19:00
Neil Robertson (Aus) 11-10 Marco Fu (HK)
105-1 (105), 6-66, 86-0 (62), 78-31 (62), 90-30 (90), 1-119 (118), 14-98 (60), 47-59, 68-46, 8-121 (109), 92-6 (91), 33-94 (64), 0-73 (72), 92-0, 70-4 (58), 2-102 (56), 77-32, 73-32, 7-78 (78), 0-119 (115), 76-70
Tuesday 25 April
10:00
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v Ding Junhui (Chn)
Kyren Wilson (Eng) v John Higgins (Sco)
14:30
Mark Selby (Eng) v Robertson/Fu
Barry Hawkins (Eng) v Stephen Maguire (Sco)
19:00
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v Ding Junhui (Chn)
Kyren Wilson (Eng) v John Higgins (Sco)
Fu IN
Ronnie IN
>Selby is practicing instead of watching this mayhem
Under Pressure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I
When does GUAM ROMWY play next?
>>75482781
Tomorrow
>>75482781
Tomorrow, 10am against Ding.
What do you reckon Hazel's highest break is?
no lewd answers pls
selby is going to wipe the floor with these goons
oh boy
>>75482792
Ally McCoist.
>>75482792
38.
Finish him off Marco, he's a mug
>>75482743
Homoeroticism.
Check.
I-Is Fu doing it?
hope robertson won't win a single frame after that autistic screech
>>75482817
:joy:
>>75482743
>>75482818
Stupid, sexy Selby.
>>75482840
brilliant
>>75482834
Imagine what hes like on WoW comms.
>>75482834
He was re-living his adventures in Azeroth.
>wearing a football shirt at the crucible
why do people do this? it's always little shit teams like coventry or shrewbury as well.
>>75482857
probably yelling leeroy jenkins
Will Robertson drink the bleach after he uses it on his hair?
>>75482861
>That first time your guild kills Onyxia
At least he FU'd after he won the frame
>>75482865
>put your nicest top on John we'll be on telly
>alright luv
>Fu
>>75482865
Lower league shirts are a tradition.
ONE MORE FRAME
FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU
1 more frame for our boy
>>75482884
Wonder what that lad does that he get sit there all day watching snooker during the cruicable
Reminder that Selby is a faggot.
>>75482899
Probably takes time off every year to do it.
>>75482909
For you.
>had to stand outside for an hour due to gas leak
Did I miss anything?
FU FU FU
>>75482899
On the dole lad
>>75482899
I did the maths the other day, tickets go from like £35 to £70 (lets say £50 average), 3 sessions per day 14 days is like £2000 at a minimum
He's probably a shareholder at the Crucible or something
>>75482919
a wow warrior battlecry
lots of spaghetti
Fu trying to keep it together
Quit drinking your fucking tea on the mic, bong.
>>75482935
He probably twisted his ankle once a few years ago and is using his disability benefit.
>WOW
>>75482956
Livin' the life
>tfw want fu to clinch it now but also want it to go to final frame for drama
So conflicted right now.
What the fuck is this game kek
Son of Robert's gone.
weeeeew
FUUUUU
utter state of this game
Robertson will win
Check em
Where's the cue ball goin?!?!
>>75482964
>go to final frame for drama
there is a lot of drama right here anon
>>75482969
>>75482984
I feel privileged to have witnessed this with you all
>>75482993
He's hitting every shot about 3 feet too far.
check THESE
>>75482935
>>75482899
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/theres-man-who-goes-every-5638153
SAFETY BATTLE, BOYS!
>>75482991
>>75483008
Mongs the lot
Robertson close to meltdown.
>>75482909
>implying
>>75483014
>According to the Coventry Observer, Brian was also invited to watch England train and took a Shrek toy, which annoyed Wayne Rooney.
>>75483014
BUT HOW?
>>75483035
Selby's mum is fit
>>75483039
Ledge!
