OFFICIAL DODGERS VS. GIANTS #1 GAMETHREAD

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our boy Arroyo making his debut

Padres

>>75486789
this

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jints

Your daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the World Series for Giants fans.

i know we're going to get crushed but I hope Arroyo does well

>>75486911
this

>Arroyo is wearing Will the Thrill's number
nice

How's it feel being in the basement?

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>>75487104
nostalgic

>>75487104
privacy away from the parents, and I can smoke weed and masturbate freely all day and night

The giants are hella gay
Seagar is my nigga

What does LA have that makes it better than the Bay Area?

>>75487250
>has to include the entire area because you know SF has nothing on LA
Well there's one thing

>>75487250
Pollution and Mexicans.

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>>75487250
Heart. Miles and miles of heart.

Why are LA fans the most tortured in sports?

Gonna be interesting to see the new BO in the works.

Is it true that Giants fans treat beating the Dodgers like winning the WS?

And

Bay Area 16
Lakers 16

>>75487250
Real pussy, better weed, better apartments, better girls, the drugs are better, the living is better, the travel within the city is great.

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>>75487284
>Lakers suck and am not even a serious fan of apehoop
>dodgers can't go to a WS , the fucking Rockies can
>kings are okay, in slight rebuild mode
>raiders are good
I love the dodgers the most and they are my new kings

urias thursday

Why the fuck is nuñez batting third?

>>75487356
for those clutch groundouts obviously

UCLA's baseball team could put up a better fight than the Gints.

>testing pig
Dumb
Ass

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TYBP

Fuuuuu
Good play though

Did belt forget who is playing RF? Fucking idiot.

What the fuck are you doing???

>>75487382
Agreed

>turn on game in 2nd inning
>dodgers arent already down 4 runs
this is new

>>75487387
>he doesn't know that our offense is trash and that was our only chance of scoring

Doesn't this shit feel weird that neither of us are in first place?

>>75487420
Looks like the gook pitcher was a good investment.

Romo :_;

>outfield not shitting the bed

WOW

>>75487434
Well the Dodgers are close to first place you jints faggot

I miss you romo

>>75487434
Dodgers are built for a 300 game season. Depth greater than your wife's coño

>>75487454
"""""close""""""

>>75487454
We've been shit so far nigga. Glad Urias is coming because Maeda has been shit. Let's see what Ryu does today.


Also Bellinger gets a lot of walks is what I've noticed from watching his box scores every game. That's good. Only a matter of time until he's brought up.

>all those empty seats

>>75487490
Maeda never recovered from the NLCS. He's perpetually shook now.

>>75487505
They heard your mom was coming so they provided adequate room.

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on the board

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Very ok with this

I will put down $5 thats the only time we score the rest of the night

muh small ball!

what the fuck is that static

I for one welcome this reincarnation of Matt cain

>>75487604
>implying Cain doesn't hit a donger

>>75487688
best surprise of the season desu.

>>75487511
He wasn't doing too hot before the season ended either. IN fact he was really shit right before the season ended. We need Otani. We have Agon's Etheir's, etc... contracts being done in 2 years. Plenty of money to retool considering we'll have Bellinger, Urias, etc... on cheap contracts for the time being.

>>75487511
Maeda was slowing down around mid September

He isn't used to a major league schedule

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stop swinging at the letters

>>75487754
He's gained weight. Hes at 93-95 mph. He's changed his mechanics unintentionally and is seeking help and an extra day. He's on an 8 year 25M contract. Whatever.

That commercial with Ray Ratto groping that woman is very uncomfortable

>>75487964
lol I think that every time I see it

Arroyo is such a puppy

How long until Kershaw's #22 is retired across major league baseball?

>>75487995
for choking superstitions akin to hotels skipping the thirteenth floor?

we'll see how this year goes.

Godamn. The distorted crowd audio is driving me nuts

>>75488015
can't believe they still haven't fixed it. it's been going on the whole game.

>>75488011
上原でそう? Koji Uehara

>>75488015
Sounds fine in the Spanish broadcast and the Korean broadcast

>>75487708
grandal and kershaw have to be extended as well

>>75487995
>implying it won't be retired because of Will Clark and Arroyo

上原どうなん?

>>75487995
Kershaw is 170km/h pitcher?

Am I the only one who thinks Puig looks like a python or a raptor?

