/afl/ ANZAC Day

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who here /undefeated/

>>75487582
if you beat adelaide you guys are legit

Hope you went to a dawn service and/or march today lads.

>>75487603

I slept in m8, feels good as

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>>75487582
Nice of you to join us.

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'awks lads

>>75487603
was going to but passed out

>>75487953
WABA

>>75487590
Nah. Tiges will get a meme win against Adelaide, but that doesn't mean they're legit. They're legit if they can win a final.

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who /undefeated/ here lads?

fuck all of you who thought Melbourne wouldn't choke, maybe watch more than this season sometime.

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It would be nice if we could we get just one week where the opposition does not bring their absolute A game and once in a career performances from star players

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>>75488887
>once in a career
Jack didn't get to be a 2 time Coleman medalist with a 6 goal performance being his best lad.

>>75488888

>>75488468

They'll probably just play like common Crims again, playing the man and outright trying to cause injuries knowing it's the only tactic keeping them afloat.

>>75488935

He hasn't done anything even resembling what he did yesterday for at least 5 years, let alone in the fucking wet

>>75489018
Thankfully he's been around longer than 5 years.

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HEAVE HO UNNA

Can't wait for the tiger supporters to start hopping off the tiggy train lads.

Happens around round 7-9. Then they'll be asking for Dimma's head

>>75489037

yeah well I have news for you, that was a bullshit fluke win and your road gets alot tougher from here on out. good luck scraping into the 8

>>75489215
>implying real tiger fans don't understand the tiger process
Of course the train's gonna derail, but it'll be a beautiful derailing. They're the absurd heroes of the AFL.

>>75489227
lol k

GET ON WITH THE FUCKIN GAME YOU POOFS

>>75489227
They'll get in, they get to play both Carlton and Brisbane a second time

Sup /afl/, I've been a casual follower of AFL for years now (as in, I know every team, where they are from and generally how they are going, but not much more). Turns out I will be in Melbourne during May with my gf, and want to experience a game at the MCG but am not really sure which to pick of the following:

>Collingwood vs Carlton, May 6th
>Demons vs Hawthorn, May 7th
>Essendon vs Geelong, May 13
>Richmond vs Fremantle, May 14
>Collingwood vs Hawthorn, May 20

Any of these in particular that might have the best atmosphere/rivalry? I know this will be a dumb as fuck question to cunts who are already into AFL but oh well it's worth it for potentially one serious reply

>two capos

what did he mean by this?

just tune that top string down lmao

>>75489365
Dees v Hawks and maybe Essendon v Geelong

Depends how dons go next two weeks.

>>75489365
All afl games at the MCG are the same. All the fans are fairweather just like you so it literally makes no difference

>>75489365
Collingwood and Carlton has the best rivalry. Both teams are playing like shit right now and are desperate for a win. The crowd will be going insane.

>>75489382
>Going to a demons match for atmosphere

>>75489370
Tuning up can risk breaking.

>>75489395
Actually yeah I forgot. Could be a good game though.

>>75489391
This is the one i was leaning towards, problem is we also have a concert that night and kickoff for the footy is 2:30pm, not sure if we would be cutting it too close or not

>>75489365
Collingwood vs Carlton is probably the biggest rivaly of those game and will get the 2nd biggest crowd
Collingwood vs Hawthorn will net the biggest crowd if you want a packed house

But then all three of those teams involved aren't playing their best atm so who knows if they'll actually be good games

>>75489365
Collingwood vs Carlton
or
Collingwood vs Hawthorn

latter are the two biggest clubs in the AFL member wise and financial wise

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>>75489395
Dees games have atmosphere mate, it's just the atmosphere of a funeral home.

>>75489391
>Crowd
There will be no crowd.

Essendon v Geelong has the potential to be the best if Essendon string some wins together from now until then.

