/heem/: al iaquinta edition

Thanks for the effort sOP

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/heem/ bless

I've been larping as spergOP since he left and deleted all his webms

Which heemster do you like to larp as the most?

>>75489714
The angry obsessed dockguy

>>75489714
I save a lot of pictures that are posted here pretty regularly and give them the same filename and everything and repost them saying something ridiculous or outrageous. It's pretty fun desu

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>>75489714
700k house doggo

>>75489752
why?

Nice thread so far you fucking zilch

You get banned again you little pussy? HAHAHAHAHAHA

thank you based "jacaroid faggot" man

>>75490389
That's ArchiveGOD to you!!!

Ive made 9 posts in this thread!

Including this one!

Ask me anything!!!

>>75490418
Favorite fast food place?

hahahaHAHAaHAHAahHAhahAhahaha

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How does one build a strong chin to withstand punches?

>>75490481
give lots of blowjobs

>>75490481
Neck and jaw exercises. See how Golovkin does it. Some people also have off centered jaws. Rogan as his usual ignorant ass self completey dismissed the idea when he talked about it with Julie Kedzie despite it working for her and having medical basis

Also genetics and mentality play a role alongside other obvious things like if you keep your chin out and how hard you get hit

>>75490481
She looks so pure.

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>biggest show in organisation's history
>headlined by Davis vs Bader

Really makes you think, huh?

>>75490618
Bellator 180 is the spike show

Fedor, Chael, etc. will be on the Bellator in NYC card, same night and arena, just different cards

>>75490632
>same night and arena, just different cards
wut

>>75490655
Yes. The big difference is Chael and co. are on ppv

Davis-Bader is on Spike

UFC kinda sucks right now.

The only semi-good fight is in fucking june.

>>75490658
I don't get it. Same night, same arena. Davis/Bader is surely much earlier? How can it be same night

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>>75490664
your opinion=WGAF

>>75490664
Literally ufc 211 you goof dork

Beat it

>>75490690
YOUR opinion=WGAF

>>75490701
yea actually solid main card

>>75490687
Its like fs1 prelims on ufc ppv, ya dense goof

>>75490910
So same card really
also ta

>>75490632
oh fair enough, I thought Bellator 180 was the PPV. I guess its like UFC's Fox prelims and PPV.

*heems you*
*sells you a house*

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>>75489622
>Invicta FC 23 - Porto
Can somebody explain what that means?

>>75490955
The winner has to watch the others league.

*gasses from USADA*
*gets pummeled*
*tries to game you into a DQ*
*milks injury*
*gets technical heemed*
*starts whining*
*doesnt remember what month it is*
*reems the post fight interview*

Heh, nothing personal, boy, I was dominating the fight after all

Time for early morning fasted cardio.

Get after it heemsters.

>>75490598

Adrianna Chechik, you're welcome fgt

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>>75490969

Remember the weidman era?

I want those onnit captain America plates, should I get them heem? I don't really need more plates but they look so cool

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Was this a muh illegal knee?

Is Perry unironically one of the best athletes at WW?

>>75491059
questionable, second knee was to the back of the head and one hand was def on the floor and maybe the other.

should be DQ for the Chris or a NC at the very least.

still on the team

>>75491091
same

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rip wonderboy

>>75490701
>giving a fuck about HW
Lmao

>>75490944
The fuck you think you doing?

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#Don't draft Doo ho Choi

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>>75491149
The slice that doomed Thompson

>>75491156
>wmma and manlets
beat it dork

>>75491166
Artem should fight Choi next.

>>75491191
no please just cut artem, he's terrible

>>75491195
Went 5 rounds with #4
Honestly if anything he showed to me he's not as bad as I thought. Not sure if it's a case of my expectations being far too low or him actually being alright desu

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>>75491195
he won a round against Cub, which is something Choi couldn't do
his performance in his last fight proved that he's at least worth keeping around

>>75491195
He's going to fight Choi and he's going to win.

