ESPNball time
Anderson vs. Kuhl
>>75484394
has anyone seen pirate captain?
>>75484394
PIRATES
also
FUCK BLACKOUTS
>all these pie rat trip faggots
>>75484412
He's back on heroin again.
Pirates will pitch a no hit today
I'm going to watch this, tonight.
Sterling Marte will hit for the cycle today
why is the stadium empty?
>Rizzo stealing a base
how?
>>75484559
Cubs fans hate travelling to Pittsburgh its a terrible city
>>75484582
jej
My no hitter is still in effect
>two walks already
Oh boy, my body is ready.
>>75484626
yep
>1-0
rizzo needs to be traded for pitching
>Pirates playing with great unis
>Cubs with this fucking jersey
Why.jpg
I am REALLY enjoying jason heyward being good
DINGER
Is Heyward going to come good?
Just get rid of Cervelli already, he's a fucking liability. Diaz is down at AAA and he can CATCH and THROW properly, unlike Cervelli
FUCK man Heyward is a god so far
no-hitter still in effect
heyward is back on the juice...80 games suspension incoming
>>75484648
This gimmick is GOOD
Keep it up bub.
Fucking cubs
At least our hockey team didn't get swept
>Game's tied on zero, Pirates with 2 outs, goes 0-2 on a 22 year old dude
>Now it's 4-0
When did Heyward become a good hitter?
>>75484394
long, boring day
who has a really corny joke??
>>75484692
nobody cares about furpuck
>>75484700
He's always been one, had one bad year and people freaked out
>>75484700
more or less his whole career aside last year
>>75484703
tiny pic is small
>>75484523
me too
what for snacks?
>>75484700
when he stole Dexter Fowler's mojo
get this snoreball shit off ESPN, jemele and michael are supposed to be on
Why you watching this? Bball playoffs on.
>>75484724
>apehoop
No thanks LeDarius
>>75484716
Just went for a jog and had whey and dinner. Maybe later I'll have coconut but not now.
>>75484724
>unironically watching apehoop
>>75484722
doubles never lie I love that game show
>>75484724
>luckdribble
Nope. Would rather watch gay fucking porn
>>75484716
Tesco meal deal reporting in ;_;7
>>75484722
ooooooooooh!!
>>75484730
is that something people do?
>eating a whole CoCo Nut
>>75484729
>>75484736
jajajajajajaja apehoop LeDarius
>Maybe later I'll have coconut t
Holy fuck, pirates have a gorgeous park
>>75484752
>whole
Seriously implying there. I eat a coconut per week, max.
>>75484765
it is nice - a shame no one showed up for the game
>>75484763
polish sausage or coconut
>>75484786
It's cold and rainy, I am not surprised desu
>>75484771
that's still a weird story for a Meriiburger to hear
coconut is a topping for us, not a meal
like for ice cream and.... pudding
>>75484798
coconut shrimp
>>75484752
my black queen, to bad she loves eating puss puss
McCutchen will look great in blue and white
>>75484808
thank you, there's a great example
>>75484809
thats a female?
are you sure?
>>75484797
wow what a shit fanbase
>>75484824
yeah thats me jayjay
>>75484824
>ewwwwwwwww
>>75484798
It's not a meal here too, but it's great to heat a dry coconut, then break it and cut the meat into pieces and have them for a bite for when you are not having M&M's or pretzels.
>>75484841
dem lips are so fukken kissable
>>75484830
I'm sure they're all watching at home
they just don't want the wet ass
>>75484848
that's sounds tasty AF
>tfw to intelligent to watch the pie rats
>>75484848
>it's great to heat a dry coconu
get some real food would you please
>but it's great to heat a dry coconut, then break it and cut the meat into pieces and have them for a bite for when you are not having M&M's or pretzels.
>>75484814
Is there any good player that Yanks fans don't talk shit about buying?
>>75484765
Downtown Pittsburgh is actually a very beautiful city, as are a lot of the old industrial revolution era buildings. It's just everything else about the city that's shit.
>>75484868
Like what? A triple stacker with extra bacon and an Oreo shake?
>>75484862
It is, but don't take it in excess due to fats.
>>75484874
most of the guys on their own roster
>>75484882
jokes on you fucker BK discontinued stackers of any kind
now that the baseball season is over, who are we drafting this week brews?
>>75484874
what the fuck kinf of reddit trip is this
>>75484882
>not getting fat because of bacon double bacon cheeseburgers
How fat are we talking?
>>75484898
Not in here, famiglia.
>>75484881
I always liked Pittsburgh when I was there. Lots of good food and drink around, and isn't ungodly expensive
>Brett Anderson
Cusb pitching is far worse than I thought it would be.