>>75489413
>>75489365
>wants to attend game at the MCG only
>goes to concerts
>has a gf

Why are you faggots giving this normie piece of fucking trash serious replies. You should unironically kill yourself you normie cunt

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posting more shitgle supporters lads

>>75489365
Please enjoy your time in >our city :^)

>>75489449
Did you see the old warplanes flying overhead?

I fully support taking this game off >us if >we disgrace ourselves yet again.

Lads, who have you tipped ?

>>75489511
Pizza guy just now

>>75489511
Bombers but it's a hard game to pick

>>75489447
Can't wait until next week. Iggles supporters on literal suicide watch.

>>75489511
Dons

Imagine being one of the pathetic sheeple who mindlessly follow big clubs like Collingwood and Essendon

>>75489511
Pies, could be very close though

>>75489542
Explain how it's more mindless than supporting any other club?

>>75489542
>essendon
>big club

KEK

>Celebrating a bunch of young men needlessly dying for wars which had nothing to do for Australia
>The blatant jingoistic nationalistic propaganda used to perpetuate a meaningless imagined community
>Taking pride in a 'nation' and its 'heroic' soldiers when the country has never needed to be fought for

Nah, let's celebrate those boys who were mown down in the middle east while the Brits sipped tea on the beach. That was really vital to Australia's nation-building.

>>75489531

are you living in an american sitcom m8? we don't fucking tip here, they get paid award wages just like anyone else

>>75487603
Got up at 5am to go surfing

If Daniel Wells pulls a hammy or something I might actually die. Just from the memes

>>75489569
Collingwood is the only bigger Victorian club. And it's marginal depending on how both clubs are performing.

I don't know if you can tell from the broadcast, but it's absolutely pissing down right now.

>>75489447
They are soft as fucking tissue paper I don't understand why, they have a relatively successful history and were in the GF in '15 they're acting like they are legitimate fold watch

>>75489582
I let him keep 10 cents change mate

Why do they always have the two shittest teams play the ANZAC game every year?

>trumpet intensifies

>>75489589
Dangercunt please

>>75489581
Which part of Brunswick do you rent a room in mate?

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>>75489536
>>75489611
KEK

Collingwood will 100% win this match. Rain cancels out their weaknesses (no KPPs, especially forwards), poor skills (everyone's skills are shit in the wet) and accentuates their strengths (good inside midfield and dangerous small to medium forwards).

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The call that saved /afl/

>Gay sailor singing NZ anthem
Standard Vic shit

>>75487603
No

>tfw NZ's anthem is superior to ours
>also sounds like a Christmas carol

Comfiest

>>75489604
>essendon
>second biggest vic club
tigers and hawks say no

>>75489639
North end between Sydney rd and Lygon street master race.

Happy ANZAC day eve m8s.

Turned on the telly just in time for the anthem(s) lads

>>75489648
How many BF posts do you think get shared to Twitter and FB? Seems like a needless feature and a futile attempt to integrate into the social network sphere.

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>west choke shitgles
LMAO

>>75489691
>Hawthorn
Absolutely no where near Essendon. Their crowds plummet when they're not good. 28k against WCE already last week.

>Richmond
Bigger than Hawthorn definitely. Historical crowd figures say their behind Essendon and Collingwood though.

>>75489731
Not much, I wouldn't think.

>Singing the NZ anthem
>For a country that pulled out of the ANZUS alliance and has become pacifist but still likes to provoke nuclear powers

Fuck that guy is dark. Almost no difference from the black on his guernsey.

>>75489731
Very few. I imagine normies would only share shit that has wide appeal to their normie shit friends. BF posts are for hardcore fans/autists to legit sperg out and micro analyze the metres gained by a cunts left foot or something

>>75489768
Pretty racist m8

>>75489741
>Hawthorn
Their membership is bigger. As did yours from 2011 onwards. Also, 28k on Sunday? against an interstate club? at 4:40pm on a Sunday afternoon - the worst timeslot.

I think that we play the Hawks mainly in Tassie not at the G also as our matches are always low crowds.

Richmond: What crowd figures are you going on? They've got a larger membership than you also.
No doubt Essendon are back on the rise to the other big 3 but you're not there yet.

