Newcastle Utd vs Preston North End

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>poocastle

COME ON PRESTON
>uddersfield in freefall
help me

>all these bitters

don't Newcastle technically just need a draw?

why the win?

>Reading has to win their last 2 games to get 85 points
>Newcastle with a draw gets 86

>>75480368
>huddersfield don't exist

>>75480368
a win would seal it. draw isn't enough, huddersfield could catch them

>>75480391
>>75480393
i forgot huddersfield existed

>>75480368
3 points needed to seal automatic promotion

>>75480368
Max points Huddersfield can get: 87
Current Newcastle points: 85

So 1 win in Newcastle's remaining 3 games will seal promotion.

Also Brighton just need 1 win to win the Championship as the maximum points Newcastle can get is 94, and Brighton are on 92.

+++IMPORTANT PLEASE READ++

The following posts will NOT be tolerated in this thread:

>poocastle
>poounited
>poopoosle upon poo

Or any negative or sarcastic remarks about the state of Newcastle United or Rafa Benetiz.

This thread will be heavily moderated from this point on.

>>75480456
>wewcastle

>>75480456
>pooshittle

>peecastle

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The absolute state of Simon Grayson's head.

>>75480456
>rafa pooitez

In all seriousness though Rafa is massively underrated

Easily as good a manager as mouyes or simeone

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>>75480099
>>75480277
>>75480488
>>75480500

>>75480530
>you now remember when he got 3rd and the EL with chelsea and they booed him off

>>75480456
>newcrapsle

>>75480488
fucking hell what happened? looks like a more ugly warnock

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but will Muh Neymar make it lads ?

>>75480086
WE'LL BE VICTORIOUS
ALL WHITE AND GLORIOUS
NUGENT WILL SCORE FOR US
GOD MADE NORTH END

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> Ref is a Huddersfield fan

The state of this league

>>75480640
Not even kidding, how is this allowed

Anyone have a stream that isn't utter dog shit?

Just put this months rent on Newcastle.

Free money.

>>75480640
>>75480678
newcastle asked the football league if they could change refs and the football league deemed there was no problem with the selection

time for biased sky commentators

jsut put £5.2 million on david ginola first scorer how fucked am i lol

so has mcgeady improved his game, or does he still try THAT move every time and occasionally shoot from 35 yards?

>>75480756
what year is this

simon grayson has gone full JUST in the last few years

>>75480782
207

guys newcastle scored.

>already over

ayyy

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>tfw only watching this for Barkhuizen

>>75480759
hes a false 10 now

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gg ez

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/fa/yyy

>>75480875
>perez stealing clarks goal

bit mean desu, clark has deserved a goal

>POOCASTLE

poocastle

poocastle

poocastle

wew

this thread is dead as fuck

cant wait to get out of this tinpot league and back to relevance

>mfw leeds will NEVER EVER be relevant again

>>75480978
meh, even premier league game threads outside the sky 4 are pretty dead now too

>>75480992
Some matches don't even get threads on here now.

>>75481001
I remember when fucking 606 threads would hit the bump limit

>>75481013
fuck me, 606 threads. what a blast from the past.

>Phil from Kent

>>75481013
>>75481001
Where did people go? /pol/?

>>75480978
look at how many poocastle posts there are here, if we go back up to the pl it just gets x10 worse with people spamming anti newcastle shit

>>75481040
/int/ for the /brit/ threads

>>75481040
the epl efl split killed things

>>75481049
i tried those but they were awful.

>>75481060
oh yeah, not saying you should go there, just saying that thats where the majority of posters went.

can't believe i'm watching this after yesterday's all-day footy bants.

>>75481040
I honestly don't know.

>>75481091
yesterday I finally accepted messi as my Lord and Saviour.

>>75481102
i went nuts with his winning goal yesterday desu, didnt expect it at all

>>75481119
same and I hate barcelona
I just hate real that little bit more

rescuing this from page 10

>whocastle

>Lancashire shitehole

Need to buy atsu in the summer, 10x better than diame

Yedlin=American Cafu

>those two idiots passing it between themselves and then running into each other

>>75481442
sell diame, buy atsu, is yedlin on loan? if he is buy him, colback sadly needs to go, rafa doesnt seem to rate mbemba though i do, get rid of him if rafa doesnt rate him, let murphy go, bring in players to replace the ones weve sold, also try to get townsend back

>>75481515
Should be aiming higher than fucking Townsend

The club is in a good place financially and will only get better in the prem

>>75481597
like who? we arent a top 6 club lad we are going to be buying next big winger number 1230

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>>75481628
>>75481597

>>75481515
yedlin's not a loanee

>>75481650
lad loves black and white even if hes not at newcastle

>>75481628
No reason why >we shouldn't be buying a 40m striker or a top DM

There's enough money and Ashley is seemingly being less jewish as of late

>>75481675
>not even promoted yet
>fans already entered full delusion mode

can we stop this please, can we just focus on staying in the pl before we start going on about spending a billion quid

>>75481692
what? it's totally normal for newly promoted teams to spend 40m on one player.

>>75481692
How is hoping that a billionaire manager spends relatively little money delusional?

As it stands this squad is NOT good enough to stay in the prem

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>tfw one of our ex-fringe players is now bossing the championship.
>tfw if we get relegated we won't get out of championship

top kek

nice save lol

LMAO

LMAO

>pulling a suarez

Why isnt Yedlin playing?

