/nrl/ Anzac Day

Who the FUCK can stop the dragons lads

Are anzac biccies any good?

>>75488250
pretty good

DraGODS on premiership watch

>Wests Tigers officials have written to the NRL club’s members to ask them to stop booing captain Aaron Woods.

kek

>>75488234
The Poosters today - Dragqueen's haven't played anyone of note.

Roosters will NOT win today lads

just finished another law essay lads

im literally the favourite to win the law medal at uni

imagine your lawyer was a shitposting anon... how could you ever recover

>>75488863
Worst I've ever seen fans treat their own teams' players is just silence

Are either of these games on FTA?

>afl 70 posts
>nrl 10

DEAD THREAD DEAD SPORT DEAD COMMUNITY

>>75489726
>/afl/
>sitting on 4chan on fucking ANZAC day

>based /nrl/
>actually away and interacting with the world

Sounds about right.

test

Just did a BIG, SMELLY GayFL lads.

>>75489708
Channel nine right now senpai

Vodafone Warriors.

>>75489996
Where abouts is the city of Vodafone located m8? North or South Island?

>>75490032
Vodafone HQ is in London.

>>75490032

Definitely South Auckland, as only maoris and islanders use Vodashit.

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>Volunteering to fight in an imperial proxy war for royal aristocrats as a pawn soldier of a vassal state

Top fucking KEK mates

Fucking hell lads just put the FOOTY on!

I remember when I was 12 and contrarian.

>>75490062
t. 2degrees bogan

RESPECT the Anzacs lads

>all those Dragons fans
>stadium is literally in Sydney CBD

>>75490095
2014 must have been a good year for you

>>75490102
Roosters fans are hipsters and bandwagoners

>>75490098

Na lad, Warehouse prepay on an LG flip phone.

>>75488250
They're GOAT, especially when they're just a little bit chewy

*stands*

Based fat ranga

*dies in war for rich oligarchs*

F

Just checked out the latest peem lists on nrl.com

>i'm not crying it's just the rain

Fuck Anzac day lads it's fucking PEEM PIST POOSDAY

>>75490121
Yeah it was I remember taking your sister's virginity then never calling again.

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this is your average pooster fan

Haha fuck that poor cunt singing without sound.

What dumb cunt fucks up the sound, like it's your one job

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Letwefaget

*shoots some turks w/ me mates*

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DRAGons lads

>>75490205
Walkgoddess looking good

>>75490205
Would suck that third tit not gonna lie

>>75490205
Nice trap.

>>75490205
GONG
O
N
G

Where's Latrell Mitchell lads?

Very even contest so far, you could flip a coin

>>75490250
He's gassed already

>>75490251
Meant for >>75490245

>>75490251
>gassed
>being unaustralian on FUCKING ANZAC DAY YOU UTTER CUNT

Roosters are BACK lads

Tactical genius taking the two

spewin'

Just had a hot dog lads

If it was really roosters vs dragons, the dragons would breath fire on the roosters XD

>ferguson grinning because he tricked the ref

BASED

Oh look the Bunker is off to a great start again lads haha

BUNKERED

BUNKERED.COM

Roosters have got this lads

The bunker should be renamed the trench for this round, it's disrespectful as the allies didn't fight in bunkers

>roosters attacking ability

How does Kenny Dowall play for the Kiwis? He's hopeless.

>someone at FoxSports literally gave memeford a try assist for that Moga try

The Dragons are fucking legit, watch Ben Hunt ruin them next year

DragGODS

SYDNEY POOSTERS
>SYDNEY POOSTERS
SYDNEY POOSTERS
>SYDNEY POOSTERS
SYDNEY POOSTERS
>SYDNEY POOSTERS

>>75490343
Yeah and the refs can ride horses and replace the whistles with bugles

>>75490381
fuck that would be funny

>>75490381
>>75490388
More like the refs can be replaced with Schützstaffel hahahahah right guys

Nazi refs hahahaha

We can have women in the military but we can't have women referees. Really shows how the NRL still hasn't realised that it's 2017.

Great decision by the refs

>>75490392
Casey Badger will be there soon lad

>>75490392
Or women playing with men out on the field

There's just an inherent sexism in the NRL

>no female linesperson
>shit decisions made by the touchie
Confidence? I think not

Jason “Anthony Milford” Nightingale

>women ref
>player scores a try
>she just stands there
>player asks what are you doing?
>women ref replys what do you wanna do?