Fuck I'd kill for some fresh, soft ANZAC biscuits with my tea right now.

>>75489768

He actually turns dark purple when he gets hot

YAAASSSS, just won $150 on Daniher first goalscorer

>>75489768
>guernsey

>>75489768
Darker than midnight in a coffin

>>75489762
>ANZUS
>worth anything
It's pretty pointless.

>>75489783
that's how patricians spell it you utter casual

>the city of pies defense

Wet weather footy is just comically bad to watch. Why don't they do something to make the ball easier to handle when wet?

>>75489772
>Racist
No it's not. Any racism is in your mind. The comment is the equivalent of saying "Fuck that guy is tall. He's almost as tall as the door frame".

These players are literally like war heroes going into what can accurately be considered analogous to the war-torn battlefield. Two sides go in and only one comes out victorious, just like in war, and the winner is Australia because 'straya, it wins its wars. The winner earns the honour and pride of the nation, defending its sovereignty from the evil invaders!

>>75489807
Yeah there goes my 9/9 for the round

>>75489820
Same lad.


Last time I tip the fucking pies

>>75489783
>being a 'patrician' for a game about throwing a ball between some sticks

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>Dry football at the dome
>3.19

>Pouring rain at the G
>3.0

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who needs enemies when you have citizens like this

>>75489812
Like what, add magnets?

>>75489818
Does that mean we can hand the losers over to the russians?

>find chips in cupboard
>"you beauty"
>use by 12 may
>open bag
>smells funny
>eat chips
>tastes awful
>use by 12 may 2011
Rip me lads

>joe pooiher

>>75489812
All stadiums should have a roof.

It's 2017 FFS!!

>>75489866
>Saving chips in your cupboard for 6 years

>>75489866
Enjoy your stomach cancer

>>75489873
Fuck off Brad

>>75489877
Had no idea they were in there

too cold to get on the piss, lads

>>75489856
I pray that his sleep apnia machine malfunctions and he suffocates during his sleep. Obese human compost.

>>75489866
That reminds me of the time I ate old Maccas fries I found on the floor of my car.

>>75489773
28k against West Coast is shitter than you think. Essendon have played West Coast at the MCG/Docklands 20 times and have only drawn under 30k once. That 1 time was at the end of Matthew Knights' reign when we were a complete rabble (LeCras kicked 12 goals).

>>75489890
clean your cupboard more than once a decade you dirty cunt

>Fa solo

>>75489905
At the same time slot?
Kids had school the next day, game wasn't finished just before 8.

I didn't even go.

>Nigger with the Selwood impression

>pooey daniher

Is Buckley on sack watch if the Pies get pumped here?

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>Building new stadiums in the current year without a roof.

I can understand old stadiums not having a roof but there is literally no excuse for a new stadium.

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>>75489928
>>75489909

>Collingwood already paying more than $2

I love how casual bogans have made up the rank and file of gambling now and the markets are overly reactive, the other quants and I are making better returns via arbitrage

>>75489935
Nah, they'll lose this and then lose next week to Geelong, then they'll beat Carlton and the pressure will ease for a few weeks.

>>75489920
Don't be racist, mate.

Kek anyone see that guy in the crowd give the finger at the free?

That fatty pies supporter

Francis is literally going to be elite.

does this fucking wog ever miss?

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>Kollingvud Megpis

>pooloar

>That hambeast in her water moo-moo
My god Pies fans...

>>75489935
Should be considering he himself said it's finals or bust and they sure as fuck aren't making the finals if they go 1-4.

>>75489906
How do you know he doesn't clean the cupboard every 7 years?

Looks like Dan's trying to impress someone

>>75487603
I woke up and went outside for a coffee and smoke, then fell asleep on the table and missed it.