>>75483014
>would you vote for Brian in the General Election
>>75482898
>>75482909
>>75482914
>All the Euroboys in this thread.
It's a pleasure to have you all. I thought you lads just watched Handball or something.
>>75483039
kek
>>75483035
Really nice to see a mum and son so close
>get in
>snooks on still
Marvellous
>>75483035
is there a single snooker player with a hot wife?
>>75482998
True, but imagine this getting capped off with some final frame black ball drama.
>>75482919
Really annoyed that I had to miss an hour of mayham, despite never having been in danger.
>>75483088
Barry Hawkins' wife is way too attractive for him
Everyone is team FU yes?
>>75483097
>gas leak
lel what happened, did you leave the gas stove on you mung?
>>75483085
m8, you've missed an absolutely crazy session
>>75483088
Hendry is banging slags
>>75483102
yes, /ourchink/
Reminder that Liang was on the hill against Ding and lost
>>75483102
No, Neil is one of us. He probably shitposts once he's no longer in a tournie
>>75483102
after Neil's screeching I'd expect so
>>75483118
I don't know who is she, but look how fat she is...what a belly yuck...
>>75483060
Most of us are here every year, m8.
>>75483118
I thought he liked the boys.
>>75483140
Neil is a ginger you know?
>>75483106
Well, there was a small leakage of gas in my flat (pipe problem), so we all had to wait outside while they closed the tap.
They'll fix it tomorrow. Until then, no heating.
Frame is a bit shit lads
>>75483118
based hendo
>>75483140
He probably shitposts on /vg/
Robbo is a lucky fucker.
>>75483147
he only like the little chink ladyboys afaik
WHERES THAT CUNT GOING?????
Turn up the volume.
So the silence is louder..
>>75483167
>>75483171
That food looks tasty. I'm hungry now.
I DARE you to say snooker wouldn't be better if it was like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvULc4W7jHs
>>75483200
checked
no it wouldn't be, we comfy here
>>75483200
I'm feeling to "uncomfy"
>>75483200
Cant top this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COhiGlwW1wA
>started snowing outside the crucible
>with all this going on inside
Aww fuck lads how comfy is that.
desperate for a shit desu lads
Just got in from work lads did I miss anything good?
>>75483200
fucking lol
Have a job interview tomorrow, nervous af
>>75483217
if you have time watch the evening session from the beginning, it had everything
happening?
>>75483217
Missed some quality spaghetti, m8.
>>75483223
Good luck
>>75483223
Just be yourself
Everyday I'm shuffling
>>75483223
that's great!
YES MARCO
>>75483223
you'll slam it
>>75483200
That would take away the comfy.
>>75483235
Unless you are a fucking spastic
>>75483223
Quote Virgo as often as you can
>>75483200
That's like football commentators celebrating every pass.
On a random note, wasn't it haram for Rory McLeod to shake McGuire's hand since he's made of ham?
>>75483252
But that sweet positive discrimination
>>75483063
They even closer than this, you know? Like in the millenial porn that pops up on ever tubensites these days.
>>75483088
Do you mean a hot wife or a hotwife?
>>75483223
neil its just a loss, don't need to change professions
>>75483262
Stephen's halal m8
>Kneel
>>75483262
>>75483254
>where do you see yourself in ten years?
>wherever the cue balls going
>screech like an austist
>lose 3 frames in a row and the match
the STATE of robbo
It's over, Robertson. Fu has the high ground.
>>75483262
lel
>>75483223
You'll be fine just pretend to be someone completely different
>>75483262
MAGNETS
A
G
N
E
T
S
>hes got a kick
AKA he missed the pot
JUST
>this fucking game man
Happy for Fu but I feel for Neil.
Back to the Warhammer, Neil
WAIT
FUUKIN HELL
>Fu
ffs m8
>playing a slow shot like that
>literally asking for a kick
P O O
O
O
TROLLBALL
Fuck
I wonder who is behind all these kicks...