My TV's bigger than that

>>75490408
Shaun Kenny Dowall is out there m8

The cunt thats meant to be updating the supercoach must be munted somewhere in a park.

Wtf are these refs doing? Roosters not getting a chance.

>2017
>still no trap referees

>>75490419
>opening scene for the world's biggest voyeur gangbang

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>>75490431
>refs are being unfair to roosters

>2017
>Still assuming refs genders

>2017
>not going MtF tranny
>not signing up for women's NRL so you can get tackled by girls for a living

Roosters like unironically gassed

You now remember the "bondi wall"

>>75490446
>the greatest women footy players will be born with penises

>he ran into a real ham sandwich there
Is rabbits high?

>he ran into a real ham sandwich

What did he mean by this?

>>75490466
>>75490468
ham sandwich is code for jew

>night turns to day

>he doesn't know that ham sandwiches mean in faggot speak
>straighty 180s

>Gus assuming that the Women don't care about the footy

Can we get this sexist pig off my TV please?

>>75490479
doesn't know what***

>>75490480
already writing an email to the nrl, he'll be out of a job by next week

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>>75490446
>implying you'd enjoy being tackled by the "girls" that play NRL unironically
>implying they wouldn't break your spine like a twig with one tackle

>sterlo trying to talk with a mouth full of cock

>>75490479
Enlighten us lad

>>75490487
I thought he was eating then

>>75490486
Some twink players are better looking to be frank

>>75490491
He was eating a ham sandwich

>>75490486
Some of the backs are qts

Maymay McDonald is having a barry

Based fucking green day

Grant me speed to go get a cheeky 6 pack and get back before the 2nd half. You cunts want anything?

>Curtis Sironan talks about how being the son of a legend almost ruined his career

Shut up faggot it fucking made your career

>>75490505
6 pack of new and a pack of winnie blue cheers

>>75490505
Yeah large mixed kebab with the lot and chili sauce

>>75490505
Bag of sour coke bottles mate

>supercoach in charge of being ready for anomalies

Turk here.

Fuck all of you pussies.

Literally died for nothing and we're STILL going to overrun Europe anyway.

kek

KEK

>>75490497
t. guy dating a masculine female NRL back

Are you kidding me? The footy show won another poogie?

>>75490522
I'll have a kebab with the lot thanks mehmet

>>75490522
If I died how would I be posting in this thread?

>>75490522
based roosterman

Broncucks Ltd.

>opponent gained a random 60 points

Triple j spent all week playing kendrick lamar and it's so fucking bad I don't understand how normalfags listen to this shit

Tried out for The Voice lads, you'll notice I'm the one making a cheeky /nrl/ reference

>representative round is still a thing
Vomit.jpg

>>75490548
Delta?

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What's for dinner lads?

>waving a Thai flag during Anzac round
Can roosters fans be even more disrespectful?

>>75490573
No water?

>>75490573
A ham sandwhich

>Widdop injured
We're fucked lads

Rabs wants Pearce to go long and deep

>>75490575
>even

I think you meant to say "any" Johnathon Xi Cheng

Brad is dead lads

>poosters

Freddy's off getting drinks already

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how do i get a walkgf

>>75490577
Nah, I reckon the diggers would want me to enjoy a coke today.

>>75490597
He knows roosters have got this

>dragQUEERS will unironically use Widdop's """""injury""""" as an excuse when their season inevitably goes to shit
kek

KEK

>>75490602
They'd probably want you to have a beer ya soft cunt

>>75490611
Wrong.

>>75490616
Wrong.

>>75490609
Widdop has played really well though

>>75490573
How big is the coke bottle? looks weird desu

>>75490609
Uh but hes been their best player by far

>>75490626
>>75490620
kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>75490622
It says 330mL

>>75490512
Got you some cruisers no fags though
>>75490513
Got you some meat pies
>>75490516
2 bucks worth of lollies

>freddy disappears
>suddenly roosters score
>freddy is back

Hmmm

Check Michael Gordon's sportsbet account

>that kick
lel

>>75490635
Better have been an elite flavour like watermelon or guava

>shaun pooey bowel

Based Pearcey

Great game lads

Poosters already resorting to playing dirty

debellen got smashed

Based Shaun Nona to debut next week lads

Suck shit poosters

>>75490654
Kek

Based fucking piggy

TYBP

That was ruled no try just a few days ago

Fuck the trench desu

Onya Pearcey

kek
KEK
K E K
>POOGONS

Worst try I've ever seen
I hope st George scores with 10 seconds to go

Let's go dragons

Calm down pearcey

Well that was a mess.