>>75489989
every 7 years is also once a decade most of the time mate

>kicking a poonana

>>75490010
Fair call i suppose, but the third and fourth clean would each fall within the same decade

>picking 4 boundary umpires a game for their aerobic ability
>not picking 8 boundary umpires a game for their throwing ability

It's 2017 Gil

>>75490044
They should just use the norf squad if that's all they need

>maxwell's widows peak
tragic

Imagine you were sitting in the crowded stands with one tiny empty seat beside you then suddenly Straffo comes squeezing through the aisle

Had a boosted $10 on Tippa for first goal lads

Post clubs you currently support:

>Bulldogs
>Adelaide
>GWS
>Essendon
>Geelong

>>75490082
>supporting more than one club in your lifetime

This game is a fucking disgrace to the ANZAC spirit. People DIED for your right to play this game, and this is how you repay them?!

>>75490082
epin

>>75489611
iggles supporters have high expectations from our team brought on by literally decades of success from teams past. WC have only really fielded three properly hopeless teams (1989, 2008 and 2013) in 31 years. >our other shit years at least had glimmers of highlights or young talent who would go on to be superstars. Since the current youngsters aren't much chop (only Barrass and Nelson have shown something. Duggan is on the fence still), the fear is if >we don't get a flag with this team, we'll be waiting at least another 10 years for another crack at it. Not good enough. we'd rather not be another Adelaide and be this supposedly big organisation, well supported, huge membership base, huge financial reserves and no flags to show for it.

also doesn't help that despite the current team being clearly good enough to win the flag, they're mentally destroyed from 2015 to the point where from about 5 minutes into the hawks game, I knew >we were gonna get flogged yet again.

When did Cox become useless? Do something you BSA

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>Calls himself Tip God
>doesn't even put a tip in for the most watched game of the round
>instead links some /pol/tard twatter

>that umpball

>>75490106
Well he tried at least

Blatant umpball desu

How was that touched

>>75490101
>they're mentally destroyed from 2015
KEK

strong MUSCULAR BIGTORIAN teams RUN /afl/

>>75490126
Called touched, inconclusive evidence so stays touched

>>75490106
>When did Cox become useless?
Is this a trick question?

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>>75490101
>the absolute state of you
fucking hell lad
calm the fuck down you autist

Why are Collingwood such trash? They've got the most money, most fans, Eddie Maguire shilling for them etc.

>>75490140
I don't post on bigfooty, la

>>75490147
Because the Socialist AFL penalise financially successful clubs to prop up shitters. The salary cap should be removed.

>>75490147
Less teeth desu

>>75490147
They fell for the "put a respected former player in charge" meme.

>>75490155
"No"

>>75490155
GOOD post

>>75490164
>>75490166
t. Norf fans

>>75490164
t. norf, shit kilda, peemons supporter

>>75490155
The salary cap is a joke with many workaround anyway medkit. Remember when Judd got a shitload of cash from VISY off contract to be their "spokesman" and do talks. Buddy getting fully loaded sponsored JEEP's at just under 100k a piece that went missing

>>75490087
One or two club changes are allowed.

One when you're a young child.
Maybe a second if life circumstances change (someone you know plays for a club/you change cities, etc).

>>75490147
Money is literally irrelevant in AFL. Not only is there a salary cap, I'm pretty sure there's a football department spending cap (or at least a tax).

These fucking umps, Bombers are fixed to win

>>75490171
Reminder that norf fans literally rattled tins to raise the cash to sign nick dal santo

FINALLY
I've been waiting for a cunt to step on the line this year and get called on it. I watched every kick out autistically.

>>75490183
Agree on the young child, not for the rest. Anyone older than 12 who switches their club should be banned from watching footy. Absolutely disgraceful.

>>75490202
kek

These "clubs" shouldn't even exist

>>75490183
>>75490211
>tfw 10 years old and bet your neighbor that if Freo win the derby you'll switch from Iggs to Freo
>Round 16, 1999
>Freo first derby win
Been on the HEAVE HO UNNA ride ever since

>>75490218
so what hurt more? the iggs flag in 2006 or the dockers losing their only GF?