>>75481893
>>75481909
wew

second time that's happened to me today

>>75481936

Because he's gash

FUCKING REFBALL

Perez sucks ass, will deffo not be in the team next season

Yeeeehaaaa toon army back on top boys!!!

>>75481958

Do we need to do this every time

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Based Rafa is back <3

>'uddersfield

>>75481936
rafa wanted more utility than pace tonight, thats the reason

>2-1 down
>30 minutes left
>Handball it on the line

Why do people do this? Most penalties are scored, you've got way more chance coming back from 3-1 with 11 men than with 10 men

>>75481946
I thought he was healthy?

>>75481994
probably just had a brainfart and acted on instinct

>>75481995
Gash means he's shit mate. He's braindead

>>75482049
based anon thank you

>>75481995
never understood why he got plucked from MLS in the first place 2bh. tremendous speed and hair, but even with seattle he never seemed outstanding, just effective

>>75482049
quality save

>>75482014
rafa will turn him into a beast

>>75482049

At least they don't need a keeper on the bench any more.

Which hidden gems does Rafa have on his radar for the transfer window?

I swear to god if Mike Ashley stops Rafa from getting who he wants I'll kill the cunt myself

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>tfw you still miss him

>>75482118
Nabil El Zhar

>>75482118
rumours of rafa leaving after the season is over because of what happened in the jan transfer window

FUCK YEAH THEY HAVE A DECENT LEAD

>>75482118
I read an article by him the other day where he explained his transfer policy

Apparently he chooses players based on personality and style rather than necessarily purely on ability, and tries to get a full range of characters in the dressing room

Seems mad but it must work

>>75482158
>Rafa just wanted a quick vacation in the Championship before knuckling down in Europe.

I can believe it.

>tfw really want mitrovic to score

:(

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>tfw deandre yedlin in the premier league next year

>>75482061
Me neither. He isnt good enough to be a winger but more attack minded than most fullbacks.

2bh I think he got offers abroad after the world cup, especially the game against Belgium where he bossed Hazard around. He's still definitely not better than our other fullbacks like Chandler.

>>75482179
At Liverpool he used to always try sign players who'd been captains at other clubs because he knew you needed players who could be mentally strong when things aren't going for you

>>75482191
iktf bro

ritchie you plonker

top kek

this is a right meme of a match

jej

Virtue-Thick scored for Liverpool u23s tonight. I bet he voted remain.

>>75482228
wish the shot went in off the back of the ref's head 2bh

>>75482261

good post

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>tfw back in the PL

>>75482302
I cant wait for NBC god tier streams and watching games on tv

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>Rafa vs Mourinho feud begins again next season

Based

>>75482302
not confirmed yet, preston could score 3

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>>75482302

>>75482302
WHERE THE SHOLAS AT LADS

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>>75482337
here lad

>Mitroshit

Remember he used to be rated

yoan gouffran is still a professional footballer?

>>75482351
i hope to see plenty of half time sholas next season

>tfw lost my shola folder

>tfw toon

>no pitch invasion

woooooooooooooooooooooooooo we are up

Fucking love Rafa.

Not a Newcastle or Liverpool fan, he just seems like a solid bloke.

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WE ARE GOING UP

>>75482396
Rafa's a nice guy, so is his wife. He pays for a load of kids to go to Disneyland every year

>>75482396
hes classy as fuck desu, seems like a genuinely nice person

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Dumping toon folder in celebration.

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>return of the sholas

HOWAYYYYYYYY

>>75482396
this 2bh
slightly autistic, but a legitimately decent guy

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All we need now is a new beast African striker

>>75482396
He's the modern day bobby robson

>>75482428
>>75482417
>>75482414
>>75482396
gonna be sad when he gets turfed out in november

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>>75482420

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You now remember Aston Villa fans shitting on Rafa and not wanting him to take over their club

>Look at them now

>>75482422
Young sammy

>>75482443
This is Rafa
unless the team is a sad pathetic waste of a squad it'll manage at the very least Europa League spots and a solid cup run or two.

>>75482420
>tfw someone posts your picture

toon toon

>>75482422
>thought you shopped some sholas onto the women
>its just real

>>75482422
>tfw used to live next to the church where sholas dad was minister

It was always raucous af

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>>75482446

>>75482443
no way. he might've proved he isn't good enough to cut it at a CL-level club, but he's clearly a good manager

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>>75482471

>>75482471
cabaye :(

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>>75482471

>>75482471
get those cunts off lad

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Rafa always buys Montse a watch when he wins a trophy, wonder if this counts.

Favourite Rafa story

>They accidentally underbooked the hotel in Athens during the 2007 CL final. So after they lost the final Rafa let the others have his bedroom and stayed out walking the city all night

>>75482518

Just kip on the floor Rafa, jesus.

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>>75482500

>>75482518
>stayed out walking the city all night

ONE OF US

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>>75482540

>>75482540
>not my snake tho

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>>75482554

>>75482560

;;;;)

>sky sports advertising for silicon valley

well you guys have good taste

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>>75482573

>>75482518
>walking the city all night

;__;

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New kit announcement soon ??
New shirt and arm sponsor soon ??

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>>75482573

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Reminder we also have our new crest for next season in the prem

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>>75482628

is krul even coming back? I read he hasnt been playing this year

>>75482697

Even the Wonga sponsorship is ending, what a dream.

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>>75482724
rafa said he was coming back in the future, dont know if thats changed

>>75482724
he's crap anyway, who cares