I expected a regression but it's been pretty bad desu
that should be 2, but I'll take it
>>75484924
what type of devil worshiping shit is this...anonymous is missing
>>75484924
How about 35g of fats per 100g serving?
>>75484931
>hues having access to the only worthwhile BK product
>>75484959
that's a degree symbol or a tiny zero
don't call me either, please
>>75484965
sweet tap dancing fuck
can someone explain why this game thread is so hyped? pirate = shite
Reds Brewers is more entertaining this year
>>75485017
We're being comfy.
>>75485017
try discussing coconuts
>>75485017
it's a n ational broadcast
>>75485017
where is it being hyped?
>>75485017
no one cares about the resd or the pooers
Cubs = urban america's team
Pirates = industrial america's team
>salty resd/broors fan begging people to watch their games
Top kek
>>75485017
Cause the Rats swept the cusb at home earlier this season
>>75485024
fine
>>75485037
nigger
As a mets fan, can't wait to play you jokers in the playoffs this year
>heyward gets a three run bomb
>schwarber playing small ball
i love the future
>>75485063
goddamn i wanna suck his manhood, every last inch of it
Nice job, Osuna.
>>75485063
>>75485054
>implying your entire pitching staff won't blow up besides Thor
Remember when you guys made the Worlds Eries and then lost lmao
>>75485063
what a handsome young man
>>75485082
you mean remember when they won the pennant?
NICE INTENTIONAL WALK
FAGGOT
AHAHAHAHHAHA
>a pie of rats
>intentionally walking Rizzo
lel nice walk
Ah, who cares.
Pens>Blackcocks
Steelers>Bears
And we don't have an apehoop team, which makes us automatically better.
>shittsburgh
>>75485077
can you see the future with those dubs?
>>75485114
>implying it was not inevitable
Osuna back to AA when?
pirates announcers are so damn jaded
>>75485130
Once we get some more outfield depth, unfortunately. If Meadows weren't turning out to be a shit this year I don't think Osuna would even be up.
lucky the runner was moving. le dp play almost back at it
Does Cervelli always look blazed?
Is it the roids?
Is it the concussions?
Is it playing for the Pie Rats?
Does he know it's no longer 4/20?
>>75485095
Kek and then failed to make the playoffs
>wild card game
Doesn't count
BIG BAT BRETT ANDERSON
Hope we get through five before it starts raining anymore
ooooooooh goodness
Top kek
JD with the bantz
>>75485189
Jim Leyland was a great manager. RIP in peace.
>intentionally walking Montero to pitch to Anderson
which Cubs pitcher is going to allow four runs, get pulled, and then watch his replacement give up three more?
Heyward MVP
>>75485190
jd sucks. He needs to be replaced, same with len. Ryan dempster and cm punk booth soon
>>75485231
David Ross replace Len?
>kuhl pulled
Coaches still think we have a shot, the madmen
>>75485244
I figured dempster would do the play by play
Michelle Obama with tonight's theme music
youtube.com/watch?v=IST6qRfVqwY
>yfw len kasper/david ross booth
>>75485231
>>75485244
Why would you replace Len? He's not bad. JD is garbage but I get a laugh out of him.
Len and Bob was super comfy. I miss Bob.
>>75485294
F
>>75485294
>>75485244
Shit, got Len and JD mixed up.
Yes, David Ross replace JD
>>75485294
Len is too vanilla
>>75485220
Who is Brett Anderson for $100, Alex?
>Cincinnati Resd
lel
>>75485325
It's baseball. He's perfect for it.
>>75485325
Fuck you Polack. Len is awesome and way better than the literal retard the White Sox have.
here comes the come back
This game is far from over Cubs cucks
If Pirates beat the cusb tonight, I will go to Boystown with mo
>>75485357
Why are you so mad?
Anderson faking an injury to get his bum ass out of the game
HOLY SHIT
>>75485369
Lol I'm not. I'm just aggressive. Ask your mom.
Top kek that slide
wow
they picked picked right game tonight, kiddies
>>75485388
You're needlessly tripfagging on a Vietnamese bull slaughtering website, you've never spoken to a female in your life, and certainly never fucked one.
Now is the time to voice your opinion on Schwarber leading off. I have posted this for (You)s.
>>75485410
rude
>>75485395
Oooo
>>75485416
move schwarber to thrid trade rizzo for pitching
>>75485416
works fine - his OBP is like .370 and he's in a slump
stolen bases are next to worthless with power hitters following him up
that said, Heyward would also be a fine leadoff batter since he remembered how to hit this season
>>75485416
I really don't care about what you posted since the Cubs are up big, but enjoy your (You).
>>75485410
Well fucking shit. What a rude cunt you are.