>>75490218
>The year Tony Modra switched over
Good year to switch at least.

>>75490218
That is why I don't gamble.

>>75490183
>>75490211
>>75490218
>not following the same team your dad follows
this is the only way to do it

>>75490211
I switched from the Fitzroy Lions to the Tiggers when they merged with Brisbane because I didn't want to support a Brisbane team when I lived in Melbourne.

>>75490237
>Knowing your dad
What a squib.

>>75490237
For about 95% of people, true. I'm thankful that Dad took me along to Kardinia Park when I was a little fella. Got to experience a few years of struggle before the glory years. Has made it that much better.

Why the Fasolo goal review look like a Shooting Stars meme in the making

>>75490237
this tbqh, don't remember even thinking of switching teams, even though I've never lived in Victoria

>>75490241
Unforeseen circumstances. Fitzroy Lions aren't really the same club as Brisbane. A forced switch either way, I will allow it.

>>75490230
Iggs flag made me angry mostly because the cunts I was with were fairweather gloating faggots and I was on the "hate the Iggs at all costs" train. The 2016 form drop off a cliff hurt more 2bh. I was surprised that Freo made the GF and that people were tipping >us. Went into my shell and didn't feel much once they were kicking themselves out of it in the first.

>>75490155
This, we should be the Real Madrid of the competition, should have a relegation system too

>>75490237
My dad was always against watching sports

>>75490270
>fairweather eagle supporters
christ, the worst ones

>Live in Tasmania
>Support some team on the other side of the country
> . . .
>Hawthorn finally relocate permanently to Tasmania
>Will get to watch their games every second week
>Not allowed to switch to them because of the "rules"
Seems a bit unfair.

>>75490294
>live in tasmania
stopped reading there

>Fa Solo

>>75490294
serves you right for living in apple land, pwussyboi

>treGOAT

Was that, dare I say it, Collingwood's best moment of the year?

>>75490294
>supporting a team on the other side of the country instead of one a ferry trip away

>>75490294
>calling yourself Tasmanian
>supporting the practice that guarantees there will never be a true Tasmanian team

Sickening

>>75490319
Treloar's GOAT goal against Sydney

How the fuck do you kick it out on the full from there?

>>75490322
Ferry trip costs the same as a plane ticket to the Gold Coast.

>>75490294
No one cares, don't barrack for Hawthorn because they are contractually obliged to play in your shithole because of some sponsorship.
Show some goddamn loyalty you piece of shit.

>>75490327
too much gut running lad

>>75490348
>Show some goddamn loyalty you piece of shit.
Loyalty doesn't let you see the team play in person.

>>75490323
>>75490348

Why the fuck should shitmania have a team? 500,000 people, fucking Geelong has half that

>>75490327
Being a spud

tfw don't know who to go for because you want both teams to lose

Does anyone else get as triggered as me by the old guy on the woolies ad with BOTH drumsticks?

What a deadset cunt.

Only losers go into the army desu

>>75490400
delet this

>>75490348
>implying it matters if someone who isnt a local is loyal

He's not a real supporter anyway, clubs are community based

>>75490370
Fucking Geelong has a team

>>75490428

More worthy than tasmania lad, what the fuck does Tassie contribute to the country?

>>75490370
Because it's been a AFL state for 100+ years. You can talk about population growth and market expansion all you want but it's a better idea then pumping money into rugby states whose culture reject AFL like a virus

>>75490439
Retirement homes. A more positive impact than the Meth Geelong provides.

Collingwood defenders showing some great ANZAC spirit there on the goal line.

>>75490428
Because Geelong can draw a crowd. Sorry Tasmania, two heads doesn't count as two tickets sold

>>75490428
literally only because they've been there for 160 years.

a geelong team wouldn't be admitted today, nor 30 years ago.

BASED ELLIO-
>Commercials
Zzzzzz

Remember when holding the ball was a rule?

>>75490439
Tassie produces most of the opium used to manufacture morphine for hospitals IIRC

Fuck that was entertaining but
>umps

BOY OH BOY

>>75490519
Speaking of.