>>75491201
Choi did win round 1

>>75491199
cub let him go the distance

>>75491201
he only won the round because cub was confused about his reach, he won as soon as he figured it out even though he was tiring.

>>75491205
lmao

>>75491207
this
He also rocked Swanson, something Artem couldn't do over 25 minutes, with Swanson starting slow. Choi is a very precise striker

>>75491214
Artem knocked Cub down, show some respect

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>>75491207
>Choi did win round 1

I thought it was close, but Swanson landed cleaner and got a late takedown that edged the round out for him

>>75491077
THEY should let him ruin matt browns life next

>>75491224
that was a slip you mong

>>75491228
Choi's knees to start the round were pretty brutal

I had Choi with that round

Fighting: its a fine wine. And its a jack composition. And a car accident. And a modern sculpture.

>>75491091
>>75491095
Good men

>>75491232
t. Metro PCS man

>>75491228
Wonder why this webm is slightly fast forwarded?

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>>75491286
i didn't notice that
if it actually is fast forwarded, my guess is that it was intended to make the size of the file smaller in order for it to meet 4chan's 3 MB upload limit

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>>75491286
the webm starts just as 4:51 is ending and ends slightly after 4:39 ends
it's 12 seconds long and covers 12 seconds of time

>>75491308
I'd argue it covers 13 maybe
I don't know though, it seems irrefutable but that genuinely looks sped up to me.
I'm currently watching other webm's to see if its just me. Gillespie's movements at the start there seem too quick to be real time. Something about the whole thing looks off for some reason

>>75491308
delete this!

krylov is my boy and deserves to be in ufc!!!

>>75491386
krylov is entertaining, thus he deserves to stay

great gatekeeper

Make no mistake, /heem/. You WILL skip to my Lou.

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wonderboy diaz anyone?

also, who's tyron fighting? he said he'll be on that july 29 card

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Who do you want Waterson to fight next?

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>>75491333
nah m8, it's at regular speed
exactly 30 frames of 4:49, @30fps

>>75491961
Too early to tell, she should probably take some time off

>>75491961
tecia torres

>>75491930

The winner of Maia/Masvidal unless they tore apart eachother and get a 3 months suspension.

>>75491930
Neither Diaz is ever fighting again.

>>75492044
I think whoever wins that fight will be injury free.
If Maia wins it means he can get the TD and control Masvidal on the ground to get the sub.
If Masvidal wins it will mean Maia can't get the takedown and will get Jacare'd.

>>75491961
menopause

>>75492058
yea p. much this

worth noting that Maia will probably have a stronger grip than most of the other welterweights that Masvidal has fought

>>75492090
I think Masvidal's not gonna get taken down though. Dude has been fighting MMA all his life. I think it will be even more brutal than the Jacare fight, mainly because Masvidal is much better than Whittaker imo. But I may be wrong, and I wouldn't be too unhappy if I were. Maia deserved a title shot, a loss would be devastating for him as this is probably his last chance. Don't want to see him get beaten into a pulp.

>>75492058
on;y bad thing would be if maia can't finish masvidal and does what he did to gunny, and what khabib does to everyone and smashed up masvidal a bit, but jorge gets to his feet and starches maia

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>>75492107

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>>75492107
/khabib/

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>>75492107
khabib is the true fightfan's boy

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>>75492260
>AHHHHHH ABEL HELP ME

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khabib's unstoppable rise through the ufc rankings is analogous to the rise of islam in western civilization

embrace the light of allah while you can
i am a proud muslim and inshallah you will be too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgqha1MaM_4

Hey pussy are you still there ?

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>>75492308
Goatfucker stopped by a coffee soaked pastry lol

Who is your most beloved female ufc competitor?

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is brendo speg a good fighter?

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>>75492367
cynthia calvillo, you?

>>75492386
>borple sneep

kek

>>75492367
jj the beaner destroyer

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>>75492445

>>75491973
Time is relative.

Gunnar was dumb and thought he could grapple with Maia, he was happy to go to the ground. Masvidal will do what Rory did, might lose the first round but he will easily take the last two. Wouldn't be surprised if he heems Maia in the third.