>>75485416
If heyward keeps hitting like he is I want him to hit leadoff. but schwarber is doing fine
Schwarber is a cunt imo
>>75485436
OMG 9-1 LOL
Fucking shitty rats
>>75485467
u wut m8
>>75485452
>implying trips deserve respect
Lmao
>>75485487
HE SAID A CUNT!!!!
>>75485467
delet
>>75485467
DIDE WHAT THE FUCKD OTN SAY THAT ABOUT SCHWARBER HES A PERSON WOTH FEELINGS THATS WHAT WERE TALKING ABOUT HERE IS A PERSON WITH FEELINGS IGH
>tune on bottom 2nd
>9-1
Wut.
>>75485509
>dropping the ball
Lmfao Cervelli confirmed for being so high he can't hold a baseball
>Pirates
how?
>>75485574
>a whole bunch
this spaghetti will last a lifetime
Schwarber should have run him over desu
>nearly breaks his wrist trying to avoid contact
>>75485586
Good thing it isn't a nationally broadcast game showing the whole nation this talent
>gets hit with a bat the next play
Man sucks to suck
"Somedays you're the dog, somedays you're the fire hydrant"
FUCK LEN
TOP KEK
>>75484499
iron
>>75484578
long legs
>>75485599
Yep
how's the Reds???
>commie
>>75485593
Isn't there a rule change against crushing the catcher? Thought there was something about plays at the plate for safety
>>75485620
if he's in the baseline you can hit him
catcher isnt allowed to block the plate until he has the ball
>>75485620
>cusb lifelongs dont know about a rule that's been in place since 2012
cannot make this shit up, home plate collisions have been dead for an age
>>75485637
well rizzo did try to take out Mr. Pirate Man (aaaargh) pretty good in the first
http://www.strawpoll.me/12820490
>>75485467
he's a good boy, he didn't do anything
>>75485456
seš fakt polák?
>>75485637
>a fucking leaf
go back to your icefight thread maplenigger
Official Baseball Rule 7.13 – Collisions at Home Plate
(1) A runner attempting to score may not deviate from his direct pathway to the plate in order to initiate contact with the catcher (or other player covering home plate). If, in the judgment of the Umpire, a runner attempting to score initiates contact with the catcher (or other player covering home plate) in such a manner, the Umpire shall declare the runner out (even if the player covering home plate loses possession of the ball). In such circumstances, the Umpire shall call the ball dead, and all other base runners shall return to the last base touched at the time of the collision.
>>75485662
in terms of pure taste, pistachio
but considering consistency and experience, i'm gonna go with cashews
>>75485662
>no coconut
uummmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
>>75485686
no drupes in this poll, friend.
>>75485686
Brazilian guy will be upset
>>75485662
For me, its pistachio
that snag
BRETT 'BARE-HANDS' ANDERSON
>>75485662
>1 vote for hazelnut
found the yurop
>>75485686
Yeah where the fuck is coconut
>>75485706
And we invited peanuts, because???
>>75485740
Brett "The Bare Hands Bat Man" Anderson
>>75485662
cashew masterrace
>>75485756
not a nut
>inb4 neither is peanut
>>75485784
beat you to it
>>75485761
>>75485784
>CocoNUT
Come on dude
>>75485761
america
Did we finally not give up a gorillion runs in an inning?
>>75485662
>macadamia
>1 vote
Sure is poor in here.
Damn m8, I just got home and the Cubs have 10 runs. What the fuck did I miss?
>>75485795
>what is botany
>>75485817
Too little too late fuckbutt.
>>75485662
>peanut
>2 votes
C'MON PEOPLE
IT'S A LEGUME
>gyooooooooooooo
>>75485839
Bryzzobristward
>>75485840
>a nut is not a clearly define scientific term
neither is fruit or flower
Yes yes, Pittsburgh, well done. Well done. However.
>>75485851
>>75485840
>no cocoNUT but includes peaNUT
Fuck you guys
Swallow my nut please
walnut getting shutout
>A PEANUT
>IS NOT A NUT
THAT'S RIGHT MY BLACK FRIEND
>>75485891
>my favorite for banana bread
-_-
LOLI ON THE STANDS
>>75485891
walnuts are shit and finally exposed
>>75485662
>only two votes for almonds
Plebs, all of you.
>>75485908
>>75485930
i voted almond
love the blue diamond smokehouse almonds
>best drinking snack ever
>>75485930
>picking almonds over the stach
>>75485662
>no option for boiled peanuts
fucking savages the lot of you
>>75485924
there are bitter and tasteless
so that make a good pastry filler
but not a candy
>>75485662
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12820490
Nuts suck.
