/mlb/ general - THAMES EDITION

fucking

THAMES

>>75485404
this nigga on the roids

There's literally no chance he's not

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Cesar is playing at an elite level since last june!

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>get home from a road trip
>turn on Cubs game
>Cubs up 9-1 in the third inning
>pie rats

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Mariners!

Rangers get to .500 tonight?

>>75485404
>tfw i really liked him as a bench/platoon bat before he left

thames the fucking madman

Do you think he'll ever be caught roiding or did he stop when he came back?

I wish non-whites were banned from playing again

Thames gonna be comeback player of the year

Where's the rockies vs. nats gamethread

>>75485746
Not once he's busted

You guys ready to see the Rockies claim the best record in MLB?

why doesn't manfred just ban rain

>>75485780
Ready to see the Cockies get BTFO.

>>75485780
No

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Pretty sure Thames has hit 10 homers against my Reds this year

>>75485754
It's up your ass and to the left.

>want to watch rockies-nats
>remember that both their commentator crews are fucking terrible
shit what do I do now

>>75485849
kill self

>watched the yankees @ pirates game = full crowd for 3 days
>world champion cubs come to town = empty as shit

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Bautista taught Thames how to go from 4th OF to leading the league in dingers

>>75485865
>neet doesn't understand weekends

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>>75485404
>Barry Who?

>>75485878
Rox vs Nats gamethread

>>75485878
Rox vs Nats gamethread

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>7 of 10 Thames HR's are against the Reds

wew

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Injuns desu

/hyped/ for the Astros series, Keuchel gonna get shelled, nothing personell

>>75485849
the Rockies announcers are decent. Their radio crew is largely underrated

>>75485936
nah they're literal retards

Brew Crew coming for a second Wild Card.

>>75485947
Wrong desu

MARINERS!

>>75485625
please dont do this again

>>75485849
The Nats broadcast team is fun. You're just a humorless tightass.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12820490

>>75486110
stupid poll
any of those nuts can be best depending on the situation

>>75486110
Pecan, only because I am allergic to almonds

>>75486110
>no brazillian

c'mon, pick your game up

>>75486132
>implying walnut is best at anything

deez nuts

>>75486110
Nice honeypot

>>75486173
You mean honey nut cheerios

>>75486110
legume internet defense force detected

fuck mike trout

>>75485917
Nothing new

Bryant got like 1/3 of his homers against the Reds in about 3 games last year

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1STROS

>>75485925
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

>cusb pie rats game thread is more active than the general
Really activates my almonds

>>75486110
>peanut not first
what the fuck is wrong with you faggots

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Lmao career high 12 hr in 95 games SEVEN years ago. Disappears for 5 years to the Korean league and already has 10 hr in 19 gsmes. Fuck Eric thames and fuck his monkey testosterone

>>75486256
The general dies when there are games on.

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>>75486258
>peanuts superior to based pistachio

>>75486256
I think of cusb gamethreads as mo'Lester containment threads

Did Baltimore have another riot or something? There are like maybe 200 fans there and it's the 6th inning

>>75486289
Funny thing is that mo'Lester is nowhere to be found in the thread.

>>75486292
Absolutely hammered down before the game and for the past two innings

>>75486292
It's been raining in MD all day.

>>75486303
He's never in there

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>tfw no L tonight

>>75486341
if you use this excuse your fanbase is shit

>>75486349
You earn an L every night for being a Mets fan.

>>75486349
Behind the Phillies?

>>75486349
Your tears sustain me in the dark times.

>>75486357
I'm a Nats fan.
>orange ducks

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>the year of our Lord two thousand and seventeen
>not having a retractable roof

>>75486093
They the second most biased group behind the dbacks, are uptight about everything and sound like one person is a child and the other is a guy off the street , knock off fat Boston commentor

>>75486387
>being a domebabby
lmao ur a pussy.

Amir Garrett getting left out there to die.

>>75486404
nobody said anything about a dome, friend.

>>75486421
If you don't play out in the elements like God intended you might as well play in a fucking dome.

>>75486387
What's the matter? Too Yankee to handle some warm weather?

>>75486387
Why do the Astros have a dome when they play in fucking texas?

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never trust niggers thanks Amir Garrett

>>75486457
Texans can't handle a little heat

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90-0

Discuss.

Serious discussion only.

>>75486457
texans are largely faggots

>>75486486
How are the October numbers?