>>75492491
>not rolling with the master of rolling
Gunnar didnt lose by doing that, he becamse a better fighter, and a better man,

>>75492505
Save your manhug for the mats, the octagon is for fighting.
*flicks out a jab*

Will we see Fedor vs Mir in rizin this year?

>>75492513
*fistbumps you before each round*
*hugs you before the final round*

>>75492523
*heems you*
*dances next to your unconscious body*
Nothing personnel kid

Just dropped $60 on Jorge. Get him @ +money while you can.

Brenheem Sleeby

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>>75492541

>>75492575
>>75492440
>>75492386
Lose my number and never post here again.

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>>75492541
THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHIN BOY


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>75492580

Are you not a fan of Bingo Smeg?

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>>75492584

Poor ellenburgers

>>75492682
How can you call yourself a fan of fitan and hate on Perry ? I don't get those goofs from bloodycuck

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>>75492465
ugly tummy

>>75492697
It's the same mindset that makes the dorks here defend
>wmma

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"I don't crack my eggs, or, I don't catch them, before they hatch, what is that saying? I fucked it up." - Mike Perry

Legend.

>>75492697
Perry is the most exciting fighter to watch in all of MMA. The only people that hate him are 'muh martial arts honor' dorks. MMA is about heeming fools, not about bowing and being a nerd in pajamas.

>>75492697
bloody elbow writers don't seem to hate him that much now, there are others who are on a full blown witch hunt against him

>>75492106
>I think Masvidal's not gonna get taken down though
Yeah good luck with all that, Maia's taken down strong wrestlers at 185 and Masvidal was getting taken down by 155ers. Maia's gonna do his thing.

>>75492974
uncle thomas will get raped by maia, itll be wonderful

>>75492974
Masvidal needs to survive round 1 and then Maia's takedowns will become slower and more predictable.

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is ellenburger /JUST/ tier?

>>75492697
Literally this.
>>75492839
I see a lot of twitter whores giving him shit posted here.
>women think anyone gives a shit what they think about male sports
HOWLING

>>75492985
he's been JUST tier for a while now

>>75492987
well you certainly care enough to bitch about it

>>75492996
Oh, good one!

>>75493012
thanks, keep those hard hitting unique criticisms coming. there's nothing more I love reading on /heem/.

>>75492987
All sports are male sports, women by and large don't watch sports

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what did they mean by this?

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>>75493134
Dana is one of the most narcissistic people in the world

Why did WME bother keeping Dana? I would wager most fans would be happy to see the back of him

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>>75493175
Give me my 80% Connor

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>>75492702

>>75490481
work on not getting hit in the first place instead, but yeah neck and jaw exercises are better than nothing

>>75492053
elaborate please

>>75493218
>dat gut
the fuck

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>>75493325
hgh gut (allegedly)

>>75493325
shopped, but he did not have a six pack irl, obviously bulking up

>>75489714

Adan is by far the easiest

>>75493355
idiot

>>75489714
I am literally every American here

>>75493369
Exactly

>>75493175
You don't fire Ronald when you buy McDonald's

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>this triggers poorfags

Vicious top control on display here
https://youtu.be/XFR0wtyZCNk

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>>75493407
Goobs let him borrow pocket change for a photo ? Thats so nice of him

>>75493175
shut the fuck up you goofball, dana's a saint

>>75493432
Jesus is the guy filming touching himself?

who is your least favorite fighter?

>>75493462
None of them weirdo

>>75493407
How much did he get for teaching goobs some whitebelt shit?

>>75493462
Joanna Jedrzejczyk

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>>75493432

Who is your favorite woman fighter?

>>75493462
weidman

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>>75492579

>>75493260
they only want money fights so their choices are very limited, they also overrate their pull.

Nate pretty much only wants Conor and who knows what Nick wants.

>>75493494
cynthia calvillo

you?

>>75493485
what did they think was gonna happen? who signed off on this match?