>>75485957
>le gume
I'm glad we had this talk, son
>see that Frazier is on the DL
FUCK
damn Tony launched that thing
>foul
>>75485973
>and yet they can not suck themselves -_-
>no sunflower seeds in the poll
Fucking gay as fuck poll
>>75486011
>seeds
>a nut
Are you retarded?
>>75486011
>no ground beef in the poll
>>75486011
>seeds in a nuts poll
I'm not shocked
>>75486025
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12820490
>>75486011
>no potato in a nut poll
FUCK
>>75486025
>no shiitake in the poll
im out
>>75486025
>no burger in poll
>no Grape Nuts on the poll
truly the best nuts
>>75486009
Literally crying right now.
>no honey hut cheerios
so Mad
Who has a better question for the Poll Machine??
Why is there a rape on national television? XD
>>75486085
>tfw no brazil nut
>>75486121
national pass time
>>75486130
lmao they just call them nuts in brazil
>>75486148
>not Usnuts
>>75486148
Actually, we call them Pará Nuts.
>>75486174
watch does para mean in that sense
>>75486148
Ill let you guess what they are called in the states
>>75486174
Isn't that "Paraná"?
>>75486185
Nuts from Pará.
>>75486205
Nope, Paraná is in another place.
>>75486186
Steve?
>>75486215
No. Nigger toes. That's what they call them.
>Cashew leading
CASHEW ISNT EVEN A NUT
I can't believe you guys, what bullshit is this
>walking Brett Anderson
they were pitching around him to get to Baez
>>75486237
oh yeah
>oh our delightfully racist and distasteful country
Are we still doing God Bless America in the 7th?
>My Pokémons bring all the nerds to the yard
>>75486254
apparently, nothing is actually a nut today
>unless you ask Your Mother
Baez executes with a sac fly
not flailing at pitches a foot off the plate
>wat
At least one run, guaranteed.
BREAKING
cashew now leads pistachio 8-7 for the first time in poll history
>>75486307
good
In Little League they would just end the game.
In the Triple Crown they would have just shot the pitcher.
>the city of Pittsburgh
gonna have to turn this off when saul comes on I think. not much of a game
>>75486371
Do what you gotta do latvia
>>75486371
there's nothing going on tonight
I don't get it
did the Queen die?
>>75485662
Hazelnut, of course.
>all those degenerates who voted "pistachio"
>>75486403
>filgerts
herherherherherher
>>75486455
>*filberts
>Live in CT
>Cubs in pissburgh
>nobody there
>Cubs at Fenway and YS next week
>sold out since the Roosevelt administration
>this commentator's ass spergout.
another error for Rizzo
wtf cusb
>>75485682
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12820490
I agree with this
I got two bags of pistachios at Rite aid today, 2 for 6 bucks now I'm stuck in a hotel room with the senpai
I hope the Cubs score more runs so we see a position player pitch
sorry i was discussing nuts when the fuck did almora come in
>>75486519
I dunno the channel got changed to Southern Charm or some horseshit show with retarded bitches
man these espn commentators suck
Get your game up, Brett Favre. Also, I just noticed one of the guys from Pittsburgh is called "Bastardo".
>>75486519
middle of the 6th
szczur in left, almora in center, zobrist remains in left
not sure why you would pull heyward instead of zobrist for defensive outfliending - mememagic?
>>75486569
*zobrist remains in right
>that Minnesota wordmark uni
I like this.
GIVE IT TO A KID YOU GREEDY BANKER!
>weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Twinkies!!!!!!!!!!
92', last time Minnie did anything
and then the season break
and it's been twenty some odd years since my team did anything remarkable
>it's better than watching the M's every week
>>75486666
>>75486666
checked Quadruplets
>>75486666
What the fuck
>>75486666
Checked
>>75486666
sweet
what can I get for Devil's Quads??
we need a swatter and can field, I think
>>75486752
I miss Soler. It's good to see him get a ring. Wish Castro could have gotten one.
>>75486666
They're just digits.
>>75486569
Magic time
>>75486666
what is this voodoo?
>>75486807
Look at me
Im handin out Dubyas
>ESPN in charge of spelling
>>75486666
oh yeah, can't forget about Toronto's back2back
>much as I want to
Time for Grimm. He'll do fine, considering the game is basically over.
>the city of Ohio
>>75486890
>implying he won't give up 10 runs
>getting dressed after the game is over
someone having an after pwarty?
I would never ask this guy his name.
Al Mora
Why is Almora so based
>>75486966
Second
Please Joe, pitch Rizzo
>>75485555
>>75486666
Well, it was nice hanging out in P-town
even if it's fairly clear who won
3 more outs to put this shitshow to bed
>>75487255
>still have to watch GS v. Pooland
[ W ]
14 runs - new season high
[W]
See you tomorrow.
Cubs win
Warriors win
Good night for me
[ W ]
Cucks lose!