That play just then, the guy bounced the ball but messed it up. The Collingwood player pushed him instead of tackling him.
My understanding is it's 100% holding the ball if you're tackled when bouncing.

What would the call have been if the Collingwood player tackled instead of pushed? He was 'bouncing' the ball, but messed it up so wasn't really in control of it.

>>75490536
Well the bounce would be your prior opportunity right? If he fucked it up it's incorrect disposal/dropping the ball. Agree he should have gone the tackle. Umps must just fucking wing it every game now or were told to put the whistle away of this game is close.

>>75490387
Are you the trip that boned a prossie called ginger a while back?

>>75490549
Do not engage the oxygen thief

>>75490549
Yes. Are you the anon that always calls sex workers weird contractions of prostitute like prossie and prosto?

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>>75490549
>prossie called ginger
>She doesn't have a bush

>>75490557
Nah lad I usually just post
>*dabs
Then go shit post somewhere else

>>75490560
The appeal was that she was 19 not that she was ginger.

Collingwood is bound to overpower the ego-driven Don's

>>75490572
>The appeal was that she was 19
man I hope you didn't buy that. She was at least 24

>>75490572
>He thinks prossies advertise their real ages
>He thinks they don't all deduct at least 5 years from their real ages

Sad for you.

>>75490591
>>75490582
>they think they know more about the australian sex industry than I do

I don't get the appeal of prosies. I think I'd only do it with those scraggy Asian chicks in SEA. Because like, otherwise it's just paying for shit you can get for free.

>>75490593
>imblying this is a thing to boast about
I bet you're actually bikecunt

>>75490593
Did she show you her birth certificate proving she was 19?

Okay lads name the title and subtitle of the match outcome on the AFL site

>75490581
don't jinx them you fucking cunt

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Also the pres suite is open tonight and ginger's on again. It's what the diggers would have wanted right

>>75490606
>Implying this is the real RC

>>75490614
I take no chances

>>75490610
Go for Tia lad

>>75490605
>Modern-day ANZAC heroes
>Unjustly persecuted bombers channel ANZAC spirit and find redemption in historic win, proving that you can't keep the Aussie digger down!

>>75490610
Who /eden/ here?

>memeswell

There is no more clearer indication of an absolute beta male that he needs to literally pay to fuck someone, in the age of the internet and particuarly tinder.

>>75490610
>Eden
>No age given

Sketchy af.

>collingwood 'defence'
aah yess

>>75490630
Nah fuck roasties and their bullshit lad

>>75490630
time = money

>>75490644
>Prossies arn't roasties

>Choke to Bombers
>Will clutch a win to Cats
>Collingshit

Is there anything better than having these punchable small forwards in your team who everyone else hates?

>>75490605
Minute of silence for the Pies: Buckley interred at the war cemetery .

>>75490652
You only have to pay for prossies, roasties you have to pretend to care, show affection etc

>two bad teams.jpg

>spending money on pussy
>not taking it to your local RSL and buying a few rounds for the men and women who served.
No wonder your parents kicked you out oxygen thief. At least your dog is dead so it doesn't have to live with you being a complete faggot.

>>75490646
More likely from the snippets about you that you have shared, the average female is repulsed by you, forcing you to grovel at their feet and PAYING them to fuck you. No more sadder of an existence,

>>75490610
Did Ginger at least have a freckled face?

>>75490659
>Having a one night stand with a slut of tinder where she to come round her house and fuck means showing affection and care

>>75490661
tell me why we needed armed thugs in vietnam, afghanistan, iraq etc? it's not like we were under any threat of invasion

>>75490605
Probably something dumb like "Bombers fly up"

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>>75490662
Who wouldn't be repulsed by this honestly.

>>75490659
Surely it's better to have sex with someone who actually wants to be there tbqh

Any other team would've sacked Buckley by now

>>75490674
Having sex would be a start tbqh

>>75490671
Don't cut yourself on that edge matey

I need to justify my sex life to any of you. I'm 100% sure almost everyone here is a virgin anyway.