>>75483285
>>75483304
you sure are around in every comfy sports thread, mauled
Marco is my WhyFu
Actually upset that this Aussie cunt is back in it
Really wish Virgo would stop calling Fu "the yellow"
Sickening to see how racism is still a part of the modern game
>>75483320
>Carrots in a curry
Truly baffles the mind
WELL DONE MARCO, WELL DONE MARCO
HOWEVER,
>>75483335
Virgo isn't racist, he's just old school.
Actual fucking state of this match
>>75483343
Hello Martin Fitzmaurice
>>75483335
>too close to the yellow
Nothing wrong with a bit of bananarama m8
>>75483335
>Really wish Virgo would stop calling Fu "the yellow"
That's Dennis Taylor. NOW who's the racist?
yeerrsssee
Selby won't know what's hit him tomorrow
>>75483351
>>75483335
It's Taylor and Parrot in commentary
>putting yourself through all of this stress just to get btfo by Selby
>>75483337
I remember going to someone's house in primary school and they put carrot slices in their Spag Bol. Never went again.
>>75483327
>tfw no yurobowl
/147/ is like comfy crack.
GWAN
>He fell for the vegan power meme
Ebdon is a madman
>there's an awful lot of pressure on this yellow
for fuck sake
Jesus fucking christ
What the FUUUU
THIS FUCKING GAME
What the fuck is he doing
>this frame
>this fucking match
SPAGHETTI DROPPPPPP
fucking S T A T E
AAAAAH. This fucking frame.
Selby is gonna molest them that's for sure
>>75483327
Half of /147/ is in other comfy threads, m8.
Snooker is too good lads
Holy shit this match
>>75483380
Outrageous. The BBC can't let him keep getting away with it
>WHERE IS THE YELLOW GOING
>>75483369
/180/, /147/ and yuro bowls are the things I still visit this shithouse for.
However, since I am fond of Swansea, I must hate you for the time being.
>>75483380
denis's power level showing
>The city state of Hong Kong
Is this match fixing?
Fu tilted off the face of the earth.
>>75483369
I remember going to an Italian restaurant when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure there were carrots in the spag bol
>Just line my shit up with the middle pocket
>okay, dokey Neil!
>>75483388
thanks for the nightmares Austria
Its a lakeside classic lads
THERE'S PILES OF SPAGHETTI ALL OVER THE FLOOR TONIGHT
>snooker refs can replace balls to 0.0001% of their original position and I can't make columns in a word document align
I'm all out of greentext, lads.
>>75483405
<3 your cakes, man.
>>75483424
They do that, yes. Could have been Napoli, though?
>>75483438
They get to use screens to help them now.
Rattle time
>he is straight
i don't think so
GWAN MARCO GWAN
>>75483450
Called it
Christ
>black missed
JESUS FUCK THIS FRAME
how big was that choke?
umad, Neil?
FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU
FUUUUUUU
GET IN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>le humble china man
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
YES MARCO
FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU
FUUUUUUUU
FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU
Marco BOO
Has shitposting gone too far?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FUUUUUUUUUU
CRUCIBLE CLASSIC
Yesssss
TSFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
deserved that one
HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Oh my fucking days
>>75483481
But nobody did kill him and look where he ended up.
>>75483506
Back to Diablo2 with you
Robbo going to be crying over Teamspeak to his guild tonight.
>>75483497
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
He can go back to playing counter strike now
FUUUUUU
I love snooker
I love you lads
Cya tomorrow for Ding
memes aside... how many of you will be rooting for Selby tomorrow?
>>75483505
wew I got the same gif saved
>>75483522
Love you as well. Love snooker. Been fun today.
>>75483524
The Molester from Leicester?
>>75483524
Watching Selby is torture, he is a modern Ebdon.