>>75486486
>Zero world series trips

>>75486402
They're the opposite of uptight. they're loose as fuck
>I don't like fun

>>75486436
That's the thing though. You can play outdoors, and yet avoid rain delays.

>>75486441
>>75486457
>wanting to play in 100° heat with maximum humidity
it's just stupid at that point. The Colt .45s tried it already. No sane person wants to be outside in Houston in the middle of August if there's A/C available.
Dallas is maybe understandable, because they don't have that gulf breeze turning the air into a sweaty mess.

>>75486486
Now do postseason

>>75486509
>Wahh i can't handle the weather that takes place in my city

>>75486486

still no rings kike

>>75486509
Son I played baseball in Costa Rica. If you can't handle Texas then you are a bitch nigga.

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>>75486499
You mean the 30 inning sample sizes you faggots rave about???? Lmao

Talk to me when the sample exceeds 200 IP and when the run support is greater than 2 in eliminations games which span 22IP.

Serious discussion only please.

>>75486540
Compare Kershaw in October to Bumgarner. Hamels. fucking Volquez.

>>75486540
CONDITIONS I DEEM FAIR.

>>75486540
Reminder that Kershit got triggered by someone walking to the dugout.

>>75486547
Was their run support 2 runs in 22IP in elimination games after making 4 starts in 11 days??????

Huhhhhh????

>>75486539
I can handle it just fine, but from a commercial standpoint, you're not gonna make a lot of money with an intentionally uncomfortable venue.

Don't look at me.
Don't look at me.
Don't you fucking look at me.
Don't you fucking look at me.

>>75486568
Run support, run schamort. Come back to me when he doesn't have multiple entries. Don't even fucking @ me.

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>9 runs of support
>still lose

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>>75486486

>>75486585
Son the point of sports is to be uncomfortable. It's about getting out of your comfort zone and suffering a little before you get rewarded.

>>75486540
How many innings does Hendricks have in the playoffs?

What's his ERA?

>>75486585
Wrigley seemed to do alright with the whole "it's supposed to be shit" excuse

>>75486601
Doesn't look like an elimination game.

If Pirus and Crips
All got along
They prolly gun me down
By tha end of tha song

>>75486638
it also gets hot as fuck

How do the >DOYERS keep getting away with drafting GOAT pitching

What Pokemon card did Addison have McCutchen sign?

>>75486677
They sacrifice any post-season success for regular season accolades.

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>>75486677
>Rockies have a WS appearance more recently than the Doyers

>>75486683
Roidachu

>>75486690
My team hasn't won a WS in 22 years and it still was more recent than the Dodgers.

>>75486690
>Mets have 2
>Dbacks have a title
>Marlins have 2 Titles
>NL Astros appeared more recently

>>75486618
I assure you that watching the Astros play baseball is not very comfortable most of the time.
Also with all the obese hispanic guys at every game, the A/C saves us from having to breathe Eduardo's pit stench.

>>75486638
Yeah, but their stadium wasn't built in 1999.
Parks built before 1950 have an excuse to not be overly comfortable

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Detroit Mudhens desu

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>Miguel Montero batting .393

>>75486727
>6 fingers

>>75486735
So like 4/11?

Fucking idiot

>>75486735
He won world series mvp for me in like ootp 10

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>>75486750

>>75486486
>being an offensebabby

>>75486751
He's 11 for his last 17 AB's. He's had like 35 appearances

Jaden Smith is falling apart tonight

>>75486792
What's wrong with him?

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Despite winning a silver slugger award, I've never made an all star game

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>mfw fell for the Garrett meme

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what is he trying to convey here?

>>75486808
Aramis Ramirez?

>>75486824
Aramis Ramirez made the All Star team in 2005, 2008, and 2014.

>>75486808
Tim Salmon?

eric please come back

>>75486840
yeah idk what i was thinking, tried to answer without looking it up

LA Dodgers vs SF Giants #1

10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

>>75486724
>>75486724
>>75486724

>>75486806
He's driving down his trade value. He made a deal with Quintana in the offseason. They're trying to ensure that they both make it to Houston by July 31st. Then and only then will they stop sandbagging.

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>>75486841
Correct!

>Duane Kuiper calling out Charlie Steiner if a fight breaks out in this 4-game series vs the Dodgers
kinda want to see this 2bh

>>75486858
The other Angel Fish

>>75486850
Ha ha ha fuck you, you can't have him back bitch.

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>>75486857
>mfw Rosenthal emailed me and said this was true

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I'm the third leg in a trio known for mile high fly balls

Does anyone have the "Thank me when you lose game 6" tweet picture?