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Mike Perry BTFO

>>75493523
>cynthia calvillo
bandwagon casual

what is the ideal age to start fighting professionally?

>>75493462
Hard to choose between Garbrandt and Nurmagomedov

>>75493462
Maybe Angela Hill?

>>75493533
Based Justin Golightly!

Our guy!

He and Marc Raimondi should team up to fight all the racist alt-righters!!!!

>>75493485
>>75493529
>book a fight in such a way as to play to all of one combatant's strength and all of the other's weaknesses
Holy shit and i though the Gracies were bad.

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>>75493494
R E N A

>>75493539
24

>>75493529
PRIDE NEVER DIE

>>75493533
>mike perry gets arrested
>this is his second and probably last chance
>they want him fired

>>75492835
did he actually say that cuz thats gold

>>75493533
>which kike ya'll want me to gas next?
>*crowd silence*

jesus christ, how did perry get away with this?

>>75493551

That's pretty racist

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>>75493582
Oh boy here we go

>>75493432
>wrestlefucking
>bullying a manlet
gsp?

>>75493533
"I'm a jiujitsu blue belt but I'm black belt in hanging niggers"

Jesus Christ, who let Perry on tv

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>>75493601

>>75493462
Khabeeb

>>75493588
She has the most annoying laugh/arrogance in the game friendo

>>75493462
weidman and wonderboy. villante is p cool tho

>>75493462
Tyrone or Alvey

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>>75493644

Absolute racism.

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>ooga booga booga!
>*inarticulate clicking noises*

cmon platinum this is just unacceptable

>>75493694
>>>/leddit/

>>75493746
this triggers my erection

>>75493485
what the fuck is this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qb_SZKp7Jo


what did our eternal boy mean by this?

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>>75493806
>he wasn't on heem when we were watching Japanese bug fites

was max comfy, you missed out bro

>>75493761
stop being silly

>>75493831
i was there just what the fuck was that how did he snap the other bugs body effortless like that

>>75493873
big horns

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How do we fix Uriah Hall?

Should we make puppet accounts of his opponents and cyber bully him so he goes full school shooter mode in the octagon like we know he can?

Anyone have webm of Perry/Ellensburg

>>75493834
Gonna be the welterweight champ by 2019 and there is nothing you or any of the dead bodies he leaves behind can do about it

>>75493859
stop hating based tyron

>>75493873
It really isn't very thick in the "waist" part, even you could pinch it in half with your fingernails

>>75493925
I don't hate him, learn to read

NIGGER

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Psst

Hey kid

Wanna buy some burgers?

>>75493873
the beetle has a really hard body and pincers. the waspy thing is really squishy.

the pincers are good at cutting things, they would easily break the skin on you.

the other buglet had no chance

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I vant lawyer

post pride and k1 heeeeeeeeeeeemsssss

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>>75494042
What do Serbians think of this man?

>>75494060
Based as fuck.

>>75494060
right kick hospital left kick cementery

>>75493909
>>75492682

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>>75493940

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Didje you wanted eaty my brasiwian buerguer my friend muito famous

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is GSP really taking hgh?

>>75494218
wouldn't be surprised

god i fucking hate soccer so god damn much those fucking faggot zilches literally cannot stop filthying up this board with that godawful shill garbage bunch of fucking zeroes who dont even own guns fucking faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagots

>>75494218

>googling "hgh gut" literally brings up pics of GSP

>>75494236
why so salty tho

>>75494236
Keep crying bitch nigga

>>75494218
HGH gut is a myth, furthermore he doesn't have any other HGH signs. GSP just uses regular old roideroos, several cause big gutz.

>>75494147

I don't really consider Aldo that JUSTed since he turned an embarrassing loss into a restaraunt franchise and a championship. He's done everything right since the loss, especially if he beats max.