>>75483514
He's going to sperg out and kick everyone
>>75483512
kek
Great match that, see you lads tomorrow
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THIS FUCKING MATCH
BLOOD IS PUMPING
>>75483524
Fu looks like kif
It was a hell of a fucking ride.
Cheers WhyFu
>>75483538
This.
>>75483563
>making that comparison just because Kif's wife is Asian
racist prick
>>75483524
Wear the Fox, Tight behind the Blue, we will come through
>>75483564
Nice. When did you put them on?
>>75483443
Yeah could be actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYHTr2Z82Ao
Robertson right now
>>75483574
>we
>>75483564
well in lad
>>75483564
Nice. Buy me a chinese would ya.
>>75483538
He's at least better than Ebdon, but yeah. not exactly exciting snooker.
good night lads
snooker is even better with y'all
gwan marco!
>>75483533
thats spooky
hope you'll be watching tomorrow too
HKPepe involved in yet another classic
>>75483564
Quick lump it all on a Fu - DIng double for no reason
>>75483582
When he was down 9-8 and then when he was down 10-8 but ahead
Robertson said on one snooker trip to China he became anxious when he was unable to join his “raid team” in a game of World of Warcraft. “When I got out there, the connection was so bad that I couldn’t get access,” Robertson said. “I was furious for four or five days. All I was thinking about was getting back home for a connection from China. I lost my spot on the team, and all of a sudden that became more important than the snooker, which is absolutely crazy.”
I wanna see fu win the whole thing now just to see his reaction at the end (or if he reacts all).
>>75483563
He also acts like Kif
>>75483596
Let's hope he tortures Markus Titus Selbius
>>75483595
Goodnight, lad. I'm out as well. Until tomorrow, /147/.
>>75483304
what is Randy doing there?
>>75483606
Think one could get him into Rocket League?
>>75483369
Its meant to have carrots though
Soffritto of carrot onion and celery
>>75483625
nah probably not, he plays LoL which confirms he has shit tastes
>Snow
>In April
What the fuck is the weather up to?
>>75483587
kek good idea
Who wins in a fight between Robertson and George Francis?
>>75483602
Ronnies going to ring ding
I've got 20 on my boy Marco to win the this thing
>>75483642
Fair enough. Oceania RL is suffering anyways.
Unfortunately the Sausage Knight is gonna torture Fu for a clean 13-6.
>>75483619
>implying he's not gonna be Selby's next rape victim
M O L E S T E D
daily reminder neil robertson plays warhammer.
>>75483647
This was Tuesday. Cheeky swim turned into a goddamn snowstorm.
I think that either Selby or Hawkings are gonna win the World Championship.
>>75483716
Hawkins might make to the final again but has no chance of winning desu
fuck i don't want to watch fu getting tortured
Marco Fu has slim to none chances against Selby.
H2h is 12-5 favoring Selby
>>75483517
hi stackgainer!
>>75483741
>*autistic screeching*
>>75483741
>>75483761
truely /ourguy/
>>75483742
yeah and longer distance usually means advantage for the Molestor.
>>75483742
The semi last year was excruciating and brilliant, hopefully more of the same
Why does he pretend to like Star Wars?
>>75483845
maybe he does?
How did you guys avoid /asp/?
>>75483871
because /asp/ is a place where murifats love watching half naked men touch each other
the place where you faggot muricans belong
>>75483871
>game lasts for hours
>lots of standing around doing nothing
>lots of breaks
>getting white to hit the black
Why hasn't snooker taken off in USA? Sounds like the perfect sport for you
>>75483896
>>75483902
Ay, I love your guys sport, don't take /asp/ as an insult, and furthermore toothpaste, I'm talking about /asp/ before it became wrestling. We ruined a board, a community by sending Mandrama over there.
I'm just legitimately curious how snooker stayed on SP.
>>75483902
They have Billard aka Pool.