>>75486897
Dante Bichette

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>>75486936
Yeah that one was too easy

CUBS FANS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8k0lBFm89s&feature=youtu.be

>>75486971
Literally every stadium has done this for every team at some point

>>75486980
Except the Padres.

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The earth shook every time I entered a batters box

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>>75486971
>Cubs fans BTFO
>Literally people wearing Indians gear to a Reds/Cubs game

>>75486997
Big Papi

>>75487037
C'mon anon you're not even trying

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>rain stoppage
boo

>>75487081
>Matte Helmet
Ruins the whole aesthetic the Orioles had with their helmets

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>rain delay in the bottom of the 8th

>>75487081
roofless idiots will defend this

>>75487132
Nah, they need to abolish the rain delay and let 'em play.

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this faggot is literally worse than dyson

>>75487162
The funny thing was that Epstein jewed you.

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>>75487162
>Hating Travis wood


you take that back

>>75487216
Wasn't he a free agent?

>>75487216
meh we should be tanking anyway. the window is welded shut now

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orioles win

>>75486486
Exposed by the Cubs. Discuss that lmao.

>>75487516
barely

>>75487714
>by 3 runs
>barely
the fuck are you talking about lmao

>>75487516
no they didn't

>>75487762
shut up

When do we start revving up our >rags?

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>>75487162
he's got to go

how long until Thames gets 1 years suspension for horse steroids?

>>75486997
Damn... Will Clark?

>>75487516
See you in september

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>>75487835
correct!

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>>75487734
Shoulda been 6-1, the 2 RBI double was a foul.

Buck Truck rolls on

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>rangers sell their souls for 1 run meme wins last year
>get eliminated by the Jays again
>paying their due in 1 run games now
beautiful

>>75487849
>tfw have a Will Clark signed bat

>Rags

>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags

>rags
>orange ducks
>rags
>orange ducks

>rags
hahaha

>5 singles in row
>still no outs
>The city of Washington

Literally why does anyone get excited about Thames


A no name player hitting a ton of HRs out of nowhere?


This is like "how to spot a steroid user 101"

7 out of 10 thames bombs have been against the reds? is that true?

top kek

You are now aware that Adam Jones has nearly a 10% walk rate this year.

>Bart Larper in charge of pitching

>tfw we're going to get the nats farm for osuna and smith at the deadline

feels good

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Roylels BTFO

>>75488232
That nigga was a beefcake with his first stint with the jays. He's still likely roided. Just say'n, a major difference in his plate discipline from his first stint to now.

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lol

>>75488360
>implying they won't want biagini

Osuna is unreliable as fuck. Of course, he'd fit right in on the nats, I suppose...

>>75488360
Neris > Osuna desu

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>>75488417
HECTOR STAYS

>>75488382
Really really lol

WHAT IF I HIT A GAME-ENDING GROUNDOUT

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YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM HAS 14 WINS

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HEY
E
Y

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>Bryce groundout

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See y'all in October, Rockies

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>>75488495
i just replied to your post

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>>75488526
I would unironically enjoy this.

>>75488232
it was the bracing, natural Korean air that did it

>>75488529
DELET

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>>75488549
probably the best possible matchup desu

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Does /mlb/ think this looks good?

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>>75488576
no

>>75488590
wtf, is that raw

>>75488590
yes

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Rockies beat the Nats 8-4!

>>75488609
No. It's cured.

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>It's only April
>It's only May
>It's only June
>It's only the All Star Break
>They can't hold on to the NL West in August
>They won't win their first series
>It's only one World Series

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>>75488590
I'd eat it, but I'd take the green things off first

>>75488590

Capers and dill with lox on a bagel?

Sounds legit. Bagel is nicely toasted, too.

>>75488674
Thanks. It was my first time making it.

>>75488526
>mfw game seven goes 11 innings in a snow-storm.

Rox on pace to win 113 games

>>75488666
Only thre teams in the NL I'd enjoy watching a WS.

The Rockies,Pirates, and Braves.

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>>75488686
Game 7 will be at Minute Maid tho

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>>75488686
now with pic....

>>75488696
win a WS*
I 4got the Marlins.

>>75488700
a hurricane then....

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>>75488731
DELETE!

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>M. Cain 6.0 2 0 0 1 3 2.42

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What's the best lift to achieve Giancarlo Stanton-tier power?

>>75488949
Steroids and bench.

