bundes is particularly comfy today
>>75497663
love dynamo, hate racism
based Tbh

>>75497516
I just had a piece of rye bread with nothing on it

>poormark

>>75497660
>Flädlesuppe
>Frittatensuppe (auch Flädlesuppe, Pfannkuchensuppe) ist ein Gericht aus einer Fleischbrühe von Rindfleisch mit Streifen von Eierkuchen als Einlage.
>SteinpIlzsuppe
my wife just can't stand mushrooms.
>Blumenkohlsuppe
not huge on cauliflower myself, but whatever, I'll eat pretty much anything.

>>75497707
Hmm, alright. Guess the variations of it I had were just with the flädle and without any beef

RIP

rip in peace

>>75497724
thats also how I know it

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>>75497663
wow nazis!

Wolf is kill

>>75497706
This is extremely good rye bread, not the awful dry stuff you have south of the border.

>frankjust

>>75497746
good luck making a sandwich with it

>>75496107
well know you have a reason to feel like this

Do you really call it Topinambur in German??

Well if you do:

Topinambursuppe is the king of soups

>>75497746

>not the awful dry stuff you have south of the border

rude! at least we have based zwiebelbrot!

>>75497757
Thank you, but it's quite easing make open-faced sandwiches aka smǿrrebrǿd with it.

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>>75497780
>Topinambur

>Vestergaard killing Wolf

SEFEROVIC MEIN NEGER

>>75497797
>open-faced sandwich
lel a sandwich is not eaten with a fork and knife you inbred shit

>using your third sub this early after 2 injuries
Bold move Cotton

>tfw darf keine mayo mehr auf meine nuggets machen weil die zu viele kalorien hat, muss jetzt ketchup nehmen sonst wird der hausdrache sauer

>>75497834
haste kein Senf?

>>75497788
Hey that looks pretty good

>>75497802
What

>>75497821
Enjoy getting grease all over your face and hands and the meat falling out and ending up on the floor

>>75497824
kek I just rewatched that movie it'd been a long time
underrated af

>>75497824
Oh I just hear about that 4th sub in ET.
Shit's gay.

gibe soup recipies

bonus points if its just potato soup

>>75497850
t. dumbass who knows not how one makes a proper sandwich.

>>75497887
Merriam-Webster:

Definition of sandwich
1
a : two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between
b : one slice of bread covered with food

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>>75497846

>nuggets mit senf

benes :DDDDDDD

>>75497850

>Enjoy getting grease all over your face and hands and the meat falling out and ending up on the floor

sounds dramatic kek

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>>75497908
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

BLOOD :((((((((((

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>>75497879
explain why
>>75497893
wow congrats Merriam-Webster corroborates your dumb secondary idea of what a sandwich is
there's a reason that such a sandwich HAS TO BE called an "open-faced-sandwich" or people will be surprised/confused
that's because it's like serving anything else on a bed of bread
people from Chicago call deep dish pizza too
>hint: it's a fucking casserole

>>75497957
It doesn't *have* to be called that, but there's nothing wrong with being as precise as possible when describing things.
It's still a sandwich.

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>>75497663
>>75497743
here have the correct version

>>75498006
EVERYONE in english-speaking north america disagrees with you.

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a sandwich is bread with stuff.

>>75498038
kek

>>75498077
two slices of bread with stuff.

opinion poll: refball oder nicht?

>>75498065
I will take that as a massive argument in my favour,

>>75498097

x slices of bread where x is a rational number ok?

>>75498116
the idea of the sandwich originates in north america, so I really don't understand why you would.
what do danes call a sandwich?

>>75498126
n stuff and n+1 bread slice

>>75498158

>assuming that one slice is a discrete entity

what is a 'slice' to begin with?

>>75498135
>the idea of the sandwich originates in north america
not true