>>75483919
if darts can stay on /sp/ so can snooker
>>75483919
Maybe cause we only appear sporadically throughout the year, not constantly there as a reminder we exist
>>75483919
Because it's a sport
>>75483929
Let us start with pool
Pool is played on a small table (6 feet * 3 feet).
This means that it is typically much easier to play pool than the other two
There are also many variations of pool. The most common are 8 ball pool and 9 ball pool.
In 8 ball pool there are 7 solid and 7 striped balls and a 8/black ball, to win the player must pot his type(i,e solids or stripes) and then the black.
In 9 ball pool, only 9 balls are on the table, each player pots the balls in order, starting from the ball numbered 1, the person to pot the 9 ball wins.
There are many other rules but this is how you play the game of pool.
Wow, I was just reading about the difference between pool and snooker.
Snooker seems much cooler.
>>75483987
Pool is more about potting, snooker is more about being able to control the balls around the table. You don't get a true sense of the size of a snooker table until you actually see one in real life
>>75484051
I just read this
>Snooker tables in Europe are for the most part 12 feet by six feet. Snooker tables in the U.S. are littler, measuring 10 feet by five feet
What kind of cunt would make the table smaller and call it the same sport?
>>75483702
Nout wrong with that mate. Painting is fun.
>>75483845
Trust me m8 this kid likes star everything
>>75484071
More to the point, who the fuck uses the word 'littler'?
>>75483919
Snooker is mainstream faggot
Our gamer boy making a comeback
Selby needs to chew on my taint
Was it Shakespeare that said... What is snooker?
>>75483702
This is the main reason why he loves coming to the UK isn't it, because it's the home of Warhammer. The prestigious snooker tournaments we hold are a side-show to him.
Good morning, lads. Today's matches look top quality.
>>75484099
>eyeballs
Literally how Mauled?
Quarter-finals (best of 25 frames)
Tuesday 25 April
10:00
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v Ding Junhui (Chn)
Kyren Wilson (Eng) v John Higgins (Sco)
14:30
Mark Selby (Eng) v Marco Fu (HK)
Barry Hawkins (Eng) v Stephen Maguire (Sco)
19:00
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v Ding Junhui (Chn)
Kyren Wilson (Eng) v John Higgins (Sco)
>>75491002
Good morning
morning lads
last night was fun lets hope we will see some good snooker today too
That feel when getting sick. Luckily, there is plenty of snooker to amuse me.
>>75491071
Who do you want to win mr Hungary.
>>75491002
Kek
Do one with trump
>>75491079
the entire tournament or just the sessions today?
>>75491088
Today
I'm assuming you want ding as you love asians
Ding a cute
>>75491084
Whom does he screech at?
>>75491105
McLeod
I know he's not our guy but still.
Maybe he could screeching at fu, Ronny, Selby, ding
Where can I watch the tournament. My cable provider doesn't have eurosport anymore ffs
Who /ding/ here?
>>75491125
Ding v Ronnie is on BBC 2 now if you can get a stream
>Dennis Taylor and Stephen Hendry
aww yisss
>>75491117
Let me think of something
>>75491125
https://www.filmon.tv/channel/bbc-two
>>75491125
I use this: http://www.filmon.tv/tv/bbc-two
When it goes to the red button, I use http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcredbutton
147 incoming
>>75491152
>>75491103
almost all matches im sorta neutral about, i just want good snooker
but i do want Fu to win against Selby
>I'm assuming you want ding as you love asians
IU is cute, that doesn't mean all asians are
>>75491136
good day lad
having you here feels comfy
It's on bbc nice, I have a vpn, it works great with bbc. Thanks guys
>>75491125
https://www.firstonetv.eu/Live/United-Kingdom/BBC-Two-5
>>75491167
They broadcast everything. Even if it isn't on the telly or red button, there's still a stream on bbc sports.
dat plant tho
C E N T U R Y
Ding on fire
>>75491160
y-you too
ding is plant
good morning snookerists
It's over Ronnie is finished.