Dugan is going to cry again

>poosters are going to win this

Worst goal kicker

>>75490775
diggers didn't die for this

>>75490777
is Dylan Walker

>warriors tier defense

DraGODS

That was fucking amazing

>poogan

inb4 poogan

Great game tbdesu

HAHAHAHA NOICE

Dragons showing some fucking Anzac spirit lads

Holy shit

>>75490803
But warriors are next lad

>>75490811
Anzacs were losers though

>>75490817
you can lose and still have spirit

>>75490814
nice, they will lose by 40+

>>75490821
LOL

>>75490727
Mate how did you know????

Everyone lend the dragons your power
\o/

>>75490824
it's true...

>>75490828
LOL

\o/

DOOGZ

>yfw one of the Dragons forwards are a better chance at kicking a field goal than Pearce

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>people still think the NRL isn't scripted

>>75490817
>forging our nation in history as a bunch of mad cunts
>losing

>>75490825
I'm mates with Todd Greenberg

Dragons looking gassed.

TYBP

Pearce for Origin what a guy

Blatant obstruction on Packer.

>gassedQUEERS
kek

KEK

ANZACs didn't die for this lads

>>75490833
The absolute STATE of me lads

>POOGANS

Was widdop the only thing keeping the dragons in the 8

Was there a wall set up by the roosters there?

Chroist, Packer was blatantly taken out.

Good game boys, but somethings gotta give with how deep the refs are in the Roosters pockets since 2002.

>>75490863
yep, but it's the roosters so they're allowed to do it..

>>75490862
Hardly. Their defence is still tops without him. Attacks taken a big hit now though.

>>75490862
Refs and easy schedule.

Now that they have to play actual good sides they get btfo.

KEK.

Enjoy no finals again, dragQUEERS.

Reminder that the Dragons 2nd try came off arguably the worst grubber in rugby league history. Mccrone is a fucking hack.

>>75490863
The Bondi Wall?

>>75490878
>calling that result BTFO
Uh...

>>75490862
Yes. Watch Dragons crumble now

>>75490878
Elite post.

Fucking lmao at Rooters not being penalised at the end there.

Do refs only look to the posts for FGs and assume everything else is golden or what?

>>75490878
Truthy.

>>75490888
I remember last year based Nathan Brown got penalized for it but everything is all hunky dorey here

>>75490894
That's because Nathan Brown doesn't play for the Roosters.

>>75490878
>>75490889
They're in for a rough next 4 weeks, but I'd be very surprised if they don't make the 8.

>dragons dead
LITERALLY nothing stopping the BroncGODs taking the premiership

>broncucks

>storm and warriors

does anyone even care who wins?

>>75490915
it would be funny if the warriors win

>>75490936

The sooner the warriors are removed from the nrl the better.

>>75490915
I'm just in it to watch Storm get 50+

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>tfw afl got 87,000 people at the mcg

just got home from some 2up lads.

watching manlets standing on tables at the back, trying to work out what was happening was bretty funny 2bh

>"'""""people""""""

>kiwis about to get fucking rekt on anzac day by queer aussies from melbourne
It's like pottery

>>75491060
>pottery

why does the poo peeland anthem always have to be sung in this subhuman """""""language"""""""?

>>75491060
>melbourne players
>aussie

>>75491067
and it's the current year and they talk about god in it
We need to invade desu

If Trump starts WW3 (He will) and they send big strong young me (like me) I will immediately shoot poopeelians in the back every time I get the chance.

>>75491101
>not being too old for the draft
Kek get fucked kiddo

why the fuck was mannering clapping that error?

>>75491108
>haha look how old and saggy my balls are!!!
Fucking die old man

Roostergod on ripping his sisters anus watch

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>>75491128
>Fucking die old man
>(He will)
You first

>>75491141
Nah western sydney will be a battle field when all the wog sleeper cells are activated. Then you'll be next.

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>>75491147
>wog sleeper cells
You're alright for a youngin

poobourne lllc

Warriors on premiership watch.

>borey porker

>poorm

Surprisingly good game lads.

kaufusi got money on the warriors

The idea of a non-australian team winning the premiership should worry you all. The warriors cannot be allowed to win.