Compare that to Pigg Rigg who had a failed restaurant, went bankrupt, and took like a 4 loss skid, or weidman who is on track to do the same

>>75494218
He's on 20 steaks a day

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>>75494293
>It was an accident, in my mind I've never stopped being a champion

>>75494245
>>75494252
i know that youre both being facetitious but i literally absolutely fffffffffffffffffffffucking hate soccer and the fucking crony shit it represents those cucked piece of shit europeans but dont joke about this i have been training for many years i literlaly dont care you fucking zeros

>>75494293
Is it too late for Weidman to open Weidman's All American Diner?
With a special spicy burger called Punch A Hole In His Fucking Chest

>>75494293

Aldo's championship is forever tainted by Conor, and there is nothing he can do about it except defeating Conor, decisively. Which will never happen because Conor will never give him a rematch.

I consider him quite JUSTed because of this, I agree he has done right since, however there's nothing he can do about what Conor did to his relevance as champion.

>>75494218
lol that idiot irishman in here said that was a shoop

>>75489732
Looks like you're the one that's obsessed.

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Why doesn't TyronE throw more kicks? Specifically leg kicks.

Considering every time they land he throws people off their feet and considering he isn't afraid to being taken down, it should be a more common weapon in his arsenal.

Is he just autistic or something?

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>>75494350
You should had just asked
>Why doesn't TyronE throw more

He's just tentative as fuck and terrified of gassing out

>>75494359
it doesnt even matter how much money you make off of that because i will always have more than you but that is such a dumbshit reason to pick maia over masvidal dont even reply youre filtered

what is the best base for MMA?

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>>75494359

>>75489622
Ill beat the shit out of both these fools.

>>75493343
is that fucking shinya aoki lol?

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>>75494372
Joe. My dick is huge. Huge, Joe. Joe it's massive.

>>75494389
Rasslin by far.

>>75494389
gymnastics / ballet

>>75494389
Cage Control-fu

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>>75494388
>masvidal got wrestlefucked by ben henderson but somehow wont get absolutely mauled in the 1st round by maia

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>>75494423

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>>75494407

>Not having these photos saved

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>>75494389
explosiveness

What's the best gym in the world for mma?

>>75494452
see now you're thinking with your noggin your welcome

WMMA was a mistake

>>75494389
mic skills

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>>75494460
>When Jon pulls his shorts down

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who would you love to see as his next victim?

>>75494310

Ronda and Chris both said that and immediately endured brutal knockout losses afterward, so that's not really that bad in retrospect either.

>>75494483
Champ Gyms:
Some Poland Gym
AMC Pancration
American Top Team
Urijah Faber's Ultimate Fitness Alpha Male Mixed Martial Arts (No Ludwigs or Dillashaws Allowed)
Nova Uniao
Straight Blast Gym
American Top Team
Does Bisping Have a Gym?
American Knee Annihilators
Strong Style Fight Team / The Cleveland Firehouse

>>75494310
Thoughts on this incident /heem/? I don't even like Aldo but no man deserves this especially after such a brutal loss

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Do low income losers like these dorks feel better about themselves by convincing themselves that someone is dumb?

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>overeem tapped to strikes

>>75494605
You need to stay there faggot

>>75494605
Damn the cruz losers are still salty. Is there a more bitchmade fanbase than cruzfags?

>>75494598
Aldo bit the UFC too many times, they were loving every moment of rubbing it in. Petty, but that's UFC.

>>75494278
other way around. Hgh is the only one that causes that gut since it increases organ size

>>75494625
Every GOAT has tapped to strikes.

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lol anyone thats doesnt get FS2 is a low income piece of trash

>>75494649
Whats up with people being proud of being poor?

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cruz fans = pathetic low income reddit twerps

>>75494637
That's the myth. Which makes no sense when you actually think it through.

>>75494674
>>75494649
>>75494605
>>75494689
But it's you on reddit you massive faggot, we don't want you here

>>75494700
lol youre a cruz fan huh? You made less than $30k last year, didnt you? Fucking loser.

>>75494700
>But it's you on reddit you massive faggot, we don't want you here
Huh? This sentence doesnt make any sense at all. Try again, but this time take your time and think real hard. You can do it!