>>75488102
He's better than 170km/h.

He's 1.69 runs /9IP

>>75488119
上原でそうなんか?抑えで

>>75487941
8 years of a solid bullpen arm ain't bad

Arroyo sucks. I thought this guy was supposed to be the second coming of panik

>this fag on a nip proxy seeking attention

>>75488102
157KM/H sidearm fastball
145KM/H slider

>>75488143
Right
Fuck this baby faced shit

>>75488125
thanks,
Otani<Kershaw speed

>>75488119
Racist piece of shit.
>>>/pol/

>>75488194
Dude calm down he does look like a reptile

>>75488194
I didn't even mean that in a mean way

>>75488074
Kazmir and Mccarthy would be done in 2 years too.

>>75488178
大谷の怪我は?

>calling another human being a reptile isn't racist
keep it to urself

>tfw reptilian trapped in a human body

>>75488251
Sure buddy. I think it's getting past your bedtime Junior

Who's winning lads?

Giants may as well walk a fucking batter every inning because these dodgers Can't fuckingHIT with runners in scoring position

>>75488302

no, shut up

Cain's pitching well

>>75488290
Giants 1-0

>>75488290
Giants today
Dodgers tomorrow
Giants again on Wednesday and Thursday

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>>75488312
Who said I was a sanfag?

>>75488262
Underrated

>>75488327
burning my hands on those takes

>>75488327
ur high as fuck papi get off the reefer fucking junkie fuck. Puig and Grandal go deep today. Seager will double and Kike will have an RBI

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ah yes, still no offense.

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Comeback player of the year?

>>75488465

pls no jinxing

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>>75488465
You
Just
KNOW

Ya'll dumb as shit.

Is Cain left handed?????

Huh????????

That means we already won the game

>>75488516
Nah, that just means you lost 2 of the next 3

And there is one of the bigger reasons why dodger starters are shitting the bed this year

There's about a 4 second gap between when they sit down and when they have to get back up to pitch again because the dodgers just burn through outs with 2 pitch at bats

t-thanks, pence

Come on, Buster

>>75488543
Ryu has been excellent.

And this is what happens when the Dodgers are shit
The Joses and Jorges of the world decide not to watch the game and instead go back to their usual abducting ways, and then the game cuts out to tell us about it

>>75488543
If you ever pitched before you'll realize that getting in a groove is the best thing that can happen

It sounds dumb to people that may have never played a inning before but the longer you're sitting down waiting to pitch the less heated you'll feel and once you get out to pitch you have to set your mind right

Having runs to back you up puts you at ease
Having 10 to 20 minutes innings does not

>but you need the rest
I guarantee you every single pitcher in the MLB has gone 100 pitches before whether it was HS or college or even pro

The faster the inning the better for everyone

>>75488337
Frogfag

Even worse desu

BUSTED

>>75488244
メジャーに新鮮に売り渡すためのオーナーの陰謀なので怪我は大丈夫

BUSTER

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Nice

please crawford

pleeeease

Crawford is a fucking pussy faggot

>>75488678
Nah, that's you c u c c b o i ! !

>>75488602
>The faster the inning the better for everyone

t.manfred

fugg

>>75488645
よかったね。
大谷さんが投手としてアメリカに来るつもり?外野手として?

FUCK

Shoulda been a strikeout but i'll take the pop-up

Ryu is literally a top 10 LHP every moment that he's been in the mound. Shame abiut the injuries. The guy is excellent.

cain throwing a 2 hitter

do the faggots stand a chance or will they choke

This dumb faggot Bochy me doing his bullshit again. Fucking dirty faggot.

>>75488745
Dubs and giants choke a big fat blue dick

Oh fuck Okert

feels like Craw spent himself during WCB

maybe this break will be good for his bat

please god dont send Cain to the DL

>Ryu is back in full force
>Sadly that means the Dodgers-with-an-ace-on-the-mound are also back, providing 0 runs of support
This is why Greinke left, not the 10 trillion dollars

good outing by ryu

why the fuck did they take Cain out?

fuck

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Pebbles beat the Nats 8-4 btw...

welp, Dodgers already won this one, guess i'll walk home and hopefully not get shot this time :/

Cain got injured? I was getting a drink while it happened.