>>75488949
striking out

>>75488949
He will eventually pay Snap City a visit

>>75488949
Pilates

>>75486540
fucking kek kershit babies are this upset hes a regular season baby. Maybe hed have more sample size if he didnt get btfo every october.

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>>75488949
that shit tier ROM

>>75489042
He's saving all his postseason wins for whatever team he goes to next

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>>75488949
what the fuck am I looking at???

We fucking suck and deserve to lose every game but these umps in Anaheim have been fucking insane. Worst crew in the league

>>75489121
different crew today

>>75489121
Was Bucknor there?

>>75489139
Ah thought the crew chiefs name sounded different.
>>75489140
If he is I haven't heard from him.

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>both Chicago teams won by exactly 11 run margins

>>75489052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxAc97K2I5M

Why do the rags keep getting BTFOd by the T_s?

>>75489220
>GOD HATES RAGS

Someone make a Westboro edit with that

It's 12:36 AM and Machado chimped out again.

>>75489238
>orange ducks

>>75488949
SNAP CITY

POPULATION: THIS GUY

God that form has to be intentional.

>>75489238
>>75489255
>bombston roid cucks fans STILL mad about a legitimate slide

L M A O

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REALLY makes me think

>>75489238
>Bombston

Machado is now my favorite player for causing this eternal asspain

>>75489278
Same here. Can't wait for him to come to NY

>>75489273
Box score please

>>75489285
>implying

>>75489285
Have fun when he cleats your entire infield and then Eternal 4th Placers scream DINDU NUFFIN

Manny Machado is the diamond-cut ideal of a perfect ballplayer. Everything he's ever done wrong is someone else's fault.

>>75489472
It's actually pretty impressive. I'd take him over any other player in the league

>>75489472
Baltimore native here, I agree with this. Manny has literally never done anything wrong, he's a great child.

>>75489519
>child
That might be the key to that statement

>>75489472
>>75489519
Lifelong Baltimore fan here and I agree with this too. He's never done anything that I would deem as "wrong".

>>75489472
>>75489519
>>75489530
Yeah me three, Baltimore born and raised, been a fan as long as I can remember. Manny is my favorite player in history, hard to name anybody else because I can only ever think of him.

>>75489545
>>75489530
>>75489519
Fourth guy charming in here, from Baltimore also btw

Hard to find a flaw in your arguments, much like it's hard to find a flaw in Manny.

>>75489554
>>75489545
>>75489530
>>75489519
Yeah me too, me too. Local Baltimorean (haha is that even the correct way of referring to us? haha), and Manny is just awesome he's so cool and I can't believe how classless that other team was.

>>75489561
Ya know, as a Baltimore fan myself, I think it was really gross the way that other team acted. I think Manny handled it perfectly, just like he always does, level head and cool.

Boston "fans" have no class while the real fans in Balitmore know what class is.

Are the Orioles the bad guys this year?

>>75489580
Baltimore fan here, have to agree with that sentiment.

>>75489577
Yup exactly, Manny is perfect.

>>75489590
Excuse me but as a guy who grew up in Baltimore and has been a lifelong fan, it's hard to paint us as "bad guys" when We have had such a great start to the season and didn't act likely children like the other team.

>>75489590
I don't know how you can consider a team with Manny Machado the "bad guys", he's far and away the team captain known for his level headed and cool attitude. Everyone and the media always want to try to get him into trouble, but the guy keeps his cool despite everyone being out to get him.

Haha hey guys, Baltimore fan here, just happened to notice you guys with a Baltimore discussion! Figured I'd fly in (lol bird pun).

Sunday was just the ultimate way of showing our class.

>>75489608
I get that I just highly doubt Baltimore has the capabilities for 5 guys to be on the Internet at once so I thought a ruse was afoot. My mistake

Manny Maclassy is one cool headed dude.

>>75489615
Exactly, Manny always gets attacked but always shows how great a man he is.

Nothing bad about these birds haha!

>>75489623
We have a proud fanbase here in Baltimore, don't worry.

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>bombston roid cuck fans are LITERALLY this obsessed

Any oldfags remember when Chasen Shreve was good?

>>75489633
Baltimore resident, have to say I agree with this post.

>>75489651
I know! They just cannot stop complaining about how our player is perfect and their team is just gross!

>>75489651
>posts the most overrated player in the league

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>getting picked off at 2nd to end the game

Haha hey guys any "oldfags" remember when Manny Machado was good?