Why does everyone want buckley sacked?

The longer he's in charge, the longer collingwood are shit and the more everyone can laugh at him and them.

Wins all around

>pretending that spending hundreds of your hard earned dollars for the pleasure of hearing "time for a shower sweetie" after 50 minutes isn't cuckery of the highest form

>>75490688
nah lad lost in the other week

>>75490662
>>75490670
what happened to the trip?

>I need to justify
Top shelf Freudian slip oxygen thief

>>75490656
Having small forwards who actually kick goals - North.

>>75490683
>respecting bydlo amerikike puppets for no actual reason

>>75490688
>can't even articulate his sentences properly because he is sweating with insecurity
If you lost your Vs to a fucking prossie, fuck me I would laugh. But you'd never admit it, because it would be that humiliating.

>>75490704
>>>/pol/

Kelly is shit

>>75490704
Go back to /pol/

>>75490708
>tfw lost my V to a qt who is now riddled with STD's
feels good to have gotten in early

>>75490695
Decided to keep it off for the day

>>75490708
My "Vs"? I can literally smell your virginity through my monitor

Why isn't ANZAC day celebrated in the UK and the US rather than Australia? I mean, all the conflicts our soldiers have fought and died in have been for British or American interests, not our own.

>>75490715
Nice lad. Almost as good as seeing girls who rejected you get fat then try and get your attention again

Are there (top) sheets on the bed in the prostitute's room?

>>75490717
Lmao, honey don't be so defensive, it looks like the eenie meanie wude people from /afl/ are getting to you.

It may be a difficult concept to understanding coming from someone like you, but not all of us are beta males in every facet, from political views to personality, that they rely on the back pocket to take their virginity.

>>75490728
This happened to me but at the same time I lost 20kg /feelsgoodman/

>>75490734
I believe you

>>75490724
Because it's in remembrance of our contribution and sacrifice in the conflicts, I've seen many US outlets and companies paying their respects. Keep being upset though it's highly amusing.

kek white boys can't run

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REKT

GOOD ON YA DONS STICK IT RIGHT UP EM

Can't wait to watch that faggot roast normies on house rules tbqh

>>75490737
Good lad.

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>>75487582
You won't be for long. Memeteam

>Collingshit
8/9 this round, what about you guys?

>>75490670
Slut from tinder:
+ Don't need to pay her
+ Will do kinky shit
- Has a million STDs
- Might try and contact you again
- Chance you'll be on the hook for child support

Prostitute:
+ Clean
+ Walk away with no strings
+ No risk of child support
+/- Will do kinky stuff (for more $)
- Need to pay her

Prostitute is the clearly better option.

>>75490746
>House rules

Has that show not been cancelled yet? Surely it gets killed in the ratings by the Block, and it's fucking shit.

>>75490755
Two of those negatives for the tinder slut are nullified by using a condom, and the other is a completely no issue,

>>75490755
Having to fuck a prostitute is humiliating and deprives you of the experience of having to attract a sexual partner. You're also lowering yourself socially by conceding that you must pay the social bottom (people who have to sell their bodies) in order to fulfill a basic function as a man.

>>75490755
Serious question, do prostitutes ever orgasm? Also can you eat them out?

>>75490755
Of the 6 tinder sluts I've banged I've only ever had one crazy who kept calling and leaving voicemails. That's my fault though because the gated estate I picked her up from turned out to be some kind of facility and she mentioned a "night nurse". The rest I've just been paranoid about false rape claims so I delete tinder the second I get home then prowl again in 2 weeks

All these normies who actually have sex
>>/out/

>>75490774
>do prostitutes ever orgasm?
Yes, but it's normally just a physical thing for them since they have so much sex.

>can you eat them out?
Yes.

>all these bomber supporters who've scuttled out from underneath the fridge

>>75490774
>Also can you eat them out?