>>75491221
This is always a good game you fucking casual. End your "life", Walkcunt.

>>75491221
kys walkcunt

Based Sofa Salmon

walkcunt on suicide watch

WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch.

I see the Storm brought their refs with them as usual

>poorm need this much refball to beat the kiwicucks

>Dragons lost to the poosters
>Widdop injured

You now realise there is absolutely NOTHING stopping the Cronulla Sharks from taking out back to back premierships

>>75491269
Except the BroncGODS

>>75491269
Nothing except for literally every other team in the comp

>broncucks

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>>75491269
>literally wrecked by titans

*flexes premiership*

>>75491279
GOD COAST are contenders though.

No shame in being beaten by the best.

>>75491279
post the full webm

>>75491280
Only because you have nothing else to flex you sitck thin cunt

>>75491269
>used to be coach
>now hosing out mouthguards as a trainer

no one has reached 1000 in sc yet lads

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>>75491284

>>75491293
>that handshake

>>75491293
I went to school with that girl.

>tackle from an offside position to save try

If that was Matt Gillett doing the tackling he would've been sin binned.

>>75491304
Bet you blew your powerful seed all over her too hey Sean

>>75491310
I'm not shaun, im danny

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I love her lads wut do?

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>>75491325
she's taken

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>>75491325
>he isn't a hannah guy

Slater is unironically ruining the Storm
Instead of elite kicks to Vunivalu or setting up Addo-Carr every play gets wasted on Billy

>hannah's a guy

>>75491335
Lara>Vonnie>Hannah>The other one

>caffeine shampoo

>>75491331
Hnnnggg she's so perfect
WHY IS SHIT WITH THAT OLD MAN WHYYYYY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME GOD
Why can't I have just one sliver of happiness for once in my life.

>>75491331
>>75491325
You just KNOW that she has one of the NRL Steeden balls by her bed and spends her nights straddling it between her legs masturbating by rubbing her clit up and down the tip while listening to some high-quality NRL commentary by Gus Gould and Ray Warren from the NRL podcast

>>75491342
It does seem like that hey. Has slater got a try all season yet?
I call casual racism actually

>>75491342
slater will get a double

>>75491360
and she supports the based maroons
I'm deeper in love lads
she can't get anymore perfect

Refs have been shocking this round

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>>75491385
Get away from her!

>poopeeourne

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>>75491403
>another fat old guy
REEEEE

Reminder that is what the GF try would have looked like if Chambers passed.

>>75491422
Fuck I have a skeleton why can't that be me
Why are you torturing me anon
>>75491412
saved

>>75491422
Fucking hate when girls do this brehs it's legitimate torture

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>>75491443
literally perfection
just like the BroncGODS

Are storm and warriors the only teams not to have a Anzac themed jersey?

>>75491490
My heart aches

>>75491476
Storm aren't even in ANZAC.
The People's Republic of Melbourne isn't part of Australia.

>>75491499
Kek that is the only excuse I can think of because every other club had one. Pretty fucked up considering it's Anzac day.

Addo-Carr is constantly running through looking for passes and offloads but he's getting nothing

White man just can't stop keeping the black fella down

tackle count should have restarted

>Ignore Slater
>Receive try

???

refball

>>75491552
Kek this.

about to lose a close one lads

Welch runs like a fucking spastic

>>75491579
nice casual albeism

Kek at slater falling after a light brush

JUST

Asofa-Solomona is pretty elite today
May as well play him in fullback instead of Slater

>>75491610
He is always scared to get tackled, look at his face. Bit of a poof I think.

>>75491617
Give slater to the knights, they can't get any worse.

>he unironically sold kaufusi

Still poorious about the dragons game lads

>poowis

Fucking Gummi Bears

Dummy half passes are try assists, right?

>>75491642
Gummi Bears is elite though/

You should be seething that poofy's pooft will schedule babby his way to 5-0

>run out of gas
FUCKING HELL

>literally gassed
kek

wew almost finished under 1000
i was ready to kms

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Late but I only just got home.

Go home Betting Club, you're drunk

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GG lads
see you cunts on thursday or whenever the fuck the next game is

Angry Samoans or LaffinGOAT lads?

Porcupine Tree or Smithy's Shaft lads?

I think adjustments will get Smithy and laffingoat over the line desu

Me on under the radar watch.