>>75488715
外野手だと思う。
投手としては球種が少ないので通用するかどうかは微妙かもしれない。
打者としてはすでにオープン戦も含めて7本ほどホームランを打っているほどなので。

Put in Strickland so Puig ties this bitch up Lmfao..


>>75488783

>>75488767
He's fucking fine. It's Bochy doing his bullshit because okert wasn't ready. I hate that faggot when he does this shit. Anyone remember the time he went out and spoke to the third base umpire abiut a checkswing just to have kershaw stand around in the mound in a 1-3 game with him in the 8th? Just take the L

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Matt Cain Final Line 6 IP 0 R 2 H 3 K 1 W Total pitches = 70

>>75488789
Good job beating the Nats c-team

You're just in time to watch an actual pitching duel, something you've never witnessed in your life

>>75488783
Fear not, we will counter whichever shitter you throw out with Sergio Romo
This is looking like a 16-13 game

>>75488814

>steven okert
>pitching duel

>>75488789
Overachievers

They absolutely have no players outside few position players that you can say "that'll be the one to lead us to the WS"

>>75488814
>SFG
>good pitching
Is this 2012?

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And the injuries just keep on coming.
>>75488803
大谷ホンマにすごい。
ジャイアンツは上手な外野手が少ないから、サンフランシスコに来てほしいけど、無理かな。

>Giants bullpen

I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter

Thank you based puig

>pooegg

wanna see Arroyo get a hit

Ty BLACKED tomorrow

So arroyo is definitely the communal bottom boi for the giants right? They brought him up for morale I assume

Do any of these memer stat trackers keep track of the average pitches per batter a team faces?
Twice today I left the room for a minute in between innings just to come back to see their third batter getting out

Oh great, another Nunez.

well, he touched the ball

Keemstar had an ERA of 0.75 for more than the first half before he was injured and got blown up.

Dude is a great LH specialist

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Would Tyler Beaner and Christian Chorro be enough to afford 1 (one) Pedro Baez?


That's when you know your farm is trash

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they still haven't fixed the audio

>>75488756
What are you on about Bobby?

>Gorkys Hernandez
>Hitter
Pick fucking one

>>75488885
.446 AVG in Triple-A and had his 3rd (?) 4-hit game yesterday.

>he's over-anxious
>got the call just this morning, picked up by the minor league liaison Will Clark

>>75488955
Cain took the mound on the top of the 6th and didn't make a pitch. Bochy pulled him and had Okunt come in. That's illegal. You take the mound you must face the batter for a minimum of 1 (one) pitch. Unless injury. We know it wasn't injury. Just a dirty move to give okert another 3 pitches.

>>75488971
I wish I could take the hitter.

who /putting off studying for midterms to watch the game/ here

Your crowd makes me physically angry

Sanfags are doing something we've been doing for years

Bay as late as always
>beat LA
Again stuck in the 80s

This shit is so dumb

>>75488999
You wish it was the 80s, then your team would actually do well in the post season

>>75488986
oh I know, I hope he does great

but also gets gang banged by the entire starting line up

welp, time for a DP

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>>75488997
>studying

just pay attention in class lil nigga

Here's where we break the game wide open

>subbed

YES

>>75488986
Which AAA league?

>>75489011
I meme that giants are faggots but they all look straight. Bryant and Rizzo are legitimate homosexual's, Rizzo is bi.

>>75489019
>Gorkys
>Break The Game Wide Open
Negative

>>75489010
Is this banter? Lol

Have the dodgers always had blue piping on their pants?

>>75489036
>Which AAA league?
see OP = Sacramento RiverCats
so, Pacific Coast League

STOP SWINGING SO HIGH YOU LUMBERJACK FUCK

>>75489080
PCL is a hitters league. Pederson was 30/30 and MVP over there.

BASED PENCE

rally time niggas

H U N T E D
U
N
T
E
D

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DOYERS WOW

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PENCE

>>75489153
>giants are playing the giants

>>75489130
>hitter's league.
Yup.

>>75489160
Woops, my bad, you know what I mean

>>75489153
what are you saying? come back when your heroine high wears off stupid junkie fuck

>>75489160
>giants are playing the giants
funny thing is that it actually looks like it

dammit Brandon

>>75489180
What did it say?

>>75488986
He's doing well, but that could just be a hot streak. He doesn't have much power.

Should be Strickland...