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>>75494716
le reddit cross posters have never been allowed on 4chan you newfag

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>>75494734
The only newfag here is you

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>>75494218
>>75494278
slin gut

>>75494749
That's Adan, a known shitposter and autist

>>75494322
he tried getting into the lw title picture but khalabeeb is a pussy

If you literally have a reddit account you should kill yourself

>>75494591
Bisping trained out of Mark Munoz' gym Reign before he closed it up after retiring. Think he then moved to a nearby gym in California with Parillo

>>75494637
it's from slin not gh

>>75494389
>>75494525
id rather be a bisping than a dj

Cody is a little faggot tbqh

Perry is far more alpha and likeable

mike perry vs danny roberts is an underrated spicy fight

>>75494881
UFC 204 is an underrated spicy card

>>75491059
IDK first knee didn't seem like his fault, he was clearly committed to the knee before he even realized the guy was going for the take-down and the second one didn't really look like a deliberate attack so much as his knee falling on the back of the guys head.

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>>75494881
Perry killed him

>>75494879
Youre a little faggot.

>>75494605
>posting kekitt
stay there faggot, we don't want you here

>>75494925
this guy really shadow realms people, absolutely delightful.

I'd love for him to heem STICC next

>>75494958
Who ?

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>>75494977
le 80 inch reach ww man

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perry on mmahour at 3:30PM ET

>>75495006
that was yesterday

he sounds stoned as fuck

>>75495006
Fucking faggot tryna snitch to Dana like the pathetic reddit bitch he is.

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>>75495006
>>75495052
I didn't see that, what a faggot

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Where were all of you Perry """fans""" the last 4 months exactly? Disgusting behavior tbqh.

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>>75495123
>if you don't force a fighter 24/7 you're not a real fan
whatever you say francis

>>75495123
You don't run your mouth when you are siting on L's

>>75495123
check my picks, PLATINUM NATION is out here

>>75494553
Tarec Saffedine

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>>75494553
the viking goof whatever his name was

Will he recover from ring rust?

>>75495231
who

>>75495231
He's definitely going to need a round to get his Octagon grooves back.

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>>75495231
>>75495242
Forgot image

Has he learnt sick Sork CQC skillz?

>>75495123
I was /platinum/ posting. You just dont post as much when the fighters dont have a fight. You can check the archives.

>>75495231
>>75495248
he looked great last fight

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>>75495144

Nice extrapolation there

>>75495153

No but you remind people about your boy from time to time, people were completely silent about Magnesium. He still has to prove he can win when his KO power isn't working.

Also OP should add Deep Jewels 16 on May 20th

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>>75495123
sharpening our skills

> Rockhold trying to dictate who he fights when and where
> Weidman demanding a rematch
> Moose may not even be re-signing
> Romero waiting it out
> Whitakker saying he would rather weight for half a year or more to get a title shot

Good job WME. you've fucking ruined your most stacked division with joke Hendo and GSP fights.

I hope these MWs start refusing to fight, refuse to do promo, or even throw fights.

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>>75495263
everyone knows this, ignore this retard. they always pop up after every show

>HURR DURR YOU ONLY POST BLACK BEAAST AFTER HE WON HURRRR

>>75491224
no he didn't. stop arm-berasing croats on heem you fucking retard.

>>75495304
joke on you it will be even worse when a retired WW win the belt

>>75495342
but he's right you damn dork

>>75495346
yeah psp will surely win

top kek

>>75495346
shut the heck up you total dummy

>>75495346
god damn all your posts are absolute cancer

>>75493344
fat bold fuck.

seems like him and dana finnaly have something in common

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>>75495346

If (and that's a big one) by some miracle Bisbong lose, GSP will never stay at MW.

>>75495439
bald*

>>75495346
The future of MW is two ex WW ( Gastelum and whitakker)

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tbqh gsp's win over bisbong would be better than conor's win over alvarez

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>>75495486

Shame it won't happen then buddeh

>>75495486
no it fucking wouldnt, bisping got his ass mollywhopped by a 40 year old and a 50 year old not too long ago

Where do you see the UFC in 5 years?