>>75490132
nah bruv, it go like dis,
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; ("a" rhyme)
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. ("a" rhyme)
Nor hath Love's mind of any judgment taste; ("b" rhyme)
Wings, and no eyes, figure unheedy haste: ("b" rhyme)
And therefore is Love said to be a child, ("c" rhyme)
Because in choice he is so oft beguiled (by snooka).
His year?
our boy Ding is making no-one's boy Rpmmie look like a little bitch
>>75491309
Very beautiful.
>Dong
>>75491326
I was about to apologize for my failure of a joke.
These 'rpmmie gets raped' editions are rare, lets hope it continues.
i reckon ronnie watches tranny porn. he's got that vibe
>Ronie ding at interval
>Higgins wilson only halfway through
>>75491136
Where my picture boy? Want something to laugh at in work
>>75491398
Higgins is gonna grind Wilson all the way through. And both will enjoy it.
>>75491368
I reckon he phones into those late night Freeview babestation programmes
>>75491368
I reckon Ronnie's life is almost a carbon copy of the first series of I'm Alan Partridge.
>>75491434
Alan Patridge's dad is a murderer?
>>75491434
>Hello, Susan? Can you make pornography come on my telly please?
>>75491401
Reminder that even when Higgins loses, he wins.
>stuck at work missing /ourguy/ ronnie
>>75491502
Your guy maybe
>>75491502
>managing to misspell Ding that badly
>>75491502
>having lunch while watching snooker at work
feels good to be paid for doing absolutely nothing
>>75491509
>>75491524
Face it you all love watching the genious at work
Can we all agree that there is no /ourguy/ on /147/?
>>75491531
iktf
>>75491536
>says the guy at work not being able to watch him
Got Higgins on anyway
>>75491537
/ourguy/ is apparently whoever is winning. bandwagon general.
>>75491548
Not really, otherwise Selby would've been our guy for the past two years
>>75491546
The match fixer? Not even once.
>Higgins and Ronnie are the same age
Huh
How many gwans so far?
what drugs did he have this morning
>>75491614
Zero (0)
hope selby will get destroyed by marco but honestly probably won't happen
>>75491662
It was close last year between them, but fu really needs start playing better.
>rpnnie
>>75491614
Not many, which is strange as rpmmiefags are usually quite loud on weekdays, most of them are on the dole as you can probably imagine.
its ogre. rpnnie got that look on his face
>>75491689
Maybe they don't get the signing on money until tomorrow
GWAN RONI
GWAN DINGI
ronnie is always picking on that poor old guy
he told him to get his eyes checked one time
it's over, Ding is finished
ron refs the ref
have you drank any delicious Official Snooker water yet today?
>People say chinese players will take over
>People call Ding the chinese Ronnie
>>75491703
>channers shitting on dolites
>>75491785
Wew lad
>>75491785
Snooker water is beer friend.
>>75491785
>Kunlunshan is China’s leading brand of natural mineral water and is taken from an area over 6,000 metres high in the Kunlun Mountains.
Buxton >>> Highland Spring >>>> WeW Chinese tap water
>>75491786
I feel bad for Ding, hes a great player but the pressure on him has always been immense and he cant cope.
>>75491816
Whiskey>Beer>Fiji water
my cars been in the garage for 2 days bros, how fucked am i?
>>75491816
Buxton is a lovely place
Respotted black incoming
>rpnnie
69-69 ayy lmao
>69 - 69
nice nice
D D K
D
K
>>75491825
>whiskey
Yank pls
>>75491837
It is.
Bravo, Ronnie.
>those tweets about rpmmie
embarrassing
>>75491448
Kek you the man anon
>>75491537
What about McLeod
GWAN RPNNI
>Dong
>>75491792
Underrated
>>75491907
Unterrated
>>75491907
>>75491948
You rang?