Can you imagine how much disease they have? Do you really want to put your mouth near that disgusting, diseased cunt?

Imagine how many different dicks have been in there, and you're just gonna put your mouth on it?

>>75489944
>(You)

>>75490770
Used to know a FIFO guy who's ritual every time he came home was to get a carton, a pizza 2 Whores and he'd just drink and eat his pizza by the pool while he watched the girls swim as play with each other then they'd all shower and fuck. If he's got the money to be paying for a convenient fantasy then more power to him IMO

>>75490755
Tinder slut:
+ Don't need to pay her
- May have to pay for a date
+ Might do kinky shit
- Won't necessarily do the kinky shit you want to do
+ You know most personal details will be accurate
- Sex or physical contact of any sort is not guaranteed
- Might have STDs
- Might try and recontact you

Sex worker
+ Clean
+ Walk away with no strings
+ Will do pretty much everything extra you could possibly want for free if you're polite about it
+ Extremely experienced and talented and has a financial incentive to perform well
- You pay money directly to her
>>75490774
>do prostitutes ever orgasm
Almost all prostitutes will fake at least one orgasm during a session. Usually if you're doing something that's only stimulating them. It's really hard to say if it's ever authentic. Yes, oral on them is sometimes allowed as a freebie, usually it's an extra though, though a cheaper extra than, say, anal. Whereas oral on them or cum on face might run you 20-30 bucks, anal is usually north of 60 bucks extra. Which is good for me because I have no interest in anal.
>>75490770
Serious question, what do you mean by "sell their body"? Are labourers selling their bodies as well?

>>75490805
What a leg

>Memeihar

>responding to the trip
end your life

>>75490826
Well that's 8/9 for the week
Only the iggs let me down

>>75490838
7/9

For some reason I thought it was height of genius tipping the swans to beat gws, i don't know what i was thinking.

>>75490838
8/9
Fucking pies

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>Collingwood's only win has been an arsey one against Sydney
>Could've been 0-5
>Buckley could have been on sack watch
Fucking Sydney.

>tfw 9/9
M E A T T R A Y

Only suburban and rural retards were barracking for Collingwood.

City people were going for Essendon.

Why are Swans bad this year?

Are they just doing what Freo did last year?

>>75490864
swans will make finals m8

>>75490861
city cunts tend to be wrong about everything.

especially melbourne city cunts.

>>75490605
Fantasy Land

not their best work lmao

>>75490864
Hardest opening draw out of all the teams. Got unlucky against Collingwood. Star players like Tippett keep getting injured.

One of the best 0-5 teams of all time. Expect them to catch back up and likely make finals.

>>75490864
they'll win their next 5 games and then the season is back on track

blues will be a good confidence boost for them this weekend

>>75490893
>Star players like Tippett

>>75490893
Norf's was pretty hard too

>>75490900
good enough player that adelaide got themselves in trouble after the tantrum they threw because they lost him

are they people out there's who unironically rate poort and geelong kek

>>75490902
North would be 3-2 if they kept Boomer / didn't shit the bed in the last 5 minutes each game. That's entirely on them.

>>75490893
>one of the best 0-5 teams of all time
Wew lad

Wait are both Melbourne Ruckman injured?

>>75490911
Seriously. Name a better one. You can't.

>>75490912
Yes.

>>75490911
name a better one

0-5 teams are usually really shit

>>75490908
Agree on the former anyway
>Keeping Swallow and Thomas
>Forcefully retiring Boomer
How dumb can you be?

>>75490916
it's funny because it shows how the mighty have fallen
>>75490905
that's beause they THOUGHT he was going to become elite, as in he was in the age bracket where players become elite. But no, they dodged a bullet.

>>75490916
How the fuck can you say a team is "good" let alone one of the best of all time, being 0-5? Delusional lad, you aren't "good" having 0 points with a quarter of the season almost done

>>75490919
>Name a team that is better at having gone 0-5 than this 0-5 team.
What are your smoking?

>>75490918
kek