>>75489205
this

>thinking this game is over
Ya'll don't know dodger baseball. Feed us a right hander with changeups and this game is tied before Strickland can even get in this game to give up go-ahead bomb.

You're not good.

When is the nigga Bellinger going to get called up. If niggas are just going to suck dick at the plate, let Bellinger learn at the big league level. What would be the difference? These fucks can't hit.

I belive in Sergio

>>75489212

if memory serves, your bullpen gave up 9 runs in one inning less than a weeka go

ah yes

classic law

what the fuck take Law outta there

Based slutley

FUCKKKKKKKK

Oh god

Law is a fucking disaster

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You sanfaggots need to chill
Its another >RISP
I know my team fingers crossed with dubs that is

>>75489230
Im memory serves me like your sister served me last weekend the dodgers have the #1 bullpen for the 2016 season and a top bullpening the NL in 2017

>>75489212
Hate to admit but this is what will probably happen

dad is gonna strike me again if the giants lose

>and a top bullpening the NL in 2017

is this even english?

Bochy looks fucking pissed lmao

>>75489274
>Im memory serves me like your sister served me last weekend

is this the amazing LA banter I hear about?

>>75489271
>shitty bullpen vs RISP

Who will the duel?

>that slow ass turn by panik

dammit

now here comes the 2 run bomb

wow they finally do something with risp when it matters

>>75489230
They were really great before that. They really sucked dick that night though.

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>hmm, we've got runners on the corners and Law cant even throw down the middle
>better keep him in

>bloop falls
>hard hit ball nearly a double play

why the fuck do i watch this sport

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I should manage baseball at this point.

>>75489286
Forgive him, he's still working his way through Spanglish.

fuck yeah, Law.

One more.

>>75489322
Spanglish is the official language of LA

HAHAHAHA

BUSTED

I'm a the game. They're challenging as we speak

#Fireroberts

Holy fuck this guy is shit at making calls who the hell steals with 2 outs?

>>75489334
start a "he is out" chant

not a great steal with Seager up

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yfw Romo throws the game for us

yfw Romo holds the 8th, Melancon blows the 9th, then Romo saves the game.

Cap me right now

>>75489367
>not posting a face

so it's not gonna happen?

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>>75489367

can Nunez just please do something sometime somwhere please

>>75489359
>throws a soft toss to Posey and Buster launches it for a HR.
>Romo rips open his shirt to reveal a orange and black Giants shirt underneath

Giants fans what's it like to watch a great bullpen in action?

>>75489385
easy walks

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>>75489383
>Bochy has been planting spies all around the league for years for a NL takeover

hmmm

>>75489385
I'll tell you when I get back from my walk. It's gonna be a long one so don't wait up.

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>>75489402

I don't want to watch another Craw third out strikeout episode desu

>>75489461
and wish was granted

>>75489461
Say no more

Damn arroyo get closer to the plate

>>75489479
yeah wtf

holy lmao just waTCHED thjat meatball sail by

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Blown save.

Let's get it.

come the fuck on little dude

Too nervous lads

>>75489512
is that a doll?

2 more

>>75489528
well it's a dodgers fan so take oooooone guess

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>>75489528
Yeah, nickname is muñeca

>>75489527
me too

>>75489547
you have Shit taste.
Show a picture with no makeup

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>>75489565

ONE MORE

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>>75489565
Never had ur cock sucked by a fresh 18 year old born in 1998 huh?
Ur missing out buddy

jesus this ump is bad

wtf was turner doing?

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

This is just like 2010, 2012, and 2014!

Dodger season is done. Fuck this team and fuck all the overpaid players that don't do shit.

Wew

umpball'd hard out of a chance to win

gg giants

Wow, it feels like we just won the World Series!

TURN DOWN FOR POSEY

AHAHAHAHA

GG doyers, see you tomorrow

they left their head in San Francisco

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gg dodgies

Can we just give Romo back to them already? He reminds me of all the crackheads that make living in SF like an episode of the walking dead. Glad all the rich white yuppies from Marin were able to make it out tonight—oh wait, that's the Giant's entire fan base.

The Rockies would destroy both of these teams.

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gg dodgers.


-------------------------
Next game (#2): Same time tomorrow = 10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

A-Gon and Seager can't keep carrying this team

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>>75489682
Lmao

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>>75489682
lol so mad

Cain: tight hamstring