>>75491952
G R O B
Why's Ronnie feel so out of his depth when he has to deal with snookers and safeties?
this frame is toilet
Holy fuck they are so bad at this game. GIT GUD GUYS!
Fu is number one super guy right?
ABRs BTFO
>Kyren
RIP TIP
>muh tip
HOWD YA SWALLA FREE UNDRED FOUSAND JOHN?
I don't think we can rule out sabotage here lads
>>75492081
ruskies m8
When fu is taking a shot, he looks good man, alpha as fuck. That cheeky look at the balls, it's quite hot.
Then he stands up and shuffles like a beta around the table.
Shame
All English semi final incoming lads
>2 hours until end of shift
i just want to watch snooker in my comfy chair while sipping hot beverage
>>75492171
Can't wait for tonight, gona get comfy and watch the evening session with tea and coffee
WHERE'S THE BLACK GOING
>Higgy
Virgo is loving this frame
>>75492183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ksuLdcV1eM
>muh tip
>>75492199
He was knocked out by Stephen Maguire.
Has R Ronnie given any interviews at this event yet?
>>75492287
>>75492287
>looking at the qualifying results
>found we almost had an iranian in the first round
Also Rory beat another black guy in the final round
>>75491818
Remember that time he had a meltdown playing against Ronnie and just smashed the whites into the reds on breakoff?
Good times. Stupid chinks. Get back to trying to scam Russians and Yanks with inferior Steel
>>75492327
calm down pollack
THICC
>this lad
>hazel with that disgust in her voice
>>75492396
I'd love to do something to her to really give her a reason to have disgust in her voice
>>75492417
Show her your cueing skills?
>>75492426
Miss an easy pink and end up sinking a tight brown
Anybody else have the beer open?
>>75492447
She'd make you pot nothing but blues and you know it
Will the molester put the cue up his nose and end it all when our Marco whoops him?
>>75492527
a beer?
a few beers?
the beer?????
>>75492544
He's talking about the concept of beer.
Can we meme fu into winning? Make it happen lads
>>75492555
Ok, I'll join in by contemplating smack.
>>75492562
vicious anti-robertson memes incoming
what snacks should i buy for afternoon and evening sessions?
shift ends soon, gonna run to store then home to get comfy
>>75492562
it would be amazing
gwan marco
>>75492587
Chicken feet and dog scratchings
>>75492315
Hossein Vafaei Ayouri is pretty based lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i48mD2oow-w
>>75492587
have a blood sausage night
>>75492587
Carrots. Vegan power, m8!
>>75492587
Cheese
I'd knock my tip into Seema
>>75492544
Any alcohol
>>75492587
Souvlaki
Selby v Fu table 1
Hawkins v Maguire table 2
decisions decisions lads
is he trying to take a shit?
>>75492737
Hong Kong Fuuey
P R E D A T O R
>>75492737
>Not watching our boy take on the eternal jester
>>75492689
no thanks m8, got a blend in 'teh pipe'
B A Z Z A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzZFHAbEjgI
>>75492587
Btw, I'm having Gulyás à la Székely later.
UKBarrage
>>75492781
>Btw, I'm having Gulyás à la Székely later.
its funny how almost no people eat it here yet its famous for some reason
bon appetit tho
>this breakoff already
selby sucking his fingers and then handshakes ref and fu, disgusting
It's ogre already
>>75492798
ty
>that aussie lad
>>75492798
We're famous for eating krauts and the only people I know actually eating it are health obsessed ones. I eat tons of Gulasch tho.
Notice rpmmie didn't use his usual chinese style walk-on music to play ding?
>>75492834
He hasn't been using it for the whole tournament, no?
>>75492829
Imagine not eating your Schweinsbraten without kraut.
>>75492829
we actually have that here at every market, stinks up the whole place
i dont like it all that much
>>75492829
this is actually absolutely heaven german food desu senpai
get it everytime i'm in germany
ID BATTER ANY OF YOU AT SNOOKER BY AT LEAST 46 POINTS.