Haha oh wait he still is!

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>DOYERS
>DOYERS
>DOYERS

>>75489678
Haha high five O's bro! *High fives you*

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>>75489663
>>75489669
Feels good to garner this much jealousy and saltiness. Means we're doing something right.

>>75489689
We definitely are my fellow Baltimore local!
Cannot wait to face them next week and prove that we are the superior team with class and will not resort to petty violent acts of retaliation.

Go Orioles!!

>>75489689
Whine? Honestly didn't even know Baltimore had an MLB team till they started making fun of them for benching Britton in a game last year

>>75489689
lol Baltimore fan here btw, nice gif, mind if I save it?

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>>75489706
>>75489718
Imagine being literally mad enough to false-flag for 20 minutes straight.

>>75489711
Sorry, only relevant teams are allowed to post here.

>>75489711
Excuse me, but this was a rude post. Quite frankly, you should take it down.

We've been a heralded team for some time now, no need to resort to name calling.

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>get picked off to end the game
>at second
>by buster posey

pissboi in suicide watch

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>tfw the trade deadline is literally your world series this year

>>75489730
Haha those silly Boston fans are just so angry, they can't help themself O's bro. But don't worry, us real Baltimore fans will show through.

Can I get one up high, my man?? *Raises hand for a high five*

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>>75489730
>>75489735

>>75489739
>a fucking dirtbike

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>>75489751
>living in the past because you have no present or future

>>75489748
We ain't trading no body. No one wants losers

>>75489751
Unbelievably rude. This was a civilized discussion before you entered it. I'll be alerting the Moderators soon.

>>75489757
Don't worry O's Bro, he just has a tough time getting through things because the Canadian team (haha I forget which one it's called) aren't playing well.

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Post teams that have absolutely, positively never lost a playoff series in dramatic fashion. The evidence to support this must be objective and empirical. I'll start.

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Thank you based Buster

Thank you based Cain

>>75489757
Lol they didn't play Britton

Manny Machado has never done anything wrong if you consider the proper metrics.

>>75489760
estrada and liriano will get someone, theres always needs for a starter at the deadline, and JD if they decide to trade him now as opposed to this summer

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>>75489785
>continuing to live in the past because you have no present or future

>>75489782

I'll take NY/Bombston for 500

>>75489782
Baltimore fan here, WE have never lost a playoff series (as far as I can remember) in any embarrassing way.

We always lose with class and dignity, just like Manny Machado. Classy and dignified and never resorting to violence or cheap tricks.

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>>75489782
Lol your a fag

>Heyward sucks dick
>Does offseason pilates
>Raking now

Hmmmmmm

>>75489794
>orioles fan saying anything about a teams future
>no farm and going to lose memechado to the stankees

>>75489782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-hbjI81M8I

The Toronto Blue Jays have won a total of FIVE (5) games in 2017.

How embarrassing.

>>75489799
Under the conditions that I deem fair, that wasn't a playoff loss. Try again.

Hey fellas, Baltimore fan here.

Just wanted to say I love Manny he's awesome and go O's!

>>75489790
>band aid
>needs Martin
>band aid

>>75489813
Wassup my baltimore brutha!!

Gotta say you hit it in the head with this one.

>>75489810
this desu

>>75489813
Lifelong O's fan, you really slid hard into this one spikes up!

>>75489822
>band aid

?

>>75489825
Thanks my O bro, good to know we agree on things.

Manny = Perfect prince charming.

>the sweaty, stinky, fat fingers of the roid cucks fans as they false-flag while crying and making strange grunting noises

the only good thing machimpo ever did was deck yordano ventura

Would anyone here make-out with Manny Machado for free beer? He'd be the homo in this situation of course

>>75489843
I know right!

I'd love to get my wife's son to meet him when I get custody next weekend, been knocking he ol' noggin' for a while now to get some sweet tix!

Manny just wanted to lend his bat to Abad, he just thought it would be nice to share.

>>75489842
Always hurt

>>75489853
OMG!!

You got tickets!! I'm so jelly right now, feel like i just took a fast one to the noodle.

Let me know what seats O's bro!

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>>75489832

>bombston

>>75489864
Haha I haven't gotten the tickets yet my Bmore friend, but knowing Camden it will probably be full of seats that haven't been bought by gameday haha

And I mean like because everybody will be lining up on that day haha to get the seats!!

>>75489847
>deck
Baseball fights are fucking embarrassing

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>yfw Boston gets swept by the Yankees this next series