NO THIS IS NOT KEN NOR IS IT TRUMP
>>75492852
>Imagine not eating your Schweinsbraten without kraut.
I believe you didn't intend the double negative, I actually don't like Schweinsbraten with kraut.
>>75492866
You need to try Nürnberger lad.
>>75492852
only noticed it during ding match, you're probably right
How long until Fu pulls out the 6 century streak and smashes Selby 13-7? That' all I really came to see
When fu is taking a shot, he looks good man, alpha as fuck. cheeky look at the balls, it's quite hot desu
Then he stands up and shuffles like a beta around the table.
>>75492879
swail please
I wonder if Mark purposely screws up his breaks to make his opponents mad.
>>75492889
did you not already said this words?
>>75492920
No replies the first time
JUST
>>75492928
chancer
GWAN MARCO
Posting this preemptively.
They are moving production of Blue Riband to fucking Poland lads.
Fucking Nestle
GWAN FU
>>75492933
Wish we had webms with sound. That "...just" was perfect.
>>75492880
I didn't, yeah. Thanks, didn't even notice it.
>I actually don't like Schweinsbraten with kraut.
Boooo (but understandable)
bit snappy ae, sittin ere in 2 pairs of everyting
>>75492950
Murifats were trying to buy Unilever.
You should be more concerned about that.
>>75492950
mate blue riband is shite and so is nestle. stick with the tunnocks mate
>>75493011
you from brit/pol?
>>75493011
I prefer Tunnock caramel wafers tbqh but I do enjoy Blue ribands
So fu gets not rest from playing yesterday? wtf.
>the black just sticks in where it wants
FUCKS SAKE JOHN
>Yellow Alert
well then
>a yellow alert for Marco
Marco is just asking for an 8-0 with these shitty breakoffs
Selby not missing anything at the moment
3-1 Selby first then 3-1 Fu next I reckon
Selby is the only player other than Ebdon that actually triggers me watching him
>>75493106
Of course hes not. After all, DOES THAT LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY.?
>>75493114
Are you me?
>not going for the /147/
>>75493114
Then you're in for a tough week
alright im going to come out and say whats on everyones mind
fuck selby
Btw is JV alright lads? He does not look good. Looks like he might have the onset of parkinsons maybe. :/
>>75493152
People get old and look weird.
0 chance for Fu
>>75493143
that's gay hungary
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TAKE MY ENERGY
Fu I fear for thee
>>75493180
\o/
>>75493143
Not gonna lie. I probably would if this means I could have a threesome with him and his wife.
no homo
Who has been the biggest autismo so far of these championships?
Ronny, trump or Robertson??
>>75493201
It's good you said no homo, or otherwise it would've been homo.
>>75493212
Robertson is the most autistic by far. Ronnie just doesn't give a fuck and Trump is still a kid.
>>75493201
does he have a hot wife? I never saw her in the events
>>75493230
she is busy humping morphy
>>75493230
yeah, she pretty milfy
>>75493234
you think they're swingers?
Why is Marco playing like a fuckwit lads?
>>75493212
Robertson had a literal autistic moment last night, so him
Dubs and Marco comes back and wins the match
>Fu
Dire
>>75493212
Robertson
He is one of us.
Is Selby, dare I say, /ourguy/ ;)
tempted to put a cheeky tenner on Fu to win this
>>75493274
This! He is basically what /sp/ ever wanted to be.
NEW
>>75493278
>>75493257
Suffering after Neil "Warhammer" Robertson cast an INT drain spell last night.
NEW THREAD
>>75493278
>>75493293
nice to see someone with a close relationship to their mother
>>75492993
Unilever is a British-Dutch company is it not? We both should be concerned. Though Unilever told them to fuck off anyway.
>>75493230
eehhhhh, she's okay I suppose.